#Kidding

[mypatchworkreflection]

It's November 21st. Are you concerned about your turkey?

[wmnylander]

[rotten7rat]

Just gonna leave this here

[ronihilator]

this meme but adashi..... nyeheh 😈

[snae-b]

Anyone else wearing their Christmas Special conspiracy goggles right now?

whoa!!!

[michsmeesh]

haiiiiii its me again!!!!!!!!! haiiii hellooo

drawing this took the last surviving nerve i had so im gonna go sleep now gn ♥

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[angelcake10023]

//TW……. Panic Attack

Couldn’t get this idea out of my head djdkshsksjsk so now you get it too ❤️‍🩹

[osamiiya]

tw//intoxication, swearing

———

Iwaizumi rarely got drunk. In fact, he was often the designated driver when the Seijoh alums went out for a drink to “catch up”.

But, rarely doesn’t mean never.

You had been working late, laptop resting on your lap as you looked through emails and documents that your coworkers had sent you last minute. Then, the text came.

Or rather, photo.

The [image attached] message popped up on the top right corner of your computer, then followed by a text saying “your husband?” Slightly confused, and amused, you open the text to see your husband, staring down into his glass with furrowed eyebrows.

You’re quick to answer Matsukawa that you’re on your way before making your way out of bed and into the car.

Iwaizumi would never hear the end of it if he had to be dropped off at home by one of his friends, and besides, drunk Iwaizumi is a rare occurrence.

Parking is easy, not very many people drive to the bar, and it’s easy to find the group you’re looking for. You swear you can hear Oikawa’s laugh from outside.

As you approach the group, you hear the tail end of their conversation.

“…besides, we knew he would be the first to get married.”

Oikawa makes a wounded noise.

“I had a girlfriend in high school!”

“And look where that got you.”

Hanamaki snorts at Matsukawa’s retort and takes a sip of his drink.

Iwaizumi’s back is to you, and he’s still hunched over his drink, albeit quietly. You open your mouth to greet them when Iwaizumi finally mumbles.

“I miss y/n.”

The table freezes as they turn to Iwaizumi, watching his eyes well with tears as he traces the rim of his glass.

“Shit, we got him too drunk.” Oikawa’s on damage control, not seeing you approach the table as Matsukawa texts on his phone, most likely to you if the vibration of your phone means anything.

“Look! Y/n!” Oikawa yelps, pointing to you as you wave, finally having gotten their attention.

Iwaizumi turns to you and your heart clenches at the sight of his red rimmed eyes that grow wider at the sight of you.

“Y/n.” He breathes out, blinking slowly.

You quickly say your goodbyes to the table, scooping up your husband into your arms as best you can, making sure that the other men at the table have a way home.

The way home is quiet as Iwaizumi sways slightly in his seat.

“I’m drunk.” He mumbles as the two of you stumble into your shared apartment.

“I can see that.” You grunt, pulling off his shoe.

“I love you.” He whispers, hand coming up clumsily to cup your cheek.

“I can see that.” You smile.

[sugarxinim]

imagine being god's daughter in law

i'd be mad too

also bonus

[sillygoofyqueer]

oh my god i love seeing wei qingqwei content in the tags hes so funny. anyways i personally believe hes one of the few peak lords who refuses to let shen jiu's jabs get to him and keeps trying to tell him his bad puns and it makes shen jiu SO mad

Everyone else whispering and spreading rumours about what Shen Jiu does with his time, and then you see Wei Qingwei carefully scribbling down a list of jokes that he's going to send with a letter about the next sword choosing ceremonies to Shen Jiu; this man WILL succumb and become his didi. Yue Qingyuan seemed to have awkward history with the man, but WEI QINGWEI doesn't. I like to think Shen Jiu receives these shitty jokes, reading through them with the upmost straight face because the messenger from Wan Jian Peak is still hovering around and will report back to Wei Qingwei if Shen Jiu's lips so much as twitch. Then he calmly, slowly writes a single note for the messenger to take back - "your puns suck. Do better." While most people would take this as an insult, Wei Qingwei sees this as nothing but a challenge - it's the longest he's spent away from the forge, coming up with the best puns possible and putting them on the xianxia equivalent of flashcards, meaning that Shen Jiu will have to read the puns one by one, flipping each one over to read the punchline. He does not stop, will NOT stop until he gets his shixiong to laugh. It's a matter of principle NOT to laugh, Shen Jiu thinks - as though he isn't sort of, kinda, pleased that someone is putting in such a sincere effort to make him grin. Not get angry or snap or become embarrassed. Wei Qingwei wants him to laugh. There isn't even any ulterior motives of guilt as there is with Yue Qingyuan. (This is the reason we don't hear much about Wei Qingwei in canon - Shen Jiu has no fight with his existence (provided he keep up with the puns) /j/j)

[artbychromo]

managed to finish something in time! happy birthday mr pirate king

[ayakunis]

first kiss

[shittopi]

[viminoo]

the medic and his sun

just a quick sketch i coloured in for funsies! and the rest of the doodles i drew,,,

[wolfythewitch]

Idk if this is mentioned anywhere else but do you take commissions?

ahh not at the moment sorry