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When Price’s eyes are hidden underneath his hat I go just a little feral
#it further cements#that I have a thing for men with hats#Arthur Morgan#now#John Price#it just makes him sexy idk why#it makes him look dangerous#mysterious#like he’s about to make a decision that will#change a lot of lives#very quickly
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olruggio gets his wish to turn into a kid again for one day or something i dont even know
#witch hat tag#orufrey#IM SO TIRED i didnt even care to work hard to make the last page impactful enough I DONT CARE ANYMORE#i have to see things through to the end even if a scribble idea becomes 18 “pages” BUT THIS CONCEPT DOESNT EVEN MATTER#just going to low effort doodle men kissing from now on truly i do not care <- probably will be back to comicking in 2 days
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a niche game: *comes out*
me, 16 years later: hi.
drew these on a magma board my friend hosted.
#off#off game#the batter#batter#maskerat art#i am so late to this fever dream of a game but#yeah. either i will figure out a way to play it or just watch markiplier#it's always shit like this that i get interested in lmao.#i think i have a thing for men in hats with hidden eyes/faces... cue clouded monk.#digital art#doodle art
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currently obsessed with these two... i could be a good mother
doodles and notes under cut:
#tracey gravity falls#quattro gravity falls#tracey and quattro#gravity falls#my art#brrd art#what else#chirping#ok yea#this is my handyman au i guess#could handyman bill be canon in this?#he'd have to fight quattro for it#soos showed him how to fix the pipes because he was going stir-crazy and it just stuck#tracey likes making realistic attractions#dipper feels weird about both of them because it just makes him uncomfortable to see his face on someone else#they get that and mabel helps them figure out how they like to dress and style their hair#they make necklaces for each other in lieu of the hats#stan and ford are a little wary around them because old men lots of experiences#but they warm up#soos and melody practically adopt them#traceys the only one who still has a crush on wendy but he gets over it after the novelty of “cool older girl” wears off#everyone in towns like “this is the least weird thing to happen. i guess theres more pines kids now”#idk rambling haha i like rolling them around in my brain
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Watching Dressrosa and seeing Zoro watch Luffy's colosseum battle on the screen I was suddenly hit by the fact that in a Modern AU he'd probably be the most obnoxious kind of soccer fan.
You know the one that probably picks a new favorite team every match and is only a soccer fan when they are actively watching soccer. I can honestly just imagine him screaming at the screen and being all dramatic at the team talking about honor and shit. No actual practical knowledge of soccer though.
I just think he and Mihawk would just be the kind of people that like sport in a Modern AU they are athletes themselves but they also just like competition and adrenaline and so sports. Except Mihawk atleast attempts to possess a basic knowledge of the rules and plays of sports he watches while Zoro will watch a sport he's never heard of in his life, chooses a random dude that's "got guts" and root for them so wholeheartedly you'd think he's supported them all his life.
All this to say that goth family watches the World Cup as part of "family bonding time" and
-Mihawk is rooting for 3 separate countries, the 2 that his data says are statically most probably going to win and his home country cause he has some "patriotic pride". He watches intensely but never actually reacts to anything.
-Zoro is rooting for whichever team is playing against whatever team Mihawk is repping at the moment. He has no stakes in this longterm whatsoever exceot that he gets his fill of trolling Mihawk, sports adrenaline and on the rare occasion his team wins he gets to be a smug asshole to the man who raised him 😌. He screams at the T.V so much you'd think he had money on the line.
-Perona liked the idea of styling cute matching jerseys so much so that she forgot how much she hates watching sport. She is very bored and unhappy and hopes that somehow both of them lose. She judges the outfits (the jerseys) of different countries and their coaches on a scale that only she really understands but all must suffer through.
-Shanks is there because this is the only time Mihawk will hold his hand even though he is squeezing so hard his bones might be ground to dust. (the only indicator that Mihaw is affected at all by what is happening). He's bar hopper he's used to seeing random sports he doesn't understand played on green fields running in the background of his mild buzz to drunken fool binge. He's just glad to be included.
#Zoro would probably get tricked by Nami and Perona into engagin in sports betting though and so he does have something on the line#No matter the outcome he can never win and he fears he will be paying out nami till the day he dies#and that Perona might own an actual part of his soul?maybe? the details where unclear a ritual was involved tho#I dont even know what this is😭 I don't even watch soccer#I don't even watch soccer but it is the sport I am most familiar with seeing people spectate at insane levels of every single emotion\#Also I just Zoro and Miahwk showing love through head to head competition in the most petty ridiculous things is myy bread and butter#If they don't leave outsiders wondering if they hate each other but people#that know them frustrated by the fact that two grown men can't just say “I love you” then what even is the point?#also mihawk is definitely the type of person to turn sports spectating into a family event.#they watch all the major sports events together across all sports and he makes a whole day of it.#Its his insane way of sharing his hobby with his kids but since he's incapable of being a functioning adult#it's just a grown man with his teenage children quietly watching wrestle mania#goth family#throwing thoughts to the void#op#mishanks#hawkeye mihawk#dracule mihawk#one piece#shanks#roronoa zoro#perona#ghost princess perona#goth fam#one piece goth family#straw hat pirates#red haired shanks#one piece thoughts#one piece modern au
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me watching the thing: wait so that guy DID get shot in the leg? wasn't he just running?
boyfriend: no.
me: must've been somebody else. is there another redhead?
*later, as kurt russell dramatically tests little samples of blood labeled with the names of each crew member one by one*
me: this would probably be more dramatic if I knew any of their names?
boyfriend: oh come on
me: no, seriously. who the fuck is nauls
#no shade to the thing it's a great movie but it's not very easy to follow when you're face blind#men face blind specifically. i can tell women apart#but there's four guys with brown beards and they all wear hats and sunglasses all the time#i had no trouble at all with annihilation. for the record#of course they also don't have names in annihilation#psir#the thing#i have the same issue with stephen king it. i know beverly and then there's the one with asthma and probably some other guys also
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"[My Dad, Brother and I] all got matching Stanley Cup tattoos on our quads!" "Let's see it! Let's see it! Stand up real quick! Let me see you!" "'Let's see it!' Look at that." "It's just a little guy! It's just a little guy!" "I love it!" "It's just a little guy, but yeah, no...Sam Bennett, Anthony Stolarz, Monty, and Steve Lorentz—we all got em like 2 days later. It was fun! We were all—you know, no sleep, straight into the tattoo estab—" "Oh sure! You woke up and you were like, 'Huh, I got something on—" "Oskar Sundqvist did the same thing, man!" "I like it! I'm a fan of it! I really like it! And the fact that we all have the same one is pretty cool!" "Let's see that hair real quick! What do you got going? Let's see what you got going—Oh, God! Andy!" "What?" "Geez, he's got that Swede in you!"
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
#aaron ekblad#anthony stolarz#brandon montour#sam bennett#steven lorentz#florida panthers#i cant remember if benny and stolie ever showed off their tats after they got em#if they have i just dont remember it#if they havent: they both were shirtless at the parade and i saw no ink so its most likely on their quads as well#grown men treating the panthers like strippers will never NOT get old#“stand up rq let me see you” and other normal things to say#“its just a little guy!” he says as he shoves his pelvis into the webcam#i fully believe this man could be bullied into absolutely anything with a firm enough voice#“what do you got going on” to which he mumbles “i dont know” quietly as he succumbs to his fate and takes off his hat#“what?” he also says as he starts combing it back nervously thinking hes gonna get chirped for it#but actually gets “Swedes have gorgeous hair”-ed instead#your ⅛ swedism is showing ekky#out of everyone ekky opts for the smallest iteration of the tat design...#im not gonna say anything but know that im definitely thinking it#ekky like the romantic he is thinks its “cool” thats hes connected with 4 other guys via matching tats#3 of those guys are no longer cats...i think being taken out back with a shotgun would be less painful
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I love tucking my hair up under a flatcap. Makes me feel like a daring young lassie on her way to become a sailor or a soldier or some such.
#Me Fein#I'm someone's sister in a historical movie made in 2008. Who is never seen speaking to another woman.#gets called a tomboy even tho she is dressed totally femme other than the hat#She's not necessarily a love interest but she does have a crush on some guy#A white girl who says things like: Women can do anything men can! We will vote too one day!#She dies in the third act but after killing an enemy soldier orrrrrr saving an orphan from a bit of machinery or something#And as she coughs up blood & people are like: oh no!!! Its female character! You weren't meant to be here!#She smirks and says. I told you *cough cough* that women are as strong as men#What i'm saying is i stole my brother's hat#Me fein
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oda is like not good at designing women (and the fits for the girls get worse as the series goes on) and its really frustrating bc of how good he is at designing random lackeys like one piece's lackey/henchman game is off the charts. BUT. but. robin's water 7/enies lobby look is the cuntiest thing to ever come out of this series like no notes. no notes. she said if im going let my friends forcibly pull me out of a 20 yr suicidal spiral im gonna do it in the latex thigh highs
#it's THEE robin look like it's so insanely good. and for what. i actually also really like everything nami wears this arc as well#her pleated skirt/huge mens tie is really famous to me but she's only in it for two seconds#that shot of her and franky both handcuffed at enies lobby is so funny cause she looks like THAT and he well. he looks like that.#one piece#nico robin#i have serious issues with the fits the girls wear post timeskip like the honkers are one thing but the dresses are boring............#i liked robin's dressrosa hat but i may be the only one. and nami's wci halter was cute. but there was a bit in the manga like at lougetown#where nami is trying on all these clothes and shes like wow i look great. not buying this though LOL i prefer casual clothes#girl i miss ur denim shorts and skirts and t shirts#and i miss robin's shirts they were all so different#water 7#enies lobby
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that's a line from julius ceasar by shakespeare btw
#i dont think that means anything though. i haven't read the play idk#but its actually such a good quote in relation to the way i personally view fnaf lol. the evil that men do lives after them.....#it means the bad things people do have a lasting effect on the future while the good things often don't. the good dies with them but the ba#remains. ok#cam.txt#Time to get my crazy person tinfoil hat onnnn........ is there a reason a quote from that play was chosen specifically. or is it the quot#quote itself that matters. do they mean what i mean. goddd i hate not knowing i need them to reveal exactly what they're cooking
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it's been 9 years since this stupid little set came out and I still don't have it
you don't understand; I'd skin a man alive and steal it off his back if i could. but alas, that's illegal.
the little comic in the corner is loosely based off true events.
why does BTSSB lock their doors when they're open i cant make phone calls that's terrifying.
somehow driving the hour and half home without anything is more reasonable that a single phone call to the meat slush that lives in my head.
#you don't understand just how much I'm willing to pay for this silly little outfit#the only thing stopping me is the fact that nobody will sell it to me#that's it#that's the only reason#if you were wondering#the outfit is uh#alice and the pirates#milky rail train#in uh#navy#i don't think they gave the color a cool name#anyway it does have a cape and a little top hat#but celestia doesnt deserve it because deep in my soul#i know he's a loser and would like both too much#it would make him too powerful#elsword#noah ebalon#noah#celestia#eltag#loser men>#fanart#my art#sketch
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Tag drop: Dorian Pavus
#dorian pavus. [ he says we're alike. too much pride. once i would have been overjoyed to hear him say that. now I'm not certain. ]#dorian pavus: ic. [ you find joy in it not shame. it shows. / why be ashamed? power should be respected. not swept under the carpet. ]#dorian pavus: inquiries. [ stop talking like you're waiting for applause. / what? there's no applause? ]#dorian pavus: countenance. [ i'm here to set things right. also? to look dashing. that part's less difficult. ]#dorian pavus: introspection. [ selfish i suppose. not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside. ]#dorian pavus: meta. [ you inspired me with your marvelous antics. you’re shaping the world. how could i aspire to do any less? ]#dorian pavus: little notes. [ living a lie. it festers inside you like poison. you have to fight for what’s in your heart. ]#dorian pavus: etc. [ you can't call me pampered. nobody's peeled a grape for me in weeks. ]#dorian pavus: magic. [ don't your spells whisper things to you? what is and could be? music in the mind of strange faraway places? ]#dorian pavus: inquisition. [ we're going to get lost and starve to death. aren't we? a glorious end for the inquisition. ]#dorian pavus: tevinter. [ despite appearances. we care deeply. about everything. we have no reserve. not in war and not in love. ]#dorian pavus: felix. [ even in illness he was the best of us. with him around you knew things could be better. ]#dorian pavus: gereon. [ we used to talk about how we could make real change in the imperium. then he gave up. he stopped trying. ]#dorian pavus: halward. [ i only wanted what was best for you. / no. you wanted the best for you. your fucking legacy. ]#dorian pavus: aquinea. [ her blame was cold and smothering. never spoken but always present. he couldn't face that. not yet. ]#dorian pavus: inquisitor. [ you have too many people asking you for everything under the sun. i won't be one of them. ]#dorian pavus: solas. [ you startled me. you're always so... nondescript. / please speak up. i cannot hear you over your outfit. ]#dorian pavus: varric. [ what do you think sparkler? ten royals says the next thing we run into farts fire. / taken i win either way. ]#dorian pavus: cullen. [ gloat all you like. i have this one. / are you sassing me commander? i didn't know you had it in you. ]#dorian pavus: cassandra. [ blue scarf? why would i be wearing such a thing? / It's a painting. work with me. it'll be fantastic. ]#dorian pavus: cole. [ you say you're handsome all the time. am i? i can't tell. / you're all right. might want to rethink the hats. ]#dorian pavus: vivienne. [ i received a letter the other day dorian. / truly? it's nice to know you have friends. ]#dorian pavus: blackwall. [ point is. you should let yourself off the hook. i know bad men and you're not one. ]#dorian pavus: sera. [ you magic me: i'll put three arrows in your eye. / now we can live together in peace and harmony. ]#dorian pavus: bull. [ no qunari would accept a tevinter mage unless it was a ruse. when should i expect a knife in the back? ]#dorian pavus: corypheus. [ one of yours? / one of mine? like a pet? a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood? ]
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wanted to adapt the google search results a gay woman got in a japanese drama "tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna" which is good btw.
#witch hat tag#orufrey#the most light and gentle version of flirting-like behaviour of all time - a mutual passing thing - a peaceful dance through the long years#a way to work you out.. a way to express something about myself. all these steps are leading up to that beautiful magic#that you read about once. but actually we've been making it all this time... many many steps to this wonderful recipe.#the only non-perfect & non-fated thing about them is that oru is gay but (imo) qif could easily be transfem at any time. don't test him#oru being a woman wouldnt change anything for qif but oru is gay as hell.. However if qif was a woman then it'd be fine anyway no doubt.#oru would give in his membership to the Gay Men's Picnic Club group he goes to and embark on this life instead..many such cases#also i was typing “am i gay” into google when drawing tsukutabe fanart to check what google looks like#and “am i depressed” was the autofill for “am i”. qif's life is like: maybe he would have looked up something like oru did#but he got a bit distracted and started reading about cptsd instead which seemed more pertinent. sometimes childhood goes this way <3#anyway Tsukuritabe..Kinou nani tabeta...And witch hat kitchen.... the trio of gentle silly 30+ gay couple situations..ohh..#orufrey are the combo of those. like tsukutabe they aren't together yet. like kinou nani tabeta they are a long-term couple. beautiful#i will never let go of them. drawing this has cheered me up. they are with me
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lupita making fan videos of her cat to glass animals 🥹🥹🥹 the strides this woman is making in sexy cat lady representation. gone are the days when getting a cat after a breakup over the age of 40 was seen as tragic and life ending
#jrnlsht#i have been hyper aware of my age this weekend#just a lot of little reminders that guys my own age or even five years older see me as totally lacking in desirability#like im totally invisible at this point except to old men#not that I was desirable in my youth either but i was aware that i was young and that made me valuable as a romantic partner in some way#it feels as if now im forced into an asexual role where looking *hot* is basically impossible ever again#which is fine bc my career is in such jeopardy that i shouldn't be paying any attention at all to my sx life but#that part of me that is so desperate to be wanted also feels worse than ever#which just seems backward#why the fuck couldn't that feeling go away along with my youth instead of getting stronger -_-#i was complaining about this to ethan and telling him about some of the things i had happen here in LA#and his advice was basically just give up 🙃 accept the old lady lifestyle#and then he teased me mercilessly about my crush on geno and how creepy im being with my hat and my sculpture 😭#and i was like fantasy is all i fucking got dont take that away from me#i cant even have the companionship of a cat. pls my life is so sad
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so id say my crowfather closet cosplay turned out. pretty well, especially considering it’s 90% held together with safety pins and also has literally none makeup bc my phil makeup takes an hour to get on and half an hour to get off
please ignore how messy both my mirror and shelves are, im currently in the process of moving across the country
please reblog <3
#origins smp#osmp#o!phil#osmp philza#philza#philza fanart#crowfather#oh! phil!#i learnt coding for this#original thoughts in their natural habitat#<- new cosplay tag#we also ignore how the purple thing is a dress shirt tucked into my corset belt#and how the wings are c!phils so one side's all tattered#and the fact i dont have a crowfather hat#and how the cravat is an old placemat with a spare button pinned to it#and how the fur thing is literally just balanced#hey its a closet cosplay its supposed to be scuffed#if the men find out we can shapeshit theyll tell the church
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Orufrey at first glance: oh silly smiling glasses guy and his grumpy husband living together raising children
Orufrey at a closer glance: Fire and Water, Sun and Moon, Black and White opposites, oh the silly smiling guy is actually kind of fucked up and struggles with his self-worth and sometimes his intentions aren't exactly selfless or morally right and he's prone to obsessions and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone, and his grumpy husband is actually very soft-hearted and can be kind of naive and his magic is so kind although he has his own tragic past and he's a dad 24/7 despite claiming he never wanted apprentices—
oh and they're childhood best friends and each other's closest and only friend really and silly smiling guy started working on and kind of getting over one of his biggest fears because of Olruggio, because Olruggio has been kind and selfless even as a child, and Qifrey thinks he's not good enough to even be his friend, and he hates himself for being obsessed with the Brimhats because he loves their lives together but that is also why he needs to protect it and they would do anything to ensure the other's safety and Olruggio has unwavering faith in Qifrey and Qifrey knows he doesn't deserve it, not anymore, and
*Love Like You by Rebecca Sugar starts playing*
#i love orufrey an ungodly amount. and i think they have many many paralells with arkco#me bringing up love like you is a big thing btw because it's tied in my head to hualian and they're incredibly important to me.#read tgcf if you love tragic ride or die but very domestic gay chinese men#back to orufrey. i uh had them for like a week and i'm going crazy over them#orufrey#olruggio#qifrey#oruggio#olrufrey#wha#witch hat atelier spoilers#tongari boushi no atelier
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