#that “sex is gr8 and all but...” meme

[oxtoblur]

what if skk once they get together but it's just them being all cuddly and domestic instead of the hot, rough sex everyone's been betting on because it is HARD being a working adult in this economy and all we want is cuddles

[borom1r]

hmmm 3, 5, 6, 11, 14, 20, 22, 26, 38, 40 for the fun questions meme <3

ooooooo ok these’ll b inchresting :3

3- 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

th lotr trilogy (duh), I Saw the TV Glow, The Last Unicorn :3

5- what made you start your blog?

THIS blog? suicide bait on my old blog :3

tumblr in general? a friend showed it to me in high school n i made one n my life was irreversibly changed lmfao

6- what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

ATTENTION. double edged sword. like ok i try not to let myself care abt attention and try to be rlly careful now abt who i interact with but at the same time it rlly is validating when things Get Attention. some of my favorite fics have little to no engagement :( n like yea its not healthy to create FOR engagement (fast track 2 burnout) but its also like very disheartening to put time n effort n passion into sth only for it to fizzle out in the void

but whatever. ill make weird art forever

11- what do you consider to be romance?

THIS IS SO FUNNY 2 GET bc soooo much recently has made me reevaluate like. how I perceive this lollllll

anyways short answer: idfk man!!!!!!! close friendships n romance r incredibly cloudy in my mind cuz ive got a bad case of dogbrain!!

long answer is i just don’t quantify that stuff the way neurotypical ppl do :3 ties into th autism + nonhumanity. i also think cis ppl being attracted to me is gross lol. ideal romance for me is bein held n tended to like a noble knight tends their sword. I feel love like a dog feels abt their human!!! dogbrained!!! romance is being a guard dog, being a Really Good Boy but just soooo disconnected from like. idk allosexual/neurotypical quantifiers of “romance” for me lol

+ i don’t use th label rlly but im def somewhere on th ace spectrum lol like physical intimacy is only rlly “safe” conceptually when its completely disconnected from th realm of possibility. like thirsting over celebrities or like th knight i have a crush on. + cis ppl desiring me is rlly like.. ew 😒 don’t look @ me anymore man

14- what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

UM. funnily enough im gonna do th Big Thing this summer :3 im going 2 th renaissance festival shirtless this year now tht im post op

s’gonna be scary showin off my scars but i rlly wanna go all out n celebrate finally havin top surgery. like im alive!! despite everything im alive n im happy ^_^ so cis people be damned, im gonna run around like a lil wolfguy for the first weekend!!!!!

20- favourite things about the night?

i love the moon :3

i also love how still n quiet things get

22- say 3 things about someone you love

ITS SO BRAVE!!!!!!!!! ITS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO PROUD OF IT FOR HOW MUCH WORK IT DOES TO BETTER OUR COMMUNITY N PROUD OF IT FOR PURSUING TRANSITION + CANT WAIT TO SHARE MORE TRANS JOY W/ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(hiiiiiii Ly hehe!!)

26- fave colour and why?

when i was a kid my favorite colors were neon yellow n neon pink :3 they still kinda are but now i usually stick to like lime green or bright red paired w black. forest green + dark blue r gr8 too

38- fave song at the moment?

DONT ASK ME TO PICK JUST ONE???????

here r some I’ve had on loop lately: Far Away (Roadside Ghost), Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl (Broken Social Scene), I’m Already Gone (Baroness), Sex for Homework (MSI)

40- any bad habits?

oh yea i have dermatillomania lol

it doesn’t rlly bother me to talk abt bc i think “gross” stuff like that deserves to be less stigmatized— my shoulders n back are COVERRRRREED in little scars + scabs

[forjongseong]

“Crimson red,” he answered. The color of your lipstick. The color of his chin after you first made out with him in your office. The color of his intense feelings for you.

FUCKING RUINED ME. THAT AINT NO REAL MEN LIKE THAT FUCK MY STANDRDS OUT OF THE SCALE NOW MOM HELP-

MILLONES IS A GR8 MASTERPIECE ITS A FULL PACK FLUFF AND SMUT AND COMEDY.

Y/N IS SUCH AN ALPHA FEMALE, VERYL COOL AND STRICT SHES MY DREAM BOSS

THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED YEONJUN AND BEOMGYU I DIED LAUGHING

Yeonjun should be awarded loudest employees of the month.

I CRI

AND THE COSTUME PARTY I LOST IT WHEN BEOMGYU APPEARED AS UNEMPLOYED PLS MY JAW HURTS

I KNOW JAY LOOKING LIKE THIS

WHEN Y/N DIDNT DENY SHE GOT HICKIES TO COVER UP

THEIR SEX IS SO INTIMATE AND PURE

AND U INCLUDE THAT Y/N KEEPING HER SHOES ON?? GODDAMN

AND SHE DIDNT DENY THE HUSBAND ALLEGATIONS FROM PPL

THE OLD COUPLE FROM THE ELEVATOR

AND SHE TOLD JAY TO FUCK THE CONDOM CAUSE SHE WANNA FEEL HIM FILLING HER UP TOT HE BRIM

MY HEART WENT TO A STRAIGHT LINE I JUST KNEW IT

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ILL NEVER MOVE ON FROM THIS

READ MILLONES BY MY GIRL NANA FOR A BETTER LIFE AND TO GET YOUR STANDRDS HIGH WE AINT SETTLING FOR GREMLIN MEN, RUDE MEN,AND TO THE BARE MINIMUM.

YASSSS I'M GETTING MEMES FROM THE LEGEND NINI

FULL PACK OF FLUFF SMUT AND COMEDY -- omg thank you SO MUCH this means A LOT TO ME are you ready for some angst in the next part? BHAHAHAHA

BEOMGYU appearing as unemployed is honestly a scene stealer for me i love his chaotic ass

and OF COURSE I INCLUDED Y/N KEEPING HER SHOES ON! it was in your reaction to carmesi it was a genius idea and I GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT

YESSS WE AINT SETTLING FOR GREMLIN(???) MEN ASHDKJASDHJAKSDHAKJSDH LET'S ALL STRIVE TO BE BOSS YN

[trashydemigodmess]

ship meme and married life meme for bracey pls

BRACEY 💜✨

who is more aggressive in bed? listen, they're a couple of kinky sluts this really just depends on the day/mood/situation. i will say it usually leans more towards brent, but macey absolutely has her moments 😗

lights on or off? what did i just say lmao it depends on the situation/mood

who does what chores? brent does the cooking, which means macey does the dishes, i feel like they'd take turns doing laundry and cleaning the rest of the apartment, etc.

who gets babied when they’re sick? they both baby each other and both act like babies when they're sick because they're Dramatic

who makes breakfast? we all know macey isn't allowed in the kitchen, so, brent. but!! macey will make u a mean avocado toast

where would they go on their honeymoon? i'm not going to disclose this information as it is already Plotted and Planned 👀

what are their quirks while sleeping? macey's a major cuddler but don't tell her i told you that

what is their favorite activity as a family? trying new things and exploring together 😌

who is the stricter parent? oh brent obviously lmao

who would be the big spoon? i mean technically logistically it's brent, but macey knows sometimes everyone deserves to be the little spoon so she will occasionally do her best but mostly just be a backpack gkfjdlgdfs

who would wake up first? if macey is ever awake before brent something is terribly wrong. he's a 5/6am kinda guy and she's more of a 8/9am kinda gal

do they have nicknames for each other? brent is canonically the first person to have called her mace 😌 he came up with it as a way to have a cute pet name for her because when they first started dating she hated them. but then it caught on and now all her friends and family use it too lol. macey doesn't really have any nicknames for him, but she did in fact start the daddy jokes and i will not go into more detail about how or why so take that as you will. when she's drunk you'll hear a lot of "baaaaabe" though lol

what happened when they met each other’s parents? well, uh, brent does not have a parent for macey to meet 😐 but it has been discussed that his mom would have absolutely adored her. macey's mom mostly just can't believe her delinquent child bagged a responsible kind man 🙄 but her sisters all love brent and think he's gr8

how do they apologize after an argument? they apologize and have a nice cute hug and talk about it,,,,,,but then make up sex oop

what would they be like as parents? they re your best friend's dope as hell parents that you wish were your own, like, we'd rather you get drunk at home than at a stranger's house of course your friends can sleepover here are lots of snacks kinda parents lmao they're gonna raise some dramatic as hell bold brave gay little children who will be grossed out when their friends comment that their parents are kinda hot ngl

who is the better cook? LOL

who is more romantic? macey is telling me to say that they are both romantic in different ways, but we all know brent is the swooniest romantic motherfucker on the planet

what sort of gifts do they get for each other? when i tell you macey is so spoiled lmao brent loves buying her nice things, while macey is the queen of like, trips and experiences and adventures as really sentimental gifts

who gets jealous easiest? oh they're both super possessive, brent you would be able to tell by the look on his face, meanwhile macey would straight up say something snarky to the person making her jealous lmao someone give me an excuse to see this everyone in this town is too nice and respectful

who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc) oh macey for sure she will make any excuse to have a party

who is the most adventurous? brent is definitely the one more willing to try new things and go on adventures, not that macey isn't, but he tends to be the one who has the ideas

who is the most protective? uhhhhhhh to put it nicely macey would sacrifice everything or burn down a city without thinking if it meant protecting brent and she dreams of kicking hecate and ares' ass on his behalf, but also like, he'd probably say he's just as protective lol

what would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? i mean....they kind of were? so just go backread or something i guess lmao

song to sum them up? i could give you an entire playlist of taylor swift songs in canonical timeline orDER about brent and macey but i won't because i don't need to be perceived as any more crazy than i already am so i will go with the classic of shut up and dance by walk the moon

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor - macey 😪

forgets to run the dish washer - not macey because her rule is if he cooks she cleans!! so if anyone's forgetting about the dishwasher it's brent!!

pumps gas for the car - brent

drives when they’re going somewhere - again, brent, like i know macey's kinda learned how to drive but i'm certain girl doesn't have her license

rearranges the furniture - macey

falls asleep with the TV on - brent bc he's a man

gets to use the bathroom first - macey is telling me it's her, but in reality brent is always awake before she is so it's brent lmao

decides the temperature for the ac/heater - i feel like this was something they could have stupidly bickered about when they started living together but now they have a happy compromise and the temperature is Just Right

sets up holiday decorations - they do that together?? do ppl not do that together as like, a family activity?

leaves the lights on - macey because she's not paying attention

uses the bathroom with the door open - i mean???? they've lived together for years, it's probably not something they always do but if it's just them at home??? both???

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) - they both would call a plumber they couldn't be bothered to try fixing it themselves are you kidding

[hvlfwygod]

could i get messe for both of them? 🥺

💕🌙🌹THE REAL MESSE HERE IS ME🌹🌙💕

ship meme

Who is more aggressive in bed? - aggressive??? um..... how are y'all having sex???

Lights on or off?- i think it could be either?? but off most likely

Who does what chores?- jesse probably does most of them i'm ngl.... malia will um, load the dishwasher and clean a lil 🙂 OH and she'll bring some of her fancy clothes to the laundromat

Who gets babied when they’re sick?- they baby each other! mutual babying!!!

Who makes breakfast?- jesse.... malia will buy breakfast tho lol

Where would they go on their honeymoon?- i'm thinking a cruise? lots of tropical drinks? if jesse doesn't wanna be on a boat that long then a nice island getaway will be gr8 as well

What are their quirks while sleeping?- malia uses jesse's chest as a pillow more often than she uses a pillow, sry jesse hope u don't mind a whole head on ur ribs 😚

What is their favorite activity as a family?- sweet little romantic dates out in the forest or on the beach. trips to the city to do some cute day event or something 😊

Who is the stricter parent?- i think it would be jesse but tbh it's mostly just relative to malia lol. he'd be very soft and gentle but still make it clear that the kids gotta follow the rules. malia would back him up like 97% of the time tho so he's not the Bad Guy

Who would be the big spoon?- it's jesse! sorry jesse! unless there is a very special circumstance in which malia will gladly hold jesse all night long

Who would wake up first?- man they both sleep in huh. i guess because jesse has work he tends to wake up earlier than malia, but he's also usually in bed much earlier than her anyway so it balances out

Do they have nicknames for each other?- jesse calls her things like love, sweetheart, my love. malia calls him babe, my love, cutie pie, and she maybe has a few pet names for him but they will not be repeated in the presence of others 😗

What happened when they met each other’s parents?- well.... jesse's siblings love malia!!! and malia's parents think jesse is adorable and like, very good for her. they approve 1000% and he'll always be invited to family outings 🥺 loweky i can imagine that in the future jesse and çinar might vibe So well that even if messe broke up they'd keep in touch dfkjahsdfksdf

How do they apologize after an argument?- it's a lot of talking and listening and physical comfort as they try to explain themselves. i imagine it's harder for them sometimes bc it's hard to talk about some stuff ���� but they really earnestly try to hear each other out. and then malia will do something for him a few days later if she feels extra bad about it.

What would they be like as parents?- i'm thinking that they are doting but maybe not the best at making or enforcing rules?? jesse is going to be an amazing dad and i think malia will mostly be following his lead. she'll try her best but she's not super domestic in terms of like, child/family care so it'll definitely be a unique dynamic

Who is the better cook?- malia doesn't cook and won't learn

Who is more romantic?- oh gods.... i wanna say malia but honestly??? jesse def can keep up and he can really surprise her and sweep her off her feet ☺️

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?- malia is constantly buying jesse cute new clothes (to make up for how many she's stolen) and nice expensive accessories, room decor, something that makes her think of him, fun grooming products she saw on instagram... and then every now and then she gets something really intricate and/or sentimental. i think jesse also gets her a bunch of little things that remind him of her and i feel like he has a running list of Things that malia has mentioned even in passing and just surprises her with them

Who gets jealous easiest?- i Live for a jealous jesse.... malia is also pretty easily jealous but i daresay he might have her beat, he's just better at hiding it

Who gets more excited for events? (e.g. birthdays, christmas…etc)- malia 1000% and she has to convince jesse a lot of the time to join her when it's not immediately family related. she's always hype to dress them up in fancy clothes

Who is the most adventurous?- oh that's jesse, despite his avoidance of Events, a nice hike or a trip somewhere new is his Thing

Who is the most protective?- hmmmm..... jesse. give me protective jesse please i'm begging you #wedeserveit

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?- literally exactly how they are now except Chaste

Song to sum them up?- peace by taylor swift i will not be taking questions

married life meme

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor- malia's clothes are too expensive to be on the floor, if it happens it's jesse

forgets to run the dish washer- malia... sorry jesse

pumps gas for the car- jesse. malia says no thanks

drives when they’re going somewhere- also jesse 🥲 malia says i love my man bc i don't have to lift a finger

rearranges the furniture- oh neither malia says i know a guy!! let's just redecorate and hire a team!

falls asleep with the TV on- it's jesse of course

gets to use the bathroom first- malia let's jesse go in there first most of the time bc she takes Such a long time

decides the temperature for the ac/heater- malia wants it like, a little teeny bit chilly in the winter and Cold in the summer so they can wear cute sweaters all year round

sets up holiday decorations- they do this together! malia is mostly directing and putting out smaller decor, jesse is the one climbing ladders

leaves the lights on- malia if it happens but i think they're really good about this one

uses the bathroom with the door open- no 🙅🏽‍♀️

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)- malia already called a guy dw 😌

[unholyplumpprincess]

Good morning, everyone! I'm finally at the first sex scene in this fic and wellp. This is 100% going over word count so it'll take a bit longer. I think it's gonna end up 8 or 9k so it's gonna be a Big Boy one-shot iavaiga. BUT it looks fantastic so far so I aint really mad!

I'll also be reblogging my Reverse Ask Meme for u guys as well :D I love seeing your guys' response! Reminds me of when I used to do QOTD I miss doing that!

That's all I got for u guys! Have a gr8 day!

[sluttyten]

I took sex Ed at a Christian school and all I remember is -biblically we should practice abstinence -we read a book on people that were our age that had sex (it was mixed some were like ‘yeah it was fun’ others were like ‘no not gr8’ -I *think* we learned about condoms but I might be hallucinating -we also got this amazing pamphlet on ways to reject people if they ask to have sex - it became a meme

sex ed taught by someone who believes (or is forced to teach it as) sex should be avoided at all costs until marriage isn’t educational at all really. like I never learned anything about sex in school, honestly, as I’ve said before, everything I’ve learned about sex I learned online through smut and porn and educational conversations of people I followed and also through things my friends and other people around me have said. Abstinence only sex ed just has the students unaware of a lot of things regarding sex and leaves it so they really have to find that stuff out for themselves either through personal experience or through the Internet, both of which are definitely not a good manner of education for young, impressionable, and vulnerable people

[libertasforte]

#CandyFirst Epilogue Impressions: Part Candy

fuck, John, girls can squeal and it doesn't have to be sexist. oh my god, they're rescuing Gamzee. I've wondered how they're going to rescue that particular ghost from the architecture. Omg Callie is so excited to save her daddy.

hmm...I really don’t like the way Callie is talking about this though.

...where the heck did you learn all this language, Gamzee? From Aranea?

Gods why is Terezi always right about everything. Hmm...I worried when I saw Rape and stuff in the tags but I forgot that at least within Homestuck personality wise the girls are a lot more likely to get that kind of thing on than the guys. Dirk? Dirk?? No. Dirk nooooooo, what the fuck no, Dirk fuck no, YOU FOOL. VRISKA ALREADY KILLED HERSELF FOR A LARGELY NONSENSICAL REASON, THAT WAS HER STUPID DECISION TO MAKE NOT YOU TOO. Oh Dirk. I suppose he actualized what his role was all along, as destroyer of self...maybe he was never that different from Vriska all along, in the sense that he can’t go on if his life has no greater purpose in cosmic events? ... Ok Gamz you successfully turned redemption into a meme, not that it wasn’t a meme already. And then everyone has babies and it is awful. Aradia and Sollux!

Yeah they totally spend their time just jumping to different timelines and attending all the funerals don’t they? They’re probably making a name for themselves across timelines as the twin gods of death. Oh hey god tier Calliope is here to protect us it’s cool that she isn’t stuck in that black hole forever I guess?

This is obviously Eridan, who’s managed to fuck everything up like the villain he is hahahaha no it’s obviously Kurloz who has a connection to Lord English pffffffft yeah right like that guy’s going to be relevant after all this time (he’s not even tagged) yeah she’s talking about Dirk isn’t she. Wait...but if they are fortunate to live in a reality that is beyond his influence...does that mean that Dirk’s suicide was in fact some sort of a heroic sacrifice for his friends? ...Ghosts start pouring in from the sky. Meenah is here, god tier Calliope is here, Aradia and Sollux are here...this universe...is somehow inside the black hole????

New information about the mysterious prince! It is a he! We can rule out all the weird timeline versions of Dirk, Eridan and Kurloz where they went transgender for some reason. (Because transgender is supposed to be a thing that happens in this story.) Also, Vriska is here and starts starts clownfucking. First Jane and now this. Gamzee is sex god. You may not like it, but he is what peak Male Heterosexual performance looks like. Anyway Vriska fuck-kills Gamzee and I’m just happy that he’s dead. According to Rose we’re in Eden. And Jake left Jane.

Holy crap, um, wow. I actually LIKE this version of Jake??? Like, actual self-awareness? And actually changing his life for the better out of his own volition and stuff. Anyway, (Vriska) jams with her ancestor while using dead Gamzee as a pillow, which I am really happy about. Um, the Gamzee being dead thing, is what I’m happy about.

Fuck Gamzee. Fuck redemption.

I like Vriska. I don’t care.

And the cycle of Vriska continues, and it is gr8.

I really jive with how Roxy talks about her gender. I guess personally this is nice for me because it makes me feel validated about choosing the aspect of Void for myself, and there’s a lot I want to say but that’s a separate post. Then Dave talks to wise sage internet priestess Obama and all he asks for is relationship advice???

And Dirk’s suicide was not a heroic sacrifice at all??

Initial thoughts. Holy hell Heterosexual Singularity? Roxygen, Davejade, Meenkat, Janejake. Rosemary is in but that’s like getting grandfathered in. This is patently due to a lack of Dirk. It’s interesting in light of -

And with all these hets and babies I keep thinking of the biological necessity - the idea that new people are born from heterosexual couples. Even Rosemary has Kanaya who’s literally a virgin mother in the troll reproduction sense, she herself individually associated with reproduction, not as a pair.

I don’t know. Davekat fell apart in this universe and - is it hard to be gay? Unless you’re someone who has a lot of control over yourself like Dirk, Rose, and Kanaya?

What the heck happened to Dirk in meatverse anyway? Given how Jake reflects Lord English... Did Hussie manage to make Dirkjake into a more tragic clusterfuck than Vrisrezi?

[lionfanged]

INTERVIEW MEME.

——— character question sheet

▌real name:  atticus king ▌real name:   syouhi rosales --- he won’t respond to this name / you’re going to be dealing with a very angry atticus if you call him this ▌single or taken: single ▌abilities or powers: no abilities / powers. he is human as human can be, and is reliant on his pokemon for all power-related happenings outside of his ability. he’s otherwise combat ready and more than happy to Throw Down. he can hold his own well and is extensively trained in hand-to-hand combat. ▌eye colour:  gold ▌hair colour:  black as his soul ▌family members:  he’ll claim he has none---which is true, in a way, as his immediate family members are all dead. ▌pets:  in his pokemon verse, he wouldn’t call his team his pets. in all other verses, he has a multitude of cats. ▌something they don’t like:  people ▌hobbies/activities:  reading (he enjoys nonfiction and fiction alike), watching documentaries, mechanical work with vehicles, and whilst still work-related, he often uses his free time to sketch out plans for machinery / equipment. ▌ever hurt anyone before:  oh definitely. ▌ever killed anyone before:  more than just one person for sure. ▌animal that represents them:  lions !! big cats in general are a gr8 aesthetic for him though. ▌worst habits:  he copes with stress and the trauma in his life with sex, and while he tries to steer clear of it due to the history of alcoholism in his family, he often drinks, too, to take the edge off. ▌role models:  none. himself, maybe???? ▌sexual orientation:  bisexual ▌thoughts on marriage/kids: marriage is a waste of time, unless it is for marrying into a better situation. he, however, is quite well off and sees no benefit in marrying. children, on the other hand, are seen useful if only for carrying on his lineage and his work upon his passing. he otherwise has no emotional ties to the concept of children, and both of his sons had a somewhat cold relationship with their father. ▌fears:  he suppresses most everything down, but absolute failure would leave him considering killing himself, rather than rotting in jail / never having the chance to achieve his goals. atticus is the sort of person who swings on extremes when it comes to fears, and is either incredibly distant, or incredibly volatile in reaction. for more minor fears, he’s bothered by the sound of running showers (something he’s learned to cope with, but he explicitly takes short showers for this reason), and in spite of working with cairo all his life, he is bothered by electricity. he frequently got burnt and shocked by cairo as a boy when cairo was still a cub, and the unpleasant experience stuck with him. ▌style preferences:  he’s a high fashion kind of dude, but nothing overly out of the norm. if it is within his tastes, and business appropriate, he’ll consider it. most everything is tailor-made and rarely store bought if he can avoid it. custom three piece suits are his standard, and typically have some sort of embellishment tying back to himself / his company (such as the winged lion logo.) ▌someone they love:  his cats. that’s it. cairo, his luxray in his pkmn verse, is literally his best friend, as he has no human friends and doesn’t care to make them. ▌approach to friendships:  he doesn’t. ▌thoughts on pie:  if he has to, he’ll eat it. otherwise, the texture of it bothers him. ▌favourite drink:  whatever has as much caffeine possible that wont stop his heart. ▌favourite place to spend time at:  his home office. it’s his quiet place to unwind and work on projects undisturbed. ▌swim in the lake or in the ocean: ocean ▌their type:  if you rate above an 8 on his mental hot-or-not scale, you’re in. he’s shallow when it comes to physical appearances and is definitely that asshole you hate. ▌camping or indoors: indoors. the idea of camping leaves him unsettled, and brings back memories of the period of time he was homeless.

tagged by: i stole it from @100pwr tagging: follow ur dreams, but pls tag me so i can read

[ibuproffie]

why the soc duology is peak ya literature *some spoilers*

cohesive, interesting worldbuilding 

it makes sense. no weird plotholes. 

ketterdam feels like a real place. 

all the places in the story are based off of real places that’s prob y. 

does not require a whole bunch of infodumps to explain how things work (i h8 that)

a plot you actually want to read

just imagine

no love triangle 

NO GODDAMN LOVE TRIANGLE 

did i mention no love triangle

yeah, there is romance, but it’s an addendum to the story, not the whole thing (which makes it more special imo) 

plot twists that aren’t stupid 

it’s never boring or drags 

most importantly imo gr8, complex, well-rounded characters ~ EVERYONE has development and growth, no one is perfect, and best of all, no one is whiny or abusive 

nina zenik 

a queen, too good, too pure 

the most beautiful character in this story is in-canon a chubby, bisexual girl

who is never made to feel bad about her weight 

who loves herself (and waffles) unconditionally 

did i also mention she could destroy us all ~ she is also the most powerful character in this story (a magician called a “grisha”

has an extremely healthy and empowering relationship with 1! matthias helvar (we’ll get to him in a second) 

even though they are enemies @ first they become friends and then fall in love and it is GREAT this could have been executed so poorly but it’s actually v cute and fluffy 

matthias helvar 

we stan a reluctant good guy in a crowd of thieves and murderers

originally had some bigoted ideas about grisha b/c he was basically brainwashed to believe they were evil 

but he changed and put aside his prejudices to help the squad and nina 

it’s amazing how far he’s come - this is proof that even if you were problematic in the past you can redeem yourself now 

he loves her so much it’s so cute 

he too is a badass-he was specially trained to hunt down grisha 

secretly a huge dork but outwardly he’s very uptight (lmao he’s Relatable) 

jesper fahey

starts out as escapism at its finest ~ basically he just wants to have fun all the time and avoid his problems

but he learns how to handle himself and that sometimes you have to face your demons to get what you want 

makes a lot of mistakes but shows that he can grow and learn from them 

did i mention he is a) in canon biracial + bisexual b) in canon dark skinned we love some good representation ayyyy he’s def not a token brown or anything 

and everyone’s totally okay with his bisexuality there’s literally no homophobia in this story 

has wild fashion taste and likes guns a lot bitchh he dropped out of college to join a gang and escape his boring a$$ farmer life if that isn’t a power move wtf is 

definitely the funniest character but that does not in any way detract from his character development 

is very much in love with wylan (these two just get cuter and cuter and cuter) 

wylan van eck 

a ginormous nerd ~ he likes chemistry and the flute 

a typical tumblr gay softboi (y’all know you want this) 

joined a gang to scam his rich and abusive dad out of house and home (ultimate revenge fantasy tbh) 

has a learning disability but he’s still one of the smartest characters (i told ya the representation in this book is amazing) 

blushes easily

has done nothing wrong in his life ever (a complete cinnamon roll) 

has a major crush on jesper (at first jesper annoys tf out of him but if you like resentful-dude-has-to-tutor-the-noob character arcs y’all are gonna be HERE for this ship) 

kuwei yul-bo

a reluctant participant in these shenanigans

so brave (he absolutely did not have to do anything for these people and helps them anyway) 

everyone just wants to take care of him because he just kinda fell into their hands *this poor boi*

he’s “shu” which basically means he looks east asian 

is a crow as well FITE ME 

inej ghafa 

my actual wife 

in canon dark skinned 

a badass bitch who could take anyone half of me reading this book is being “SHE DID THAT” 

someone described her as “the person in the group project who does all the work” and i stand by that 

even though she’s the “tough girl” she still has emotions and character development 

also no girl on girl hate in soc: she and nina are big friends 

actually sparks a really intelligent discussion about the hypersexualization of woc (she is a victim of human trafficking and sex slavery) 

religious even though the world is mean to her 

does not settle for less in her relationship w kaz “i will have you without armor” anyone

even though she works for him they are equals 

honestly meme team = dream team they both have so many iconic moments 

wants to kill sex slavers and ruin their businesses never has a more righteous quest been undertaken 

kaz brekker  

the ya bad boy we actually need 

no but hear me out ~ he starts out having no moral compass whatsoever and gradually become someone who cares about stuff if that isn’t PEAK character development i don’t know what is 

is morally grey and an interesting character without being abusive (like a lot of times in ya *cough rhysand cough* characters that are intended to be just a little bit sketchy are actually A Lot Sketchy and do absolutely unforgivable creepy things and then have a shocking revelation about their past and become Good!Guys with Problems) kaz never becomes “good” but he treats the people he cares about with respect for the most part and his abuse is never used to justify his shitty behavior

is so sweet to inej like come on!!!!

has panic attacks and is disabled (but he’s still a badass lmao i really would not push it)

out of everyone had the most potential to be tropey but he’s really well written and that’s why i’ll stan him and not some other similar characters

[britishb3atlemania]

wow i keep feeling rlly giddy and dumb bc like!! i see cute boy! he c me! he mssg me! we hang! i ask to get drink wit me! he say yes! its wholesome and friendly! but then he invites me to his! its nice! he kiss mi! its nice! he ask if we wanna go to his bedroom! i say no thank u! i am proud of myself! bc i always say yes bc my relationship with sex is fuked up so im feelin powerful to say no! esp bc its someone i actually wanna fuk! and hes sweet and cute! im strong yai! and he says thats totally cool and we can just make out! he looks cute topless! he said i look real cute topless! wow it gets steamy wit other tings thats not makeout (all consensual)! i am strong again and say oo gotta go home now thank yew! bc 5min longer i woulda just fuked him lmao! he walked me to the subway! cute! its cute! im just so used to rejection 9 times out of 10 so its fuckin insane this wasnt another one of those! hes dorky and funny! he loves frogs and possums and chihuahua dogs! cute big dumb nose! cute sad ringo eyes! cute lips! he said he rlly likes my lips! hes got cute tattoos! he likes my white ppl jokes! he reassures me that me dragging canada is totally fine (hes canadian)! he wants to show me scariest movie ever! i told him ill shit my pants but ok!!! so we will c if that happen...!!! he likes my cat earrings! he genuinely remembers and brings up any tini lil dumb cute fact i mention like specific luigi memes or dumb paul mccartney facts! we are both not looking for anything serious! its fukin gr8! it just happen on tuesday but im already too dumb and excited and i hope it doesnt blow up in my face soon! bc like.... we seem to b on the same pg with this! just two losers who like to doodle and freak out abt animals and actually wanna hear what the other person has to say abt things! but we also wanna... b sex-c!!! oh gee! did i mention hes cute!!! also hes 28!! thats fukin hot k oKAY! also i think hes bi! also hot! as a fellow bi person! fuk ya!

[crzytwn]

Rebecca Leah Goldstein & Leopold Spinnett

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Til they're dying together in the nursing home like the old bitches in the notebook.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Slowly but also...sort of immediately? It just took time to realize that's what it was.

How was their first kiss? - Becca cried so....not gr8

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Leo. It was traumatic and I'll let you know why when I finish a certain meme.

Who is the best man/men? - Oliver!!!

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Kelsey!!

Who did the most planning? - x It was all join decisions.

Who stressed the most? - Leo. It was all hair related.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8. | 9 Leo's over the top and Becca's dreamy and they have magic. It's A LOT. | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Becca's mom and um idk

Sex:

Who is on top? - Leo?

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both? Leo's a lil horny boi and Becca has her moments, right?

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Becca likes to read sexy books and shake the table.| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - A while. Thank u magic.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Leo is definitely interested in making sure Becca gets the most.

How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Uhhh one or two maaaybe?

How many children will they adopt? - I dunno, unless ollie died and left his only child. Probably none?

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Becca. Leo would be so annoying. But she probably has charms.

Who is the stricter parent? - Leo, but like?? He's too spoiled to be that bad, he's just very specific and insistent about things sometimes and it'll show in his parenting.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Becca.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Becca.

Who is the more loved parent? - Both, but probably Becca

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Becca.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Leo but Becca was a close second.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Leo. They probably don't tell Becca.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Leo. Becca cannot cook and he's not the best but over the years he'd learn to so he wouldn't die.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Leo?

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both, they like spending time together.

How often do they bake desserts? -Probably not that often, at least until they have kids.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Balanced.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Leo loves a fucking grand gesture.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Leo

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - BECCA

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - magic

Who is really against chores? - ???

Who cleans up after the pets? - magic

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Leo

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Becca?

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - I dunno

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - LEO.

Who takes the dog out for a walk?- They have one Cat. Lit. And then Lit II.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Always

What are their goals for the relationship? - love??

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither? Becca has books to read and things to do, and Leo is too active and also needs to get ready for the day.

Who plays the most pranks?- Leoooo

[hydrospanners]

8 AND 18 FOR NIREA

thank u 4 askin and also makin this meme u r gr8. i got a little carried away but not as much as with the recruitment mission. putting stuff under a cut because long. i don’t think i even really answered #18 but honestly it would take twenty years to answer that completely so..... [shrug emoji]

8. Are they romanceable? Why/why not?Rea’s romance is available to characters of every class/gender/race/social standing/background/political affiliation/etc, but it’s a tricky one. She’s the ideal partner if your character is looking for a one night stand or a friend with benefits or even just a casual, uncommitted thing. If you’re looking for feelings and actual romance and partnership, you’d better be ready to work for it.

A physical relationship with Rea is very easy. You can board the bang train to bone town almost immediately after recruiting her provided you aren’t too high on the Darkness scale, keeping slaves, or doing unquestionably evil shit right in front of her. Slavery, cruelty, and unmitigated bloodlust are big turn offs for her. Basically the only turn offs. Outside of that, Rea loves the pleasures of the flesh and will quickly make it clear that she’d love to pleasure yours.

If you refuse, she will never bring it up again. She’ll still flirt--that’s just who she is--but she will never proposition you again. If you change your mind down the road, she’ll absolutely be receptive to anything you initiate but you will have to be the one to initiate and keep initiating for a long time. If you accept, you can have a friends with benefits arrangement for as long as you want. She won’t care if you have another romance happening so long as you never try to be deceptive about what’s going on, with her or your other partner. If they’re cool with it, she may suggest a threesome. She’ll also have other partners of her own and she won’t try to hide that or be subtle about looking for them. She will probably try to bone some of your other companions. She may succeed.

The tricky part, when romancing Rea, is taking the sex and the friendship and making it romance. She isn’t looking for that and is very clear about it and frankly it terrifies her. You’ll have to be close friends (have high approval) before she catches feelings and if you push her for a relationship or a commitment too fast after she realizes she’s caught them she will run. She will straight up just leave your crew. If you push her too hard to trust you or stop seeing other people or, honestly, if you do anything that makes her feel at all like you want to restrict her, she’s leaving. She says she’s not much of a Jedi but she resorts to extreme measures real quick when she thinks she’s at risk of having a feeling.

It’s a careful dance on a very thin line of pushing too much and not pushing enough. She won’t pursue a deeper relationship without urging and interest from you, but if you demand too much she’ll pull back so fast your head will spin.

But if you manage it, if you’re the poor bastard whose heart is set on wooing this disaster of a woman, prepare yourself to be lavished in attention and compliments and anonymous gifts. Most importantly, prepare yourself for a great deal of unwavering faith. She will believe in you hard enough to put the very best mom to shame and you will know she how much she believes in you by the trust she gives to you. There is no part of her that Rea guards more jealously than her trust, but if you walk that line between too much and not enough, if you convince her that it is safe to let herself love you, one day you will wake up to the most suspicious woman in the galaxy unflinchingly giving you every part of herself, no matter how fragile or how sharp. When you say you can handle something, she’ll trust in your judgment and your honesty and she’ll let you. She won’t try to protect you or go around you and she won’t make plans for what happens if you can’t.

It won’t change who she is or how she lives. Rea’s not a woman meant to stay still or live her life on someone else’s schedule. She will be away from you sometimes, following her own path. She’ll want you to follow yours. But you can be sure that a Rea in love is coming back to you just as soon as she can, and she’s doing everything she can to make you feel how loved you are even from 1000 lightyears away. A successful romance with Rea, rocky as it is getting there, is a stable and equal partnership full of respect and trust and laughter and support and sex and fun.

18. If they are recruitable in vanilla story, where are they during KOTFE/TET? What are/were they doing?Where is Rea ever? You certainly don’t know. She never really made a habit, no matter how high your approval or how successful your romance, of telling you what she was planning to do or if she was planning to leave. She never seemed to know herself. Some days you would just wake up to a shift in the air, to a ship that’s too quiet and a ‘back later’ scrawled in lipstick across your droid’s forehead. Sometimes you’d find the smeared outline of her lips on its cheek. Maybe you wondered if that kiss was for you or the droid. Maybe you worried if this would be the time she didn’t come back. Maybe you hoped for it. Maybe, if you were cruel enough to the powerless and the innocent, if you revelled enough in violence and destruction and darkness--Maybe one day you were right. Maybe she stopped coming back.

You wonder about her, when you rise from your carbonite grave. Maybe you ask around. Maybe you miss her, or maybe you worry. Maybe you just need someone you know is on your side.

She isn’t hard to track. Rea has a habit of making an impression wherever she goes and from what you can tell she’s been everywhere in the last five years. That doesn’t make it any easier to find her now. But you shouldn’t have worried about that. You should have remembered: she always turns up eventually. She’s like a bad penny that way.

It happens just like it always does. You wake in your quarters on Odessen, knowing that something has changed. Something has shifted in the air. Then your comm starts screaming and you hear the echo of shouts and the clang of metal from down the hall. Maybe it’s the Force; maybe it’s intuition. Maybe it’s the wisdom gained from experience. But you know it’s her. You’ve barely had time to finish reading all those messages and she’s already blowing open the gates of your secret base.

Or maybe you have finished them. Maybe you’ve just finished reading them for the fifth, sixth time; maybe you’ve missed her like you’d miss your own limbs (it’s only been a few weeks in your mind but still) and you haven’t been able to put down those stupid nudes since you opened them; she’s such a starsdamned idiot but she’s yours and she’s here--

The point is, whether you wanted it or not, she finds you before you can ever think of finding her. She’s been looking. Waiting in the way that she waits, which doesn’t look like waiting at all. If you ask where she’s been the answer is everywhere. If you ask what she’s been doing, the answer is fighting. It’s the same as it always was. Time hasn’t really changed her life, even if you can look into the cool blue of her eyes and see that it has changed her.

You stop asking questions eventually. If she wants to tell you, she’ll do it on her own time. That’s just how Rea is. Maybe you don’t like it, but you’ve known her long enough to know you can’t change it. She doesn’t ask where you’ve been either. Doesn’t question or accuse. If you know her well, you can guess that she’s figured it out on her own. She always seems to know things you never told her.

Or maybe she doesn’t show up on Odessen, a storm of chaos and confusion and a few brief volleys of blaster fire. Maybe a bleeding heart like hers, no matter how tough she pretended it was, couldn’t keep pace with a life like yours. Maybe you didn’t want it to. Maybe she left before all this happened, before everything went to new levels of shit. Maybe all you have from her when you wake from your sleeping is a threat that leaves you staring a little too deep into shadows. Maybe you keep one eye over your shoulder and maybe you lie awake sometimes, listening for feet in the night. Maybe you can feel her eyes on your back when you have the time to think of anything but magic and possession and war.

You don’t see her, but you do see shadows. Hints. You don’t have the time to wonder if it’s her or your imagination or if she’s just fucking with you somehow. If she has people on Odessen playing on your paranoia. Rea always had a talent for making friends; if she is coming for you, you know she won’t be coming alone. But you haven’t seen her since she jumped ship all those years ago, and you don’t see her now. You know her well enough to know that if she has it her way, you never will. Not if she sees you first.

[bluebxmfing]

autumn and kurt for the ship meme

Pro Shipping Chart || Accepting! (Plz someone send in Christian--)

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? -Oh,,, so long. Kurt will cherish her forever

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -For Kurt it was almost instant, as always. Lil miss “I don’t deserve love” took a while.

How was their first kiss? -Smexy.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - He let her so she’s ready.

Who is the best man/men? -Logan, Rico, or Christian tbh

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Oof idk fam I’d love to just,, insert my ocs Keviik and Shade in because I feel like Autumn would be good friends with them.

Who did the most planning? -Kurt lol

Who stressed the most? -KUUUURT

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -Victor(?), Azazel, Mystique

Sex:

Who is on top? - Kurt is,, a bottom. But he’ll top if she wants?

Who is the one to instigate things? -Autumn. She a thirst.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -However damn long Autumn wants~

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Kurt. Always. Will. Make. Sure. She. Gets. Pleased. He might actually be into receiving denial so--

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - I don’t think they would, tbh.

How many children will they adopt? -Probably like 3, kids off the streets. They know what it’s like to live like that.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -Autumn..?

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Kurt

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Kurt

Who is the more loved parent? -Autumn..? Idk they’re both gr8

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?They both go and just.. Fuck with everything.

Who cried the most at graduation? -Kurt

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -oof Autumn

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - KURT

Who is the most picky in their food choice? -Also Kurt

Who does the grocery shopping? -Kurt. Needs. A. Supervisor.

How often do they bake desserts? -At least once a week.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Unf gimme dat meat~~

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Kurt,,,

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Kurt

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -lol idk neither? Autumn seems resourceful.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Kurt puts on his ‘get shit done playlist’ and cleans the whole apartment/house.

Who is really against chores? -Autumn lol she a lazy lil bit

Who cleans up after the pets? -Kurt

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Autumn

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -KURT SO MUCH OMG

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Kurt

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Autumn. She practically drags him into the bath with her tho. They’re both weirdly cool about just being,, casually nude around each other?

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Kurrrrt

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -KURT. IS. COMPETITIVE.

What are their goals for the relationship? -idk I don’t really,, get this question. What does it mean.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Autumn.

Who plays the most pranks? -They equally play pranks.

[kondo-hijikata]

i’ve seen this meme thingy going around and i’m nominating myself to do the thing for the great ship known as saisa

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (also: 20000000/10 excellent ship, would ship again if i lost my memory, a truly gr8 ship)

How long will they last? - forever ofc

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it’s canon that 1) saito was watching kenny and his squad. 2) saito knew about sano before they met face-to-face. 3) saito cared enough to try to stop sano from going to kyoto because he would’ve been killed. therefore, it’s logical to assume that saito was at least somewhat taken with sano from his prior investigation, and that those feelings developed as they interacted more. for sano, he realized he loved saito after he thought he died. ...damn, son. luckily, he’s alive though and the meiji husbands can meiji husband all they like

How was their first kiss? - impassioned because it happened in the middle of an argument

Wedding (theoretically speaking):

Who proposed? - it wasn’t an official question or anything. saito just implied he wanted sano to stick around and sano stuck around. for decades.

Who is the best man/men? - if this is a modern day au and they actually did marry, it would be done privately

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - see above

Who did the most planning? - planning is annoying af and sano sure ain’t doing that. saito wouldn’t want his life on display and even if he did want an actual wedding, he’s too busy to bother with the hassle. this is the biggest mood ever.

Who stressed the most? - neither

How fancy was the ceremony? - they signed a paper, ate soba, and fucked

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - everyone. lol

Sex:

Who is on top? -  they’re versatile but it’s usually saito

Who is the one to instigate things? - both

How healthy is their sex life? - it’s perfectly healthy...as in they fulfill each other’s needs without pressuring each other or expectation

How kinky are they? - man, you KNOW sano’s bandana got used to bind his wrists at least once. lol

How long do they normally last? - this is a ridiculous and unrealistic question. for as long as they need and want at the time

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - sounds boring. no. sometimes, it’s all about one or the other, sometimes it’s about both. (like...imagine sano crawling through saito’s office window and giving him head under the desk, then crawling back out and later cho is like, “damn, boss, you look mad relaxed rn.”)

How rough are they in bed? - yeah, they’re mindful partners who won’t cause each other pain. thanks.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - never in public. when they’re both at home, they stay within close proximity to each other. at night, though? pshaw. sano is an octopus sleeper. this was an interesting adjustment for saito, who slept alone for a friggin decade but he got used to it. ;D

Children:

LOL NO. saito is busy and they both love freedom. and sleep. and money. am i projecting? yeaaaa, i’m projecting.

also, sano feeds stray animals and saito is like, “WHY ARE ALL THESE CATS HANGING OUT AROUND THE HOUSE, AHO.”

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - they cook together because sharing effort is the best way

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - saito

Who does the grocery shopping? - both, but it probably falls more on sano since he’s got more free time even if he’s working

How often do they bake desserts? - nah lol

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - saito loves bland-tasting healthy things because he’s saito. sano would eat gyunabe 24/7 if he could XD

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - talk of anniversaries is basically like this, okay. saito: ten years ago, i insinuated you should move in with me // sano: oh shit?? it’s been ten years?

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - both

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - neither is stupid enough to do that. but sano leaves the work of combining ingredients to saito because it’s annoying lol

Chores:

Who cleans the room? -  both. splitting chores is healthy

Who is really against chores? - neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - sano, because he’s the one feeding strays lol

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - sano

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - neither because no one ever comes over. #ideal

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - i mean, if they’re both cleaning, there’s a possibility for either to find things. but sano is totally the one who’s dropping rin around the house XD

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - they bathe together. when they don’t, saito takes longer

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - sano. i 20/10 guarantee he wound up adopting notaro, you guys lol

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?  - never. #ideal

What are their goals for the relationship? - living a fulfilling life together that’s mutually beneficial

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - sano

Who plays the most pranks? - they both poke and prod at each other constantly <3

[rysonbran]

Asks Challenge: Late night 🌙 Tea ☕️ and Spring Awakening 🌸

Spring Awakening Lyrics ask meme

Mama who bore me- What’s your relationship with your parents like?

I have a gr8 relationship with my parents, they’re divorced so I do most general stuff with my mom and then most cooking stuff I’ll do with my dad because we’re both food nerds

No sleep in Heaven- Are you currently worried about something?

nah

Thought is suspect- Do you have any unpopular opinions?

I mean not that I know of?

All will know- what are your plans for the future?

Idk man whatever happens happens

Her silver call- What gives you hope?

The future

The bitch of living- What do you dislike most about your life?

Ummmm highschool lmao

This mess of a life- Do you find it important to feel in control?

Fuck yeah but it doesn’t always happen

It’s so where I live- Do you or your family have any unique traditions?

We do family dinners every Sunday and Christmas competitions every year

To shore- What’s your “happy place”?

At home with my doge and a blanket and some tea

All is forgiven- Is there anything you can’t forgive yourself for?

I mean my anxiety says yes but

Just too unreal- Did you ever get in a situation that felt too good to be true??

Not that I can remember

Grasping at pearls- Do you tend to jump to conclusions too quickly? 

yessssss oh my god

I don’t scream- Are you more likely to protest something that you don’t agree with, or keep it to yourself?

Protest lmao I’m stubborn

Just like she never saw me- Have you ever felt like your problems were getting ignored?

Yeahhh

Well, fine- do you often lie? what do you typically lie about?

I have a lot of little white lies lmao

You tell your soul - What do you do feel better when you’re down?

Text my best friend and cry into food lmao

Flip on a switch- What never fails to brighten up your day?

My doge!

The whispers of fear- What’s your biggest fear?

Spiders, the death of everyone I know, my dog dying, morbid stuff lmao

I believe- What is an important belief of yours?

My belief in equality probably

Peace and joy be with them - What’s the best thing someone said to you?

Probably that I’m pretty

the season for dreaming - What’s your dream?

To be able to travel the world and see stuff

This brave new you that you are - What’s something that changed for the better about you?

I don’t think anything’s really changed but I’ve been attempting to be more open, not that it’s worked

Floating high and blue- What would you consider to be the ideal life for you?

Living somewhere other than the states, working a creative job with intelligent people and having a dog

Beneath the rising moon- What’s your favourite thing about night time?

It’s quiet

Through the open books on the grass- What’s your favourite pastime?

Reading or drawing or being on this blue hellscape

Winter wind sings and it cries- Do you consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?

hahahaha pessimist  All things he never did- What’s something you always wanted to do, and didn’t (or didn’t yet)?

I’ve always wanted to go to London, which I did, and not I want to go to Ireland so that I guess

It whistles through the ghosts still left behind- What’s a memory you often think about?

The time I wasn’t allowed to wear a bowtie with a uniform but I didn’t fight it

There’s a moment you know you’re fucked- What was your biggest fuck up?

I made someone faceplant at work lmao

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - What’s something stupid you remember you or some one else saying?

Something about D.C. being in Virginia

Travel the world within my lips- Ahat was your first kiss like?

Cramped and hot- temperature wise but good

You’re gonna be wounded - Did you ever do something risky that ended up being worth it?

Ummm no I’m not a risk taker lmao

So let that be my story- What’s the biggest lie you ever told?

That I was going to hang out with friends but instead drove 45 minutes away

Something beautiful, a new chance- What are you looking forward to?

Currently? Dinner lmao

You’ve left them far behind- What’s something you decided to leave in the past?

Idk man

And I’ll see their thoughts are known- What are some ideas you feel are important to spread?

Equality, comprehensive sex ed, kindness

The butterfly sings - What makes you feel free?

Nature despite the fact that I hate bugs

Tea ask meme

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets?

Peachy sunsets

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones?

Sugar cones

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite?

No but I love my mom’s cowl neck infinity scarf it’s so soft

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up?

Like half a goddamn hour lmao

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try?

Macarons, I’ve only had them once and I tried making them and I failed

6: What does your umbrella look like?

It has crowns all over it from the tower of london

7: Do you listen to ASMR?

No

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle?

Rain storms

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love? 

Little acts of kindness that happen in public, like someone paying for someone else’s coffee or something

10: Favorite color aesthetic?

Blue and mint green, pastels, pink and orange

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler?

Wobbly lines

12:  Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room?

Both

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they?

Yeas pumpkin spice

14: Have you ever rode a horse?

Yesss multiple times it’s fun until you get a tick

15: Do you have glasses? 

Yeah but I wear contacts most of the time

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak?

Sign language or French

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season?

I love spring, probably like may

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks?

I have a thick pair of wool socks I got from a gun show and I love them

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie

Oh my god uhhhh moana?

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar?

UHHHHHH

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater?

Gummies or popcorn

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition?

Best in Show

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb?

YEAS

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite?

I like succulents

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.)

Nah man it’s art I like all art

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers? 

Kiss them probably

27: Do you like nicknames? 

Depends on the nickname

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time?

Yeas

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth)

Yeas

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?) 

My 11th doctor costume was lit, I want to cosplay newt Scamander

31:  Are you a fashionable person? 

I like to think I am

32: Do you like watching holiday movies? 

Yeaaasss

33:  Cookies or brownies?

Brownies

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath?

Yes lmao

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing? 

Sometimes

36: Do you like cobblestone streets? 

Yes they’re adorable

37:  How often do you doodle? 

A lot

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles?

Idk at least 6 months ago

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room?

I have a mannequin head in my room lmao

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often?

I pick at my nails

41: Any birthmarks?

Nah

42: Thoughts on freckles?

Love em

43: First video game you ever played?

Probably mariokart on the DS Lite

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door?

Idk

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people?

Yes lmao

46: Thoughts on spring? 

I love it

47: Ideal temperature outside?

Like 65 or 70 where it’s warm but not hot… sweater weather

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies?

Partly cloudy but cloudy makes for the best lighting

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside?

I don’t hear them but I see them, i live like 30 mins away from an airport

50: Do you enjoy windy days?

Ehhhhh

Late night ask meme

cosmos: what’s one thing you wish you could say to someone you are no longer friends with? 

 Bye bitch lmaogalaxies: what are three things you want to do before you die?Travel the world, meet brendon urie, and perform with niall horan or ed sheeran lmao 

 waxing: what is your proudest accomplishment?

 I got pictures accepted into a local arts fiesta

 waning: what is your biggest regret? 

 I probably have a lot but I can’t remember them atm 

 full moon: what type of person do you hope to be?

 A humble famous person

 contemplation: if you could wake up one morning and everything in your life was perfect, what would that look like? 

 No deadlines, I’d have a doge and a big house and a huge kitchen somewhere European 

 night light: who/what makes you feel safe?My doge

 ponder: what do you want to do with your life? 

 Something great, I’d like to be able to help people

 sunset: who is someone you thought would be in your life forever, but you no longer talk to? 

 My best friend from elementary school 

 midnight: are you a different person late at night than in the early morning?

 Early morning do not speak to me lmao late at night I’m more chill

 Candle light: are you an indecisive person? 

 Yes oh my god lmao

 reflection: have you ever changed something you liked about yourself to satisfy someone else?

 I’d hope not

 sweet dreams: are you happy?

 Are you bo burnham? I mean for the most part 

 nightmare: what are you most afraid of? 

 See the one above 

 constellations: who is someone you could talk to for hours and never stop?

 My best friend probably 

 reminder: who is someone you will never forget? 

 My sister’s dog Corona who passed away last year 

 11-11: what’s something you want, but feel like you will never have?

I don’t feel like I’ll be completely satisfied with my life ever, which isn’t completely bad but at the same time it is.

shooting star: who is someone you trust to help you make the right decisions?

My best friend or my fam I love my fam

earth: where do you feel most at home?

.... my home...

soothe: what’s one thing that always makes you feel better when you’re upset?

My doge! 

slumber: what’s one thing that helps you fall asleep when it feels impossible?

I have this silky pajama shirt thing I sleep with, so probably that or like the little stuffed giraffe I got as an early christmas gift