#both in the slutty and mechanically easy way

[hircyon]

How do you write a slutty character without making them a stereotype?

I think it follows the same reasoning as avoiding any stereotype in character development: depth and motivation. Fundamentally, what is the stereotype of a slut? Someone who is sexually open in a casual way, interpreted therefore as an immoral way. The stereotype comes from both the moralization of sex and the perceived "easiness" with which the character engages in this immoral behavior (especially for their own gain, especially if they're a woman).

So, give them depth. Why does this character have sex, in what ways? What do they gain from it--mentally, emotionally, financially even? What is their partner preference and why? Do they consider themself slutty, do the people around them see them that way, and what are the consequences of that perception? How do they self-identify? Then extend those details into their other behaviors, so it feels like consistent logic.

It's not about justifying the behavior to the audience (because sex isn't a moral act), but about clarifying the character's justifications for it. Maybe it's moral for them, or for the people around them. Maybe it gives them power. Maybe it takes their power away. Maybe they're acting on larger subconscious urges that they need to explore in the narrative.

So, for example, I write two characters I consider "slutty" by definition: Ayo and Zeeyal. They exist in the larger in-universe framework of Phindians needing a lot of physical and interpersonal connection. They're just a promiscuous species, by human definition.

It's made clear in Ayo's case that there's a pattern he's following: he works at a physically demanding but personally rewarding job (as a ship mechanic in a port town), he goes out at night, he spends a lot of his paycheck on drinking and picking up someone from off-planet, he sleeps with them, he never sees them again. There are things to glean from this behavior: it's high risk; he has no long term plans, he wants to feel the rush of being adored, but can't commit to someone he'll see more than once. Casual sex is often (not always) a form of self harm for a lot of Ayo's arc. And it's a clue into other, unspoken details of his backstory once the reader sees the way he acts with people he actually wants to build relationships with.

On the other side, Zeeyal would self-identify as a slut with the right people, and making others desire him gives him a sense of power. Sex, for him, is a way to take back agency of his body, his desires, and his life. In Zeeyal's backstory, he's been treated like a child by his family for his growth disorder and his perceived failure to be a healthy producer for his clan line. He's been enslaved, nearly sold as a sex object because his captors thought he was a woman. Later, he gains multiple long-term, stable, loving relationships with people who ground him and give him a sense of home, and then he feels safe enough to start picking up other people for fun. For Zeeyal, sex is a freedom. It's being everything he wanted to be, on his own terms. It's as much catharsis as violence is.

So I guess, if your character is going to either self-identify as slutty or be seen as slutty in the narrative, avoiding a stereotype is all about giving them motivation that makes sense with their character arc.

[hydrospanners]

8 AND 18 FOR NIREA

thank u 4 askin and also makin this meme u r gr8. i got a little carried away but not as much as with the recruitment mission. putting stuff under a cut because long. i don’t think i even really answered #18 but honestly it would take twenty years to answer that completely so..... [shrug emoji]

8. Are they romanceable? Why/why not?Rea’s romance is available to characters of every class/gender/race/social standing/background/political affiliation/etc, but it’s a tricky one. She’s the ideal partner if your character is looking for a one night stand or a friend with benefits or even just a casual, uncommitted thing. If you’re looking for feelings and actual romance and partnership, you’d better be ready to work for it.

A physical relationship with Rea is very easy. You can board the bang train to bone town almost immediately after recruiting her provided you aren’t too high on the Darkness scale, keeping slaves, or doing unquestionably evil shit right in front of her. Slavery, cruelty, and unmitigated bloodlust are big turn offs for her. Basically the only turn offs. Outside of that, Rea loves the pleasures of the flesh and will quickly make it clear that she’d love to pleasure yours.

If you refuse, she will never bring it up again. She’ll still flirt--that’s just who she is--but she will never proposition you again. If you change your mind down the road, she’ll absolutely be receptive to anything you initiate but you will have to be the one to initiate and keep initiating for a long time. If you accept, you can have a friends with benefits arrangement for as long as you want. She won’t care if you have another romance happening so long as you never try to be deceptive about what’s going on, with her or your other partner. If they’re cool with it, she may suggest a threesome. She’ll also have other partners of her own and she won’t try to hide that or be subtle about looking for them. She will probably try to bone some of your other companions. She may succeed.

The tricky part, when romancing Rea, is taking the sex and the friendship and making it romance. She isn’t looking for that and is very clear about it and frankly it terrifies her. You’ll have to be close friends (have high approval) before she catches feelings and if you push her for a relationship or a commitment too fast after she realizes she’s caught them she will run. She will straight up just leave your crew. If you push her too hard to trust you or stop seeing other people or, honestly, if you do anything that makes her feel at all like you want to restrict her, she’s leaving. She says she’s not much of a Jedi but she resorts to extreme measures real quick when she thinks she’s at risk of having a feeling.

It’s a careful dance on a very thin line of pushing too much and not pushing enough. She won’t pursue a deeper relationship without urging and interest from you, but if you demand too much she’ll pull back so fast your head will spin.

But if you manage it, if you’re the poor bastard whose heart is set on wooing this disaster of a woman, prepare yourself to be lavished in attention and compliments and anonymous gifts. Most importantly, prepare yourself for a great deal of unwavering faith. She will believe in you hard enough to put the very best mom to shame and you will know she how much she believes in you by the trust she gives to you. There is no part of her that Rea guards more jealously than her trust, but if you walk that line between too much and not enough, if you convince her that it is safe to let herself love you, one day you will wake up to the most suspicious woman in the galaxy unflinchingly giving you every part of herself, no matter how fragile or how sharp. When you say you can handle something, she’ll trust in your judgment and your honesty and she’ll let you. She won’t try to protect you or go around you and she won’t make plans for what happens if you can’t.

It won’t change who she is or how she lives. Rea’s not a woman meant to stay still or live her life on someone else’s schedule. She will be away from you sometimes, following her own path. She’ll want you to follow yours. But you can be sure that a Rea in love is coming back to you just as soon as she can, and she’s doing everything she can to make you feel how loved you are even from 1000 lightyears away. A successful romance with Rea, rocky as it is getting there, is a stable and equal partnership full of respect and trust and laughter and support and sex and fun.

18. If they are recruitable in vanilla story, where are they during KOTFE/TET? What are/were they doing?Where is Rea ever? You certainly don’t know. She never really made a habit, no matter how high your approval or how successful your romance, of telling you what she was planning to do or if she was planning to leave. She never seemed to know herself. Some days you would just wake up to a shift in the air, to a ship that’s too quiet and a ‘back later’ scrawled in lipstick across your droid’s forehead. Sometimes you’d find the smeared outline of her lips on its cheek. Maybe you wondered if that kiss was for you or the droid. Maybe you worried if this would be the time she didn’t come back. Maybe you hoped for it. Maybe, if you were cruel enough to the powerless and the innocent, if you revelled enough in violence and destruction and darkness--Maybe one day you were right. Maybe she stopped coming back.

You wonder about her, when you rise from your carbonite grave. Maybe you ask around. Maybe you miss her, or maybe you worry. Maybe you just need someone you know is on your side.

She isn’t hard to track. Rea has a habit of making an impression wherever she goes and from what you can tell she’s been everywhere in the last five years. That doesn’t make it any easier to find her now. But you shouldn’t have worried about that. You should have remembered: she always turns up eventually. She’s like a bad penny that way.

It happens just like it always does. You wake in your quarters on Odessen, knowing that something has changed. Something has shifted in the air. Then your comm starts screaming and you hear the echo of shouts and the clang of metal from down the hall. Maybe it’s the Force; maybe it’s intuition. Maybe it’s the wisdom gained from experience. But you know it’s her. You’ve barely had time to finish reading all those messages and she’s already blowing open the gates of your secret base.

Or maybe you have finished them. Maybe you’ve just finished reading them for the fifth, sixth time; maybe you’ve missed her like you’d miss your own limbs (it’s only been a few weeks in your mind but still) and you haven’t been able to put down those stupid nudes since you opened them; she’s such a starsdamned idiot but she’s yours and she’s here--

The point is, whether you wanted it or not, she finds you before you can ever think of finding her. She’s been looking. Waiting in the way that she waits, which doesn’t look like waiting at all. If you ask where she’s been the answer is everywhere. If you ask what she’s been doing, the answer is fighting. It’s the same as it always was. Time hasn’t really changed her life, even if you can look into the cool blue of her eyes and see that it has changed her.

You stop asking questions eventually. If she wants to tell you, she’ll do it on her own time. That’s just how Rea is. Maybe you don’t like it, but you’ve known her long enough to know you can’t change it. She doesn’t ask where you’ve been either. Doesn’t question or accuse. If you know her well, you can guess that she’s figured it out on her own. She always seems to know things you never told her.

Or maybe she doesn’t show up on Odessen, a storm of chaos and confusion and a few brief volleys of blaster fire. Maybe a bleeding heart like hers, no matter how tough she pretended it was, couldn’t keep pace with a life like yours. Maybe you didn’t want it to. Maybe she left before all this happened, before everything went to new levels of shit. Maybe all you have from her when you wake from your sleeping is a threat that leaves you staring a little too deep into shadows. Maybe you keep one eye over your shoulder and maybe you lie awake sometimes, listening for feet in the night. Maybe you can feel her eyes on your back when you have the time to think of anything but magic and possession and war.

You don’t see her, but you do see shadows. Hints. You don’t have the time to wonder if it’s her or your imagination or if she’s just fucking with you somehow. If she has people on Odessen playing on your paranoia. Rea always had a talent for making friends; if she is coming for you, you know she won’t be coming alone. But you haven’t seen her since she jumped ship all those years ago, and you don’t see her now. You know her well enough to know that if she has it her way, you never will. Not if she sees you first.

[pankowperfection]

A Hard Days Work

Summary: Watching JJ do what he does best turns you on

Warnings: smut, JJ's filthy mouth, spanking, rough sex, exhibitionist kink, oral (fem receiving), 18+

JJ was working late again, always staying after hours at the garage to either work on customer's cars or work on his own build. You hadn't seen much of him this week, only catching a glimpse when he finally came home hours after his shift ended to shower, eat, and fall asleep beside you. Truth be told you were missing him, missing your quality time together. So after you finished work, you decided to pay him a visit.

Everyone else had left for the night, JJ's boss telling you both to take it easy before heading out. You perch yourself on the rolling stool in front of the car he was working on, admiring the way he looks when he is working. Your sweet plan of just keeping him company is quickly replaced by something dirty. The way his strong hands looked wrapped in black mechanic's gloves, fingers curled as he held a screw in place to tighten it reminded you of how good those very fingers would feel curled inside of you. You press your thighs together, hoping to help relieve the ache as you continue to watch him work.

"Earth to y/n, you alright over there?" The deep timbre of JJ's voice pulls you from your trance. "Sorry, zoned out. What did you say?" He gives you a knowing smirk, blue eyes sparkling with mischief. "I said, will you come over here and adjust this when I tell you to?" "Sure baby," you push to your feet, joining him and leaning over the engine bay. "Okay, turn it a little to the left sweetheart." You do as he says, turning the distributor slightly to the left while he watches the timing belt spin. You get distracted by his body once again, noticing how the muscles in his forearm jump out when he turns the wrench. Unable to ignore the pulsating need between your thighs any longer, you break the silence again. "J..." you whine out, waiting for him to look up at you. "Yes baby?"

You can tell by the look on his face that he knows exactly what you want, but he's going to make you ask for it. "I need you." He sighs and sets down the wrench, clang of metal slightly distracting you before he walks over, caging you in against the front of the car. "My poor baby. So desperate for my cock that you want me to fuck you at my work?" He removes the gloves, calloused fingers gliding up the inside of your bare thigh to the edge of your shorts. You can’t help the moan that leaves your lips, panties soaked through just at the thought of all the things he could do to you. “Please J. Fuck me.” “Well, since you asked so nicely,” he smirks, closing the hood of the car quickly before pressing you against the cool metal.

He kneads the flesh of your ass, landing a soft spank which makes you moan again. You hear his belt buckle clank followed by the sound of his zipper, looking back over your shoulder to watch him stroke his cock. "Good thing you wore these slutty little shorts, I don't even have to take them off." He teases his ringed fingers over the denim before roughly yanking it to the side, delving into your folds and groaning when he feels how wet you are for him. "God, you got this turned on watching me work? You should come visit more often cupcake." His thumb finds your clit and you moan out his name, desperate to feel him inside of you. The contrast of his hot skin and the cool metal of his rings sends shivers down your spine, toes curling in pleasure. "Shit J, feels so good. Please, need your cock baby."

He gives you your favorite sexy smile, dimples on display before lining up with your entrance. Wasting no time he slams inside, burying himself in one swift thrust that has you both crying out. His thrusts are brutal, surely bruising your hips as you bounce against the car each time he pushes inside. He easily pins your hands behind your back with one of his, forcing you to be at his mercy. "Fuck J," he's hitting so deep, each thrust massaging your g spot and building your orgasm quickly. "Don't you dare cum yet, I'm just getting started." With that he pulls out, roughly flipping you over onto your back and scooting you up the hood of the car. "Spread those pretty legs for me." You do as he asks, opening your knees as wide as they'll go so your glistening folds are on display to him.

Unable to resist he leans down, lapping at your clit as your hands fist into his hair. When he flicks your clit you pull hard, causing him to groan against you. "Tastes so sweet. Your legs are extra sexy when I'm in between them." Your head falls back, too overwhelmed with the pleasure he's bringing you to watch any longer. Two fingers easily glide inside, curling just right with each push and pull as he continues to massage your clit with his talented tongue. Just when you are about to fall over the edge he stops, a loud whine of protest leaving your lips at the second denial. "J please. I need to cum." "Not yet baby. Be patient, I promise it will be worth it."

He kisses a slow path back up your body, stopping to wind his tongue into your mouth, wanting you to taste yourself on his lips. His tip nudges your entrance and you shudder, so needy for him. This time he slowly presses inside, watching each inch of his length disappear before your pelvises meet. "God damn, squeezing me so tight." You wrap your legs around his waist, wanting to keep him at the perfect angle as he starts to move again. He chose this position on purpose, knowing now that you would be in perfect view of the security camera. He smirks into your neck as he starts to fuck you hard, basking in the sounds of your pleasure and how your nails dig into his back.

"You see that flashing light up there baby? That's the security camera. My boss checks them regularly after hours. He could be watching right now. Watching how much of a slut you are for my cock. Hearing how you begged me to fuck you, seeing how your face looks when you're about to cum." The thought only turns you on more, the exhibitionist in you loving the idea that his attractive boss could be watching. "Fuck JJ, please." He grins, secretly knowing that this was a kink of yours. "That's it baby, moan loud for the camera. Let Matt know how good I'm making you feel. Bet he would want you to be a good girl and cum for me. Now." You can't help but obey, falling apart spectacularly as curses and chants of his name fall from your lips like a prayer. "Such a good girl," he coos, giving a few final thrusts before painting your walls white.

You both struggle to catch your breath, sweat dripping from his brow as he takes in your fucked out look. "Is that why you came to visit me today?" You shove him playfully, pulling your shorts back into position as his cum starts to leak out of you. "Yes and no. I did just miss spending time with you, but watching you work just got me all hot and bothered. Will you get in trouble if your boss did see us?" He laughs, adjusting his own shorts before popping the hood on the car again. "Nah, those cameras don't really work. I just wanted to test my suspicions about your exhibitionist kink." You blush slightly, embarrassed that he knows but also glad that he doesn't seem to mind. "Any time you want to fuck with an audience, let me know. I would love to show off my girl, let everyone see what they are missing." He kisses you quickly, getting back to the task at hand while you fantasize about all the public places you can fuck in.

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[seita]

— haikyuu squirting.

includes: oikawa, iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, + kyoutani.

p a r t o n e ;;

⤿ next: t w o

-ˋˏ aoba johsai ˎˊ-

— tooru oikawa.

≻ he has a goal to make you squirt ��� he thinks it’s super hot and wants you to do it ≻ he honestly will experiment with it every time you have sex ≻ you won’t notice anything different ≻ but one day, he hits this spot inside you ≻ and you just explode and he’s elated ≻ and you’re like ??? ≻ he’s just like “ive been trying to make you do that for a week!!!” ≻ and then he continues on because he wants to bask in the fruits of his labors and make you squirt until you cry~

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“c’mon baby,” he groans, working his fingers into your spasming cunt. you’re so tight, squeezing him like craze because you’re so close. and he knows your body’s signals like the back of his hand.

“fuck, tooru!” you sob, gripping his wrist with both hands as his fingers fuck your tender g-spot. his jaw as clenched as he watches you. he’s waiting, he can taste it on the tip of his tongue.

your whole body is tense and you’re trembling. your orgasm is so close, it’s dangling right over your head. the coil is taut and it’s growing painful. he continues to fuck his fingers into that sweet little spot that has you sobbing.

you look so beautiful like this, brows drawn together and mouth hanging open as your mind tries to comprehend the overwhelming pleasure he’s bringing you to. he finally brings his thumb to your clit, circling the bud in a few, slow strokes that finally send you flying over the edge.

you scream, thrashing against the bed as he continues to fuck you with his fingers. he nearly cums in his pants when you gush, your cum spraying all over him. he licks his lips, tasting your stray cum on his tongue as he does so. it makes his eyes roll back in his head.

and it isn’t long before you’re forcing his hand away from you, leaving you a trembling, panting mess on his bed.

“what...the fuck, tooru?” you gasp. he only grins in response.

— hajime iwaizumi.

≻ you’ll most likely be the one to bring it up to him ≻ he doesn’t actually quite know much about squirting ≻ he knows that it’s a thing ≻ but he doesn’t think it’s like...doable in real life ≻ he’s just like “oh yeah lmao that just exists in porn” ≻ so when you’re like can u do this-- ≻ he’s like huh? ≻ but he’s 4000% down and will give it his best shot ≻ it’ll take some trial and error ≻ because he has to learn the proper mechanics and angles to make it happen ≻ but when it does, he’s immediately addicted

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you’re riding him, relishing in his praise as he caresses your pretty body.

“show me how you need it, pretty girl,” he whispers, “you’re gonna make a mess for me tonight, aren’t you?”

you desperately nod, nails digging into his forearms as you bounce. he groans, feeling you drip down his balls. he’s sure there’s a mess beneath him but he can’t be bothered to worry about it now because you’re clenching desperately around him.

“right there, daddy!” you cry, “right there, please! you’re go-gonna make me cum!”

he growls and flips you over, pinning your knees to your chest as he desperately fucks your cunt. you’re creaming so prettily around him that it’s driving him insane.

“play with your clit for me, princess,” he orders, following your hand as you find the bud and eagerly begin circling it.

he angles his thrusts for your g-spot, knowing that’ll be what sends you over. and it works like a charm. soon enough, you’re arching as you find release.

he doesn’t stop like he usually does, he replaces his fingers on your clit and continues to fuck into your spasming little cunt. just like he wanted, you begin gushing. you squirm, unable to escape his hold as he continues to fuck you until you’re made a complete mess for him.

— issei matsukawa.

≻ it’s completely accidental ≻ his dick is honestly just too fucking big ≻ that when you cum it’s explosive ≻ you always cum super hard for him when you’re stuffed full of his cock ≻ he honestly ADORES that you have such a fierce reaction to him ≻ it boosts his ego ≻ especially if you praise him while he makes you gush everywhere~

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“you’re making such a slutty face,” he grins, watching as you arch your hips for more. he’s fucking you so well and it makes you lose your mind.

“i’m getting close,” you warn, making him arch a brow.

“i’ve only just started,” he teases, enjoying the look of humiliation that crosses your face at his words, “tell me you’re a whore for my cock and maybe i’ll let you cum.”

you break immediately, “i’m a whore for your cock, issei!” you cry, making him grin, “please, please only you can make me feel like this. only you can make me cum like this!”

“what a good little bitch i have,” he chuckles, speeding up his pace.

you can’t even take all of his cock but you continue to work your hips as if you could if you try hard enough. your eyes roll back in your head and you plead with him in babbled whimpers that absolutely drive him wild. he knows you’re dangling on the edge but you’re holding back because you’re his good girl. and he’s so proud of you so he decides to reward you.

“go on then, pretty girl,” he groans, “cream on my cock like a good little girl.”

except when you cum, it’s not like any of your previous orgasms. it’s wetter. and the more he fucks you, the wetter it gets until you’re absolutely gushing around him. after a few seconds, you push him away. when his cock pops out of your cunt, and you immediately squeal as you squirt all over him.

you’re still trembling by the time he works his cock back into your cunt. he grins, “did that feel good, pretty girl?” to which you nod, “good because you’re going to do that again and again until i’m satisfied.”

— takahiro hanamaki.

≻ he knows what it is and how to do it ≻ but he never actually executes it ≻ mostly because of the mess ≻ he’s not a huge fan of messes ≻ but if it’s something you want him to do ≻ it needs to be discusses before your um...session ≻ so that way he can put a towel down to minimize the mess ≻ he’s always pleased with the way you tremble and react so beautifully. ≻ he still doesn’t do it too often tho

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the towel was growing wetter the longer he fucked you with his fingers. his spit, lube, and your own natural arousal only serving to make a complete mess. he was going slow, it was an agonizing place. switching between forceful thrusts against your g-spot and simply grinding the tips of his two fingers against it; it was only serving to drive you mad.

tears had long since started falling down your cheeks. he thought you looked prettiest like that; eyes red and pitiful little sniffles coming from you as you cried for more.

he knew what you wanted, what you needed. but he was content with torturing you. you were so cute when you were distraught and he couldn’t help but send you a boyish smile that made your face crumple in frustration. it was so easy to rile you up.

“want me to make you ucm now, sweet girl?” he coos, pulling his fingers from your cunt to playfully smack your neglected clit.

your thighs jump at the stimulation before nodding desperately. it didn’t take long for the desperate pleas that he had been waiting for to begin falling from your lips, “please daddy, please. i’ll do anything just please make me cum!”

he grins, “such pretty words,” he coos, nodding his head, “anything?”

“anything daddy please!” you cry and he groans in response.

“then make a mess for me, baby,” he orders, finally fucking your tight cunt the way you need to fall over the edge.

and you do so beautifully, gushing and squirting all over him. he groans at the sight of finally getting what he wanted. you tremble and sob just for him and he never wants to forget the sight of you falling apart perfectly for him all because of his fingers.

— kentaro kyoutani.

≻ he actually brings it up to you!!! ≻ but he knows that it’s a thing ≻ he just doesn’t know if it’s something you want to experiment with or not ≻ and he’s not willing to just do it and surprise you ≻ when you agree ≻ he goes feral ≻ he absolutely loves making a complete mess out of you ≻ he already does it well enough on his own ≻ but NOW there’s an actual...mess to clean up.

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your face is buried in the pillow, muffling your sobs and cries of pleasure. his hand is pressed on the small of your back, making sure you’re presented just right for him.

he’s quiet as usual, short grunts and the occasional filth falling from his lips so perfectly, “so tight, you’re dripping.”

“only for you,” you promise breathlessly, making him grin. if you had seen it, you’d see the sadistic pleasure in it.

“that’s right, babygirl,” he groans when you clench around his cock at the sound of the petname.

you were so easy to read and so easy to satisfy. it drove him crazy. leaning over your body, he fisted your hair to keep you pinned as he began to piston into your pretty cunt, tearing cries of untold pleasure into the pillow.

he’s able to make out the warning for your impending orgasm and reaches beneath your body to find your clit. he slaps his fingers harshly against the bud. it’s the final action that sends you over the edge.

your body lurches forward, forcing his cock from your clamping cunt. he groans when he looks down to see you squirting everywhere. he rubs across your clit quickly, splattering your cum everywhere until you’re sobbing for him to stop.

“you’re such a sloppy little bitch,” he growls, forcing his cock back into your sensitive cunt.

— akira kunimi.

≻ another one who doesn’t try ≻ but it’s mostly out of laziness ≻ if you squirt, it’s gonna be 99% you 1% him ≻ he digs it tho ≻ he’ll make sure you know that he finds it really hot that you got yourself so worked up over his cock that you couldn��t help but make a mess!!

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you’re bracing yourself on his shoulders as he holds your hips tightly. soft moans and cries of his name escape your lips as you ride him, his cock filling you up so perfectly while he doesn’t do anything. he lets you do as you please, merely helping you keep your balance along with occasionally cupping your pretty tits that bounce perfectly in his face.

“i’m gonna cum,” you gasp suddenly, shoving a hand between your thighs to circle your clit.

he nods, a lazy smile crossing his face, “yeah, baby, play with that pretty clit and cum for me.”

you whine, your head falling back as you sob through your pleasure. it comes in waves, making you tremble and cling to him as your high washes over you.

he curses, suddenly pounding into you from beneath you. you squeal, clawing at his shoulders as you gush around him, making a complete mess over his cock and abdomen.

he laughs as he falls limp, staring at the dripping cum you left all over him, “is my cock that good that you just make a huge fuckin’ mess? hm? i didn’t even have to do anything,” suddenly, he slaps your thigh, “keep riding me, want you to do that again.”

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[yikesharringrove]

Hey squirrel mama!! I’m so happy your new baby is doing okay! I love your writing and I wanted to add my own! So Billy has moved to California and works 2 jobs one at the with mechanics and the other a waiter at a 24hr diner. He usually works the late night shift. And Steve got into college in California and goes to the diner at weird hours in the early morning and forgets that billy works there and they talk because he is so sleep deprived and he keeps coming or something like that

The first time it happened, Billy was sure he was hallucinating.

Steve Harrington stumbled into the all night diner Billy was working at, threw himself into a stool, pulled out three textbooks, a notebook, six pens, and said

“Could I please get a coffee?”

“Anything else?”

“No. Just the coffee. Thank you.”

Steve didn’t even look at him, worked for four hours and eighteen minutes, and left without looking back, a crumbled twenty dollar bill left on the table.

He thought about the encounter for weeks, thought about the glasses Steve was wearing, the way he chewed on the strings on his hoodie, how much fucking sugar he dumped into his coffee. 

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It kept him preoccupied through his shifts at the garage, and by the time he was back at his Saturday night shift, he was wishing, hoping Steve would appear again.

Close to eleven at night, and Steve came slamming on into the diner. He slammed the same three textbooks down, but had a new notebook this time.

“Coffee, please? And a big slice of whatever cake you have.”

“Rough day?”

“You’ve got no fucking,” he looked up, meeting Billy’s eyes as he poured his coffee. “Idea. Billy. Hi.”

“Pretty Boy. What brings you all the way to the golden coast?”

“College. I got into a school out here.”

“Hey, good for you.” Steve gave him a small smile.

“I didn’t know you were out here.”

“Just needed something new after, after everything.” Steve nodded, his eyes serious.

“Me too.”

“Well, we’ve got a pretty good chocolate cake, if that’s alright.”

“Yeah, that’s great. Thank you.” Billy got him a slice, sliding it along the counter to his work station. “I’m glad to know you’re okay.” Billy grinned at him.

“Yeah, same goes for you, Pretty Boy.” Steve flushed, looking down to keep working.

-

The next time he came, Steve was a little more chipper.

He actually grinned when he saw Billy, didn’t pull his work our right away.

“So, what are you studying?” They had placed a glass further down the counter, both tossing little balled up pieces of napkin at it.

“You’re gonna laugh.”

“Promise I won’t.” Steve shot him a sideways glance.

“Nursing.” Billy had a flash of Steve in one a’ those slutty nurse costumes. He pushed it down before anything could happen.

“Why would I laugh?” Steve shrugged. “I think that’s respectable. And I can see it for you. Why’d you pick it?”

“You, honestly.” Billy looked at him sharply. “Do you remember that night?”

“Not really.”

“Well, you were barely alive when I got to you. I made tourniquets outta both our belts and my shirt, and kept pressure on everything while Robin drove us to the hospital. After that she said I should peruse that. I think I wanna be in the E.R.”

“Holy- nobody told me you fucking saved my life.” Billy was looking at him with wide eyes. Steve flushed.

“I’m just good under pressure, I guess.” He wasn’t looking at Billy, was fidgeting with his bookbag.

“Thank you. I wouldn’t’ve saved me. If I were you.”

“You didn’t deserve that.”

“What, death?”

“Getting possessed, being forced to do all that shit, all of it.”

“Why didn’t I deserve that? It’s not like I was a good person.”

“Because no one deserves that.” He said it like it was easy. And maybe to Steve, it was that easy. That people don’t deserve the bad shit that happens to them.

“I don’t know. Sometimes I’m grateful for it.”

“Why?”

“Got another chance at life, didn’t I? Fresh start. Literally. Death and rebirth, if you will.” Steve smiled at him, so pretty and so bright.

“I think that’s a nice way to look at it.”

“It’s the only way that’s kept me sane.”

“Then it’s doing it’s job. Keeping you okay.” He started pulling out his books. Billy moved to cut him a slice of cake, fill his coffee, and clean up the napkin wads they had been tossing.

He slid the cake in front of him.

“On the house. For my savior.”

“Oh, shut up with that.” Steve waved his hand at him, his face red.

“You’re right, you’re gonna save a lot of people.”

“Thank you, Billy.”

“For what?”

“Believing in me.”

[devilsskettle]

the razor blade box trap seems pretty easy to me to get out of too, even if you didn’t know about reaching all the way through to get the key, because it looks like four blades that lay flat until you stick your hand through that if you lifted them with your other hand, you could wiggle your hand that’s stuck out with minimal damage, i think where it gets tricky is that the woman who gets stuck in there drops the needle and it falls apart (along with the antidote), then she panics, and once you start bleeding it’s hard to see what you’re doing to try to figure how to get out of it at all. but to me it looks like you could lift up the blades either by putting your other hand through and holding them up (which would be necessary for her since she puts both hands in for some reason) or by pushing them up from the bottom to clear the space that is clearly wide enough for someone to fit their arm into without getting hurt. you could even do it with one hand if you weren’t holding the syringe or if you were pretty dexterous and confident in your ability to hold open the blades and hold the antidote safely at the same time. i do think a lot of people give this character too much criticism for not solving this trap though since by the time this happens she is very very poisoned which obviously would not help your problem solving skills. i also think it’s underrated for its visual appeal, it does a lot for the lighting/framing of the scene so cinematically i think it works pretty well. also seems most in keeping with jigsaw’s m.o. i think, stylistically. anyway i will put some images of this trap under the cut so you can see what i’m talking about, i never got a very good look at this mechanism before and it’s much less complex or threatening than i remember. anyway sorry if this was super obvious to everyone but me but i’m having a fun time 

they’re just four interlocking flaps, you’re basically working against gravity at that point. the only reason she’s getting cut is because she’s pressing her arm directly against the edge of the razor 

from this perspective though it would be pretty difficult to see what’s going on especially when no one is willing to help you out. you can see the key that would’ve let her out if she had reached up and grabbed it though but again from where she’s standing, i think it would be pretty difficult to see, especially with that much blood on the glass. as a short person i don’t even know if i would be able to reach that key if i had to do this lol 

also this is from the wiki but yeah i’m really glad they changed this because it seems pretty sexist to me imo, none of the other tests are about their appearances and this character is already treated like a slut by the other (male) participants of the game so to have her test also harp on that feels bad, you know? like her character is already kind of reduced to her being somewhat promiscuous, we don’t hear that much about her otherwise, so for her death to also be motivated by that would make her entire contribution to the story, even her death, motivated by punishing her for being “too slutty” while other characters are being punished for more reprehensible transgressions that don’t have the same kind of stigma associated with gender. i think it’s also implies that she’s a sex worker which makes this worse, the first time i watched it i assumed they were all there for drug related crimes though so i don’t know, it’s kind of vague on the details so i might be wrong about that. anyway this movie is already low key on thin fucking ice with me lol so i’m glad we dodged this bullet 

[allegra-writes]

One of the Boys

Peter Parker x Reader

General audiences

Warnings: None

The request:

This is for everyone who wanted me to turn my dream about Peter into a fic 😂

MY MASTERLIST

"Come on! Where the fuck did I put them?" You were standing barefoot in just your underwear, with most of the contents of your suitcase spilled on your bed, frantically searching for what your best friend had dubbed your "slutty jammies" (red, satiny and so short they gave the word "cheeky" a whole new meaning), but for the life of you, you couldn't find them. And Peter was going to be there any minute! God, why did you have let MJ talk you into doing this? Oh, that's right, because of Peter. Because of him and his god-damned gorgeous face. Because of his freakishly cute curls, stupid dreamy eyes, dumb childlike laugh, so honest and warm. Because of his fucking incredible mind, so brilliant it had won him an internship at Stark industries... Yet too stupid to realize how utterly, completely and hopelessly crazy you were for him.

Too stupid to realize the girl he wanted was utterly, completely and hopelessly uninterested. It wasn't his fault, had MJ been able to reciprocate, you knew she would have, she just didn't feel like that about anyone. In fact, you suspected one of the reasons she seemed to be so invested in getting you and Peter together was to alleviate her feelings of guilt about not liking him back, even though she knew it wasn't her fault; She hadn't ever flirted or led him on. She had only been her usual, awesome self, and the literal boy of your dreams was reduced to a blushy, flustered mess whenever she was around...

Meanwhile, with you, he talked about star wars, and quantum physics and the girls he liked. With you, he hanged out and built Lego sets and high fived you goodbye, with the same secret handshake he used with Ned. At first, you had been over the moon when they had first thought it to you. Now you understood what it truly meant: For them, you were one of them. One of the boys.

"I just want him to see me, you know? Just once" You had whined to her earlier on the bus, while she listened with the infinite patience she reserved only for you, "God, why does it have to be so complicated?!"

She snorted,

"No, the mathematics of non-relativistic quantum mechanics are complicated. Peter is a male, allosexual cisgender teenager. Those are as easy as they come. You want him to realize you're a girl? Show him some skin."

"Peter's not like that!" You argued, offended on his behalf. MJ rolled her eyes,

"He is a guy , doesn't matter how much of a gentleman he is, his veins are still as flooded with as many hormones as, let's say, Brad's. You want him to see you? Here's what we'll do..."

So here you were, digging through your luggage for the sexiest pieces of clothing you owned, as MJ talked to Peter and found some excuse to make him go into your room.

You finally caught a glimpse of red fabric on the other side of the bed, under your comfiest Mid Town High hoodie, leaning down until you practically were in all fours on the bed to reach it... Just as Peter barged through the door.

"Hey, y/n! MJ said you needed help with the thermost-... WOAH NELLY!"

Startled, you jumped away from the bed with a scream, your right foot slipping on a t-shirt abandoned on the floor. You hit the ground, falling on your butt. Hard.

"Peter, what the fuck? You don't enter a girl's room without knocking!" You yelled, teary eyed from the pain, scrambling to cover yourself with the first thing you found; a sheer blue top. He was covering his eyes with his hands.

"Oh my god! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! MJ said you needed... Wait, I'll find you something to cover up!" He ignored the pile of clothes beside you on your bed and the equally close blankets on MJ's to run into the little adjoined bathroom looking for a robe. You were so mortified, scrunching your eyes shut, that you didn't see him sneaking a peek at your naked form right before disappearing and returning with said robe.

You snatched it none too gently from his hands, finally getting up. He turned around to give you some semblance of privacy while you put it on, eyes locking in the mirror you hadn't noticed reflecting you.

"I'm sorry" he repeated, "MJ said you guys needed help with the weird european thermostat thingy?"

"Thanks, Parker, but I think I'll handle it myself" You replied, curtly. He nodded,

"R-right, yeah, I- of course... I totally get it" He stamered, still rooted to the spot.

"Y/n? What happened? What's with all the screaming?" MJ and Betty ran into the room, eyes from Peter's beet red face, to yours, just as crimson.

Peter opened and closed his mouth a couple of times, before giving up trying to get any words out, and practically running out of the room.

MJ then turned to you, cocking a naturally perfect eyebrow in question.

You threw yourself face first on your bed, without even bothering removing your clothes from it.

"I think I might have showed Peter more skin than I intended..." You groaned into your pillow.

...

"... And he seriously cried 'Whoah, Nellie'??"

For once, Betty had forsaken her boyfriend in favor of sitting next to you and MJ on the bus.

"I know! Who even says 'Whoa, Nellie' anymore?" You both were laughing so hard your stomachs hurt. Even MJ was snickering softly, when Ned approached your seats, visibly uncomfortable.

"Hi, babe, hi y/n, hi MJ" He waved, awkwardly, trying to feign a casual smile, and failing miserably, "uh... MJ, could you like, uh... Trade places with Peter? Because... The sun! Yeah, the sun. He's got really delicate skin, and the sunlight in our seats is going to give him sunburn, so he was wondering if he could, maybe come back here where it's... Less sunny?"

MJ smirked, exchanging a look with Betty, before turning to you,

"See? Easy as they come..." She got up to follow Ned, as you saw Peter Jump outa his seat, that gorgeous smile of his lighting up the whole bus, as he made his way to you.

The end.

[yadds]

Addicted, pt 2 - Tony can’t stop touching Peter, just to see his reactions

Part 1 - Tony loves the way Peter worships him as a hero. It only gets better when he realizes that extends to him as a man.

_______________

Tony had thought he’d been addicted to Peter’s innocent idolization before; it’s nothing compared to the sick thrill he gets every time he catches a glimpse of the kid’s desire for him.

It becomes an experiment, to study the reactions of his subject with different stimuli.

Suddenly there was an endless stream of excuses to lay his hands on Peter. He started out with soft, subtle touches -

The paternal clasps on the shoulder started lasting a few seconds too long and ended with a deep squeeze of the muscles beneath. The hand on his upper back to lead him where Tony wanted him started drifting a little lower. The “atta-boy” hair ruffles became more like a caressing threading of fingers through the boy’s hair.

It took a few weeks for Peter to notice. And when he did, Tony knew he thought he was imagining it. Tony found his agonized confusion adorable, but after a month of this he was getting impatient himself. Time to up the ante.

The next time Peter came to the compound, Tony led him down to the lab with his hand firmly on Peter’s lower back, their shoulders brushing. This was completely unnecessary, seeing as how Peter had been there hundreds of times and was more than familiar with the way there. He heard Peter’s sharp intake of breath and had to suppress a grin, fingers brushing against the waistband of his pants through his shirt.

“Uh, Mr. Stark?” Peter queried hesitantly.

“Mmm?” Tony hummed in response, turning his head and bringing them face-to-face.

“I-you-um. Are you-?” Peter stammered.

“Spit it out, Parker,” he drawled.

“I just-“ Peter blew out a heavy breath in frustration. “Never mind.”

They had reached the lab at that point so Tony’s hand gave a gentle shove to propel Peter forward, finally releasing him from his hold. When Peter looked back at him, Tony just quirked an eyebrow at him. “If you’re sure, Pete.”

Peter shook his head and made his way over to his usual workstation.

.

Two weeks later, Peter was working in the lab again, concentration fixed on working out a kink in his new web shooters. He hissed in aggravation before throwing it onto the table. “Mr. Stark,” he called, voice just short of a whine. “I can’t figure this out.”

Tony was intrigued; Peter had to be really stuck to blatantly ask for his help. But when he saw the way Peter was standing at his work station, shoulders drawn up to his ears, well, he couldn’t resist such an invitation.

Peter noticed him coming towards him and started explaining the problem. “The left one keeps jamming every time I try to shoot a blast for more than, like, a second."

He sidled up right behind Peter and settled both hands on his shoulders. “Relax Pete,” he cajoled, kneading and massaging the muscles there. “You can figure this out. You’re a smart kid - the smartest I’ve ever met, in fact. Myself excluded, of course.” He noticed the tips of Peter’s ears turning red. Hmm, was this due to the gesture or the words? Or just the combination of both? A thought for next time.

“Uh, th-thanks Mr. Stark,” he mumbled, hands fumbling with the tools next to his hands. “I’ve just been working on this for the past three hours and gotten nowhere. The mechanism in the right one looks exactly the same but it’s not glitching,” Peter grumbled, holding up both of the web shooters in evidence before letting them fall back to the table.

Tony found he was not happy about how quickly Peter regained his composure. He felt himself pushing further without a conscious decision to do so.

Tony dropped his hands to the table on either side of Peter, caging him in as he leaned down to look over his shoulder. “Show me,” he said, right next to Peter’s ear.

“Hnn!” The low, barely audible, grunting gasp that Peter emitted was music to Tony’s ears. His blood sang through his veins as he saw Peter’s chest heaving, his hands white knuckled on the tools in his grasp.

Peter recovered enough to stutter, “Sh-show you what?”

“You know, show me what you’ve done and what your thought process has been so far. I’ll help but I want you to figure it out. I won’t always be around to take care of you.” Tony’s voice came out lower than he’d intended.

“Yes you will,” Peter said automatically.

“Hmm?” Tony asked.

“Be there to take care of me. You’re always there to take care of me.”

Oh, sweet, sweet boy. Tony had to close his eyes and take a moment to recover, holding himself rigid. He desperately wanted to reward his boy. It would be so easy to just press forward two inches to pin him to the table, so easy to just turn his head, press a filthy kiss to his neck.

"Of course, sweetheart. I'll always be there for my favorite boy, as long as I'm able." Tony's hand drifted to Peter's hip, giving a quick but firm squeeze, fingers dipping into the hollow right inside of his hipbone, before letting go and stepping to the side. His mouth watered, fingers tingling as he noticed Peter shuffle closer to the table, the top of which was conveniently placed right above waist height. If his face got any redder, he might spontaneously combust. Probably a good time for a redirect.

"But I'm not invincible, no matter how much I may act like it. Don't tell anyone," he murmured conspiratorially.

Peter rolled his eyes, seeming grateful for the distraction from the previous tension. "Yeah, wouldn't want anyone thinking you're actually human," he shot back.

Tony grinned. Was it weird that he found the insulting, snarky humor stupidly attractive as well?

"Anyway," Peter said pointedly, cutting a glance to Tony standing aloofly at his side now. "So I've looked at the catch and..."

_____________________________

So since I finally finished my other fic from a year ago, I was feeling nostalgic for my little drabble from back then too. And I’ve also been wanting to see if I can still tap in to my more slutty side so there will hopefully be more to come soon. Idk, we’ll see how it goes 🤷🏻���♀️

[theinclusivebookshelf]

Reviews from the Bookshelf

The Book in Question: The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee

Short Review: 4/5 stars. A fantastic storyline with great characters but the (what I’ll assume is unpurposeful) stereotypes of queer characters made me find it hard to connect with them at times. 

Trigger Warnings: Seizures, suicidal ideation, child abuse, blood, guns, and mentions of self harm on pages 161 and 491 (I read the paperback version so depending on how you read this book those pages may not be accurate.). 

Long Review: 

Holy shit I’m in love with Monty. However, I must admit that he falls into the “slutty bisexual” trope though for him it seems to be part of a defense mechanism if not an addictive personality so I’m willing to let it slide. My bigger issue is how Felicity, the character presented as being aromantic and asexual (I believe this is confirmed in book 2? However I’m only one chapter in) is rather cold and uncaring at times and falls both into the “prudish ace” and “too uninvolved with any social events” stereotype that’s often seen as an easy way to write aroaces. I'm hoping, however, that The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy will give her some redemption. 

Never the less, I did very much enjoy this book. Historical Fiction has always been a genre where every book is one I either love or despise so you can imagine the hesitancy I had with starting the series. 

Mackenzi Lee does a fantastic job holding onto a reader’s attention and I Monty’s narration. Fingers crossed that I’ll enjoy The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy just as much!

Tags: LGBT Characters: Label Unspecified, LGBT Characters: Bisexual, LGBT Characters: Aromantic, LGBT Characters: Asexual, Black Characters (Biracial), The Montague Siblings: Inclusive Spoilers, Hispanic and Latinx Characters: Spanish

[kweebtrash]

Messy (NCT) Masterlist-Completed

Pairing(s): OC X Johnny 

Features Full Sex Scenes/Implied Sex Scenes with: Johnny, Lucas, Taeil, Yuta, Ten, Taeyong

Genre: College AU, Fuckboy AU

Summary: Fuckboys are basically good for one thing. You hit it and quit it- except when his voice draws you in, his body keeps you there, and dumb ass feelings linger making things particularly messy.

Warnings: drugs, alcohol, anxiety, night terrors, sexual assault (not in explicit detail; Ch 5),use of the word rape, descriptions of sexual assault, toxic “relationships”, “controlling behavior” (Non consensual), physical/emotional abuse, physiological self harm/unhealthy coping mechanisms, severe depression, anger issues, minimal violence, beginnings of codependency, jealousy, talks of death and suicide, description of panic attacks, aggression, intimidation, mental illnesses/self deprivation, lots of crying and feelings of guilt

Features:  multiple sex partners, public sex, kink scenes, fingering, blowjobs, anal fingering/mentions of buttplug usage, rough sex, threesomes FMF, choking, overstimulation, edging, daddy/princess kink, Mommy/prince kink, hair pulling, scratching/biting, spanking, unprotected and protected sex, creampie, sex toy usage, cockwarming, bondage, multiple orgasms, cumshot, slow/romantic sex, sad sex, gentle thrusting, body worship, thigh high fetish, heavy make out sessions/tongue sucking, riding, doggy style, sex in public places, a bit of deep throating, 

Chapters (Subject to Change)

1. Messy (M)- Lucas/Johnny

2. Or Nah (M) - Lucas/Johnny

3. Do It Well (M) - Johnny/Ten

4. Feels Right (M) - Taeil/Johnny

5. Alive (M) - Lucas/Yuta/Johnny

6. Can I Love Like This? (M)- Johnny

7. Just Say Goodnight And Go (M)- (mentions of Taeyong)/ Johnny

8. Eres Mia (M) - Johnny

9. Crawling (M) - Johnny

10. Duality (M) -Johnny

11. Love is (Not) Easy (M) -Johnny

12. Cupid’s Chokehold (M) -Johnny

After Story: hate u love u (M) -Johnny

After Story 2: Tidal Wave (M) -Johnny

Bonuses:

Kinky Headcanons For Messy

Ask the Muse Game

Messy Tag-Updates, Q&A, Games

Messy Question Masterlist

Fetish/Kink Game

Time Stamp Drabbles Masterlist

Eri’s Instagram Posts [1] [2]

Johnny’s Instagram [1]

JnEri Instagram Couple Posts [Slutty] [Cute]

JnEri Thirst Snaps

Messy Playlist/Lyrics:

1. Messy-Kiiara

“ Last stop before it gets messy/last stop before it gets heavy/it’s not too late to say you never met me/Let’s stop before it gets messy”

2. Or Nah (Remix)- Ty Dolla Sign ft. The Wkend

“Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?/Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?”

3. Do It Well- dvsn

“And you tell me just lay back while you go to work...you’re the only therapy I know.”

4. Feels Right- Alina Baraz

“Don’t know what I’m doing but it feels right...tryna keep it going cause it feels nice..if you wanna stay here we’ll call it paradise.”

5. Alive- Alextbh

“I know I shouldn't fall for you/But who gives a shit/About what people think... Let me love ya/Bring your body close to mine/Hold me and just/Breathe me and make me alive.”

6. Orion’s Belt- Sabrina Claudio

“I know that you're not used to this/Boy will you let me teach you/your mind is asking for my love/And you just need to hear it .”

7. goodnight n go- Ariana Grande

“Oh, why'd you have to be so cute?/It's impossible to ignore you, ah/Why must you make me laugh so much?/It's bad enough we get along so well/Just say goodnight and go”

8. MIA- Bad Bunny Ft. Drake

“Dile que tú eres mía, mía/Tú sabe' que eres mía, mía/Tú misma lo decías ... A nosotros ni la muerte nos va a separar (nah)/Bebé, yo soy tuyo na' más (na' más)/Diles que conmigo te vas (¡wouh!)/Que dejen de tirarte (prr)/Que a ti nadie va a tocarte”

9.Crawling- Bullet For My Valentine

“I can't cope, now I'm down on my knees/I'm crawling, crawling/I meltdown as everything around is falling, falling... Under this pressure/I want to dissapear... So overwhelming/It's bearing down on me/And when it ends all this weight is crushing me..”

10. Synthetic Love- Motionless in White

“I want to hurt you/I don't deserve you/...submit and fuck until we overdose/...Swallow the pain, relive and fuck until we feel like new/...I wrap my hand's around your throat/Bury your face, remove all your clothes/We're both just slaves that can't refuse/And everything that we have loved in the end we will lose”

11. Love is (Not) Easy- Chase Atlantic

“I replicate emotion/Medicate in doses that can help me feel the same way/It's easier to say we're just friends/Our generation made us that way/The type of friends who fuck/But when they fall in love they're too afraid to stay.”

12. Cupid’s Chokehold -Gym Class Hereos

She's got a smile that would make the most senile Annoying old man bite his tongue (I'm not done) /She's got eyes comparable to sunrise And it doesn't stop there (Man I swear)/ She's got porcelain chocolate skin, of course, she's a ten And now she's even got her own song (but movin' on)/ She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard And we can be on the phone for three hours (not sayin' one word) /And I would still cherish every moment /And when I start to build my future, she's the main component /Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love or whatever you call it but /Everywhere I go, I keep her picture in my wallet like here

[bedlamgames]

No Haven 0.881

Main highlights for this one are three new assignments, dominator improvements to bring it closer to hypnosis in functionality, and being able to make use of all of your slavers as a way to regularly use those dominator improvements for more than just making them wear slutty outfits.

Download links can be found on the No Haven page. Update notes can be found under the break.

If you don’t have RAGS and you need a copy to run it there’s one on the help page here. If RAGS has never worked on your system despite the help page suggestions then it might be worth trying with one of the alternate players. There’s also improvements on there to the RAGS player that can also help with performance.

No Haven 0.88:

-Respect checking improvements including:

---Everyone can now be made use of if you convince them.

---More opportunities to mind control your slavers with the trait Dominator with many new effects from breaking your slaver's wills be it adding beneficial traits or removing annoying mental traits like Cowardly and Greedy. There's two possible paths in there which can happen so unassuming meek slavers who wouldn't hurt a fly can become frothing combat beasts, while frothing combat beasts become a lot more meek, pliant and easy to manage. Of course if you do it too much you can still break them entirely.

---All magic and elementalism traits can be used for respect checking if you have them. Also includes specific text for all of the various summons.

---Slavers are now affected by their reputation for good and bad.  

---Improved the look of the feedback when that preference is on. Some modifiers now have better feedback than before. Mainly to do with Domination attempts, but if people like the extra info I'll do more of the different methods for respect checking.  

-New special encampment upgrades. One for training a True-Angel in Advanced Obedience to get a critical success bonus to all slave training. If you can somehow manage to train four or more (one for each wing!) you will get a significantly improved version. There's also one for selling your first Slave Princess or higher quality slave via a Fulfil Opportunity or Auction with an even better version if you can sell ten or more such slaves.

-New commission for Horned One female slavers and the Raid Horned One Encampment assignment.

-New commission for Hakh Dwarven female slavers that will also be used for an upcoming assignment.

-New pair of commissions for Raid Isolated Human farm. Also used for Human Commoner slaves.

-Three new assignments in the City of Aversol:

--- A rare one locked behind selling your first Slave Princess with some truly powerful enchanted items available. Also includes the first possibility for a male>sissy transformation that can also happen to your character.

--- A rare one with patron provided commissioned art with the potential for two different unique slaves. Both of which include new aspects and their own lore pages.

--- An uncommon one using the Asanei Maid commission with a fellow up version of the assignment, and potentially after that a special version dependent on result.

-Orc Cum Addict crit, Dominator hollowing out, and Babydoll now all remove Cunning.

-Increased the number of available traits slots that can be gained for everyone.

-Added a specific traits description for cunning bimbos. Also added a description for when you have cunning.

-Improved the wording for Old Hand as the old one was a bit unclear in exactly what it did.

-Dominator and Hypnotic are now mutually exclusive for everyone else as they are for you.

-Adjusted some assignments to better reflect what is involved: Pillow Talk crit: -100g, Shark of the Cards succ: +40g, crit: +80g, Corner of their Own succ: +50g, crit:+100g, Cheap and Cheerful both results now reward gold under a new [?] which are roughly above half what Dance the Night Away rewards.

-Adjusted Shadowplay so now it doesn't affect Catastrophic results.

-The other participants of the Advanced Dominance Training critical result will no longer gain Submissive if they're already Dominant.

-Success on Advanced Dominance Training will no longer add or remove traits. Rewritten the result to reflect this including the Submissive You version.

-Supply run can now spend 1,000g. Also now spending more will affect your odds at 200g and above. Those amounts will have a higher rewarded bonus than they did before.

-Caught up with the outstanding missing commission acknowledgements. Now not just caught up but actually ahead so might have a preview of some upcoming names.

-Bumped drow encounterable population up by 2% and shadow outcasts down by 2%.

-Upgraded the quality of clothing worn by some of the potential prizes from Sable Masquerade and Sissy Farm.

-Improved the playable unique Lady Larian's aspect.

-Improvements to sex text:

---Slavers can now have dialogue when being used by others.

---Slaves can now be addressed by their name in sex text.

---Big rodcocks should no longer be a thing.

---Some additional variations of existing sex text to account for slavers not being likely to refer themselves as slaves (not counting when you've just mind controlled them) that have a chance of also being used by slaves.

-Improvements to Fulfil Opportunities:

---Added Advanced Dominance Training to the Fulfil Opportunities. Also added No Training as a Catastrophic to the Fulfil Opportunity part of Male Perfidity.

---Fulfil Opportunities with Deal Breakers will be far more deal breakers than they were before in terms of odd. If No Training is a Deal Breaker only having done minimal training will now apply a lesser penalty.

---Added the same penalties and bonuses based on value used for the Auction assignment.

-Expanded Severina's lore page. Also fixes for some other Demi-Angel issues when you're playing as her.

-Made another adjustment to owned slaver removal which I hope will make that more stable.

-Fix for some of the recruitable uniques having their hidden dom/sub value being random rather than being set to better fit their character.

-Fix for Corrupters not being able to take Pact with Damnation.

-Fix for Private Dancer showing up in suggestions as a negative. For now it just won't be mentioned in suggestions until I can unify all the old suggestion mechanics into a better unified system.

-Fix for Shark of the Cards only giving assignments on the success and not on the critical.

-Fix for an issue with Green Wooden Door that had knock on effects to some of the other fulfil opportunity assignments like Male Perfidity.

-Fix for the Cult Vessel unique start not having his aspect counting towards the five limit total. Accompanying characters will no longer benefit from his Prophecy.

-Fix for both names not being listed on accompanying characters when there's two of them.

-Fix for Witch-Queen not needing the 350g minimum spend, and now slavers should not level up on the first two stages.

-Fix for the other Callers you can get from Deluge of Oozes not getting all the right bonus traits.

-Fix for being able to keep assigning a slave with Slave Driver/Strict Supervision.

-Fix for the BEvening bug, and with it now there should be more variation when slaves swear by something during sex text.

-Fix for not being able to do To Hunt a Paladin if it would result in an empty encampment.

-Fix for you not getting the events with the Tentacle Armour or QAYL plugs.

-Fix for one of the possible slaver objects missing the options for dismissing, hiring, and enslaving.

-Fix this time for sure (I hope...) for the Dance the Night Away CT error.

-Fix for conjured companions and the tentacle armour inflicting job skill penalties.

-Fix for Lady of Light showing as awarding Defending XP.

-Fix for going on Pursuit of Arrogance and Sable Masquerade with no room for slaves.

No Haven 0.881:

-The two more standard golem starts have been improved with new aspects. New unique in Legacy Decim-Vex who will also be added to the golem scenario and has a set of golem themed corruptions that she can grant to your other golems. All three have new art generously provided by a patron. One of the old portraits is now used for the promoted slaver golem. As part of this I've re-flavoured the golem trait descriptions for Magic: Blight and all Elementalist traits. 

-Overhaul of the fondling sex text due to it not currently taking account of either penetration or virginity. As part of this of adding text to account for this I've also improved the existing text along with adding some extra variations. 

-Basic Obedience Crit with Dominant no swaps it for Switch instead of just adding Submissive. Exquisite Fellatrix Training will no longer add Submissive if they already have Switch. 

-Updated the lore note in Into the Depths to remove a confusing aside, added some detail, and did some future proofing for a race I hope to add soonish. Also updated the intro Board the River Barges, did some future proofing their too, and added a similar mechanic to the one in They'll Never See us Coming!

-Lowered the odds of inflicting learning removal/total burn out with Domination on your slavers. 

-Added a note when trying to entirely shrink a cock of a race like lizardmen that can't become women. Guys should also no longer have the option to Enhance Beauty on them. 

-Changed how the gold is calculated at Auction so Seller of Quality is not so easy to get on a Critical Success.

-Improved the odds of Namaah's and Hylla's aspects firing in months 1 to 6 when there are less people in the encampment for them to pick from. 

-Wrights and Oozes now count as very rare races. I've also changed Malevolence to now just a note rather than a massive value reduction. 

-Kaara de Sindero Oscuro will no longer lose respect from being naked. 

-Mercenary is now a penalty in the final part of the golem scenario. 

-You can only care for a slave once a day. You can also not make use of someone if they've been away for corruption/biomancy/healing. 

-Fix for not getting a slave on Private Passage success.

-Fix for Private Passage and Lady-in-Waiting having drastically increased costs if you repick. 

-Fix for a bunch of issues with the final (Special) version of Lady-in-Waiting. 

-Fix for Draki Maid letting you go on it if you don't have room for the potential two extra slavers. 

-Fix for learning removal granting hypnotic. 

-Fix for gaining Feminine when already having Exceptional Feminity from Advanced Sissification training. 

-Fix for the you having Cunning trait description. Also amended the Cunning description for others when you also have Cunning or Bimbo

-Fix for the Price of Freedom showing the wrong required traits for the second slaver assigned after the intro.

-Fix for Insatiable not always applying when it should.  

-Fix for some issues with Negotiate Entry.

-Fix for the Witch-Queen coming in the unbroken state if you got a crit in stage 2 but not in stage 3.

-Fix for some issues with the second unique slave that you can get from Private Passage

-Fix for slaves being removed twice on some assignments. Most noticeable on Whore Makers. 

-Fix for betrayed slavers being able to help out with betraying themselves on Whore Makers.

-Fix for Ritual Casting messing with unavailable Slavers.

-Fix for both being brutal and being gentle being bad when you're doing training.

-Fix for not being able to use Corrupter as Magic in respect checks. 

-Fix for Dominator breaking creating duplicates. 

-Fix for Lady Lady Arandril Nightshade.

-Fix to ensure paladins, squires, vicars, and purifiers get their racial specific traits when they are a race who has them. 

-Fix for futanari oozes not getting a bonus to cock size on successes.

-Fix for dominating a slaver into a slave duplicating them. 

-Fix for failures not always applying the right morale penalty. 

-Some text fixes. 

[bbcky-barnes]

Destiel Fanfics RecList

(Reminder that these are not in any specific order!!)

1. Painted Angels

Words: 105K 

Summary: Author Castiel Novak has finally hit the big time, with a book based on his failed college relationship with a brilliant painter. He's put all his pain behind him, but at a book signing, he comes face to face with Dean Winchester for the first time in twelve years, and the reunion doesn't go like Cas hoped. Dean's a broken man, with a lot of scars and secrets, shoulders weighed down by his demons and self loathing. Cas sees a second chance with the man he's never stopped loving, but Dean's moved on, and is about to get married. Sam launches a "brilliant" plan to reunite his brother and his best friend, but Cas is worried it will all blow up in their faces, and he'll go through the agony of losing Dean a second time.

2. Easy Now, With My Heart

Words: 50K

Summary:  Dean Winchester is a kindergarten teacher. Castiel Milton is a writer slash works-in-a-coffee-shop. He also happens to be the extremely hot one-night stand that Dean never intended to see again other than in his own fantasies (he’s classy like that). But suddenly Cas is everywhere and Dean is convinced that Fate is out to get him. And maybe they do this thing backwards, but that doesn’t have to mean they can’t make it in the end, right?

3. Sweaters & Cigarettes

Words: 150K

Summary: Dean Winchester is in high school, crushing hard on Castiel Novak, the unbelievably hot goth who Dean does his very best to convince himself he hates, despite the fact that he can’t really stop staring at him. Dean tries, but when the two of them finally cross paths, their first conversation takes a surprising turn. And suddenly, they both find themselves falling harder and faster than they ever could have expected.

4. Freefall

Words: 129K

Summary: Kindergarten teacher Dean Winchester spends his days elbow deep in play doh; the most exciting his life gets is when he plays mechanic in his uncle Bobby's shop on the weekends. That is until a birthday party goes tequila-nova and he trips into a one-night stand with an incredibly hot firefighter named Castiel.Dean's life gets a lot more exciting after that.

5. California Waiting

Words: 173K

Summary: Dean and Castiel's relationship has evolved over time- from strangers to roommates, roommates to friends, friends to best friends. The most troublesome evolution came to pass when they went from being best friends to "We're just friends."

6. Appoggiatura

Words: 121K

Summary: Castiel leaves the religious commune of Heaven Farms to study classical piano after winning a full scholarship paid for by the Deanna Campbell Memorial Foundation, and answers an ad in the campus newspaper: 1 bedroom to let. Meals provided. 50mb wifi, quiet odd music student preferred.

7. Heaven & Hell Escort Service

Words: 124K

Summary: Loosely based on the film 'The Wedding Date'. Castiel Novak is a high class escort, and an expensive one at that. He likes to help people, and being an escort allows him to do that... barely. Dean Winchester is a mechanic/waiter who may have accidentally told his father he has a long-term boyfriend to bring along to Sam's wedding. Desperate times call for desperate measures... an escort service might not be what he wants, but it could be exactly what he needs.

8. Cursed or Not

Words: 115K

Summary: While experimenting with magic when he was a kid, Sam accidentally cursed Dean. Now, Dean is forced to wear a spelled amulet constantly, or he'll turn into a random animal. For a little over a decade, he's learned to live with the curse, and has even found it useful in some cases, but he sure would be happier without it.When he meets a witch named Castiel, he's offered a deal. Instead of assuming all witches are bad, Dean can spend a season getting to know him. If at the end of the season, Dean still thinks he's evil Castiel will send him away with his memory wiped of the whole experience. But if he learns that Castiel is not the monster Dean assumes he is, he'll lift Dean's curse.It's an offer Dean can't bring himself to pass up.

9. Satin and Sawdust

Words: 160K

Summary: When Castiel moves out of Jimmy's house and into his own place for the first time, he saves money on buying a home by investing in a Fixer-Upper. He knows nothing about how to fix the many problems the house has, but he figures he's smart enough to figure it out. Unfortunately it's not too long before he learns that he's way in over his head.Thankfully his new neighbor Dean is a handyman, and agrees to help him out. He knows Dean has a bit of a crush on him, but he's not taking advantage of it, really. Dean's a great guy, and quickly becomes a good friend.But a flash of satin under Dean's toolbelt changes everything.

10. Muscle Memory

Words: 20K

Summary: Dear Castiel, Hello – it’s Castiel. This must all seem very confusing, and I’m sorry for that. Dean says to tell you that this isn’t some kind of ‘time-travel stunt’, although I’m sure that won’t be your first thought. I know it wasn’t mine. I’ve told Dean to leave now, as this is my notebook and I want everything in it to come from me – or rather, from you. I know you think it's the fifteenth of January, 2010, but it isn't. At the time of my writing this, the date is the fourth of October, 2013. Dean Winchester is your boyfriend of a year and a half, and you no longer work at the library, and in early 2010 you were hit by a car and hospitalised. I’m sorry.

a.k.a the 50 First Dates Dean/Cas AU where Castiel wakes up on a day just like any other, except that three years have passed without his knowing, and Dean Winchester is in the kitchen wanting to marry him.

11. Morning, Teach

Words: 174K

Summary: Art teacher Castiel Novak has just turned 29 when he meets Dean Winchester at a gay club. After sleeping with the boy, he leaves in a hurry, trying to cope with the guilt over betraying his girlfriend and his overly conservative parents. But forgetting Dean becomes close to impossible, when Castiel's new job at a High School in San Francisco reveals Dean to be a most troublesome student.

12. Hot Water

Words: 151K

Summary: Castiel hated public showers. In which Castiel is forced to use the company shower after hours and ends up doing unspeakable things he never thought himself capable of...

13. Waves  

Words: 55K

Summary: Dean Winchester is the average guy: football, college, kid brother, nice car, girls and beer; his life is black and white, that is until he meets Castiel Collins: pretentious, slutty, sweater-wearing genius, who won't even take the time to look up at him from his obscure novel while he insults him. And then everything is shades of gray and Dean is drowning.

15. Soft Touch Raw Nerve

Words: 152K

Summary: Due to a hunt gone wrong, Dean has an injured leg; he has to stay in a rehab-center for the next six weeks, while Sam continues the hunter's life on his own. The only glimmer of light is Castiel, Dean's physiotherapist, and how they come closer to each other as time goes by.

16. How To Save a Life

Words: 48K

Summary: Having lost both of his parents in a terrible car accident, Dean Winchester lives a life filled with guilt and self-hate. That is until he calls a suicide hotline and the soothing voice of 'Cas' turns his life upside down...

17. Porcelain

Words: 73K 

Summary: High School AU ~ Dean Winchester has it all. He's captain of the football team, a self-confessed ladies' man and one of the most popular guys in school. But, is all of that about to change when he meets the mysterious Castiel Novak in an online chat-room?

Side note: do NOT read this if you’re looking for fluff and no angst at all bc even though this shit is amazing, it’s also sad as fuck :)

18. The Open Sky (Is Mine Tonight)

Words: 22K

Summary: Castiel Novak is a wedding planner in San Francisco who doesn’t have the time or the energy for a relationship right now. After an accident introduces him to the charming pediatrician Dean Winchester, he thinks that might change. Unfortunately, Dean is engaged to Castiel’s new favorite client, Anna Milton, and it’s suddenly a game of tug-o-war between what Castiel wants and what Castiel needs — but as he comes to find out, often times those things are exactly the same.

19. Peace And Good Luck To All Men

Words: 32K

Summary: Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn’t bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister’s boyfriend definitely is.

20. Danger Danger

Words: 101K

Summary: Life turns upside down for Detective Castiel Novak, when his partner and lover Balthazar is shot by a member of a crime syndicate. Life gets even weirder with rookie Dean Winchester showing up as his new partner and somewhere in between revenge and grief the explosive duo becomes closer than they thought they would…

21. Small Town Charmer

Words: 82K

Summary: By ten a.m. Dean had seen his dream of expanding the hardware store dashed. By one, his baby had been impounded off the street. By midnight, Dean's personal space had been invaded by an angry, wet bookseller with hot blue eyes and an armful of natty first editions. There was also a cat. Maybe we should start at the beginning..

22. The Breath Of All Things

Words: 66K

Summary: Dean Winchester was twenty-six years old when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It's only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one.

23. Kiss The Baker

Words: 113K

Summary: Jo is pregnant and craving something a little bit unusual. When she sends Dean on a mission to find her some chocolate cake donuts with bacon sprinkles, he's sure that he'll fail. Luckily his partner Benny comes to his rescue and introduces him to a quirky little bakery that sells all kinds of weird (and delicious!) baked goods. And they do special orders!Dean finds excuses to keep going back, and Castiel finds excuses to keep giving him special treats.

24. Like Real People

Words: 135K

Summary: Dean Winchester is a respected literature teacher at Lawrence's best private school, yet he feels like he's still a complete and utter travesty of a human being. Months after his father's death, he's yet to come to terms with the negative impact John Winchester had on his life. Though he's determined never to admit it, the only thing Dean's ever wanted was an Apple Pie Life: it's something that's been dangled in front of his face, though he's certain he could never deserve it.While Dean struggles to come to terms with the isolated, lonely life he's made for himself, a disruption comes in the form of Castiel Novak, Lawrence Private's newest faculty member. Those blue eyes and raspy voice are things Dean can't ignore for long, and when he's forced to stop fighting his affections, Dean finds his lonely life turned upside down.Is it possible he could deserve an Apple Pie Life after all?

[droewyn]

YOI Video Games Headcanon (Partial Cast)

Yuuri:

Yuuri is mainly a console player and enjoys a wide range of game genres including action/adventure, survival horror, platformers, and walking simulators.  He prefers JRPGs over WRPGs, not only because of the comfort of familiar cultural tropes, but also because he finds in-depth stat micromanagement to be stressful.  When he does play Mass Effect or Dark Souls he winds up finding and following a level-up guide for his chosen role so that he doesn’t have to worry about it and can just enjoy the game mechanics and story.  Multiplayer games are where he really shines, though; he both loves and is jaw-droppingly good at them.  Yuuri rarely speaks over chat, and as a result strangers tend to assume that he’s a woman.  He never corrects them, and every time he gets a “fat/ugly/slutty” PM from a dudebro that he’s humiliated it’s like he’s been awarded a gold medal in video games (and then he reports them).  Yurio gets really pissed off on Yuuri’s behalf when he sees that behavior at first, but it’s not long before he’s in on the joke and egging the dudebros on to make them more complacent and easier to take out.  Even without taking advantage of assholes and their assumptions, Yuuri and Yurio are an unstoppable force when they’re on the same team, and there are all kinds of wild conspiracy theories and speculation on gaming forums wondering why they’ve never pursued professional e-sports.  Yuuri plays both cooperatively and competitively with Phichit, although they tend to gravitate toward more lighthearted fare like Splatoon so that it’s more fun for both of them. Victor flat-out refuses to compete against Yuuri because he won’t go easy on him.  Yuuri’s current favorite games are Overwatch, Final Fantasy XV, and Breath of the Wild, the latter of which he finds soothing (and likes to play while curled up in Victor’s lap).

Victor:

Victor likes games, and he can complete most single-player AAA titles on Normal difficulty, but he’ll never be on the level of Yuuri and Yurio and that irks him to no end.  He’s also more of a PC gamer, because his parents never allowed him to own any consoles (games were frivolous and might distract him from skating) but he needed a computer for school (his games collection was hidden more carefully than his porn was).  He prefers story-driven games, particularly if there is a romance, though the contrived press-X-to-sexytimes-if-enough-friendship-points interactions make him vaguely uncomfortable.  His favorite genres are strategy and simulations, mostly because he can pick them up and drop them whenever and doesn’t have to remember controls after being too busy to play for long stretches of time during the competition season.  He’s also recently discovered dating sims, to the horror of literally everyone after he spent a month and a half rhapsodizing about Hatoful Boyfriend and making bird puns.  His current favorite games are Sims 3 (do not get him started on why Sims 4 sucks – actually, best not to bring up Sims at all unless you really want to hear about ten generations of custom-profession skating sims descended from himself and Yuuri thanks to an mpreg mod), Rimworld, Civilization VI, and Long Live the Queen.

Yuri:

Yurio plays shooters. Shooters, and hack-and-slashers, and exploders, and other super badass hardcore games.  As mentioned above, he excels at competitive multiplayer, and Yuuri is his favorite partner. His Steam library is extensive thanks to sales and Humble Bundles, which is the sole reason why he has certain titles in his library.  He certainly didn’t go out of his way to buy To the Moon, nor does he play it at least once a year, and anyone who would dare to suggest that he might have shed actual tears over it is getting his stupid lying ass kicked, katsudon.  Gone Home and Brothers were also totally acquired as part of bundles.  Yurio’s current favorite games (that he’ll admit to) are Hitman, Battlefield 1, Overwatch, and Neko Atsume because fuck you it’s awesome that’s why.

Phichit:

Phichit plays a ton on mobile, naturally, but he’s also the group’s resident Nintendo fanboy. There’s a running bet among his Bangkok rinkmates about exactly how long it’ll take for him to drop his new Switch on the ice and break it (Yuuri just shakes his head at them; in all the years he’s known Phichit, his best friend has never once dropped a piece of technology). In addition to the usual first-party Nintendo classics (Mario, Zelda, Pikmin, Pokémon, Splatoon, etc.), he tends to gravitate toward the colorful and the cheerful, eschewing beige shooters or anything grimdark.  He’s an unabashed Kingdom Hearts fan and will happily discuss the ins and outs of the nonsensical plotlines until everyone’s eyes glaze over.  His current favorite games are Breath of the Wild, Dragon Quest Builders, anything Katamari Damacy-related, and, oddly enough, Nethack (in which he is currently working to ascend his eighth class!).

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #43

“i’m gonna pop your bubblegum heart.”

what do you order on your pizza?   jalapenos if it's from domino's, pepperoni everywhere else. what the kind of soda you drink most often?   mountain dew what do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on birth control?   it could be because of her menstrual cycle, in which case there's nothing wrong with that.  but if you're 16 and having sex, i have a problem with that, not that my opinion should mean much to you.  at least you're using protection, i guess. are you borrowing books from anybody at the moment?   well i still have "arthas: rise of the lich king" from jason, but i think it's pretty clear he won't get it back by now. would you ever want another sibling? older or younger? gender?   having a younger brother would be cool, but i don't want one now.  my parents are divorced and my mom's already gone through menopause. grilled cheese or peanut butter & jelly?   pb&j do you take vitamins?   no ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?   yes, even though it was a lie???  like he had a problem with me, it wasn't the other way around. will you get married?   i want to, but i don't see it happening.  if jason couldn't handle my depression, no one can. did you have a new year’s kiss?   lmao no how would you describe someone that is your type of guy/girl?   i've found more than anything, i like geeky people.  people that are passionate.  guys that will show their feelings.  i like imaginative guys, the ones that are creative and fun-loving. are you still friends with any of your exes? do you still communicate with any of them at all?   if you consider aaron and juan exes, they're both my friends on facebook, but i only ever talk to juan. do you live on your own or with your parents/a roommate? do you think you’d like to live alone?   i live with my mom (though rn i'm living with dad, long story), and no, i physically could not live alone.  depression would destroy me. how often do you typically change your bra?   ha, let's be realistic, it depends on if i'm even wearing a bra, because i'm like... always at home in my pj's.  but let's say i actually do get dressed, again, it depends on how long i'm dressed.  once i'm back home and know i'm not doing anything more, i get back into my pajamas.  other times, but rarely, i'm dressed all day.  but let's just say in the typical situation: i'll change my bra every other day or so, also depending on if i sweat or not. what is the last online purchase you made?   cheshire cat flip-flips and a "i'm just a poe boy, nobody loves me; he's just a poe boy, from a poe family" edgar allan poe shirt, both from hottopic.  ashley gave me a $40 gift card for it. is there anyone you have to see on a daily/weekly basis that you really dislike?   thank god, no. is your hair thick or thin? would you say it’s easy to manage?   anyone who touches my hair will tell you, it's thick AS FUCK.  like, to an annoying degree.  brushing it can be a nightmare just because it's so thick, and FORGET about putting it up in a ponytail.  it's mostly easy to manage just because i don't do anything special to it. have you ever had to deal with any type of long distance relationship, whether it be a romantic relationship or a friendship?   many friendships, but nothing romantic.  as someone who's been around the Internet since what, '06, i've made many friends that i'll never actually meet. do you have a place you go to a lot that you may be considered “a regular” at?   no when growing up, did your family always eat at the dinner table together?   nope. what is the greatest source of happiness in your life?   my memories of jason.  i just miss him so much.  that won't change. could you tolerate being in a relationship with someone who treated you wonderfully, but was sometimes rude and unkind to others?   let's be realistic, EVERYONE is sometimes rude and unkind...?   could you tolerate being in a relationship with someone who was lazy?   yeah, so long that trait doesn't dictate his life.  most people are lazy, anyway. did your parents read bedtime stories to you when you were little?   yeah what is something you know very little about?   politics have any of your worst fears ever come true?   oh, you mean jason leaving?   has anyone in your family gotten pregnant as a teenager?   yeah, my mom. to you, is sex just about physical pleasure, or do you see it as an expression of love and commitment?   it can be both do you change your type of music regularly?   no.  i've been a metalhead since 6th grade. ever met somebody who seem like they hated life?   oh, you mean me?  well... i guess i should correct that.  i don't hate life, i just hate my life. do you value your life?   yes and no.  like, if a bullet was coming at me, i'd move out of the way, but as i just mentioned, i also hate how my life is going. ever been called a low-life?   i think so, 'cuz i am one. do most of your friends have a significant other?   most do, yes.  a few are even married. who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?   my mama. do you think you could handle a day in jail?   maybe, seeing as i've been in a mental hospital four times, and it's comparable as far as permissions and schedules go.  it's the people i'm concerned about. do you believe that your first true love can be your only love in life?  i don't... know.  i'm not the person to ask.  i've only ever loved one man and am convinced i won't love another, sooo... what brings out the worst in you?   mentioning jason.  blaming me for what happened. do you know how many people your best friend has had sex with?   not that i've ever asked, but yes.  she tells me everything. are your boobs real?   yes.  implants have too many risks anyways. would you take your ex-significant other back?   in a fucking heartbeat. have you ever had sex on the beach?   no and i wouldn't want to because sand... everywhere...? have any of your friends died of an overdose?   it's possible.  i had an online friend disappear years ago, and i'm STILL worried about her... how many different colleges have you gone to?   two how much stress can you handle?   none what is one thing you thought you’d never do but have done or are doing?   survive without jason do you ever feel like your life is too boring or predictable?   i know damned well it is do you have to take medication for any mental illness?   yes are tongue piercings slutty?   no...? are you embarrassed to buy condoms?   i've never had to, but i don't think i'd be. have you discovered your passion?   yeeeaaars ago... meerkats. (: what’s your favorite cereal?   double chocolate krave do you read reddit? if so, how often and what subreddits do you like?   nah. what’s the weather like today? is it nice enough to go outside?   it's sleeting and snowing.  if it wasn't for the sleet, it'd be gorgeous. have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying?   no how old were you when you first became sexually active?   uh, like 16-17?  still haven't had actual sex tho what's your favorite kind of bread?   pumpernickel have you ever been to a stadium concert?   no.  the alice cooper concert was outdoors. think of the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?   plenty of times. have you done illegal things with your parents nearby?   download music is all. are you taller then 5 foot 7 inches?   nah son. who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?   i texted my mom. why aren’t you with the person you first fell in love with?   he doesn't like me anymore. last time you were told you’re cute?   probably months upon months ago by juan. next time you will eat?   like 30 minutes who will be the next person you kiss?   probably no one. ever. last time you were in trouble?   few days back when i talked back to my mom do you have a fish tank?   no last place you took a plane to?   ohio what is your preferred method of birth control?   abstinence.  hasn't failed me yet. do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong?   not at all.  i always think i'm wrong anyway. have you ever made out in a bathroom?   i don't think so. would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?   i don't currently want a dog, but a miniature poodle i guess. have you ever made out in a park?   nah. is it colder than usual outside today?   yeah.  there's snow out. what do you normally order on your burger?   cheese, mustard, ketchup, pickles... have you ever dipped french fries in a frosty?   yes, and it's gross. what is the biggest flaw in your spouse/crush?   he's obviously not very supportive.  if he was, he'd still be with me. do you prefer writing with mechanical pencils or normal #2 pencils?   mechanical are you planning on dressing up for halloween?   if we have the money, i'd like to. do you ever have days where you just don’t do anything?   oh, every day? who was (or is) the teacher that gave you the hardest time in school?   none of them did.  just be a good student and most teachers are great. how do you feel when you meet someone with the same music taste as you?   I GET SO EXCITED OMG OMG OMG do you ever feel self-conscious when you eat around other people?   not really.  i love food too much lol what is the worst thunderstorm you’ve experienced?   hurricane floyd how often do you take the train to go places?   never are you in love?   should be obvious. are you an affectionate person?   very have you ever had a valentine?   jason was the best. what is you favorite type of lunch meat?   ham are both of you biological parents currently alive?   yeah do you like mustard?   yeah do you wash your hair everyday?   no, that's bad for you. if you were a zoo animal (i.e. lion, tiger, warthog) what would you be?   meerkat any cheesy bands that you love?   lol ludo if you could go nuts and dye your hair any color, what would it be?   gray.  mom won't let me. when was the last time someone saw you naked?   probably mom after i got out of the shower and came into my room? what is the greatest loss you’ve endured?   jason where do you like to be kissed?   lips, neck... and i think brief kisses on the hand from a guy are very romantic. do you know a hoarder?   yup. can you do a split?   nope. is anyone in your family in the army?   nah. did your mother go to college?   she dropped out when she was younger, but she's back in it now. are your grandparents still married?   no, on both sides, a spouse is dead. do you spell the color as grey or gray?   "gray," 'cuz that's the american spelling is your father bald?   nah do you know triplets?   no do you prefer titanic or the notebook?   oh GOD.  the notebook, i guess. how many times have you been to the hospital?  er: seven times, actual hospital admission: three times what religion will you raise your children to practice?   christianity have you ever stayed in a stranger's house before? if yes, why?   no do you believe in the idea of taking from the rich and giving to the poor? why or why not?   no, honestly.  the rich earn their money just as the poor earn their money.  while i understand (BELIEVE ME) it's hard to live being poor, that's no excuse to take from those better off. if you were a god or goddess, what would your powers include?   communing with animals.  maybe be a shape-shifter, that'd be cool as fuck. what are your opinions on gendered products?   explain?  like, do you mean how some toys are "meant" for certain genders, not the other?  if so, then it's ridiculous.  if your child wants to play with a certain toy, let him/her.  for example, i played with dinosaurs in opposition to barbies, and i grew up fine in general. do you believe that animals are capable of “human” emotion?   absofuckinglutely. have you ever changed your views because you were in the wrong?   yeah who do you consider “family?”   my mother, father, two immediate sisters, one half-brother, two half-sisters, my pets, and my best friend colleen.  i guess jason, sometimes. could you sacrifice yourself for someone you barely knew?   no what’s your favorite video game?   "silent hill 2"!!! have you ever experienced discrimination first-hand?   yeah, bc of mental illness. what holiday is closest to your birthday?   valentine's day are you biracial?   nah. are you afraid of shots? like injections?   shots that draw blood, no.  shots that inject medication?  fuck yes, they're agonizing. do you know your blood type?   yeah, it's a. how many times did you have to take the driving test before you passed?   i haven't taken a driving test yet bc i'm fucking lame. what do you think when a band/artist “sells out”?   i think it's rarely even a thing.  like, i'll use metallica as an example.  everyone always says they sold out, when they didn't.  are you suddenly reaching a broader audience?  good for you.  congratulations.  did you change your look?  good for you, tastes change.  now, did you change just for fame?  you're foolish. what do you think of fans and fandoms?  it's absolutely marvelous that people can come together over a common interest.  some are just... oh my GOD, so entitled (i'm looking at you, mythical beasts).  but in general, the idea of fandoms are great. should parents be their child’s friends?   ... duh? what do you think of doctor-assisted suicide?   i'm not sure on this, but i think i disagree with it. in the case of prevention of overpopulation, should some people be prohibited from reproducing?   just flat-out stupid/cruel people, but that'll never happen. you discover that because of a mix-up at the hospital, your wonderful one-year-old child is not yours. would you want to exchange the child to try to correct the mistake?   yes, BUT i'd want to keep up with the child i'd raised that year. do you trust anyone to protect you? who, and why?   my parents, because they're my parents. if you had a death note (like the anime), would you use it?   ... fuck me, yeah, i would. when did you start discovering your own music taste? what was it?   middle school.  heavy metal. describe the ultimate hell.   hearing jason say he didn't love me anymore one more fucking time. are you able to kill animals? under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?   i couldn't, i don't think.  i find killing fine if you're hunting for food, but not for pleasure. would you be willing to have horrible nightmares for a year if you would be rewarded with extraordinary wealth?   yeah. if you could influence people like a celebrity does, how would you use it for the benefit of the planet?   definitely spread Christianity how and when are abortions okay?   only when it's that type of pregnancy where despite growing, the baby is never alive.  shit, what's it called... ummm... entopic pregnancy, that's it!  the cells are only going to keep growing, so they obviously need to come out.  otherwise, i don't care if you're raped or whatever, you have that damn child and give it up for adoption. if you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?   ANYONE can hurt you, even the unexpected. would you save an extremely talented musician who has the influence to promote good values for the world or a pregnant woman in a situation where it is certain you must choose one over the other?   ugh... the pregnant woman, i guess.

[marianneforbes]

A response to “36 things wrong with American women”.

Up until now I have spent most of my time bashing feminists and SJW, so I figured I would balance it out a little bit with some bashing of stupid men. For those of you who don’t know who Roosh V is, he is a YouTube creator and pick-up artist who, despite trying his best, can’t seem to grab the attention of beautiful women. This has led him to become quite bitter. He is the creator of the site ‘Return of Kings’, where he has gained quite a following from other likeminded men. He also has had to deal with his fare shae of problems, tlike being denied big muscled white men in movies, and instead female leads (Mad Max Fury Road and Star Wars Episode VII).

 Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCm8C21pXdQ

Number 1: They’re fat. Fat girls are simply unattractive, so why should you waste time dating a fat chick?

Some men do find chubby girls attractive. It’s true that fat people are generally not considered that attractive, and for good reasons too. However, women are not the only fat ones. Last time I checked, men can be obese too.

Number 2: They’re constantly glued to their smart phones. These girls are addicted to an electronic device and are less capable of human interaction.

Well, surfing on the internet on your phone while you’re sitting on a bus or train is a way to kill the time, especially if you’re alone. Are you telling me that American men are not?

Number 3: They cut their hair short. They are so lazy to maintain long hair that they make themselves ugly on purpose.

Long hair can be quite difficult to maintain, and cost a lot of money. Also, some women simply do look better in short hair. If your head size is on the thin side, a short haircut will give your face a lift and make it look rounder. Also, what is a short haircut to you? Does shoulder’s length long hair count as short or does it qualify as long?

Number 4: They are more impressed with the crappy DJ or instagram celebrity than a doctor who saves lives.

Actually, most women want financial security, so the doctor has a bigger chance of scoring when it comes to long lasting relationships. Maybe the DJ has better chances of scoring a one-night stand.

Number 5: They think being overly sarcastic is a quality that men love. Wrong. Sarcasm is rude and doesn’t show that you have a good sense of humor.

I agree that being overly sarcastic is not a good trait, though the same goes for men! However, sometimes it can be a good coping mechanism for when you’re really down, and that is fine.

Number 6: They listen to stupid websites when it comes to pleasing men.

Yes, but it’s more for fun. We look at them and then have a good laugh with our friends over how stupid those sites are. Mostly we listen to friends and family members when we want to be serious.  

Number 7: They don’t know how to cook. Their idea of cooking is using the microwave or preparing macaroni & cheese, and some women don’t even know how to do that.

Cooking takes time, and the majority of people don’t have the time to spend all day long preparing a delicious gourmet dinner.

Number 8: They wear flip flops when they’re not on the beach, or not at the pool, or not in their house. Flip flops are the laziest footwear that you could put on, and it screams to the world that you simply don’t care.

And what obligation do women have to care what other people think about them? No, I would never wear flip flops outside of the beach/pool, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to tell others what they shouldn’t wear. To each his own.

Number 9: They have condoms in their dresser, because they are fully prepared to sleep with random men. A man only wants a girl to be a slut for himself not the entire town.

Let me tell you something you probably didn’t know: Women can get pregnant from sex.  

Number 10: They idolize drug addicted celebrities aiming to mimic their braindead behavior. The role models for today’s girl is Kim Kardashian, not a woman who have achieved things in life.

What women would you like them to worship? Kim Kardashian, for all the shit she gets, has achieved things in life. She is the owner of her own company and has designed her own brand. 

Number 11: They acquire pets instead of putting in to work to woo a quality man. When a woman gives up in life she buys a dog. This is sad.

Not all women get a dog when they give up on life. Some women get a cat.

But in all seriousness, pets have proven to reduce stress and are great therapy. Why shouldn’t a woman be allowed to have a pet? If all men were like you (thankfully they aren’t), can you really blame them for preferring a pet to a man?

Number 12: They don’t know how to be sexy and feminine, only trashy and slutty. Modern day women have no idea how to be a lady on the streets.

What on earth are you talking about? Not all women wants to be feminine. Some of them want to be more masculine. And how are they acting trashy and slutty?

Number 13: They have standards that are way beyond their attractiveness. Even an average girl thinks that she should land her prince charming.

As much as I hate to say this, I do agree with this. However, it should be noted that men do this as well, so it’s a two way street (you seem to be one of those men).

Number 14: They think that having a good job means that they are a quality girl and a good catch. News flash, guys don’t care about your stupid office job.

So let me get this straight: Women should care about your fancy doctor-education, but men don’t have to care about ours’?

Number 15: They wear pajamas in public. This is retarded.

Do they, or are you just talking about them wearing jump suits when they go for a quick errand to the store?

Number 16: They enjoy books like Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey and The Secret. They are addicted to braindead entertainment that makes them dumber.

Those books are easy to read and doesn’t require much thinking. They serve one purpose and one purpose only: fulfilling the desire and sexual fantasies of women.

Are you telling me men don’t enjoy “braindead” entertainment just for the sake of entertainment?

Number 17: Their idea of traveling is going to a beach or France. They have no idea how to use travel to learn about other cultures.

You’re only half right. Women do enjoy culture, and mostly when they travel they do both.

Also, what is wrong with France? France has a rich history, beautiful culture and good food. Paris is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. I make a trip there every second year.

Number 18: They have too many trashy tattoos. Too many American women these days look like prison convicts.

Believe it or not, they are allowed to have those tattoos. Some men find it attractive, while others don’t. I doubt most men care, though.

Number 19: They are proud to be dating many men at the same time, as if they were men themselves. These days women have no shame in hiding the facts that they are sluts.

If both parties are comfortable with it, who are you or I to judge?

Number 20: They do and say things in bed even the first time that you have sex with them, as if they were an immature porn actress. You know that they are doing that to every other guy as well?

Then stop being a pussy and tell them that it doesn’t turn you on!

Number 21: They cock block their own girlfriends when they are jealous. They can’t have it that their friends meet someone while they don’t.

Yes, there are some women who do this, and it’s shitty and annoying as fuck. I can give you this one. Luckily none of the women I know are like this.

Number 22: They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearances. It’s seems like a raise to the bottom for every girl to look as homely as possible.

Women have no obligation to anyone to put effort into appearance, especially not for you. 

Number 24: They always lie the first time you get them in bed by saying “I’ve never done this before”. You know that’s a lie, but they continue saying that for every guy they sleep with.

Considering how you only a few posts ago said that you only want them to be a slut for you, are you really that surprised?

By the way, where is point number 23?

Number 25: They confuse being a challenge by being whiny and annoying. They have no idea how stupid they look when they give men a hard time for spending time with them.

I’m guessing you are talking about all those women rejecting you when you walk up to them and expect them to just fall into your arms. They are not obligated to spend time with you, and the one looking like a fool is you, not them!

Number 26: They watch way too much TV, letting it influence their personalities. When you go on a date with an American girl, you are really dating a combination of characters she has seen on television.

Huh? This doesn’t make any sense at all.

Number 27: On their way home from their comfortable office job, they take off their work shoes and put on dirty sneakers. They have no idea how much of a slob the look when they do this.

WHAT? Maybe they change their shoes because they don’t want to ruin their good shoes, and because it’s more comfortable walking home in sneakers as well as easier to run in in case someone jumped on them.

Number 28: They age their skin prematurely to fake tans. Maybe they’ll look like this week or next month, but in a few years’ time they are going to look like a razor.

Considering how you have in many of your points been calling them “girls” instead of “women”, indicating that you don’t view them as adults, can you blame them?

Number 29: They insist on eating pizza or other fattening food after a night of binge drinking. And then they wonder why they are so fat.

Because greasy food clears up the head, and balances out the amount of alcohol. Greasy food is a great and tasty cure for hangover.

Number 30: They are obsessed with cupcakes. An American woman gets satisfaction from eating tiny baked goods.

Cupcakes are delicious. Enough said.

Number 31: They care more about maintaining a career than a good home or family. She has made money the most important part of her life, more than having kids or a good husband.

Unless the husband is the CEO of a large company, it is almost a requirment for the woman to work so the family can survive and for the kids to have a bright future. Besides, raising a family takes time and dedication, and if you don’t feel up to the task then you are doing the responsible thing to not start a family. The world is over-populated anyway, we don’t need more brats to ruin it. One final thing before we move on, you are not a good man so I doubt you’d be a good husband. If a woman wants kids and a good husband, you’re not the man she would go for.

Number 32: They rarely wear high heels, one of the most feminine behaviors that a woman can do.

Have you ever worn high heels? Because if you did, you would know that they are extremely uncomfortable, and bad for your back and posture. Why should a woman put your pleasure above her health? Neither is it a requirement for a woman to be feminine.  

Now, I wear high heels on a regular basis because I am quite short, but I don’t blame women who don’t want to wear it. It takes time getting used to.

Number 33: They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured, and they call themselves a foodie while they do it. It just makes them fat instead.

Ditch the woman if she’s so stupid, or just tell her that it doesn’ make her cultural.

Number 34: They don’t speak any foreign languages. They think that America is at the center of the universe.

Olen huomannut että suuri osa Amerikkalaisista uskovat näin, ei vain naisia. Ovat varmasti Amerikkalaiset, jotka tietävät että maailmassa on muita maita, mutta se on stereotyyppi, että eniten heistä eivät tiedä tavallisesta geografiasta.

Eller hur? I Hetalia så bestod ju Amerikas världskarta av bara Amerika.

If a woman speaks more than two languages, English is most likely the foreign language she speaks, while the language that’s foreign to you is her mother tongue.

Number 35: Their intellectual curiosity doesn’t go beyond the pages of Gocker or Buzzfeed. To get them to actually learn about the truths of the world is impossible:

I think most women understand that those sites are garbage. It’s just fun to look at them and poke fun of them.

Number 36: They go on and on about the stupidest personal drama and nonsense, thinking that the day to day things that they come across are critically important to anyone else.

What are they supposed to talk about? The presidential election? I don’t know if you are aware of that, but that subject is a downer? As is the situation in the Middle East. Important stuff as both of those subjects are, you can’t expect a person to only focus on it.