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[writer-of-worlds]

Tagged by @thequestingbunny and @finlands-beret

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

(Wasn't sure if I wanna share some of these works here or on my other blog, but since this blog is tagged, might as well! Just mind the tags for some of my fics!)

Hmmm... I'll tag @tildeathiwillwrite ! And anyone who's reading this, feel free to join!

Life Changes (Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles fic Ch. 10)

When Jack said that he would be back for revenge, Gulru should have listened to that threat.

Life Changes (Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles fic Ch. 9)

Two years.

I'll Always Be Here (Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles fic)

He couldn't move.

Than's Letters (Final Fantasy I fic)

March 10th, Year XX5

Revenge Against the Hero-King (Super Smash Bros/Fire Emblem fic)

Roy breathed in the fresh air as the cool breeze hit his cape and headband, which fluttered behind him.

They Return (Final Fantasy I fic)

Keme sighed, wiping off the sweat from his brow as he walked down the hill back to the Mercenary Fort.

Prey (Original Work)

"Get them! Don't let either of them escape!"

Can't See (Fire Emblem Three Houses fic)

Darkness.

He's All Mine Now (Original Work)

Alder grunted as he was shoved towards the large metal double doors, nearly falling on the ground in the process.

Near Death (Original Work)

Everything was a blur—one moment, Theo and Malik were walking to Malik's car.

[iam93percentstardust]

Ready for This

And this particular fic marks a blackout for @starkbucksbingo!! Yay!!!! Details and the rest of the fic below the cut

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“Boss,” FRIDAY says, cutting into Tony’s haze. He turns off the welder and lifts the mask up, taking a deep breath of air that doesn’t smell like sweaty helmet and metal. “Sergeant Barnes believes he is going into rut.”

Tony frowns. “What? That’s early, isn’t it?” He knows he put Bucky’s rut on the calendar so he would remember to actually gather supplies instead of going in unprepared like they did last time and nearly starving because Bucky’s rut triggered Tony’s heat and they were both too distracted to eat. Thank god for Steve sending DUM-E in with supplies.

“Yes, boss,” FRIDAY agrees.

“Alright, early rut,” he mutters, looking around the workshop. He clicks his fingers as he thinks. “We can handle this. Okay, FRIDAY, put in an early grocery order. Who’s here that’s a beta?”

“Miss Maximoff.”

Tony winces. She’s a little young to be sending near a mated pair when the alpha is in rut but if that’s all they’ve got, then that’s what they’ve got. She's an adult, she can handle it, he hopes. “Alright, ask her if she’s good to deliver the supplies to our room when they get here and patch me through to Bucky.”

A moment later, Bucky’s tired voice says, “Hey, doll.”

“Hey, Bucky Babe,” Tony says soothingly. “How’re you feeling?”

“Angry. Hungry.”

“I’ve got food on the way.”

“…Not hungry for that. When are you gonna be over here?”

Tony chuckles. Yeah, he’d figured that. “I’ll be there as soon as I can. Why don’t you go wait in our bedroom?”

“But you won’t be there,” Bucky says petulantly.

He bites back a smile. “No but it’ll smell like me, won’t it?” Bucky makes a small, grumbling noise but he doesn’t actually say anything so Tony figures he’s probably on his way to their room. Good; if he’s there, he won’t start any fights with anyone over Tony’s honor or whatever it is that gets alphas in ruts riled up. “I just gotta finish up a couple things here and then I’ll be in our room and you can fuck me to your heart’s content.”

Bucky groans. “Can’t say things like that, doll. Not when you’re not here.”

Tony laughs, “See you in a bit.”

“Boss,” FRIDAY says as he cuts the connection, “Miss Maximoff said she’d be happy to deliver the groceries.”

“Great,” he murmurs, looking around the workshop again and eyeing the projects he was working on. He’s not working on anything time-critical right now so there’s nothing really that he needs to finish. He just needs to shut everything down. “DUM-E, U, Butterfingers, start turning everything off that doesn’t have to stay on to keep the building running.” He watches them for a moment to make sure they’re not going to start an electrical fire or something and then turns back to saving the files he was working on. “FRI, about how long would you say Bucky’s ruts usually last?”

“On average, Sergeant Barnes’ ruts last 3.4 days.”

“Okay, let Pepper know I’ll be out of commission for—let’s say the next five days. Early rut might mean a long one. Have her outsource all of my current SI projects to R&D, I don’t think even they can mess anything up in less than a week.”

“You sure?” FRIDAY asks dryly and he grins crookedly.

“Atta girl.” He heads on out, FRIDAY turning the lights off behind him, and walks over to the main compound, going over the checklist in his head. Technically, Iron Man is retired and War Machine has taken his place but he still sometimes flies out with the team when they need an extra flier so he shoots off a text to Rhodey to let him know he’ll be busy for a few days. He sends a text to Steve as well, who’s currently on a mission with Nat and Sam in an undisclosed location (not that that stopped him from finding out anyway), and updating him on Bucky’s rut.

Wanda is waiting for him when he steps foot inside the building, falling into step beside him. “Are you sure about this?” she asks worriedly. “You wouldn’t rather have Viz?”

“Vision won’t be back from the UN for another couple days. By that time, it’ll probably be over.” He smiles reassuringly at her. “You got this and if you think you don’t, call Clint. He used to run interference on Thor and Bruce’s ruts.”

She frowns. “Who did they share it with?”

“Each other.” At her mouth falling open, he nods. “Yeah, it was as bad as you think. I used to spend those weeks on business trips.”

“This won’t be like that?”

“Not at all. Odds are you won’t even notice anything.”

“All I have to do is drop off food and water? You don’t need anything else?”

“Yep. You won’t even have to come inside, just knock on the door and leave. If it helps, think of us like a couple of overgrown pets.”

“But you don’t need walks,” she points out, grinning. He laughs.

“You get the idea. Last thing,” he adds as they reach his bedroom, “if the compound is under attack, call FRIDAY. She’ll shut everything down.”

“I have powers, you know.”

“Yep and I’m sure you could easily take care of any attack,” he agrees. “But no sense in making you take on a whole army by yourself when that’s what FRIDAY is for. Keep yourself safe.” He glances at his door, thankfully soundproofed so he and Bucky won’t traumatize her, and then smiles once more at her. “Again, you’ve got this.”

She waves at him and walks back down the hallway. He waits until she’s gone before opening the door and slipping inside.

Bucky is right there, waiting for him, pressing him into the door as soon as it’s closed. He snuffles at his neck, nosing aside the fabric of his shirt to lick at his bonding gland and huffing contentedly when he catches the scent of him on Tony’s skin.

“Okay, big guy,” Tony murmurs, running his hands through Bucky’s hair. “Let’s get you on the bed so I can get out of these clothes. Can’t do anything if I’m still dressed.”

Bucky grumbles wordlessly but takes a few steps away from him, not far though and certainly not on the bed. He paws at Tony’s clothes, trying to help him undress faster but completely ineffectual in this state. Alphas, all the same when they’re in rut.

“Bed,” he says sternly, pointing at it. Bucky gives him puppy dog eyes. “Don’t give me that look. Bed, now.”

Bucky turns and goes, hanging his head. For a moment, Tony feels a little guilty but it’s only a moment. After all, as soon as he gets his clothes off, Bucky’s going to get to have him as much as he wants. He just needs to be a bit more patient. Tony pulls off the shirt he was working in, shimmies his sweatpants down over his hips and kicks them off. Now that he’s in their room, surrounded by the scent of an alpha in rut, his hole is loosening, slicking up in preparation of being taken. He glances over his body, making sure there’s not any large grease or oil stains on him that he needs to wash off before he joins Bucky on the bed—just because the serum will keep Bucky from being poisoned by the grease on his skin doesn’t mean that he wants to make it work harder—but he’s pretty much clean so he finally raises his gaze to where Bucky is waiting for him.

Bucky is leaning up against the headboard, eyes dark and hooded, hand lazily tugging on his cock. Tony smirks slowly at him and saunters over to the bed, crawling up onto the blankets.

“Now?” Bucky asks impatiently.

“Alright, big guy,” Tony says. “Have at me.”

Bucky pounces.

Title: Ready for This Collaborator Name: iam93percentstardust Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27008455 Square Filled: B5 - AU:A/B/O Ship/Main Pairing: Winteriron Rating: M Major Tags & Triggers: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mild Sexual Content Word Count: 1.3k

[lozzypoz321]

Steve Rogers| Shopping

Stevexchild!reader

(This chapters related to the 'Steve Rogers| Stutter' but it isn't exactly a sequel)

"I'm going out to get groceries, anyone wanna come?" Steve asked the room from the steps. "Yeah I'll  come" Bucky answered and stood up, "c- c- can I g- go t- t- t- too?" (Y/N) asked and looked up from the video game she was watching Peter play. "Yeah, come on Princess"

The girl pushed herself up and joined them at the elevator ready to leave. "D- do you have t- t- t- the li- list?" She stuttered then reached up to hold her fathers hand to steady herself, not really liking heights and being in a glass elevator wasn't really helping. 

"Yeah I've got it" he reassured, pointing to his pocket with the hand that wasn't holding a hand. "Better not get mine messed up" Bucky threatened to his friend but in a joking manner. (Y/N) looked out of the window apprehensively, feeling sick but got pulled out of her thoughts when her hand got squeezed comfortingly, looking up she saw her father smiling down at her.

"It's okay маленький солдат" Bucky assured from near the door while they headed down (little soldier). When they finally reached the ground floor all three of them exited the elevator, "a- a- a- are w- we walking?" The girl asked, to which Steve nodded his head and Bucky chuckled, humorously thinking of how long it's going to take them to get there with (Y/N).

"H- hey!" She defended herself, almost reading her godfathers thoughts "I- I- I'm not t- t- t- that sl- slow"

"Yeah you are"

Bucky was right, it took them ages to get around the corner, so long that Steve just decided to pick his daughter up and place her on his shoulders. 

"W- w- w- what are w- w- we g- getting?"

"Whatever it says on the list, you want to hold it (Y/N)?" Steve asked and offered the piece of paper to her, she nodded after thinking about it for a second and gently grabbed it.

List

Food- Tony

Wine- T.S

Beer- Your local billionaire

More wine- The best avenger

Pop tarts- Thor son of Odin, god of thunder

Jelly babies- Peter Parker :)

Orange Juice please. Suggested by Bruce

A voucher to get rid of these idiots- Nat

Bird seed- Clint

Energy drinks- Pietro

Coffee- Nat

Milk- S.R

Cheerios for (Y/N)- S.R

Sausages- Clint

20 Plums- Bucky Barnes

Sushi- (Y/N)

Pringles- (Y/N)

Pot noodle- Vision

Lemonade for (Y/N)- S.R

Popcorn- Wanda

TEA SIS- Peter :)

"T- t- t- this is a- a weird l- l- list" (Y/N) commented after scanning it but then added on "n- n- no d- disrespect to a- a- any of t- them t- though"

"We still have to get all of it" Steve told them both and picked up her the hand again so she wouldn't get lost in the many isles of the supermarket. "What first?" Bucky asked her then shoved his hands in his pocket, already slightly bored. "E- erm T- T- T- Tony p- put down F- F- Food"

"Next" Steve said, rolling his eyes at the billionaires 'humour', "H- h- h- he also p- p- put W- W- Wine". Steve once again rolled his eyes and Bucky huffed in annoyance, "ya know what (Y/N) let's just skip Tony's for now shall we, what's next?"

"T- T- Thor want's p- p- p- p- p- p-" Bucky looked over her shoulder as she struggled and helped her out "Pop tarts". "y- y- yeah, thanks”

So the three ventured over to the breakfast/ snack isle and picked up the pop tarts for the god then got Jelly Babies for Peter and Orange Juice for Bruce. Steve told (Y/N) to go get Pot noodles for Vision then to come straight back back to them, that would have happened but once she'd got the noodles the girl could no longer find her way back to her dad and godfather.

After 5 minutes Steve started to panic that she'd been kidnapped and once he shared that idea with Bucky he also started to fear the same thing. "Oh my god! I've lost her!" Steve ranted and paced up an down the empty isle "She's my daughter and I've lost her!"

The father got taken out of his thoughts when a sudden yelling was heard from the other side of the supermarket "D- D- Dad! U- Uncle Buck!", so immediately their instincts kicked in and they both ran to where the voice had come from. When the two best friends caught sight of the girl, Steve sighed in relief and Bucky said "Jesus Christ". Steve went up to his nearly kidnapped daughter, picked her up and hugged her tight. 

"God princess don't do that ever again" He whispered then put her down in front of him. "I- I- I- I- I didn't m- m- mean t- to" She stuttered out and gulped nervously, worried she would get yelled at. "No it's okay (Y/N), I know you didn't mean to"

"We just need to get lemonade, popcorn and... Tea sis?" Bucky told them, squinting at the last part. "I've never heard of that brand before" Steve said, then took a second to ponder what it could be, (Y/N) however knew what it was.

"I- I- It isn't a- a br- br- brand" the girl shared to the men, they looked up confused "I- I- I- I- I-". "Deep breaths princess"

"I- I- I- It's an o- online t- t- thing" the girl hardly knew herself but her tagged brother Peter had tried to explain it to her many times. "Right" the two soldiers said uncertainly at the same time, trying to gather their head around what the hell that could mean. 

So with that they finished the rest of the shopping trip and gathered at the counter, ready to pay. In the end Steve decided to just get Peter some tea anyway and get Tony one bottle of wine since that's what he wanted so badly.

"Oh and who's this little lady?" The cashier asked kindly and looked in your direction while her hands were scanning all the items. "My daughter" Steve answered proudly "her names (Y/N). (Y/N) say hi"

"H- H- H- Hello" she said, nervously but smiled at the nice lady all the same. "Hello dear" she greeted back, it was weird to Bucky that a stranger was being so nice and welcoming to the three without knowing them at all, so him being paranoid he brought over his goddaughter closer to both of the adults and held her hand incase anything was to happen. "U- U- Uncle B- Buck?"

"Yes возлюбленная?" Bucky asked, looking down at the girl with concern (sweetheart), "w- w- w- what ar- are we h- having f- f- for tea?"

The soldier chuckled, no longer worried that it was something important "Whatever you want ангел" (angel)

"W- w- what d- do you w- w- w- want U- Uncle Buck?" She asked him and raised up her arms so he would pick her up. "I just want what you want кукла" he replied then lifted the young girl up and turned her around so she could cuddle into his chest (doll).

"Awww" the cashier said upon the sight of the two, Steve gently smiled then handed the lady a fifty dollar bill. "I think she's asleep Stevie" He informed his friend.

"Your daughters adorable" the lady added while putting the money into the cash machine making Steve smile yet again, "yeah, she's my everything" the man expressed while Bucky lifted up a bag on the floor with the hand that wasn't carrying his goddaughter.

"Nice to meet you but we best be going" Steve told her and grabbed the remaining bags, she smiled at both of them before carrying on with her job. The conversations were a lot quicker on the way back without (Y/N), many would have appreciated it but not them. It felt as if it was missing something, you can easily say that they were happy when the conversation was interrupted by "w- w- w- where a- are w- we?"

"We're nearly back at the tower princess, you remember?" Her father asked her and looked over at the girl, concern filling his chest at the thought she may not remember what they'd been doing previously. "Y- y- yeah"

(Y/N) snuggled closer to her uncle, the weather getting to her. "I- I- I'm c- cold" 

"We're nearly there now кукла" Bucky told her and gently moved a stand of (Y/H/C) out of her eyes that was visibly bothering her (doll). "D- D- Dad, I'm h- hungry t- too"

"Okay sweetheart, we'll get you some food when we get back, what do you want?"

"Mac and cheese" was all she said with a tired smile on her face which made both the men chuckle. Steve was right, she is his everything.

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[ticklikeabomb]

Epimetheus : Not so discreet (part 2)

Pairing : Avengers x Plus Size Reader ; Steve x Plus size Reader (potential)

Warnings : Language, Pubic hair mentioned

Word Count : 1.6k

You reached out to your anti-stress roll on, your phone and entry card before exiting your new quarters. Since your room was on the same level as the living room and right next to the elevators, you hoped no one was chilling in the common room. You were on the end of the corridor when lucky you, all the Avengers were in the living room. You face palmed yourself and thought about another excuse to leave the compound. You look at the floor like you didn't see them but Sam called you out. "Where are you sneaking to?" You let out a slow breath and turned around discovering all of them looking your way. "Oh hi, I didn't notice you guys", you lied and saw their not so convinced expressions. "Hmm I call bullshit", commented Tony and the others agreed. "So, where you going to?", asked Natasha. "Oh just going for a drink with a friend, talk about life, bitch about everyone, you know the usual." 

"And we're not invited? I'm hurt", exclaimed Wanda. You nervously scratched the back of your head and said, "Yeah well it's been a long time since I saw the friend in question, soooo", "That sounds like an excuse to go on a date", replied Bucky with a smug smile, his comment making Steve clench his fists. The elevator doors opened at the perfect timing and you entered inside quickly. "BYEEEE", you shouted. The team locked eyes with each other and after a long silence, "Anyone wants to join me and figure out where she's been wandering around?", asked Tony who stood up. "We can't do that", replied Steve in his Captain voice. 

"You telling me, you're not curious where she's been spending a good part of her nights to?", smirked Nat. "Of course he is. Look at him, he's clenching the armrests so tight that I'm afraid it might break", exclaimed Sam amused. Steve gave him a knowing look who made some of them laugh. "I'm in", chanted Wanda. The other members stood up except for Steve that was still figuring out if he should. "Come on man, I know you're dying inside to know", told Bucky. Convinced the First Avenger joined them and followed you. "You put a tracker on her?", Steve turned towards Tony. "Duhh. I put a tracker on everyone", he answered proudly, ignoring the looks of the others. 

They entered the bar, trying to find a place to sit when the room applauded the next stand up comedian. They saw you enter the stage with a bright smile on your face. 

"Hi everyone, you're having fun?", you asked and heard the audience affirm they were. "Awesome, I'm so happy to be here. All having a good time, except for this guy", you pointed at a man in the front row. "He saw me enter and immediately thought 'Oh no another fat bitch with her fat jokes'." The guy in question and some other people laughed. "Don't worry I won't. Ok maybe just one joke that will last…hmmmm… 20min", and pointed at yourself. You laughed with them until your 'laugh' turned sour. "No just kidding. I'm actually going to talk about pubic hair"

You looked at the man you pointed earlier and declared "Now you're like 'No please just tell us fat jokes. No pubic hairs, nooooo pubwic hayrsss please'. Haha, once you go hair, you won't go bear". You let the magic do its course and began. "Yeah, so I believe in the ecosystem and that's way I mostly let nature do its purpose and don't shave. It doesn't mean I never shave, no but like it's not my first priority in life, you know. The last time I decided to do the great fall cleaning…*laughs* was not so long ago, which means if you see my hand go down there, I'm not a pervert I swear, it just my hair that is growing back and it tickles." You let your hand slowly travel down and checked the people's reaction but stoped when they hollowed. "You bunch of pervs you really out here waiting for me to go for the fupa's baby hairs." 

"Yeah so like I was saying, I shaved not so long ago because I had a date with a guy. I went full hardcore and was like 'Ok I'm gonna try waxing'. It was the very first time I would wax down there, that's why I prepared my testament in advance. *Laughs* I left the guy I had the date with all my debts. That's right, what comes around goes back around baby."

"I challenged all my courage and called to the beauty institue to make an appointment. I called and then the usual : Hello, I would like an appointment for waxing, bla bla bla, and then she asked the million dollar question : Alright, Miss on which areas?" You let the room laugh it out before replying, "Well … all of them." "Alright, in your opinion how long is your hair?" You let another moment before replying, blinking your eyes frantically. "9 inches?", you joked. "I swear to good, she must have been taking a gulp of water or something because I heard here cough her lungs out through the phone. I went immediately 'Are you alright Miss? I'm joking, they're not really 9 inches.  But like baby monkey kinda hairy, not much not much." You saw the audience cracking up and smiled smugly. 

"Flash-forward the day of the sacrifice. I go there and saw her look at me up and down, trying to take the temperature. 'Ohhh bitch you about to take it honey', I thought to myself. I told her a joke again but really it was to calm myself down and asked her if she was a real pro she would manage to finish by 6pm. It was 9am ladies and gents." "Anyway, I lay down totally not feeling uncomfortable", you sarcastically. "Can you believe she saw me and went back shouting 'I'm gonna need more wax'. Like bitch, you thought this was Jaws or something…. Out-fucking-rageous." 

You saw a woman on the front row nod and pointed at her "Sis you know what's about to come right?" "I do, I do", she pissed herself. "For the fellas that have no clue let me explain the process : The beauty lady warms the wax, you lay there and begin praying and then she comes back, looks at you like the worshiper of Satan and says 'Alright here we go mwahahahah' ". "And you be there like * nervous laugh* "Oh Lord have mercy." "And then…the moment has arrived where you see that bright light and your life flash in front of your eyes, the Holy Motherfucking Grail, the first rip. *Moooooommmmmaaaa just killleddd a mannnnn*. Guys if you think I'm exaggerating, ask any woman in your life and you'll see WE ARE NOT. It feels like your soul is getting sucked out of your body." 

"It hurts", you whined and jumped on the spot like a three year old. "All what I kept thinking was 'WHYYYYYY'. I know why… for that dude. Honestly guys you don't realize how dedicated we are even if it's a first date because we too expect some D by the end of the night, especially if the date is going great. 

I think most of the guys are scared of pubic hairs", you said and made big eyes to the first guy. "You think I forgot about you, didn't you?" *Laughs* "They be like 'I'm so strong, who's the boss, call me daddy, arghhhhh wuarghhh' but then they see a hairy pussy and be all suddenly like 'ewwwww omg nastyyyy'. Come on man! You really think men, I don't know how long ago, I'm not a mathematician ok, would not hit that just because of hair. Hmmmm I don't think so José." 

"It's crazy going through so much pain for that. Of course, there are other reasons to do it : hygiene, esthetic, self-love, etc but still. I came up with a solution. I think that…wait for it… *Laughs* I think that we should test them. I mean if he can handle me with the bush I might reconsider waxing. Because going through so much trouble to get bad dick, nope I'm out. You can handle me I'll open the smooth heavenly doors for ya, if you can't…then…Welcome to the Jungle pal. Thank you so much and have a nice night", you finished your number and bowed in front of the applauding audience. 

Backstage, you let out a deep breath, happy to have made so many people laugh. The manager found you and congratulated you. "There are some customers that are dying to meet you", he told you. "Really?", you replied shocked. He nodded and told you which table. You made your way to the table when mid-way, you recognized them. You felt the heat creep up all over your body and it didn't help seeing them smirk in amusement. Your gaze landed on Steve who was timidly switching his eyes between you and his drink. His attitude told you, they heard your number. 

"Well well well if it's not our new Avenger member / secretly stand-up comedian", joked Sam. "Hmmiii, what are you doing here?", you mumbled incoherently. "We were curious were you'd go and that led us here", replied Bruce. "Great", sarcasm lacing your voice. "Why didn't you tell us?", asked Rhodes. You sighed and told them the truth, "I just wanted to have something independently from the whole Avenging thing. I love my job but sometimes it gets real hard, always being emotionally invested, risking our lives every single time and doing stand-up helps alleviate those feelings." 

They nodded in understanding and affirmed you that you shouldn't be afraid to talk to them whenever there was the need to. "Thank you guys for understanding, I appreciate it." Your eyes landed once more on Steve who looked elsewhere. The thing that the others didn't know was that the guy you had a date with was Steve. And let's say that it didn't went as expected. 

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[ain-t-bovvered]

15x02 commentary

bunch of tired and caffeinated Europeans ( plus a sleepy American) scream together, and then die and try to get on with their day ( lol AS IF)

Hello and welcome:

@purpleskiesandcherrypies​​  (Nat)

@dean-winchesters-bacon​​  (Kat)  

@waywardbaby​​  (Zee)

@ain-t-bovvered  (Giulia)

 Nat : ready?

Zee: Yes

Zee: No

Giulia: Yeah yeah YEAH

Nat : go

Giulia: GOD

Nat : NICE

Zee: Not jack dying again

Giulia: Can they stop making me see Jack dying again

Giulia: That must be a real tiny ass town tho

 Nat : Ah, something's gonna happen

Zee: I read tiny ass and was trying to figure out what it meant

Zee: Really?

Giulia: The fuck is she doing

Nat : Ah Rob

Nat : Is that still in that town?

Zee: That ain’t rob bitch

Nat : Ah yeah

Giulia: There are ALWAYS people who don’t evacuate

Giulia: PRIORITIES

 Nat : Why is she not at the school

Nat : Woo? Woo girls being stabbed and it sounds like this?

Zee: Because she dum

Nat : Who is this

Giulia: AH LOL

Giulia: spelling bee

Nat : An academic ghost

Giulia: thank you NAN

Zee: Nice

Giulia: The chains are already there

Zee: Louder Sam

Nat : lol Sammy

Nat : sHorTlY

Zee: Say it like you mean it sam

Giulia: Shut up

Zee: Cas’s “we're fucked” look

Nat : I'm not their favorite

Nat : snorts

D: So you were a dick to 'em in Hell, huh?

B: No, I did my job. It's Hell. It's not a day spa.

Giulia: well he’s not wrong

Zee: Crowley whiplash

Zee: Poor dean

D: Why are you helping?

Giulia: YEAH why

I told you, I like Hell the way it was. I'm a good soldier.

Can I direct you to Dean’s “surprised” eyebrows at the ‘ I’m a good soldier?’ I think that tell a lot.

Giulia: ESCAPE ATTEMPT

Nat : Dangerous ghosts

Nat : Touble T?

Zee: Jack the Ripper

Nat : Great

Giulia: OH GREAT COOL

Giulia: cool cool cool

Nat : How is Jack the Ripper in the US tho

Zee: Because that’s where the Winchester’s challenged Chuck Nat

Giulia: Idk man...americans likes to have everything

Nat : Claiming ghosts that are not theirs

Giulia: AND of course there must be the stupid humans

Nat : Ah, this reminds me of something

Giulia: Oh look a ghostmeeting

Zee: Claiming ghosts, raising hell. The hell business

Giulia: OH that’s Jack the ripper then

Nat : Apparently MYSTERY SOLVED

Giulia: Where’s the accent

Nat : He apparently adapts

Nat : Wow, that's a great idea to sneak in

Giulia: AH sneeky humans

Zee: WHY?

Giulia: Hope u get killed Stupid fucks

Nat : I can't get over the weird ghosts

Zee: Look at that close up

Giulia: you are so pretty Charles

C: I just think we need to tell the family something. I mean, we found his wife's body.

S: Cass, we will. When we can.

C: When we can?

he’s so done. lol

Nat : The squint of Cas eyes tho

Giulia: always

R: KNOCK KNOCK

Zee: THE QUEEN

R: Am I interrupting something juicy?

Zee: Samuel

R: Castiel ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Giulia: I LOVE THEM

Nat : As if she doesn't want to help

Nat : SAMUEL NO

Giulia: Samuel nou

Zee: Them bow legs

Nat : Dean's hair

Giulia: That stare is so not normal Sam. Please get on with the program

 Nat : I am not entirely happy with these ghosts, honestly

Giulia: Well The ripper is not that bad

Zee: Ketch

Giulia: KETCH

Nat : Ugh

Giulia: what’s that horrible suit tho

Nat : Dean's happy though. He just doesn't know how to show it

I know! he looks a bit happy lol.

but also

I mean...

Nat : Yeah, but that's about it

Giulia: Ketch looks tanned

Giulia: Oh COME ON, can we not

Zee: Asking for single malt whiskey in the middle of the apocalypse. What a queen

Nat : Eyefuck

Zee: Is this awkward or not?

Giulia: They gonna fuk

K: Jack?

B: Um no, I get that a lot

Nat : I get that a lot lol

Giulia: OH SHUT UP

Zee: Now I’m under jacks

Giulia: Oh does ketch knows him

Giulia: OH

Nat : Oh, he is a treat you just don't know it yet

Giulia: Yeah

Zee: What?

Giulia: OH

Nat : Is that Amara

Giulia: HELLO

Nat : Ah

Giulia: AAAH

Zee: WHAT THE FUCK?

Giulia: smite

Nat : I think it's probably the other way round

Nat : He's the darkness

Zee: Game of thrones ending ! Lol

Giulia: NO IT WAS NOT PRETTY GREAT FUCK OFF

Asshole: You said you'd keep us safe.

Zee: Take a deep breath Cas

Giulia: DON T TRY WITH CAS

Nat : The dimples of discontent

R: So, uh, tell me about Arthur Ketch.

Giulia: ROWENA FOCUS

Dean’s not really having it today lol

D: Rowena, we have ourselves a crisis on our hands, okay?  Find yourself another boy toy.

Nat : Boy Toy

Giulia: BOY TOY

Zee: Don’t I ?

Giulia: AHAHAHA

Nat : hey

Giulia: no ok but she really don t

Nat : H E Y

Giulia: AWKWARD

Zee: Dropped the puck

Giulia: oh.......Are we doing this

Nat : Ah great to remind him Cas. Well done

Giulia: Yikes

C: I didn't tell you about Jack, and then after what happened with your mother...

Zee: Yikes

Zee: Shut up

Giulia: YIKES

C: You're angry

Nat : Dean bb

D: This mess... all the messes. It turns out that we're just hamsters running in a wheel our whole lives. What do we have to show for it, huh? Tell me you don't feel conned. God's been lying to you, Cass, forever. You bought into the biggest scam in history.

Giulia: HAMSTERS well he right

C: ou don't think I'm angry? After what Chuck did? After what he took from me?He killed Jack. But that doesn't mean it was all a lie

Zee: Mourning dad

Giulia: Oh no Cass

Giulia: Well he’s not wrong

D: really?

C: Chuck is all-knowing He knew the truth, he... he just kept it to himself.

Nat : Awe Cas

D: Well, now that his cover's blown, everything that we've done is for what? Nothing?

 Zee: Dean is about to snap tho

C: Even if we didn't know that all of the challenges that we face were born of Chuck's machinations, how would we describe it all? We'd call it "life". Because that's precisely what life is. It's an obstacle course, and maybe Chuck designed the obstacles, but we ran our own race. We made our own moves. And mostly, we did well with that.

Giulia: Bb

Nat: Great speech

Giulia: I love it

D: Did we? I'll tell you what we do know. Nothing about our lives is real. Everything that we've lost, everything that we are is because of Chuck. So maybe you can stick your head back in the sand, maybe you can pretend that we actually had a choice. I can't.

Giulia: DEAN

Nat : I can see Demon!Dean a little

Giulia: dean is MAD

Giulia: M. A. D

Zee: You shut your mouth

C: Dean. You asked, "What about all of this is real?" 

 We are.

Zee: WE ARE

Nat : WE ARE

Giulia: WE ARE

Giulia: MY GOD

Nat : SOBA

Giulia: I HAVE CHILLS

Zee: Ok. I love him

Giulia: GREAT SPEECH

Giulia: *clapping *

I can’t believe that actually happened right in front of my salad

Nat : It's not really ME

Giulia: Oh ok

Nat : snorts

D: You guys didn't come up with a cool weapon for Him, did you?

K: No

K: So, um... Tell me about the witch.

Giulia: NO STOP THAT

Zee: Trouble. Ya think dean? You’re in a town filled with idiots

Giulia: im still in cas’ speech tbh

Zee: Focus

Giulia: IT WAS A GREAT SPEECH

Nat : So can we move away from ghosts in the next ep

Giulia: Yeah I’m already tired of them

Nat : I'm salty we waste two episodes on them

Giulia: what

Zee: What?

Giulia: OH

Giulia: OOOOH

Nat : AH

Zee: Aaaa

Giulia: KEVIIIIIN

Giulia: BB

Giulia: MY BABY

Nat : Hello smalls

Giulia: MY BEAUTIFUL STRESSED BB

Zee: Advanced placement

Giulia: wasn’t he in HEAVEN

Giulia: oh great

Giulia: BITCH

Nat : DEAN IS PISSED

Giulia: FUCK HIM

Nat : Dean? I try

Giulia: NO GOD

Giulia: FOCUS NAT

Zee: God’s a dick

Nat : GOD CAN SUCK MY DICK

Giulia: well Amara seems calm

Nat : Ah, that's the oriental room we saw once on IG

Nat : She's not

Zee: She really isn’t

Giulia: Oh look he wanna tap out

Giulia: AHAHAHAH HE ANNOYED HIS SISTER

Nat : It's not you. She knows

Zee: He’s buttering her up

Nat : I thought she was lil sis?

Giulia: Oh what if he needs her for his new project

Zee: The cogs are turning

Giulia: OH HE IS HURT

Nat : I hope that they won't fuck

Giulia: what

Giulia: HEY COME ON

Zee: Nat!! Ffs

Giulia: IT’S 8:30

Zee: It’s not a time thing Giuls

Nat : We are watching SPN at 8.30 what does that say about us.

 Nat : We will be salty the whole da

Giulia: we like pain

B: I guess I just assumed you two pros woulda wrapped it up by now.

Nat : Whiny Kevin?

Nat : Shut up

Giulia: Typical millenial

Giulia: ...WHAT

Giulia: omg

Nat : No, it's actually Gen Z

Zee: What?

Giulia: NICE

Zee: Bitches focus

Giulia: but also

Giulia: ....I DON T LIKE THAT

Nat : Ah great

Nat : Like we all don't worry at all

 Nat : So sick of ghosts UGH

Giulia: oh remember those scenes in the season trailer with dean being conflicted and sad with the colt?

Nat : U

Nat : G

Nat : H

Giulia: SNORTS

Zee: Yeah. Don’t !!

Nat : stop

Giulia: they all know Kevin Tran

Nat : I think it's universal that ghosts knows each other

Giulia: Sam and dean

Giulia: Sam and dean

Giulia: US

Giulia: Our chat is hell lol

Zee: Thanks

Ketch and Rowena flirting again

Giulia: I DON T CARE ABOUT THOSE TWO. UGH WHY IS THERE ORG CHEM

Nat : I AM CONFUSED

Zee: Is this gonna be Ketcena?

Giulia: HATE THAT. Hate all of that. So much

Nat : I swear if we are still stuck in the ghost town by ep 3 I'm gonna flip a fucking table

Giulia: Is this flirting

Zee: Dean is cockblocking for once

Nat : He knew

Giulia: he feels these things

Nat : Ah, they know each other

Giulia: WHY THEY ALL KNOW EACHOTHER

Also Rowena needs to revaluate her standards 

Giulia: what is this

Zee: We’ve established that

Nat : Hey, don't insult Marry Poppins you fuck

Nat : Great

Giulia: ....

Nat : Have I mentioned that I hate ghosts

Giulia: Wow that was lame

Nat : What is this episode

Giulia: Ghosts

Nat : It's lame

Giulia: Why can he do that

Giulia: This is the last we see Kevin

Giulia: Just realized

Giulia: I don t wanna

Giulia: Awe Dean

Zee: Excuse me while I drool a bit

Nat : Meh

Zee: What?

Giulia: Of course

Zee: Oh fuck

Nat : I saw that he wasn't wearing the chain

Giulia: How they took it out tho

Giulia: GREAT

Nat : I'm so not into the episode

Giulia: yeah It s weak

Nat : Both of them were tbh

Giulia: WHY DO I HAVE ADS

Giulia: FUCK

Zee: Yah me too 

Nat : This might be unpopular opinion

Giulia: well it’ll pick up

Nat : Idc

Zee: But is the ghost thing over?

Giulia: 🤷🏼‍♀

Nat : But it makes me mad that we waste 2 episodes

Giulia: Tiny smile

Giulia: KEVIN

Nat : The eyebrow

Giulia: IM SO ANGRY

Nat : Look at the eyebrow

Zee: Relax your forehead Sam

Giulia: SANGRY

Zee: Is that eyebrow stuck?

Giulia: can relate

Giulia: IMMA CRY

Nat : Shut up Belphy

Nat : LOVE YOU GUYS

Giulia: KEVIN BB

Giulia: LOVE U GUYS

Giulia: SOBS

Giulia: SOOOB

Giulia: I love you kevin

Giulia: OH NO

Zee: Oh fuck Oooooffff

Giulia: IS THIS THE FIRST OF THE GOODBYES?

Nat : I feel Amara Amara is my spirit animal

Giulia: You sing backup

Giulia: Oooooooh burn

bUT HEY , maybe Amara will be one of those rare females on spn to not die

Zee: I kinda like her now

Giulia: I’m done chuck

Zee: Petulant

Giulia: Petulant narcissist

Giulia: Oh can Amara seal his ass away

 Giulia: AH SUCKS FOR U

Nat : We'll still be stuck in ghost town next ep aren't we

Zee: Ya think Rowena ?

Nat : Ugh eyes twitch

Giulia: Well it is the major problem

Giulia: TRAILER TIME

after 

Nat : Yeah

Nat : GREAT

Giulia: ...

Giulia: OH NO

Giulia: NOPE

Giulia: NOOOPE

Giulia: NOPE

Giulia: SAM CRYING

Giulia: NO

Giulia: I HATE IT

Zee: WHAT WAS THAT?

Giulia: I HATE THIS

Giulia: FUCK OFF

Zee: Like

Giulia: NO

Zee: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Nat : I'm salty

Giulia: IM ALREADY CRYING

Giulia: Please, It’s too soon for Rowena come on

Giulia: Nat

Giulia: HARD NOPE

Zee: Fuck off

Giulia: HATE IT

Giulia: HATE IIIIIIIT Next episode is canceled

Zee: Like, get in the mood for next ep

Giulia: What next ep?

Zee: We both know we’re gonna be there

Giulia: The next one is 15x04

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awww thanks for the tag @tare8chan :’D)) <333

(i yet again changed the format cus im just so effing chatty it was such an eye sore hahahaha im sorrrsss)

stars or clouds (universe, right??)

tony stark or steve rogers (I WILL NEVER CHOOSE. NO ONE CAN MAKE ME. ALSO, NAT IS THE CLEAR CHOICE)

buzzfeed unsolved or buzzfeed worth it (i’ve only seen unsolved so kinda wins by default haha)

lavender or rose (haven’t really seen lavender irl, cant recall much bout it, roses are nice enough, famous at least, plus a cool plot thing in beauty & the beast haha)

chocolate or vanilla (my sis says vanilla’s barely a flavor n i kinda agree haha)

latte or americano (if americano’s just a shot of pure coffee then yeah the one that’s sweeter please haha)

police procedural shows or hospital shows (this is tough since i watch both but i think im more partial to hospital cus grey’s anatomy owns me hahaha)

fast zombies or slow zombies (they’re more exciting, aren’t they?)

modern films or classic films (more accessible, relatable, and DIVERSE WHOO BB wanna see em asians yalls)

musicals or plays (havent seen a play but even then, i think musicals would still win. music’s my soft spot haha)

hamilton or in the heights (I HAVENT LISTENED/SEEN IN THE HEIGHTS YET EVEN THO I RLLY WANT TO, PLS DONT JUDGE ME HAHA. but tbh i havent completely seen hamilton either, just repeatedly listened to my shot and watched a medley performance tbh so hamilton just wins by default cus i dont know anything bout ith aside from general theme/setting, lin manuel miranda’s involvement in it, and the trailer for the film)

blue lightsaber or green lightsaber (oof tough choice, but as much as i love yoda and his iconically green lightsaber, i gotta go w/ our protagonists’ light saber color, luke and leia’s blue :’’’))

hats or headbands (HATS ARE SO HOT ON UR HEAD AND I ALREADY HAVE THICK HAIR IN A TROPICAL COUNTRY)

queen or elton john (this hurt me sm. elton, i love ur song, the lion king, u in general, and ur biopic film... but queen is too damn powerful and catchy, im so sorry)

multicolored lights or white lights (just funner)

pastels or neons (if it isnt obvious, kinda got this messy chaotic vibe going with me, sooo yeaahh light it up bb hahaha)

flowers or succulents (im sorry cacti, flowers just so prettyyy thoo, im only human :’>>)

log cabin or hotel (they’re nice n clean n air conditioned and all but if imma travel, why not go straight to nature and feel the ambience of it all yknow? kinda missing nature rn. plus havent been to a log cabin yet so here’s hopin heh)

sprinkles or cookie crumbs (i used to like sprinkles till i realized they were basically just colored sugar. COOKIES ALL THE WAY BB)

ghosts or aliens (space n universe exploration yaalllss, righhtt??)

single book or book series (oof this is kinda tough, kinda like the one shot/multi chapter choice haha. a series is more fulfilling but a single’s easier and unfortunately i havent actually finished a series yet so yeah let’s go single. they’ve still made me cry so i cant complain haha)

library or bookstore (yes, you can actually sit in a library all cold n cozy in beautiful silence buuttt the bookstore has a better, more recent selection so it’s joyfully reading with aching legs for this gall whooo)

brunch or dinner (my fam n i are night owls. who even keeps track of time? if bfast is ur first meal of the day, i’ve eaten it at literally everytime. night time is the one consistent time of the day we’ve all eaten something)

snow or leaves (aawww saammeee ughh the the asians who dont have snow, i cryy :’<<)

jean jacket or leather jacket (altho i kinda feel like jean jackets are comfier (leather in a tropical country, hoowww would i even??), since i dont have an actually wearable leather jacket and the AESTHETIC of it has just been forever ingrained in me, i am just dyyinngg to be able to wear one)

tea cup or mug (isn’t cupping ur hands around it all warm n cozys as u take a nice hot sip and blow on it just so nice??)

galaxies or constellations (UNIVERSE, RIGHTT?? also, constellations are just more stuff i dont have energy to learn hahaha)

yaaaayyy im tagging @fangirltrash1312, @justaleapoffaith, @secretlifeofacloud, @kjwolf31, @nicehandsfeet, and @parallelmarvel since i appreciate ya taggin me, thought id return the favor heh :’> stay safe yallsss peacceee <3333

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This.....is the 1000th post on this blog, and I definitely waited until that could be true to post it, and that’s honestly? Very fitting. Seriously, you guys are a m a z i n g and I have literally never done a milestone before so I can’t tell you what it’s supposed to look like?? But we’ve somehow Miraculously (tm) managed to reach 100 followers and - anyway, this is going to be me very unprofessionally gushing about everyone because....I love you all and you’re all amazing aaaaaa. I’m??? Literally so blessed to have made friends and write with all of you. Y’all with multiple blogs, I’m only tagging once so I don’t spam your feed ok? And - as usual, this is going to get Long, because everything I do gets Long apparently. I tried to do it chronologically but IDK how well it worked oops.

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE, THE SUN IN MY EYES, MY MOON AND STARS

@ccrrupticn  / D!!!! you are?? literally the reason I made this blog?? Without you, this thing would n o t mcfreaking exist omg!! You’re such an amazing writer (seriously, you manage so many muses and you give them all such distinct voices??? witchcraft???) and also so ???ridiculously kind! I love gushing to you about our Kids and you’re honestly A Saint (tm) for dealing with all of my blog construction/life related breakdowns, my crazy crossover headcanons and crashing into your inbox rambling about musicals <3 I miss talking to you so hmu whenever you come back if you want!!

@personnages /  Lynna!! You’re like an Actual Angel. I think you were the first person!! who talked to me??  And You were So Nice and Welcoming that you literally soothed half of my fears coming into rpc like immediately?? You basically helped me figure out how diminutives work and you’re responsible for me adding at least 3 of my muses and I cannot tell you how much I love you and every time you pop onto my dash/feed/discord/etc, it just makes me happy inside <3 Definitely 100000% will follow you to every blog (if you’ll have me lmao) regardless of fandom!! i’m super excited about all of our ship/friendship roulettes and you’re just an absolute joy to talk to.

@nikolacvnas / LYDIA goodness you are a W O N D E R. Probably the best? Historically based blog I’ve ever encountered, and definitely one of my favorite parts of the Anastasia rpc!! The care and research and attention to detail that goes into your portrayals are a s t o n i s h i n g? Your Tatya is divine, your Maria is So Lovely and I Cry For Joy that you write Dima honestly. I’d been eyeing your blog for a little bit before I made my own - and I was honestly a little scared of you when we started cause you are a GODDESS and I am a potato, but then we talked??? and you’re hilarious and a ridiculously kind person and I love you? And of course, I love your dog (the cutest in the universe).

@mythostold / LESLIE~  Different blog, same story~ Man, I’ve been following you since maybe day two of this blog being active? No matter which fandom you end up in and which muse you write, you have such!! good!!! takes!!! For one, I love reading your meta posts??? Like you’re just so incredibly passionate about your muses?? And your writing style is so good aaaaaaa it’s so atmospheric. And on top of all of that - you’re??? such a sweet and incredible??? person??? And I love talking to you boo <3 

@lifeawoke  /  NAT BBYSWEET <3 <3 <3  I have told the story of how I did a victory dance when you followed me to d e a t h probably but it’s t r u e your writing is amazing and your blog is amazing and y o u are amazing! You are the Natasha to my Sonya, and literally every time you send me a musing I’m like immediate-goofy-grin-heart-eyes???? It’s honestly a crime we don’t have more threads but like you’re an absolute joy to talk to and meme with and I adore you/your portrayal of beautiful bratty Natasha even if she drives my Sonya up the wall <3 You are Definitely the Funny Mutual lololol I crack up so much talking to you <3

@valianceearned / CARP you’re an amazing person/writer and holy h e c k am I impressed by your OCs!! They’re all so well thought out and developed? Your bios are so detailed and so much love and care is put into all of your characters. And your writing is so Lovely and it’s also very aesthetically lovely like holy heck the amount of work you put into both the content and the formatting? I am agog, I am aghast!! 

@gearsandlevers / Callie!!!!! YOU ROUND ALL THE CORNERS I STRAIGHTEN THE CURVES!! love your kids so much. Your Violet is a delightfully clever and likeable kid, your Evan might have literally walked off the stage two seconds ago, and you’ve put so much thought into your cinnabon stoner Henry. Your dialogue is amazing and I love our headcanon sessions lobbing ideas back and forth with you!! 

@spareisms / HEY MAGGIE GUESS WHAT YOU’RE WORTH MELTING FOR!!  You’re like the sweetest person alive??? How are you an Actual Real Life Disney Princess?? Your Anna is so well characterized and multi layered and I love how she an be so flawed but so brave and just how human she is. I’m very excited for your Anne Shirley too!! You’re a great writer (and a super sweet person aaaa) and I love you!! 

@gcneralvaganov /  Deanna, I have just one question: How? Have we only known each other for like 2 months???? It feels like my dash would literally be incomplete without you??  You play such deeply complex and incredibly flawed muses with such a great depth of respect and humanity. I love all of our AUs (we.....probably have a dozen by now), our long fix-canon tangents, and....look the inevitable conclusion to this whole thing is that we should....basically just write Anastasia tbh???  You’re incredibly funny and kind and talented and I’m so glad I yeeted myself into your IMs that first time 2 months ago! I love you, I love your muses, (Dima and Anya love their Dumb Boyfriend), and I love writing with you! 

@ncvaflows / ALEXA YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND YOU. You??? Unlocked Ultimate AU Mode Ro and it’s like I c a n ‘ t stop?? First off, I cannot believe we literally own the same books and like the same barbie movies. How are we not literally the same person??  (Maybe w e ’ r e Anneliese and Erika lmao). Honestly from day 1 you’ve been so welcoming and lovely and I’m so glad we crashed into each other’s IMs yelling at top volume about random ya lit/movies/aus!! I adore literally all of your OCs (is everyone a b s o l u t e l y sure they’re not canon??? hmmmmm a Mystery)???? In the words of Li Shang, “You WRITE GOOD????” Anyway you’re amazing and I love you <3

WHILE IT’S DEFINITELY MY FAULT FOR BEING AN ANXIOUS BEAN WE REALLY NEED TO TALK MORE OFTEN CAUSE I LOVE YOU

@curtainrisen / Rebekah, dude, you’re a wonder. Your muses??? So diverse, and your voices for them? Super on the nose and amazing. I love your Helene and how human she is, and I really gotta toss more of my kids at you (Super excited for Duke!!). You’re real chill to meme with and I love talking/writing with you!!

@heartlosttravelers / Tor!! I love that you stan Raoul de Chagny So Hard ( the pure cinnamon roll boy deserves it honestly) and you’re super cool and great to talk to! All your muses are a m a z i n g and I always love the read when you pop up on my dash! 

@damerusse / Marie!! You’re hella chill. Your memes???? 10000000% actually legendary. Meming with you cracks me The Heck Up. Lily is forever the puppy dealer, that is all, thank you, gnight. Ok for real though - your Lily is pretty Legendary too and you really got all that Spark and Fire right down. You’re amazing, and I love stalking your threads on my dash!  

@lionhvrted / Fortune, my buddy my pal, we really be Out Here making Jane Austen plots even m o r e rom-com. Like. How did we manage that??? We might be literally magical lmao. We don’t have a ton of stuff going on at the moment but I love our dumb pining kids and I love the justice and humanity you give to your Caroline, and Fitzy loves his (future) wife.

@guvernantka / P R U E I already love our Exasperated Big Sis / Annoying Lil Sis / LITERALLY WHO EVEN ARE YOU YOU SMELLY DUMBASS LIL BRO IN LAW dynamic. You have the Best Sense of Humor (tm) and I’m always catching you when it’s like 12 in the morning here so I’m always cracking up silently in bed trying not to wake my roommies up. 

@anastcsie / I LOVE OUR ANGRY SMOL AND DIRTY TOL YOUNG-BUT-OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR OLDEST DAUGHTER NAMED MARIA ALREADY.  I love your Anya and how feisty and fiery she is (Dima, needless to say, loves his wife) and I love how chill (and hilarious!!) you are as a person. We do have a tendency to turn into angst monsters 24/7 but honestly that’s half the fun!! 

@asundrop / Polly!!!! ok so I know we haven’t really done anything w/ Raps (yet muahaha) BUT b o y was I hella excited when I found someone willing to yell about CDrama with me??? Thank you for being the Eternally Stoic/Always Annoyed Ancient God to my Tiny Dumb Fox Princess?? I love them and I love you (you’re hella cool) so there! 

@moretreasurewithin / KAAAATE goodness it’s only been a couple of days but I’m So Comfortable talking to you already? You’re just honestly really amazingly kind and I love screaming about Anastasia with you. We gotta get more going but I love your Dima and Maria Already (tm) and I love your sense of humor (here’s to torturing Dima with ties!!) and I can’t wait to get to know you better!

@annastrxng / AAAA somehow I managed to chat with you and then?? We never got anything going and it’s definitely mostly my fault cause of that High Anxiety (and also the fact that I got Immediately Busy) but you are literally So Nice and The Most Understanding and super great to talk to!! I hope we get something going in the future!! 

@soulcrossed / ROSE we have the same name I keep forgetting this lmao BUT ANYWAY. All your muses?? Amazing. You gotta throw more of them at me. Your Sophie?? Are you Actually Diana Wynn Jones in disguise?? I love our crazy au/headcanon sessions and I love/hate that you’re The Worst Enabler and I’m inevitably going to end up with the other two Hatter sisters on this blog lmao. 

I HAVEN’T TALKED TO YOU TON YET BUT HI!!! YOU SEEM CHILL!!

@alonecour / @steeledstark / @professor-of-predators / @sclskinn / @dulcettc / @volaticoux / @frxncaise / @argelfrasterr / @i-wrote-myway / @zharptiitsa / @villainsfall / @anyaromanovarp / @agoodandloyalrussian / @aliquisinter 

AND EVERY ONE OF Y’ALL AMAZING PEOPLE OUT THERE I’M ADMIRING SILENTLY FROM AFAR EVEN NOW BECAUSE I CHICKENED OUT OF TAGGING YOU LAST MINUTE CAUSE WHAT IF YOU’RE LIKE “LMAO WHO IS THIS WEIRDO TAGGING ME??” (p.s. this is 100000% permission to slide into my IMs/like a plotting call/etc. I honestly think y’all are hella cool and probably love you already)

[b-lessings]

Get to know me tag 💕

I was tagged by the sweetest Nat ❤️ thanks  @lezzgonat 😘  

Nickname: y’all know by now you can call me whatever you want :D

Zodiac: SAGITTARIUS

Height: 5’’7′

Last movie I watched: It was a Moroccan movie called the unknown love? I think.. 

Last google search: Vocabulary of education ( homegirl is preparing her lesson lmao ) 

Favorite artists: Let’s say, currently it’s OUM, Slimane and Yassine Jarram

Song currently stuck in my head: Hetha Chnowa by Si Lemhaf ( it’s my whatsApp ringtone and I have been ignoring dem calls lmao 😬

Other blog: @tounaghribiya ❤️

Do I get asks: as frequently as I share them

Following: kinda a lot

How much do I sleep: WHAT IS SLEEP

Lucky Number: 4 10 and 17

What I’m wearing: clothes

Dream job: a Mother

Dream trip: Safari in central and western Africa 

Languages: I love them I am passionate about them and I can never get enough! I wish I could go back to focusing on my Spanish tho but I’ve been swamped with my internship lately so .. :( 

Random fact: I am currently craving chickpeas !!

Aesthetics: books and bookshelves, pillows, mattress on the floor, wooden houses, lyrical tattoos, Moroccan architecture, etc...  

I’m tagging none of y’all bitches cuz I gotta go to sleep but feel free to play !! xoxoxoxoxoxo

[buckysgoldenheart]

A Part of The Team: Part 2

Bycky x Reader

Part 2

Based off (Request: Hello! Would you mind doing a oneshot where Bucky and Reader just got married and he becomes more protective of her and sweeter and clingier and his team mates tease him about it ? 😅)

Warnings: Bad language word

Words: 1525

Bucky was extremely lucky and damn, if he didn’t know it. On one hand, he had an amazing wife that he was proud of in both her passion and her strength, but part of him, she would be ashamed to know, was so thankful that there wasn’t a mission that could take her away from him.

It had been four whole months and not a single global catastrophe. Small missions sure, but nothing Steve or Tony couldn’t take on single handedly. So, in the meantime, Bucky took every second of Y/Ns presence as a blessing. He always had really, but ever since her last mission, he couldn’t shake his underlying fear. He wanted a future with this woman that just being married didn’t guarantee, not in this job, but nevertheless, he wanted one.

He wanted the sweet, little 3-bedroom house outside of the city where they could raise their two children, one boy, one girl. Hopefully as beautiful as his beautiful wife.

So, four months for her to heal, to get back on her feet, was an utter miracle and Bucky would thank whomever he needed to for making it happen.

“You’re lost in thought again, Mr. Barnes.” Y/Ns melodic voice soothed from his right.

He turned his head to see you on your side in the bed, facing him, with your hands tucked up under your head. You smelled of lavender. How did you always smell of lavender?

Bucky removed his hands from under his own head and turned to face you. “I have a lot to think about.”

“Oh, do you? That’s uncharacteristic.” You chuckled.

Bucky gaze turned slightly predatory at the tiny jab and, in an instant, he was on top of you, tickling your sides, making you giggle in that way of yours that drove him mad.

“You’re going to regret your words, Mrs. Barnes.” He warned, then leaned down to pepper kisses along your neck before sucking on the sweet skin.

“Not likely.” You snickered between your moans.

He released your now, sensitive skin, and trailed his kisses up your jaw to your lips. They were chapped after a night of sleeping, but you loved it. Then, he parted them further and slipped his silky, soft tongue in to caress your own.

The two of you bounded down the stairs, hand-in-hand and smiling, to go meet your friends for breakfast.

“Oh God, they’re glowing.” You heard Steve, breaking your trance, and snapping your head in his direction.

“Glowing how?” Nat questioned with a squint in her eye.

“You know Nat, glowing…In a sexual manner.” He finished with a whisper.

“Steve said ‘sexual!’” Tony pipped up as he entered the kitchen from behind you.

“Shut the fuck up Tony!”

“Dear God, we are just letting all the wild animals out of their cages today, huh Capsicle?”

“What can I say? You just bring it out in me.” Steve grumbled into his coffee cup.

Tony looked to you with a look of fabricated adoration. “He always knows what to saw to just melt my heart.” Then, he continued his strut over to the refrigerator to pull out a carton of eggs, but you knew about three minutes later he would decide he was too lazy to actually cook and settle for some cereal instead.

He moved to put them back sooner than you thought, but you stopped him.

“Keep the eggs out, Tony.” You said, walking over to him, taking the carton as he held them out for you.

“Yes, Ma’am.”

Bucky followed close behind and wrapped his arms around your waist as you removed some eggs. He kissed your exposed shoulder.

“Eggs?” You questioned.

“Sure.”

He kissed your cheek and released you so you could prepare breakfast and moved to sit by Steve at the island counter.

“You two are awfully lovey this morning.” The blond man smirked, but Bucky was not in the mood for his friends jokes. So instead, he changed the subject to benefit his own teasing.

“How’s Sharon?” Bucky smiled, a little too mischievously.

Steve had developed some serious feelings for the woman after their shared kiss, but he didn’t know how to handle it exactly, so his best tactic was to avoid the issue altogether until he had no choice but to face her again.

“Well, that is certainly hitting a man below his sensitive, super soldier belt.”

Bucky said nothing, waiting patiently for a reasonable answer. Steve only rolled his eyes and huffed.

“I’m working on it.”

Bucky smiled and grasped his friends shoulder, giving it a light squeeze.

“I’m sure you’ll get there.” Bucky smirked, just as you set a plate of eggs down in front of him. You pulled up the chair and sat yourself down, so you could join the conversation, but more importantly, eat. You were starving after your morning with Bucky.

Just as you were reaching for your fork to dive into the fluffy eggs, your husband grabbed your hand in his. You smiled at him and he smiled back before you began to wiggle your fingers out of his clench, but he only gripped harder.

“Nope.” He said, oddly serious.

“What?”

“This hand is mine.”

“How am I supposed to eat my food?”

“Use your other one.”

You puffed out a little breath that caused a strand of hair to float away from your face. “But, I want to use this hand.”

“Sorry doll, but that really isn’t my problem.”

“We are married dear, I thought my problems are your problems.”

“That’s debatable.” He said with that annoying, smug look on his face that only ever reminded you of why you fell in love with him in the first place.

“Ok, how about this?” He raised an eyebrow at your question, assuming there wasn’t a damn thing you could say to make him let go of you. “If you don’t let go of my hand, then I won’t do that thing you like for an entire month.”

Instantly, his eyebrow dropped back into place and his lips parted in a slight shock. “You wouldn’t.”

“I would.”

It took all of one second for him to drop your hand so fast it nearly jerked from its socket towards the floor. He stared at you, unblinking, when Steve cleared his throat overenthusiastically, switching both your and Bucky’s attention to him.

“Look kids, as much fun as this is, it’s a little too early in the morning to hear about your bedroom relations.”

At Steve’s words, Bucky saw his opportunity and his eyes lit up as he chuckled. “Steve, would you prefer we leave so we can get back to our bedroom relations?”

The silence that followed was deafening and hysterical and your giggles began to bubble up over your straight face. Bucky followed and soon you were both laughing so hard you didn’t even notice when Steve mumbled a ‘bye’ and left the room.

You felt bad, but lately, Steve had been so sensitive to any talk of sex in any form by anyone. More so than usual, that is.

“Did we cross a line, Buck?”

“No. Our boy will be fine. He’s just nervous about this ‘Sharon’ thing.

“I could talk to her…”

Bucky turned his head to you before stuffing a bite of eggs past his lips. “Give him a week. If he doesn’t make a move, then yea, maybe you should give her a call.”

“You don’t think it would make him mad?”

Bucky just shrugged his shoulders like a little boy after being asked if he was the one who drew on the wall with crayons. For some reason, he felt guilty for Steve not having someone yet. To Bucky, it just seemed like there was a lot of Steve’s time spent looking for him and not finding someone to share a life with like he had when he found you. “I just want him to be happy.”

“I know, baby.” You smiled and reached up a hand to run your fingers through his silky hair. You wanted Steve to be happy, too. He was the one to convince you that Bucky wasn’t such a bad guy and that he deserved a chance almost 2 years ago. Steve deserved to be with someone just as much as anyone else and you knew Sharon was the woman he would choose, if he only had the nerve to set aside all worry and just go for it.

Getting the two of them together would be your new mission, since you hadn’t been on one in four months. Not that you didn’t enjoy the peace, but it was like telling an artist not to paint, or a chef not to cook. Missions were your job and you were trained to factor them into your life, so now that they were not, you felt a little out of place. Honestly, you needed to find some way to occupy your time, especially considering your husband would never let you on another mission again once he found out your little secret. And give it another month or two, there would be no keeping it from him even if you wanted to.

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[ohmcrvel]

Dancing on my own (2/3)

masterlist

pt1 pt2 pt3

Summary: after joining the Avengers your heart grew bigger every day, but seeing the man you were slowly falling in love with loving other girls the mission that involved you singing nightly in a song bar, results in a confession through song…

Note: based around the song Dancing on my own, you don’t have to listen while reading but it’s a good listen!

Thank you all for the love on the last part! Make sure to like, comment and reblog loves x

Pairings:

Bucky x Reader, avengers x reader

Warnings: slight-angst,swearing,fluff & sad shit ❤️btw you can speak/ translate german in this cos like btw bro in my world you’re a top-level shield agent bad ass ex-assassin who is also I fucking genius and specialised in psychology and languages at uni as who doesn’t love a psychologist, analysis polyglot, bad ass!

realising you had stayed hidden from 8am-8pm you couldn’t show your face, you thought everyone would think your selfish or would ask what’s wrong, so you slept, you slept until the sound of F.R.I.D.A.Y’s voice awoke you at 7am,

“Mrs (Y/L/N) please report to the mission room.”

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Usually you would wake up with your signature sunny smile that was a wonderful sight to the team, but instead today you greeted them with a blank face as Bucky noticed your now colourless eyes that were swarmed with a mix of sadness and anger as your grey sweatpants and Steve’s oversized hoodie hung over your body as you plodded into the meeting room, it broke his heart.

Bucky passed you (y/f/d), hoping it would be a accepted as a peace offering but you simply grabbed it and threw it perfectly in the bin without looking at it or him as faces of the team were still with shock as their eyes switched between Bucky and you due to your unusual amount of anger,

“Well since little miss sunshine finally joined us let’s get on with the mission.” Tony’s cheeky comment got him a death glare as his sarcastic self-made his way over to the table, he shrugged of your laser-like stars while the sound of a chuckle from bucky caused you to turn your hand into a fist as Nat grabbed your shoulder making you focus on Tony’s PowerPoint, not your plan to pummel Bucky to death.

“This is Mikel Wassant. One of Hydras young elite, we don’t know specifically how far he is up that crazy chain of command but you we know he’s important and has done bad shit.” The mention of Hydra made Buckys jaw clench, out of memory you nearly grabbed his hand, usually in meetings, you would slyly lace your fingers in his put today you simply read the file,

“Why the fuck is my file in German?” Sam interrupted as Tony began to speak again

“Ah shit you’ve got (Y/N)’s one, I accidentally picked up the original German file plus seven English and Steve was like ‘Why weren’t you focus -“ Tony rambled on and you grew impatient, you just wanted to go on the mission and shoot this son of a bitch, Mikel. You quickly grabbed the file out of Sams’ hand and replaced it with your one,

“ Here. “ your body landed back into your chair,”Get on with it stark.” You snapped at him as your eyes scanned the paper while you began translating the German text making notes in the column as you went. The sound of you pencil was the only thing heard in the room for a few seconds,

“Oh uh um. We’ve recorded him and a few of his friends who are fellow hydra agents going into a men’s club consistently every two days.” He clicked onto the next slide as pictures of the 4 men stepping into the bar, Rot Achtung.

“Inside sources have reasons to believe that there is an underground hydra weapon smuggling facility that Mikel is in charge off and our mission is to infiltrate and shut it down.” Tony flipped onto the final PowerPoint which was a photo of Mikel with a massive red X over him.

“Tony hate to break it to you but me, (Y/N) and Wanda are women so unless you want us to go in undercover we aren’t getting into an elite men’s club” Nat sassed at him

“Well Romamoff looks like you didnt read the file. Rot Achtung is also a singing club that has live music every night and one of you special ladies in the room need to become a new performer.” Nat grunted at tony as you flicked through your notes,

“(Y/N) can do it.” The sound of Wandas voice mentioning your name broke the silence and your attention.

“Wait what!” You reply in shock

“Oh come one (Y/N/N) ! Nat and I heard you sing at that karaoke bar after Nat got you drunk! You were amazing!” Wandas cheerful voice discussed

“I second that” Nat confirmed before drinking her coffee

“I’ll third it, I caught you singing my kids to sleep and you made me cry.”Clints response caused you to blush as you didn’t think he heard you singing that one night

“Uh um how much si-singing would I have to do?” nervousness took over your body as you hands tapped on the table,

“Just once on the Friday night, the rest of the week we’ll inspect the place until we catch a break. You sure your up to this sunshine?” Tony question with sincerity

“Sure, Fuck it” I responded

You had two days until you all left for Chicago so you spent your time practising moves with Nat, running with Steve and replacing your daily sparring sessions with Bucky with singing practice with Wanda. The tension was high those two days so blowing off steam by demolishing a couple of sand bags was the best way forward.

The rumble of the qunijet awoke you from your sleep as the lights of Chicago could be seen out your window. Tony took no time to settle as he ushered you all into a kitted our minivan that would be parked across the street from the club. The boys went in as they began to blend in with the groups while you, Nat and Wanda stayed in the van connected to them by comms as they helped out with security while you analysed the people in the room.

The week flashed by so quickly your pizza filled self-didn’t realise until the night that it was ‘Angelica Daniels’ time to sing and the worst part was, Bucky was on surveillance in your area.

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[meganmazing]

An All Phlint Rec List!

One guess which pairing I fell head-first into this time...

Need more time? No problem, I’ll give you a hint. It involves SHEILD’s #1 eye in the sky and his long-suffering, slightly anal-retentive handler. The purple Avenger and the dead-not-dead agent. You know them, and if you don’t already love them, these fics will fix that for you. Sorry in advance for how long this is, but there are so many fics and I have too many feelings.

Some of them even feature Pizza Dog, because we are a blessed fandom.

Most of these are rated Explicit, but not all! I even mention a G-rated fic, and I’m proud of me for branching out my recs. I don’t read non-con/dub-con, and I’m not usually into ABO stuff, so you won’t find any of that here, if it’s a concern. Just in case, read the tags! I also don’t read unhappy endings, becasue I’m not about that life.  

Click the bold titles (sometimes the little lines indicating a link aren’t there, but the link still is) and don’t forget to leave kudos/comments on the ones you love, to spread that love to the authors! And as always, there will always be more fics that I love/bookmark/scream about in my bookmarks page on my ao3 account: megamazing

College AU

Launch Your Assault by foxxcub  Words: 30k  Rating: E

Phil Coulson was more than halfway through his six year plan, and everything was chugging along nicely.

Unfortunately, he hadn’t foreseen a cocky junior Art major waltzing into his life, or his floor.

So this is within the same universe as Bulletproof, a stony College AU fic, but I never read that one. Phlint College AU’s I love, but not so much with stony? I have weirdly subjective preferences when it comes to fics.

However, I will rec this one with my dying breath. It is Phil’s POV, and I have such a soft spot for college age Phil now, thanks to this story. As a college student myself, I felt that everything was really realistic and I believed everything. More than that, I want to give both the boys a hug. They need it after this. 

Also, as you’ll see later on in this list, I love the “fuck buddies” trope with hidden feelings that are so not hidden it’s embarrassing. And heartbreaking. As much as I want to hug Phil, I also think he needs a swift kick or seven.  

Safety Not Guaranteed by foxxcub  words: 4k+ (nearly 5k) Rating: M

Phil was informed of the Sigma Iota tradition of White Elephant two weeks before Christmas break. He’d heard of other chapters on campus having holiday parties and had figured the SI’s did the same.

But he was quickly learning the SI’s didn’t do things quite like other fraternities.

Short, sweet, and funny. Of course this would happen to them, within a group of people where blatant, verbal communication is a practically a foreign notion. I laughed, I sympathetically cringed, and there are sexytimes, too. What’s not to love here, really? (Wade has a great cameo, too, so of course this was going on the list)

I'll Learn To Dance If You Promise Not To Laugh by torakowalski  words: 10k+ rating: E

A College AU in which there are long distance relationships, misunderstandings, and no one actually spends any time in college.

The insecurity in this fic kills me in the best way. Clint puts on an act sometimes, acting stronger and suaver than maybe he feels. When your bf is older and cooler and smarter and too good for you, what else can you do? Naturally, that strategy works great until it doesn’t. 

Thor, Darcy, and Jane are wonderful and I just want more of them! I would never have pictured them as Phil’s roommates, but it works so well and watching Clint interact with them is great. 

Everyone deserves a hug: Clint for being a sweet idiot, Phil for being a well-meaning moron, and the roommate squad for putting up with their shit and making it fun.  

(more torakowalski fics in the final section, because I’m in love with their work and need to throw more at you)

Other AU

Kindergarten ‘verse by soniclipstick (veriscence)  total words: 38k+ Respective ratings: E, G, and E

Kindergarten teacher Clint Barton has never been in a healthy stable relationship in his life. Hell, mostly he doesn't bother leaving his house unless his best friend drags him out for 'socialising'. He's happy with his life as a hermit; he has a dog, and fifteen sticky tiny humans to teach core skills to. That's more than enough commitment for him

But that's all about to change when the new school year brings along with it some major surprises, such as Phil Coulson, the widowed father of one of his students and owner of the bluest eyes Clint's ever seen.

(summary from the first fic in the series)

I am rec’ing the whole series here, because I want to curl up and live in the world the author created. It has everyone you could think of wanting to see from both general Marvel canon and also Agents of SHIELD. Look, as I’m writing this, I want to go back and re-read the first fic. As the author states in the tags, it’s totally Fraction’s Hawkeye, aka my favorite and the best (soz MCU Clint, you’re cool too, sometimes).

This could have been so stupid. It’s a kindergarten teacher AU, it very easily could have been something I read two paragraphs of and clicked away. But it isn’t. When the author says fluff and angst, they mean it. It hurt my heart and made me giddy by turns. Also, sexytimes. But the feelings! I connected so much with Clint in this, and felt so much for Phil, and the payoff feels so earned by the time it happens.

The supporting cast is phenomenal, and it may be my favorite of this whole list, which is saying a lot because I love them all. Even the smaller cameos were hilarious and made me smile.

EVEN IF YOU READ NO OTHER FIC ON THIS LIST, READ THIS SERIES.

Pre-Avengers (mostly)

Slow and Soft by onthewaters  Words: 23k Rating: E 

When Coulson adds Barton to his team, he expects smartassery. Except there isn't any...

This is it. This is the story I was looking for and craving without even knowing it. That may make zero sense, but I don’t know how else to put it. The writing and the storytelling here are on another level, and I mean that in the best possible way. It shows them getting together - including the beginning of the incredible friendship between the trio (Nat, Clint, and Phil) and Nat and Clint's bond - as well as the most believable/subtle pinning I’ve read in awhile. 

Phil's characterization is the best in this one. It’s his POV, and his personality just shines. This is one of the ones I really treasure, and I won’t apologize for how extra I am about it. 

Operation Snapdragon by Laura Kaye (laurakaye) words: 10k+ rating: E

They’d decided to call it Operation Snapdragon, Jasper had explained, because snapdragons meant “deception” in the language of flowers.

It would be more accurate to call it Operation Rip Out Phil's Heart And Grind It Beneath The Feet Of Mobsters, but apparently there wasn't a flower for that.

The humor is on point, and I am a sucker for pining!Phil and sarcasm. It’s a fake marriage fic, where they’re undercover as a couple. Tell me that doesn’t sound perfect for these two. BUT WAIT, there’s more: they’re already a thing before the fake marriage mission, and Phil has been feeling insecure in the relationship! Voicing concerns in a healthy manner is out of the question, naturally. Idiots.

It takes place over six months, featuring flashbacks to how Phil ended up in a strip club run by the mob, smiling lovingly at his husband while a mobster talks about how great they are together. 

Plenty of miscommunication on par with the trope, and you just want to give Clint a hug, becasue you know what’s going on, but Phil can’t catch a hint. It has art at the end, too, which is adorable.

The Clothes that Make the Man by orderlychaos  words: 17k+ rating: E

There was something comforting in the way Clint could focus on Coulson’s dry, deadpan tone as bullets and explosions sounded around him. Come rain, hail or bursts of experimental weaponry, Agent Coulson would be there, calm and controlled in that damn suit, like the personification of order against chaos.

However, contrary to rumour, Phil Coulson was not born in a suit. This is the story of how Clint Barton glimpsed the man underneath and fell in love.

(Or five times Clint saw Phil outside of a suit and the one time he wore a suit himself).

IT’S A FIVE AND ONE, boys, we’ve made it. This my favorite trope in all of fanfiction history. It’s also pre-avengers for the first half, but then kinda after? Coulson isn’t dead and doesn’t appear to ever have been, but in the later chapters, the Avengers are a thing? I’m not sure about timelines. It’s an AU, and it’s awesome. 

The important part is that there’s Clint POV and insecurity on both sides, as well as really sweet moments and pinning galore. Plus, it’s rated E, so obviously that too. It’s fairly lighthearted in general as well (meaning there are feelings and angst but there aren’t feelings and angst, if you know what I mean), and after some of the angst on this list, lighthearted fics are a gift. 

Coulson Lives - Reunion

Give a Dog a Bone by  Laura Kaye (laurakaye)  Words: 86k+ Rating: E

What do you do when your dead best friend turns up alive after three years? a) yell at him b) hug him c) ignore him to his face while following him around the Tower like a creeper d) maybe fall in love with him a little e) all of the above

Best summary, or best summary? 

This does not have enough kudos or recognition. I know it’s at nearly 960, and that’s a great amount, but it deserves so much more! I still think about this story, and it’s another one I want to re-read soon. 

When I mentioned Pizza Dog, this is one of the ones I had in mind.   

And Kate!!! His friendship with Kate is everything I’ve ever wanted. And his friendship with Tony, and obviously Nat. Basically, I love Clint having friends and getting to be petty becasue holy shit he deserves to be petty after everything SHIELD has put them all through. At the same time, nothing feels like Phil!whump or emotionally beating a character down unnecessarily. 

Clint does everything I want him to, and some stuff I didn’t even know I wanted him to do. There is so much pain, as you’d expect, but there is so much payoff and the balance is perfect. I connect with Clint’s characterization in general, but especially here. Just yes. 

Phil’s journey with the loss of his hand and adjusting to life with a prosthetic is also really cool, and something I hardly ever see. Same goes for Clint’s hearing loss. He isn’t deal, but and is completely capable/confident in himself, but there are struggles at times that make me wonder if the author has personal experience because it’s stuff I recognize from my mom’s experiences.  

doesn't matter if I bleed by t_fic (topaz), topaz, topaz119 (topaz)  Words: 25k+ Rating: E

Clint's never pretended to be deep. He's just the guy who sits back and watches, the guy who makes the shot when he needs to. He's seen a lot of crap in his time, sat through a lot of fucked-up scenes to get to where he needs to be, but this, now--he can't stand another second of it.

This feels like an argument for why the pairing works, and I loved it. It really deep dives into the issues all three of them - Clint, Nat, and Phil - have in a way that feels so real and relatable to me, personally, that it cut me right to the core. I still can't get over the incredible friendship between Clint and Nat in this. I loved every minute, and every win was so, so deserved. I want to curl up and live in the world the author created, tbh. Also, there are sexytimes. Can't forget those.

Tony also has the line early on that nearly made me cry: "Someone has some serious fucking explaining to do, because you," he pokes at Coulson, "we fucking buried you." The scene is already so emotionally charged, and then this and it kills me becasue of all the off-page backstory and emotional weight it gives for the rest of the story.

I’m emo and dramatic about all of these, but I mean it when I say it feels like proof for why Clint and Phil work. Just, yes.

Coulson Lives - some point after the off-page reunion

The Best Bad Ideas by copperbadge words: 17k+  rating: M

When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.

Oh yeah, you read that right. It’s just as funny as it sounds, and all of a sudden you get hit with the angst and it works. Even so, this one is a lot lighter and it’s fun. Cap and Co’s reactions are just as funny, and the gossip sessions between the ensemble are some of my favorite bits. (side note: why have I never considered the badass-ery that would be a Nat and Melinda May friendship?) 

Pine Lake Oasis by infiniteeight  words: 32k+  rating: E

When SHIELD gets intel that an arms dealer might soon be receiving Chitauri technology, Fury sends Clint and Coulson undercover to establish surveillance, ingratiate themselves with the arms dealer and his right hand man, and possibly intercept the sale. The catch? The arms dealer and his lieutenant are apparently posing as a couple, which means the best way for Clint and Coulson to get close is to pose as a couple, too. The longer the op goes on, the more Clint wonders which relationship is more real.

MORE PRETEND MARRIED TROPES! We can never have too many, in my humble opinion. This one is very different from the mobster one, because it’s set in suberbia with plenty of nosy neighbors and also some arms dealers who are also posing as a couple. Frankly, I’m not sure anyone is posing as anything in this fic when it comes to feelings. 

The domesticity in this story is so good and it’s so sad watching them get used to it and hearing Clint think it can’t last...but then! And everything feels earned by the end, instead of just tossed in. You watch them get closer over the course of the story and I love it. 

They’re sassy and sarcastic and funny, and so true to the characters we’ve come to love that it all feels so believable. 

Just torakowalski Fics 

(Yes. I did add a whole section just for one author. If I hadn’t, every category would be overrun, and there are so many good fics out there! But this author gets me, and more importantly, gets Clint and Phil, so it had to be done.)

Been Looking at You Forever  words: 18k+ (closer to 19k)  rating: E

Clint and Phil are friends. Friends who have sex. That’s all there is to it. Honestly. 

Fuckbuddies with a healthy dose of accidental relationship because whoops, who knew “casual” sex with hidden feelings would lead to complications and more feelings?? Set post-Avengers movie, and including all the main faves as side characters. 

Guys, I’ll be real with you for a second. I don’t ship either stucky or Tony/Pepper, and yet this has both as background but blatant relationships. And I still don’t ship them, but I believed it within the story and I wasn’t bothered? If that doesn’t tell you how good of a writer tora is...

I am addicted to the way they write Clint and Phil, and the fact that it doesn’t look like they’ll be writing more for that pairing makes me hold on tighter to the stories we do have. Sure, the premise of this fic is a trope, but the relationships between the characters puts it on another level for me. This one will make you crave more of this trope out of all your fave pairings, trust me.

And All the Clocks Came Back to Life  Words: 4k+ Rating: T

Phil Coulson isn't a big fan of birthdays, but they're better than being dead.

Pizza Dog is a character again, and so is my favorite apartment complex in Marvel Comics continuity. This is the sweetest story (it’s also the shortest one on this list *gasp*) and it doesn’t have anything explicit, which I know some people prefer, but trust me. The way tora writes these boys is so worth the read. I have the warm-fuzzies just thinking about this fic again - I dare you not to feel like smiling with this one. Naturally, there are grounded feels too, and I just want to protect Clint with my whole being. Luckily, I’m pretty sure Coulson does, too. 

Both characterizations are on point.

Keeping the World at Bay  Words: 25k+ Rating: E

Finding out that Phil's alive and working with a new team isn't easy for Clint, and neither is helping Captain America track down the brainwashed Hydra assassin that used to be Bucky Barnes. 

This is another one where I still don’t ship stucky, but god damnit I’m here for everything in this fic. Clint gets to be fucking amazing in this one, both physically and on an emotional connective-ness level. It uses his own neuroses and backlog of problem/coping mechanisms and puts them to use in the best way. You know, if you’ve seen the movie Age of Ultron (meh movie overall but there are elements I adored) that Clint has the potential to fill the mentor position so well. He gets to do that here, or at least begin down that sort of path, and I loved it. 

For all my stony babes, I urge you to give it a shot. Just this once, let me peer pressure you.

I am also always here for Clint getting to be pissed off, because HELLO, he’s got a right. And my heart went out to Phil so hard. Guys, it’s a double reunion fic, as well as the first time potential best friends meet, why are you sleeping on this??

Back to The Place You Are  Words: 7k+  Rating: E 

Phil Coulson was sitting two tables over from Clint and wearing his Dress Blues. This was making concentrating on anything else pretty much impossible.

Normally, I am Not A Fan of fics where they are broken up from the get-go. Or maybe I just have to be in the right mood/mind set for that brand of angst. AND YET. This fic.  

It’s Tony and Pepper’s wedding, and naturally Phil has to dress the part right? Clint should have been prepared, but clearly, he was not. This one is pretty much smut with angst and feels, and like Clint, I was not prepared for how much I would love reading it. 

What We've Got Here Is Enough words: 7k+ rating: E

They don’t fuck in the Avengers’ Mansion, that’s rule number one of Having A Secret Relationship With Your Ex-Handler.

This one was great, and involves how the rest of the team finds out about their relationship. Not a ton to say aside from what I’ve already said about how tora writes these two! 

Want more recommendations? Let me know! Maybe I ship what you ship and we can scream about the great fanfic together.