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#thanks mattel
alldollsarevalid · 1 year
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I was really looking forward to getting these shoes but the doll was packed weird and now the ankle strap is all bent out of shape.
Maybe I can dip them in hot water and reshape.
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Leo: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Karai: I killed a guy.
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homicidalbrunette · 4 months
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I'm calling this video "everything is shit but it's okay because we have each other."
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booksandabeer · 9 months
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It's still early but I'm calling it now. Greatest acceptance speech performance of awards season definitely goes to Margot Robbie for smiling through her teeth while accepting the bullshit award for "Cinematic and Box Office Achievement".
Regardless of my personal opinions about the movie, THIS (well except for that Billie Eilish song but honestly who cares about that, it's not even really the best song from the movie!) being the only win for Barbie feels like such a barely veiled insult. Like 'Hey Greta, hey Margot, thanks for basically keeping all of Hollywood afloat this year by making a gazillion dollars with this movie that millions of people loved, but no, we're still not gonna give you a real award for this.'
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petrovna-zamo · 5 months
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Trixie & Katya talking about astrology
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The island princess is like the only time i've enjoyed a plotline resembling a love triangle.
Like you have 2 characters with feelings for one another, but bc of the circumstances, feel like they can't be together/dont deserve each other, and the person who one of them has been told they should want to be with and is also trapped by the narrative is their no. 1 supporter, bc they know two pining idiots when they see them.
like ugh that's literally the best part of the movie for me so i dislike when people try to just make the island princess about tika hate
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hellafluff · 11 months
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if i had a nickel for every time there was a fashion doll from the 2010s that was a pink and black colored cross between a skeleton and a moth id have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot
BUT ITS REALLY WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE
I NEED VERA SHE BELONGS NEXT TO BONITA THEY ARE SISTERS TO ME
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yoan-le-grall · 13 days
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cxndycl0wn · 1 year
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he’s just like me fr
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princessg3rard · 11 months
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I just need u guys to know that both trixie mattel and gerard way’s careers have been created because they liked watchmen and were inspired by it.
THEM
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queerness is truly a spectrum and watchmen is the eldrich god controlling it <3
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malibu-barb · 1 year
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📷: cmg755
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zamsandwich · 4 months
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homicidalbrunette · 10 months
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I do love a little drag mom Katya moment
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petrovna-zamo · 6 months
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disinhume · 4 months
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Ohhhhh honey, is that too faaaaar?
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