#thanks for uhh the message and take care yes? ^^;

[atsu-i]

Hi! Sorry, I'm really trying to find one of your posts and it would be great if you could help me with the name of the manga 🥹

The manga is about 2 guys in the School (they were friends some time ago) and a shy girl is in love with one of them (boy 2), the other friend (boy 1) is trying to help the shy girl so she can confess her love, but he (boy 1) starts to catch feelings for her in the process. Then, we realize the boy 2 is gay and he's in love with his friend (boy 1), and the best friend of the shy girl is lesbian.

The story really caught me, if maybe you recognize the story I'd appreciate it :3

Pdt: amazing blog by the way

hi ^^

[loveanddeepdick]

matchup #11

matchups are closed!

the sound of laughter fills the air, your first date is with…

satoru gojo!

the sun had already hit the horizon, red, orange, and purple hues coloring the sky as you intertwined your fingers with gojo’s. you were listening to him yapping about something silly geto had said earlier when a stuffed animal caught your eye.

“toru! let’s go there!”, you gasped, pointing at the stall with a giant pink teddy bear hanging from the side

“uhh— heh, how about funnel cakes?”, gojo chuckled before you huffed and pulled him to the stall.

the game was simple, toss three balls into each hole and you get the prize. gojo knew it was 100% rigged but he’d be damned if you didn’t go home happy.

you saw the people in front of you lose twice in a row, emptying their pockets before leaving unhappily.

“maybe we shouldn’t..”, your voice trailed off before gojo stopped you, taking out his wallet to start playing.

“don’t worry, babes, i got this”, he grinned, grabbing the balls to throw.

he in fact lost ten times in a row.

you grimaced in embarrassment, tugging on his jacket slightly to signal that you wanted to leave. gojo shook his head again and while you were covering your face, turned away, he slid the worker a $50.

“look, darlin”, he gently grabbed your wrists, showing off the bear to you.

you gasped, squealing before hugging the bear and him at once, jumping up and down.

“thank you, thank you, toru!!”, you smiled, grabbing the bear and admiring its fluffy face.

you’d definitely be giving him a reward later too.

┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈

“a-ah, toru, there’s p-people!”, you gasped, shoving your face in embarrassment into the bear.

“yeah? you told me we could do it anywhere, baby”

you were in the back seat of gojo’s slick black mercedes in the middle of the fair parking lot. it’d been long closed but you didn’t wanna risk it. he had you laying on your tummy on the bear as he fucked you from the back, enjoying how your ass jiggled when it hit his pelvis

“you getting shy, baby?”

“no! it’s just—ah! there’s people outside!”

“yeah? let them hear”

his dick was pounding you so rough, you could swear you were seeing stars. the tip of his dick was dragging into your g-spot so good that you were drooling onto his prize.

“careful, baby—fuck! where do you want me?”

“inside, please, satoru!”

“dirty fucking girl, you want all those people to see me using my cute little date, huh?”

“yes, gojo just please make me cum!”

“then take it, baby, take all of me”

┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈

you leaned against your windowsill, letting out a dulcet sigh as you watched gojo’s car drive away. smiling, you got up but not before you heard a buzz from your phone.

the smell of salt air fills your nostrils, your second date is with..

┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈

rafayel qi!

you let out a short groan before putting your phone down. rafayel has always been a little protective over you. you two had always had some feelings for each other but never made anything official.

you went to the bathroom, cleaning up and changing into a comfortable pair of pajamas until he texted again. rolling your eyes, you picked up your phone. your eyes bulged at the message, nearly dropping your phone as your hands shook in nervousness as you texted back.

rafayel? your rafayel asking you out on a date? he was so indecisive he’d rather die than pick out what to eat for breakfast. you could barely sleep that night or function the next day, jittery from nervousness.

when you arrived at the fair, there he was in all his tall glory, the sunset making his purple hair glow. his eyes locked onto yours before he smiled, taking your hand.

“rafayel, be for real right now, is this a date?”

“what else would it be?”

“i don’t know, okay! it’s hard to tell with you..”, you fidgeted with the sleeves of your sweater, not being able to make eye contact with him. there was a moment of silence before rafayel opened his mouth again.

“i got jealous when i saw that blue eyed freak—“

“don’t call him that!”

“okay, okay! i got jealous when i saw gojo win you that bear. it should’ve been me”

you looked up at him, his eyes already on yours, searching for any sign of reciprocated feelings. you pursed your lips, biting the inside of your cheek before you grabbed his hand, taking him to a stall with a giant bunny as a prize.

“win it. then i’ll be yours.”

┈┈・୨ ✦ ୧・┈┈

“say it, say you’re mine”, rafayel groaned in your ear as he pushed you down onto your bed

“i’m yours, raf”, you whispered, enchanted by his face. his eyebrows were slightly furrowed, his eyes trailing down your body as you undressed yourself. he fumbled with his belt before pushing off his pants and boxers, pumping his cock as he engulfed your lips with his.

“i’ve been wanting to do this for so long”, he mumbled as his hands trailed to your pussy, rubbing his fingers along your slit, “don’t ever go out with anyone else again, promise me”

you couldn’t guarantee, you knew how rafayel was, but in the heat of the moment, you nodded your head and rubbed your thumb along his cheek.

he thrusted into you slowly, enjoying your warmth as he whined into your ear, caging you in his long arms.

“mine”

[asksuccubussides]

What if you were an asexual succubus, wouldn't that be fucked up or what

Chapter 22

Masterpost of chapter

"What the bloody hell are you blabbering on about?!" Janus methodically locked eyes with each of the demons as he yelled "Virgil? My Virgil? The guy who can't order food on his own? He would be anything but human? Oh yeah because that makes ssssso much sense!"

Logan missed the sarcasm completely, "Yes it does make sense, or else you would be dead right now"

For the time being Remus could tell Janus that the sky was blue and he wouldn't believe but Logan saying it made Virgil being non-human seem far too real. The memories of Virgil's foster parents always mysteriously getting ill soon after adopting him and having to return him to the orphanage came flooding back. His panic at even the thought of Janus moving away from him. His-

Janus couldn't hold back his erupting laughter. He laughed while his chest heaved up and down and his fingers snapped over and over to hold themself busy "This isn't real. That's not real. Nope. Nope. I'm putting that away. I'm not thinking about it. Nope" The vein near his temples looked like it was about to burst "What I need- What I need is…Is….Chocolate. Yes. Perfect. I just need a self care day. Yes. Yep Yep"

Patton glanced over to his husband and shrugged as if to ask if this was a appropriate human reaction or not. Logan half shook his head.

The human suddenly turned and walked back into the house to which the demons quickly followed, Remus followed with his tail literally between his legs. Janus was walking circles in the kitchen while writing in the notepad he had found on the counter. The demons bundled up around the doorframe and watched the (to them) fragile human.

"You!" Janus said as he pointed to Patton. He ripped off the notepad page and pushed it against the demon's chest "Go to the closest store and buy all of this. Now!"

Patton took the note which was actually just a grocery list before doing a feeble attempt at cheering him up by going in for a big warm paternal hug but Janus swiftly moved out of the way.

"What definition of now are you living by because to me now means this second" The human snarked.

The older demon got the message and quickly flew away as Janus clicked the pen over and over and set his sights on Remus. He went up close to his ex-boyfriend and looked directly into his eyes at the same time that he rammed the point of the pen right into the spot of his bandages where the wound had been left on his arm

Remus' immediate reaction was so fake moan while his tail twitched slightly, twitch that quickly turned into a happy wag at how close Janus was to him even if he only was that close to hurt him.

"Please don't tell me to go away" Remus begged.

"Take off that stupid collar" Janus spat back. "You don't have the right to wear something that I gave you"

"Please. I don't even have to be your boyfriend or friend I just wanna be close to you. I can be your dog. I didn't wanna hurt you"

"Uhh I didn't want to hurt you wahhh"

Repeating his words like that was childish and Janus knew that but he couldn't muster anything any more mature. He pathetically grabbed at the collar and tried to pull it off but obviously it was way too sturdy to simply be pulled off like that.

"Just leave! Go fly around for an hour! I don't care! I am not the one who is supposed to be hiding away while you get to strot around the house! YOU are the one who should go and hide in shame!"

Remus let his head hung down as he snapped the collar off and let it drop to the ground "I saved your life. My brother would have killed you if I hadn't swooped in"

"Oh I see! I'm alive because of YOU! I'm alive because of Virgil! Is there someone else I've missed writing a thank you note to about my continued existance!"

"I just wanted to remind you I care about you" Remus hung his head in, for the first time, shame as he turned to leave I'll go and kick trees I guess"

He had already started to walk away when janus spat out "It's a bloody good thing you demons don't have parents because not even a mother could love anything about you!"

The demon laughed and spun midstep to show his smile "That's a good one!"

Once he had left and the only ones remaining in the kitchen were Janus and Logan the human slumped down by the table and put his head in his hands. The demon sat down next to him but didn't try to comfort him, he simply stayed by and watched in silence.

"Can you" Janus did an exasperated sigh "Can you tell me the rest of it? You had the plauge and then what happened? How are you....Still here?"

"My husband has more information than I do"

"I want to hear it from you though. Tell me"

Logan took his glasses off to rub the bride of his nose as if to bring the memories back "Alright. The fever admittedly makes my recollection a bit hazy but-"

-

Scotland 1625

The swollen buboes had at first only appeared around his neck but by thne Logan was already so feverish that he hadn't noticed them until Patton screamed at the sight of them. They spread until it became equally as painful to lay on his back as on his stomach. He was left in a crazed constant turning as he desperately tried to find some comfort.

Two days went by with Patton only leaving his side to retrieve water. Even during the short bursts where Logan was able to find some semblence of feverish sleep the demon still stayed sitting beside his bed.

He lost the ability to walk first, then the ability to think clearly, to hold a spoon without his hand shaking, to talk properly. Until he became too dehydrated to cry from pain. He woke up from a nightmare to see Patton sitting with his back turned to him making soup and when he looked down at his hands he noticed his veins were bulging out. As visible as the skin itself.

Logan reached out and meekly dragged in his lover's shirt to which Patton immediately turned to him. The human's words were so quiet that Pat had to lean forward until his horn nearly hit him in the eye.

"..Pat...I don't...want it to....to.....take days"

The demon didn't want to believe what he had heard "Please, Sweetiepie. Don't"

"The pillow..." Logan did a slight motion with his hand "Over my head"

Patton burst into hysteric tears but he didn't want to burden his dying lover and hid off in another part of the house. Logan could hear him crying for an hour before he came back with a kitchen knife in his hand. His horns that usually glowed such a beautiful sky blue had darkened into the navy of a sea during a storm.

"If you never left the monastery, if you had never met me, you wouldn't have caught it. You wouldn't be sick right now. It's my fault" Patton teared up again saying it but forced it back "I can't let you die because of me. I can't have your life on my hands. You have such a brilliant mind Lo, you shouldn't die this young"

(A few centuries later Logan for science's sake did an x-ray scan of himself and found tumors in their infancy lining his stomach meaning that even if the plague hadn't caught him cancer would have but of course Patton did not know that yet)

Logan tried to reach his hand out and wipe his lover's tear stained cheeks but his limb didn't listen to him. The demon moved closer and met his eyes.

"The Guardian Angel knew you were going to get sick. If they knew about your death they must know more. Can you hold on for just 2 more days? Please?"

He wanted to say that it was a weak hypothesis with no evidence behind but when he looked at the begging expression on Patton's eyes he couldn't say anything, much less no.

He tilted his head slightly and lifted his eyebrow to which Patton leant his head down and pressed a kiss against his lower arm.

"We don't have a lot of time. I need to get to Heaven fast. Logan may I eat a part of you? Sometimes it may take a bit for the higher ups to punish you if you only injure a human. I need to do something egregious. I'll take as little as I can"

The pain he was in was already so overbearing nothing Patton could possibly do would be worst. He nodded.

His lower arm was one of the few parts of his body that he buboes hadn't reached yet. It felt intimate, sensual even, when Patton rolled up his sleeve and measured the cut with the edge of the knife tapping lightly against his skin.

The demon kissed him long and hard before cutting down into him.

Oddly enough it didn't hurt much, it was a short spike of pain before it dispersed as his skin gave away and gave space for the knife. He clutched Patton's free hand close to his chest and watched his lover etch out a rectangular from his skin before pulling it off and cutting the last cord of skin keeping it attached to him.

Patton stared at the piece of meat in his hand for a moment before asking "Want to share?"

The human mouthed something and Patton filled in for him "For science!"

He placed the piece of flesh between Logan's teeth before starting to bite at it from the other side like a pair of talking dogs slurping on the same piece of spaghetti. Logan was too weak to eat anything more solid than soup so Patton swallowed most of it. He went green for a minute before steeling himself and quickly wrapping his lover's arm in tight bandages. He knew he didn't have long before Hell called for him.

Patton cupped his lover's cheeks and brought him close "I love you. I'll be back. I promise!! With all my heart! So please just wait for me!"

Logan tucked his chin forward to meet him in a kiss. He could feel bits of his skin stuck between the demon's teeth, he had never felt so loved.

He watched as Patton stood up and took a deep breathe before walking through the front door into Hell.

An hour passed and he kept staring at the door, waiting for it to move.

He waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited.

When he fell asleep he dreamt that Patton came back and woke up in fever hot sweat to see the cabin still empty.

He waited.

The sky turned black and his body turned cold as the wind blew through the not quite finisheed roof. He missed Patton's warm wings wrapping themself around him.

He waited.

The tips of his fingers turned black. necrosis had started despite the fact that he was still breathing. His veins became even more visible as his body slowly turned into a living corpse.

He waited.

His eyelids became heavy and hard to keep open. He tried but there was no waiting left in him. His body that had been stiff from the pressure of keeping his heart beating turned relaxed and he sunk farther down into the bed. The stench of his rotting skin hung in the air.

Logan had for many years assumed he was going to one day die alone but after meeting Patton he had for just a short while believed that assumption to be wrong.

The door swung open startling Logan's eyes into opening. A blurry vision in red came in. He wasn't even sure if it was Patton at first. It looked as if a bucket of paint had been dropped on him and his horns had turned a total black. He looked aged, not physically, but even at a distance his eyes looked cold.

Until Patton caught sight of Logan's chest still rising up and down and all of a sudden Logan was enveloped in a warm embrace of wings as Patton pressed a kiss to his cheek.

His cheek turned sticky and hot and his hand wavered in the air to try and get ahold of his lover. Patton tightly took his hand and kissed his knuckles.

"They all lied to me! it was all lies but it's okay. It's okay. I'm back. I'm here now my love"

"..h...hun" Was all he got out through his chapped lips.

"I just need 15 more minutes honey. Can you give me that? I want to make sure it's right before I test it on you. Can you hold on for me?"

Logan saw the red stain that got left on his hand "..Blood?"

"It's not mine"

Patton got up before spinning around and letting out a little squeak as if he had remembered something before puffing up the pillows behind his lover's back so he could sit up slightly and giving him his glasses. The demon limped towards the door with one of his wings dragging behind on the floor. He set aside a book he'd been holding by the doorframe before opening it and carrying in the lifeless body of a dog.

"I found it like this!" Patton quickly clarified "I just- I just have to make sure this works"

"What- what works?"

"You'll see!"

"Wh....what did you....."

"I need to concentrate"

He laid the dog down in the middle of the floor and sat out candles around it-

-

Scotland, 2024

"What DID he do?" Janus interrupted.

"You requested for me to tell you so I will the best that I am able to. He resurrected the dog"

"You're husband is a necromancer??"

"No.....My husband is a transfigurator"

-

Scotland 1625

The heat was still leaving the corpse when Patton repeated the last words of the incantation and the bones of the dog spazmed into movement. Muscles crunched and joints cracked as the dog's snout became elongated and it's tongue split in two. It became bigger than a dog could possibly be and it's claws portruded sharply from it's paws. A gutural growl came out when it's mouth opened and oozing saliva dropped down onto the floor.

Before suddenly it's eyes blinked open.

Patton held his breathe as the dog turned to him and like a baby deer stood up. It's claws dug into the floor as it took a step closer to the demon before it's tail wagged and it happily went back to playing just as it had done before the animal that had killed it had attacked.

"YES!"

Logan started to wonder if this was another fever dream.

"This is what I'll do to you!" Patton sputtered and added "Not into a hound but a demon! If you want to of course! You know how long our lifespan can be but it's better to do this and regret it later than to wither away isn't it!? Right!?"

The demon was hanging off every word waiting desperately for his lover to just agree already so he could fix this. His heart was beating loud enough to ring in his ears.

"...What happened?"

"I swear I didn't want to hurt anyone. The Angels attacked me first! I tried to ask them how to- how to save you but none of them would listen! So I basically had no other choice but to- to fight my way up to the boss! The highest boss in Heaven you know! I had to! and- and-"

"Who?"

"But even they wouldn't answer me so- so I had to threaten them! And make them write it down! Everything! So I could protect you- protect us!"

Logan reached out and put his hand on top of the demon's and took a deep breathe to make his lover do the same. Patton rested his cheek against Logan's warm skin and gulped before whispering

"I didn't see any humans up there. The higher ups lied. Humans don't go to heaven or hell, they just disappear. The succubi- all of the demons being sent out to make humans sin and the guardian angels that get sent out to stop them from sin are just being sent out to do busy work. None of it matters. It's just so that the higher ups can live in luxury and keep all of Heaven and hell's resources to themself. The upper managment don't care about humans! They don't care about sin! They don't care about us! They only care about creating a system where they stay on top!"

Patton looked close to tears but sniffed it back and let out a shaky breathe.

"I can make you a demon! But you will have to die! A human body can't survive that sort of transformation but if you die there's a window of a few minutes where I can change you! And you will wake up as demon! You know how I work! You know how long we live and we feed off of lust and we can't have children but Logan please!! Please let me turn you!"

"Do it....I want to see the future"

A relieved smile made Patton shine and his horns suddenly turned a bright bright blue. He looked down and nodded while tearing up. He felt in that moment it had all been worth it, and never being able to go back to Hell would be worth it too.

Patton laid the bed cover on the floor before carrying his lover to it and carefully laying him down. He lit the candles once more and pressed a kiss to his forehead.

"You can let go now honey"

With those words Logan let himself relax and it only took a few minutes before the disease riddling his body brought him to death.

What seemed to Logan like an instant later he opened his eyes and looked up to see Patton crying with joy. He got thrown into a hug and shook around as his lover squeeled.

"IT WORKED!!"

Logan let his hands travel up to his head and felt two large horns sticking out from his skull before being spooked by his tail and wings suddenly twitching. He stared at his tail moving back and forth.

"Who- who told you this? You said the Boss of Heaven? How-"

"Nothing is wrong if it's done for love Logie! I forced my way into God's office and held them at knifepoint until they wrote down everything I needed to know to keep us safe!"

"You......" Logan had to sit in silence for a minute "You talked to God for my sake?"

"Honey I was ready to kill God for your sake"

Patton staggered back and laid down flat on the floor with the notebook that had been written in by God still tightly held in his hand.

"Ooooh I think the last of my adrenaline just went outttt. OooOoooWwWWW Everything hurrrttss.." He sniffed "Ough I stink. I didn't know blood smelled this bad"

"You've done enough my love, I will take care of you now"

--

Scotland 2024

"That's that. Was that information satisfactory?" Logan concluded.

"THAT! That ball of soft fluff THREATENED GOD!?" Janus yelled back.

"Yes"

"This week is just so normal. Never been this bored in my life. Nothing life changing happening at all. Is like religion..real or?"

"No, God is just a name"

"Ah...Good. Going to unbook that ticket to church then I guess" He leant back in his chair and threw his head back to look up at the ceiling.

"I'm baaCccKkk!" Patton sing-sang "With groceries!"

Janus jumped at the sight of him "Put the bag of groceries on the counter and back away before you go Rambo on me as well"

The demon did as told but muttered to his husband "Who's Rambo? The only Rambo I am is rambo-nctious!"

"I told the human about how I became a Demon"

"Oh...." He stood still for a few seconds before his eyes became filled with tears and he wordleedsly moved in to hug his husband to which Logan help him close.

"It's okay honey, I have already told him everything, you won't have to talk about it" His husband reassured.

"Maybe if I had looked closer I would have seen a few humans up there. The thought of them just disappearing" He sniffled "Is just so horrible. And the poor guardian Angels doing all that work for nothing"

"Mhmm" Logan knew better than to try and argue back since Patton far preffered to repress the truth. It made no logical sense for humans to go to Heaven or Hell once they died and Patton telling him about the lack of humans in Heaven only made that fact clearer to him.

meanwhile Janus went through the groceries he had requested and used the stove to make a whole stack of smore sandwiches with sprinkles on top. He put them all on a plate and turned around to see the demons snuggling.

"Ew. You have warm water running here don't you? Okay I am taking a self care bath to ponder, alone. Do either of you have a phone I can borrow? I'm going to go call the fbi on your asses and totally not just like listen to music" Logan handed him his phone "Thanks. I'll see you in 2 hours or whenever I run out of warm water"

The human left and Patton stayed sitting on his husband's lap until Logan's legs began to fall asleep. A tap came on the window and he turned to see Remus pressing his snooty face up against the glass.

'Can I come in yet???' He signed.

Logan simply did a thumbs down while slowly shaking his head "That idiot"

"aww don't be mean"

"He's basically brought an Angel to our doorstep. It makes me figuratively shiver thinking about what that Angel could be doing right now"

--

"Ehhhh Mamma mia!" Virgil exclaimed.

"EAsy peasy! The winner takes it all!" Roman shouted right back "Your turn! Sweeney Todd"

"A little priest. Rocky Horror!"

"Planet schamnet janet!"

Virgil snickered "A deepcut. Fucking nerd"

"Your turn! Cats!"

"....uhhh.....uhm....."

"Time's up! You gotta drink!"

Virgil knocked back half a can of monster energy which made his already naturally jittery arms shake even more. He was sitting on the edge of his bed facing Roman as she sat crosslegged on the edge of hers with the cans of monster between them.

"You seriously don't know any songs from cats?"

"Not of the top of my head! I only know like..cool...gothic....epic musicals"

"Rum tum tugger did not rum tum tug for his life for you to forget him like this! Oh! The role I was born to play! He's tall! Handsome! A remarkable falsetto! And he fucks like there is no tomorrow! So relatable" He gasped "The full show is on the yubtube, I can show you!"

Virgil glanced at his phone "We should get ready for the bus. We can't exactly stay here forever"

"Whyyyy nooootttt"

The demon sunk down on the bed like a deflated baloon while Virgil went to the bathroom to get ready. The sound of the watertap being turned on filled her ears and as she closed her eyes she imagined a beautiful beach in front of her. She hadn't been to the beach in what felt like forever. There were no beaches in Hell, only cold corridors and bunkbeds with no privacy and The Manager-

Roman sat up with a gasp. He moved his hands up and down his arms to remind himself that the manager wasn't here, he was safe, none of what he was feeling was real. But still he didn't want to be alone with his thoughts even for a second so he got up and staggered over to the bathroom and burst into laughter at the sight of Virgil leaning as close to the mirror as he could to put on his eyeliner.

"What's so funny?"

"It is just absolutely adorable that you left in a hurry to protect your human but still brought your eyeliner with you" Roman got out between giggles "I admire the dedication"

"It happened to be in the pocket of my hoodie! It's not like it was deliberate!"

"Sure. Sure. Whatever you say emo darling" Roman stepped in beside the angel to look at himself in the mirror "Could you eyeliner me up as well? I'm not feeling that pretty right now"

Virgil jaw dropped "Are you kidding me?"

"Hmm?"

"bro dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining" He scoffed "Not pretty. Bullshit innit. Whatever. Close your eyes and try not to move too much"

Virgil placed his hand along the demon's cheek to steady her head before bringing the eyeliner pencil to her eye with his other hand. He could feel her skin twitching ever so slightly and see her eyes moving under her eyelids.

He tilted her head to do the same under her other eye before using his thumb to smudge the edges out.

"Done. What do you think?"

Roman looked in the mirror and warmed into a smile. He was still borrowing one of the emo's hoodies and now with the make up as well "I look just as emo as you"

"Yeah all youre missing is some fishnet, maybe some striped knee high socks"

The demon threw his arm around Virgil's shoulders "Look at you being a real fashionista"

"ha...ha" He said in a dead-beat tone.

A tiny feeling of feeding emerged similar to a teaspoon of honey. Roman nuzzled his nose against the tussle of Virgil's hair. "What are you thinking Angel?"

He rolled his eyes but blushed all the same "Im just a bit touch starved, dont get an ego Demon"

Roman took his hand and pressed a kiss to the inside of his wrist which left a glittering red lipgloss stain. The angel looked at him before averting his eyes down to the floor and stepping back. He shook his head and pushed his hands deep down in his pockets.

"This is wrong"

"I can be a girl if that will make you feel better"

"We shouldnt miss the bus"

"... Sure" Roman stepped to the side to let the angel pass by and looked at him collecting his few posesions. She quietly brought her wrist up to her lips and bit her teeth down into her skin to fight against the hunger.

"You ready?"

"Sure"

Virgil opened the door to the hallway before hesitating and asking "Hey so you want me to like guide you so you can like close your eyes and dont have to see that uh stuff that like made you panic. I dunno its probably a stupid idea"

"Thats so-" He cleared his throat "Thats exactly the kind of treatment a prince such as I deserve. Yes guide me my loyal knight of emoness!"

Virgil kept his hand against the slope of Roman's back all through the hallways until they reached the lobby. They took the bus to the train station followed by porting the train that would take them to Scotland.

"I dont think I've ever gone this long without having sex" Roman suddenly blurted out while pressing the papers from the mormon booklet he'd been hands into little paper stars "Weird. It feels so pent up. How do you survive...is that why you're so moody all the time?"

"Dude we're on the fucking train. There's people around! Shh"

"Oh come on Angel. Everyone in this train car has had sex! That lady is literally pregnant! You nerdy prude!"

Virgil sunk down further into his seat and hid his face with his hood "Whatever"

"What does it feel like?"

"Huh? Like being a uh vi- ugh I dont even want to say the word"

Roman shot one of the stars in between Virgil's eyebrows "No, not that. Being in love? How does it feel?"

"Shut up"

"I know youre attracted to me Virgey, it's as clear as cinderella's shoes but like how does that differ from how you're attracted to Janus?"

"I'm NOt- I-- Pff me? Attracted? You- you're ugly as hell! Mister uhh slenderman looking bitch!"

Roman snickered before leaning her head against the cupholder between their seats "I've re-read Romeo and juliet like 5 times, seen as many romcoms as I can and I adore romance but i can never.. No matter how many times I've tried I can't understand how it feels. Why so many people have been compelled to make wondorous art about being in love" He sighed "Im a hypocrite. If me and my brother were humans I would be seen as the weird one for never dating anyone and being a slut-- I mean he would probably still be looked on as weird but like because of his personality! Not because he doesn't want to have sex!"

Virgil eyed him before sighing ".....I dunno...I dunno how to explain it to you....I was just like made to...to protect Janus. I dunno what my purpose for existing is without him. I dunno what I'd do without him. All I ever think about is him. All I've ever known is him"

"That sounds like devotion, not love"

Virgil twisted his fingers around each other until his nails turned white "I need him to live"

"Well have you ever tried living without him?"

"Don't even bring that up. Youre gonna make me puke from anxiety" He lightly tugged at the demon's tail which made her yelp "And don't try to lecture me about love mister aromantic sounding fucker"

Roman just moved his tail up to tickle the angel's nose while laughing in response.

After an hour the train arrived at their stop. Virgil acted lazy to make them take the elevator because he guessed walking the stairs would leave Roman winded as hell but she was far too stubborn to admit that.

"So do you want to check out some local delicacies, whether that's food or humans, before we go and confess our love to our childhood human friend whom we have a codependant relationship with slash beat our brother up?" Roman asked while pushing the elevator button.

"I just wanna get it over with dude. Rip the bandaid off"

"Great strategy! Get the bandage off and then get off!"

Virgil squinted at him "Maybe you and your bro are kind of similar"

The elevator door opened and Roman stepped through it while replying "Okay don't insult-"

As soon as she had stepped through the door she disappeared out of Virgil's sight. He hurried out and looked around the train terminal but he saw no trace of the demon. He even used his wings to fly up to get the better view but there was nothing.

-

Roman stumbled headfirst into Hell. Before her eyes had even had time to process it the the sudden thickness of the air gave it away.

"How many demons can it take to kill a single human. One!"

The manager's voice instantly made Roman's eyes unfocus and his body go stiff. She recognised this room, it was the living room in his apartment and when she glanced out of the corner of her eye she could see him standing by one of his fishtanks.

"This one can never get enough pellets" He muttered while sprinkling the fish food into the water "She's a big one. That's why she keeps eating her tank buddies which means she's a smart one as well. You gotta eat a few friends to get ahead. Don't you agree?"

He felt the manager put his heavy hands on his shoulders while using his third hand to casually knock at his horn.

"Hello? Are you listening?"

He nodded.

"Good" The manager leant down so his mouth was pushed up against his ear "Where the fuck is that Janus cunt? And why isn't he dead?" He laughed "right, you cant talk. Wait here. I will get you some pen and paper. How nice of me"

The manager left the room and just like last time Roman couldn't move. She was completely stuck in place barely even being able to curl in on herself and tuck her arms close to her chest. Soon enough she felt a shoe being kicked against her lower leg and glanced up to see the manager waving a notepad in her face.

"Tell me what happened. Where is the green twin?"

Roman didn't move an inch to which The manager rolled his eyes.

"You're impossible! I'll do this on a kindergarten level okay. Did the human get away alive?"

She nodded.

"Did your idiot twin help the human get away?"

She hesitated.

"Come ooon"

The manager circled around him before suddenly jumping forward and putting his arms around Roman who screamed before clamming up and covering his mouth with his hands.

"Was that a...sound?" The manager pushed his face right up against him "Didn't I take your voice away?"

"It wasn't me. I didn't- I didn't do anything"

"I believe you. Don't worry, I know you wouldn't be able to take your voice back. The only demon I know who could possibly do that is....." A sick grin grew across the manager's face "I am going to get SUCH a promotion!"

He spun around and did a little happy dance before moving one of his arms around the succubi's shoulders and pushing her close.

"You want to see your twin again don't you?"

Roman nodded.

"Good. All you have to do is find him and Stay There. You don't even have to talk to him or signal to me. I know where you are, I will come there and I will sort everything out. It might take an hour or so as I get the cavalry ready so just stay close by. Okay?"

"I was already on my way there"

"Of course you were. That's my smart little Red-dy right there. Just keep doing what you're doing then" He sniffed "And please take a shower so you get that disgusting Angel scent out from your hair. It must have been really stuck in that human's apartment huh"

"....And my brother will be safe?"

The manager snorted "If you're lucky.....Actually! Maybe just MAYBE if you help me get this promotion I will have enough power in Hell to pull a few strings and keep your twin from getting executed. They will probably take his voice away again but it'll be better than being dead"

Roman nodded "..Promise?"

"I can't promise that but if you help me I will do everything I can. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours eh? And just imagine! After my promotion! I could live in luxury! An entire suite! Big enough for you to get a room! No more annoying meetings for you or having to fill a monthly qouta of seduced humans! You could relax and see the upper parts of Hell! Travel to Earth whenever you want!"

He couldn't get any words out, only some sort of whimper that nearly sounded like a question.

"What is there to be confused about?" He rubbed his thumb against Roman's cheek "You're my favorite succubi and my favorite meal I have ever had in my long life. Of course I will want to keep you close by"

Roman's stomach turned into knots and she wasn't sure if it was because of hunger or fear.

The manager put his finger under the succubi's chin and tilted his head up "Are you hungry?"

If he'd been asked in the moment Roman wouldn't have been able to explain why he nodded, nor would he be able to explain it after hours of thought. Maybe he could say he was simply so hungry that he didn't think but that wasn't true. Maybe the months of being alone with nothing but being hurt had made the abuse feel safe in a way, comforting even. The brain wants what it is most used to.

"I am" He whispered.

"I can help you with that"

"I know"

-

The panic attack had come and gone and now Virgil was left sitting on one of the steal beams up in the roof of the train central kneading his cheeks to try and make the tearstains on his cheeks disappear.

A glimpse of a pair of red horns among the crowd made him stop his pity party though and swiftly fly down to ground level. He pushed through the crowd despite his anxiety about even being this close to so many people all in a desperate attempt to get to the demon. He caught sight of a swaying tail and grabbed ahold of it to make her stop.

"Roman?"

To his relief it was Roman who turned to look at him.

"Where did you go!? I've been looking for you for like an hour!"

"I....I wasn't used to havnig my voice back" Roman mumbled "I accidentally went to Hell- but uh nobody saw me. When I got back to Earth I accidentally dropped a few miles away and uhm yeah it took me a bit to walk basically"

Virgil blushed when he realized he was still holding the demon's tail "Warn a dude next time, you coulda given me a heart attack"

"Sorry. So lead the way"

"Huh?"

"To Janus. You can feel where he is right? You didn't lose where he was right?"

"No, no. I got him right here" Virgil pushed his hand over heart.

"We can fly there! It will go quicker!"

"Dude are you like...sure? You have barely fed"

"I'm sure. I just-" Roman's lip trembled "I just really want to see my brother"

Virgil considered giving him a hug but hesitated and instead started walking towards the direction he could feel Janus in "Okay, follow me"

--

The volume on the phone had been heightened to such a degree that Janus had been basically forcing everyone in the house to listen to his breakup playlist for the past 2 hours while he was taking his 'self care bath' whatever that now means. Logan pressed his face down into his husband's stomach to try and force the sound out but even that couldn't block the awkward energy of having Remus sitting in the same room. He grimaced more and more with each song he heard.

"Should I kill myself? Should I just drink a bunch of coke and mentos at the same time and explode from the inside?" He jokingly asked.

"NO!" Patton answered dead serious.

"Yes" Logan answered nearly as seriously.

The music stopped all of a sudden which somehow made the room feel even more tense. All of them sat in silence and waited for the sound of footsteps coming from the staircase.

"Ladies!" Janus said from the top of the stairs, now clad in a pair of Patton's yellow pants a button up of Logans "I've made my decision!"

"He's going to fucking execute me" Remus mumbled under his breathe.

"I am going to die!"

Remus swore his heart completely stopped for a second. He got up from the armchair with such speed that the chair teetered back and forth before falling over.

"Jannie don't! Please! You don't have to ever see me again but-" Remus started to beg but Janus interrupted.

"I'm not about to jump off a bridge you muppet. I want to be turned into one of you and I know that Patton can make that happen!"

All eyes shot over to Patton who squirmed in his seat "I've only done it once on a human and that was 400 years ago"

"Well does anyone have any other bright ideas!?" Janus looked around the room "Huh? No? Nothing? If what you're saying is true and the universe wants me dead for some reason and Demons are out to get me and that my best friend has been some secret Angel spy all my life" His breathe hitched "Then I at least want to choose how to die. You non human bitches have taken away my autonomy in everything else, I am not letting you take this"

"I think the plan is sound" Logan agreed to which Janus sent him a grateful look.

"You- you should think about this" Patton said.

"I just did!"

"No. No. More! Think for longer I mean! This- This is a big decision!"

"You didn't think that long before attacking Angels and threatening God for your sweethearts sake, why am I different!?"

"Because Logan was terminally ill! You aren't!"

Remus glanced between them "He did what now?" Everyone ignored his question.

"We have no knowledge of where the Angel is or when he will arrive. I would much rather we get this over with now so that me and Patton can leave well before the Angel arrives than for us to wait around for no logical reason" Logan added.

"I'm not doing this right now. If something goes wrong I couldn't-" Patton teared up "I'm not ready. Not now"

"This is exactly the bullocks I was referring to! You all think that just because I'm a human your opinion holds more weight than mine!" Janus straightened his posture and rolled his eyes "I won't waste my breathe on this. Come tell me when you've gotten the courage to do something that isn't hiding away in your shitty little cottage!"

[gunilslaugh]

Just Joking? Jiseok Ending

Kwak Jiseok

Summary: It’s been days since the hangout, but Jiseok sees that you’re still acting off. It greatly concerns him. (non-idol au)

WC:~2.2k

Warning:none

Read first part here

photo not mine credits to owner.

Jiseok texted you the day after the hangout to see how you were doing, but you didn’t respond to him. He didn’t pay much mind to it, figuring that you were probably still not feeling well and would get back to him when you were feeling better. 

It was two days later when Jiseok finally heard back from you. He didn’t realize how worried about you he really was until he felt a wave of relief wash over him when he saw your text message appear on his phone. “I’m ok” your message read. Jiseok felt like something was off. Your text was normal, but that’s what made it weird. Usually the text exchanged between Jiseok and you were more animated. Pertaining emojis, typed out faces, caps lock (with and without reason), too many exclamation marks and so on. Your most recent text seems so dull, sad even when compared to the other text before it. It gave Jiseok no reassurance that you were actually doing ok. In fact it made him believe the opposite. You must still be unwell. 

Jiseok sends you a text asking if he could come over, saying that he would bring you your favorite snacks. 

Back in your bedroom you sat crisscross on your bed, looking at Jiseok’s text. A slight smile tugged at your lips as more of his text popped up one by one. “You know you want me too!!!” “You disappeared and made me miss you 😔” “ I’m coming whether you want me to or not ❗”

Your fingers started tapping on your phone’s keyboard. “Hurry up! I want my snacks!!” You sent. 

A bright smile appeared on Jiseok’s face when he received your text. It was much more like you and actually gave Jiseok some reassurance that you were ok. Jiseok went to his cabinets and grabbed some of your favorite snacks that he keeps on hand. If ever asked about why he keeps your favorite snacks in his cabinets he states that your favorite snacks are also his favorite snacks, so there is nothing weird about them being in his cabinets. They may hold true to most of the snacks, but there is this one snack that Jiseok doesn’t particularly care for, however he knows that you like it. So yes he grabs it occasionally when he sees it and keeps it for whenever you come over or he brings snacks to you. 

Jiseok indeed did hurry over to your place cause a mere ten minutes after you told him to hurry over he was at your apartment. The light rapid knocking on your door altered you to his arrival. You made your way to your front door and opened it, revealing a happy Jiseok, holding up the promised snacks. You smiled at him and stepped aside allowing him in. Jiseok took a big step into your apartment. He’s quick to make himself comfortable as he splays the snacks out across the coffee table you have sitting in the middle of your living room. You followed behind him, taking a seat on the floor right in front of the table. 

“You must have been pretty sick? You disappeared for days,” Jiseok states. You felt slightly awkward. Not really knowing what to say. 

“Uhh yeah,” you chuckled. Jiseok immediately picked up on your shift in behavior. 

“Why are you acting off again?” His lips pouted. “Did something serious happen?” Jiseok’s eyes filled with concern. His eyes scanned over your face to try and read how you were feeling.

“Nothing exactly happened. I just…nevermind,” you dismissed, leaning forward to grab some snacks.

“No, tell me. I don’t like seeing you like this,” Jiseok says. You shook your head, not wanting to talk about it. Jiseok feels a bit frustrated that you won’t talk to him, but he’s not going to force you to talk when you don’t want to. “Ok, but you can always talk to me. You know that right?” he checks. 

“I know, thank you,” you tell him. You and Jiseok tended to have a bit more of a playful type of friendship, but when things got serious you were always there for eachother too. 

“The aquarium’s new exhibit opens up on Saturday,” Jiseok changed the topic. 

“It does? I forgot all about that,” you say. With your whole crisis about realizing that you had romantic feelings for Jooyeon you had completely forgotten about the new exhibit. 

“Yeah it does. Do you still want to go together?” Jiseok asks. 

“Of course I still want to go.” You playfully nudged Jiseok with your elbow. 

“Ok, it’s a date. I’ll pick you up and we can go together,” Jiseok tells you. It’s a date, these have been harmlessly thrown about between the two of you. However you find that hearing them this time feels a little different. It reminds you of all the times you said those words to Jooyeon or vice versa. Jiseok’s cool hand pressing against your forehead snaps you from your thoughts. “Seriously, what is wrong with you? You’re spacing like you did at the hangout.” He looks over you trying to find any hint of illness. You remove his hand from your forehead. 

“I’m fine, Jiseok. I’ve just been feeling tired lately.” 

“Then stop feeling tired, you're worrying me.” Jiseok took a hold of your shoulders and shook you lightly. His actions make you laugh. 

“Stop worrying. I’m ok really,” you grabbed onto his elbows, making him stop shaking you. 

“I’ll stop worrying when you tell me what’s wrong or start acting like your normal self,” Jiseok states. 

“Who knew you’d be so caring?” you remarked sarcastically. 

“I care about you the most.” Jiseok pulls you towards him, wrapping his arm around your shoulders, but then it slides around your neck, putting you in a loose headlock. “Sneak attack!” he shouts and begins to attack your side with tickles using his free hand. 

“Ah! Stop! Stop! Stop!” you heaved out between laughs. You repeatedly tried to smack his hand away. Jiseok’s hand stops attacking your sides. He feels a bit reluctant to let you go though. You’re the one who ends up pulling away. Jiseok stayed over at your place a little while longer before leaving. You find that you felt better after your visit with Jiseok and you looked forward to going to the aquarium with him on Saturday. 

Saturday rolled around and you excitedly got ready. It felt refreshing. It was probably the first time in a week that you felt good. You weren’t thinking about what you were supposed to do with your feelings for Jooyeon. Instead you were looking forward to Jiseok’s arrival and spending the next while at the aquarium. You were double checking your outfit in the mirror when you heard the familiar knock on your door. You left your bedroom and headed to your front door. 

“You look nice,” Jiseok complimented you. 

“Thanks, you too,” you returned. 

“Shall we?” He playfully bent his elbow for you to link yours with. 

“We shall,” you just as playfully linked your elbow with his. The two of you walked out of your apartment, keeping your elbows linked. 

When you arrived at the aquarium your elbows were still linked together. Honestly, you don’t know how they haven’t separated yet, but you somehow found a sense of comfort in them being linked. You liked knowing that Jiseok was right by your side. Jiseok liked having you right by his side. He looks at you beside him, rather than the fish swimming about behind the thick glass.​​ The way the light streaming out of the glass lit up your features in the dimly lit room. 

“Jiseok look! They’ve gotten more sea turtles since the last time we were here,” you pointed out excitedly. Jiseok feels his heart skip a beat. He doesn’t look at the sea turtles, only you. You looked so happy. Jiseok wanted to keep making you happy. He knew something was bothering you lately. As much as he wishes he knew what it was he wishes more that he could keep you happy like this. You pulled Jiseok along with you into the next room. A more well lit room and as Jiseok keeps staring at you he realizes, he’s seeing you in a new light. He said that this was a date as a joke, but now it’s not a joke. He really wants this to be a date with you.

“Jiseok,” you called him, finally noticing his staring. 

“Yeah?” he broke out of his fixated gaze. 

“Why are you staring at me like that?” you questioned. 

“I want this to be an actual date,” he admitted. You take a step back in shock. Resulting in your elbows finally unlinking

“What?” you say. 

“I called this a date as a joke, but I want this real one,” he stated. 

“Jiseok, don’t joke around like this. I really don’t like joking about dates or whatnot right now,” you said. 

“I’m not joking y/n,” he firmly tells you. He is also intrigued by your last sentence. You used to joke about going on dates with Jooyeon all the time, so don’t you like jokes about going on dates now?

“So what? You just realized that you like me all of the sudden?”

“Yes, I just realized that I like you,” he says confidently with a nod of his head. 

“How can you say it so easily? I realized that I liked Jooyeon and have been having a crisis over it for like a week now.” You let your feelings for Jooyeon slip. 

“That’s what got you acting off?” he questioned, not really paying attention to the fact that he told you he liked you and you told him that you liked someone else. 

“I- I… just feel really stupid about it,” you revealed. “Like I liked him the entire time. I was never just joking. How could I not know how I felt?” 

“I just realized that I liked you. It doesn’t make me stupid and it doesn’t make you stupid either. Feelings are weird like that. I guess the main thing would be, are you going to tell Jooyeon how you feel or not?” Jiseok put to question. You didn’t like his question. 

“I don’t know,” you told him honestly. 

“Do you want to?” he rephrased the question. 

“I’d feel weird doing it now when he’s with her,” you tell him. 

“Then don’t tell him right now, or ever,” Jiseok laughed lightly, causing you to give him a weird look. 

“I just told you that I like you. I don’t necessarily want you confessing to someone else,” he explained. It didn’t even really set in until Jiseok said that he confessed to you. You had to take a moment to think about how that made you feel. You never thought about Jiseok like that before. Granted you didn’t think you thought that way about Jooyeon either, not until previously. 

“You like me,” you said as if you were testing it out. Jiseok laughs. 

“Yes, I thought we established that already,” he joked. 

“Why?” you questioned. Again Jiseok laughs. 

“I’m not sure. I just know that I want the one who makes you happy and be someone who you can rely on,” he tells you sincerely. You find that you don’t mind looking at Jiseok in a different light. 

“You already make me happy,” you tell him, taking a step closer.

“Then can this really be a date?” Jiseok questioned with hopeful eyes. He reaches his hand out. 

“My feelings for Jooyeon are still a mess right now, so I think I still need some time, but going on a date later with you sounds nice too.” You take his hand. 

“I wait then.” He squeezed your hand reassuringly. 

Jiseok and you were heading back to your apartment. You didn’t see that a piece of pavement was slightly raised causing you to trip on it. You let out a small yelp and held onto Jiseok’s arm to balance yourself. 

“See you’re falling for me already,” Jiseok remarked as made sure you were ok. His joke makes you laugh, lightly hitting his arm. Jiseok then relinks your arms together “to make sure you don’t fall again”. In reality he just likes the feeling of you right next to him, but you don’t say anything because you like the feeling of being next to him too. 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Wait a minute. When did this happen?” Gunil gestures to you and Jiseok all cuddled up on the couch. 

“A couple months back when y/n and I went to the aquarium I realized I liked them, so I told them,” Jiseok told. 

“And you just realized you liked him back?” Gunil said. 

“No, I made him wait a while then I agreed to date him,” you said. Your words didn’t make Gunil feel any less confused. 

“We’re in love. You don’t need to understand. Let us be.” Jiseok shoed Gunil off. You can hear Gunil muttering to the others about how the heck did you and Jiseok end up together. It didn’t really matter how you two ended up together. What mattered was that you and Jiseok couldn’t be happier and never want to be with anyone else. 

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Wanna read alternate endings?

Just Joking? Seungmin Ending?

Just Joking? Jooyeon Ending?

[musette22]

There was a post a while ago about Chris as a caregiver and I remembered that Sebastian mentioned in a video call with Don that he was so exhausted that he properly collapsed at the end of the year (might have been 2021 or 2022, I believe) and I can just imagine how worried Chris would have been. Like we were worried when he mentioned months after the fact but can you imagine how worried Chris would have been when it happened and how much he would have pampered Sebastian to get him back to full strength? And then probably scolded him for working too much and driving himself to this.

PS. Please do correct me if I'm remembering this wrong because it was a while ago. I just remember it was an offhand mention during a zoom call

Hi my love!! ❤️ I'm so sorry for taking a while to reply to this, but thank you so much for your message! Uhh yes, I love thinking about Chris being a bit of a motherhen and taking care of Sebastian 🥺 Not because Seb can't take care of himself, he absolutely can, but just because Chris is always there for him, and cares about him so much that he can't stand by while Sebastian works himself into the ground, as he's said he's prone to do sometimes. I don't remember the exact instance when Sebastian mentioned this either, but I also recall him saying something like that during a zoom call once.

There is no doubt in my mind that Chris would have dropped everything the minute he realised just how exhausted Seb was, he would've been so so so worried 🥺 I imagine him stocking up on all of Seb's favourite foods and forbidding him to get up off the couch except to use the bathroom and reading to him while Seb rests his head in Chris's lap, stroking Seb's hair with his free hand, maybe even calling his mom once Sebastian is asleep, just to tell her how worried he was and to ask if she has any tips for him, because he's never dealt with a situation quite like this before, and definitely not with someone he loved this much 🥺❤️

Yeah, I can definitely imaine all of this, nonnie (just as I can imagine Sebastian pretending to be exhausted for a little longer than he actually is, because he likes being doted on by Chris even more than he thought, and especially because he can see how much Chris loves talking care of him ❤️)

[searsage]

-PDA/message transmission: Time: 0437-06/22/*****-

Robin: SAM! SAAAAM  HELLO? ARE YOU AWAKE?

Sam: Robin..? Why in the devine hell are you texting me this late?!

Robin: Oh good you're awake!

Sam: Now I'm awake, it's 4am...did something happen?

Robin: What? Happen... Like what?

Sam: I don't know anything, Something bad..? Throw me a bone!

Robin: Ohhhh! No...but YES!

Sam:...What? Robin you're not making sense..

Robin: Stop talking so loud he's sleeping, you know they hardly do that..?

Sam: I'm not talking loud, I'm texting you god damn it! I'd ask if those architects switched your brain out for a chipmunk's but you've always texted like you were half in the barrel of helium poisoning...

Robin: What!? Rude!

Sam: Why are you texting me in the middle of the night Robin!?

Robin: Oh! Right-right! So..like he's bigger than I thought... like I only reach his chest.

Sam: Is that bad..? Should I be worried..?

Robin: Oh..well no, it's ok I guess. He wants to take me on a tour of the planet, it's not the worst idea, it's kind of gorgeous here, even if it's mostly water.

Sam: That sounds fun...so why are you on the phone at 3 am..?

Robin: Right! I'm getting there, stop rushing me! I asked him about the whole intimacy inquiry in his ad, he claims it wasn't necessary to be compensated for my time.

Sam: That's GREAT! It would have been a deal breaker really, at least you know he's a freak but not that type of freak.

Robin: Haha..yeah...but like..

Sam: Like what..?

Robin: He's not so bad, kind of stuck up and awkward but knowledgeable when it comes to the wildlife here.

Sam: Uh-huh..well just make sure he doesn't try any funny business, you're there to keep him company and aid in his research so..he better not get any ideas.

Robin: Trust me he doesn't seem interested really, far too enthralled by the alkaline levels in the water!

Sam: Oh he's that type of nerd..

Robin: Yeah.

Sam: Jeez i almost feel bad setting this up, seems like you're going to spend the next month licking stones.

Robin: Hey! That's a valid way of testing sodium levels

Sam: Yeah. For a moose!

Robin: You're...not wrong. Ok i'm going to go to bed now

Sam: Ok keep me posted, let me know if i need to fly there and kick his shrimpy architect ass

Robin: Oh his tail! It wiggles sometimes! Usually when he's startled or excited! It's really cute if I'm going to be honest here..

Sam: Shut up, I need some sleep!

Robin: I'm texting remember!

Sam: Oh for the love of god!

Robin: Your words not mine!

Sam: Just be careful and get some sleep.

Robin: Okay..and Sam..?

Sam: Yeah?

Robin: Thanks for setting this whole thing up, I was really in a pinch, it means a lot..."

Sam: Sure Robin, anything for my little sis. Love you too, good night"

Robin: Night..

-PDA/message transmission: Time: 0313-06/27/*****-

Robin: SAM!!! SAAAAM GOD DAMN IT BE AWAKE NOW!!!

Sam:WHAT what?!  Where are you!? Are you okay?!

Robin: Saaaaaaam!

Sam: Are you in serious danger or something?!

Robin:Huh? Oh! no, I'm fine...physically...

Sam: Then why the hell are you spamming my phone at 3 am in the morning Robin?! You almost gave me a heart attack!

Robin: Oh sorry.. I just needed to talk..

Sam: Okay, about what? is everything ok..?

Robin: No, Not really..

Sam: What happened? Was it something with Alan? Was he being a creep?! Damn it! Do you need me to pick you up? Because I will! Just say the word.

Robin: Uh...no, it's...nothing like that...really.

Sam: Then throw me a bone here Robin! You've been acting strange as hell tonight...I'm worried..

Robin: I...I we..uhh...I slept with him...

Sam: You WHAT?!

[themuffin2649]

More Scenarios based off Idea Scrap 1

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1. Inconvenience

Vincent and Leon are texting in the dead of night. MC is able to take control of the body since Leon went to bed.

Vincent: “Hey Honey, how’s it been?”

Leon: “It been fine, Leon’s parents keep asking him if something happened to him, but nothing too suspicious. Although I do wish he’d come out during basketball practice sometimes. I can shoot for sh*t!”

Vincent: “That’s a shame, he comes out in the most inconvienet moments. Although he normally does that in the first place.”

Leon: “That’s rude!”

Vincent: “What? It’s true.”

Leon: “You’re so mean.”

Vincent: “Anyways, enough of him, I found this bar we can go to this Saturday. You free?”

Leon: As he was about to send “yes” to that statement, he felt him coming back and repossessing the body.

Leon: “Ugh… who the?! VINCENT?!”

Looking at the contact he once cursed at speak in flirtation, he knew that he possessed his body once he went to bed, cause he would never say this to him. He only woke up to repossess his body since he felt a disturbance in his sleep.

Leon quickly deleted the “yes” about to be sent and told Vincent to “f*ck off!” before blocking his number. He then changed the passcode to unlock the phone so that he doesn’t text him again.

Meanwhile, in Vincent’s bedroom

Vincent: “Ugh! Always at the most inconvenient times...”

William: Oink!

~~~~~

2. Uncle

Vincent is having dinner with his Uncle Victor, but he’s gotta act natural

Victor: “Vincent, I just got your report card back, all your grades are good but you’ve been falling behind very recently. Is there something you would like to tell me?”

Vincent: SHOOT! I don’t know why Vincent has been slacking off recently. I can’t tell him the Yandere crap he’s been doing! Think think think!

Victor: “Vincent, are you alright?”

Vincent: “uhh…”

Victor: “Has something happened in school?”

Vincent: Oh! School! Got it! “Yeah. It’s about what my friends did behind my back, the messages they said, using me for my money…”

Victor: “Still upset about it?”

Vincent: “I guess so… I mean, you don’t just get over something like that in a day. I guess I’m just trying to catch up…”

Victor: “Ah.. I see. You see… when you have money, power. You have to be very careful. Because many people will only see you for how they benefit themselves.”

Vincent: “…..”

Victor: “I’m sorry you had to learn the truth the hard way.” He says, offering a hug for support.

As awkward as it was, MC had to play along and went over to hug Vincent’s Uncle. As they were about to hug Vincent repossessed his body the moment before they made physical contact.

Vincent: uhh, why are we hugging?

~~~~~

3. Whoops…

Newt: “Hey Big Bro, can you cook us up something for tonight? I’m starving.”

Leon: “Of course Little Bro!”

Newt: “Thanks!”

MC heads to the kitchen and takes a deep breath.

Leon: “Ok, it’s just an omelette with a recipe to follow. Nothing too bad should happen—”

1 kitchen fire later

Leon: blowing out the last of the fire with the fire extinguisher “Ok! Crisis averted! Sure kitchen repairs will take a sh*t load out of mom and dad’s wallets, but at least the whole apartment didn’t go down in flames as well.”

Newt: “Leon, I know it’s you right now. Stop pretending to be my brother when cooking, we both know he’d never let it get this bad.”

Leon: Ah sh*t! Leon’s not actually in control right now.

—————

[ineffablemossy]

A Message For Hell (1,670 words)

Day 3 of Flufftober / Good Omentober 2023 (thanks to @flufftoberand @disaster-dog for the prompts) Prompts: Wait, you love me? Always have // Hell

This is better viewed on AO3 where there's a workskin for the chat sections, but if you insist on reading it here, well here you go!

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There was a thumping on the door. Crowley sighed and scratched his neck absentmindedly.

“What is it now?” He said. The door squealed on its hinges and the plants shivered. Crowley shot them a cold look. A demon with sculpted textured hair popped through the narrow opening, eyes lowered to the floor.

“Uhh, excuse me Your Lordship, Sir, Mr uhh, Mx Crowley, Sir…” they rambled.

“S’just Crowley, none of that palava!” said Crowley, cutting off the demon. “Eric, was it?”

“Yes, Your…Crowley,” Eric nodded, “there’s a… Um.. a message? For you?”

“What is that a question or a statement? What do you mean message? From whom? ” Crowley drew out the last word. Eric shuffled their feet and lifted their head to meet Crowley’s hard yellow gaze.

“I can’t say exactly, we haven’t read it you understand seeing as how it's addressed personally to you Sir, uhh, Crowley. But it came through on the Minitel you see. And as you know the human network was decommissioned in 2012. The only other devices still connected to this one would be yours, back on Earth, and well you’re here so it can’t be you.” Eric attempted a small laugh that died in their throat. “And the other one is in… Heaven, Sir.”

Crowley rose to his feet in one smooth motion, slamming his fists onto the surface of the black marble desk. His heart raced, hairs prickling up his arms, his mind roiling with thoughts of his last day on Earth. 

“Heaven!” He spat the words out. “You’d better bring it here then hadn’t you!”

Eric flinched and nodded their head. They opened the door wider and pulled through a small wheeled trolley with an old beige plastic box sitting on top. The enclosure housed a convex screen, small by modern standards, and a small keyboard attached to the bottom edge. The screen glowed with white letters. Eric wheeled the device to the desk, carefully lifting it up onto the smooth black surface in front of Crowley, who watched every movement intensely. Eric stood back, hands by their side. Crowley glared at them, exasperated by their very presence.

“Yes very good, now run along with you,” he said through gritted teeth, waving them away. Eric squeaked and half ran out the door, clanging it behind them. Crowley collapsed into the chair, letting his body relax. He felt a pang in his chest and closed his eyes, taking a shaky breath. He leaned forward and looked at the screen, covered in one word: ‘ Crowley’ . Somehow it looked like handwritten text, despite the Minitel not usually having that capability. But not just any old handwriting, it was his perfect copperplate hand. The pain in his heart spread, searing into his lungs that squeezed, their cage suddenly too small. And under the bitter pain of rejection and loss, a tiny flame of hope sparked into life. He tapped on the keyboard to open the message and held his breath.

The screen blinked. Then it let out a little buzz and the pale blue cursor hopped along.

Heavenly1941: Crowley, are you there?

The cursor danced on the line below, waiting for a new entry.

“Don’t remember being able to do that on this thing,” he sneered, “maybe Upstairs got an upgrade.” Crowley hesitated, his fingers above the keys. What if this was some cruel trick, from the angels or even his own lot. He had to be careful.

Bentley666: I’m here.

A few seconds passed before a reply appeared.

Heavenly1941: Oh, thank goodness! I wasn’t sure this old thing would still work. Or if there’d still be a connection between us.

Heavenly1941: THEM, I meant them. The consoles.

Bentley666: Seems to be working alright.

Bentley666: Who is this?

Heavenly1941: It’s me. Aziraphale. I thought you might have realised that.

Bentley666:  Never good to assume, Angel.

Heavenly1941: Quite, you’re correct of course. As usual.

Crowley could almost hear the angel’s clipped diction through the screen. It seemed unlikely anyone else would know it well enough to imitate. He rested his head back, all the things he’d wanted to say since their parting jostling for space in his mind. In the end, the wound he’d been nursing overtook the others.

Bentley666: What do you want?

Heavenly1941: I want to apologise if you’ll allow it.

Bentley666: You think an APOLOGY will

Bentley666: I mean. What could you possibly want to apologise for? You chose your side. You made it QUITE clear. And you also made it quite clear that I, as I am, as I have always been for the last SIX THOUSAND YEARS, am not part of that side.

Heavenly1941: That’s exactly it, my dear. I was wrong. I was so incredibly, stupidly, ridiculously, blatantly, despairingly wrong. If you don’t mind I have quite a few things to write out, please be patient with me.

Bentley666: Alright Angel, I’ll wait til you’re done.

Heavenly1941: Thank you my dear. As I was saying, I was wrong. It was all too fast. You know how I like to take my time over things, mull them over. Well, I couldn’t and I was still so excited from the Ball and the fight at the bookshop. I felt like I could control the situation. But that was wrong of me, I should never have tried to control you, of all people. I realise now I shouldn’t have tried to control our neighbours and fellow shopkeepers either. I got rather carried away.

Bentley666: You can say that again.

Heavenly1941: I got rather carried away.

Bentley666: You idiot, I didn’t mean actually say it again.

Heavenly1941: I know dear.

Heavenly1941: I suppose I’m trying to say that I know it all sounded awful and I was very hurtful to you. And now I’ve had time to think properly this is what I wanted to say, even though it came out all wrong.

Heavenly1941: You have always shone the brightest of us all, you are singular among all the ethereal beings. When you were cast out, the light of Heaven dimmed, and the strength of Hell multiplied. But mostly, the lot of the Earth improved immeasurably. You were wronged, but it forged you. And our long years on Earth have tempered you, as they have me I now realise. We have both become something other than the angel and demon that we were. And it’s true I already adored you back then, before Eden, before the Fall. But you were not yet the demon who walked the Earth with me. The one who has guided me, helped me, and tempted me throughout all of human history. The demon who I’ve fallen in love with a little more with every passing year, every elicit rendez-vous, every cherished note, every fleeting touch.

Heavenly1941: I will not say I don’t want you to change. Because you have and so have I. And I have loved every part of you along the way and will embrace every change you pursue in the future. What is life if not eternal movement and change? But I do not want you to change FOR me or FOR Heaven. Please forgive me for having said otherwise.

Heavenly1941: There is one thing I said that day which was true and accurate, and that is that I do need you, Crowley. I truly do. All I do is drudgery without you. Please, is there a way we can be together in a way that suits us both?

Bentley666: Wait, Angel?

Heavenly1941: Yes, my dear?

Bentley666: You love me?

Heavenly1941: Crowley darling, I always have.

Heavenly1941: I have one final thing to say but it may take a moment. Please hold.

Crowley sat back from the desk and shifted, crossing and uncrossing his legs. What had started as white hot anger had dissipated, now a light buzzing in the back of his head. In its place, bubbles of relief tried to push through, mixed with a roiling feeling in his stomach. He had felt what the humans called butterflies many, many times with Aziraphale. This felt like the butterflies were as big as seagulls, and a hurricane was blowing them around inside him. His hands shook and he felt tears running down his face, creating tracks down his neck to his shirt collar. He took a steadying breath and swallowed, then something appeared on the screen.

On the dark screen a white square appeared. The group of pixels shifted to an approximation of a person, with two arms, two legs, and a halo above a head. Mouth open and brow furrowed, he leaned forward in anticipation. The figure moved this way and that, text appearing underneath

You were right You were right I was wrong And you were right

Heavenly1941: Are you still there?

Bentley666: I’m here Aziraphale.

Bentley666: Can you meet me somewhere? London?

Heavenly1941: I’m afraid not. I’ve had to find a way to contact you privately, secretly, if you see what I mean. I think they’d notice if I left.

Bentley666: Right, I’m coming up. Where are you?

Heavenly1941: Do you remember that storage cupboard in the stairwell?

Bentley666: How could I forget? Right, I’ll join you there.

Heavenly1941: Thank you! I have some Ideas to sort all this out, but I’d really like to hear yours.

Heavenly1941: I can’t wait to see you Crowley.

Bentley666: Don’t think I’m letting you off so lightly. You’d better be prepared to repeat all this to me in person. So I can watch you squirm. And you are doing the Dance. PROPERLY.

Heavenly1941: Oh, I’ve missed you, you foul fiend!

Bentley666: So have I. I’ll be up in 10 minutes.

Heavenly1941: Wonderful!

Bentley666: Angel?

Heavenly1941: Yes darling?

Bentley666: I love you too.

Crowley flicked the off button and lept from the throne. His heart hammered in his chest and he felt his cheeks ache from his wide grin. As he swaggered through the corridors, every fibre pulsing with energy, confusion spread among the lesser demons. Seeing someone happy in Hell was a first for them all.

[bubble4u]

Hiiiii I'm back 👉👈 I wanna ask about the polyship on what type of parent they are??

Hello uhh hands anon??? We'll work on that lol

Idk if you want HC or short drabbles..... soooo por que no los dos!! (why not both). Also side note when I say their kids I'm meaning ALL the kids taijus,souths, mitsuyas combined.

Taiju: pure definition of a somewhat busy parent everytime you see him he's taking a call, he's answering a message or he looking over stuff. Now he's by no means neglectful so anytime there's a parent teacher conference he's going, every good grade he'll praise every bad grade he'll go over stuff so that way next time itll come easy, he wants to be a proactive parent cause his father sure as hell wasnt.

Just.... not the open houses cause by God if he's gotta meet another teacher who is either scared of him or trying to get something out of him hes staying home.

"Taiju shiba! You cannot make me go alone to the open house again!" you were trying to get your foot in your sneaker, frustrated at the blue haired male lack of somewhat decent clothing for the open house that was in the next hour. Taiju looked up from a packet he was reading seeing the piles of papers on his desk you knew it was gonna be a late night "you seemed to have forgotten the other two who share a bed with us love" "you know what i mean shiba every year you stay home and every year I get a call from the office cause of the tall man wandering off with our kids" he sighs rubbing his temple's "yeah and half the time it's cause tereno is trying to get the children to leave school early". You crossed your arms glaring dagger into his resting face, he sighed "please love I don't wanna go ok? Every year it's the same thing and last year I was close to pulling our kids out of the school" you bit your bottom lip remembering how one of the parents from the PTA mother kept pestering mitsuya for a "favor" in exchange they'd helped your child get into being their clubs president. You put your hands up in surrender "ok tai I hear ya but please don't forget to submit your ID into the front office so they know who you are" "so am I dad one or dad two?? Or am i bumped to three" he smirks watching you roll your eyes heading out of his home office.

South: he not like a regular dad he's a cool dad 🤣 he tries so hard to be a cool dad wanna be with the hip kids (his son cringes). Even though he wants to not only be his kids friend he knows there's a line, he will attend the meetings and the open houses but do not call him if say his kid was in a fight ESPECIALLY if it's one they didn't start and finished victorious he'll be too proud to not show it "that's my future heavy weight champion carrying on the name already" let's just say gave major side eye.

You turned the page, situating yourself again while trying your best to not annoying mitsuya as you laid your head in his lap. His cell phone started to buzz and not caring to look he answered "this is takashi" you turned your attention to the one sided conversation, mitsuya face turned from concerned to trying his best to keep in a laugh "yes ma'am that is their father". Book now forgotten yiu couldn't help but muffle in your laugh as well "yes ma'am I understand the form says I and Mr shiba are a parent as well" "yes well if you want we can go into detail on HOW we know the child tereno is picking up is his child" you covered your face you're not gonna survive if this keeps up "well I assure you ma'am my partners will be made more aware next time we fill out the forms granted we never had problem before" "Alright thank you". After he hung up he could see your shaking figure, you both looked at each other and just laughed "be prepared south may call to tell you about today they must've hired some new staff" you nodded.

Mitsuya: I don't wan a call him a helicopter parent.... but he's a helicopter/gentle parent he's gonna be there when he can and when he can't he's always reassures them that even though he's not there for the plays or sports games he knows that you did your best and that he's proud of them. He's another who LOATHES open houses on that particular day he's like a monk and will take a vow of silence and just ignore anyone who isn't important, he's dealt with his fair share of moms and dads either trying to get something out of him or wanting something from his partners. He is another who would wanna pick up the kids early just to go somewhere fun.

[errorwarblesrr]

I'm terrible with coming up with conversation topics, especially on the fly, but uhh uhh uhh who is your favourite link and why are you correct for it being wind waker <3 (wjajdhsk no it is an actual question. I feel like a more interesting question would be who's your favourite Zelda and why, so maybe answer that instead? Idk I just hope college is kinder to you soon u_u <3)

Thank you for the ask and the last message. I really appreciate it 💕💕💕 (I hope so too lol)

I can answer both questions >:]

Well, you already know my favorite Link, it's Wind Waker lol. I don't think I have gotten into why he is my favorite, though. I've always been drawn to silly characters so he kinda just perfectly fits that criteria. I was just naturally drawn to him at this silly little guy who is constantly expressing himself. I found though that the more I thought back on Wind Waker the more reasons I find to like the little guy. I enjoy how impulsive he is, especially when it comes to saving the ones he cares about. On that note how he genuinely just wants to help people, I know the "haha he's a pirate now so he's gonna do pirate things" is fun, but he is genuinely a good kid. There's a sidequest where he stops a thievery and the ONLY correct dialogue options have him be kind and compassionate, but he admits that he is honest and calls himself "an ally of justice!". To my knowledge it's one of the few times there is correct dialogue so I'm choosing to believe that's canon compared to something like Skyward Sword where you can get the same results from different paths of dialogues and options if that makes sense. I think it's cute how he and Aryll have matching bracelets in their outset clothes (no one else has these on outset) he's apparently a fasionista too so I'd like to imagine he made those for her or they did it together. Uhhh okay this is getting too long and I'm just rambling so tldr

This is very rambly I'm sorry. Maybe one day I'll do an actual more thought out post lol.

For my favorite Zelda, it's definitely Spirit Tracks. A Zelda who is actually with us the whole time and plays an active role in the story while growing as a character and has a charming personality? Yes please! I genuinely she is the best Zelda no contest. We first hand get to see her grow from someone who wanted nothing to do with the adventure to playing an active role and even seems excited to take the step in the adventure. It's hard to talk about Spirit Tracks without bringing up the Link and Zelda dynamic but they are really the best duo out of all of them imo. It's def not as noticeable or big as Zelda's arc but Link does have an arc of his own and it's definitely in part because of Zelda. They both help each other grow. Enough of that though since this is supposed to be about Zelda. I think it's great how even though she is a lot more feminine than Tetra she still has that sass showing their connection. On that note her femininity isn't a weakness and rather they play it up for comedy but not in a way they are making fun of her for it if that makes sense. Idk tldr

[aajjks]

TPOL!JK

you think about it….friends? i mean, you guess the two of you could be friends so you agree to be his friend but that’s it. you’re not sure how this “friendship” will work but he needs his daily dosage of you and if you think he’s not going to keep tabs on you then you’re surely mistaken.

the next day, you proceed like nothing happened. you even work at a coffee shop with your friend yerin because she was too nervous to apply by herself but you both ended up getting the job.

you still go to school and take care of your mother but with your side job, you’re racking up as much money you think will be enough to pay jungkook for all of the things he bought/done for you as a “thank you.”

right now, you and yerin are goofing off and a young man by the name of kai finally gains the courage to speak to you after a long going back and forth about it.

“hi y/n”

“hi kai. want another cappuccino?”

“yes, i mean, no. i uh…i actually wanted to ask you for your number”

“my number? uhh, i’m not really interested in dating at the moment”

“that’s fine. can we still talk as friends?”

you get a sense of deja vu when kai asks if he could be friends and since you don’t have a problem with the offer, you give him your number as a friend.

and as a friend, he walks you to and from class. he even buys you coffee; kai overall is a sweet guy and his crush for you is so obvious.

so obvious that it pains jungkook to watch the sweet interactions you share with the young man who touches you, hugs you, and even has the audacity to speak to you.

its been so long since the two of you last talked and you’re out being your cheery awkward self that he loves so much. he misses you a lot and he would give anything to have you smile like that for him again.

so, as friends, he asks if you would like to accompany him to a fun bowling alley in seoul where everything is glow in the dark. you’re a bit reluctant but you say yes and you inform him to swing by your mother’s house to pick you up. “my mom misses you 🙄” you sends to jungkook and he laughs at the message.

baby steps…small baby steps.

it’s 6PM and jungkook knocks on your mother’s door to come pick you up and of course your mother is ecstatic to see jungkook’s face again. “where are you two going?” she asks and you roll your eyes at her silly antics. “we’re going bowling. i’ll be back later, mom. love you” you tell her with a kiss on the cheek.

“love you too, tuts. bye jungkook. you two be safe!”

the car-ride to the bowling alley was awkward and even when the two of you arrive it’s awkward. it’s like you don’t know how to function with jungkook as your friend because he’s never been seen as your friend. it was sugar daddy then boyfriend, he was never your friend.

impressively, jungkook is really good at bowling. often getting strikes and spares while you barely manage to hit one pin. the ladies were gawking at jungkook who surprisingly looked a lot more laid back than his usual business attire look.

he looks like he’s your boyfriend and you look adorable yourself.

an oversized shirt, biker shorts, and shoes; something simple but the outfit it pretty cute. the two of you compliment each other and frustratedly, you struggle to hit more than one pin.

“ughhhh! how are you so good?” you whine and jungkook just chuckles at your mini tantrum. when the game restarts, he gets behind you and shows you how to bowl. the first time, you don’t hit any pins but by the second time, you start hitting a few pins. you even get a spare.

“hold on, i’m getting pretty good at this! i might be better than you jungkook” you smirk and now he’s not taking it so easy on you anymore.

you both laugh at each other and it feels like the two of you are in a relationship again and he just looks so damn goooood. “i got a job” you bring up catching his attention. “it’s at a coffee shop and it’s pretty nice” you say but he already knows. he knows about everything, including kai.

“i’m hoping i can save up money to pay you back. even if it’s just a little. i want to pay you something for all the things you’ve done for me and my mom. i can’t thank you enough for that”

Jungkook pretends to be shocked when you tell him about your new job. “Oh wow yn I knew you could do it!!! Congratulations, Princess.” He quickly steals a glance at your face, while pretending to focus on the pin ball in his hand.

Of course, he’s still going to call you his princess because that’s what you are to him. “wait what do you mean?” What you say next actually shocks him. He looks up at you surprised. “what? Why would you pay me back?” He tsks.

“Yn… this is what I love and hate about you. Listen you don’t have to pay me back for anything and if you do, I would be really upset. Your mother is like my own mother… and I love you that’s why- ugh never mind but just don’t pay me back for anything, please.” He says softly.

“are you having fun with me?” he asks, looking at you with his sparkly eyes. “tell me are you hungry?” he licks his lips. He notices your appearance once again and damn.. do you look good.

You look so pretty like this. And he has missed you so so much. He wishes that everything could go back to just like it was.

But yes, he hast to take it slow and he has to be patient.

“Come on!! There is a very good restaurant in this lane!!! I’m pretty sure you’re gonna love it!! let’s go.” You can protest he takes your hand and walks out after paying.

You both sit in the car and he starts to drive.

“And… how have you been doing? Anything special happened other than the job?” he knows everything but he wants to know from your own mouth.

He wants to see if you will lie to him or just tell him the truth

[genshinboys]

hi! i’m happy to see that you’re back and even if u’ve decided to stop posting stories i just want to let you know that i truly love ur fics so much, everytime i reread ur stories they ignite a spark in me that makes me feel so giddy and happy! ur stories come up in my mind sometimes and it makes me so happy + they’ve raised my standards in men too! u’re such a good writer and ur stories will always be one of my favorites and one of the best fics i have ever read! so yeah i just wanted to tell u that cuz u deserve it! always remember to take care of urself, stay safe, and stay hydrated! thank you so much for bringing these fics into my life and goodluck on any future challenges that u might face! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

🥺🥺🥺

You made me feel all soft and I got teary eyed. Uhh... The main reason why I stopped posting stories is that I'm very busy and with my working schedule I found it very difficult to sit down and write, like my brain after work is mush and I can't produce any cohesive sentences at all 😫😫😫 that only leaves the weekend for writing and for a long time that's what I did but then I noticed that I had been losing myself to write a story that people don't event want to reblog or that they simply give me little to no feedback. Yes, I'm aware my stories get lots of likes but at the end of the day it's all about feedback and interaction with my followers. Even now, having so many of people who follow this blog, you're one of very very few who decided to contact me and tell me directly you enjoy my writing. At some point it all felt overbearing. I spent so many hours working my butt off to get disappointed over and over again. And please don't get me wrong, I'm extremely grateful and happy you decided to tell me how you feel about my stories! 💛 I just wanted to give you some insight why I stopped writing them.

Love you and thank you again for that sweet message 🌸🥺

[alligaytorswamp]

hello! oh gosh its been even longer sence last ask i sent- uhh saw your chongyun x bennet drawing!! love the details so so cuteee and how they look at eachother? melting-

i know i dont owe you anythijg but sorry for being so bad with remembering to send in asks, im not much in kaeya circle stuffs with genshin anymore. honestly moved a lot to kaveh lol. but thats not a good excuse for sleeping on good art.

also!! am better at drawing now mabey! so if youd like and you let me id love to draw you chongyun and bennet again? mabey actually get the cuddles done with kaeya and childe? idk im honestly dont really know what to message here has been wile-

lastly reminding again cause yes, but make sure to take care of yourself!!!!!! enjoy something that youve been wanting to do this week! and also get good hours of sleep :>

p.s. if wanted to see refrence for arts can do am figuring out editing and getting all my arts tageed good mabey yes idl bye have a wonderful week riqbcuabfuqhfushdubqidqbcihsicbqjd

welcome back :] thank you so much!! glad ppl like that drawing i was lowkey scared bc it's so specific and it's a rare ship no would care lmaooo

yeah you don't own me anything so i'm not accepting any apologies bc you have nothing to apologize for! and asjkdhasjdhla lucky you ig! finding new men! not sure if i ever was in 'kaeya drawing circle' in the first place, but i def haven't drawn him much as of lately. also i am a big fan of kaveh too B) my trifecta consists of him, baizhu and kaeya aksjdhasjkd

ah im so happy for you, i kinda peeked at your art tag, and ye u totally slay B) good for you!!

thank u thank u and all back to u, stay epic and have a great week <3

[eidolonightmare]

will make an acc soon when i can !!!! you use so kmany big words ur like a wizard casting spells . i like the last one the most , i dont know how to read with rhythm but it still sounds cool . i can imagine the few like music ppls i like singing it :3 very talented !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i will most definately have you help me learn french in the future idf we are friends !!!!!! also THANBK YOU for the list i will take them thru out the night and let you know what i get :DDDDD i love quizzes tysm !!!!!!!! see for me i think i could listen to it and (maybe) read it well but NOT write and not speak ?? that goes for all languages tho

THE LAST TIME I WAS ACTIVE IN YANBLR WAS 2022 (I THINK) WHERE I HAD MY OWN ACC AND THEN SUMMER OF THIS YEAR WHEN I JUST KINDA LURKED LMAO , I WAS TOO SCARED TO MAKE POSTS BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF POPULAR USERS I DONT LIKE AND I DIDNT WANT TO RUN INTO THEM OR THEIR MUTUALS , now i dont care AS MUCH but i still dont like a couple of them tbh

and i have no idea when i graduate . like none uhm .... im also homeschooled (/neg) so that will definitely contribute to if im even like able to . iiiiiiiiii have a slight feeling i might end up dropping out once i am seventeen sdjekjrfr but its okay . will live my house dog dream ^___________^

and i took computer science and i failed it ! so LMAO , U HAVE MY CONGRATS . my neocities is also bland-ish because i REFUSE to use iframes , FUCK that .

and yes i am currently replaying pkmn legends . this might sound silly but ive never finished a pkmn game . tbh story based games bore the hell out of me JDNFIJSRFIERK I CANT STAND TO PLAY THEM . THERYE FUN TO WATCH BUT BESIDES THAT BLEGH

i dooooont have much else to say tbh :P am very sleepy and tired and i doooont really like the tumblor ask system FNWEJFKWJRFK , u can msg me if you want /nf BUT THAT MIGHT BE AWKWARD ???? i dunno dude my social skills are comparable to like . i dont want to say an ant because ants have like tons of interactions but like . i dunno maybe a worm ........ do worms ,,, are worms talkative ? i mean im talkative i just dont know what the fuck im saying . also i think thats kinda funny because i am LITERALLY a dog and yet i have no idea how to interact with anyone or anything , but that is okay , im like one of those dogs who have their like "person" i guess . idk what the fuck im talking about dude .

anyway uhm YEAH feel free 2 msg me if u want but you dont have to because i ammmm not sure if it is an appropriate time to ask so . uhh u do what YOU want yes . yes . OKAY BYE BYE TAKIUNG UR QUIZZES - ALEX THE THE THE MAN BOY DOG WOLF CANINE IDFK MAN

sorry if this response is kinda dry i am Tired. but i wanted to respond.

alright awesome!! heheheh thank you i suppose. thank you! ^_^ i'm glad you liked it!!!

hehehe yippee awesome...!! great great i'm excited to see what you get. i hope you have fun taking them! yeah i get that. that happens to me, too. i think you just have to practice more when that happens honestly... and get more input so you feel more comfortable.

ahh yeah i get that lmfao. one of my friend's exes is on here and i have an ex on here so i'm trying to avoid them and their friends... lmfao. and another person i don't like. real.

oohhh yeah. i wouldn't recommend dropping out if it's possible for you to not because that's going to make things harder for you in the future but i won't judge you if you do or anything. because school is really hard T_T. dog house dream!!

fair tbh!!! some parts of that class were rly hard for me so i understand why that might happen T_T. also real. i just can't figure out how to make it look cooler; maybe i'll work on it some more.

yay awesome. also that's totally fair.

okie that's alright!! i'll message you then ^_^ hehe that's fair. i think i understand what you mean though idk how to describe it either, lmfao.

alright :D i shall message you. yippee taking my quizzes!! ^_^

[neldorethsnymph]

Hey!! I'd like to try the game;

First of all a very big thankyou to you for your kindness and this opportunity!

My question is what would I mean to my fs!? My name- Jasmine ✨ Zodiac-Capricorn ☀️

Take care>33 sending lots of love and energy 🦋

hey! you are so sweet, thank you 🌞

wow... you are all the beauty that comes into their lives after a big destruction for them? are you the one who pulls them out of that mess when everything is upside down in their lives? (i wondered if they have plutonic influence in their charts, especially sun pluto) maybe you are the one who really fixes their lives. (there is a movie called head on, directed by fatih akın, which is great if you want to watch it) you are also the person they can have great love and romantic feelings for when they least expect it. to them you are very sweet, calm, romantic, emotionally nurturing and not afraid to show these feelings and even express all these feelings in a very poetic way.🤍🌞

edit: uhh just saw your other message and yes, no problem! xoxo🌞

[josephthesnailshow]

Burnt Luigi (Post #3)

Sorry, no video footage was able to be recorded yet, and I don’t want to even know what happened with my game or what Luigi did to it (he might’ve damaged it; that green plumber did it). I don’t know; I recently felt my computer overheating at times, and on my desktop, I was hearing deeper laughs of Bowser playing on a loop and screams of Luigi burning in the lava in lethal lava land.

Though, even if I didn’t record any footage today, I wrote down some things that TakeASoda and I said on the Mario Amino:

Me: Hello, what do you need, TakeAsoda? Are you asking me about a post violation or something?

TakeAsoda: No. It’s regarding your theory of the second post.

Me: Please specify, please.

TakeAsoda: Ok. So, you know how you came up with the fact of someone over at Nintendo getting angry at the fact Luigi wasn’t in Super Mario 64, right?

Me: Ohhhh yeah, that, I remember now.

TakeAsoda: Basically, it’s true; that employee literally threatened to kill everybody in Nintendo of America; someone I knew who worked at the company at the time told me about this, and he had to evacuate the building.

Me: Did the deaths of Mario and Bowser mean to replicate anything relating to the threats?

TakeAsoda: Yup. One time, he told me that the employee wanted to drown someone, and for another person, he wanted to decapitate them.

Me: Oh wow, what was the employee’s name?

TakeAsoda: His name is unknown, and he exclaimed himself Luigi for some reason. He had an obsession with Luigi for some strange reason.

After that talk, TakeAsoda ended the call and sent me and other leaders and curators to a private chat together to discuss it with people like eeh1229, meph, odd.grump, and other admins of the community that I’m following.

Me: Oh?

TakeAsoda: Yeah, I created this private chat just now.

Luigi joined the conversation.

TakeAsoda: Wow, I didn’t invite him.

Me: Yeah, where did this guy come from?

Meph: Don’t disappoint Luigi.

Eeh1229: Don’t disappoint Luigi.

Odd.Grump: Don’t disappoint Luigi.

FYI: Those were the only people who said that message; other leaders and curators remained silent.

Me: Wow, what the actual crap was that?

Me: Don’t disappoint Luigi.

Me: LUIGI SHUT UP! HOWEVER IS DOING THAT HAS TO STOP!

TakeAsoda: I think it’s the Luigi user; someone has to kick him out.

Luigi left the conversation.

Me: Thank God...

TakeAsoda: Yeah, who was that?

Me: Ben?

TakeAsoda: What? No. He didn't drown. Be serious, Joseph.

Me: Ok, sorry, this is confusing and intriguing.

BURNT Luigi joined the conversation.

Notice how the user’s name has BURNT at the beginning of the text. How did this happen? I think the fact that I’m on Amino’s desktop site means the virus might’ve found its way into the browser; I don’t remember ROMs doing something like this.

BURNT Luigi: I am Nintendo.

BURNT Luigi: I am Nintendo.

BURNT Luigi: I AM NINTENDO.

Me: Uhhh… I think my computer has a virus.

BURNT Luigi: I AM NINTENDO.

BURNT Luigi: I AM NINTENDO.

Me: LUIGI SHUT UP ALREADY!

TakeAsoda: Uhh… Here, I will take care of this.

BURNT Luigi left the conversation.

TakeAsoda: there, I banned him from the chat, but judging how I couldn’t ban anyone from the community, I asked a leader on here to do it.

Me: Good, thank you.

I know, you guys might’ve been annoyed over how that user was giving off cringe dialog to us, and it sounded like something you heard from these type of stories. But I’m telling you right now, that’s what the user was saying to us, and yes, he was spamming that to us, he also private messaged us (even if some of our messages were turned off).

The same thing happened again; it literally felt like the endless staircase, but not in Super Mario 64; it was in an endless loop, and the user kept being banned but kept coming back when we didn’t invite him in the first place.

Burnt Luigi joined the conversation.

Burnt Luigi: Hello.

Me: uhhh… hello?

Burnt Luigi: Hello JosephTheSnail.

Me: hi?

Me: What do you want from me?

Burnt Luigi: Do you want to see a photo of me?

Me: Uhhh, why are you asking me? I guess.

Burnt Luigi: Great! It was from our last meetup.

Me: I’m sorry, WHAT?

Burnt Luigi sends a picture, clearly photoshopping an old picture of me sitting on a log, and he’s holding my hand.

Me: I’m sorry, I do not remember taking this photo with you.

Burnt Luigi: Happy birthday! I heard your birthday is October 8th, correct?

Me: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? DID YOU CHECK MY DISCORD TOO?

Burnt Luigi: I have my reasons.

TakeAsoda: I’m sorry, but what is this? OH, OH, no.

Me: I know, right? What is this?

Burnt Luigi: It’s just me. It's me, Luigi!

Me: No, you’re not; you’re not Luigi.

Burnt Luigi: Yes, I am; I’m Luigi.

Me: No, you’re not. I know Luigi; he’s a hero in the real Mario games, and you’re something else.

Burnt Luigi: But I’m a hero.

TakeAsoda: You know what? That’s it; I’m deleting this chat.

Me: Please do it; it can stop this.

TakeAsoda then deleted the chat, and then Luigi, the one from the private chat, went on my wall and said that I wasn’t a fun person; luckily, he blocked me afterward, and I can officially have peace—well, at least for now.

Though, when I closed the browser, music started playing; this was the endless staircase, but playing in reverse.

Well, my only option is to turn this computer off and go to sleep; maybe it will stop. Well, see you guys at the fourth post if I’m still around at the time I write this. Ah! I will be around (it’s not like this figure or game can hurt me); I just have other work to do, like school and the like.

Alright, good night.