#thanks for the fun Lae'zel

[csphire]

Dammon is being rather cheeky here...

Let's admit it, Dammon would be this mischievous in bed, if not more.

Disclaimer: screenshots made possible by this mod. No disrespect towards the other companions intended. We use this mod because it's the only option we have right now.

[a2zillustration]

The final day

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[kuuttituutti]

Best of BG3 memes i've made to make my friends laugh (Suomi Edition)

[astarionposting]

she def looks like some creepy obsessed cultist in these 😭😭 durgetav playthrough 2/?

[rowanisawriter]

Galezel tirosy I beg!!!

bad knees

bg3, gale/lae’zel, rated g, ~750 words

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“Nothing to worry about here,” he says, although she hasn’t asked or even opened her mouth. “I’m just feeling this storm in my knees. Something you’ll understand when you get older. I think,” he adds, giving her a quick once over. His eyes linger on the tightness of her skin, taut over muscle, the power plain in her arms and her thighs. He looks away, up at the sky, assessing the storm pattern.

“Feel the storm?” she repeats, frowning. “In your knees? Is this a spell?”

He laughs. “No, it’s not a spell. Just age.”

btw if you reading this want to prompt me, my menu is right here :)

[dullahanblorboposting]

[des-no9]

1, 7, 29!!!! For the dialogue-ey ask :3

From the Tav Banter and Dialogue ask !

All written for Vanquish

1. Clicking on them once (non-combat)

"Can I help you?" "Hands off, love." "Caiphon sees, I speak." "Saw you in my dreams."

7. Attacked by a party member

"You're playing with fire, and I bloody hate fire." "Are you blind as well as asking for it?" "Ooh, harder." "Careful, Caiphon's watching."

29. Party banter with Lae'zel

Going with Van's canon story that she and Voss get together :>

Act 1 Lae'zel: I observed you were asleep with your eyes open last night. Is that something you teef-ling do? Vanquish: (laughs) do you just watch us istik sleep for fun? Lae'zel: And my kin. It was important growing up to know who really sleeps and those who are good at pretending to. Vanquish: And I threw you for a loop? Lae'zel: If that means 'confused me' then yes. Gale: Is no-one going to address the need to know who fake sleeps and who does not. Vanquish or Astarion: Makes sense to me.

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Lae'zel: You never answered why you sleep with your eyes open. Vanquish: If in doubt, the answer is always Caiphon. Lae'zel: Your patron? Vanquish: I sleep, Caiphon wakes, sees. I've been told speaks, too. Lae'zel: Sleeping next to you must be irritating. Vanquish: Why don't you try it sometime. Lae'zel: Chk.

Act 2

Lae'zel: You're just a tool to him. Something necessary he needs. Vanquish: Maybe I'm okay with that. Lae'zel: An istik with such little self respect? How dull. Vanquish: I just know what I want, Lae'zel. Do you?

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Lae'zel: You seem more familiar with my kin and our customs than most. Vanquish: Live long enough and you'll meet plenty of strange faces, Lae'zel. Lae'zel: Tiefling's lifespans are nothing compared to most other races are they not? Vanquish: Yeah. I decided that wasn't for me. Lae'zel: And just how old are you? Vanquish: Open me up and see. Karlach: (laughs) What a line, plum.

Act 3

Lae'zel: Have you told Kith'rak Voss about the ghaik? Vanquish: Working on it. Lae'zel: Trying to get yourself another impaling before you stop lying? Vanquish: (laughs) I'm not lying, it's just omission. Know the difference, Lae'zel. Lae'zel: Do you think he'll care about the difference?

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Vanquish: What does the tir'su tattoo on Orpheus' chest mean, Lae'zel? Lae'zel: It's an old word from our beginnings; t'lak'var. It means- Vanquish: Freedom. Severance. Lae'zel: Chk. Have you been reading my slates, again? Vanquish: Something like that.

[vitanithepure]

if the origin companions where fruits they would be...?

Lae'zel - a kiwi! The hard, sour type

Wyll - a peach! The soft and sweet variety

Karlach - red habanero! You can't tell me peppers are not fruits!

Astarion - a coconut!

Shadowheart - an apple! Of the super crunchy, dry but sweet varienty (green? lol, I am not an expert on apples)

Gale - grapes! The ones that have this spicy aftertaste, I think the purple ones had it?

[gith-egg]

what if - hear me out here - tieflings have claws like dogs (they grow basically like a human fingernail, just more claw-shaped) but githyanki have claws like cats (the outermost layer sheds periodically to keep them sharp)

[blujayonthewing]

I actually cannot believe how fucking powerfully baldur's gate has gripped me

[lixbf]

so uhm i mightve gotten baldurs gate and. is there a way to like undo your choice of agreeing to sleeping w a character at that party. bc i didnt think my approval w shadowheart was high enough for the dialogue options to be abt that and like shes cool and all that but i mean. i dont wanna sleep with her

[asterroses]

cant decide between which one to go with so poll time ^-^ [both r oath of the ancients]

[murchellie]

The 💕​ eyes 💕​

Girls edition!

The last post with 4d series, it was fun and thank you all for the love you gave to my silly little drawings :"> now I can go and finish all my dragon age wips, maybe...

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Lae'zel | Shadowheart | Minthara | Karlach

✦ boys edition!

Commission : Open

[coreene]

When companions reject to do the love test with you...

... they are not pulling back any punches xD Here are the burns you can bestow upon Tav by asking someone with low approval to join you for the love test.

Shadowheart

Partnered - It can't hurt, I suppose - unless you embarrass me. Then you might find yourself hurting in a whole manner of ways. (half-joking warning to a lover.)

High Approval - Love, is it? I hadn't realised I'd bowled you over that much. Give it a try, then - impress me. (playful)

Positive Approval - I say you'd better start looking for your true love, because it's not me.

Negative Approval - What do I say? Melon... donkey... sunrise? Whichever words will get you to leave me out of this.

Lae'zel

Partnered - Yes. But be warned - I play to win.

High Approval - Chk. I don't see the harm.

Positive Approval - Not today. Or any other time, come to think of it.

Negative Approval - I'd sooner slice off both my hands and feed them to a rabid boar.

Karlach

Partnered - Yes, yes, yes! Let's do it!

High Approval - Hah! Absolutely. This is gonna be great fun.

Positive Approval - Mmm, I don't think so. Seems a little... I don't know. Just no.

Negative Approval - With you? Please. That story's written in stone, and it ends with you on one side of the world and me on the other.

Astarion

Partnered - Oh my love, how could I say no?

High Approval - Oh I'm the one you love? Well my dear, how could I say no?

Positive Approval - A sweet gesture, but all... this? It's not really for me. (refusing to take a 'love test' from a dryad.)

Negative Approval - Wait, I'm the one you love? Oh no - oh that's so sad. (shocked, laughing - someone he didn't like just asked Astarion to take a love test with them) But no, there's absolutely no way this is happening. (amused, but emphatically refusing to take a 'love test' from a dryad)

Wyll

Partnered - I'm more than game. Let's do it.

High Approval - Why not? Could be good for a laugh.

Positive Approval - I don't think so. But I appreciate the offer.

Negative Approval - No. Just no.

Minsc

Approval over 50 - Minsc is flattered, but surely you must know that his heart is already of the hamster shape. And twice as fuzzy. (player has just propositioned Minsc to have their prospects as lovers be estimated by a dryad - tone is affectionate)

Approval under 50 - ...Boo? Does our friend know another Minsc? One that they might be courting, perhaps? (player has just propositioned Minsc to have their prospects as lovers be estimated by a dryad - tone is dumbfounded, a stage whisper to Boo)

Jaheira

Approval over 50 - I'm flattered, but pick another. Watching the dryad make you cry will be entertainment enough.

Approval under 50 - Hm? Oh, the dryad is comely enough - but you? Don't poke at questions you don't want the answer to, cub.

Gale

Partnered - Thoroughly magical. Let's have at it. (enthusiastic)

High Approval - Well, if you insist... (slight hesitation)

Positive Approval - Perhaps you're overestimating my affection towards you a tad? You'd better seek a partner-in-embarrassment elsewhere. (unconvinced)

Negative Approval - No thank you. Sounds as appealing as milking cottage cheese directly from a geriatric cow. (ruthlessly disinterested)

Minthara

Partnered - I know my heart - and yours - better than this creature ever will. But we can indulge it if you wish.

High Approval - Fine. But if this creature can truly look into my heart, it best be careful what it reveals.

Positive Approval - The creature need not look into our hearts to see that I barely tolerate your existence.

Negative Approval - No. And if you refer to me as 'my dear' again, I will cut out your tongue.

Halsin

Partnered - Gladly. We each know the other's heart to the fullest - there is little to fear here.

Partnered (secondary) -  I thought you may have bestowed the honour on someone else. But if this is what you wish, so be it.

High Approval - I suppose we've braved greater dangers together than public embarrassment. Do as you wish.

Positive Approval - You flatter me... but also overestimate our bond, I think. Perhaps there is another you can turn to.

Negative Approval - Nature is my true love. You, I merely tolerate. (scornful)

[y-rhywbeth2]

Been thinking about Durge romances and how much I love the companions. Many people love Astarion's response when Durge gets their "kill your lover in their sleep" scene and, fair, that was the point that I unfortunately began to genuinely love the pointy bastard. I do enjoy watching him sass Bhaal. Plus you being the only one he's not afraid of in the world and also "we can compare notes" because he recognises what's happening, yes, yes.

And additional honourable mentions to Lae'zel and Karlach:

Lae'zel threatening to bite you back and informing you that if you don't beat Bhaal you will be fighting her and that will be much worse, topped with the gem of "Not to be maudlin, but I'm glad I didn't gut you."

Karlach asking you not to bite her because trying to eat her flesh will hurt you. also she growls back at you. and asking what the fuck you're talking about when Durge goes into one of their, uh, poetic moods. And parallels: "It's bad. I won't say it isn't. But... I've done worse. Powers beyond our control picked us to do their dirty work - that isn't our fault." I mean Durge has absolutely done worse, but I concede the gist of your argument.

But my favourite variants are these three (in no particular order):

Shadowheart's "Hells, what I wouldn't give for a boring lover sometimes" shortly before scolding you - "no biting!" Bad hellspawn! Bad! Use your words! - It's the middle of the night, she's tired, and she expected something way more fun that this damnit. (also; "She was starting to trust you. The only one she ever has. Pity it's coming to an end." *screaming*)

Wyll reminds us he's the one with the high charisma stat in this party with his pep talks: "The coast would sooner be swallowed whole by the Sea of Swords [before I'd hate you]." - "Rise up, meet its gaze. Show it no fear, and grant it no mercy." - "You are a champion. If this foe demands blood, then tear off its limbs and let it drink its own!" Never been more revved up to punch Bhaal in the face, thank you. And Sceleritas directly compares himself to Mizora and aAhHHHhhhhh-!

And then there's Gale, who clearly has no idea what's happening or what do about it. Get it out of your system, he says, trying his best to be supportive. "This is not good, if I may state the obvious." - "No, no clotting. I like my blood flowing in my veins, thank you most kindly." He would prefer not to die, thank you. 10/10. Durge is way too distracted by this to listen to Bhaal right now.

[eligobrrrrr]

Tried to doodle Lae'zel

Hello, Trick or Treat! (⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)づ🎃

I shall take your BG3 headcanons

Late reply but here's one!

Lae'zel doesn't have a sweet tooth per se, but I think she would like to bake. It's a very structured activity and very comforting, and I thinn it might be a nice bit of routine to help her adjust from leaving the military cult she was raised in.

Also the imagery of her wearing oven mitts is cute.