#thanks for the drugs ig /j

[thedemisapphic]

Hi!

So, making posts on my phone isn't working right now, but I've started a gofundme to help my get my first car. I'll explain more in a post tomorrow when it isn't midnight, but could y'all please interact with it so more people can know about it? I don't know many people, so I'm relying on others to help spread this to their own circles and communities and what have you. I have plans to get a job to start saving soon anyway, but it's really stressful and I'm very overwhelmed. I don't want to land myself in a nervous breakdown, so I'm getting help where I can to help make this transition in my life easier for me to navigate, though fully prepared to navigate hell. I looked at local job listings earlier today and filtered through 32 pages until I found 13 that I like. Tomorrow I make a resume, and then I'm seeking out support from a local place that helps people get jobs. It's truly amazing and I think will make this that much easier for me so I'm not a clueless little baby-adult.

Reblogs, likes, comments, sharing the gofundme link, whatever. I'm truly grateful to whatever y'all do to try to help me, and I hope to get enough support for me to comfortably get everything ready for when I move out in March next year.

My Nana was pretty iffy about the idea of me starting a gofundme, and gave me vibes like she thought we were better than beggars. Well, cheers to her, now she just won't know about it. Good job, Nana -.-" But that also means I can't really share this with family, because I do NOT need a bunch of people telling me "oh that's a bad idea" right now. I don't think I'd feel comfortable asking family for money anyway. Which is weird because I think the opposite is true for most people. But they can't give me anything anyway so eh. I'm just trying my best, life is hard and I just nervously started doing laundry because I couldn't sleep. And now here I am!

I'm going to watch some asmr videos and hopefully get some sleep amidst the oppressive clammy heat in my room right now but be on the lookout for that post! I'll make it tomorrow, and I'll also add a link to it to my masterpost so y'all can find it in the event it gets buried. bye bye and thank you <3

[lowkeyrobin]

EVIL DEAD RISE ; you can revive them

summary ; you're able to revive them from deadite-ism like the 2013 evil dead

includes ; danny, bridget, kassie (platonic), ellie, & beth

warnings ; language, demon stuff, blood, drugs/od'ing, horrible doctor explanation, I'm no doctor so ignore my horrible descriptions of this stuff LMAOOO

request from ; @acidthecorvid ; thank you for requesting!!

AN ; I got a little like basic idea of how the reviving works so I apologize if anything is incorrect, for some reason my brain couldn't process all the lore into how this worked lmaooo. I stuck with mias revival kinda thing w the defibrillator and fear streets od'ing and revival thing so hopefully this is good 😭😭

masterlist

DANNY

bringing him back scared the shit out of you

basically had to bury him in his bedsheets and somehow in some way, Beth got her hands on a defibrillator

she said something about it being in Fonda's room but you had no time to think

beth was over losing her family and you were too

danny wasn't meant to die, your straight hope of him surviving and not giving up on him is the only thing that saved him

kind of like that fear street scene of Sam dying and being brought back but with a fucking defibrillator instead of straight adrenaline shots and overdosing

restarting his heart and not being met with a deadite actually scared the hell out of you

he's knocked down for a while but he's able to escape the monde

BRIDGET

you were able to shove ellies medication into her mouth while she was knocked out after the first fight

maybe having her unconsciously od could possibly save her? who knows

you watched a couple movies of this kind of thing working, just having to restart her heart and hope the demon wouldn't be there

although it took a painfully long time, you were able to save her with epipens

a lot of them

from Gabriel's fridge

for a little while she's basically a walking corpse but she's able to survive

KASSIE

holy shit seeing her dead killed you inside

anger and sadness just took over and you manually brought her back to life

lots of cpr and epipens involved

but she ended up living

you gave up after a solid 10 minutes thinking she was dead but she was just knocked out cold by that point

I'd be surprised if her brain wasn't bleeding by then bc wtf

girly pop saved!

bad news about you tho.... /j /j

BETH

she's thrown into a wall, knocking her dead while fighting the abomination monster thing

you're able to kill it before saving Beth

she was on hella drugs already, so epipens and said drugs literally saved her

kassie crying while watching you try to save her aunt

shit she barely even knows you and she's crying into your chest

she takes a while to open her eyes but she's okay

"told you drugs are cool"

you wonder if she planned this out or not cause like??

ELLIE

you single handedly stop the deadite spread

you're op as shit wth

you're able to knock her down, use fondas defibrillator that he just has laying around (????), and revive her

basically restart her heart

she was dead for like 5 minutes solid before Beth calls the police from a landline on the street

"how the hell did you do that????"

"I don't even fucking know"

yall never talk about it again

you and danny hide the book back down under the parking garage and never speak of it again

just one of those family secrets ig

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[suekreandtheidiots]

There was an "Incorrect OC quotes" generator hype going on on IG a while ago and, of course, I couldn't not. 😂 I only just remembered that I wanted to take one particular quote PLUS a story reply from my friend Teo aka @teo-s-art-corner as an opportunity to ramble about some of the teenage gang a bit. The boys, to be precise. 😂

(I don't care if I'm shouting into the void here, that timeline gives me so much life, teenagers are hilarious. 😂 I also enjoy the feeling that writing them gives me, but that's for a different conversation!)

ANYHOO. Let's go!

"Fozzy is the most straightforward."

Yep. In a way, he is. Lance is very straightforward, too, as in "not afraid to speak his mind", but Fozzy has the tendency to just blurt out with whatever comes to his mind, without thinking. Lance is a liiittle more mindful about the things he says. He doesn't exactly have a filter either, he is just more "collected" in his choice of words, while Fozzy is just... BLAH, regardless of how dumb he sounds. 😂 He always appears a little "simpler" than others but that isn't at all the case: Fozzy is really intelligent. So. much. more. than he ever appears. I'm not saying he has the same academic brain that Lance has, but he's actually really clever... and calculating, of all things. That's part of why his parents were so desperate about him squandering a huge chunk of his youth and falling for sex, drugs and rock'n'roll instead. They knew that their son was a hundred percent aware what he was getting himself into there, they knew he knew he had the potential to do better. He just didn't care, he wanted to go nuts. It drove his parents mad. There's a certain darkness to Fozzy (at least to his younger version), too, that is hard to put into words... but it's definitely there. But yeah... unfiltered madness, for sure. 🤣

"Cal is oddly specific in his choice to commit violence."

Alright, this was a super fun sentiment (thanks Teo, I'm cackling again 😂) but I gotta say here that Cal really isn't one to randomly commit violence. 😂 Still, I always imagined him to have this bit of... hilarious randomness about him? Which makes this fitting. He just says weird and funny things at times, he's a delightful person, blessed with the kind of wit that makes people laugh. (Something I see in Ali, too, by the way. Both Cal and Ali have a bit of a male Lorelai Gilmore vibe to them, if I HAD to give an example.) So, when Cal blurts out with something like the above, he usually really doesn't want to punch people in the neck, it's just something randomly creative that comes to his mind and that he feels like sharing. 😂

"Mark is very polite."

He is. Mark is, indeed, very polite. A little calmer than his peers, too. I know I talked a little about him before, but I'll say it again: Despite all the weird crap, Mark was the most "progressive" of the gang in their time. Feminism, racism, ableism... pretty much anything regarding social injustice he had a better, clearer grasp of than his friends. The "male ego" wasn't really a thing for him, he knew how to properly apologise when he did or said something wrong, he was usually the one to call out sexist remarks towards the girls that most other boys usually tried to brush off as "Come on, it was a joke!". He sure had his flaws but Mark was a bit of a walking green flag. 😂 Girls felt safe around him, without actually being able to point out why. I still don't know what he does for a living nowadays but I really kinda see him working as an equal opportunities commissioner of a company or something. I don't know yet but he still has it in him, and he only got better over time. There's a reason Aimee stuck by his side. She saw all of it early on!

"Lance is seeing the bigger picture."

True. Lance's brain often goes where others don't. He is a pretty dominant person, too. I hate the term alpha-male for it's extremely negative connotation, Lance is aboslutely not that person, but he really is a bit of a natural leader; he just takes charge without thinking too much of it. He has major problems with authority, too. 😂 Sooo, seeing the bigger picture is a thing for him, mainly because he thinks that he has to, to stay in charge and protect his peers, but wanting to assert dominance for the sake of asserting/maintaining dominance also kinda is a thing for him. 🤣 It's hard to explain. He's just such a handful and I love him to pieces. 🤣

"Tim is wondering why he's still hanging out with these guys."

... yeah. 😂 I mean, Tim totally appreciates the friends he picks and the fun times he has with them, but I think what I failed to express so far is that Tim isn't actually always super cute and easygoing. He isn't exactly the Voice of Reason. He's more like the one who watches the stupidity unfold and who laughs when someone gets burned. 🤣 He's friend material in his own way, he values loyalty and he's kindhearted, too. He's blunt as fuck, though, and easily annoyed, too, which has always been a thing for him, not just because those weirdos tested his patience all the time. I know next to nothing about D&D but I always kinda saw him as this extremely annoyed healer of an adventuring party who sure does what he's there to do, but who often hasn't a whole lot of empathy to offer on top of that, especially not when the stupid outcome could have easily been prevented. 🤣 "Ah, she called you out on your shit? Good!", "Oh man, you have a hangover? Really? Those 38 shots were a bit too much, you think? Pf, lol, told you so. *carelessly tosses a pack of aspirin*" ... Tim was willing to stick around for anyone for sympathy, but he never tried to make excuses for anybody. Which made it easy for him to walk out on Cal, Fozzy (and Mark) when they planned the stupid prank on Lance. Being blunt and honest is one thing. Deliberately planning to cause harm and hurt was another. It was neither about demonising Cal nor protecting/coddling Lance, the whole thing was just something he couldn't have lived with, so he did the best he could think of and backed out.

Some additional thoughts:

I never wanted to create this little group as a mix of stereotypes, liiike... there isn't the designated "Goofball" or the "Stupid One" or the "Brainy One" or whatever else role there is that could be filled, so pleasepleaseplease always take these kinda things with a wee grain of salt! 😂 One of the parts I enjoy most about my own worldbuilding is how I want everyone to be humans in first place. Humans who don't always do what people expect them to, who are capable to surprise others, who have off days and also dull moments.

It's also why I don't really like answering questions like "Who is the most (insert adjective)?" ... like, sure, there are characters who have traits that shine brighter than their other traits, and I do enjoy a wee brush of stereotype here and there, too, of course, but I usually don't really think in certain categories and I really love keeping things and interactions as natural as possible. I just want to see people as a whole person and that is how I always treat my OCs, too!

[summerbirdie]

Jeremiah Fanfic:

Part 2

Notes: btw Addie is 16 and i only have plot for 1 or 2 more chapters so if u want give me some ideas or headcannons

Warnings: drug use, flirting ig, not edited very well

As we pulled into the driveway of the summer house I saw Susannah impatiently waiting. The second I stepped out of Jere’s Jeep I was met by her warm embrace. “Hi, honey. Look at you. Somehow you’ve gotten even more beautiful!” she said as she pulled out of the hug. “Well I don’t know about that.” I quietly replied. I was struggling keeping my eye contact with Susannah and I guess Jere noticed. “OK, I’ll go get your stuff and bring it upstairs, come on!” As we both walked towards the house I gave Jere a thanking look for saving me.

Before my mom died Belly and I shared a room but after that I decided I wanted to stay in her room. I felt closer to her that way. I felt more connected with her. I just… could feel her presence in that room.

Jere was following close behind me with my bags as I entered into my moms( well I guess my) room. As Jere put down everything, he turned to me with a smirk on his face “OK, so you have exactly 10 minutes to get ready because we are going straight to the beach. I’ve been DYING to surf all day but I was waiting for you… Dee, stop staring at me and start unpacking!”. “What will you give me if I do?” I asked jokingly with a cocky smile on my face. Jere stepped closer to me making me have to look up in order to keep eye contact. “You’ll just have to wait and see.” Suddenly it was getting harder to breathe and i had A LOT of butterflies in my stomach so I tied to laugh it off. “ Woah there, big guy I was just joking.” He didn’t say anything but continued to keep eye contact. I got very intimidated. “K, J get out I have to chaaaange.” He finally spoke”K, I’ll meet you downstairs”. When I was sure that Jeremiah couldn’t hear me I face slammed onto the bed. Why did I find that attractive. No, no… since when did I find JERE attractive. He had been one of my best friends for years but I had never though of him that way. I tried to put the thoughts in the back of my head as I quickly put on my bikini and headed downstairs.

J was waiting for me with two surfboards. “So how are the waves today?” I asked trying to break the ice. “Well Con went this morning and said that they were perfect. “Where is he anyway?”. “I think he’s at this girl Nicole’s place. He’s coming home soon so he’ll probably join.”. “Great!” I finished as we were heading to the beach.

After about an hour of sick waves me and Jere were just laying on the boards deep into the ocean. “Soooo, any hot hook-ups so far this summer, Jere?”. “Nope.” he said, popping the “p”. So he was single… not that I had though about it… that much. “So what are we doing tonight?” I asked flipping over on my board and getting a better view of Jeremiah and his might I say fantastic abs. No, why was I thinking about that? “Well, there’s a party at this guy Chris’s house, wanna go?”. “ It’s like you don’t know me at all!” I answered acting offended. Jere didn’t answer for a while, he just kept staring at me. “Ok, so I’m not waiting for Con anymore, let’s head back.”. “ I fumbled a quick “ok” and started paddling back to shore.

As we walked into the kitchen, Conrad was sitting on the counter eating something “Oh, hey Dee Dee, what’s up?”. “Hey, nothing much” I said going in for a hug which he warmly gave me. As I turned around facing Jere, I put my elbow on Con’s shoulder. “Nothin’ much, just hangin’ around my FAVOURITE Fisher, who BAILED on us!” I said smiling to Jere. “Yeah, sorry I got caught up with Nicole.”. After an awkward moment of silence I continued talking. “Ok boys, I know that you can’t possibly live without me but I wanna go unpack and have a nap before dinner.”. “Well, mom’s going out with some girlfriend tonight so…” Connie said. “Oh well, no problem we’ll just eat at the PaRtEyyyy then.”. I suggested. “Ok, ‘till later.”

I was really tired after the surfing and the unpacking so I had been laying in bed staring at my phone for about an hour and my head started hurting. I closed my eyes for a bit and the next thing I know I’m waking up 2 hours later, feeling sleepy but ready to go out. I walked over to my mom’s dresser and picked out a black tank top and some blue denim shorts. After that I put on some mascara, blush and a bit of tinted lip balm so I didn’t look dead. I walked over to the big mirror and checked out how I looked.

As I was walking down the stairs I checked my phone and it was already 9:30. I walked out to the back patio and so Conrad sitting by the pool smoking weed. I silently went over to him and sat by him. “Can I have some?”. He looked at me like I was joking so I continued “Come on, man. It’s not like my mom’s gonna find out.” I said trying to lighten the mood. “Nope, too early?… ok… But come on, just a puff?”. “Fine, but if my mom finds out I’m blaming you!” He said while giving me the roll. “So, you broke up with Aubrey, huh? You ok?”. “Yeah I’m great. How about you? Are we getting any action?” Conrad smirked and nudged my shoulder. “Oh yeahhhh, and I’m betting you wanna hear all the details.”. “Oh no, I fell right into that one.” He said holding the roll again and looking into the pool. We continued talking and laughing for about half an hour and I was very happy that he didn’t bring up my mom. By the time Jere was ready we had already smoked half of the roll but it hadn’t hit me yet. “Y’all ready?” Jere asked. I went over to him quickly and wrapped my arm around his shoulder. “Oh honey , we were ready way before you.” I said with a smirk as we walked towards his Jeep. “Oh really, what if I do this?” Jere started messing with my hair as I was trying to defend myself. As we approached the car I turned around to make sure Con was behind us, I quickly said “I call shotgun!”.

[une-femme-de-lettres]

YEEEEESSSSSSS

I FINALLY ARRIVED TO YOU ON MY SUPPORTIVE RAMPAGE THAT J DEFINITELY WASNT TRYING TO DO THIS WHOLE TIME WITH TUMBLR BEING A BRAT AND CRASHING!

IT'S YOUR TURN FOR THE SUPPORTIVE MESSAGE

PREPARE THYSELF

FOR MY CHEESINESS TO SHOW ITSELF IN MY SUPPORT!

Okay with all that dramatic intro over that's atleast a little bit of energy gone so hopefully I can be calm enough 😅

First of all thank you so freaking much for indulging in my excitement for trying out fanfic writing for the first time and being a really cool friend 😁

Next I'll swoon about your writing so buckle up and keep your hands and feet inside the safety box at all times during my hyperfixation on your fics 😅

You're so fuckin amazing at writing holy shit, GIVE ME YOUR SKILLS 😭

I can't get enough of your fics just like I can't get enough snuggles from animals! (And that's saying something that I'm comparing the two). Your fics are like drugs to me except not deadly (unless I get diabetes from Soap being so fuckin precious I swear)

Plus I don't do drugs but I'll EAGERLY indulge myself on your fics. You're 100% one of if not my favorite fanfic writer for COD MW2... HELL maybe even my favorite fanfic writer of all time! (Though, full disclosure, I might be a bit biased since you actually talk to me and interact with me on a semi daily basis depending on if I got more COD MW2 filth stuck in my head that I'm too excited excited tell you to wait to make a fic or headcanon out of it)

Pleeeaaaseee don't be weirded out by this all, I get super excited to have friends and even more excited to compliment them 😅 I'm just not used to having friends ig

Anyways, I can't thank you enough for being so nice and cool! And not enough words can be used to explain how much I look up to you (kinda like how a younger sibling looks up to their older sibling like they're the coolest person ever and all that jazz)

Reminder this is all purely platonic (don't mind me worrying too much about how people perceive what I say 😅🥲) so please don't take any of this the wrong way 🙏

I'm super heckin excited to finish the first chapter of the series and the mistletoe headcanons (I'm away from home rn and I'm doing it in a Google docs because the tumblr app hates me or my phone, mayhaps even both)

Keep up the amazing work friend! If you ever need and support or comforting words let me know! Yes I'm always affectionate to my friends and yes I may be weird according to social standards but that comes along with life experiences and being me 😅

Don't let any haters get to you, you're a lovely person and friend and an absolute master at fanfics

Oh, and you dropped this queen, I saved my favourite gif crown for you

I did not expect this OMG Thank you so much 😭😭😭😭😭

Your message means so much to me !!! I've been insecure about my writing skills for a few months now and the COD MWII fadom allowed me to shift back to my natural writing style and have fun again with writing !!

I'm so glad my work is inspiring you to make your own fics, the more stories there are out there, the better honestly !!! And you have so many wonderful ideas that deserve to be put into words !!!

I've been lucky to not have to face haters so far in my writing journey but what can really put someone down is the sheer lack of interaction (reblog and comments). The COD MWII fandom has been better to me than other fandoms so far but this is still something that is frequently talked about on here. That's why I'm glad there are people like you to share your enthusiasm with authors through asks and messages. You're awesome, I love you ❤️

Thank you again, stay awesome, keep writing 🥰🥰

[sk3tch404]

Obligatory "can I beat their asses?" Question

Anyways, yOOOOO THE EASTER TWINS R HEREEEEEREE :DDD mf Frankenstein lookin bicthes (affectionate) also can buy drugs from them in-game? 🤔 are they gonna be OUR drug dealers?? 😱🫢 /hj

Also kinda funny how the characters that are based off the rabbit/bunny holiday, have a surname that means "wolf", das some clever foreshadowing! 😏 how do I know that it means wolf?

You 🤝 Me: *having Russian OC's with the surname Volkov*

U just like me fr 😭 /j jokes aside, we really did seem to share a braincell at some point, aka we googled "common Russian surnames" and went with the nicest sounding result LMAO (Volkov is such a nice surname though fr)

As for the correct spelling of the name, imma send in a separate ask for that 👉😎👉 but TLDR: Вòлков is the absolute correct spelling, although both would be acceptable to Russian speakers and the Russian mobile keyboard is too crusty to have the letter anyway💀 (u can use the french keyboard for it though, it has a lot of extra letters like ôœiöòóõøōº)

-Ren'py anon

OHHH THAT'S SMART RENPY ANON. I ALREADY HAVE PLANS FOR ONE OF EM TO MAKE A MINOR APPEARANCE IN JAYCE'S ROUTE. SO MAYBE I CAN JUST SWOOP EM IN THERE BASED ON PLAYERS CHOICES.

If you want to beat them up, then I hope you've been properly trained because they've been living in the woods for A LONG WHILE (Like for 6 years) They gotta make drugs somewhere, and they do some spooky stuff out there too. Like, otherworldly activities... So I will pray for you.

OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THOSE CONNECTIONS. WELL MAYBE I DID BUT IG I JUST PUSHED IT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND. They're nice and not intimidating at first glance, but once you look back they are BIG AND BAD.

HEHEHEHEH OUR OCS>>>>> THE VOLKOVS ARE ON A ROLL!!! I don't believe I have met this Volkov of yours. Might as well meet him after wrapping up your Tiger oc ask... 😈

AND YEAH I DID SEARCH UP TOP 50 RUSSIAN LAST NAMES. 😭😭😭 IT WAS JUST TOO GOOD 🐺

Russian grammar is scary but I'll get through it. Good thing that Joseph hcs in my drafts made me put a French setting on my keyboard 😈 ig it's good for something other than MESSING ME UP AND THINKING I WAS ON THE ENGLISH KEYBOARD.

Anyway, thank you so much once again Renpy anon for being for smart and helping me out! Languages are so fun but hard to learn.

[inact-ice]

Season 2 episode 6 let’s gooo!

- madney crumbs love it

- Buck is such a little brother lmao

- Maddie is deeply traumatized I fear

- I miss Abby

- TAYLOR KELLY??? SHE WAS THIS SOON AFTER ABBY?? That’s so wild to me for some reason, I always thought there was a girlfriend between them

- no way buck is fangirling over Taylor right after her helicopter crashed… and she still fucked him? Evan Buckley you are charismatic in ways I can’t comprehend

- hot priest! You will not believe what happens in like 6 seasons

- Taylor Kelly’s back! No girl I will be calling you by your entire title Ms Taylor Kelly

- why’d they make eddie interrupt Taylor and buck all gay like…. Anyways

- wait so buck went from ginger to ginger… love that for him ig

- chimney trying to be sincere while bucks being a goof

- EDDIE STOP SERVING FACE HEN JUST SAID SHE GOT SHOT JESUS

- how come nobody has ever told me hen got SHOT! Do you guys hate black people be honest/j

- oh hens actress is GOOD, i think she might be my fave this season

- encyclopedia BUCK! Except I knew that fact about the hot dog guy so ig we’re not that smart are we

- my quirky grade 7 science teacher sold spiced crickets to raise money at a fundraiser at my school, and they were delicious

- Eddie stop serving face a man just vomited crickets all over the place

- BATHENA! Athena please don’t complain about body cams to me rn I need to like you

- Dad BOBBY HELLO! Dad Bobby GOODBYE

- if Bobby’s trauma stuff makes May sad I’ll cry, I love May a lot for some reason

- bobby kissing Athena goodnight TWICE! I know that’s right, he can’t get enough 😌

- ooh body building competition. I already find these kinda grotesque so this emergency might be too much for me

- ew what’s happening is he like stuck? Oh he is, that’s one of my worst nightmares damn

- Taylor Kelly please stop filming these people in distress it’s scaring me

- Eddie stop serving face a mans kidneys might fail! Also Eddie being a little bitchy towards Taylor Kelly is making me laugh he’s so funny

- BOBBY REPEATING MY EXACT WORDS! Am I dad

- Buck respects Bobby so much aw

- Maddie always looks like she’s about to cry. Omg Maddie using her experience to help others, thank you Batman 2

- Ope, well we do what we can

- sues eyes are so blue wow. And her hairs so red, there are a lot of red heads on this show huh

- oh Maddie… knowing that her fear is so warranted makes this all so sad like Maddie keep the fortress please! Omg fortress of solitude, Maddie superman maybe?

- OMG THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE THEY GET DRUGGED!! I was wondering why they kept focusing on the food table

- oh Taylor Kelly’s gonna show them being high to the world… oh Taylor Kelly that’s not..

- Girl there’s a heel inside your face

- shrunk beauty queens line my beloved

- yeah fuck the police chimney i know that’s right

- OH NO- TAYLOR KELLY DO NOT AIR BOBBY TALKING ABOUT HIS DEAD CHILD THAT IS SO MEAN!!

- ooh you made him cry line by beloved

- Taylor Kelly you were gonna film a man jumping to his death??? Oh I might not like her

- high bobby, that is in fact the sun and not your dead daughter

- yay for Athena! Why’s Athena dressed like a stud, this show is so funny

- Bobby’s struggle with his addiction being an ongoing thing where he backslides sometime is so nice, really sweet depiction of addiction I think

- Eddie stop serving face I’m trying to watch Taylor Kelly on the tv

- TAYLOR KELLY I MISJUDGED YOU! Buck please be serious

- oh sandy sent them the lsd brownies that is so funny

- the way the cat does not give a single fuck, like waddle along

- Athena being mean to a civilian check thank you

- hi Maddie! Hi Taylor Kelly! HI CHIMNEY! HE LOOKS SO CUUUTE! MADNEY MADNEY MADNEY WOOO

- Buck has done much confidence like I truly thought Taylor Kelly was just mildly annoyed by him… TAYLOR KELLY WHAT?!! GIRL I GET YOU BUT YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO LIKE BE A DECENT PERSON WHAT! She seems so smart, there’s no way she doesn’t realize that that mindset will push her out of the industry. Like treat billionaires and shit like that, not firefighters or innocent civilians

- Athena’s mean gay husband??? What are you doing here?! Lmao black people and mark (firefighter bobby)

- aww Bobby’s part of the family

That was kinda boring I’m not gonna lie

[carbonateds-oda]

🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇 Trick or treat!!! 🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇

(it's funny cause your name is candy lol 🤭)

anyways..so in this game, we can give anything..

I give you..

the nosy anon asks you reblogged! 🤭🦇 (and some more)

[disclaimer: I edited it a bit]

[only answer the ones you want to tho!]

[feel free to vent]

[it's not me, it's the post that's being nosy]

[I added/removed some questions too tho]

*** okay let's start! 🤭🎃***

Do you smoke/drink/take drugs? (don't look at me, it was from the post TT - but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested HELP TT )

Age you get mistaken for?

Have tattoos/Want any tattoos?

Got any piercings/Want any piercings?

Best friend/close friends?

Biggest turn ons?

Biggest turn offs?

Favorite movie?

Favorite show?

Someone you miss? (honestly, I think I alr know the answer but I'm still going to ask) TT

Most traumatic experience?

A fact about your personality?

What you hate most about yourself? (I'm going to virtually dazai-slap you if you say 'everything')

What you love most about yourself?

What you want to be when you get older?

Your relationship with your sibling(s)?

Your relationship with your parent(s)?

Your idea of a perfect date?

Your biggest pet peeves?

A description of the girl/boy you like?

A description of the person you dislike the most?

Type of people you dislike? (for no particular reason, just personal bias)?

A reason you've lied to a friend?

Do you prefer white lies or harsh truth?

What you hate the most about work/school?

What makes you happy when you're at work/school?

What words upset you the most?

What words are you dying to hear from someone else?

What words make you happy when you hear them?

Are you into girls, guys, or both? 👀

What makes a person attractive to you? (/what's your ideal type)?

Where would you like to live?

One of your insecurities?

Your childhood career choice?

Your favorite ice cream flavor?

Who you wish you could be?

What's the nicest thing someone has done for you?

What's the nicest thing you've done for someone?

Where would you want to be right now?

Sexiest person that comes to your mind immediately? (back off. Oda's mine /j).

What's one phrase you say often? (can be either in English or Spanish)

How many languages can you speak? Enumerate them based on how fluent you are (ex: 1. English; 2. Japanese, etc)

Are you a math or arts girlie?

Have you ever played candy crush? (sorry that's kind of a bad pun 😅🤭)

When a friend wrongs you, do you confront them about it or silently grow distant?

would you rather initiate physical affection or have someone else suddenly give you physical affection?

What's your love language/how do you show love to your loved ones?

and last but not the least

share one random fact you want to share <3

(just make sure its not private info lol)

🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇 Happy Halloween, Candy!! 🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇

my fellow Oda simp who's quite insane and funny 🥰🤭🤭

[pls pls pls i hope i don't come across as nosy TT just answer the ones you want :") ]

🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇 Happy Halloween, again!! 🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇

<333

xoxo

Do you smoke/drink/take drugs?

-I do not do any of those :) but I’d b lying if I said I wasn’t tempted to start

Age you get mistaken for?

-I’ve nvr been mistaken for a diff age so none ig

Have tattoos/Want any tattoos?

-do not but I do plan on getting at least one sometime, prob zelda related

Got any piercings/Want any piercings?

-just my ears rn but I rlly wanna get my nose re-pierced and maybe an eyebrow one too

Favorite movie?

-shrek 2 that movie is just rlly funny in spanish and I grew up watching it a lot

Someone you miss?

-…maybe my brother. but only a rice grains worth. oh and def my cousins I haven’t seen them in a while but I’d die before admitting that out loud

Most traumatic experience?

-every first day of school Ive had ever

A fact about your personality?

-well i have the same personality type as saiki and according to multiple sources, it def checks out

What you hate most about yourself?

-I’ll just take that slap then thank you.

What you love most about yourself?

-im occasionally funny w is nice ig

What you want to be when you get older?

-hopefully a writer

Your relationship with your sibling(s)?

-oof idk anymore but we were pretty close I’d say, we have a lot of similar interests but he’s like way older so he had too much other shit going on for us to b super close

Your idea of a perfect date?

-if we manage to make each other laugh that’s an automatic win for me idrc what we do

Your biggest pet peeves?

-when ppl ask me stupid questions that they could easily answer themselves I rlly don’t like talking more than I have to

Type of people you dislike?

-anyone who knows anatomy bc I’m bitter and envious of them

Do you prefer white lies or harsh truth?

-harsh truth

What you hate the most about work/ school?

-being expected to talk to ppl

What makes you happy when you're at work/school?

-I like having structure and being told exactly what I need to do and when so that

What word's upset you the most?

-“you have to order ur own food” <\3 😔

What words are you dying to hear from someone else?

-an explanation abt sm that happened yrs ago I still have yet to hear their side of things

What words make you happy when you hear them?

-my mom told me it was cold outside and i nearly exploded from joy I’ve been waiting so long to b able to wear sweaters again

Are you into girls, guys, or both?

-both, i am bi (mysel- I’m sorry.)

What makes a person attractive to you? (/what's your ideal type)?

-just someone funny and well read. and if they have a nice voice

Where would you like to live?

-somewhere where it isn’t always hot as fuck

One of your insecurities?

-rlly living up to the pfp, I get hair on my chin w I forget to shave sometimes and it’s dark so ppl close to me can def see it w is embarrassing

Your childhood career choice?

-artist

Your favorite ice cream flavor?

-vanilla, but specifically the blue bell one

What's the nicest thing someone has done for you?

-my six yr old cousin threatened to call the police on my mom cuz she thought she was hitting me and then used herself as a shield to “protect” me😭

What's the nicest thing you've done for someone?

-just lending an ear to sm who rlly needed it ig

Where would you want to be right now?

-can’t believe I’m saying this but school, I can’t function w out the constant over looming threat of deadlines, they keep me in check

Sexiest person that comes to your mind immediately? (back off. Oda's mine /j).

-^ I’m gonna have to ask u to step tf away from my wife please. ok but fr no one rlly comes to mind rn

What's one phrase you say often?

-“no thanks” and man does my fam hate it

How many languages can you speak?

-two, English and Spanish

Are you a math or arts girlie?

-ARTS. I fucking hate math sm

Have you ever played candy crush? (it’s ok lol)

-a few times, on my moms phone though cuz ofc that lady was obsessed w it

When a friend wrongs you, do you confront them about it or silently grow distant?

-silently grow distant I need to fix that fr

would you rather initiate physical affection or have someone else suddenly give you physical affection?

-neither tbh

What's your love language/how do you show love to your loved ones?

-acts of service ig

share one random fact you want to share <3

-my fav soda is Pepsi (idk there’s like three bottles rt in front of me and I can’t think of anything else)

ty for the trick or treat asks 🫶

and Happy Halloween to you too 🎃🍬

[iloveyouw]

28 Nov 2022

wow today was weird.

it made me know what i want more. and i am ever more certain after today.

denzels and i catch up alot about old friends and what the heck were we doing, how we met and yknow typical things. what i couldnt believe was some of the things i did that he swore by it that i have zero recollection.. ok not swore by it but like he was sure and i am not at all. which felt v weird because i dont recognize that me at all.

so the normal things were like how we met, we both didnt rmb. but he say its from dan. and i do think so. but thats not impt la.

he told me of 2 things that i rly didnt rmb. 1 was that he said i kept asking sus (another friend) to help me get fentanyl. i nv rmb wanting that shit. fentanyls dangerous. i asked him like theres just no way i rmb asking for fentanyl. fentanyl is what those dealers lace drugs with cos if im not wrong its cheaper than like pure meth. so they will lace fentanyl in with meth/heroin etc so its like unpure shit. but too much of it will die one. so i rly dont rmb. if i did then i dont know what the fuck i was thinking. i asked him "omg theres no way, are u sure its not like benzos or like some pill?" he said he dont rly rmb but he was quite sure. dude. i dont rmb shit. he said i kept BUGGING him and sus... and even ask them to try.. zzz

2nd was he said last time they always hang out in bishan, like they have a place they go to like some hangout spot, i nv go before. but after my work, when i still work at bishan CPF too, with my old company, they will like meet me aft my work since they are at bishan too and i will pass them meth. them as in ernest and zels. then they will meet the rest of the grp idk who at their hang out spot and him and ernest will go take meth.. he told me like, on meth he was on his phone for 12hrs, i feel like that happened, but in my head i rly dont rmb. idk how to say. i rly did not rmb that. cos how he brought it up was like, "omg i rmb last time we always meet u aft ur work at bishan then smoke 1 cigg then u will pass us stuff and we will scurry away..." then im like, wait what??? and i didnt even dare to ask how many times.... i was ashamed of my old self.

but i could believe that. for some reason. i was always the one sponsoring their meth. and when he told me like i pass them shit i felt so horrible sia. i keep saying "im so embarrassed and sorry..." like i told him i was ashamed. he said its cool like he dont do anymore. and he apologised for bringing all this up. but i said its ok. like its not that hard. and he commented on my ig names, like its always affirming and nice. so thats cool/ imn ot gna lie these thoughts make me for a second had me thinking it was better times. i was almost consumed by it. but i snapped out of it.

like during our conversation i said like, i thought i was cool, but i was actually the clown, making u guys try meth and shit. i said i felt v v v bad. and its one reason why i dont wna meet them. which is true. bcos i cant face it. he assured that it was okay, and made sure that they didnt blame me. yknow? but up until this point i feel like i am always that stained "jo" amongst that group.

he also mentioned that he only told ernest that hes meeting me, like recently, and ernest said "huh to take meth ah" wah and my heart sank. i laughed it off like it was funny, but i feel like i was stained. meth and jo comes tgt. yknow. i felt so horrible and i apologised to him at the end of the day. like texted him sorry and he said:

J🍩, [28/11/2022 3:19 AM] I jist wna say, im sorry for the way i acted LOL like i didnt rmb alot of things!! Thank u for being gracious as always! Hope to catch u soonnnnn

Denzel, [28/11/2022 3:27 AM] Oh please you dont have to be sorry for anything, i'm serious!!! I've always been so fond of you its actually great we get to laugh about these things after all this time

Denzel, [28/11/2022 3:28 AM] I damn easy to catch hahah

J🍩, [28/11/2022 3:28 AM] Catch what r u a pokemon

J🍩, [28/11/2022 3:29 AM] No la its just these memories v wild to me hahaha i have alot of reflecting to do hahaah

J🍩, [28/11/2022 3:29 AM] But yea glad we can laigh abt it

Denzel, [28/11/2022 3:29 AM] Hahaha i'd love to be a pokemon, eat and fight all day

Denzel, [28/11/2022 3:33 AM] Yeah i reaaaally love how you put in that kind of effort in your introspection, now that we've done looking back; all thats left is making more memories forward huh

and otw back from mac like when i sending him back, i told him like ive never been clearer. and he was v proud of me. so apparently the rest are like dealers and shit, but they dont do meth just mostly weed and ketamine. and he said like they think they are cool. and that rly like got me to see, how uncool and stupid they are. which i think most of them thought of me like that.

aside from our conversation, we had some rly great laughs just about other people and their drama. apprently the group i always thought was cool wasnt very after all. they have so much drama themselves. and i can share w u more but the impt ones were those im saying now.

but today made me realise i dont want anyone else. and i want u. i just want u wie.. i feel so empty, even though it was very wholesome and sweet, something wasnt right. otw to orto, like walking the path we took to the BKK bistro place, i thought to myself like, wow i wish u were with me. id like to pick u and have u beside me all the time. but i also thought that i should be more independent. but when im home like right now, i think ure asleep, i feel empty. i wanna tell u all about my day and all about it. i wna give u all the assurance u need and hope u didnt feel uncomfortable at all. i hope u had fun catching up with ur old friends, tell me all about it too? i was thinking like did they say anything about her, or me. since i assume yw knows her. i dont know. i was ready to leave once u said go. yknow that right? when u said to meet i was alrd thinking of ways to tell him i wna go. but u said u wna go home so i left to get food. i hope u dont think i wasnt putting u first. i dont know if i should have insisted that i went to u or not. i would 100% love to.

it was a weird day. but i can say that old jo is gone because i couldnt even recognize her. the shit i do... i hate old me, but i love this new me!

[creme-delacreme]

Hiii!!! Love your writing. I feel like once Jack get a girl he’d be obsessed with her (in the best way possible), always having to touch her and always trying to make her laugh. I’d like to request something where Jack is with his girl and his friends (can be at any setting) and they are making fun of him a little for being whipped. Jack and his girl have hella inside jokes and are visibly in love with each other. And then after one of his friends tells her he’s never seen Jack like this about anyone. Give me all the fluff please 🥺 I’m in my feels

Your love is my medicine

Note: no warnings just fluff. First attempt at second person fic writing. Feedback is always appreciated🫶🏽

To say Jack Harlow was in love is an understatement. Watching his interviews, ig stories and lives would tell you so much more. Y/n is a drug. And Jack always needs his fix

“J.” You say all sing songy in hopes of waking your boyfriend.

“Jack.”

“JACKMAN!”

“IM AWAKE!” He shouts, falling off the bed. “Good morning handsome. We got breakfast with PG in an hour. I figured I’d let you have your beauty sleep. So I utilized the time and got ready myself.” You announce. He pulls himself off the floor and makes his way to you. “Ugh. Thank you mama. Gimme some kisses.” He tries grabbing at you but you dodge. “Morning breath.” You groan. His face changes as he rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a damn. C’mere.” You roll your eyes and comply. He kisses you three times before finally getting ready. “ONE HOUR!” You shout before heading to the living room.

“Alright mama. Let’s get outta here.” Jack says coming down the stairs. You push yourself off the couch and stretch. “You are so fine! Oh my goodness.” Jack exclaims, grabbing you. He engulfs you in a hug and rests his face in your neck. “I love you.” He finally says. “And I love you J.” He kisses your hands and leads you out the house. “Thank you my love.” You smile as he opens your door. He buckles you in before placing 3 more kisses on your lips. “Priorities.” He mumbles before closing your door. Your heart swells as you watch him jog around the car and buckle himself in. “Ready baby?” “Yes.” You hum. He grips your hand, kissing it again as he starts your ride to the restaurant.

“Finally the love birds show up!” Urban announces as you and Jack approach the table. Jack shakes his head as you just laugh. He pulls your chair out for you, getting you situated before taking a seat beside you. “Such a gentleman, Jackman.” Drama points out. You blush as Jack wraps an arm around you. “Only the best for my girl.” He says kissing your head. You look up at him with admiration. He notices and smiles before leaning down, making your lips meet. “I love you.” He mumbles, placing a kiss to your cheek. “I love you more.” You whisper back. Jack smiles and holds you.

Time has passed, meals had been demolished and now everyone is enjoying each other’s company. “I gotta piss.” Jack announces. He kisses you before walking to wherever the restroom was. “You know I don’t think we’ve ever seen Jack so in love. You’ve brought out a new side of our boy.” Nemo says breaking the silence. You smile and blush. “I just really love him. He’s so good to me. I couldn’t imagine being with anybody else.” You confess. “You love me that much mama?” Jack asks, making you jump. “Jackman oh my god.” You breathe out. He laughs. “How are you back so fast? Did you even wash your hands?” You joke, making the table laugh. “Don’t do me like that. You’d love me either way.” He replies. You just laugh and shake your head, knowing he’s right.

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[cabinofimagines]

You’ve got some really bad habits

some can be interpreted platonically, and others are not up for debate. Lucky enough, I have more than enough bad habits to draw inspiration from (that’s not something to brag about, I know.) - day

warnings : nothing too serious. things that seem quite trivial ig, but bad habits nonetheless

requests : Could you do a fic where the seven and whoever like checks up on the readers? They take care of them and their unhealthy habits?? Thank you!

P e r c y

Biting your nails

The two of you were lounging on a picnic blanket on top of half-blood hill, watching as the sun set sooner than either of you would have liked. You laid back on Percy’s arm, one hand rested on top of his chest and feeling it fall and rise with every breath.

He made a noise suddenly and raised your hand to his face, examining it closely and sighing, “You’re still biting your nails down to the nub I see.” His lips rested against the middle finger, turning his head to connect eyes with yours, “You promised you’d try not to do that anymore.”

You looked away guiltily, pulling your hand away, “I tried, but it’s hard to break a habit like that.”

He chewed his lip in thought, “Hey, my mom had the same issue, and she had this nail polish that helped her stop.” He looked back to you with a small smile, “I’ll ask if I can borrow it next time I visit!”

A n n a b e t h

swearing

It wasn’t like it was a big deal, it certainly didn’t make her uncomfortable and she actually thought it was really funny. Annabeth always looked forward to hearing which combination you could come up with next and how it would fit the situation you used it in.

But when you visited Olympus on the occasion of returning one of the gods stolen pieces and came out with more than on swear, she felt like it should be discussed where you can use this language. She was laughing a little when she reprimanded you, so you didn’t know if she was serious or not but promised anyway to watch what you say and where you say it.

F r a n k

Being late

Poor Frank must be a ball of anxiety by now, you thought. You were running late to your first date with Frank and that was not something for you to be late to. There was no excuse to use to cover for yourself. Your time management has always been a big flaw of yours.

You swung open the door to the cafe to see Frank sitting there tracing the lines of the wooden table. Apologies left your lips before Frank even knew you were there, his face relaxing once he realized you hadn’t stood him up after all.  

He laughed and assured you that he was just glad you came at all but commented on your horrible time-keeping skills. You smiled at his light-hearted nature and promised you’d work on them just for him. The occasion became sort of an inside joke between the two of you afterwards.

H a z e l

Biting your lip

It was hurting both of you in entirely different ways. For you, it was peeling your lip, causing it to bleed and become more sensitive than it ought to be. For Hazel, it was tormenting to watch the plump flesh being pulled and bit between your teeth, only to be let go with a silent pop.

She stayed quiet about it for the most part, deciding that kissing you whenever you did so and when it was appropriate was enough to stop the habit. But you did it one too many times today, causing even the good-tempered Hazel to snap.

“Good grief, y/n” she sighed exasperatedly, “can you not go one minute without biting your lip?”

You stared wide-eyed at your girlfriend, entirely unused to her scolding. You couldn’t help but laugh and lick your lips to tease her further, “What else am I to do that keeps them preoccupied?”

J a s o n

Cracking knuckles

Jason hated the sound so much. Anytime you did it, he would make a face and express how much he disliked it. It was a point of teasing at first and he made it a point to show you how much he hated it by giving you a certain look that was manufactured just for the times you did that.

It was the breaking point for Jason when you did so in front of him when you were out with Leo to buy some Christmas presents. He gave a groan and spun to look at you with that look again, “Y/n please stop doing that! At least when I’m around.” His voice softened when he saw the embarrassed look on your face. 

Leo mumbled a “yikes” and turned into the first store he saw; a boutique.

You rubbed your arm uncomfortably and whispered a small, “I’m sorry” before walking into the shop behind Leo, leaving Jason to regret the way he handled the discomfort.

P i p e r

Not being able to say no

Okay, you’ll admit that you were crying, but you weren’t going to admit why. You were supposed to meet up with Piper to play Volleyball with her and a few others, but when you didn’t show up, she got worried. She didn’t even knock which is what took you off guard.

She watched as you hurriedly tried to wipe away the tears, but they just kept coming. Piper moved to sit beside you, turning your head so she could see your red eyes, “What’s wrong? You didn’t show to Volleyball, did something happen?”

You shook your head and forced a smile, “Just tired, Pipes. I’m sorry and I’ll make it up to you.”

Her head turned in thought, eyes searching your own for an actual answer. You were about to make a joke about your tears when she spoke up first in an accusatory tone, “You know you’re not obligated to say yes to everything, right? You’re stretching yourself too thin and it’s stressing you out!”

You gaped, stammering for words but finding none. She sighed at this and collected your hand in her own, kissing the back of it, “Let’s start by not rescheduling volleyball and letting you make time for yourself instead.”

L e o 

Waiting to do things last minute

You were hurriedly throwing your things together; you were being picked up from camp by your family soon; and by soon that means that they are actually waiting at the border for you at that moment. You were mentally cursing yourself for bringing so much with you to camp, but you weren’t expecting to stay just for the summer this year.

Leo sat in your desk chair, shaking his head at your procrastination, “Y’know you could’ve at least packed the things you don’t use--”

You shoved the rest of you clothes into your suitcase and threw yourself on top in order to shut it, “You know I work better under pressure!” With one suitcase down, you moved to grab another to fill it with the rest of your belongings, “Besides, I don’t have to bring everything back home!”

He sighed and rested his head in his palm, “Okay yeah but there’s working under pressure and then there’s stressing yourself out.” But it didn’t seem like you were listening to him, too busy running through the list of things to take in your head. He resigned to letting you be for now; he would work on your bad habit when you came back to him.

W i l l

Wearing hair ties on your wrist

You’d only just woken up, barely eaten anything that morning when Will was at your table. You glanced up, startled by his arrival, and turned to face him, “Can I help you?” But his eyes weren’t on your face, but on your wrist on which held many marks from the hair tie you kept there.

He pointed, “You know that’s not healthy.” seeing your confusion he continued, “Wearing that on your wrist can actually cut off blood circulation.”

You hummed and turned your wrist as you examined the black hair tie, “Well not to sound ungrateful for the information, but I think there are more life-threatening things in my life than a hair tie.” You gave a smile and turned back to your food without another word. You then watched Will wander out of the dining hall.

You didn’t talk to him for a few days after finding all of your hair ties cut in half after breakfast.

N i c o Staying up way too late

You had no clue when the sun had set. Ever since Apollo decided to set the sun around 4-5 every day, you always assumed it was much earlier than it was. So, when Nico swung the door open to the arts and crafts center, you couldn’t tell if his expression was due to his exhaustion or if he was completely over your bad habit.

“Do you have any clue what time it is?”

You were frozen, feeling like you were caught with your hand in the cookie jar, “uh it’s 3 pm somewhere!”

Nico sighed and leaned against the doorframe tiredly. Silence overtook the room, and you knew that he wasn’t going to leave until you did too. So, you capped the paints and put away all of the crafting tools you drug out for your project. You didn’t comment on the small smirk of victory on Nico’s pale face, you’d deal with that tomorrow.

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[lizacstuff]

Bunch of anons about Carina and Roswell NM drama

Under the cut because it’s long and gossipy...

Anonymous said: Whatever nonsense Carina may have been up to with Jeanine and Nathan, both the leads have seemed to keep their private issues to themselves by not telling other cast or friends. That's why it angers me that the person who leaked the information disregarded Jeanine as a person and victim.

I’m of two minds on this.  On one hand I totally agree and I hate that Jeanine’s name was drug into this and her involvement was shared by the multiple inside sources, but on the other hand I do not like Carina, I think she was awful to work for, and I think it’s a good thing if it’s know in the industry that she created friction on set and was investigated by HR.  

She was so unprofessional, just from what we could see as fans, that she should NOT be put in charge of another show any time soon. So I think for the sake of people she will work with in the future, it’s a good thing it’s out there.  She has a whole lot of growing to do before she should ever work in television again. 

You make a good point about Jeanine and Nathan keeping their business to themselves.  Carina is out there over-sharing constantly, putting every neurosis on full display, and forcing half the cast to be out drinking and entertaining her on a regular basis. While those two, kept quiet and out of the spotlight. In interviews/panels they’ve both been completely professional, doing their jobs while also being charming, funny and eloquent.  

It was obvious to those of us watching closely that all was not well between J/N and Carina when the season started shooting. Carina was bitchier when she talked about them and those characters than she had been before, and J/N were nowhere to be seen in her braggy out-partyin’-with-my-cast IG stories and posts.  

As you say, it doesn’t look like J/N tried to drag any other cast or crew into whatever the issue was. I’m not sure the same can be said for Carina, that speaks volumes about the character of all involved. 

Anonymous said: I saw that abnormallyadam is doing a live social media thing with Jeanine and Vlamis soon. I guess we might get more information then and if Jeanine decides to say anything.

How hilarious would it be if Adam gets the scoop of a lifetime!?

I’m guessing this chat or whatever it is was set up before Jeanine and Vlamis knew the studio was going to swoop in and make their lives a whole lot better by firing Carina. So it will be interesting to see if it still happens on schedule or if it’s postponed for awhile.  

If it does go on, I think they will probably cover it really quickly and superficially like Vlamis did when he was schilling his merch the other night and then move on.  They won’t deep dive into it, that’s for sure. 

Anonymous said: Carina has been tweeting incessantly today! Like tweeting about other meaningless things won't make people forget lol. Also about that anon message you received about unfollowing nathan - wowwww she used to be up his butt.

Yes, remember the days when Carina used him as her social media crutch (every post she makes like that with a hot actor or country singer is basically her rampant insecurities saying: “hey look at the hot guy(s) who hang out with me and take pictures with me, it means I have value ya’ll!”) before she moved onto Trevino and then Vlamis.  So sad.   

They were clearly friends after The Originals and she invited him to audition.  I’m glad she did, he’s great in the role. Although it sounds like he was lucky that the President of the CW saw him and told her he was a leading man, since she didn’t see him as a lead. Sometime a friend’s preconceived notions might actually hold a person back... 

Who knows what happened, but just knowing human nature and Carina’s energy, I’ve always wondered if she thought she was going to have her friend on set and he was gonna be her social crutch, her go-to to entertain her and party with her, but right off the bat he and Jeanine got together so during the first season filming he wasn’t so much interested in the single, going-out partying lifestyle that she’s clearly addicted to and that rankled her a bit. Perhaps she lost her party buddy to her leading lady, and the loss of that attention “displeased” her. (to quote Kamran who said Carina told the writers to punish actors who displeased her by reducing their screen time. Interesting thought, no?)

Anonymous said: Well the interesting thing is some of the other people she follows don't post much either and she continues to follow them. Interesting interesting.

I know. She didn’t unfollow him because of that. That was definitely a show of cutting ties with him. It was probably in a fit of rage because she can’t unfollow Jeanine (because that would look terrible).  Also she has been so humiliated between being unceremoniously fired and losing her development deal with WB, the Hollywood Reporter article making her look terrible, and that writer spilling tea, that my guess is she’s hoping to shift focus to someone else and she knows unfollowing him will make us all wonder why. 

Anonymous said: Well shoot, maybe it was Nathan and not Jeanine who went to hr? And Carina found out? Or Nathan took the fall? Sorry I'm just going down a rabbit hole of conspiracy.

In my opinion there’s no reason to think those sources got it wrong. I would guess that Jeanine was involved, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t also involve Nathan.  Those two are a self-professed team, so no reason to think they wouldn't be in this instance as well. 

Anonymous said: Does this mean she'll unfollow Jeanine too??

I’m sure she wants to, but she can’t unless she wants to confirm that, yes, there was friction on the set and, yes, there was a specific problem with her leading lady.

Carina went out of her way to try and combat the “rumors” about her and Jeanine not getting along, addressing the situation in her goodbye post-- drawing more attention to it in the process-- so unfollowing her now would just make her look foolish and like everything she said was a lie and everything from the inside sources is true.  

Anonymous said: Carina will definitely do something stupid. She can't help herself. But even though there's no reason to follow Nathan, he's been inactive on Twitter for over a year and for her to unfriend now during this drama and mess...how is that a coincidence?

As I said above, I know it’s not a coincidence.  She’s dumb because by doing that she pretty much confirmed that there was friction on the set.  If there wasn’t, she wouldn’t be unfollowing the person in the main cast who she was closest too prior to the show. 

Part of me wonders if, as an old friend, she asked him for something (to defend her or a show of support) and he wouldn't do it.  Perhaps she’s most hurt by him not supporting her since they were friends before and she did give him a lead role on a network show (and also accidentally introduced him to his girlfriend.)  Maybe she thought he owed her and he didn't step up to defend her or even just give a tacit show of support by responding to her social media posts on leaving??

I’m guessing if he had come out of social media hibernation to give her one of those paltry “Thanks for everything” responses to her IG post like the other actors she wouldn't have unfollowed him. 

Anonymous said: Someone said the writer deleted all his tweets about Carina.

Not surprising, it was a crazy spree he was on, who wants to bet that he got contacted by a lawyer late Friday night?

I’m sure Carina was doing everything in her power to threatened him and to get him to stop. 

Anonymous said: I remember the writer also referring to Nathan as Carina's "friend." Is it in quotations because they are not actually friends? Frenemy? Carina was recently saying nice things about Nathan so based on her perspective, she thinks they were still on good terms?

Well they were apparently friends before he was cast, what happened after that is hard to say. They seemed fine during the promotion of season 1, but as soon as season 2 started filming, Carina’s tone when talking about him and Max got ugly and Nathan and Jeanine were staying far away from her socially. I mean Jeanine hosted a ladies Friendsgiving at their house, where 40 women from the cast and crew came over for a Thanksgiving feast, but the female showrunner wasn’t there. Hmmmm...

However, this spring things seemed to have thawed a bit.  Jeanine and Carina would occasionally like each other’s IG post (someone pointed out to me that had stopped during summer of 2019 and they didn’t engage with each other’s posts much if at all during S2 filming) Jeanine and Carina did that IG live and Carina was talking positively about Nathan and Max and seemed to be setting him up for a big season 3 with the dual roles and talking excitedly about that, so honestly, to me, it seemed like they had made their peace.  Perhaps Carina getting fired (and the straw that broke the camel’s back on that was clearly her idiotic tirade against the UK distributor) brought back up all the issues??? Or maybe Carina blamed them because of the prior issues? Or maybe they didn’t support her with the studio when she was trying to salvage her job? All I know is that Carina’s public behavior on social media is enough grounds to fire her, so she has no business blaming anyone but herself. 

Anonymous said: Someone said to the writer that jeanine, amber and nathan are staying silent on the matter and kamran replied that "Silence speaks louder than words." just above that they also were wondering who Carina harassed and bullied into silence? was it nathan?

Who knows... ask the writer. 

Anonymous said: Carina going from Zapit straight to writing for TVD is peak white privilege. After that THR article you could tell she believed a little too much how far that privilege would get her. Good riddance. Good luck getting another job for being such a big liability. I don't see any corporation hiring her again.

I think the only way she’s getting another job in TV anytime soon is if Julie gives it to her. She’s talented, once she grows up maybe she’ll be capable of running a show, but it was clear from the peanut gallery she should never have been given that amount of responsibility that she had on RNM. 

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*STAR WARS SLANG.

Below the cut is 130 PHRASES & SLANG TERMS from the STAR WARS universe! Please like or reblog if you found this useful!

A -

Ada: An affectionate term for father used on Tangenine.

Alert all commands: This was an order used on Imperial starships as a general alert.

Ama: An affectionate term for mother used on Tangenine.

B -

Bantha fodder: The equivalent of "worthless"; a person or thing deemed to have no value beyond something for a bantha to graze on.

Blast!: This was an interjection of frustration.

Bombad: This was a superlative used by Gungans.

Bucket: This was a term for a stormtrooper helmet.

Bucketbrain: Alternate name for stormtroopers thought up by Ezra Bridger.

Buckethead: This referenced the buckets worn by stormtroopers and was used as an insult. Certain members of the Lothal rebels were fond of using the term.

Bug: Geonosian.

Burnout: A term to refer to a First Order Flametrooper by Resistance fighters.

By the Z'gag!: An exclamation of surprise used by Ruurians.

C -

Caraya's soul: A verbalization for disbelief.

Chobb's knob!: An exclamation of surprise used by Bith.

Choobies: A slang term for one's self or one's testicles.

Chuba!: A Huttese term for "You!" or "Hey you!"

Clanker: Clone troopers sometimes used this term to describe CIS battle droids in reference to the clanking sound they made while marching.

D -

Damaged goods: Someone who has an unresolved conflict of emotions after a traumatic event, and is no longer deemed to be fit for purpose.

Damn: This expletive was sometimes used to express anger or frustration. It could also be used as a positive modifier, e.g., "Damn good."

Deuce: See Impstar-deuce.

Dirtball: A dismissive term for a planet one did not like or felt was beneath them.

Droid Poppers: Clone troopers sometimes referred to EMP grenades using this slang term.

Dupe: A TIE fighter pilot slang term for a TIE/a bomber.

E -

E chu ta: A term spoken to C-3PO by E-3PO on Cloud City to which he replies, "How rude."

Emperor's snowmen: Alternate name for stormtroopers thought up by Ezra Bridger.

F -

Fangs out: A TIE fighter pilot idiom meaning "eager for a dogfight."

Flyboy: This was a slang term for a hot-shot pilot, such as Han Solo or Poe Dameron.

Find the head of the dragon: A phrase that Leia Organa used to refer to locating the source of the First Order.

G -

Going Base Delta Zero: Imperial officer slang for "going off" or "getting really angry”, referential of the term Base Delta Zero.

Goldenrod: A gold-plated protocol droid, used by Han Solo to refer to C-3PO during the Battle of Hoth, and the assault on Cymoon 1.

Goo: A planet's atmosphere, in TIE fighter pilot slang.

Ground-hog: A TIE fighter pilot who flies "in the blue" for the Imperial Army.

Geo: Clone trooper slang for Geonosians.

H -

Harpy: A derogatory term for a female individual. Ahsoka Tano once called Asajj Ventress a "hairless harpy."

Having kittens by the litter: This was a slang phrase for someone who was seriously worried or panicking.

Heavy weather: This was a term for something that was troublesome or serious.

Hell: Expletive.

Holotank commander: A naval insult.

Hop: A mission, in TIE fighter pilot slang.

Hothead: A term to refer to a First Order Flametrooper by Resistance fighters.

I -

Imp: Slang term for "Imperial."

Impstar: TIE pilot slang term for an Imperial Star Destroyer.

Impstar-deuce: A slang term for an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer.

In Malachor: This term used to express that one felt emphatically about something; i.e. "There is no way in Malachor that I'm going to lead this pitiful squad."

In the black: TIE pilot expression meaning "operating in space."

In the blue: TIE pilot expression meaning "operating in planetary atmosphere.”

In the name of…!: This could be used as an exclamation in terms of shock.

J -

Jedi Scum/Slime: This was sometimes employed as an insult against Jedi.

K -

Karabast: A Lasat exclamation of frustration. Garazeb Orrelios was fond of using this exclamation.

Kriffing: This was an expletive. When Beck Ollet described a referee as being "crooked as a kriffing Hutt," he was ordered off the grav-ball field with the threat of suspension otherwise.

Kung: This was Huttese for "scum," i.e. "U kulle rah doe kankee kung," meaning "You are my kind of scum."

L -

Laserbrain: Leia Organa once employed this as an insult towards Han Solo, stating "I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain."

Leatherneck: An insult once used by a stormtrooper commander towards Jho the Ithorian.

"Loth-cat got your tongue?": This was an expression mocking someone for not having anything to say.

M -

May spice salt your wounds!: A Twi'lek insult. This was indicated by pulling one's lekku firmly behind the head, with the tips jabbed into the speaker's back.

Moof-milker: A term for a dimwitted individual.

Mother of Kwath!: This was an exclamation of aggravation.

Mother of Moons: This was used as an expression of surprise.

N -

A needle in a haystack: This was a phrase for something that was very difficult to find because it was something unique buried within a load of things that were similar or the same.

Nerfherder: An insult once used by Princess Leia Organa. It referred to the animal by the same name.

Nerve Burner: This insult suggested one was unstable.

Not the brightest lightsaber in the galaxy: Unintelligent.

Not giving two bantha ticks (about something): To not care in the slightest (about something or someone).

O -

Outlander: This term was used to address someone from a different planet.

P -

Peedunky: This Huttese insult was roughly equivalent to "punk.”

Pig: This derogatory term was used to describe a slovenly individual.

Piston-head: This derogatory phrase was sometimes used to describe IG-86 sentinel droids.

Plan B: This term was used by both pilots and Jedi and referred to a backup plan. When Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker were caught in a ray shield trap on the Invisible Hand, Kenobi asked Skywalker if he had a Plan B.

Plasteel pig: Alternate name for stormtroopers thought up by Ezra Bridger.

Poodoo: A Huttese term meaning "fodder," a coarse type of food for livestock. Used often as a swear word.

Pfassk: An adaptable expletive, as in "What the pfassk does sorry do for anyone?"

R -

Reb: Imperial slang term for members of the Rebel Alliance.

Reg: Slang for a regular clone trooper, as used by members of Clone Force 99.

R'iia's shorts!: An expression on Jakku that denoted wonder or awe.

Roaster: A term to refer to a First Order Flametrooper by Resistance fighters.

Rock: This term was used to refer to a planet. It could be insulting; Luke Skywalker once used the term derogatorily, referring to Tatooine as a "rock."

Rollies: Clone trooper slang for droidekas.

Rust bucket: Derogatory term for a battered droid.

S -

Scruffy-looking: This insult regarding one's appearance was once used by Leia Organa against Han Solo.

Scum: This general-purpose insult referred to anyone considered undesirable.

Scuttlebutt: Talk or stories about someone that may not be true; gossip.

Seps: Slang term for Separatists, in use during the time of the Galactic Empire.

Shiraya's word!: An expression used to express shock or surprise on Naboo.

A sight for malfunctioning optics: A droid way of saying that one is pleased to see someone.

Shut me down!: An exclamation of surprise used by droids like C-3PO.

Sitrep: TIE pilot slang term for "situation report."

Sitting mynock: An open target that can easily picked off.

Skug: A common Zygerrian insult.

Skull: A Z-95 Headhunter, in TIE pilot slang.

Sleemo: This Huttese insult was pronounced slay-mo and translated as "slimeball," a rude insult.

Sod it: This was an expression of frustration.

Son of a bantha: This insult was once directed at Han Solo by Sana Starros.

Sorcerer: Admiral Conan Antonio Motti once referred to Darth Vader using this term in reference to his Force abilities, telling him not to try to frighten him and the others on the Death Star with his "sorcerer's ways."

Spaced: This was a slang phrase amongst travellers of the galaxy meaning "dead" or "killed." A common saying in the early days of the Galactic Empire was that it was "Better to be spaced than based on Belderone."

Spacer: This was slang referring someone who spent a large part of their life in space.

Spice: A type of dangerous narcotic mined in the Spice mines of Kessel. Wookiees died en masse as slaves of the Galactic Empire mining this drug.

Splash: To shoot down, in TIE pilot slang.

Stang: This slang term of frustration was once employed by Beck Ollet during a grav-ball match in reference to the opposing team's wing striker.

Stars!: A general-purpose exclamation that could be used to express either frustration or excitement.

Stars' end!: An expression of disbelieving delight.

Stifftroopers stormbloopers: Alternate name for stormtroopers thought up by Ezra Bridger.

Stitched: TIE fighter slang term from "hit by enemy fire."

Stuck up: This term was used to describe someone with a conceited or arrogant attitude.

Suicide sled: A starfighter with weak shields or no shields at all, in TIE pilot slang.

Sun bonnet: This was a slang term that referred to clone trooper helmets.

Svaper: Frid Kelio once referred to the athletic director Janus Fhurek as a "dirty svaper."

Switch off!: This droid exclamation was the equivalent of "shut up!”

T -

Tailhead: This was a derogatory slang term referring to members of the Twi'lek race.

Target practice:Alternate name for stormtroopers thought up by Ezra Bridger.

Thank the Maker!: C-3PO often used this phrase to express relief, similar to how a sentient being might thank a deity.

Too many admirals, not enough ensigns: A saying used to claim that too many people want to be the leader, and not enough people are willing to follow to do the detail work.

Tweezer: This was used a slang referring to the BX-series droid commando.

U -

Utinni: This was an exclamation made by various Jawas that was roughly the equivalent of "come here!"

V -

Vac-head: A TIE fighter pilot who flies "in the black" for the Imperial Navy.

Victory kid: One of hundreds of millions or billions of children born after the fall of the Galactic Empire.

W -

Walking carpet: Leia Organa once applied this insulting term to Chewbacca in reference to his shaggy coat of fur.

Wastoid: A derogatory term.

Wet dog: Luke Skywalker once used this term to describe the scent of the planet Kupoh.

What in the blazes…: This expression was used to express shock or surprise.

What in the universe...: Same as above.

What the…: This general purpose expression was in use throughout the galaxy.

What the Sith…: This was a general purpose exclamation used by the Alderaanian Jora Astane.

Who in the name of the Great Prairie Winds…: This interrogative was used by a shopkeeper when Merei Spanjaf told him she was sent by Bandis Yong.

Wild bantha chase: A wild bantha chase was a futile errand, one which might be a distraction to important business.

Witch: This was a derogatory term for a female, but could also be applied to one who cast actual magick.

Wizard: A term expressed to describe a person who has accomplished something extraordinary or unnatural. The term can elicit either excitement (Ex: Kitster Banai when speaking of young Anakin Skywalker), or trepidation (Ex: Garazeb Orrelios, when speaking of Ezra Bridger). Owen Lars also once used this as a derogatory term towards Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi when speaking with his nephew, Luke Skywalker.

Wrench-jockey: A term used for a repair droid.

Y -

You can't fix stupid: This was a saying Jessa Spanjaf used regarding poor data protection and security practices that she attributed to herself.

Youngling: This was another term for "child," often used by the Jedi.

Z -

Zero angle: A TIE fighter pilot term for the position behind an enemy's stern.

[morganisboringg]

Omegle friendship story ;-;

Stranger: m

You: hiya

You: f

Stranger: bonjour

You: hola

Stranger: im 18 bitchh

You: im 14 hoeee

Stranger: shidddd

Stranger: 😂😂

You: yeah im a childdd

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but im not a creepy guy so ur good 👌🏼

Stranger: hahaha

You: yeah ie had a 20 year old try to keep talking with me

You: and a 17 yr old ask if i have a nice ass XD ive delt with creepy guys XD

Stranger: hahaha dudes are horny

Stranger: used to be like that too but i realized its wrong

Stranger: so yeah just vibing rn

Stranger: 😤😤😤

You: yeah they are, i be vibin too im watching sky high B)

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im watching rick&morty

Stranger: im the ultimate virgin

You: lmaoooooo , i mean u have to also like game theory and film theory for that but ur close XD

Stranger: never heard of that

Stranger: 😂

You: theyre nerdy yt channels, they make theorys on games and films and shows and stuff

You: they have a bunch on rick and morty

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i watch some of those

Stranger: 😤😂

Stranger: im an ‘adult’ child

You: yeah i do too, i literally have their merch

Stranger: hahahaha

You: oh i hope to be an adult child bc gRosS adults

Stranger: yeah i dont wanna be an adult

You: me either, adults get stares when they only dress in hot topic clothes why would i want that

Stranger: hahahah yeah

Stranger: thats the reason i dont have a gf

Stranger: bc im too childish

You: well then u just havent found the right childish girl

Stranger: that is a fact

You: might i reccomend the single rider lines at like amusement parks XD

Stranger: hahaha why

You: ive seen plenty of dudes shoot there shot there bc the girls are by themselves then they get to ride a rollercoaster together

Stranger: hahah yeah thats fun

Stranger: maybe i wikk

Stranger: :)

You: yeah XD then if it works out a cute date at an amusement park!

Stranger: hahah yeah

Stranger: do u have a amusement park obsession

Stranger: lmaoo

You: uh- thats uniMPORTANTTT

Stranger: hahahhah

You: theres food and adreniline whats not to love!

Stranger: i love them too

Stranger: i once forced my cousin to ride the same coaster 12 times in a row

You: ive ridden king da ka the tallest rollercoaster in the world XD

Stranger: he puked after

You: lmaoooo sounds like smth id do

Stranger: hahaha

You: but then id just say again and go again XD

Stranger: hahahah same

Stranger: adter he threw up i went alone

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: dude i need some advice

You: sure

Stranger: my friends sister (shes 15) has a crush on me

Stranger: what do i do

You: oh shit uh- tell her shes too young

You: or like take her on a cute date but say its a friends date

You: thats a nice way to friend zone sm1

Stranger: yeah true

Stranger: its kinda weird

Stranger: my friend says he doesnt mind

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: but still wekrd

Stranger: weird

You: well thats uh getting to chris hansen levels so gotta shoot her down lmao

Stranger: yeah hahaha

You: but like yk when like a little sisters older siblings s/o would take them on a "date" to show them how to be treated u could do that- idk

Stranger: yeah idkk

Stranger: we shall see

You: we shall broski, just uh dont do anything that chris hansen would ask u to sit down with him over XD

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: i have no idea who that is

Stranger: oh i looked it up

You: yeah XD

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah like it is weird but not the age difference

Stranger: 3 years is not a lot

You: oh abt the friends sibling thing? XD

Stranger: ya

You: ik 3 years isnt alot in like the grand scheme of stuff but NOW 3 years is the difference between 6th graders and freshman and thats really weird

Stranger: yeah true true

You: and abt them being a friends sibling, um dont pull a kissing booth and be all dating behind everyones back- that movie was weird in general smh

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: yeah i wont

Stranger: his mom told me i would be a good son in law

You: LMAO too soon??

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: yeah right ilnow

You: 1) u arent even dating and 2) u think its weird

You: that would creep me tf out

Stranger: yeah but i dont really care

Stranger: i take it as a compliment

Stranger: it means im nice

You: yeah, im just a generally akward perso so XD

Stranger: hahahaha

You: but like uh if u dont wanna date a friends sibling dont, in most movies thats like number one best friend code no dating sibkings

Stranger: yeah i dont really care if my friend doesnt mins

Stranger: but i dont like her

Stranger: i like someone else

Stranger: and she doesnt like me back

Stranger: 🙃🙂

You: oh cool, aw that suckss u seem really chill and have a good personality so idk whats not to like thats prob my pansexual talking tho XD

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: ur attracted to pans?

Stranger: thanks lmao yeah idk

You: no i came out of the pantry smh

Stranger: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

You: common misconseption XD

Stranger: yeah shes my girl best friend

Stranger: so thats why she doesnt like me

Stranger: but maybe some daaaaaayv

You: oooo thats a hard place to get out of the f r i e n d z o n e

Stranger: ivee been tryyiiiiiiiing

Stranger: to make u love meeee

Stranger: but everything i try

You: *blasts u belong with me by taylor swift on a boombox* now go stand outside her window

Stranger: just takes you further from me

You: XD

Stranger: ghost town by kanye west is such a good song

You: oh i dont think ive listened to it lmao too much emo music and musicals

Stranger: you like kid cudi

You: who..? ugh i feel stupid not knowing stuff

Stranger: ur too young

Stranger: hes a legend

Stranger: makes good music u should listen to him

Stranger: kind of drug/depresion related

You: oh okay, that sounds like smth id listen too XD

Stranger: listen to love. by him on youtube or soundcloud

Stranger: it isnt on spotify

You: oh okay, i use amazon music like a loser XD

Stranger: oh

Stranger: yeah its only on yt or soundcloud lmao

Stranger: hahah doesnt matter right

You: yeah lmao

You: u wanna be friends? its ok to say no cause im 14 XD

You: im morgan btw whats ur name?

Stranger: hahaha aw thats a nice thing to ask

Stranger: but i just came on here to twlk to random people :( sorry

You: im not good at the whole "making friends" thing so idk what to do but ask lmao

Stranger: my name is julian

You: oh okay

Stranger: im sure u will make friends some day

You: OMG ofc its julian- i meet guys with m names or julius/julians never anything else

Stranger: hahaha what do y mean

You: i mean in the past week ive met a mike, mikey, and a mick then ive met like 4 julius' and 2 julians

Stranger: ahhaha wow

Stranger: thats funny

You: i swear idk what is up but smth is

You: my fbi agent is on smth ig

Stranger: hahahhahaha

Stranger: tryna set u up

You: yeah they want either an m&m or m j XD just m&ms or michael jackson IDFK XD

Stranger: haahahah

Stranger: so when did u find out u were pan sexual

You: uh when i was 11 i thinkk

Stranger: wow

Stranger: when i was 11 i was eating boogers out of my nose

You: yeah i knew i wasnt straight since like pre school girls are just too cute lmao

You: lmao thanks for sharing

Stranger: that is a facr

Stranger: women are cute

You: yeah they are XD

Stranger: hahaha

You: ummm idk what to talk abt now lol

Stranger: yeah me too lol

You: uh do u like heathers? like the movie or the musical

Stranger: never heard of it

You: REALLY??

You: my friends saying to skip u smh but i wouldnt dare

Stranger: what do u mean hahah

You: heathers is like a cult classic 80s movie like breakfast club or 16 candles or the outsiders

Stranger: ohh ok hahah

Stranger: i dont watch a lit of old movies

You: u know what those are right? especially the outsiders?

Stranger: only fiction

Stranger: never heard of them

You: U HAVENT???

You: OMG I SWEARR IF I KNEW U IRL ID LIKE FORCE U TO WATCH IT ITS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD MMMMMMm

Stranger: whats sliced bread

Stranger: 😂😂😂😂

Stranger: i swear i dont watch movies

You: like a loaf of bread XD its an expression

Stranger: oh lolllll

You: but like look up dallas winston MMMMM I LOVE THAT MAN

Stranger: hahah ok

Stranger: this was a fun talk dude hahah

Stranger: i ahve to go eat rn

You: okay byee nice talk too bad we cant be friends i wish u luck <3

Stranger: were kind of stranger friends

Stranger: so count me as a friend

Stranger: :S

You: okay too bad after this we'll never talk again

You: S?

Stranger: idk lmao

Stranger: yeah but thats life

Stranger: byeee 😘

You: yeah it is byeeee

Stranger has disconnected.

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(Southern Vangard) Episode 238 - Southern Vangard Radio

BANG! @southernvangard #radio Ep238! IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!!!! We celebrate FIVE YEARS of Southern Vangard Radio this week Vangardians! Can you believe it?! Doe & Meeks have been giving ya’ll that RAW week after week for FIVE. YEARS. 238 mix shows. 194 Interview Sessions. Countless artists and records broken. We raise our glass to you - the listeners and artists that have supported us over the years - THANK YOU! Alright before we get teary eyed, lets get down to biz. This week is what you’re here for - our Ep238 mix show is chock full of new joints and WORLD EXCLUSIVES, the homie DJ Pocket was in-studio with us to to celebrate and Strong Island’s finest JOHN JIGG$ was also in studio! On top of all of that, we have TRAGIC ALLIES’ own CODENINE for our Thursday interview session this week - those exclusives I mentioned earlier - he gave us TWO off his upcoming, yet to be titled project! Interview snippets are at the end of the mix to get you ready for the full interview on Thursday. AAAAAND this week is the official debut of our BRAND NEW LOGO, designed by the homie BIEF37! Had to put on a fresh coat of paint for for 2020, dig? Last but certainly not least - don’t forget our FIFTH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION is coming up on JANUARY 18, 2019 at 529 EAV here in Atlanta - Marlon Craft, Bobby Feeno, J57, Shabaam Sahdeeq, J. Science, Heem Stogied, Youni Soul, Lord Toozy, Self Jupiter of Freestyle Fellowship and Sauce Heist will be tearing it down. Tix are available now, hit the link in our social media bios to cop ‘em. Pour it out and light it up for that #SmithsonianGrade #TwiceAWeek #WeAreTheGard // southernvangard.com // @southernvangard on #applepodcasts #stitcherradio #soundcloud #mixcloud #youtube // #hiphop #rap #undergroundhiphop #boombap #DJ #mixshow #interview #podcast #ATL #WORLDWIDE #RIPCOMBATJACK

Recorded live January 5, 2019 @ Dirty Blanket Studios, Marietta, GA

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Talk Break Inst. - "Beats And Blood" - Stu Bangas

"Anastasia" - Codenine (prod. Karnate) ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

"Ride Thru The Jungle" - Ty Farris (prod. Bozack Morris)

"Self Made" - John Jigg$ ft. Rockwelz (prod. Overlord Stone)

"Gladiator School" - Big Ghost Ltd. ft. Rigz, Mooch, Rome Streetz, Asun Eastwood, Rahiem Supreme, Recognize Ali, Estee Nack, Daniel Son & Lukey Cage

"Crab Cakes"- Your Old Droog ft. Prodigy (prod. Alchemist)

"Foreign Affairs" - Snotty ft. Codenine (prod. MichaelAngelo)

"Survelliances" - NapsNdreds ft. Dj Revolution (prod. JR Swiftz)

Talk Break Inst. - "Sound The Horns" - Stu Bangas

** INTERVIEW - JOHN JIGG$ **

"MY GAWWWD" - UllNevano X JR Swiftz

"Classie Freddie Blassie (Sheik/Volkoff Remix)" - Griff/Scorcese ft. Zilla Rocca

"Stay Ignorant" - 4-IZE Feat. Talib Kweli, STAHHR, Senor KAOS, Number 2 ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

"Hit Me Wit da Hard" - Uptown X.O. (prod. Drew Dave)

"Peace or War" - Dirt Platoon ft. Fel Sweetenberg

"Rap Up 2019" - Mad Skillz

Talk Break Inst. - "Keeping Time" - Stu Bangas

"Bang Shit" - Terror Van Poo ft. Lord Tariq (prod. Vinny Idol)

"Premium Drugs (Remix)" - Ty Farris ft. Rigz (prod. Sebb Bash)

"Philadelphia Visits With My Bitch Who Look Like Garcelle Beauvais" - Jah-Monte ft. Estee Nack & Rahiem Supreme

"Beyond Thunderdome" - Ca$ablanca (prod. Rob Deniro)

"Prey" - Che Noir ft. Ransom (prod. By 38 Spesh)

Talk Break Inst. - "The Healing Remedy" - Stu Bangas

"Dominican Church Eucharist" - Codenine (prod. Karate) ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

Interview Snippets - Codenine

SOUNDCLOUD

https://soundcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-238-southern-vangard-radio

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GOOGLE PODCASTS

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MIXCLOUD

https://www.mixcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-238-southern-vangard-radio/

YOUTUBE

https://youtu.be/CokA3hrNqD8

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