#thanks for the bag at least

[pika-blur]

this is the funniest thing to come back to ngl

[kaiidos]

I'm so sick of finding pornographic content in the trans tags. I understand that most of them are porn bots, but I wish the ones that aren't would just tag their stuff properly.

I just want to be able to comfortably scroll through memes and comfort content in these tags without getting immediately flashbanged :/

[michi-chelle-draws]

that one scene from taku’s route 👀

[smimon]

okay i know you probably have enough drawing ideas for giant k but i just had this idea invade me.

you know how in snow white (not just the disney version) she pushes together the beds and sleeps on like 3 or more of them sideways? anyway giant k sleeping on 3 beds pushed together. and now i'm just picturing giant k as snow white and everyone else as the various dwarves

Ohoho big brain!!! 👀👀👀 Big brain. I love this idea so much and not just because Snow White is my favourite fairy tale hdjsbdbdfh

Thank you!!! Of course I have to draw it and not just once, let's make it into a comic! Let's gooo

Giant K series #16: once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

To be continued 😉

[beta-adjacent]

Headcanon that making tea for loved one's is a "traditional omega thing" that modern packs don't give a fuck about. Who Cares some people just don't like tea! And affection can be shown in so many other ways Spread the love

Bwahaha, yes, totally! Honestly it first made me think of non-omegas making pack members tea too? Like, yeah, some people don't like tea, but even if they do, modern packs don't find it an omega-oriented role?

This is definitely makes me think of different packs’ lifestyles. Like maybe the pack are all coffee people who have strenuous jobs, so having a cup of coffee together is their morning bonding time (and their conservative parents are Livid lol). Or a really young pack (or newly presented kids navigating those feelings) having a sleepover, and they all snuck in energy drinks for each other. Or retired mates and one of them is an omega who loves tea, so the other partner serves them some every night instead of the other way around, and it's been their little inside joke for decades. Or a traditionally-raised omega parent trying to serve their kids tea when they’re sick, but the are kids refusing, and the omega is so hurt and confused because they don't like tea either but this is how their omega parent did it and they turned out just fine, right? Or an omega with dementia who keeps trying to make tea when they honestly shouldn't even be moving, because they keep thinking their "mate" (see: the poor new hire) is mad at them, and the new hire is too young to understand why, tortured knowing the only remnants of this omega's psyche are the traumas they endured...

Lots of fun ideas really!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Hi Lofty!

We really didn’t want to give the boys back, but…..

Return

Shadow looked at the girls with wide, fearful eyes. “Do we really have to go back to the Westwing? Why can’t we just stay with you instead?” Power stood next to him with a carefully blank face, only his slightly trembling hands betraying his emotions.

Mel opened her mouth, about to say something when she got distracted by a loud banging noise coming from the door. The girls exchanged a look. “Who could that be at this time of the day?” Whispered Nancy. Mel shrugged and went to open the door, but froze when she saw who stood in front of her. A tall figure in a blue tunic and cap, covered in plate armor, with glowing white eyes looking at the two heroes still standing inside.

“You said seven days. It has been seven days by your reckoning. I’m going to bring them back now.” The Fierce Deity stepped around the girl still standing in the doorway and towards the boys, picking both of them up with ease and throwing them over his shoulders as if they weighed nothing.

“You can come with me and say goodbye or stay here. It’s your choice.” He said with his deep, rumbling voice as he walked towards the door. “Wait, we want to come with you!” Nancy blurted, being the first of the girls to shake off their surprise.

The two followed the tall being to the west wing, having to take five steps for each of his singular long strides. They eventually arrived at the west wing, where Fierce finally set the two disgruntled heroes down. He turned to the two girls, only now catching up enough to come through the doorway.

“...”

“ wow! you’re fast, well faster than i expected for a walk.” said Mel

“You have done well, these two small ones look much better after a week in your care.” Nancy saw the ghost of a smile on Fierce’s lips for a moment, before his usual wooden expression returned.

“Thanks? More importantly, I hope you guys take care of yourselves! and I hope that this was nice, you deserve nice things.” Nancy spoke the last part as though quoting something, though none of the heroes had any idea what.

“Goodbye until we can steal you away from Lofty again!” Mel called out with a wink

Shadow perked up, “Ducks?” he asked before the door was closed and locked by the Fierce deity, a moment after the lock clicked the sounds of Lofty’s car returning were heard and the girls scrambled for the window, hoping it was still open.

WELL OK FINE I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY 😭😭😭 My poor babies I feel like a villain sosjsbfofcjbsqljwber LOL

DONT WORRY BOYS I LOVE YOU I SWEAR—

HA Fierce being the one to retrieve them, seems appropriate he’s just like “ok time’s up” 😂

@nancyheart11, Mel, thank you two SO MUCH I cannot adequately express how cute and sweet this was, I literally would get so happy every time I saw an ask and looked forward to seeing what adventures they had ❤️❤️❤️ this was adorable

Love you both ❤️❤️❤️

[strawberry-cowmilk]

me when I put on leggings and remember comfort is an option

[vancalox]

ok more solara

one more thing i am so so so unwell abt the full circle moment of solas leaving his spirit form and going directly against his nature because mythal told him to... versus ashara leaving her physical body and finally connecting with her own nature on her own choice without him having asked her to 😐

[orcelito]

Several months late, the landlord finally picked up the dehumidifier from my kitchen

Would've been nice had I been told they were coming though 💀 so I could've cleaned up the grocery bags on the floor that I hadn't put away yet 💀💀💀💀💀

[cator99]

I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care

[justplaggin]

went to milan last week and brought back some italian little guys :D

[nicoscheer]

Championship rounds. Mucho hurto with big @Mileskane

That sensei at the end of Willie’s turn got me cackling

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[cvsette]

Roommate just started wordlessly angrily and repeatedly yelling in the hallway so I guess we have moved onto the “I feel physically unsafe” part of the roommate nightmare month

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

[t4tpumpkinduo]

they call me guy who gets his car broken into the way my car gets broken into

[mortifying-macaroni]

Just stopping in to congratulate you on finals!! I just got accepted into a dream uni of mine, so luck to both of us on our futures ahead!!

D'aww! Thanks, hun! 🖤🩷 And omfg congrats!!! 🥳 🥳 Wishing you the best of luck at uni and a prosperous future as well! Everybody usually says that those are some of the best years in life and so far, they really have been exactly that. Hopefully they'll be that way for you too. We're gonna earn that diploma by slaying all our courses one step at a time 💅