#morti answers

[mortifying-macaroni]

Hiyo! Did you want to talk about Vampires? Cause I'd love to talk about Vampires!

Sure! Who am I to pass up that offer 🖤

[spacepiratemorti]

Morty says you're "cool".

Thinking about it, I don't think we've ever met before. Has your grandma ever talked about me?

- @stick-rick

Thank you stick-Morty! You're cool too

I think I might have seen you at the beach party in July but we didn't talk.

Grandma doesn't say much about other versions of herself except for the ones she hangs out with all the time. It's more that our conversations don't usually steer that way, y'know? Not that you're not interesting or something.

[janimay-sprout-cloud]

It seems that no matter how much I try, the book stays upside down...

[rubberricky]

what the shrimp I thought you were nice :((

You really thought? HAHAHAHA

[beefsaw]

when do i get to see you without the mask eyy

... fuck. okay. just for a bit. i just look like a normal rick. dunno what you were expecting. watch me lose all my fans because i'm just some fucking guy.

[cloudysfluffs]

I love the way you drew Sam and Max in your art style! I hope you do more tk art of them (no pressure though draw what you want)

there is nothing id rather draw for you anon!!!! i LOVE making art of these two <3333333333

(dont worry, sam's got a sneaky way of escaping)

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

[pineberrie]

Bird person and memory rick as 💌???They're one of my favorite ships! :>

ofc!! <33

(also as a bonus, the reason this took me so long was bc at first I thought your request was for regular bp and rick?? Which I also drew: Happy labor day <33)

[eb-13]

Toxic Rick, C3!

One of my favorite episodes ❤️

Who's next?

[rickwithtits]

How did some of your people in your Dimension have mushrooms on them and have grayer skin? @xvsuperiorrick

"Oh, you mean like Jerry? Jerry get the f-fuck in here I need you f-for something!"

"Basically- This idiot got mauled by a zombie while I was preoccupied with saving the goddamn earth-"

"Wait- who are you telling this to?"

"Shut up, Jerry. Anyway, the virus itself was c-created towards the end of the civil war when the humans needed a solution to the vampiric scourge, the other side of the civil war. Made by humans f-for the vamps, but ultimately wiping most of them out instead, poetic irony really..."

"So... what did you need me for agai-" Riq reaches over and yanks on one of Jerry's head mushrooms. "OW!"

"Jerry hadn't f-finished turning by the time I got back and Beth still c-cared about him at that point so I was able to turn him into something else instead of a zombie. His genetic makeup is primarily fungi at this point, so he won't deteriorate as quickly and he's k-kept most of his brain f-function... as f-far as I can tell."

Jerry frowns and soothes his poor mushrooms. "Did you really need me for that..?"

[304-x]

its so funny watching rick and morty straight through because you see the progressingly increasingly quantities of old man yaoi. like not only the gradual canonization of birdrick but the jerrick shipping... not to even mention canon rickcest. when did fujoshis get ahold of the show

[wavywhiskers]

It's almost here 🐍 Those who follow me on Twt may already know that I have been developing NO ONE, a small introductory RPG Maker game focused on naga!batter, one of my AUs of the batter.

CURSE was originally supposed to be a sole game focused on him, but I got too many ideas, the project started to get too big and I burned myself out. What I did was chop CURSE into pieces, smaller bite-sized games that I hopefully can actually manage to complete. So CURSE is now the name of the whole series, and NO ONE can be considered a prologue.

After playtesters feedback, I'm going to apply the suggested changes and release it on Itch.io. Should be up during this week.

Here's the link!

[mortifying-macaroni]

What's got you into the whole Tremere/Tzimisce dynamic? Just curious to know. I like them too

Well, anon, I'm glad you asked (btw you've got excellent taste). I'll try to keep it short and sweet with a few main bullet points *cracks fingers*

It's the perfect foundation for "somewhat acquaintances to enemies to lovers". Their first means of interaction stemmed from curiosity to potential cooperation laced with some form of trust as they partook in exchanging of knowledge and magic acumen, hell even some Tzimisce got embraced while carrying a Tremere name. Moreover, they lived in this brief unity until it all got squandered by the blood wizards' betrayal as we know.

Both clans are pretty much two enigmas wrapped in a mystery that battled on a tight rope throughout the ages. Despite the rocky road they're fiercely tangoing on, the fire from their mutual hatred keeps them on their feet as they're restlessly trying to take the lead in bringing the other party to their downfall. There are certain things that entwine them, things that establish a common ground for them to agree upon. Aside from the bit of blood they share by forceful means from the Tremere's side, both clans foster this penchant for torture in the name of academic pursuits. If melding their minds by combining their methods for causing destruction, then these two bloodlines could've been the most fearsome clan duo of educated executioners throughout kindred history.

I've already quoted this one part somewhere (*ahem* my fic), but they have the potential to work like scissors- the blades function to that of a married couple that carry out their tasks together in perfect synchronicity and unison, with equal toil put into it. They're two hands holding the gun, the hammer and firing pin pushing the bullet out. One example of that is their co-op dependant ability to create Blood Brothers. Think about it, A koldun fleshcrafter and a thaumaturgy sorcerer can mass produce walking weapons of annihilation, sort of like their "children" birthed for war through brutality and blood magic.

The whole kindred world may be cursing at them, deeming them as inhumane monsters and murderers and yet the Tzimisce and Tremere can only slow dance to the beat of chaos and pure pandemonium unfolding around them. Everything may as well be crumbling into ruin, but they'd still see an opportunity to salvage something from the suffering of others. What's more, I imagine if they were in a relationship they'd be partial to mutual inflictions of pain. All the pent up clan tension could provide an outlet to channel that (whether it be caused or sustained) hurt into a sort of gratification that nobody else could provide them.

A Tzimisce is an instrument of pain that a Tremere can learn to, not only appreciate, but study, even without applying force; just how a Tremere's knowledge can serve as a song for a Tzimisce to learn through guidance. Furthermore, if given the chance, either of them would kill or burn the whole world for their partner no questions asked. Even though they bring out the worst in each other, they'd remain where they are because nobody else can handle or keep up with all of their "ugly" aspects.

In other words, if only they weren't so stubborn about their clan beef, they could not only have the kinkiest sex imaginable, but also establish a Gomez/Morticia relationship if they'd just work everything out.

I have only one Tremere/Tzimisce ship, so I'm kinda going based on my own little headcanons regarding their own issues and how they can personally work together through them, in addition to some lore I've dug out on top of that.

Final verdict (in my humble, yet correct opinion): Best ship dynamic in VTM with Nosferatu/Toreador being the runner ups

[spacepiratemorti]

curious how you would look in some big goth boots.

( @mortysmith-s013 )

They're too heavy to want to wear all the time, but they look cool as hell.

[lost-gamer-archives]

For the faces meme, F8 with Jerry??! 😊

Full body under the cut bc why not ^^

[rubberricky]

"I just want to say that I love your vibes."

🌅 Actress Beth @daddyissues-sanchez

Aweee, thank you, sweetie! It's been a good minute since I've talked to another version of my daughter!

How're you doing, princess?

[fallingthruthehourglass]

"Hey kid, wanna make a deal????"

@local-triangle

“Uh…wh-wha—what k-kind of—of d-deal..? Wh—who are y-you..?”