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I kind of hate it when there’s a character in a show that appears younger than their actual age. Like the thousand year old lolis in Anime, I always found those to just be bad character design personally. You have these characters that are thousand of years old and yet appear and act like children, but then you get told that they are NOT children and are in fact immortal and yada yada. That’s just bad writing, if you’re going a have a young looking character that’s really old at least have them act their age and not their appearance.
I wouldn’t mind it so much if they didn’t have them act childish, because it makes it so unbelievable that they are some grand age. Have them act intelligent, have them act like an adult and not a child. It shouldn’t be that hard to do. I don’t care if it seems out of place- actually no, it should be feel out of place, that is a thousand year old child. Their appearance should clash their personality actually if you’re going to do that.
I shouldn’t even be talking I have a thousand year old ‘child’ character. The only difference is that instead of a little kid it’s a teenager. But he acts his age, he acts like someone who’s been alive for centuries, that’s how it should be written.
You can’t have a character concept and just ignore half of it until it becomes convenient to bring it up. Looking at you lolicons, really think that you can justify liking a character that looks and acts like a child because ‘well erm actually she’s a thousand year old immortal vampire-’ that is a CHILD.
I don’t care how old she is she is physically a child, that should be reason enough to not be attracted to them. It would be different if she just looked like a kid, people can look younger than their actual age I’m not going to try to deny that. But then they make them act like a kid too and that’s just aheuaehaueha-
#Thanks for coming to my ted talk-#I probably repeat the same point a lot here#I have a lot of things to complain about oh goodness.#reblog :)
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how did my neuvillette pulls go this week:
(written by a person with an insanely bad luck in genshin gacha, who finally gets a glimmer of hope after 2.5 years of playing)
got him guaranteed on thursday, close to soft pity
kinda wanted to get his weapon bc i was close to pity on the weapon banner too (and also bc i didn't have anything good for him) but i got homa instead, a day later
on sunday, did a random single pull and got homa again (on pity 6)
less than a minute later i do another single pull and i (finally) get his weapon (thanks fate points for the guarantee)
and after that i pressed the wrong button on my gaming pad when i was on neuvillette's banner and got his c1 (also one wish later)
#thanks for coming to my ted talk-#no but seriously this has been my wildest 5 minutes of my genshin career#and to think that a week earlier ive been asking my niece if i'll be able to get him bc i didn't have any primos#i've never been *this* lucky at all#my first ever won 50/50 was on the first cyno banner and i've been playing since april 2021....#*cries in c3 keqing*#anyway needed to document this somehow bc it still feels unreal to me#time to build him now i guess#but i barely have any mats for him :')))#for now i managed to get him to 60 and his weapon to 50 it's still okay#and i haven't touched his talents at all sooo it's gonna take me a while before i build him well#genshin#neuvillette
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what do you call a person with DID before an exam? a nervous system
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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@aylinhadtimeforthis
stick can be seen walking into spaz's room.. but i never saw him walk into the other room-
however!! spaz's roommate isn't stick like i thought it was as stick drops off his luggage in other said room, which is up and knox's room is down.
i thought maybe they sat in roommate order or something like that at lunch, but then when i tried looking again at the scene i'd pointed out before, stick is, in fact, behind neil.. not beside stick like i'd thought.. 😅😅
spaz's roommate comes out the room as stick joins them to form a little huddle, and it turns out to be the guy who yells 'spaghetti and meatballs' when neil asks what's for lunch, or the guy holding charlie's cigarette if you remember him that way..
none the less, i don't know who stick rooms with, and i don't think it's knox, just because when charlie returns, a different guy is following him towards his dorm.
this is all very confusing because he could literally be rooming with Hopkins for all we know as it's a very long hall, and we can see him in the hall in the opening scene.
🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️.
#dead poets society#thanks for coming to my ted talk-#but seriously if i got it wrong please correct me!!
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rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen
(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)
senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work
chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself
marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug
shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man
falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it
kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#senshi#senshi of izganda#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#shuro#shuro dungeon meshi#falin touden#kabru
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My controversial opinion is that I think chronically ill people should be able to fight one doctor a year
#chronic illness#disabilties#ehlers danlos syndrome#pots syndrome#mcas#tourettes#fibromyalgia#please#let me be silly#let me live in my delusions#let me have this#thanks for coming to my ted talk
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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??
#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable#this is also pro-korok propaganda#anyways um#I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons)#but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking#so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk#sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit#thank you for coming to my ted talk#im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD#I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#loz#loz art#Zelda#loz tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#totk#botw#totk link#korok#Nintendo#art#my art
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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years#and literally not make a move#PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much#but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour#thank u for coming to my ted talk#high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two
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whatever *domesticates your Carnivàle Lecroux*
#my art#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#loa#ouaw#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#torbek#hootsie grimgrin#twig toadspring#everyone got kicked out after the inevitable mess that torbek and gricko made#do not mess with kremy's kitchen okay#and yes gideon is stealing the cookie for twig she could not wait#it's my mental illness and i get to choose how to cope#and 90% of time it's with fluff#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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I feel like the aftg fandom has just swung hard from one mischaracterization of Neil to another.
Yes, Neil is not an innocent little soft-boy like a lot of fans made him out to be pre-TSC, but he isn't some cold, calculated badass either.
He took out a hit on Grayson over Thai food. He doodles fox paws in his notebooks and hates vegetables. He insults FBI agents' parking jobs and he spent a bus ride staring over the back of his seat making heart eyes at his boyfriend. He manipulated the agents while eating takeout in the interrogation room. He canonically internally panics and overthinks the entire time he's attempting to manipulate anyone. He uses people's family trauma to manipulate them. He misses his mom.
Neil Abram Josten is a multifaceted character
#he literally offers to delay meeting the FBI because he sees that Jean is having a breakdown#he only took out the hit on Grayson because he saw how scared Jean was!#he is not just some cruel asshole of a guy just because Jean's perspective of him is skewed#thanks for coming to my ted talk#aftg#all for the game#neil josten
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You’re the best friends anybody ever had. And it’s funny, but I feel as if I’ve known you all the time. But I couldn’t have, could I?
THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) | AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)
#i know this post is long but believe it or not this is a narrowed down selection#agatha all along#agathaallalongedit#the wizard of oz#aaaedit#mcuedit#tvedit#filmedit#marvel#myedits#myedits: marvel#usercats#userbess#userairi#userarrow#tuserheidi#tuservaleria#usermibbles#uservivaldi#userkarolina#userholtz#underbetelgeuse#userholloway#usershale#userbarrow#userpegs#userhallie#parallels#rio is the tin man she might not be human but she had the capacity to love all along!!!!!!!!#thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Joke that makes sense only to me and one (1) singular friend + live Martin and Tim reaction The vaguely referenced image:
#the magnus archives#tma#magpod#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tim stoker#my art#I put way too much effort into a Smosh joke#Anyway season 2 jon is ian hecox thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Luke Brandon Field did NOT put his all into playing young Daniel as the most horny, desperate, pathetic, limp wristed, whimpering bisexual loser who looked up at that vampire with the wettest most submissive eyes and melted into him as he accepted the loving embrace of death just for people to say that Daniel Molloy is some kind of dom top.
Don’t worry Mr. Brandon Field, I saw your masochistic vision.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#some DM takes have just been bothering me#subbing in one relationship doesn’t mean that’s the only dynamic you are interested in#young Daniel I see how bad you wanted teeth in your neck#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#young daniel molloy#luke brandon field#devil's minion#armandaniel
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Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?
#every dracula adaptation gets every character wrong- but the way Lucy is treated in particular makes my blood boil#she's not stupid for being naive. she's not stupid for fixating on marriage. she's 19. A TEENAGER. she's allowed to be young#of course she doesn't have much life experience! that's why it's so tragic! when she dies we mourn the person she was meant to become#and regardless of however adaptations try to spin it; she did not want to be killed. she wasn't aware of dracula like the other characters#she didn't deliberately let dracula kill her. she didn't ask to be a vampire. she wasn't in love with dracula or anything like that#she died not understanding what was happening to her. she never lost her naivety. and that makes it even more tragic in my opinion#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk#i think my old dracula hyperfixation is reigniting and i don't have the strength to stop it lmao#lucy westenra#dracula#bram stokers dracula#dracula daily#lit student screams into the void
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(I like to think that) Lex Luthor gets clowned on by literally everyone, and Bruce is the absolute worst.
Like he'll attend an event and a literal millisecond later, Bruce will roll up and steal all the attention. And when they're inside, him or one of his crazy "children" will "accidentally" spill very red wine all over his expensive ass suit.
And what can Lex even do?
Last time he retaliated and mildly shoved Bruce, the man very dramatically flung himself across the room and fell straight into a table. He hadn't even gotten hurt- not a single bruise or cut- but that drama queen didn't appear in public for an entire month after the incident. The backlash Lex had gotten was so not worth it.
And it doesn't stop there. His kids join in on the "fun" and bully him too.
Tim permanently bans him from all the platforms owned by Wayne enterprisese, which is like borderline illegal, so Lex sues and somehow always loses.
Jason Duke and Steph team up and make it a game to throw things on his head without him realising. And when Luthor catches one of them, he can't even shout at them or whatnot cause hes actually scared shitless. Jason, the absolute tank of a man, just grins at him while placing his hands on the very noticeable gun at his hip. Duke and Steph stand on either side of him, gripping literal knives in their hands.
Damian just outright walks up to him and begins insulting him in a couple of different languages. He always gives Lex a final disgusted look before turning and walking off.
Dick might seem the sweetest, approaching him while smiling in that nice way of his. He's the worst, though, cause he always makes sure to bring a few reporters with him before he innocently starts outing Lex's latest evil scheme in front of the audience. He makes sure to bring solid evidence of the nefarious plans, but right at the end, he goes, "idk I could be wrong," before shrugging and walling off.
Cassandra doesn't do much, but she's definitely the scariest. Whenever Lex has had enough and is about to call a hit on Bruce, she appears out of nowhere, stares straight at him, and just shakes her head while saying, "No. Regret"
Basically, Lex Luthor, public enemy #1, gets (justifiably) bullied by the entirety of the human population (honestly, only the Waynes).
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#dc comics#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#dick grayson#lex luthor#bruce wayne#damian wayne#duke thomas#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batman
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