#thanks for asking Sarah

[urhoneycombwitch]

Hey…how is 90s Eddie doing? He’s been on my brain 🤤

yanno last I checked on him he was smoking indoors in the back room of my brain and setting off the fire detector. I asked him to quit and he flipped me off, slammed the door, and turned Alanis Morissette on really loud 🙄🙄

[clarkgriffon]

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT & SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR IN I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997) dir. Jim Gillespie

[doctorwhommm]

I hsve an idea. Could u draw rose and ianto as besties

absOLUTELY I CAN

they’re chatting shit (lovingly) about their tall, long-coat-wearing, time-travelling, death-cheating, alien boyfriends who have spikey hair

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

Hi bb, just a thirst idea for you: Study fucking. Your fave has trouble being "smart" but he is a genius when it comes to pounding that ass after he gets too frustrated during a study session.

Oh, Vi, my sweet. I know you sent this a while ago. But when I read it, my heart wasn't the only thing to clench up 😈! Thank you so much for sending this to me. It was so fun to write!!

A/N ::: Nerd/Bad Boy!Keisuke Baji x F.reader, reader doesn't know he's in Toman until later (or at all, idk), he is NOT playing stupid, math is just really fucking hard!

C/W ::: Mutual pining that's super on the DL, unprotected P->V, Baji surprising us ... so nothing out of the ordinary.

WC ::: Just over 2k.

"Why though?!" Baji yelled a little louder than you thought he needed to. But it was clear he was getting more and more pissed about this. "Why the FUCK does it have to equal the fucking same area as this fucking pellaroraglam?"

You bit the insides of your cheeks and your tongue to keep from laughing at him about his pronunciation of the word 'parallelogram'. "Because that's how the Greeks intended it. Ok? Let's take a 10 minute break and come back to this again, yeah? You're not an idiot, Kei. I think you've just been staring at the book for so long that things are starting to make less and less sense. Does that make sense?" You reached over and took his glasses from his face and brushed your finger up and down the bridge of his nose. "Do you want to go for a walk or get something from the kitchen? Maybe to eat or drink? Make this 10 count because when we get back, we're hittin' it hard again, ok?"

Something about your wording made his cock twitch. But he shoved that thought down almost as quickly as it bubbled up into the forefront of his overworked brain.

"Hittin' it hard again, hah? You're mean, y/n. You're a bully. A learning bully. You're not gonna give in until I understand this shit, are ya?" He stood up from your desk and he gestured for you to follow him to your kitchen.

Your apartment was nothing special. But how you made the space your own was something that Baji always found so sweet and comforting. Of course, he'd never admit that to you. He is, after all, the first division Captain of Toman. Captains don't find things 'sweet.' They find them masculine and bloody. That's what everyone from the outside looking in thought, anyway. Though, no matter how hard he tried to ignore the pull you and your apartment had on him, he always found himself wishing he was back here, with you, in this little bubble of mild contentment you'd created.

He was relaxed when he was with you. Save for right now. But you were trying to help him study for his midterm. Any other time he's been here, he always felt safe. Maybe even small, for lack of a better descriptor, when he is anything but 'small' in any sense of the word.

"You really do have a mean streak in you, you know that?" He teased as you both walked into your kitchen. "But you're right. I need a break from that book. My eyes are crossing and it's starting to give me a headache."

"Do you want a couple of tylenol? I think I have ibuprofen, too. Anything I can do to help you with this, Keisuke. It's my job, after all. Use me however you need to to get this through that stubborn head of yours." You smiled so cute at him that he had a difficult time not telling you what he really wanted to use you for.

"Maybe I'll take you up on that. But first, can I ask you something kinda weird?" He sat down on one of the bar stools at the counter and you followed suit, sitting next to him.

"Of course! Anything, Kei." You rubbed your fingers up and down your forearm, a nervous habit. Even still, you assumed it was a question about the math you were helping him study. "What's up?"

"So, like, I know you're not into me in that way. Right? And that's fine. You've made that very clear. But, like, if you were...into me, I mean, into someone … hypothetically, I mean, what kind of person do you think you would be into? Like, are you more into the nerdy type, or the bad boy type, or, like, the artsy type?"

You didn't really understand where this was going. But you decided to humor him. "Well, I guess I've always been pretty attracted to the bad boy type. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't go for someone who was nerdy, too. It all depends on the person, you know? I have to like them first and foremost. Like, just because I see some bad boy doing bad boy stuff doesn't mean I'll fall to my knees and s-"

Baji choked on his tea, spitting it all over you in the process of trying to control the amount of liquid that was coming out of his mouth.

"Oh fuck! I'm so sorry, y/n! Gahhhd damn it. I am so sorry!" He grabbed the roll of paper towels from the counter by the sink and tore some off to frantically wipe your chest.

"K-Kei! Oh my god! Stop! It's ok! I'm at home, I can easily change my shirt. Don't worry about ... about it. You yell so much. Geez."

You hopped off of the stool and went back to your bedroom to find a shirt to change into. As you did so, Baji felt his stomach turn. He knew he shouldn't have asked you that. It was stupid and immature. But he couldn't help it. He'd had a crush on you for so long that he just needed to know if he had a chance in hell with you or not. But, as he'd guessed, you weren't interested in him that way.

He waited for you to come back to the kitchen before apologizing again. "I really am sorry, y/n. I don't know what came over me. I was just, I dunno, asking for a friend. And then you started to say that if you saw someone doing something that you’d fall to your knees and …" He waved his hand in the air as if to clear what he was going to say away before it’d even had a chance to see the light of day. “And I choked and blew my tea all over you.”

You giggled and shook your head, smiling at him. "It's ok, Kei. You're a little clumsy, but you're still really sweet. I like hanging out - I mean, you know. Helping you study. I enjoy your company, regardless of what we're doing."

"Y/n? I really wanna kih-" He blushed and looked away from you before he thought you saw his face turn a pretty shade of pink.

"You what, Kei?" You leaned around him a little to get his attention. "What do you want, Baji? You can tell me. We're friends."

FRIENDS 

"Oh, y-yeah. Of course we're ... friends. Yeah. Well, let's get back to the math, then. C'mon." His heart, smile and morale sank as he headed back to your room with you.

Meanwhile, you were left to wonder what he was going to say. What did he want to 'kih'? Kiss? Oh, no. It couldn't be that. Right? Maybe he just wanted to kick your butt for making fun of his pronunciation earlier ... even though your face was the only thing giving away the fact you were getting quite a bit of entertainment from that. He wouldn't have noticed that. Right?

You followed him back to your bedroom and decided to keep quiet about the whole thing. You couldn't imagine that he would want to kiss you. You were just his tutor. And he was so cool. He had cool friends, girls practically fell at his feet when he walked by them. He couldn't possibly have feelings for you, right?

Oh, but he did. He really did. He was mad for you. He wanted nothing more than to pull you into his lap and kiss you senseless. But that couldn't happen. He couldn't ruin the time you spent together. It was precious to him, even though he knew you saw it as nothing more than a job.

The next hour of your time together was spent studying right from the book. There was no talking, no joking, just Baji finally getting to work. It was a welcome change for you. It meant you could focus on your task at hand and not worry about him trying to distract you with his unfinished sentences.

He was still so frustrated. But he was starting to make progress. He was starting to understand what you were trying to teach him. He just wished he could show you how he felt.

As you helped him work through the last of the 4 problems he had to do, he tried to come up with a way to say it. To tell you how he really felt. He was never good at words. Action was his strength. "I'm not sure about par-parallelograms? Is that how you say it? I'm so fucking sick of that long ass word. It's so stupid. Why couldn't they just say a special type of quadrilateral that has both pairs of opposite sides parallel and equal. That word is like 73 letters long. I hate it. It's so fucking annoying, y/n. Jesus."

You clapped and jumped a little where you stood, your tits bounced and his eyes went right to them. "Yes! Yes, Kei! Good! Good job!" You jumped into his arms and hugged him so tightly, burying your face in his neck, (accidentally) inhaling his scent. "I knew you could ..." you pulled your face back from him and looked into his brown eyes. "I knew you could do it ... Keisuke. Mmm ... Kei-suk-e. You ..." you breathed the words out heavily and found yourself staring at his full lips. That sly smile, his sharp teeth. Pain never looked so appealing. 

Your heart stopped in your chest when he threw the math book across the room and it slammed into your wall with a loud thud. Before you had time to process what was happening, his hands were in your hair and his lips were on yours.

You'd been so stupid for someone who taught other people things. So stupid to not see how he felt. And now, here he was, kissing you like he needed you to breathe. You reached up and pulled his long black hair back from his face and returned the kiss with just as much intensity.

"I'm sorry I didn't say anything, y/n. I didn't think you'd want me that way. I'm just a dumbass with no future. You're so smart and pretty and funny and ... and I just can't believe you're actually kissing me back right now."

You shook your head and smiled. "I'm sorry! I didn't realize what was happening, Kei. You're not as good at hiding your feelings as you think. You should have just said something, though. This whole time we've been studying everything together, we could have been ..."

"... fucking like rabbits?" He laughed, but his eyes were serious.

You reached down and unbuttoned his jeans. "You know, it's not nice to talk to your tutor like that. But Baji, you've made a lot of progress tonight. I think you deserve a reward."

He picked you up and laid you down on your bed. "Oh yeah? And what kind of reward do you think I deserve, y/n?"

You reached over to your bedside table and turned on your neon pink LED lights. "The best kind, Kei. You've earned it."

"Fuck, y/n. You are so hot. I can't wait to fuck you so hard you forget everything you've ever taught me. We’ll have to have some more lessons. Is that ok with you?"

You nodded as you pulled your shirt up and over your head. "That sounds like a wonderful idea. We can even work on your pronunciation. You're a bit of a mess with your consonants."

He kissed you again and smiled. "Y/n, oh my god, shut up ... you're the worst." He pulled his pants down and straddled you, his cock rock hard and ready for you. "But you're also the best. I can't wait to make you mine."

"Kei, you're already mine." You reached up and cupped his cheek, pulling him in for another kiss. "Now ... teach me something.” 

@darkstarlight82 @katshimizuu @kazutora-kurokawa @southside-otaku @arlerts-angel

[winnie-the-monster]

Outlander quotes that feel so Elucien coded to me:

“I can bear pain, myself, but I couldna bear yours. That would take more strength than I have.”

“Ye werena the first lass I kissed,” he said softly. “But I swear you’ll be the last.”

“I wanted ye from the first time I saw ye—but I loved ye when you wept in my arms and let me comfort you, that first time at Leoch.”

“I am your master…and you’re mine. Seems I canna possess your soul without losing my own.”

“It has always been forever, for me, Sassenach.”

“Do ye not understand?” he said, in near desperation. “I would lay the world at your feet, Claire—and I have nothing to give ye!”

“You are my courage, as I am your conscience,” he whispered. “You are my heart—and I your compassion. We are neither of us whole, alone. Do ye not know that, Sassenach?”

“Your face is my heart Sassenach, and the love of you is my soul.”

[ohithankyou]

Okay, hopefully this ask works!

My bucktommy smutty headcanon of the day is that for all of the rough nasty kinky sex they have, they also have the most tender, loving, mushy sex where all they can do is kiss each other over and over, go slowly so they can savor each other. And you might think they do this after hard day or something, and sure, they do that, but sometimes, Tommy will just look at him making dinner, think about how much he loves him and he just has to pull him into his arms. Or Buck will watch as Tommy works on a crossword puzzle, the tip of his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in concentration and his reading glasses falling down his nose, those little gray hairs at his temple, and he has to climb onto Tommy's lap.

They know they've turned each other into mushy lovestruck messes but they fucking love it.

competent buck in the kitchen, tommy’s adorable concentration face, and bucktommy mushy sappy sex my beloved. this is me rn holding this head-canon near and dear to my heart btw

[mod-jazzy]

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[tkwrites]

🐦 (i have been eating up all the little quinn & sarah crumbs today so naturally i had to chime in with an emoji)

🐦 a romantic quote (can be sweet or sad or sexy, or just your favorite interaction between them!)

“Maybe I’ll have to corner you under the mistletoe,” he teased.

“I thought you hated mistletoe,” she said, rolling her eyes. He'd been mildly horrified when he found she'd hung a sprig of it in the doorway between the front hall and the living room.

“I don’t know that I’d hate it with you,” he said, voice soft as he caressed her hips again. “I hated when people would try to corral me under it with some girl they wanted me to date,” he explained. “If it means I get to kiss you, I’m going to take advantage every time I can.”

The very reality that this was his life dawned on him as she giggled. He was so struck by her. By her being here. His life from a year ago had been turned totally upside down. All in good ways, but it was still startling to glance back at how lonely he was last Christmas in comparison to the joy, love, and contentment he felt this year.

[coffeebooksrain18]

They're now saying that Rhaenyra might have a sword in s3💀

WHY!? There is no point to her having a sword! She would only be a hindrance to her army and harmful to herself and the people around her! She has no training with a sword! I swear these show runners are over here like "SEE A FEMINIST FANTASY SHOW!" And then make the main character who is supposedly the femeinist character do male acts for back then (ie SWORD FIGHTING! Hunting, wearing pants.) Like it's not a femeinist show when you make the good character act masculine only to condemn the female and feminine acting woman.

[romanticspeculation]

S2E10 vs. S3E9

[whatisamettafor]

I swear to god you are one of the only sjm artists who draws these characters looking like they HAVE PERSONALITIES and KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN as opposed to just being. Generic bland airbrushed hotties. so thank you so much for that keep up the good work

I have to admit, I look upon the extremely skilled generic airbrushed hotties sometimes with envy, like damn, why don't I do that? It's so impressive.

But also, I love nothing more than drawing people having fun with each other, so this is the art I have to make XD And I love to hear that it brings other people joy too, so thank you!

[mdemn]

Been thinking about that one Tyler the Creator song, Like Him. There's this one part that's like "do I look like him?"

And back at school been thinking about Sarah and her daughter having some similar traits as Tom while he's still in jail ( And maybe Sarah sobs a little idk I'm sorry to bother you )

1) don’t ever apologize for sending me asks, but ESPECIALLY not about sarah !!!!!!

i’m not going to lie, i had to look up this song. i don’t really listen to tyler HOWEVER, when i did ??? unlimited pain and suffering. lyrics & my analysis under the cut!

sarah thinks that both of her kids favor tommy. she sees so much of tommy in them. and she wonders if she sees it because tommy’s gone or if they’re really there. sometimes she wonders if she’s forcing traits onto them, just to see her daughter have the same sheepish smile that tommy does, when he’s caught doing something he knows he shouldn’t be.

sarah tells so many stories of tommy to her kids because she doesn’t want tommy to be a stranger to them. she loves tommy so much, and she knows tommy loves her and her kids. and she knows her kids will never understand the sacrifice tommy made for them. hell, sometimes sarah doesn’t understand it herself. but still, she preaches all the good in tommy to her kids.

but stories aren’t the same thing as having him there. when tommy gets it of prison, his daughter is around 12 and his son is at least 9, but he is also never mentioned in the game so we don’t know when he was born, only that he was (as he is seen in the end of the game). tommy, their father, is nothing more than a ghost to them. a bedtime story. and illusion.

i don’t think sarah lied to them, i do think she told them he was in prison, when they were old enough to understand, but.. did they understand that? did they care? or did they just know their father was gone and their mother was suffering and it was his fault? do you think they lied and told their friends their father was in the war? do you think sarah told them to?

do you think when tommy got out, they recognized him? do you think they were cold to him? did they call him papa, even though he was a stranger? god.. do you think they called him by his first name? do you think they resented him? hated him, even?

now this part right here, THIS is the cornerstone to sarah & the baby angelos to me—

i think sarah has a breakdown after tommy dies. because yes she was alone when he was in prison, but she still knew that no matter what, no matter how tough— tommy WAS still there. but when he died, when she saw him die.. i think she really lost it.

however, i think in some twisted way, she felt relief, like she can stop looking over her shoulder. but i think she also let herself really cry after he was gone. and i think her kids held her together. i think they told her that she did amazing all these years without him. that they were loved and cared for, they never went without. and that now, without tommy, she can LIVE her life.

how they never needed tommy before, how they won’t even notice he’s gone now. they barely had him, and again.. they can’t miss something they’ve never had. they didn’t have a father, who is there to miss?

and hearing them speak like this makes sarah SICK.. but it only makes her sick because she has thought the same… it’s going to be hard without tommy, but it’s not like it was easy with him either…

her little girl has tommy’s smile, and kind brown eyes. her little boy has tommy’s nose, and lips. they both carry mannerisms of his, the cadence of his speech, the way he moves his hands, his big heart, his easy-going nature.

but when they’re asked about their parents, they’ll talk about sarah for hours. and when they’re asked about their father… they scramble to piece together something, until they settle on “he died in ‘51.”

[sergeifyodorov]

Any interest in grading everyone’s first day of free agency? Would love to hear your thoughts!!

ooh okay ! well as tuned in as i am i didn't catch everything so this is going to be pretty incomplete/fairly uninformed but here's my attempt:

boston bruins: that zadorov contract LOL AND LMAO (i say as if hes not going to immediately skyrocket to excellence.) that lindholm contract might be even worse with the same caveat. A+ for me, a hater

buffalo sabres: what did they even do? C.

detroit red wings: kane is a bad move + jack campbell is fine at that contract + cam talbot is the epitome of "goalies? what's up with goalies?" + why do they have 4 goalies now. C-

florida panthers: lost montour, lost oel, lost lomberg. that reinhart contract is really good though. C+

montreal canadiens: if slaf continues on his upward trajectory that contract looks great; if he doesn't, they're already bad so it doesn't matter all that much. B

ottawa senators: what did they even do? get noah gregor? i hear he's very fast. C.

tampa bay lightning: where do i even start with this one

toronto maple leafs: the problem w/ all of the leafs' acquisitions is that they are Fine, some of them even Good, but they're just overpaid enough for me to not only get annoyed about it but also see 30 ft of insufferably rancid discourse every time i open twitter. B+

carolina hurricanes: appear to have lost half the guys i remember being on their roster, but the one dude they did end up signing was one of the small handful of good deals i saw handed out today. C

columbus blue jackets: this team's quality does not matter. you know what does matter? gaudreau/monahan reunion. A

new jersey devils: brett pesce's good. B+

new york islanders: anthony duclair's good but i mourn what lou lamoriello will make him do with his hair. C+

new york rangers: what did they even do. C.

philadelphia flyers: MATVEI MICHKOV IS COMING. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR ENEMIES, TELL TRAVIS KONECNY, TELL EVERYONE!!! A

pittsburgh penguins: incredibly committed to the bit of only signing players over 30 and they don't have poj back yet. C

washington capitals: genuine home runs in here. chychrun... pld... matt roy... didn't even give out valuable picks to acquire these assets! A

chicago blackhawks: i think they're trying to crawl out of this rebuild with no other serious potential core members other than bedard, which don't get me wrong is a bad move, but i also think they're not doing a terrible job of crawling out of the rebuild. B

colorado avalanche: kept jo drouin. C+

dallas stars: lyubushkin is incredibly bad and they gave him 3.25 aav. and casey desmith is there. F

minnesota wild: extended one of the sexiest toothless men on earth jake middleton. A

nashville predators: A+

st louis blues: what did they even do. C

utah hockey club: that durzi price is a bit steep but hey, if you've never had the money before i guess you might as well spend it. also sergachev was a BALLSY move i will miss you my cunty mistress. also we (the nhl) have a fucking iginla again... for our health. we need an iginla. B-

winnipeg jets: what did they even do. C

anaheim ducks: what did they even do. C

calgary flames: sharangovich extension + anthony mantha. tidy bit of business. zayne parekh YOU are the 2025 calder trophy winner. C+

edmonton oilers: managed to get a couple good players on nice cheap contracts, improved their rush game even more somehow, and will have to re-print their goalie's jerseys because they now have two different guys named skinner. A

la kings: gave joel edmundson nearly 4 million dollars a year. D

seattle kraken: stole brandon montour from florida. B+

san jose sharks: unlike the hawks, seem to be actively prepared to break out of the rebuild and trying to do it. toffoli? great! wennberg? a little overpaid but they're trying to hit the cap floor at this point so it's quite good! rumours of pavs return to san jose but you didn't hear it from me. B+

vancouver canucks: jake debrusk is gonna be a good linemate for petey imho. the hronek and myers contracts were a little rich but honestly they seem to be a lot more coherent ideologically than they were just a couple years ago. B

vegas golden knights: basically lost every remaining original misfit/otherwise quality forward in an effort to keep marchessault, and then lost marchessault anyway to the Power Of Divorce. and now they have ilya samsonov as their starting goaltender. F

[four-for-fidelity]

google what do men wear for halloween that is work appropriate and not faggy. asking for a friend

[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

Physical affection prompt: draping their arm on the other's shoulder while sitting next to one other

Crossing the threshold into the tram and hearing the doors slid shut with a hiss behind them means that Lasky can finally let out the breath he'd been holding. He eyes the near empty tram car and slumps into the nearest seat the same time his composure slumps to the floor. Luckily only Sarah is here to see him flop down like a tired child.

The tram lurches to a slow start and Sarah sits beside him while he rolls his shoulders and sighs. He leans his head on the support beam and looks at her out of the corner of his eye. "How bad would it be if I accidentally pulled the emergency stop?"

She makes a face that lets him know that's a bad idea, but then considers it. "We could ask Roland to slow the tram. Buy us some time."

He closes his eyes and grunts in acknowledgment.

She responds with a 'tsk' and her arm draping along his shoulders. He startles and opens his eyes to look at her. Sarah's trying to scowl and nudges him to rest his head on her arm, which is only slightly softer than usual sans Mjolnir.

"Careful, Commander. Someone might think you're concerned."

"Shut up. Captain."

He smiles and lets his eyes fall shut.

The tram slows.

If they're later than expected due to some strange issue with the tram system, it's probably a hardware problem.

[ohithankyou]

Buck and Tommy are in love with each other.

yeah they are 🥹🥹🥹