#thanks everyone!!

[magicratfingers]

business vampire for drink n draw?

[degenerateworm]

Happy ten followers post!!! I care about each and every one of you, which is very not good for parasocial relationships but I don't care!! :D

[ghostmoon1]

OMG GUYS WAIT WHEN DID I HIT 200 FOLLOWERS LET ALONE ANOTHER 5??

Thank you all sooo much!! Should we do something to celebrate?!

[lexi-reborn]

Congratulations!! I'll be setting up that OF soon~

[riality-check]

I'm super late to this, but thanks for the tags! @infinite-orangepeel, @starrystevie, @hexiewrites, @thekingandthejester, @stevethehairington, @letterfromvienna, & @kostaskostaskostas!!

rules: post the first lines of your ten most recently published fics on ao3!

counting sheep, and other bullshit

By all logic, Eddie really shouldn’t be awake right now.

slay monsters, if needed

Steve wakes up when the sheets - his sheets, they’re at his house - are rudely ripped off him.

second time's the charm

For once in his life, Steve has a plan.

like a sack of bricks

Eddie is one lucky son of a bitch.

sting (cheating and doing the first line of the second chapter because i'm a coward)

It's been three days. The bruises on Steve's thighs have started to turn the yellow green that means healing, he can finally sit comfortably without manspreading like a jerk, and most of the pain has faded into a low, thrumming ache. If Steve weren't a masochist, there wouldn't be a problem.

save a horse, ride an ex-jock

“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done,” Steve says.

snow, angel?

It’s cold as hell. That’s not the most astute observation to be made on Christmas in Indiana, with a single-digit wind chill and six inches of snow, but it’s the only one Eddie has in his head right now.

Born to Run

Eddie’s first memory is ice cream. Vanilla, specifically.

shoot

The first time Jonathan shoots a gun, it knocks him over.

no more lovesick idiots

Murray is used to being the smartest person in the room. It’s a role he’s filled for most of his life because everyone he spends time with is an idiot. It’s a fact of life, just like how the sky is blue and Joyce and Jim should have gotten together years ago.

i'm sure just about everyone has been tagged at this point, but here goes! @eddieunbanished @withacapitalp @stevecarrington @rejectofsociety and whoever else wants to!

[itsnotreal]

I was tagged bullied by @wabadabadaba @writtenalloveryourface28 and @letmeadorelouis to do this picrew thingy (this was actually so much fun lmao)

My hair is literally stick straight… but they had like no straight hair options 😔 anyway look it me doing my favorite thing…eating!🥰 Also, does anyone smell mold? 👀 I feel like everyone’s been tagged already so if you see this… do it (:

[noodles-and-tea]

[evenlyevi]

Goodnight.

[filibusterfrog]

dorfs

[dogpuppy]

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[i23kazu]

how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

[mythology-void]

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

[pooptrucks]

primadonna girl…..yeah

[zorangezest]

soundwave knows what you are

[crowcrate]

The girlies!! &Silver <-honorary girlie I think

Also team chaotix because the idea was too funny and I couldn’t help myself