#decepticon tea session

[zorangezest]

soundwave knows what you are

[crying-fantasies]

Medical play

Masterlist

Featuring TF: Earth Wars Game! Barricade, smut/humor, CW: reader putting a hand over the mech, dubious consent (both are drunk every time they get nasty), licking, implied oral, implied fingering and penetration, implied blowjob, messy make-out, Barricade is a menace and an afthole, the reader has a thing for praxian frames (who doesn't?)

There is just so much you can go around from one medical habsuit to the next, Ratchet and First were very serious on the topic of not exhausting yourself, a pair of complete hypocrisy as both are out cold after dual missions, you don't have more hands to help as Minerva is still recharging after a 39hrs shift, Knock Out and Wreck-gar are still out in the field, the first most likely requesting to come back already not due to worrying over you but his paint.

So there's only you when the Decepticons group comes back from a fight with whatever is coming from Cybertron, the big door opens and they see you, alone, they can't even get angry anymore as they practically toss some of their mechs on the floor, someone's arm strut almost crushes you and makes you scream, Tantrum has no much to say but “all yours, squishy doctor” as you get near to notice the two mechs tossed at you are Barricade and Waspinator; Astrotrain, bless his spark, stays longer than the rest of them, looking at you as Waspinator starts to cry out in distress, Barricade may still be rebooting due to his silence, he gives you an uncertain glance before asking “need a servo, doc?”

There is no more energy as the cries intensify, he is cringing internally from it, you can notice, especially when Barricade’s system crashes and he wakes up in intervals, shouting obscenities, “I would love some help, Astro”.

Being a doctor in the base has its pros, more than one Decepticon is indebted to you, and while not all are as nice or bearable as Astrotrain, well, you manage, the number of attempted murders against you has dropped significantly, that's progress, a constant mantra repeating in your head when Astro goes back to his barracks once both Decepticons are tossed on the medical berths, he looks at you, waiting, and you let him go as this is routine.

Monotonous, boring routine, almost every soldier and high command has already passed on your hands from a devastating blow through their spark chamber or a detailing session to calibrate sensors right and get the dirt out, you've seen it all, you've lived it all, at least for a human, Drift said you're an old soul and Ratchet told him to shut up.

Perhaps you are an old one inside, as you collect patience to shove energon candy to Wasp’s mandibles, letting him be concerned over his goodies and not his arm strut going back to where it belongs, his antenna does pick up in what you're doing when you're done, “Waspinator did well?” your tired smile speaks volumes, “You did great buddy”.

Takes time and a lot of effort to catch on to what makes them let you work, Waspinator tends to forget about the world with energon candy, others when you do part of a psychiatrist and listen to their ranting, some good tea, extra spicy in some occasions, some want you to be a “service drone” by just doing the work done, for those your hands and treatment get a little rougher.

You're proud to say that fewer Decepticons turn away from the med bay when you're in charge or alone.

Now, Wasp is entering the cryostasis pod for a recovery nap, that lets you with-

“You spawn of a glitch!”

Barricade, whose mind seems to still be in the war zone, his struts are a mess, has blaster openings on more than one side and one optic isn't working. Given that he isn't in a worse state then maybe Hook went with them on this occasion.

Still, all his wires are an utter mess.

“What-?”, takes a moment for him to run right, but once he does you are very close to overriding his system manually, “Oh, oh, nice day, doc”.

Your teeth are going to turn out into powder by how hard you're grinding them, “good afternoon, Barricade”.

This is the reason why you sent Astrotrain away and put Waspinator into the cryo pod, your reputation among the Decepticons has improved so well, that you feel proud about it and almost jumped on your feet when Megatron called you “beneficial flesh bag”.

You will not lose that.

Barricade chuckles, helm pressing to the medical berth, looking at you like he wants to take a bite, “Come on, told you to call me Barry ages ago”, his only good servo tries to touch under your lab coat, you try to keep it civil, but he is doing it so hard, pushing his digit away only has him scowling “thought I already fragged your stupid uprightness away last night cycle”.

That, you're trying to forget about that as your fingers start to move away the plating which is poorly mangled, and his panels are an utter eyesore, but at least his internals aren't damaged, you can do this fast and spare yourself the mortification of hearing him talk about the most recent drunken misstep, the many, embarrassing many drunken missteps, “Barricade, I’m a medical official, you're an enforcer, we must keep it professional”.

With an air of anticipation, he clicks his glossa, just as you had predicted, “Professional this, professional that, that’s all you talk about”, he has an arm twisted abnormally backward, wires and lines messed up, but all that doesn't stop him from trying to get into your pants while sober, “what happened to the doctor that reached a fleshy servo inside my valve to check, uh? Or the doctor who tested my transfluid and gave me the all-good?”

Memories flush as fast as the rush of your blood coursing through every vein and artery, there is never quite enough to make a full picture and you swear that there is not even an ounce of resolve that wants to remember as you put his plating out of the way, trying to concentrate on the task and welding machine at hand, but it's so hard when he is looking at you like that and doing obnoxious, heavy ventilations laced with groans and the occasional moan when you drag away plating with force, “just like that, doc, you know how I like it”.

Who could've known that he had this kind of interest, yet again, Runamuck said something along the lines of you being the primary reason for his curious awakening in new interfacing techniques, and even giving you the hint that maybe you two should make it official to this point, you don't have a friend to care about to give the news so what are you waiting for? He says it with sincerity, unbecoming from a Decepticon, still with the usual bite most of them have.

Most people tend to their friends or interests, leaving lonely you at a corner of the bar full of people and cybertronians, never having the time to make some bonding, friendship, or fraternity, glancing respectfully at a pretty praxian that seems to be the focus of many as he talks, surrounded by his friends. Drinking to have the courage to go there and talk with him isn't the answer, that much has been proved over and over, as your feet wobble and your brain is soon to fall asleep from the intoxication.

The first time it happened, it was a mistake. You were drunk, just holding onto the first servo you could find, searching for that telling chevron as you looked up, and in the way his door wings perked up by the contact, he was just as drunk as you, overcharged, but still had the decorum to get you into his habsuit before punching the close buttons in haste. You aren't proud of yourself, much less when his red optics look at your hand pressing over his chest plate, urging him to the berth, following your command not by force or by his weakened state, he wants to and even has the vulgarity to put his servos under his helm, expecting you to do whatever you desire and go along with him, like you were some service drone ready to do the job.

Barricade found himself unprepared for the sudden pressure of your fingers over usually unused buttons and crevices of his chest, you had the medical knowledge to override his self-protection protocol. Exposing his spark, shining hard, light flowing into your face, so pretty, so enticing, a literal star in front of you.

It's hard to believe you forced him to do anything, but yet again, the bastard remembers that night with a dreamlike smile.

It would be foolish to just let it be, but you also felt stupid waking up the morning after, your radio almost blowing up with 39 messages from First Aid, resuming them in “your shift started 6 hours ago, I’ve distracted Ratchet from noticing but now Ratbat is whining to be treated by your hands only, where the frag are you?” as your face, middle and lower body have the sticky feeling of semi-dried transfluid, your partner of the previous night recharging soundly by your side.

Only one look at him and you were running from that habsuit like it was a contamination chamber, no matter how many times you ran, you still, somehow, ended up on his habsuit, on repeated occasions, always brought by bad decisions, alcohol and high-grade, mixed with xenophilia, Barricade kicked out his habsuit partner without any decorum, both in a frenzied and drunken mist to even care when Runamuck tells him “hey, I'm happy you finally stopped to be an annoyance in the highway, but could you frag the flesh bag somewhere else?!”, still, you both know he won't say a word, just allowing him to go make a ruckus in the nearest street, leaving you both to your own and trying to feign ignorance when he wants to put an audio receptor in the door when you moan, leaving anyway when things seem to be too gross for him, more times than not that's when Barricade shoves his glossa inside your mouth, almost getting off by the way you try to suck it, earning a wicked groan as his servos grip too hard over your chest and ass, leaving pretty marks here and there.

Both of you don't care, hardly keeping at bay where hands or servos reached before you put him over the berth with a firm tone, urging him to show you his spark chamber for a quick examination, feeling a hot, fluid rush from head to toe when he does as requested, waiting for you to take place over his abdominal armor, fingers creeping over his array, opening it manually, the smell of ozone heavy in the dark habsuit, your hands hold your weight, telling him to show the resilience of his hips if he could haul your insignificant body in constant pumping so you could measure the electrical flow of his stabilizers.

Oh, and he showed off so well last night.

“Bet you wanted to treat another praxian”, at that side remark he can only yelp when you tug way too hard on his line, Barricade is soon to shout at you, stopping, realizing you have detangled the mess the others made on the war zone with a single pull in a movement, no leaking, no lasting pain, but a scorching, painful pressure over his interface panel when he compares this fed up and angry you to the one liking over his sensors and modules while calling him a “good patient”.

His optics and biolights flare, a telltale you've reluctantly become familiar with.

“Is that everything, Barricade?”, you're frustrated with his nonsense, trying to get him away as soon as possible when you catch on his ventilation fans overworking, he smells like ozone.

“Now that you are asking-”

“Fleshy doc!”

He gets away from you with outstanding force and speed, another batch of Decepticons is at the hangar door, knocking first, it gives you another source of happiness and pride as Gnaw does it in place of just barging right in, finally some improvement, enough time for you to catch on your canned shower and aromatherapy spray, using great amount over your body and Barricade, who isn't pleased in the slightest to smell like lemon and vanilla, again, "yeah, come in!"

You try your best to disregard his disapproving look, realizing that what you said didn't come out the way you wanted it to given the circumstances.

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I love Bayverse Barricade but I love this interpretation of him a little more, very handsome, even when he doesn't look that much like the original, and very obsessed with the game once again, but in the variety is the pleasure.

@tf-kinktober2024

[witchofthesouls]

Okay so how's the relationship between tarn and nurse after him biting?

Nurse is half-heartedly grumbling over things now. Your frame has betrayed you on a biological level, and you know because your spark warms and the carrier-coding purrs at the mech's presence, so you have to grudgingly accept that you're stuck with the guy.

Life falls into a schedule of waking up to the big lug curled up to you, morning sex, feeding bitties, medbay tasks, screaming and/or knifing a non-Justice Division mech that isn't Vos, lunch with Tarn and quiet clang session, burn Hook's requests, tea with Nickel, check the supplies on the Peaceful Tyranny, dinner, wrangle the sparklings, family shower, Tarn takes the clutches for your private time, bed routine, more clanging, sleep, and repeat.

Tarn is in near bliss. He's able to snuggle up to his wife for as long as possible, nor do you try to wiggle out of his hold whenever he picks you up. He's getting better with identifying certain cues via doorwings, so he knows when you're needy or agitating for a nibble on the panel edge. You respond by putting your teeth over the bite marks on his throat, and- well, it's a good thing that there are many closets in an average Decepticon base layout, so he can also help out with your overfull wells.

The only thing that make it paradise if the first clutch was still in his quarters. There's plenty of room, especially with the larger berth!

[artsy-hobbitses]

Can we ask Character questions here or should we go over to the TTB page by the way!!!

And I remember when you were doing those daily schedule of your characters!! May we have one for Drift and Ratch (You may have already done Ratch but Idk @.@“)

All questions meant to be answered in-character should be directed to TTB's main page, yes! This account is for Mun Questions only.

That said, please refrain from sending in character questions for now! I'm currently figuring out a way to respond to them that isn't going to gutpunch me with the amount of art it might require (If I have to choose between character sheets/narrative-based art versus art to answer questions with the limited time I have, I will unfortunately have to pick the first), and isn't just text at this point (I'm debating using Vtuber-style avatars, and am working on some for the ones who get the most questions).

If you find that I've started to reply to questions with that format, then yes, feel free to send them in! (I have a backlog currently).

I have indeed done one for Ratchet, but I can't find it currently, it's likely somewhere in the "save for later" tag which you can explore on my page 8U

As for Drift!

7.00am: Up, breakfast

7.30am: Meditation and morning workout in the grounds

9.00am: Back, shower, tending to Bonsai plants

9.30am: Please stop screaming at him, he knows you're upset but he can't help you if you don't use words, ghostly ones, and please take a number.

10.00am: Check in on Ratchet, makes sure the doc is on his morning break/has remembered to eat

10.30am: A spectral-induced migraine will NOT help him help you, sir, how about we practice mindfulness and you can tell him about the people who wronged you that you need killed so you can pass into the afterlife? He makes no promises, he's…ahaha…left that life behind, but he's sure there can be a compromise!

10.45am: Heads down to work with weapons upkeep (he's in charge of making sure the bladed ones are properly calibrated)

12:00pm: Training session divided between general upkeep and bladework with Sergio/Sideswipe and Wariko/Windblade 3.00pm: Post-training session checkup at Ratchet, coffee in hand because you need it, Ron.

3.30pm: Mid-afternoon green tea with Wariko

4:00pm: Sit-in with Prowl and Jazz to discuss current reports of Decepticon movement, which he offers his expertise on as an ex-member

5.30pm: Meditation on the grounds (it sounds cliche but when you have Dead People up the wazoo begging and demanding for favours or just to be heard, you NEED to know how to clear your head), feeding the local crows (who have claimed him as Their Person, same way pigeons have taken to OP)

6.15pm: Helping out in the kitchen (his knife skills are unmatched)

7.00pm: Dinner

8.30pm: Supply run with the Lambros as additional backup

9.45pm: 'Psychopomp' hour, where he just disappears off to GOD KNOWS WHERE around town to 'take care of unfinished business' for the day (no murders, promise. Maybe kneecaps. Just a little bit)

10.45pm: Drinks at Swerve's

11.30pm: Checking in with HotRod (the kid's got a lot of a demons)

11.45pm: Passed the fuck out (Dealing with Dead People is more mentally exhausting than it looks)

2.00am: Check in on Ratchet DOC YOU BETTER BE READY FOR BED

2.15pm: Back to sleep

[transingthoseformers]

Tarn's Symptoms:

Crying at the drop of a hat

Rapid mood swings

Unbearably horny

Nauseous constantly

Hip joints go out of alignment early and Nickel has to relock them

T-Cog manually disables early which forces him to confront his addiction causing further stress

Inflamed joints and Dull paint and peeling

Outlier ability fritzing

Rodimus's Super Awesome Game Plan (He named it himself and got Velocity to help)

Constantly reassuring Tarn how graceful and lovely and srong he is.

Distracting him with various music or things he is allowed to shoot or treats or a ped rub as needed

Having a "emergency button" for Tarn so he can ditch at the drop of a hat to go "service" him

Has a constant supply of anti nausea pills and jewel teas for Tarn to drink and massages over his fuel tank (which allegedly helps)

Specially deisgned berth pad and pillows from Perceptor

Holds his hand through Rung sessions and gets First Aid to repair them before Tarn notices they got crushed

Massaging and oil baths reserved through "co-captain rights"

An auto trigger to turn off everyone in the vicinities audials

Rodimus is determined to get a good score in parenting/relationship which is totally possible and normal to want. Tarn has decided Rodimus lives in the future where Decepticons win. Also he may name their eldest.

Omgggg I've grown to adore these two in the quick—what— hour that we've had them? Rodimus is absolutely trying to ace the test called parenting and tbh ykw I suggest he does do so!

Tarn's absurdly jealous energy is being tempered by how damn loving and attentive Rodimus is, because I heavily HC that a lot of Roddie's past romantic experience has been less than satisfactory. Both of them are absolutely soaking in each other's attention.

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[artsy-hobbitses]

Op took on sentinel’s mantle after the latter’s death?

Wait, does sentinel still really have a biological kid?

Also, I knew people would know optimus and megatron had the hots for each other.

Wait, did starscream ever tease megatron about all this love stuff?

What’s Optimus’s average schedule?

Ps. I hope my latest ties that bind fanfiction post hasn’t gotten buried by tumblr’s bs.

They were both cops, and Sentinel was a mentor to OP! Someone figured that out and made the connection that Sentinel was looking for the Matrix and OP now has it (Very questionable, as many laymen see the Matrix as a mythic relic from the past), and because OP has decided to go against the VERY charismatic (we'll file 'murderous' away for later shhh) Megatron, there are more than a few fanatics esp in Decepticon strongholds who think he's Gone Sentinel. Up in the wind currently, but IF he did, wouldn't it be fun if it was.... Nemesis Prime?

There's definitely some who remember VERY fondly the times when those two were side by side and are clamoring for a return to that time!

Starscream did, but not anymore because it wouldn't make sense to Megatron, (who has Dean Ambrose levels of "I do not fuck with social media”) and it's no fun if Megs is just "...?" 95% of the time about it.

Ima check!

Pressuming OP's not active on the field :

6:00am - Subuh prayers 6:15am - Morning run 6:45am - Shower 7:00am - Breakfast while reviewing overnight intelligence reports with Jazz 8:00am - Con call with ambassadors in the East 9:00am - Daily meeting with the division chiefs 9:30am - What the f---no it's fine, he thought you said something for a second there. 9:35am - No he doesn't know why it's glowing like that maybe it wants a second bagel or sumth 9:40am - This is fine. Second bagel courtesy of Jazz, meeting resumes 10:00am - Volunteer work in nearby town 12:00pm - Lunch break 1:00pm - Training session 1:45pm - Stop glowing ffs this is practice, not life or death WHO IS ARGUING WITH ME 1:55pm - Just random palpitations! Nothing to worry about guys he's fine. Session resumes 3:00pm - Post-training medical check, team performance review 3:30pm - Zuhur prayers 4:00pm - Con call with ambassadors in the West 5:00pm - Asar prayers 5:15pm - Tea break, tending to pigeons 5:30pm - Quality time with Bee (Running, talking, football, dancing, etc) 6:00pm - Strategising session with Prowl 7:00pm - Dinner while going through daily reports 7:45pm - Maghrib prayers 8:00pm - Debriefing sessions alongside Prowl or Jazz on field agents reporting in from their stations 9:00pm - Archival work in Alpha Trion's library (sorting through documents, digitising and/or translation work) 10:00pm - Work-out session 11:00pm - Isyak prayers, Leisure time 12:00am - Crash