#thank you taliesin

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

I inhaled so hard I instantly started choking

[thecreatureofchaos]

obviously TLOVM had to cut and modify a lot of events in order to fit CR1 into an animated show, but i think the biggest inaccuracy has got to be Percy thanking Scanlan for throwing the Orthax-possesed pepperbox into acid. canonically, im about 99% sure Percy still holds a grudge over that

[sinistersinita]

I need 1999 now before I go absolutely insane. I need my man failure to kiss Authur NOW.

[danwhobrowses]

Good Morning world because I turn on my PC to learn that Callowmoore is Fucking Real!

Fuck Yeah.

[kiiwiidrawer]

I have so many thoughts around Ashton, specially as of recent episodes. Mainly in that with that last episode I related a lot to the aftermath of it.

I feel like a lot of people, if not most, have had a "why tf did I do that?" moment in their life where there was both no reason and multiple reasons at the same time.

Thats what I took away from a lot of Ashton's ramblings and why it sounded confusing & why some around the table looked confused. Cause I know Ive done something similar where I talk out the thought process when asked why, trying to pin point down "well it could be this... or that?" but ultimately knowing nothings going to change the fact it happened and it hurt people and there was no overall reason beyond stupidity and ignorance.

Theyre still at fault for what happened, both leading up to it and during the event, and how it affects everyone in the party. And I maybe projecting a little but when they starting trying to explain themselves and failing to do so (a great way to show low charisma btw) it just hit a note with me.

[captain-fflewddurfflam]

Percy: "You don't have to get involved in this."

Vex: "Oh, we are SO involved."

Grog: "Yeah we do, you said you want 'em dead."

Vex: "We've got your back, darling."

Vax: "Percival, you don't really have a choice in the matter."

[wellthebardsdead]

Taliesin: *on his hands and knees ugly sobbing, completely inconsolable, eyeliner running down his face levels of emotional* I can’t- I can’t-

Kaidan: YOU CANT WHAT?! WHATS WRONG?! WHAT CANT YOU DO?!

Taliesin: *sobs harder* I can’t compete with such perfection!!

Kaidan: Whot?

Taliesin: *points* LOOK!!!

What caused Tali’s meltdown:

Marigold: hm. A round boi.

[dent-de-leon]

ATTENTION!! MOLLYMAUK DESIGN BY TALIESIN IS REAL!! Taking blurry screenshots of my tief like he’s a little cryptid—

Baby….

Bard and warlock Mollymauk my beloveds—

I lov him,,

[aeoris4lovers]

cumming: it’s wonderfully bisexual

[azures-grace]

wow 2 art in one day

he's an insominac

[localcryptic]

Honestly it’s kind of crazy that sidestep even managed to be a hero for so long because like. If *I* was the escaped tortured clone from an evil military super soldier program the moment I got out of there I would be using my powers to convince as many members of the federal government as I could to kill themselves. I’d make heartbreak look like amateur hour. The US military owes Ortega a medal for being so hot that they single-handedly kept my sidestep from having a body count in the hundreds.

LITERALLLYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️ i believe that sidestep, along with everybody on earth who has ever worked retail, should be allowed like 3 murders a month and if they don't use em it rolls over into the next month

my og sidestep Tal is on that ~anarchist~ route, and has been grappling with the whole "villain" thing because ohh they don't wanna hurt regular people just going about their lives!! how would that make them any better than The Farm??? they're making sure to never put civilians in harms way, going out of their way to rescue people when they can..... and then thee SECOND they had the opportunity to kill and maim politicians there was not a FORCE on this earth that could stop them i stg. sidestep should be allowed to do a little murder!!! as a treat!!!! ortega's only mad bc they're jealous they didn't get to experience the catharsis of snapping a corrupt politicians neck!!!

[bastardash]

[professionalfobtrash]

Computer, enhance

It feels silly to admit but I cannot describe what this did for certain parts of my mental health

(If any able bodied folks who stopped masking as soon as it became convenient clown on this post you're getting whacked with the block-hammer, this is a post for my fellow cripples 💞) (general interaction is fine btw. i said 'clown' not 'reblog/comment/etc.')

[danwhobrowses]

What's this? My skin, cleared? My crops, watered!? My heart, soaring!!??

Callowmoore softness, comfort and sleeping beside each other my FUCKING BELOVED!

[myryathedreamer]

Quotes about the strange nature of Taliesin's existence -Day 69

Taliesin: "I've always wanted to rob a cheesy museum. I haven't and I won't, but who doesn't want -- " Ashley: "You haven't?" Taliesin: "Not here..." Ashley: "Fair." Liam: "Not since the 5th century."

(San Diego Comic-Con 2023 | Critical Role: Fireside Chat & Cast Q&A)

[pennamenotfound]

God I’m on a Bells Hells kick today but look. I’m nonbinary, okay? And there’s not a lot of media that does it well. That really scratches that itch for nonbinary content for me. But Bells Hells. Oh my god. Thank you Critical Role for my nonbinary icons Ashton Greymore and Fresh Cut Grass. Fuck I love them so much.

Like when Ashton was undercover with Violet their name was Louise. God I love that! Thank you Tal! I love that we’ve got a he/they on the loose, and they’re so punk and they don’t care what anybody thinks, and he doesn’t care about anybody, and they speak softly to Kadija with traumatic memory loss, and he threatens Carolle for their friends, and GOD i love it.

And Fresh Cut Grass too! I forget if they’re use he/they pronouns or they/them and the cast just forgets but FUCK I love nongendered robot PC so fucking much. I just love nonbinary player characters so much!

And Matt with all the they/them or he/they or she/they or all pronoun NPCs. I remember fucking Otis from the last campaign, and Sam is bitching about them and goes wait, is Otis a girl and Matt responds actually they use all pronouns and then sam goes well they’re a BITCH, and then matt jokes something like well their pronouns are valid and that’s also valid because Otis is, in fact, the WORST. 

FUCK YEAH! 

Anyway that’s all I have to say.

For now...