#thank you so much again… this is so awesome

[patrywoso]

17. Ingrid Engen

+18 smut

Warnings: Spanking. Choking. Mommy Kink. Lexan paddle.

A/N: Thanks to @ljs-woso-vibez for proofreading this fic and being awesome.

You knelt on the floor with your eyes downcast and your hands on your knees as Ingrid undressed. God, you really wanted to watch, but you had been told to stay in position and your earlier spanking in the morning had taught you enough for the day.

“You can look up, darling.” Ingrid directed. You smiled softly because you love looking at Ingrid. From your position on the floor you have a perfect view,, all her soft curves and long, thick legs.

“Stand.” Ingrid tells you.

You scrambled to stand, catching yourself as you stumbled., Ingrid gently pushed you back, laying you on the bed and pinning your arms above your head.

“You were so good for me today, baby,” Ingrid cooed, pressing kisses to your neck. “But I don’t think this bottom is red enough for me yet.”

You let out a whine as you muttered the word “green.”

“Good girl,” Ingrid whispered, pulling you up and flipping you onto your elbows and knees. “Stay in position, dear.” You stayed still as Ingrid went to get what you were assuming was the Lexan paddle.

Your ass was still stinging from the events of this morning, but it was about to get much worse. A shiver went down your spine and you could feel yourself becoming wetter by the second.

Ingrid came into view and you saw she was holding the Lexan paddle, her favourite because she loved the marks it left.

“Good girl.” Ingrid cooed as she rubbed the cool material over your upturned bottom before bringing it down in a firm swat. You jerked forward but immediately repositioned yourself, arching your back as much as possible. “You’re so wet for me, darling.”

“Mhmmm,” you hummed, and Ingrid brought the paddle down again, this time on your other cheek. You moaned softly at the sting it left behind and wiggled your bottom in Ingrid’s direction in a wordless ask for more.You wanted to reach your hand down and touch yourself, but you knew from experience that would lead to an actual punishment and not the funishment you were receiving.

“Not yet, darling. I’m not done with this bottom of yours.” Ingrid said, and you let out a moan wrapped with pleasure. Ingrid rewarded you with two quick spanks to your right cheek, followed by two on the left. “You’re doing so good for me, beautiful,” Ingrid whispered.

“Then fuck me!” you whined, turning your head to look back at Ingrid.

Ingrid clicked her tongue at you. “Patience.” She reminded you, landing a harder swat to the middle of your backside, catching your pussy in its wake. You clenched around nothing as Ingrid continued spanking you, whining and pining for more.

As Ingrid continued to redden your backside, you found it harder to stay in position., Yyou did your best to keep your back arched, bottom in the air, but it was more difficult as she continued. Finally, you fell forward at a harsher swat to the middle of your ass and Ingrid clicked her tongue at you.

“Naughty girl.” Ingrid chided, grabbing your hips and pulling you back up. “You just couldn’t stay in position for me, could you, my little kitten?”

“I’m sorry, it’s just so hard, Mommy!” you cried, barely noticing the word that slipped out, you heard her chuckle dirtily as she picked up the paddle again.

“I think Mommy needs to spank her little kitten until she is sore and sorry. Is that what you need?” She asked.

“Yes, Mommy,” you whined.

“Yes, what?” Ingrid said, expecting more.

“I need you to spank me, Mommy.” You blushed harder than you’d ever blushed before.

“Good girl. We’re almost done.” Ingrid cooed, bringing down the paddle again and again until tears pricked your eyelids. You let them fall onto the bed and Ingrid set down the paddle. “You did so well, darling.”

“Please, fuck me,” you whined, turning back to her and pleading with wet eyelashes.

“Yes, naughty girl.” Ingrid chuckled. “So impatient for me.”

“Yes,” you panted. “Please” you begged, and you felt her warm breath on your entrance. Ingrid slowly lapped at your pussy, and you shuddered.

“You taste so good.” she murmured, continuing her work. “You look perfect like this, with your ass red and at my mercy.”

You moaned out another string of “fuck me” and Ingrid finally continued, tonguing slowly at your clit. She stuck her tongue in your entrance, and you nearly screamed, it felt so good. She flipped you over on your back and used one hand to lift the hood of your clityour clit hood, and her tongue found its way to your sweetest spot.

“God, mommy,” you moaned, bucking your hips up for more. You felt firm fingers press into your hips, holding you down to the bed and you squirmed in her hold. “It feels so good.”

Ingrid moved her tongue away and stuck a finger in your hole, curving much too slowly for your liking. Ingrid hovered over you and pressed her free hand to your neck, slightly choking you, enough that you could still breathe and feel the pressure. She added another finger, slowly working them in and out.

“Fuck,” you whined, as Ingrid pressed a thumb to your clit and began to rub. “I’m gonna come.”

“Good,” Ingrid smirked, quickening her pace, you shook under her as you felt the warmth fill your body from head to toe.

You wriggled under her hold as you came, and she let go of you, kissing your forehead gently she said, “I’ll be right back with a towel to clean you up, and a glass of water, my love.”

You hummed in acknowledgment and closed your eyes, still coming down from your orgasm. As soon as she’d gone, Ingrid came back with a towel and slowly cleaned you off. You sat up and grabbed the glass of water, obediently chugging all of it. You knew what Ingrid expected, especially after a scene like we’d just had and you weren't in the mood to be spanked again, that Lexan paddle had really worked you up.

Ingrid laid down beside you and beckoned for you to come cuddle, and you obeyed immediately. You rested your head on her chest, relishing in the skin-to-skin contact and the warmth that came with it as Ingrid ran one hand through your hair and caressed the other over your burning bottom.

“Ingrid?” you asked, peeking up at her.

“Yes, sweet girl?” She responded.

“I love you.”

“And I love you beautiful.” Ingrid kissed the top of your head, and you slowly dozed off in her arms.

[aziraphales-library]

Y’all are awesome and I appreciate the hell out of this account! Any fics that are an attempt at a season 3? Preferably comedic ones! Thank you so much and keep up the amazing work! ❤️

Hello. We have a #good omens s3 speculation tag, so check that out. Here are more to add that have some kind of humour tag...

a place to be by kaiyen (NR)

In which Crowley moves back into his flat, Aziraphale has problems at work, and the Second Coming of Christ is but a stone's throw away. In the end, Crowley makes it to rolling green hills, leant against a stubbornly yellow Bentley. He remembers the first morning. He had slithered out of the ground not long before dawn, the dirt damp even before the first rain, the grass cool and crisp against his scales. And the sun had risen, jewels spilling across the great blue sky, warm and golden from the East. Crowley – Crawly, then – had wanted to follow it, had felt a great pull Eastwards. He went, too, until he found the ripe red fruit nestled amongst the lush green leaves and knew what they were for. It was luck, then, that the humans had left in the direction of the sunrise. Luck, or– ineffable. The sun rises over the South Downs, and Crowley finally wants to stay.

The Ineffable Shades of Gray (Good Omens Season 3) by altsernative (T)

After returning to Heaven, Aziraphale learns the Metatron's true intentions, finds himself disillusioned, and regrets his choice to leave Crowley, who has been working in the Temptations department. They reunite, and find themselves stopping the final war between Heaven and Hell and learning God and Satan's true intentions for the world and each other.

Demons are Forever by in_a_pickle (T)

After finallly finding the courage to tell his best friend his feelings, Crowley's dreams are shattered when Aziraphale once again chooses Heaven over happiness together. With ‘Great Plans’ afoot upstairs, Aziraphale discovers that the starring role he accepted comes with some unforeseen duties and that Crowley’s kiss has become something of a distraction. Crowley meanwhile is trying to come to terms with a broken heart and is trying to fathom why Heaven is so keen to have Aziraphale back in the fold. A mini adventure with our favourite group of two, written in case I get hit by a bus and never get to find out what happened next.

The Intended Effect by Esme_Abner (E)

A post-S2 fic that begins with a very sad Crowley and a conflicted Aziraphale and a surprisingly not-awful Jesus. It's all building toward our boys reconciling, because like everyone else, my heart is broken and I need to pick up the pieces somehow. And they might try to like save the world again, too.

(I just can't wait for) Season 3 Good Omens! by RCReveal (T)

After Season 2, I really needed to find out how Aziraphale and Crowley could get their reunion: a real reunion & not 'pretendy real'. They both have so much growing to do with neither of them, yet, being able to even say 'I love you' clearly to each other. Angel, what's going on? What kind of doublethink are you doing to still think that Heaven is the Good side & that you can't even admit to being friends? But you'll do anything to protect the World. Crowley, always planning on running. Sorry, but that won't work. If you had run at Armageddon there'd be no here to be in. But somehow, still a little seed of optimism. And wow! what you two can do together! Especially with a little help from old and new friends. So here's a story about averting the Second Coming with that great ensemble cast of characters in Heaven, Hell, and Whickber ST. Long set up, but then starts to speed up, kinda a wild ride from chapter 42 onto the end. This story is at about the same level of cursing, violence (well, maybe a little more Gaiman-esque), humor (definitely much more Terry Pratchett-esque) and romance as that of the second season.

There's a Special Place on Earth for Beings Like You by Kipje (T)

Set two years after Aziraphale leaves to become Supreme Archangel. It’s the Second Coming. Aziraphale is tasked with finding parents for the new Christ and returns to earth. He needs Crowley’s help, but the two haven’t spoken since the break-up. Crowley doesn’t want to forgive the angel, nor does he want to help out with the baby, but he finds it incredibly hard not to get involved. OR Aziraphale and Crowley raise the new Christ together; a girl named Eden. While they try to sort out their feelings and avert the apocalypse. Excerpt: Crowley had always assumed Aziraphale would want to run away with him in order to be together. He had never bothered to ask if there was a version where they would be an ‘us’ on earth. What was Aziraphale supposed to do once they arrived in the Alpha Centauri system. How would that even work with his book collection? Sure, Aziraphale had fallen in love with the demon – and it had taken him a while to be able to admit that – but he had also fallen in love with humanity, with earth. He had never planned on leaving. He knew earth would be no fun without his favourite wily serpent, but that did not mean he would be fine anywhere as long as Crowley was there. He had standards.

- Mod D

[dreamwritesimagines]

Date Nights that include Theo?

- Logan going out of his way to pick a restaurant that he and Sunshine both like AND has Theo's safe foods

- Sunshine would thinking that Logan is begrudgingly bringing Theo along so she would try to find him a sitter 

- "Really, it's no bother, Julie can watch him-"

"No, it's family date night. We all go." Logan would says he grabs his truck keys

- Sunshine feels like she might cry again

- "And you're sure they have (safe food)? Cause I don't think I can eat anything else. My tummy gets all weird when I eat other foods like this one time I had to eat Taco Bell and I threw up all night long. It was really gross, you can ask mom."

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna make you eat anything you don't wanna," Logan reassures Theo

- Theo is skeptical until he can see the item on the menu

OMG OMG OMGGGGG LOVEEEE-

"No, it's family date night. We all go." ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO CUTEEE, LIKE, SUNSHINE WOULD BE MELTING❤️ She would definitely tear up a little ❤️

Theo being all worried about it and Logan assuring him awww❤️

I feel like she would be so so emotional about it, and when they get home, Theo would be like,

"Thank you so much!"

"Of course bub. Did you like it there?"

"So much! And I ate so much, and my souffle had powdered sugar on it and it looked like a dinosaur, and I think it was T-Rex!"

"That's awesome. A T-Rex, really?"

"Bean, go brush your teeth please?"

"Okay!"

"Logan?"

"Yes sweetheart?"

"I can't thank you enough, you do know that right?"

"There's nothing to thank me for, like I said, family date night. Besides, I don't think either of us would get that excited over the T-Rex souffle so it's good that he came along."

"Yeah but only because I can't watch Jurassic Park again, Theo made me watch it ten times."

[galaxyofthoughts99]

@omaano seriously, what is this sorcery?!?! They look so kriffin amazing! Thank you for all the hard work you poured into this piece. I absolutely love this ♥️

Thosea (left) and Alpha (right) are part of a Star Wars CW tabletop campaign I’m in. We’re later in the campaign and we could feel things coming closer to the end 😭

It’s so awesome getting this scene realized of these two goobers.

Little backstory under the cut if you’re interested!

Thosea is a nature junkie. We have an inside joke of Thosea asking if it’s raining when they get to a new planet, wake up from a long rest, or just a random. The rain is now tacked to her. And - majority of the time, no, it’s hardly ever raining. To my terrible luck I have to roll for rain lol

So for this scene in particular our party was on a planet called Weik (which is literally DND on a planet, it’s hilarious. You should look it up, I promise you’ll have a good time) which is Thosea’s home planet. They’re in an abandoned shelter, she hears rain hitting the building, and she just books it outside. She outstretched her arms and excitedly proclaims “It’s finally raining!” As she just stands under the rain and takes it all in.

Alpha (who my husband plays. Ironically, they are also in cahoots with one another) walked out to follow her and opts to stay under the shelter of the patio and says “I suppose it is, General.” And he described that although she couldn’t see him standing behind her, he was looking at her with a softness on his face and a longing in his eyes that she was the most beautiful creature he’d laid eyes on as she’s just getting drenched to the 10th degree.

Literally the cutest. Love them to pieces. Love that the theater of my mind made it to this amazing commission. Thank you so much again Omaano!!!

[clegfly]

Error 143/.../Chara.file [sister] not found /.../boot up [MARIWARE]?

WOAH THIS IS SO COOL WHAT??? THANK YOU SO MUCH

[heartorbit]

the star you've longed for

[jagalart]

hibiscus and plum

[waywardstation]

My two stickers I made for @cecilioque ‘s awesome sticker collab!!

➡️PREORDERS RELEASE MARCH 9TH AT 10AM PST!!⬅️

I was honored I got to make something for this collab alongside so many talented contributors!! Thank you so much for having me, and for putting this project together for all of us to get to participate in! It turned out fantastically and I’m amazed by everyone’s work!!

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CHECK OUT THE COLLABORATION BELOW!! (And check out the reusable sticker books as well if you haven’t gotten one for all your stickers yet!!)

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CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL POST FOR MORE INFO ON UPCOMING PREORDERS!!

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[arom-antix]

Me? Posting finished art? Ain't no way :O

No but @korruptbrekker reached out to me and asked if I was interested in doing a collab (go check out their piece here, I implore you), and you know I could not say no to such a wonderful artist asking lil ol me to do something fun like this. We ended up doing a swap @laugaheim and I came up with ages ago that I so sussinctly refer to as a moodboard-sketch-lineart-render swap. Rolls right off the tongue, right? Nah but it's exactly what it says. Make moodboards, swap and sketch from the other's, swap again and line the other's sketch, and then swap once again and finish the piece you sketched.

Very big thanks to Brekker for reaching out! This was so fun, I hope we can do something together again in the future!

[lipt-97]

came back just to post these. okay bye

[caycanteven]

Careful! Don't get too flustered~

Commission for @ask-underpressure ! Thank you so much for letting me have so much fun with your UnderPressure!Sans!!! I am so glad I could get to bring them to life and fluster them up a bit~ Check out their blog if you want to learn more about their AU! Thank you again for your support, it was a pleasure and so were you! 🫶❤️ Version without text under the cut!

[bees-draws]

Had a blast reading @spark-hearts2's fic, Yeah, I'm Not Calling Her Mommy. I didn't really have strong opinions on her until reading this, and realized just how fun she could be as an ally.

[ltwharfy]

I recently mentioned that my birthday was coming up, and @babsvibes asked @drawthething to do this amazing drawing of Arnold Evans and Kaylee Morganstern as a gift for me! Arnold and Kaylee (or Arnlee, as I call them) are two of my favorite minor characters, and I'm weirdly proud of the fact that I wrote the first fic shipping the two of them.

DT's drawing is absolutely gorgeous!!! I love the little details, like Kaylee's book and Arnold in his karate outfit ("Or what I think is a karate outfit. I don't really get fashion.")! It's so fun to have some more artwork of these two!

My birthday isn't until the 20th, but I couldn't wait until then to share this awesomeness. And we've got new episodes "Bob's Burgers" starting tonight, and that's just as good a reason to celebrate!!

Thank you Babs and DT for your kindness, your talent and being such wonderful parts of this fandom community!!

[mynonah]

For Falling For You by bitbybit (puttingittogether), @bitbybitwrites ' lovely universe <3

[lilybug-02]

Ahem-

i saw your "fursona pratice post" and i just had to draw this silly guy, I did it on my style, But hope you like! ^^

I did his ears look like "Moth Fuffly Ears" cuz for some reason he look like one to me?? ( lol ) but also look like just Big and very fuffly fox ears.

And ofc - HE HAVE RAD SPIKY HAIRRR!! With a cool feather mane 👌, Lion Tail and Bull feets, with big wings <3!! ( Silly snoot Asriel reference 👀 )

I put blue eyes to him cuz- uh well, he looks cool, yeah thats the reason. 😶

And ofc i can't forget his Red cool Shirt! 🔥

( and his silly butterfly tongue lol )

I think thats all?? It was really cool to draw him btw, i think i did A redesing by accident XD

Ah... yeah, i did that too-

Ok gonna sleep now, have a great day/night my Bread Friend!🚶

AHHHHH!!!! THis is AMaZing!!! eeee omg I love this so so much! This is such cool fan art! The spiky hair and big fluffy ears are perfection ✨🔥🌸🕊️ The amount of detail you put into this shows! >^< Thank you so much for the awesome art! 💜❤️💖💟

[catboycafe]

I HAVE RECEIVED....PACKAGE!!!!!!

the fantastic and powerful artist @drawnbinary had their etsy open for international orders recently and i was lucky enough to pick up a few hassius things!!!!! i get genuinely so excited everytime they upload and im ecstatic to be able to carry some of their art with me now 🥺🥺

🫵 You Will Visit Kris Drawnbinary On All Social Platforms. and if you're in AUS, 🫵 You Will Buy Their Products on Etsy (they have a ton of cute pride and pokemon stuff!!!!)

etsy | twitter | instagram | tumblr

extra notes: this is my first ever ita bag!!!! im excited to try and add some more stuff to it...i think it'd be really cool to find some pins of their pokemon to decorate all around, but i've also been considering getting into crochet and amigurumi...much to consider...

really the holy grail is a reasonably priced Hassel nui. i must stay vigilant. For Him