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These responses from Greg Weisman RE: Macbeth, Demona, and Shakespeare are sooooooooo funny to me like:
Macbeth was casual friends with Shakespeare, he probably revealed some deets of his life couched as history he had studied. Shakespeare takes huge artistic license w/ certain real people/events in his life, and Macbeth is just like *sensible chuckle* “oh Will, you scoundrel. Great play, but yeh know it didn’t happen like that :)”
Meanwhile, Demona sees it (/reads it/hears about it) and is like YES GOOD, poetic justice for the HORRIBLE HUMAN I’m bound to, this is how history will REMEMBER HIM, it’s what he DESERVES… giving no thought to the themes of power/corruption/being your own worst enemy and how they might apply to her, nor does she see any resemblance between herself and Shakesie P’s version of Lady Macbeth.
Both provide such a delightful mental image, and are, imo (regardless of their word-of-God status), objectively correct.
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TRANSCRIPTION: a screenshot from the “Ask Greg” website.
21. What did Demona think of Shakespeare’s play Macbeth?
She probably considered it poetic justice.
22. Did Macbeth know Shakespeare? What did he think of Shakespeare’s Macbeth?
Yes, he knew Shakespeare. They were drinking buddies. Macbeth was amused by the play.
#sorry not actually done gargoyles-posting today#thank you greg for the delicious meal#demona’s the ultimate failwoman I love her#you could also picture a john rhys-davies belly laugh instead of a sensible chuckle BOTH ARE GOOD#gargoyles#disney’s gargoyles#demona#macbeth#shake-a-speare#the cactus speaks
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Lava Rock Bar & Grill – Kihei, Maui, HI
Happy Hour at Lava Rock Bar & Grill – Kihei, HI
Updated 2/19/2023 by the Maui Happy Hours team
Happy Hour at Lava Rock in Kihei, Maui 3pm-6pm Daily
- $3 Beer Special (Bartender’s Choice) - $5 Mai Tai, Margarita, Mimosa, Well Liquor, Draft Beer - 50% off Appetizers
Lava Rock Mimosa Brunch Special
- $3 Mimosas every day until 2pm with food purchase ——————————
Address, Phone, and Website
Address: 1945 S Kihei Rd Suite H, Kihei, HI 96753 Phone: (808) 727-2521 Website
About Lava Rock Bar & Grill
Lava Rock Bar & Grill is a casual restaurant that specializes in American Cuisine with global influences ranging from Argentina to Hawaii. Whether you’re craving a poke bowl or a steak slathered in chimichurri sauce, Lava Rock has it all. As soon as you step inside you are greeted with the Lava Rock Beer Tower with 16 different beers on tap. The bar features two quad-screen 110″ displays and sixteen 55″ screens to watch your favorite games including NFL football, or you can enjoy a game of pool in the billiards room. Are you looking for dinner with a view? It doesn’t get much better than enjoying your delicious meal while watching one of Maui’s beautiful sunsets. Our beautiful patio offers tables for your romantic anniversary dinner to your large family gatherings. Lava RockBar & Grill serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner and has nightlife events with DJ’s, dancing, and theme parties.
According to these Lava Rock Bar & Grill patrons
“Awesome happy hour! Bartender was great. Appetizers and fish tacos were delicious.” Greg W., February 2023 “While not right on the water, this place has a nice view from the deck. My friend and I got a seat right on the view side and got to see a gorgeous sunset. I got the poke nachos, and they were really good.” Elsie G., February 2023 “Food is AMAZING. We came two days in a row for breakfast lunch and dinner. We had Joseph for breakfast and he was incredible. He suggested great drinks and food for us. We had Destiny the next day and she was also a gem. And of course Joseph still took care of us even though he wasn’t our server. 10/10 recommend. Will be suggesting this place to all of our friends.” Courtney P., February 2023 “Love Lava! My husband and I spent our honeymoon in Kihei and were looking for a nice breakfast spot to start our mornings. So happy we stumbled upon Lava. $2 mimosas until 2PM and awesome food (Sunrise Burger if you need some help in the morning!) Staff is fun, attentive, and accommodating.” Brianna R., October 2022 “$2 mimosa’s with food! This is the best breakfast spot on Maui with the best breakfast happy hour! We originally were going to another breakfast spot near by but they had a very long line. Lava rock bar & grill was just opening at 8am and we were the second people in line, we were seated right away and the service was quick and friendly. We only got breakfast here, but it was so good that we came back two more times for breakfast! The staff and locals here are awesome, we made friends with one of the regulars and had a great time talking with the staff as well, an amazing group of people.” Miranda S., October 2022 “We went to the Lava Rock during our Honeymoon and we were incredibly impressed by the ambiance and food! When you walk in it feels like any other sports bar in America, but once you get to the outdoor seating that overlooks the beach in Kihei and get a taste of their food, it supersedes most of the restaurants we visited in Maui! Great food! Great service! Great prices! Had the fish tacos and the teriyaki bowl! Also who doesn’t love mimosas for $2 before 2:00 pm every day! Thanks for a great meal!” Khala, November 2021 “On our 10 day vacation in Maui during October 2021, we dined at this restaurant 3 times, once for breakfast and twice for dinner. When we went for breakfast, we were surprised that we we could get seated immediately at an ocean view table. The first time we ate dinner there, we didn’t have reservations and had to wait in line. We did get seated at the bar and had excellent service. We made reservations the second time we went for dinner and got seated immediately at an ocean view table. We were impressed with the view, food and service each time we were there. We would go there again when in Maui.” Nancy L., November 2021 “Tyler was fantastic! He took great care of us on our honeymoon. Food was amazing too. The Hawaiian eggs Benedict was delicious. Hands down would come here again.” Jake L., November 2021 “I prefer this place for breakfast than any other. Food is plentiful, affordable, and not a bunch of annoying tourists in the AM. And the staff is sooooooo nice I even made friends with one of them and told me of some good local spots.” Akemi F., October 2021 “We went to Lava Rock several times during our 5 day stay on Maui. We loved everything we ate and drank there. Our first experience was walking past a huge line for breakfast at another cafe in front of this place to sit down and be amazed with the bloody Mary’s and food at Lava Rock. You can also get $2 mimosas! The view from the balcony is great as well. Highly recommend this place while staying in Kihei!” Sunny T., September 2021 Happy Hour at Lava Rock Bar & Grill Maui is 3pm-6pm daily featuring discounted beer, cocktails, well drinks, appetizers, and burgers.
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found your blog while i was first getting into the batjokes fandom and its just been a joy to follow ♡ i wanted to ask what’s your favorite official batman and joker designs currently? hope u have a nice day!
Heya!! Very sorry for getting to this one so late. I'm so so so glad that you love my blog, that means the world to me. Hope it continues to be a joyful follow to you <3
Regarding your ask, I have a few favorites! Starting with Jonker, I've always been deranged about Joker's design in detective comics #569-570. He. Is so. Hhhhhhh.
Look at him. I literally made a whole post foaming at the mouth and rabidly screaming about how much I adore him. He's my favorite, your honor. Also he and his henchman here have so much chemistry.
Another Joker design that I also want to eat up like a delicious meal is his Death of the Family design. I know that a lot of people aren't really a fan because of the body horror, but I am a slut for that stuff, so I dig it tremendously. I remember he was all I ever drew for a good two weeks. Greg Capullo, I applaud you yet again for your awesome work (and Scott Snyder for the idea in the first place, of course).
Enrico Marini's Joker designs are also very lovely and I adore that he goes outside of the box regarding his makeup and outfits. Soooo awesome. Very big fan of the playboy bunny fit, lol.
He's just a head, but I am ADDICTED to Joker in LKOE, I cannot express it enough. I want to shake him around in his jar so BAD. (And the fact that his pupils aren't fixed points of hatred?? Deranged about that)
OKAY I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT ANY LONGER, ENTER THE BOMB SHELTERS. GOD.
LONG HAIRED JOKER MY BELOVED. Specifically Greg Capullo's DNDM design. sighhhh.
He needs to grow his hair out more often. Mr Capullo, if you're taking commissions, sir...
Okay. Anyways.
Here are some other designs that I'm also obsessed with:
With our lovely Jonker out of the way, let's move onto Bruce!! I'll be honest, I don't have as many favorites with him as I do with Joker (because honestly there isn't too much of a variety from what i've seen), but I do have some!! For example...
This HAS to be my all time favorite design. I'm just so in love with the purple. I find it hilarious that even his rogues commented on the purple. Mr Capullo back at it again. Just love how he draws him in general.
I also really love Bruce's DNDM design!! (yowzah, more than one DNDM favorite??) Addicted to the spikes. He just looks even more badass than usual.
I also like it when his cowl has absurdly long ears, it's super funny to me. The all black and yellow with glowing eyes look for lego batman (the one everybody is familiar with, lol) is really cool.
There are likely more designs out there that my brain isn't registering at the moment, but if I come across more or think of some others, I'll update via reblog.
Thank you so much for the ask, anon!! It means a lot to me. And again, very sorry that I got back to this so late. I hope that you're doing well, too. Stay safe out there!! <3
#ask#anon#thank you for the ask!#the joker#batman#sorry about the awful and incomprehensible writing lol#little obsessed hahaha
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Girlfriend - One Shot
a/n: I have no fucking self control! I was going to save this for Friday, but it’s fluffy and cute, so here we are. If you haven’t seen Charlie Puth’s mv for Girlfriend, I strongly suggest you watch it. It’s so cute, and so is the song, which inspired this quick little piece. Enjoy!
Words: 2K
Warnings: FLUFF!
“Do you want to come over for dinner Friday night?”
It was a simple question that he had asked, and yet he was the one ready to shit his pants. Harry had been seeing Y/N sort of casually for about two months. They had met through mutual friends. It was cute, actually, he was having a pool party and one of his friends brought her.
“Harry, this is my friend, Y/N.” Greg had told him.
“It’s nice to meet you, thanks for having me.” She smiled. She was so cute, and polite. She excused herself to go change into her swim suit, and put her drinks inside.
“Where have you been hiding her?” Harry asked Greg.
“We work together! She’s super funny, thought I’d bring her along. That’s cool right?”
“Yeah, of course.” Harry peered over to watch her walk inside. “Might have to get to know her myself.”
“Good idea, sort of another reason why I brought her. I thought you two would get along well.”
And they did, maybe a little too well because she stayed at Harry’s house pretty late. She was one of the last people there, Harry gave her a tour of the house, they somehow ended up in his bedroom, and one thing led to another. She didn’t spend the night, which was just fine with him, but he did give her his number in case she ever wanted to come over again.
They started doing more things as a group: going to bars, dancing, movies, and game nights. Most nights ended the same, going back to one of their places and shagging.
“You know…I wouldn’t hate it if you spent the night.” She had said to him one night just as he was pulling his boxers on.
“Oh?”
“I really like fucking in the morning.” She said without missing a beat. Harry smiled big at her.
“Can’t say no to that now can I?”
He settled in next to her, spooned her all night long, and when they woke up she delivered. They had sex in her bed, and then had sex in her shower. They made breakfast together, and then he headed out. Harry was having so much fun with her he completely forgot he was sort of seeing a couple of other girls too. Unanswered texts and calls displayed on his phone…maybe he didn’t want to see them anymore. Maybe he only wanted to see Y/N. Did she feel the same way? Did she have a couple of other guys too? That’s what led him to ask her to a dinner at his house. Sure, she had been over for dinner before, but usually it was a long forgotten pizza as he fucked her on the couch.
“I’d love to come over! Can I bring anything?”
“Just yourself, babe.”
He took a deep breath after they hung up. He wanted to make her a fabulous meal, show her how serious he was about wanting things to move forward. Harry hadn’t had a proper girlfriend in quite some time, but he felt ready to take this next step with Y/N. He only wanted to be with her, he was sure of it.
He picked up a ton of ingredients to make a roasted chicken, and a ton of other sides. He was going to make mashed potatoes, and green beans, and…well…he didn’t let the potatoes boil long enough, so they were lumpy when he mashed them. He added sour cream and butter, but it looked disgusting. His chicken also was still frozen when he put it into the oven, so the skin burned.
“She’s gonna think I’m a fucking moron!” Harry was usually a pretty decent cook, but he was so nervous he couldn’t get any of the recipes right. “Fucking, Christ, get it together Styles.” He runs a hand through his hair and opens his drawer that he kept his takeout menus in. “Hi, yeah, I’d like to place an order for delivery…”
While Harry waits for his food to show up, he swiftly cleans the kitchen. He looked cute. He had a patterned short-sleeve button up on with a pair of shorts and loafers. His door rings, and he grabs his food. He takes everything out of their containers and plates it up to make it look like he made it. He essentially ordered what he wanted to make anyways. He gets everything onto the table and lights a couple of candles. He was happy with his work. His nerves were shot, but he was excited. Although, there was that little bit of fear in the back of his head that she’d just want to keep things casual.
When his door rings, he sprints over to it, and smiles when he sees her there. She looked adorable, as always. She was wearing a pair of jean-capris, and a peasant style shirt so her shoulders were exposed.
“Hi.” He says.
“Hi.” She smiles and holds up a bag. “I know you said I just needed to bring myself, but I brought dessert. I hate going anywhere empty handed.”
“You’re sweet, thanks.” He kisses her cheek, takes the bag, and lets her in.
“Wow, Harry.” She says as she looks at the table. “Fancy.”
“Expecting pizza?” He winks, and kisses her. “Please, sit.” He pulls a chair out for her and she sits down. He sets the dessert down in the kitchen, and then comes back out to sit with her. “You look really nice.”
“It’s just my usual.” She looks down at herself and then at him. She takes the glass of wine he already poured and has a sip. “Mm, my favorite, thanks.”
“Of course.” He takes a sip as well, maybe it would help him calm down.
“This looks really good, Harry. How’d you have the time after work?”
“Got some of it done this morning, it was no big deal.” He scoffs.
She takes her knife and fork, and cuts into her chicken. He watches as she licks her lips after and then dabs her mouth with her napkin.
“It’s delicious! Tastes like the chicken from that place we went to a couple of weeks ago with everyone.”
“Huh, you don’t say?” He takes a bite of mashed potatoes. “I’m glad we could get together tonight.”
“Me too.” She smiles and reaches to give his hand a squeeze. He stops her from taking her hands back to her fork. She furrows her brows at their hands and then looks at him. “Kinda need that to eat, Har.” She chuckles.
“I know, I just, uh, I wanted to say I like spending time with you.”
“I like spending time with you too, Harry.” She smiles. “May I have my hand back now? I don’t want this to get cold.”
“Right, sorry.”
“It’s okay.” She smirks. “You can hold my hand all you want after we eat.”
He smiles and continues eating. They both talk about their days and what they did at work. He loved watching her lips move as she spoke. He loved her toothy smile, and they she’d sometimes bite her bottom lip to suppress a laugh or two.
“I’d clean my plate, but I don’t wanna get too full. I promise it was really good, though.”
“No worries, gotta save room for dessert right? What did you bring?”
“I just snagged some cupcakes from the grocery store.” She shrugs. “Those ones with the lemon frosting you like so much.”
“Y/N?”
“Yes?”
“Would you…uh…would you…” He was sweating, and so incredibly nervous. He just needed to spit it out. She was looking at him, waiting. “I really like you, and I haven’t been talking to anyone else, and you’re really the only person I want to talk to. I hope you’re not seeing anyone else, but I get it if you are since this has been pretty casual.” He rubs the back of his neck. Her eyebrows were raised, waiting for him to say more. “I guess what I’m trying to say is…I wanna keep seeing you, I wanna see where this goes, and, well, would you want to be my girlfriend?”
Her mouth falls open. She smiles and bites her bottom lip, but still she doesn’t say anything.
“Oh god, you don’t want to do that yet? Is it too soon? I’m-“
“Harry.” She puts her hand on his shoulder. “You’re a wreck.” She giggles. “Calm down, babe. I’d love to be your girlfriend.”
“Really?” He says with relief.
“Yes…I was sort of expecting this conversation with the way you asked me over. Usually you’re not so formal over the phone.” She takes a sip of her wine. “I’m not seeing anyone else, either. I don’t know what kind of girl you think I am, but I’m usually a one guy kind of person, even when it’s just casual.” She licks her lips. “Besides.” She stands up and sits on one of his thighs, wrapping her arms around his neck. “I don’t quite think another guy could satisfy me the way you do.” He wraps his arms around her waist, and hides his face in her chest. She strokes a hand through his hair.
“Can we have the cupcakes now?” He mumbles.
“I’d like that.” She kisses the top of his head and gets off of him. She helps clear the table while he gets them out of the container. They each pop a small cupcake in their mouths. “Mm, I didn’t like lemon much until you showed me these, but I like it a lot now.”
“It’s tasty and refreshing.”
She bursts out laughing and he loves the way it sounds. Her arms move back around his neck as she continues to laugh.
“So, what stereotypical girlfriend things should I do first?” She asks, playfully.
“You could tell me you secretly hate all my decorations and take me shopping. That’s a pretty good one.”
“Or I could ask you to clean out one of your drawers for me way too soon and make you panic thinking I want to move in already.”
Harry presses his forehead to hers as he laughs.
“Let’s compromise on the most important one.”
“Which is what?”
“Leaving tampons in my bathroom.”
“Oh, Harry, I already started doing that.”
“You did?! How’d I miss ‘em?”
“I just put them in the cabinet under your sink…”
“Oh…I, like, never look in there.”
“Exactly.” She taps her temple. “Always thinking.”
His hands grip on her hips as he smiles.
“Alright, alright, what about other toiletries? Leave all your shit all over my bathroom, I don’t care. And then I’ll do the same to your place.”
“Sounds good to me.”
She pulls him close to kiss him, and he swings her around in his arms, hoisting her up to sit on top of the counter.
“As long as the sex doesn’t stop being so hot, I don’t really care how we do things.” He says against her lips.
“Oh, so that’s why you wanna lock me down, for the hot sex?”
“You caught me.”
His tongue swipes along her bottom lip and she opens up for him, letting him lick into her mouth. She tugs at his shirt as his hands slide up her thighs. She wraps her legs around his waist to get him closer, but it still wasn’t close enough.
“Harry.” She nips at his bottom lip. “Take me upstairs.”
“So demanding.” He smirks as his hands grip her ass to lift her.
“And yet, you have no problem listening.”
“That’s what good boyfriends do, right?”
“Mhm.” She kisses him as he brings her up the stairs to his bedroom.
“What do I get for being so good?” He kisses on her neck as he sets her down, her pulling him onto the bed with her.
“Anything you want.” She whispers in his ear. “I feel so bad that you were nervous earlier.” She pouts at him.
“You make me really nervous.” He kisses on her neck. “Butterflies in my stomach and everything.”
“Aww, well, no reason to be nervous now.” She cups his cheeks so he’ll look at her. “I’m all yours.”
#harry styles#harry styles one shot#harry styles imagine#harry styles fic#harry styles fanfic#harry styles x reader#harry styles x y/n#harry styles y/n#harry styles fluff#harry styles fluff fic#pls tag if you reblog#feedback is always appreciated
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[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall and begins to kiss them. + Tom & Sydney 🙈
office lunch
words: 1.2k
rating: m
warning/s: none just language i guess
Amanda you already know this couple would not exist without, so this is for you! thank you for indulging me and dragging me down the succession rabbit hole. Introducing Sydney's newest ship 💞 Charlie when are you joining the party
"I'll be back after lunch. Gotta eat, gotta pee, not… necessarily in that order. Who knows."
As Tom left the conference room, his shoulders sagged and he found it a lot easier to breathe.
There was something about the atmosphere in that room, honestly. Maybe the air conditioning was too cold in there, maybe they needed to crack open a window every now and then, maybe it was the crushing weight of pressure whenever there were meetings with the top brass.
Whichever it was he might have to ask Greg to check it out.
He took quick steps to his office. He had an hour before he was needed again, ninety minutes if he was lucky that the old farts take their sweet ass time to piss or whatever.
They even invited him out for lunch with them but that was an automatic no. He wasn't about to spend any more time with them, nope nope nope.
He decided to spend his break elsewhere, maybe grab a bite in one of the restaurants downstairs and-
"Well hello, Mr. Wambsgans"
Tom froze as he registered the voice and the person it belonged to, standing in the middle of his office, sitting on the edge of his desk, smiling bright and her body framed by the sunlight, glowing like the angel she was.
Was his hunger making him hallucinate? Or was that actually…
"S-Sydney?" He asked hesitantly.
His heart jumped into his throat as her brown eyes sparkled and her lips curled up into a wider smile.
She pushed off of the desk and made her way to him. To Tom it felt like she was crossing a whole desert to reach him. "I got an earlier flight and I wanted to surprise you. I hope that's-"
He didn’t wait for her to make it all the way before he decided to pin her against the nearest wall and kiss her senseless. Thankfully he kept the blinds down so no one would fucking see them. He wasn’t about to let those parasites outside see him and his girl.
Kissing her was like quenching a thirst that no ordinary drink could fill. It was like coming home after a long day, it was like taking a bite out of your favorite meal, it was like the best damn feeling in the world.
And she’d only been gone for three days.
He bit her lower lip and oh God the sound she made. How the fuck did he go that long without hearing her moan for him like that?
Tom was so so so so soooo thankful that she decided to wear a dress that day as he bunched the fabric up to… to…
Tom pulled away and as delicious as that whine she made was, he was just too curious. “You’re not… you’re not wearing any underwear?” he asked, stunned and in disbelief.
Sydney was out of breath and extremely flushed, her skin tinted red, the color going all the way down her neck. He took a mental note to kiss his way over her body later.
Preferably right after she answered his question.
He could tell she tried shrugging casually but she was worse than he was when it came to hiding things. She was cute that way.
“Greg told me you had a really important meeting and I didn’t know how long we had before they called you back in, ok?” She huffed out a laugh. “In hindsight, it saved us like, a few seconds maybe but still.”
Tom couldn’t help but smile and coo at such a genuine gesture. “Aww, you did that for me?” he asked, honestly really touched that she considered his schedule even though he’d much rather spend the rest of the day with her. “That’s really sweet.”
She grinned as she got on her tiptoes to lean up and press a kiss to his cheek. “I missed you,” was all she said.
Tom tilted her chin up and he took his time to gaze at the beautiful brown eyes he’d come to see in his dreams. “I missed you too,” he whispered.
Then Sydney cleared her throat and the blush gracing her cheeks was as clear as day. “Do you, do you wanna continue, you know?” she gestured vaguely with her hands. “Or grab a bite to eat first?”
Tom, who was completely distracted by how thoughtful Sydney was, didn’t even realize they pressed pause on the whole thing. “Oh uhm, I mean… are you hungry, honey? Did you eat during the flight?”
“I had some chips? But I could go for something.”
Tom narrowed his eyes. “Unacceptable. I won’t have my wife,” God he loved saying that word, and he grinned when Sydney beamed up at him. “go hungry. I’ll text Greg, ask him to bring up some food. You’re ok with Italian, right, honey?”
Sydney nodded before leaning her head against his arm as he brought his phone out to look for Greg’s name. “Ooooh pizza sounds good, yes.”
“The lady wants pizza, the lady shall get pizza.”
Sydney giggled against him and Tom knew that not even part two of the long-ass meeting waiting for him after lunch could get him down.
Then he realized something.
His lips twisted down into a frown. “But what about you going commando for me? I don’t want it to go to waste.” He wasn’t about to forget his beautiful wife’s thoughtful gesture, honestly that was one of the sweetest and sexiest things anyone has ever done for him.
She waved her hand in a don’t-worry-about-it motion. “Honey it’s ok. We can have sex later, hm?”
But Tom’s eyes brightened as he thought of a brilliant plan. “All right but what if, hmm, what if, you sit on my cock while we eat? Multi-tasking. That, that’s a thing, I think. We can do it, right?”
They could, right?
Or… hmmm…
Memories of the Roy family making fun of him on the night of his bachelor party for his first wedding invaded his mind, and he couldn’t help but think Sydney would laugh at him for suggesting something just as absurd.
Sydney hummed and seemed to actually be pondering it as her brows furrowed. “I mean… we could try it? But maybe not now? I don’t want you getting pizza sauce on your shirt before the meeting.”
Tom stood dumbfounded.
How dare he even think of grouping his wife with the nasty, cruel and mean-spirited Roys. He didn’t know what he did to have her in his life, but he was going to make damn sure that she knew he loved her, and would do anything for her.
“Eat quickly and sex after?” she asked playfully.
Overcome with emotions at seeing his wife back home and remembering just how sweet she was, Tom leaned down and pressed a slow, lingering kiss to her lips.
His eyes softened as he pulled away to gaze down at her. “I love you, Syd,” he whispered. And he meant it with every fibre of his fucking being. Loved her so so so damn much.
She smiled softly. “I love you too, Tom.”
He pressed his forehead to hers and inhaled deeply, breathing her in. “It’s good to have you home.”
#as i finish writing this i'm already booting up the first ep of s3 sksks#amanda thank you so much for this you already know what i got in my hand for you 🥺💖#this was truly such a big brain idea and you deserve all the credit#in our succession era#oc: sydney williams#tom wambsgans#tom x sydney
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I’ve recreated every food in Steven Universe
OKAY I THINK I FINALLY DID IT
I FINALLY RECREATED EVERY RECIPE FROM THE SHOW
Sooooo . . . what did I miss?
Now it’s your turn to help me be sure I got them all. Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
Reblog this post suggesting a food from the show (with or without screencap; just enough so I can recognize it). The weirder the better.
I will respond to you with my photo of when I made that food.
If I can’t deliver, I will like send you $10 or draw you a SU fanart or something. (We’ll negotiate.)
I will accept asks instead of reblogs if you prefer.
It’s fine if you have a fairly common or easy suggestion and you just wanna see it. ;)
I’m offering this incentive because I really want some help combing the show for foods I might have forgotten! Your help is appreciated!
Edit: Adding responses. :D
Dog-Nut (Pilot!)
Classic Hot Dog (Intro)
Fry Bits (2 - “Laser Light Cannon” & others)
Together Breakfast (4 - “Together Breakfast”)
Popcorn for Onion (7 - “Bubble Buddies”)
Giant Strawberry (8 - “Serious Steven” & others)
Large Pizza, Extra Fishy (10 - “Steven’s Lion”)
Cereal to stop the Foot (11 - “Arcade Mania”)
Aqua Mexican Burrito (13 - “So Many Birthdays”)
Movie Snacks (17 - “Lion 2: The Movie”)
Crystal Lizards (17 - “Lion 2: The Movie”)
Hot Dogs & Hamburgers (18 - “Beach Party”)
Lars’s Lunch (20 - “Coach Steven”)
Fire Salt & Fire Salt Donuts (21 - “Joking Victim”)
Big Fat Zucchini with Linguine (22 - “Steven and the Stevens”)
Chaaaaps (23 - “Monster Buddies”)
Mi Torta (23 - “Monster Buddies”)
Durian Juice (24 - “An Indirect Kiss”)
Fish Kebabs & Giant Fish (30 - “Island Adventure”)
Cheeseball Cake (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)
Breadsticks (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)
Shrimp Appetizer (32 - “Fusion Cuisine”)
Onion Rings (33 - “Garnet’s Universe”)
Baby Melon (34 - “Watermelon Steven”)
Nice Spicey Pretzels (35 - “Lion 3: Straight to Video”)
Mama Sadie Lunch (35 - “Lion 3: Straight to Video”)
Garnet’s Chocolate Chip Cookies (37 - “Warp Tour”)
Mayo Sandwich (39 - “Future Vision”)
Bindle Lunches (40 - “On the Run”)
Marshmallows (42 - “Winter Forecast”)
Waffle Egg Sandwich (42 - “Winter Forecast”)
Caprese Salad (47 - “Shirt Club”)
Three-Way Sub (55 - “Say Uncle”)
Pizza Steve (55 - “Say Uncle”)
Tea and Cookies (55 - “Say Uncle”)
Pile of Food (57 - “Reformed”)
Snack Sushi (Season 2 Short - “Cooking With Lion”)
Biscuits & Jam (58 - “Sworn to the Sword”)
Smoothie & Orange Slices (58 - “Sworn to the Sword”)
Best Breakfast in the World (64 - “Keystone Motel”)
Noodles and Butter (65 - “Onion Friend”)
Potato Steven (65 - “Onion Friend”)
Lion Lickers (68 - “Nightmare Hospital”)
Amethyst’s Hoagie (79 - “Super Watermelon Island”)
Fresh Big Donut Donuts (84 - “Steven Floats”)
Guacola (85 - “Drop Beat Dad”)
Pepe’s Burgers (86 - “Mr. Greg”)
The Finest Steak and Brie (86 - “Mr. Greg”)
Corndogs (87 - “Too Short to Ride”)
Pizza Bagel & Fantastic Fries (90 - “Restaurant Wars”)
Fancy Orange Juice (93 - “Alone at Sea”)
PROTES Protein Bars (95 - “Gem Hunt”)
Pine Needle Tea (95 - ”Gem Hunt”)
Sugar Shock Shut Down (109 - “Last One Out of Beach City”)
Apple Sidra (109 - “Last One Out of Beach City”)
Gem Harvest & Wedding Cake (111-112 “Gem Harvest”)
Korean Lunch (114 - “Steven’s Dream”)
Zoo Fruit (117 - “The Zoo”)
Pumpkin-Shaped Pumpkin Bread (126 - “The Good Lars”)
Ube Roll (126 - “The Good Lars”)
Cool Kids Potluck (126 - “The Good Lars”)
Jungle Moon Alien Carcass (140 - “Jungle Moon”)
Meal for Stranded Humans (144 - “Lars’ Head”)
Everything Pizza (148 - “What’s Your Problem”)
Together Breakfast Wedding Cake (151-152- “Reunited”)
Bixbite’s Pizzas (SUF 2 - “Guidance”)
Snow Cones (SUF 2 - “Guidance”)
Crystal Drinks (SUF 3 - “Rose Buds”)
Carrot Bean Meal (SUF 3 - “Rose Buds”)
Tomato Soup on the Go (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)
Clams, Peanut Butter, & a side of fresh-cut grass (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)
Bluebird’s Cake (SUF 5 - “Bluebird”)
Fried Eggs (on Amethyst’s face) (SUF 7 - “Snow Day”)
Protein Shake (SUF 7 - “Snow Day”)
Spicy Chili (SUF 11 - “In Dreams”)
Together Forever Cake (SUF 13 - “Together Forever”)
Cookie Cat Ice Cream (SUF 14 - “Growing Pains”)
Cocoa (SUF 14 - “Growing Pains”)
Ice Cream a La Pie (SUF 15 - “Mr. Universe”)
Caveats and Rules (read if participating):
It counts as a recipe for the show only if it is eaten or to be eaten by a character (onscreen or implied to have been) or otherwise prominently featured. (e.g., Together Breakfast would count even though it was not eaten, but random food sitting around incidentally in a fridge or bake case does not count as a recipe.)
Food items that are only mentioned but not pictured don’t count.
Food items that are part of the background art don’t count unless they are significant or interacted with at some point. This includes mentioned or pictured items on restaurant menus.
Note: I HAVE actually made some things that have only been mentioned or pictured on menus! So feel free to suggest them if you really want to see if I made them! But for purposes of qualifying for a reward, I can’t commit to making the entire bake case, pizza joint menu, Spacetries display, or commercial cooler full of food if they’re more scenery than snacks.
If I have made an item once and it recurs, it doesn’t count as a different recipe if it appears in a different configuration in a later episode. (e.g., if I made an ube roll for “The Good Lars,” I don’t have to make a new one for Steven Universe: The Movie.)
Non-food items eaten by animals, monsters, and Amethyst do not count as recipes. (e.g., I do not consider it a recipe when the Big Bird from “Giant Woman” ate a goat and Steven. I do not consider it a recipe when Amethyst eats wrappers or garbage. Weird food she eats is OK. As long as it is food.)
YES, I count all qualifying food in Steven Universe, Steven Universe: The Movie, Steven Universe Future, and any official shorts as fair game.
NO, I do not count food in the comics, the video games, the official or tie-in books, Ronaldo’s blog, or the Crewniverse’s celebratory food as recipes I have to make.
There is a lot of generic popcorn, chips, and soda in this show. I don’t count it as a new recipe every time someone munches one of these as an incidental snack.
Very minor variations on common snacks don’t count as new recipes. (e.g., I don’t have to make every donut or flavor of Chaaaaps anyone was ever seen eating. Including variation options in my recipe is enough.)
Random messes made with food do not have to be recreated as recipes. (e.g., Onion smearing condiments all over the kitchen is not a recipe; pizzas that get destroyed or thrown around are not new recipes; Greg and Steven scattering food leavings around their Empire City hotel is not a recipe; a seagull with a banana peel on its head carrying pizza does not count; Steven scattering the contents of his kitchen on the floor while making Together Breakfast is not a recipe, etc.)
Yes, the foods will be prepared/arranged by me. In most cases they are homemade creations but in some cases store-bought elements will be used and that is also OK.
Food-shaped items that aren’t actually food are not recipes. (e.g., game controllers shaped like ham do not count. Crying Breakfast Friends are characters, not food.)
Things made out of food do not count unless they are eaten. (e.g., Fish Stew Pizza is required; Jenny made out out of pizza in Kiki’s dream is not.)
Vegetarian alternatives, facsimiles designed to look but not taste like certain foods, and ingredient substitutes are permissible. (e.g., vegetarian pepperoni on a pizza that was REAL pepperoni in the show is allowed; a non-fish substitute for a real dead fish is OK; dishes representing disgusting food that are secretly delicious are all right, etc.)
Thanks for your help. :)
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Greg's family sent him home with Thanksgiving dinner for me (I was at home due to my health). The entire meal was super delicious, but my favorite part was this super tiny bite of pumpkin pie. Greg & I aren't eating things like this anymore so he had a bite of pie & brought one back for me too. Lmao. So cute. Thank you to Greg's family for always making me feel included & loved no matter what! I'm thankful for you! @greg.b.pnw @crystalboechler https://www.instagram.com/p/CWwqJ9bp9do/?utm_medium=tumblr
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4 Times You Cooked, and 1 Time He Did - Kevin Hayes
Type: friends to lovers, Y/N insert shorts, 4 + 1 story
Requested: No
Warnings: swearing
(Y/N = Your name)
1. The day we met
Your hand was curled into a loose fist, ready to knock on the door in front of you. Your new neighbors had moved in the day before, and, from the sounds coming from the apartment as the move-in occurred, it was a group of very rowdy boys. That meant you made cookies as a welcome, hoping that it would butter them up so they’d be a little nicer if you needed them to quiet down in the middle of the night. Of course, in order to drop off the cookies and say hello you needed to actually knock on the door and introduce yourself. So far the shyness was winning on that front.
Just as you finally steeled yourself to knock, drawing in a deep breath in the process, the door you were standing in front of opened suddenly. You stepped backwards in shock, stumbling slightly. An incredibly kind-looking face stared down at you in surprise as a hand shot out to grip your elbow. “Sorry, I-”, “Shit, are you-” You and your neighbor stared at each other in silence as you both spoke at the same time. Your neighbor smiled, nodding his head at you. “Go ahead.”
Well this wasn’t how you wanted the conversation to go at all. “Sorry. I’m Y/N. I’m your new neighbor.” You gestured at your apartment door, maybe a little needlessly, as you were the only other door on this part of the hallway. “I just wanted to introduce myself, and welcome you to the building.” The guy looked at you seriously as you spoke, like what you said was the most important thing on the planet. He was cute, in a friendly kind of way. He also looked familiar, though for the life of you it was impossible to figure out why.
“And you brought cookies?” He smiled down at you when you nodded slowly. “I’m Kevin. If these cookies are as good as they smell, I think I’m going to be happy I chose to get an apartment instead of a house.” He chuckled lightly at his own joke, and you smiled gently at him. Kevin. It was a fitting name for him. He let go of your elbow suddenly, like he just realized he was still holding it. Honestly, you had forgotten as well. “I’m sorry to meet you and run, but I’m unfortunately late to a meeting. Thanks for coming by though!” You started to back out of his doorway when you remembered the cookies. “Here,” you said as you held the plate out, “these are for you. Welcome to the building!” Kevin stared after you for a couple of seconds as you backed away before responding quickly. “Thanks, Y/N. It was nice to meet you.” His smile followed you into the apartment and stayed in your thoughts for hours after the meeting.
You worked through dinner to try and get ready for the upcoming playoff push. As a marketing manager for the Phillies, the playoffs were your favorite part of the season. It was a time where you could change up the content from your usual stuff, and this year’s playoff ad video was going to be great. One of your summer interns had come up with the idea of using fan videos of some of the highlights of the season to create a mashup, and the video her and the rest of the crew had designed was coming out beautifully. The slogan was going to have something to do with the fans being another part of the team. You watched the video over again and marveled at how well it had come out. The intern needed to become a full hire after this season.
A knock at your door made you jump, though when you opened it there was no one. Your plate, however, sat on the floor outside with a sticky note attached. Thanks for the cookies, it read, my teammates really enjoyed them. I barely got to eat one. The handwriting was slightly messy, clearly boys handwriting. You smiled at the note, and then at the door across the hall from you. It would appear you had a new friend.
2. Dinner and a show
“You know,” Kevin said as he walked through your front door, “I think you’re going to get me cut from the team if you keep feeding me cookies.” He said that with a mouth full of cookie so you took it with a grain of salt, rolling your eyes at him from your position in front of the crock pot. He looked good, dressed in his game day suit, though the tie sticking out of his pocket and the curls still damp from the shower ruined the effect a little bit. These nighttime dinners had become something of a tradition over the last couple of months, after Kevin had come home from a preseason game right as you were returning from a playoff game. You’d ended up sprawled on his couch with a pizza between the two of you, and a tradition was born. Tonight it was tacos, and the steak you had slow-cooked while you were in the office getting ready for the upcoming winter meetings made the entire apartment smell like what you pictured heaven to be.
Kevin dropped onto one of your counter top stools with a heavy sigh, and you slid a beer across to him along with an ice pack. He took the beer thankfully, but then raised an eyebrow at the ice pack. “I saw the hit,” you said as a means of explanation. “I turned the game on when I got back from work. Ice your face so I don’t have to look a black eye for the rest of the week.” Kevin raised his middle finger at you, but did as you asked. Your time together had become a nice way to wind down after your work and game days. Both of you spent so much time in the chaos of professional sports that sometimes it was nice to just slow down and enjoy a meal with someone that understood why you sometimes wanted to sit and eat your meal in silence. Kevin understood that more than you had ever expected. Accurate to your first impression, Kevin and the boys could get extraordinarily loud at times. He was the loudest person in the room, minus when he was with his shorter friend that fought so much, Travis something, but he could also be so quiet on these nights.
The tacos were delicious, and Kevin ate his body weight in home cooking like usual. It wasn’t that he was incompetent in the kitchen; you’d seen him cook pasta and a few other basic things, but he wasn’t one for just throwing something together unless he’d made it a thousand times before. “You know, I think I’m going to have to keep you around just for how well you cook.” You rolled your eyes, like you always did, but you also couldn’t ignore the tug in your chest that your heart gave when he said he would keep you around. Joke or not, you were becoming pretty attached to Kevin. He was sweet, and goofy in an awkward and not at all athlete-like way. Couple the awkwardness with the math skills and you would peg him for a math professor, not a hockey player. “So,” Kevin began, talking around chunks of yet another cookie, “how was work? Did you revolutionize baseball today?”
You laughed out loud at the thought. Like offseason meetings were ever that exciting. “Planning for contract announcements, actually. I wanted to have the guys returning or just signing on make a little video either thanking the fans for their continued support or introducing themselves, depending on where they played last year, but everyone vetoed it.” You rolled your eyes at the memory. Greg, who thought he should have gotten your job despite your better qualifications, very loudly made his dissent clear. In the end, everyone else followed suit.
Kevin, thankfully, was on your side. “I would have loved something like that! Especially for the new guys; you’ve gotta get the fans on your side before they have time to hate you.” You chuckled at his statement, even as you nodded in agreement. Getting Kevin amped up about any subject was your favorite thing to do. His accent wasn’t always clear, but times like now the Boston really came out.
“Thanks for the support, Kev. It’s nice to know at least somebody is on my side.” He leaned over to squeeze your hand reassuringly, and you only had one thought: you were in deep trouble.
3. The one where you made his date dinner
Kevin’s voice was frantic as he threw pots and pans around his kitchen, smoking something sitting black in the sink. “Y/N, please! I need help! She’s gonna be here soon, what do I do?” The panic was new, and you swallowed to joke that almost came out of your mouth in response. He really did look stressed, and the hair you knew he had meticulously styled was now running wild around his temples in frizzy curls. He stared down helplessly at what you thought was supposed to be spaghetti. You sighed, walking over to stand in front of him.
“We’ll make something else.” Kevin’s face still looked panicked, and you reached up to grab his face with both hands. “Kev. It’s gonna be okay.” He nodded. You smiled slightly, and he smiled back. “I’m going to go get a couple of things from my kitchen. Get out a couple of beers, trim the chicken, and I’ll be right back.” You patted his cheek gently and hurried out of the apartment. Hopefully you would be able to get rid of the smell before she got there. Kevin had a date, a girl he’d been dating for a few months, and you had shown up with the flowers he forgot to buy right as the pan of burnt spaghetti went into the sink. You were still trying to figure out how in the hell a box of spaghetti had turned into the black brick sitting in his pot, but that was a question for another time.
With minimal time and a general lack of great ingredients, you settled on beer-battered chicken and a salad. Thankfully you’d gone to the farmer’s market that morning, and had made Kevin go with you. There were tons of fresh vegetables sitting on his counter that would now get some good use. The only thing you needed from your apartment were cashews and some flour, which you grabbed before hurrying back across the hall again. Kevin was still panicking, though slightly less so, and the chicken was almost ready for the batter. You shouldered Kevin out of the way, throwing the beer, flour, eggs, and a couple of other ingredients into a bowl. Kevin hovered over your shoulder anxiously, at least until you elbowed him in the ribs. “Back up, Kev, I promise I’ve got your back.” He sighed, and finally sat on the counter out of your way.
He didn’t speak until you threw the chicken into a pan of oil, and even then he spoke so quietly you almost didn’t hear him. “Thanks for always having my back, Y/N.” You smiled over at him, though the chicken spitting oil quickly grabbed your attention again. The past year and a half had been nice. Kevin’s exodus from Philly for the summer came right around the time that the Phillies occupied most of your time and visits with Kevin were limited to late night meals, especially as he and the girl started dating. Kelsey, maybe? Or Karly? You hadn’t actually met; honestly, you weren’t sure she’d met any of his teammates either. It was weird no one had really met her yet, especially for a relationship that had lasted for at least two months. “Spring training is soon, right? When do you leave for Florida?”
“In a week. When do you guys play in Tampa?” He answered the week after next, and you nodded. You had gone to their game in Tampa the year before when it fell during spring training, and it looked like you would be doing so again. The chicken was finally finished, and you threw together a small warm salad with a fresh cashew Caesar dressing. The plates looked good, and Kevin was already washing the dishes when you turned around. “I can get these, Kev, go fix up your hair.”
He turned around teasingly, flicking water in your general direction. “What the hell is that supposed to mean, Y/N?” You shrugged. He raised an eyebrow, and you were saved from a response by the sound of knocking at his door. Kevin quickly dried his hands, and you gathered your flour container. Kelsey/Karly stopped short when she saw you in Kevin’s kitchen, and you held out your free hand with a smile. “I’m Y/N, I live across the hall. it’s nice to meet you.” She raised an eyebrow like she was unimpressed, and your hand dropped to your side slowly. Her next words told you enough about what kind of person she was. “Why the fuck are you here?” So she was going be like that, then. Kevin stood behind her awkwardly, and you hurried towards the door before it got any more weird. He held out a hand to stop you, but said nothing when you turned your head up at him.
You closed the door behind you softly, knowing that an echo from the door slamming would make the entire interaction even weirder. It wasn’t until the door had almost clicked closed that you heard a soft “thank you” from Kevin. A loud argument and a slammed door later the date was over, and you waited for most of the night for Kevin to come over for comfort food. He never came, though you woke up to a sticky note on your door with two short sentences.
I’m sorry. Thank you for everything.
4. Taco Tuesday
It wasn’t just the fact that there was about half the roster sitting in her apartment, or the fact that they were all halfway hammered. It was the fact that Kevin hadn’t bothered to tell you the ‘couple of guys’ he’d invited to dinner was every member of the team not married with children. Nolan was the only mostly sober guy of the group, and that was only because he was coming off of a stomach bug. Thankfully, that stomach bug meant he was the one designated to help you prep for dinner. The guys had begged for your steak tacos after hearing about them for Kevin and then Travis, who had suckered his way into one of you and Kevin’s post-game dinners. Right now, your main concern was having enough meat to feed everyone.
Hands slid around your waist, squeezing slightly when you jumped. “I’m sorry for all the guys. I didn’t think they would all be so interested.” Kevin had to lean in close to your ear in order for you to hear him, and not for the first time you were thankful he was your only close neighbor. The people you shared a wall with were only around for about two months out of the year, and it wasn’t quite that time of year yet. “I promise I’ll keep them mostly chill, and we’ll get out early. I know you have an early call time tomorrow.” Oh, yes. First big road trip of the season. The early April roadies were your favorite, because the thrill of the travel hadn’t worn off yet.
Voices sounded from behind you both, someone commenting on how close Kevin was standing, and he jumped away from you with an impressive amount of speed. You lamented the loss of his body heat, though your next thought was a mental slap on the wrist for thinking about Kevin that way. No matter how into him you were, you couldn’t think like that. You were just friends. Travis slid into the conversation then to make more comments about the two of you, though you knew he meant well. Kevin had finally broken up with Kelsey/Karly, and Travis felt bad because he had been the one to set them up in the first place.
“So Y/N, how come you never bring a guy around to the bars with us?” You could have killed Travis for making that comment. He knew you had a crush on Kevin, had guessed it one night after a particularly rough day, and you were waiting for the day he decided to tell Kevin. “I might bring one around soon,” you said, much to the delight of the crowd around your apartment, minus Kevin. His head snapped up in a mixture of hurt and confusion, and you almost wished you hadn’t brought it up. “I have a date next week with a guy from your marketing department, actually.” Groans of disgust mixed with teasing met your ears at the same time Kevin slammed his beer bottle onto the counter. You would have to explore that outburst at a later date.
Kevin was distant for the rest of the night, and you had a feeling it had something to do with your date. The look on his face and the knowing smirk on Travis’ followed you into your sleep that night, and you tossed and turned until you finally went on a run around the city as daylight broke. A sticky note was waiting on your door when you got back, three brief sentences that made you release tension you hadn’t realized you were holding.
Have a great trip. Revolutionize baseball. You’re the best.
+1. Kevin finally says it
The date had been awful. There were really no other words for it. No matter how many times you dated someone involved in sports, their misogyny never ceased to amaze you. Jake had spent most of the little time you’d dealt with him mansplaining his job and hockey to you, no matter how many times you’d explained you understood both. If he worked for the Phillies, his position would have fallen under your management. In other words, you would have been his boss. You knew what his job entailed, but he couldn’t seem to get that.
But really, the icing on the cake? When he asked if you’d gotten a job with the Phillies so that you could marry some baseball player. As if you could see those boys as anything but loveable idiots. Like hopeless little brothers. You’d gotten up and left then, dropping enough cash on the table to cover your tab and then some before storming out. The text you sent Kevin was angry, a request for beer and a friend, and then you’d walked the mile back to your apartment in heels that were starting to give you serious blisters. The blisters and the red you were still seeing almost caused you to miss the sticky note on your door. Two words, and a scrawl that was very clearly Kevin’s. My place, 8 pm. That note made you smile despite what was quite possibly your worst date ever, and you hurried into your room to change into something more comfortable before heading to Kevin’s.
You walked right in after a knock, and the sight waiting for you almost made you wish you had waited. Soft music was playing from the speaker on Kevin’s kitchen counter, and something in the kitchen smelled heavenly. Kevin looked soft, the Kevin you were used to, in a worn Red Sox t-shirt and some sweatpants that hugged him just right. You were thankful you’d gone with leggings and a long sleeve shirt, especially when Kevin turned around and saw you. His eyes lit up, and you didn’t miss the subtle up-and-down he gave your body. It all felt incredibly domestic, though you didn’t want to drop too deeply into your feels before you’d even had dinner, so you quickly shoved those thoughts away. “Wanna talk about it?” Kevin passed you a beer as he asked, and you shook your head.
“Guy was a dick. Acted like I didn’t know anything about hockey, and then tried to mansplain his job, which is my job, to me.” Kevin snorted in disgust. He mumbled something that sounded like ‘dick’ under his breath, but the oven timer drowned him out. You jumped onto the kitchen counter as Kevin pulled on a couple of oven mitts. He had baked a lasagna, clearly homemade, and you took a deep breath as he placed the dish next to you. Kevin gave you a knowing smirk, and you knocked your beer bottle against his head gently. He knew you too well. His mother had cooked that lasagna when she was around for the mom’s trip, and you’d fallen in love with both the food and his mother. “Kevin, I love you.” He ducked his head, busying himself with scooping you a heaping plate of food. “That was the idea,” he mumbled under his breath. You chose to let it go, although the comment was filed under your list of things to ask him about at some point.
Kevin handed you a plate of lasagna and offered up a slice of fresh bread, which you took gratefully. He scooped himself a matching plate, though his portion was definitely smaller and more diet-approved, and nodded you towards his couch. Rizzoli and Isles was set up on the television, a drama that you and Kevin had been slowly working through together. It was fun to watch him pick apart the locations and inaccuracies, as well as pointing out places that he had grown up terrorizing. He didn’t ask any more about your date, for which you were grateful. The silence was peaceful, minus the occasional comment about the show, and you devoured your food in an amount of time that impressed even Kevin.
It wasn’t until later, when you were cleaning up his kitchen together, that you brought up his earlier comment. “Kev, what did you mean earlier?” He shot a confused look in your direction, and you sighed. “When you said ‘that was the idea’. What did you mean?” Kevin didn’t respond as he finished washing a plate, and he turned off the faucet after he handed you the plate to dry. You were patient, putting away the plate and then dropping the towel as you waited for a response. He would get there, in time.
“I’ve liked you for a long time, Y/N.” Wait, no. Kevin? Liked you? You were frozen, unable to form a sentence. It was like he’d watched your dreams and decided to play a sick joke. Kevin ran a hand over his face and through his hair at your lack of response. “I always knew I didn’t have a chance with you, so I figured being your friend was just as good.” Now it was really just like the Twilight Zone. Either that, or Kevin was reading your mind. It was the exact battle you’d had with yourself several times in the last year-and-a-half plus. Your head spun as you tried to come up with a response, but the only one you came up with was to surge forward and kiss Kevin.
It was like nothing you’d imagined. Kevin was a lot taller than you, enough so that it made kissing him a little difficult at first. After he got over the initial shock of you jumping him he crouched a little, and you wound your fingers through the curls at the nape of his neck. Kissing Kevin felt right, like the one thing you had really been missing over the last couple of years was him. He smiled as you drew back for a breath, and you couldn’t help but smile back. “Yeah?” You laughed at his question. “Yeah,” you repeated, leaning in for another kiss. Kevin obliged, and you melted against him.
You finally left Kevin’s the next morning, rushing out the door so that you could shower before heading in for another game day. Kevin’s kiss on your cheek and a promise for an actual conversation followed you out, though the smile on your face lasted all day. You returned to your apartment that night to see a sticky note on your front door, in Kevin’s writing like always.
My place, 10 pm. Kiss for entry.
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Riding On Ch 6: It’s A Nice Day For A White Wedding
Summary: It’s Jake’s wedding day and poor Fliss appears to be the only sober one in the Circle Of Truth…and then that all important question is answered. Is Baby Adler Pink or Blue? (Place your bets, please!)
Warnings: Bad Language words. SMUT (NSFW NO UNDER 18s!!) Also some pretty heavy anti-Trump ranting so if this offends anyone, sorry (but also not sorry… I think the guy is as much of a buffoon as Boris fcking Johnson)
Pairing: Frank Adler x Fliss Gallagher
A/N: Just so you know, I couldn’t decide whether to give them a boy or a girl…so I literally wrote both down on a piece of paper and picked. Also, I have to thank @southerngrace here for her idea on just how to reveal the news to Mary and their Family. Chapter Song: It’s All About You by Mc Fly (this one has ALWAYS screamed Friss at me, I’m not afraid to say it!)
Riding On Masterlist // WIYPT Masterlist
And I would answer all your wishes, if you asked me to. But if you deny me one of your kisses, don’t know what I’d do. So hold me close and say three words like you used to do. Dancing on the kitchen tiles, yes you make my life worthwhile, so I told you with a smile, it’s all about you.
Bonnie and Fliss stood in the small room at the side, the crowd of people milling around between there and the outside patio area whilst the main room was set up for the party following the conclusion of the sit down reception.
"It was a nice meal." Bonnie smiled.
"Yeah, really thoughtful of them to have the non-alcoholic wine available" Fliss smiled. “Felt nice to taste something that made me feel like an adult again.”
She looked around and her gaze settled on Frank who was leaning against the bar, his red tie long discarded, collar of his dress shirt undone. He caught her eye, flashed her a smile and then turned back to Greg continuing their conversation.
"He hasn't taken his eyes off you all day." Bonnie smiled as Fliss turned back to her. "It's cute"
Fliss smiled "You know he got me flowers yesterday. When I got back from work he had already left to come up here and when I called him to ask what they occasion was he said he just felt like it." She paused "I get the feeling he is still trying to make up for Vegas but he doesn't need to. We're good."
Bonnie grinned. "Did he tell you what he actually said to the girl?"
"I don't think he remembers" Fliss shook her head.
"Si does. Apparently he said, and I quote 'why the fuck would I want a Big Mac when I got a prime fillet steak waiting for me at home?’ “
Fliss blinked, and then let out a huge snort of laughter which attracted the attention of a few people around them.
"How fucking rude"
"She deserved it by refusing to back off the first time. Ho." Bonnie shrugged.
"I don't mean that I mean him likening me to a piece of meat. Mind you, quite apt really..." she shrugged
"How so?"
"He is constantly fucking horny." Fliss dropped her voice "Not that I particularly mind but the last week or so he's been really, really bad. Take Thursday for example. I woke up to him poking me in the back so he got a blowjob before we got up, then he fucked me on the couch that evening when Mary had gone to bed and then when I woke up to go to the loo at 2 am we did it again."
Bonnie sniggered "Maybe you're giving off some kind of sex pheromone because you’re pregnant."
"I know you're joking but..." Fliss shrugged "He’s always had a high sex drive but since I started really showing he has gotten so much worse. I think he has some kind of breeding kink."
"Must be so hard being you..." Bonnie said sarcastically "Nice man that buys you flowers and can't keep his hands off you...”
"He is the one finding it hard not me" Fliss grinned and at that Bonnie tipped her head back laughing.
Frank heard his girl’s laughter from where he was stood and watched as she tipped her head back, attracting the attention of a few of the guests with her loud cackles. His eyes scanned down her frame and back up again, lingering slightly on the gentle curve of her bump just visible under her dress as it hung over her lower body. Her hair was pulled back into an elegant knot at the base of her neck, a few strands hanging loose around her face and her eyes were lidded with a light dusting of rose gold powder, making her brown irises pop even more. The necklace he had bought her a while back hung around her neck, settling just above her cleavage which looked fucking amazing in that dress.
The moment he had seen her earlier when she had arrived with Bonnie he’d felt the all too familiar stirring in his pants that he seemed to get every time he looked at her recently. His mouth had gone dry and he’d been totally ogling her, enough to cause Greg to slap him on his shoulder and tell him, jokingly, to stop being a pervert.
Frank hadn't replied. He’d waited long enough to allow himself to open up to someone so they could see the entire shit show he was. He was happy, more than happy in fact. So as for being a pervert where Fliss was concerned? Well, he had no intentions of stopping at all.
As he watched her now, aware he was once more staring at her, she tucked a piece of hair behind her ear and her hand went to her silver daisy pendant, gently twirling the silver chain in her fingers before she let go, pressing her hand over the pendant in the curve just above her breasts and that was it, he was done.
He wanted her, now.
Necking the short that Greg had passed him he patted his friend on his shoulder and told him he would be back shortly before striding over the room towards the two women. As he made his way over, dodging round a few people, he saw Fliss reached out and snatch Bonnie’s beer, taking a mouthful, letting out a groan of satisfaction. Bonnie’s eyes flew to him as he approached and he put a finger over his lips, telling her to be quiet.
“Pretty sure you ain’t supposed to have that…” Bonnie chastised, her eyes flicking back to Fliss as she took the bottle back.
“One mouthful won’t hurt.” Fliss replied, her shoulders rising in a shrug. “I always take a swig of Frank’s before I hand it to him…just don’t tell him.”
“Too late.” he leaned down and said in her ear, causing her to shriek slightly and jump as his hands settled on her hips, beard tickling her cheek and neck.
“Fuck! Fran, what you trying to do, send me into early labour?” she tilted her head to look over her shoulder at him before she glared at Bonnie “You could have warned me.”
Bonnie shrugged and grinned as she walked off. Fliss wrinkled her nose and turned in Frank’s arms, looking up at him sheepishly
“That was naughty.” he teased and she grinned a little.
“It was one mouthful…”
“I’m only teasing.” he smiled, dropping his mouth to hers in a sweet kiss and she sighed. He tasted of scotch and the cheesecake that they’d had for desert. “I told you before, one glass or one bottle won’t hurt if you want one.” “No, I don’t.” she shrugged “Just wanted a little taste that’s all.”
“Yeah well, now I want a taste of something.” “What are you talking about?”
“I want you.” he said, his mouth by her ear and he felt her still slightly, her breath hitching and he grinned, planting a soft kiss to the crook of her shoulder. He knew the effect those words had on her, being wanted as opposed to needed, it was a subtle difference, but one he knew meant something to her, and him for that matter.
“What, now?” she looked at him as he pulled away, glancing around the room before he looked back down at her.
“Right now.” he nodded.
“You’re serious.”
“Deadly.” he looked at her, “What’s the Ladies bathroom like?”
“You wanna do me in the ladies?” she deadpanned as he tugged her hand and pulled her away from the crowded foyer towards the bathroom.
“Yup.” he said, checking around once more to see if anyone was watching, before he opened the door and nudged her back gently with his hand so she entered the room in front of him.
“Wow, romantic, Frank.” Fliss said sarcastically as she arched an eyebrow, turning to face him.
“I’m being spontaneous….” he said, backing into the cubicle and pulling her with him, reaching round to lock the stall door.
“There’s nothing spontaneous about you wanting to jump my bones” she looked up at him as her purse clattered to the floor, “You’re constantly after a bit at the moment.”
“Can you blame me Sweetheart?” he whined, looking down at her, his eye-line trained on her cleavage “You turn up…looking like that…been killing me sat next to you all afternoon. Frankie has needs.”
“My face is up here jackass!”
“I know.” he said, his gaze not moving “I was talking to Ben and Jerry.”
“Ben and Jerry.” Fliss scoffed “You named my boobs?”
“Only since they got bigger.” he grinned as his eyes moved back to hers
“Why Ben and Jerry?” she asked as his hands gripped at her hips.
“Because they’re delicious and soft like ice cream.”
Fliss snorted and he grinned at her, his eyes glazed slightly.
“You’re drunk” she stated.
“Nah ah, it’s hormones.” he said seriously.
“No.” Fliss laughed “I’m pretty sure you’re drunk. I saw you, Simon and Greg before, all necking from the hipflasks you each have in your pocket whilst they were taking the photos.” “Yeah, but.” Frank shook his head “I aint that drunk. Scouts honour.” “Like you were ever in the scouts.” she laughed, her hand brushing through his hair.
“Actually I was, you can ask the mothership.” he assured her “They kicked me out after 5 months thought. I made rude words out of a load of string that we were supposed to be using to mark out a flower bed at the old people’s home.”
Fliss let out a groan “Bean is gonna be a monster.”
“No they won’t” he shook his head “Gonna be sweet…” he placed a kiss to her lips. “…and gentle, just like their mamma bear.”
His hand moved to cup her cheek, fingers grazing her neck as he pressed his mouth to hers. The kiss quickly became heated and Frank pressed up against her, the door to the cubicle rattling slightly, neither of them paying it much attention. His other hand grabbed a fist full of her dress, and he was just hoisting the tulle layers up when the noise of voices hit their ear as the door to the bathroom opened. They both stopped dead, and Fliss bit her lip to stop herself from laughing as Frank grinned down at her, his finger flying to his lips as his shoulders shook with his silent sniggers. A few doors down the cubicle door opened and they waited for whoever it was to finish. Eventually the toilet flushed and the door unlocked, before the tap began to run.
“I’d hurry up you guys…” Bonnie spoke, amusement in her tone as Frank and Fliss looked at each other, “You’ve been gone 10 minutes already.” At that Fliss burst out giggling as Frank snorted and his face dropped to Fliss shoulder where he pressed a kiss to her skin, his lips sliding up to her neck, gently nipping beneath her ear, his hands fondling her breasts over her dress. She gave a low groan and he smirked against her skin.
“Still don’t wanna?” he teased and she shook her head.
“Fine, just…get on with it then you twat.” she mumbled into his ear and he looked at her, grinning.
“I love it when you swear in British baby.”
“I can talk dirty in British too…” she quipped.
Frank gave a groan, slanting his mouth on hers as he pulled her with him, her fingers undoing his belt and trousers, pushing them down with his boxers over his hips, before he sat down on the closed toilet, taking himself in his hand and pumping himself a few times until he was rock hard as she leaned down, kissing him.
“Turn round…” he said against her mouth and she did as she was told. His hands bunched her skirt up to her hips and she reached down to move it of the way as he grabbed her hips and pulled her down, shifting her underwear to one side. In a fluid moment she sank down onto him, both of them letting out soft moans as Frank’s arm circled her waist protectively around her bump as she tipped her head back against his shoulders, his hips moving upwards.
She ground down on him, rotating her hips and he let her set the pace, more than happy to simply sit there, holding her, trailing sloppy kisses over the exposed skin on her back. The hand that wasn’t round her waist moved up to the front of her dress, slipping inside the low plunge neck line to her bra-les breast, rolling her nipple softly causing her to shudder and push down on him further.
“Fuck, Lissy…” he groaned, his forehead pressing on her shoulder “Feel so good baby girl..”
Her response was a low pant of his name as her hips moved faster, snapping back and forth as she pushed down even further, seeking out the friction she desperately needed. Her head tilted and he caught her mouth in a sloppy kiss, swallowing another moan as she pushed down further, his hands pulling her onto his lap as he fucked up into her over and over.
It was dirty, quick and in his many times with women he wasn’t quite sure he’d fucked anyone in a bathroom before, certainly an alley way or two, a dark corner of parking lot too, but it didn’t matter either way as he was damned sure it wouldn’t have been as good as this, the woman who was carrying his baby, the woman he loved with all his heart bouncing on his lap as they both raced to their ends. As Fliss tightened down, her head rolling back, she parted her lips and let out a low keen as Frank’s hand gently moved upwards, his fingers caressing the font of her throat as he held her against him, turning her head towards his so he could catch her mouth in a filthy kiss as he pushed up for a final time and came with a grunt. They both sat still for a while before he gave a little hum as Fliss chuckled as his hands wrapped around her, resting on her bump.
“You’re a bad man.” she mumbled and he grinned, giving her a quick kiss.
“Yeah but I’m your bad man.”
With a snort Fliss stood up and Frank rearranged himself, standing up and pulling up his pants. With another soft kiss Fliss told him to go out ahead of her whilst he sorted herself out so as not to attract too much attention to where they had been, even though she was pretty sure Bonnie had already told their friends.
Telling her he would meet her at the bar, with a final peck to her lips Frank headed out of the cubicle. He quickly checked his appearance in the mirror and once he’d straightened his suit and smoothed his hair down slightly he pulled the door open to be met with a round of applause as Simon and Greg stood by the pillar outside the bathroom, both grinning as they clapped.
Frank grinned as simply took a bow before the three of them laughed and Greg slapped him on the back as the three of them headed to the bar.
***** “Welcome to the dance floor….” The DJ’s voice rang out over the room “The new Mr and Mrs Neill…”
Jake swept Lisa out onto the floor and Fliss smiled, watching a the woman’s dress billowed out behind her and he took her into a hold as the opening bars to Signed, Sealed Delivered by Stevie Wonder rang out. Jake began to twirl Lisa around, the pair of them laughing a various people took photos, recording. Frank dropped a kiss to the side of Fliss’ temple and she smiled as his fingers curled around her hip.
“They look so happy.” Fliss smiled.
“Yeah.” Frank nodded “Good job really, seeing as they just got married.”
Fliss smiled and then there were some giggles as Jake and Lisa’s young girls ran onto the dancefloor to join their parents, which gave the couple the signal to wave everyone else in to join them.
“Shall we?” Frank asked, turning to face Fliss and she grinned.
“Lead the way Sailor.”
They stepped out onto the dancefloor where Frank gently took her left hand in his right, his other hand curling round her back, fingers splaying at the bottom of her spint.
“Can’t pull you quite as close as I’d like.” he quipped glancing down and Fliss shook her head as she looked at him, a soft smile spread across his face “You’re beautiful.” “You’re not so bad yourself, handsome.” she smiled as he twirled her around the floor, his movements upbeat in time with the song. He was actually a pretty good dancer, which Fliss knew already from the various times they’d been out, but it never failed to make her smile the way he could move so gracefully for such a tall, broad shouldered man. When she had passed comment on it once he had grinned and informed he that it was ‘all in the hips’, hips that were now easily snaking side to side as he moved in time with the music, stepping back from her a little, his hands taking hers. Fliss laughed, simply dancing along with him and eventually the music changed into another upbeat song. The pair of them stayed were they were, dancing with their friends and enjoying themselves until after about 20 minutes or so Fliss declared she was out, and needed the bathroom again before she was going to sit down.
“To pee this time, right?” Bonnie called after her. Fliss didn’t even look back, simply raised her finger up over her shoulder as she left the dancefloor.
Once she had washed her hands she touched up her make-up, glancing at her cheeks which were quite flushed from the heat and the dancing, before she headed out. Frank was waiting for her by the door.
“People will talk, you hanging around outside the Ladies.” she grinned.
“Only one lady for me.” he winked back and she shook her head.
“Smooth.” “I try.” he grinned, kissing her cheek “Wanna get a drink?”
“Yeah.” she smiled, slipping her hand in his as he led her over to the bar.
Frank ordered himself a beer, deciding he needed to take a break from the hard-stuff and Fliss a water. As she took it from him with a thanks she glanced around watching everyone dancing and milling around, cocking her head to one side, a thoughtful look on her face.
“Penny for em.” Frank said and she turned to look at him smiling.
“Nothing of interest really.” she mused “Just thinking about all this. It’s been a nice day and a lovely ceremony and clearly what Lisa and Jake wanted but…” “Not what you want.” Frank smiled “Yeah, I know.” “But what about you?” she asked, looking at him. “I know we joke about how I’ve been there and done it but…” “Liss.” he cut her off, his hand curling round her hip. “Do you really think that all this showy shit is my style?”
“No, not really.”
“Exactly.” he smiled at her “I told you, I’d be happy to run away, me, you and Mary and do it with just the 3 of us there. But I’d probably get lynched by your mom and dad so…” He pulled her into his side closer, dropping a kiss to his head “It can be whatever we want it to be.”
We.
That word hit her hard, because her last wedding had been all about how her stupid bastard of a husband wanted to show the world how rich and special he was. There wasn’t a thing about that day she had chosen for herself, including her dress and her bridesmaids. She looked up at Frank, her eyes clouding slightly and he chuckled, shaking his head at her sudden emotion.
“Come on, let’s go sit down.” he smirked, nodding to a table at the side of the room where Simon was just taking a seat. Fliss nodded and allowed him to lead her over.
As is usually the case with weddings, people flit around all over the place. Fliss found herself dancing again with Bonnie, then talking to a few of Jake’s old school friends, then to some of Lisa’s friends, one of whom had her own horse so they got caught up in a lengthy chat about show-jumping and before long she realised she’d been away from Frank for well over an hour without realising. She finished up the conversation and headed back to where he was sat at a table, animatedly discussing something with a white haired gentleman, Bonnie watching him with a slightly amused expression.
"The guy is a fahking melt..." Fliss heard Frank groan as he leaned back in his chair, shaking his head.
"Who is he talking about?" Fliss asked as she sat down next to Bonnie.
"Trump" Bonnie replied, grinning.
"Oh this should be fun..." Fliss smirked, and Bonnie nodded.
"The guy he is talking to is apparently a big fan..." she turned to face Fliss, "But he's yet to give any kind of pro- Trump argument which Frank deems worthy of consideration. Oh, and Frank is getting more Boston with every sentence.”
“Yeah he does that.” Fliss she said, fondly turning her attention to Frank who shook his head and wrinkled his nose.
"You're being disrespectful." The man who Frank was talking to shook his head "He's our president."
Frank scoffed "Disrespectful? Not really, I just find it beyond comprehension that this country elected such a damaged, sociopathic narcissist."
"Say what you mean Frank." Bonnie nodded sagely and Fliss bit her lip to stop herself from laughing. Frank was in full flow, however, and fuelled by the amount of alcohol in his system he wasn't about to stop any time soon.
"John Oliver hit the nail on the head." he continued, necking the last of his beer. "Trump could be drowning in the damned ocean and he'd there, waving the lifeboats away screaming 'get out of here, I'm very buoyant, I'm the most buoyant. Everybody talks about my buoyancy... I'm a tremendous floater' ...fahkin jack-ass."
"Who got Frankie boy talking about Trump?" Simon asked, placing the tray of drinks down and handing them out. Fliss took her Sprite with a thanks as he slid a short tumbler of scotch over the white table cloth to Frank, before flopping down on the other side of Bonnie, dropping a kiss to her cheek. Bonnie nodded to the gentleman who was now saying something back, to which Frank let out a lout guffaw of laughter as Greg settled into a seat a few down from Fliss.
Simon grinned "Come on Jack!" he spoke and the man turned to face him "It's a wedding, no politics."
"I only stated I happened to agree with his policy of putting American's first..." the man held his hands up.
"And I only pointed out that his misguided beliefs that migrants are to blame for all of America's ills are exactly that, misguided." Frank shrugged, shooting a wink at Fliss as he reached for the glass of amber liquid in front of him. "People should look closer to home...at the people who run the damnedcountry, not everyone in it merely tryin'a make a living..."
"His policies made sense when I read them..." the man called Jack shrugged. “Well thought out, articulate…” At that Frank leaned back, shaking his head, an unbelieving smile on his face as he gave a groan “Articulate…come on…”
"You kniow..." Bonnie leaned forward "A random monkey hitting keys for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare" she swallowed the rest of her drink. "All Trump really needs to be considered one of the greatest Presidents of all times is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type."
At that Frank snorted into his glass and reached over the table, holding his hand up. Grinning Bonnie hi-fived him and Simon, Greg and Fliss exchanged a glance, before Fliss leaned forward.
"You know how they measure horses in hands." she said and Frank turned his attention to his girl, his eyes shining "well he must have the biggest horses on the planet." she said, making a claw like gesture with her right hand and Frank let out another loud bellow of laughter, his hand flying to his stomach.
"And why are his eye sockets always white?" Greg asked, looking into his glass like it held the answer before he glanced round at them all. "Like, you think someone would tell him to use the sunbed without the goggles every once in a while..."
At that Jack shook his head and stood up, walking away.
"Something we said?" Bonnie asked, innocently as Simon leaned back in his chair and spoke, his talent for impressions ringing out across the table as he imitated the President's voice perfectly "I'm going to build a wall, and it will be the greatest wall ever known to man, even better than China's...my time as President will go down in history as being part of America's dumbass years, the most dumbass years ever..."
As the 5 of them laughed, Jake plopped down at the table, pointing at Simon, then Frank then Greg.
"No politics at my wedding, bitches."
"We're not talking politics..." Frank hiccupped slightly "We were just roasting the cheeto skinned, toupee wearing prick."
"His dad should have definitely wiped him on a curtain." Greg nodded, causing everyone at the table to laugh once more.
"All that sperm and he got there the quickest." Simon sighed "Makes me wanna cry."
"You know what is gonna make you cry?" Jake looked at him "My foot up your ass. Come on guys, this is my fucking wedding. Let’s go do shots and rip up the dancefloor!"
"Oooh...shots..." Bonnie nodded, standing up.
"What happened to taking it easy in solidarity?" Fliss narrowed her eyes at her, patting her bump.
"I'm weak." Bonnie shrugged as Simon tugged her to the bar, Greg rising to follow them.
"Frank?" Jake asked
"I'll pass." he smiled
"I could get em to make you an apple juice shooter?" Jake offered as he patted Fliss' shoulder. She flipped him the bird as he walked off, chuckling to himself.
Frank pause for a moment, taking in his girl's slightly flushed cheeks before he stood up, grabbing his glass which contained what was left of his short, and rounded the table to sit next to her.
"C'mere..." he said, patting his knee. She stood up and settled on his lap, his arm curling round her waist, fingers brushing the side of her bump "You ok?"
"Yeah." she smiled "Which is more than you're gonna be in the morning."
"I'll live" he smirked, necking the rest of his liquor. "No one has ever died from a hangover Sweetheart."
"There's time." she smiled and he grinned up at her, placing his glass on the table.
"How's Bean?"
"Cooking." she grinned
"And Momma bear?"
"You asked me that a few seconds ago."
"And I'm asking again."
"In that case I'm still fine." she grinned leaning down to give him a peck. Frank smiled at her as she leaned back, his hand brushing her hip as he looked around the room.
"I wanna get married." he said, looking back to Fliss.
"We are."
"No, I mean like actually do it." he smiled "I wanna set a date."
"Don't you think we have enough to organise?" Fliss chuckled "Finding a house seeing as you're so adamant you want to move before Bean arrives..."
"They need a nursery." he pouted and Fliss smiled, running her hands through his hair.
"So you tell me." she replied "And then there's actually a small matter of me giving birth..."
"Piece of cake..."
"Oh really?" she looked at him "How about you squeeze a bowling bowl out of your vagina and then tell me it's easy..."
Frank laughed and grinned up at her "You'll be amazing...you always are." he placed a kiss to her bare shoulder. "But seriously...don't you wanna marry me?" he pouted.
"No, I just took this ring because it was shiny." Fliss rolled her eyes at him "Of course I do."
"Well...couldn't we just like pick a month...so...I have some kind of marker in the sand?"
Fliss looked at him as he turned his puppy dog eyes on her and she shook her head, giving a soft huff
"You're such a soft bastard when you're drunk."
He shrugged "I can't help it. You make me feel things."
"And I don't when you're sober?" she teased.
"Shut up." he looked at her and she grinned, running her hand through the whiskers on his face. His beard was now actually pretty impressive as he'd let it grow out properly, it was way beyond the untidy, short stubble it had been when she'd first met him. But then again he was also quite far removed from that fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, lost and damaged man he had been. He'd grown, a lot. And so had she. He knew it, she knew it...and the fact they had done it together made it all the more meaningful and special.
"September." Fliss smiled "Next year. Bean will be 1 by then and things will have settled. Think you can wait that long?"
Frank beamed at her "Yeah? You mean it?"
She nodded.
"Then September 2020 it is." his lips stayed curled up at the side as she dipped her head again and pressed her mouth to his. She pulled back, and found herself mimicking the infectious smile on his face. "I can't wait to make you Mrs Adler." he whispered.
"Who says I'm changing my name?" She teased and he frowned a moment before he shrugged.
"I just assumed..."he began to back track "I mean if you don't want..."
"Frankie..." Fliss cut him off, her hands cupping his face "I'm joking. I can't wait to have the same surname as you, Mary and our little one."
"God I fahkin love you..." he spluttered and she laughed, leaning back a little bit. At that point the opening bars to Hungry Like The Wolf hit their ears and Fliss heard Bonnie shriek her name.
"Miami BITCHES, HOLLERRRR!" Simon yelled as he leaned on the back of Frank's chair.
"Shall we?" Fliss asked, standing up. Frank grinned, took her hand and allowed her to pull him onto the dancefloor. As she began to dance and laugh with Bonnie his hand fell to her hips, pulling her back against him, just like he had done all those months ago in Miami, before everything had taken such a huge change in direction. A dramatic change, but a change he was loving day by day. As he felt her push back slightly against his groin he gave a low groan and bent over.
“Stop it or I’ll be dragging you off to the bathroom again.”
She tilted her head, looked at him all doe eyed and innocent and he shook his head, arching and eyebrow.
“Ok, ok, I’m sorry.” she spluttered and he rolled his eyes before she turned round to carry on dancing, this time behaving herself.
As it was getting later into the evening, after a few more 80s hits the music took a turn and dimmed into something softer, and Fliss cocked her head to the side as Frank reached out to her, pulling her to him.
“What is this?” she asked.
“It’s called God Gave Me You.” Frank said, his fingers curing around hers “By Blake Shelton. He’s a Country singer.”
“Ohh, the dude that’s with Gwen Stefani.” Fliss nodded.
“Yeah, I heard it for the first time in ages in the truck the other day.” Frank said “When we went to Tampa.”
“I thought it sounded familiar.”
He smiled, refraining from telling her he’d been playing it on a damned loop for days since because every time he heard it, it simply reminded him of her.
As he steered her around, he became lost in the lyrics, not really paying attention to anything but realising how much they stuck home, how they were true to what he felt about Fliss. How he had been a mess until she’d appeared and given him everything he didn’t even realise he needed and more. How she had fit so perfectly into his and Mary’s life. How she was now carrying his child. How he would always love her…
He felt her squeeze his hand and he looked down and she was grinning at him.
“You’re singing.”
“Am I?” he asked, giving a soft chuckle “Sorry, I didn’t realise…”
“Don’t worry about it, no one else heard. Besides you have a good voice, not like mine.”
“Well, I wasn’t gonna say anything but the other day when you were singing in the shower Mary thought Fred was stuck somewhere and crying to get out.” Fliss laughed and shook her head “Yeah it isn’t one of my talents. I’ll leave it to you.”
He smiled and gave her a soft kiss.
“You singing it to me or Bean?” Fliss asked, smiling at him as he twirled them round slightly.
“Without you there would be no Bean.” He shrugged simply and at his words he saw her eyes misting over.
“Frankie…” she muttered and he chuckled slightly, his hands cupping her face.
“Baby, what’s…”
“That’s so sweet and…” she spluttered shaking her head “Fucking hormones”
He laughed and pulled her closer, still swaying to the music and she let out a sight. Frank felt her sagging a little in his arms and then it struck him. It was almost midnight. She had been up since 8, they’d been out at this wedding one way or another for almost 12 hours now and she was 5 months pregnant.
“You tired honey?” he asked and she shook her head where it was pressed against his chest. “Liar.” he kissed her head softly.
“Ok maybe a little.” she looked up at him
“Wanna go?”
“It’s still early.” she looked at him. “I don’t mind if you want to stay, I can go and-“
“Absolutely not.” he shook his head “It’s half 11 now and I’ve drunk more than enough…Jake and Lisa won’t mind.”
“You sure?”
“Course. I’ll go get call us a cab.”
When he came back Fliss was at the table gathering her purse and his jacket. They made their rounds, said good bye to their friends and Frank led his girl out into the starry sky hand in hand.
*****
All things considered, on the Sunday morning Frank woke fairly clear headed, which Fliss pointed out shouldn’t have happened with how much he had drunk. They had a lazy morning before they headed home to pick Mary up, who was full of beans about how Steve had taken her out playing mini-golf the previous afternoon. They stayed for dinner at Bill and Verity’s before they made their way home along with the 4-legged fur babies and it wasn’t long before all 3 of them crashed out, the exertion of the weekend catching up on them all.
Monday and Tuesday seemed to drag by for Frank, and there was a reason. On Wednesday they finally got to find out what Bean was. Their scan was in the afternoon and Mary once again wanted to come, especially as she knew she would find out whether it was gonna be a girl or a boy that joined their little family in roughly 19 weeks or so time. Once more she was ignored and packed off to school with a frown on her face.
Frank was like a coiled spring all morning. The guys at work teased him relentlessly about how he was bounding around the place like Tigger on cocaine but he didn’t care. He was beyond excited to find out whether they were going to have a son or daughter. At exactly 12 he finished work and headed home. Fliss was already waiting for him having changed and showered and chatting excitedly they hopped in his truck and headed to the hospital. They were early so went to grab a drink at the coffee shop- Fliss having been told to drink plenty of water as it would help with the scan, and then when they had 15 minutes to their appointment they headed up.
“Miss Gallagher, Mr Adler.” Dr Kent smiled at them as they walked in “Nice to see you again.”
They both greeted her and Fliss settled on the bed, getting herself comfortable as Frank slid into the chair by her side. After answering the questions the Doctor asked her about how she was feeling, whether she was worried about anything, all the time Frank trying to pay attention but his mind was on one thing and one thing only. Seeing his baby again.
And when that time finally came, his heart skipped a beat. On the 3D scan there was so much more detail to take in this time. He could make out the little nose, the ears, eyelashes…fucking eyelashes. A tiny hand curled by its face which twitched as their baby move slightly.
“It says here that you want to know what it is…” Doctor said, looking at them both “Is that still the case.”
“Yeah…” Frank said, at the same time Fliss spluttered.
“No, I mean yes… “
Frank frowned “Liss? I thought…” “Could you write it down for us?” Fliss cut him off, smiling at the doctor.
“Ahh you doing a gender reveal?” The woman nodded, and Frank’s frown grew deeper. They hadn’t discussed that.” Not a problem…”
The doctor looked at the screen and Frank glanced at Fliss questioningly but she softly shook her head at him and squeezed his hand, telling him silently to trust her. The Doctor smiled, and headed off to write the results down and a soon as she had left the room, Frank turned to Fliss
“What are you doing?”
“I just had a thought…” Fliss took a deep breath “that if we do it this way, you know get it written down to open later, then Mary can be there with us when we find out.”
And once again, just like that, her fucking thoughtfulness knocked him sideways. He blinked and shook his head, smiling as he brought his eyes back up to meet hers “You’re fucking amazing you know that?” Of course the only thing wrong with her plan was that they now had to wait another 3 hours for Mary to come home.
Frank collected her from the bus stop and as usual was greeted by the grumblings that she was perfectly capable of walking home across the little park on her own, to which he shot back his usual I don’t care response. She walked into the apartment with her usual swagger, tossing her bag over the back of the sofa before she wandered into the kitchen where Fliss was stood chopping up salad for dinner
“So.” she said, dramatically “You gonna tell me then or what?”
Frank looked at Fliss who smiled before he spoke “Actually, you’re gonna tell us.”
“What?” she looked at him
“You’re gonna tell us what it is.” he repeated.
“Like how?” she rolled her eyes “I wasn’t even there.”
“We got the Doctor to write it down.” Fliss explained, “And seal it in an envelope.” Mary’s eyes widened “You mean…you guys don’t know?” Frank shook his head “Fliss thought it would be nice for all 3 of us to find out together.”
She looked at him, then to Fliss, her blue eyes filling with tears a she ran to Frank, her arms circling his waist.
“Hey…” he chuckled, crouching down and looking her in the face, his hand brushing her hair back slightly as she sniffed and gave a watery laugh “We good?”
She nodded and smiled “Where is it? The envelope I mean.”
“On the coffee table.” he said, kissing her forehead.
“Can we do it now?”
“I hope so.” Frank said, looking up at Fliss “Been waiting all damned afternoon.”
“Oh hush.” Fliss replied as he stood up, Mary in his arms.
“You know you’re getting kinda big now Stack.” he grunted a little as he shifted her onto his hip.
“You’re still bigger.” she said as he dropped her down onto the floor in the living room. She looked at the envelope and when Fliss nodded at her she picked it up.
“You know…” she mused, looking at Frank “If I open this that technically means that I was the first person to know. Well, other than the doctor…but they don’t count.” Frank looked at Fliss as his arm slid round her waist. “Yeah..” he turned back to Mary “Pretty cool, huh?” She grinned at him and took a deep breath “Ok…here goes….”
Frank felt his heart suddenly become quicker in his chest as he watched Mary pull open the envelope and look at the small slip of paper inside. She read the words, looked at them both, her eyes shining.
“Wow…” she breathed out.
“You’re killing us Stack!” Frank spluttered “What the hell is it?”
“It’s a boy!”
There was a pause and Frank blinked. “What?” he breathed out and looked at Mary “Are you sure?”
“I can read, Frank?” she narrowed her eyes at him, handing him the piece of paper. With a shaking hand he took ait and looked down at the words the doctor had written on them. As he read them, “Congratulations, it’s a Boy!” they suddenly registered in his brain and he looked at Fliss who had tears in her eyes. His own eyes misted over and a huge grin spread across his face.
“Lissy, it’s a boy!”
She gave a laugh as his arms wrapped around her and he kissed the side of her head.
“Happy Sailor?” she asked.
“I can’t…wow!” he chuckled, sniffing slightly, unable to form any other words. He moved one of his arms and signalled for Mary to join them and she rushed forwards, her arms wrapping around his waist as he dropped his hand to her back, gently rubbing between her shoulder blades.
A boy. A little boy.
Although he truly would have been happy either way, as long as their baby was healthy, he’d secretly always hoped the colour would be blue. They had Mary already, and from a selfish point of view had wanted a boy to even the numbers out. Not to mention the fact he was already envisaging matching baseball caps, sneakers, sailing days, basketball, football…
He looked at Fliss who gave him a smile and his face split into an even wider grin and he leaned over to give her a kiss before his hand dropped to the side of her bump, gently skating the place where his son was growing.
***** Frank wanted to shout their news from the roof tops. But Fliss forbid him from telling anyone until they told the family first. As Evelyn would be here for the weekend they decided to have a BBQ on the Saturday evening, and share their news then. And Mary and Fliss came up with the perfect way to do it.
Evelyn arrived in town on the Friday afternoon and due to her new found ‘friendship’ (if you could call it that) with Fliss’ parents since that fateful thanksgiving in Boston, she was staying with them. Her first comment upon seeing them all was how much Fliss had bloomed since her last visit a few months ago. Fliss had grinned and commented that she felt like a hippo to which Evelyn had snorted and told her to stop being ridiculous. The 4 of them went for dinner that evening to the Italian in town that Mary liked and on the Saturday Bill dropped her at the stables to see Mary ride. Mary had now moved on from the cross poles to a foot high straight upright jump, and she was easily taking it all in her stride. Frank had long since given up trying to talk her out of it. She enjoyed it, and it was hard to deny she was pretty good at it too. Saturday afternoon they all went back to the apartment where Evelyn, Fliss and Mary whipped up some cupcake batter…something which floored Frank. He couldn’t remember his mother baking, ever. Once the cakes were cooked however, Evelyn was unceremoniously barred from the kitchen whilst Fliss and Mary put the final touches to their Gender Reveal plans. At one point Mary burst out of the kitchen telling Evelyn to look away, and as Frank looked up from where he and his mother had been glancing at a few realtor pages and properties in the local area, he could instantly see why. She had blue food colouring all over her face and hands.
Later that night Verity, Steve, Bill and Roberta joined them and after a few drinks Mary handed out the cupcakes.
“Now, you have to eat them at the same time.” she instructed “Because the colour in the middle will tell you if the baby is gonna be a boy or a girl.”
“Did you make these?” Steve looked at Fliss. She nodded.
“And no, there’s nothing special in them…” she told him and he smirked “Other than the buttercream.”
As everyone eagerly began to dig into their cakes, desperate to find out, Mary skipped over to where Frank and Fliss were stood at the side of the kitchen steps, standing in front Frank as his arm dropped looping around her chest, pulling her back towards him a little. “A boy?” Verity shrieked, the first to find her splodge of blue cream in the middle of her cake as she looked over at them all.
“Yeah!” Fliss smiled, Frank’s other arm tossed casually round her shoulder.
“God help ya’ll, a mini Frank!” Roberta quipped and he shot her a glare before the rest of the crowd of people erupted into cheers and laughter. There were a lot of hugs shared and then Mary stepped over to Bill and Steve, holding her hand out.
“Pay up, losers.”
“Yeah…Dad can you sub me?” Steve asked, “I left my wallet at home” “Course you did.” Bill grumbled as he reached into his pocket. Retrieving a twenty from his wallet he handed it to Mary.
“Erm…what are you doing?” Frank asked, having watched the exchanged.
“Last week when you were at the wedding we were talking about it and I bet them it was a boy.” Mary shrugged “I had a hunch” “And now she has twenty bucks.” Bill grumbled as Fliss gave a loud laugh.
“No she doesn’t.” Frank put his hands on his hips “Give it back.”
“No way.” she pouted “I earned that.” “You’re 9.” Frank shot back “You know it’s illegal for 9 year olds to gamble, Mary.”
“What you gonna do Frank?” Fliss asked as Mary folded the money and sticking it in her pocket “Call the feds?”
Bill and Steve both sniggered as Frank looked at Fliss before he shook his head and turned back to Mary.
“How exactly were you gonna pay if you lost?” he folded his arms. “I was planning on winning it back by betting on the name.” she shrugged.
“Double or quits.” Steve nodded in agreement.
“Stop encouraging her.” Frank pointed at him.
“Relax…” Frank heard Evelyn chuckle a little and he turned to face her, where she was sat at the outside table with Verity and Roberta “You’re in dad mode already.” “I’ve been in dad mode for the last 8 and a half years.” he shot back before he felt his eyes widen slightly.
“I know…” his mother gave him a soft smile. “Believe me.”
Fliss hand tightened around his for a second and he looked down at her, giving her a quick peck.
“I’m gonna get another beer.” he said, suddenly needing the head space. “You want anything?” “No.” Fliss smiled at him as he walked off.
Truth was he’d shocked himself a little. That was the first time he’d ever referred to his role with Mary as being a dad out loud to anyone but her or Fliss. Truth be told, he was a little worried about how she was going to react once Bean was born and how they were going to try to keep her feeling as included as they could, especially when he started talking and referring to him and Fliss as Mom and Dad, when Mary didn’t. He ran a hand over his face, opening the fridge. It was an unorthodox situation, but…well, he knew full well there were worse circumstances Mary could be in.
“She wouldn’t mind you know.” a voice jerked him from his thoughts and Frank spun to face his mother
“Who?” he frowned. “Diane.” she reached past him for the bottle of wine in the fridge “Fliss told me that’s why you get so pissy about people referring to you as Mary’s father.” “I’m not pissy about it, I’m just not her father.”
“You are in every other way bar legally being labelled as so, Frank.” Evelyn poured herself a drink “And moreover, Diane’s memory isn’t going to suddenly fade away if you were.”
“What are you-“
She levelled him with a look and simply handed him the bottle back before she picked up her glass and headed off leaving him pondering her words. With a shake of his head, deciding that was a discussion for another day, he grabbed another bottle of beer and headed back outside.
“Hey Frank!” Roberta’s shout stopped him in his tracks as stood at the top of the steps and looked over at her. “You gonna cook anything on this BBQ or what? Been waiting so damned long my clothes are goin outta fashion.” “That’s assuming they were in fashion in the first place!” Mary grinned, skipping past Frank as he walked onto the lawn, tossing a ball for Fred as he scooted off after it, Thor following.
At that Steve snorted. Roberta looked at him
“Oh hark on the British boy in board shorts.”
Steve’s response was a cheeky wink “I have been reliably informed you like men in board shorts Roberta. Do I not meet your standards?” he gave a little twirl, his arms held out to his side, a grin on his face. “I’ve seen worse.” she mused, causing Steve and Bill to tip their heads back in almost identical roars of laugher. “You ever fancy yourself a sugar momma you know where to come lookin’ honey.”
“You know, if we’re discussing questionable clothing choices…” Fliss looked up, her eyes locking onto Frank’s before she glanced at Mary “I have something to say about someone’s shirts.”
Mary let out a lout hoot of laughter as did Roberta and Frank looked at Fliss as she grinned.
With a shake of his head and a soft snort of laughter as he looked around at his family, he headed to the BBQ.
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Thirty minute Thursday
A couple of people have said they might be interested in joining me for this, which excites me no end! The only rules are: write for no more than thirty minutes, do one minimal edit, post on a Thursday! I’d love anyone to join me - any ship, any length!
Use the tag #thirtyminutethursday so we can find each other!
From a prompt: Greg has insomnia. In a fit of sleep deprivation and poor judgement, he texts Mycroft in the wee hours of the morning. To his surprise, Mycroft texts back.
Response
As the day drew to a close, Greg knew he should be winding down. Darkness closing in, lights dim in the corner of a room, those deliciously heavy eyes that meant you were almost done for the day. Most people looked forward to those hours between work and bed. Greg hated them.
To him, it was like having a clock ticking over his head. A small voice was almost audible in his ear, reminding him how many hours sleep he’d had the previous night, how many he should have tonight to catch up, exactly how many hours it was from now until bedtime, assuming nobody woke him early. The tension in his chest wound tighter and tighter and no matter what he tried, midnight ticked past without pause, and only when his exhausted brain finally gave up would he drop into a few hours unsettled sleep.
Desperately, Greg hoped tonight would be different. His eyes were sandy as they always were, and the lethargy in his bones had been pulling him down all week. Greg didn’t need anyone pointing out how tired he looked, though several people did. He didn’t want to admit how hard he was finding it to fall asleep. It felt like a weakness.
He was almost dozing at his desk when Sally came in and gave him a list.
“Go home,” she said, “via Tesco, and follow this.”
Greg took it, blinking at the neat words before nodding slowly. She was trying to help, but he knew it wouldn’t work. He also knew arguing with her was futile, and if he could manage to keep himself this drowsy all the way home he had a chance of dropping off at a semi-reasonable hour.
When he arrived home with the camomile tea Sally had made him buy and a ready meal with vegetables (also on Sally’s list), Greg was exhausted. He glanced at the list as he pottered, frowning as he returned the beer to the fridge. Surely a beer would help relax him. He wasn’t going to argue with Sally on this, though. What did he have to lose?
When the night hours ticked over into morning, Greg wanted to cry. He’d done everything Sally had said, even running a bath, which was something he would never normally do. And here he was, still lying awake, phone plugged in by the couch, annoyingly sober and desperately awake.
I need to talk to someone.
Hauling himself out of bed, Greg dragged his pillow and duvet to the couch. With any luck he’d crash out here, and technically he was keeping his phone out of the bedroom. The twang of guilt at his manipulation of Sally’s words was fleeting and by the time he was lying down he’d reconciled himself to another stupidly late night.
Flicking the phone’s screen on, Greg hesitated. His brain might not be ready for sleep, but it was still slow, fuzzy at best and he couldn’t think of a single person to call or text. The bright colours of Candy Crush distracted him and he opened it, playing the same level over and over until he ran out of lives. That killed an hour or so, but it didn’t solve his problem.
Who?
He scrolled slowly through his contact list, wondering who would be up. What would he even say, if someone saw his message? ‘Hi, I can’t sleep?’ It sounded like something a small child told their parent in the middle of the night, not the complaint of a grown up, if lonely, police detective.
For some reason, his thumb hesitated over Holmes, M. Without thinking too hard, Greg pressed ‘send message.’
Hey Mycroft.
He sent the message, not sure what kind of response he’d get. It wasn’t a question, or even anything, really. As if Mycroft Holmes would reply to a random message like that.
Good evening. To what do I owe the honour of this message? –M
Greg blinked, not entirely uncertain he wasn’t hallucinating. His thumb moved automatically, typing out his reply.
Hardly an honour. He shrugged, thinking what else he should add. Can’t sleep. Thought you might be awake.
He sent the message, wondering why Mycroft was still up. Was he one of those people who thrived on three hours a night? Or was he working? Jesus, was he even in London?
He didn’t have to wait long to find out.
An affliction I often share. A difficult day? –M
Greg swallowed, somehow quite emotional at the idea of actually telling someone something true about himself. Not about the copper, the boss, the customer or the whatever-he-was-to-Sherlock. About the person who still walked around after all that, taking off and replacing hats depending on who he was talking to.
Difficult week. Month. A long time.
Mycroft’s response was swift.
Is there something I might offer to ease things? –M
Greg shook his head, wondering if his brain was making this all up.
Thanks. I don’t think there is anything. He paused again, hovering wondering how brave his fatigue would make him. It’s a bunch of things, I think.
The little flashy dots came and went, and Greg realised he was quite tense, waiting for the reply.
I have found talking helps. –M
Greg typed and sent in one smooth movement.
Hard to do on your own.
And if you had someone willing to listen? –M
Greg swallowed, wondering if he was reading more meaning into the question than the words strictly carried. Were they really only discussing talking?
I wish I did. He paused. More than listening, if I’m honest.
And what might that look like, if you don’t feel the question is an imposition? –M
Greg closed his eyes. He was past the point of hesitance now, and he was pretty sure his reply was full of mistakes as he typed and sent without looking at the screen.
Someone here to warm the other side of the bed and make me dinner sometimes. Listen to how shit my day was.
Surely your days are not always so? –M
They didn’t used to be.
Greg felt tears well up at the admission, regret rising as he recalled past days that were so far from shit. They seemed a hell of a long way away.
Nothing is certain except change. –M
Greg snorted a laugh despite himself.
You sound like a Hallmark card.
I’m sure I do. I have little experience comforting people. –M
The bubbled danced again for a second before another message came through.
Few people have trusted me enough to admit their troubles. –M
Greg blinked.
I appreciate you listening.
I am currently out of the country, but should you require someone to join you again at this late hour your message would not be unwelcome. –M
Thanks.
Greg still wondered if Mycroft was offering only a compassionate ear, but he couldn’t bring himself to ask. Don’t want to wreck anything. Before he could reply further another message came through.
And if I might be so bold – please decline if I have misinterpreted – I would also be available to fulfil the other services you are missing. –M
Greg wasn’t sure what it was about that message that comforted it him, but he knew something in his chest eased as he studied the words.
That would be perfect. Call me when you get back.
Good night, Greg. –M
Good night.
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Sherlock Imagines (x reader) “Passing out”
hello, I got this request yesterday and I Luv it. we have all passed out and I had my fair share of times. but unfortunately, I have ended up hitting my bottom painfully on the floor. wouldn’t that be nice if one of them could catch you before doing so? well, maybe it can be. Enjoy! send me more requests!
Sherlock
“(Y/N), hurry up. Taxi’s waiting!” Sherlock called from downstairs.
You stood up from your chair, dizzy. Why were you so dizzy? You felt the energy draining fast from your body. Then you suddenly remembered you didn’t eat breakfast or lunch, only a small bottle of water.
“I’m coming!” You shouted. You walked to the stairs and steadied yourself on the wall.
“Can you move any faster? Important case!” Sherlock said.
You reached the bottom steps and suddenly lost all your energy.
“(Y/N)!” Sherlock screamed, quickly moving over to catch you.
You closed your eyes, weakly. Your body was limp in his hands.
“Energy. Gone,” you managed to say.
“Well, I can see that,” he said, picking you up and walking upstairs.
“Thanks for catching me,” you slowly said, resting your head against his chest.
John
You walked down the steps of Scotland Yard alongside John. You two were at Lestrade’s office, discussing a new case with him. It was a drag for you ALL day. This morning, you walked about every street in London for the case and probably walked ten million steps too. On top of all that, you forgot to eat - something you did a lot.
“Now we have to go to 77 Meadow Street,” John said, practically skipping down the steps.
You couldn’t keep up. You were losing your balance. You managed to walk down the steps and you already saw John near the exit door. You tried catching up.
“(Y/N), are you okay?” John said, turning around and noticing your slow pace. He walked towards you.
“John, I dont -,” you said, your head swirling down as you neared the floor, but someone caught you, pulling you up. John sat on the floor, holding you next to him.
“Bloody hell, did you forget to eat again?” He checked your skin color, pulse, and eyes.
“Sorry,” you said.
He shook his head and looked disappointed.
“Don’t do it again,” he said with a firm tone, but finally cracking a smile when he saw you drifting off to sleep.
Lestrade
“(Y/N), would you go downstairs to Anderson and tell him I need the Section 9R copies,” Greg said.
You slowly got up from your seat across his desk and walked out of the door.
“You feel alright?” He asked you.
You turned around and lied to him. “Just a bit tired. I’m fine, really.”
He smiled and got back to typing. It was a long day for both of you. Endless paperwork and scrambling around London. You walked down the steps to the main floor. It was laa te night, probably 12am. There was barely anyone here. You turned the hallway corner and saw Anderson sitting behind the front desk, drifting asleep.
You walked up to him and tapped his shoulder gently.
“Hi, (Y/N), yes, sorry. Late night,” he chuckled.
“Tell me about it. I just need copies 9R for Lestrade.”
He opened up a file cabinet and handed you a stack of papers.
“Thanks, Anderson. Get some sleep,” you told him.
“You better too.”
You trudged along and your walking became slower. You looked around. Absolutely no one. As you walked up the steps, you became dizzier. You needed sleep. Or was it energy? You don’t remember the last time when you slept or ate. Finally reaching the top of the steps, you collapsed.
“(Y/N), wake up!” Someone shook you lightly, calling your name.
You opened your eyes slowly. It was Lestrade.
“Here are your copies,” you said, handing them to him. You tried to stand up, grabbing his shoulders, but you fell down again, this time he caught you.
“Some sleep, yeah? There’s a couch in my office,” he said, as he carried you inside.
Moriarty
You and Jim were relaxing by the pool at night, enjoying the warm summer weather. Except you weren’t enjoying it so much. You were trying hard not to fall asleep. You felt weak.
“(Y/N), would you care for some of these chocolates. There is dark, white, and cherry.”
You groaned. “I’m fine.”
“You haven’t eaten anything today, did you forget again?” He was concerned facing you.
You forgot sometimes, you ate, but not much today. You proceeded to get up and as soon as you did so, felt gravity weighing down on you. You were right at the edge of the pool.
“Jim, I-I really,” you tried to speak, but couldn’t finish.
“(Y/N), are you...alright?” He asked, trying to find out what was wrong with you.
Your eyelids shut and you fell into the pool. Gravity won. You didn’t move. You couldn’t. You were so weak and basically blacking out, but you felt Jim pull you up to the surface, pressing his body against your own. He dragged you out of the pool and lied you down. You choked up some water.
“Thanks, Jim.”
“I wouldn’t let you drown, but tomorrow I am making you all three meals.”
Mrs. Hudson.
“Hello, love, would you like a cuppa?” Mrs. Hudson asked you.
“Yes, please. I am starving. I have not eaten at all!” You walked to the table and sat down happily. Mrs. Hudson worked her way around the kitchen making you tea and a plate of cookies. You rested your head against your hand, sudden pounding headache. That usually happened if you didn’t eat at all.
“Here you are, dear,” she said, placing the tray in front of you. It smelled delicious. You weakly lifted up a hand to pick up the tea, which you barely did. Suddenly, you remembered you had to text someone. Your phone was in your purse. You stood up to get it, but your legs collapsed.
“Oh my!” Mrs. Hudson shrieked. She ran to catch you, but she couldn’t quite. You fell on top of Mrs. Hudson, crushing her as she kept shrieking. She managed to lift you off.
“Dear, are you alright?” She asked, concerningly.
You could barely make out a legible word. “I’m fine, just weak.”
“You must eat, you stay there, now. I’ll get you something.”
You drifted off to a twilight sleep on the floor as she got up.
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Could you please write something about Allen taking reader home to Ireland for the first time to meet his family? Thank you so much ❤️
Cute! I love that story!
It was a relatively short cab ride from the Dublin airport to Allen’s parents’ home in Killiney. A nervous twinge went through you at the thought of meeting them as well as his siblings. But it was hard to have negative feelings when everything around you looked so beautiful. You had never been to Ireland before, and everything was so lush and green. Even this close to the city.
“What do you think, darlin’?” he asked as you gazed out the window.
“It’s beautiful here,” you told him.
He took your hand. “I’m glad you think so.”
You smiled at him. When you pulled up the house, it looked so lovely. It was inviting too. Allen helped you out of the car and went around to help the driver with your bags. You just stood and took everything in some more. Even the air smelled fresher here.
“You ready to go in, love?” he wondered.
You nodded, taking your suitcase and heading to the front door. Your nerves caught up with you as Allen pushed it open and let you inside. Right away, several people were upon you, hugging you and kissing your cheek, saying hello and introducing themselves.
“Alright, everyone hold on!” Allen cried, settling everything down. “Everyone, this is Y/N, my girlfriend. Y/N, this is Mum and Dad. My brother Greg, my sister Ali, and my other brother Simon.”
“It’s wonderful to meet all of you,” you said sweetly. “And to get such a warm welcome!”
“Of course, love,” Mrs. Leech said. “Come on, in you get and we’ll take your bags up later. I’ve got supper on the table.”
You joined them in the dining room as Mr. and Mrs. Leech served a delicious meal. The whole family was curious about you and asked about anything and everything. They wanted to know where you were from, what you did, how you met Allen, and what on Earth you saw in him. That one made you laugh. They were so kind and friendly. You absolutely adored them.
After dinner, you insisted on helping Mrs. Leech clean up. You were bringing some plates in but stopped when you heard your name from Allen.
“She seems like a wonderful woman, Allen,” Mrs. Leech said gently. “Does she know about the ring?”
“Shh!” Allen warned. “She might hear!”
“How are you going to do it?” Ali wondered.
“When we go to Killiney Bay tomorrow,” he said. “All the photos on her pinterest are a seaside proposal, so I guess that’s what she wants.”
“That’ll be beautiful,” Ali cooed. “She’ll love it.”
“D’you want to see the ring?” he offered.
They all agreed, and you heard them gush about it. Your heart was hammering against your chest. Allen was going to propose? Allen was going to propose! A smile spread across your lips and you had to calm yourself down. You needed to appear like you hadn’t heard a thing. So you started to walk slowly into the kitchen.
“These are the last, Mrs. Leech,” you said, announcing yourself a little.
Allen scrambled to put the ring box back in his pocket.
“What’s going on in here?” you wondered, cocking an eyebrow.
“Nothing, love,” Allen said. “Thanks for helping.”
He took the plates from you and brought them to the sink. You still shot him a curious look as he went.
That night, you all had whiskey while you played some cards. Allen’s family was fun, although more competitive than you expected. The whiskey was really something, too. Afterwards, when you headed to bed, you took Allen’s hand and rested your head on his shoulder. He helped you to bed and put the covers over you. When he joined you, you pressed your lips to his chest.
“I love your family,” you said sleepily. “I could stay here forever.”
He chuckled. “I’m...incredibly happy to hear that, my darling.”
“I’m serious, Allen,” you said. “I’ll be with you forever if you want me.”
“I’ll always want you,” he replied, claiming your lips with a soft kiss.
The next day, there on the beach, he proposed. You said yes. His family was there and snapped photos and popped champagne. Even strangers were congratulating you. You would never forget Killiney. It was where Allen was born, and where your forever with him began.
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Stepping Up ~ Bucky x Reader (Part 11/12)
A/N: Hi my lovelies!!! Happy Sunday! I hope you all had a good weekend. And I hope this coming week is great for everyone. So I finally get this bit to flow. There is one part and an epilogue left in the story. I hoping to have the last part out next weekend, but we’ll see. I’ll keep you posted once I know. The last part is probably going to be a doozy so stay tuned. For now enjoy!
Summary: Wedding day has finally arrived.
Rating: T
Warnings: language, brief mentions of nudity, not too much
Word Count: 2109
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Bucky woke up on the first ring of your alarm and shut it off, gently shaking you awake.
“Time to wake up, doll.”
“Five more minutes,” you whined.
“Well you can either sleep for five more minutes or kiss me for five minutes.”
“Mmm.” You cracked an eye open to look at him as you debated. “I choose sleep,” you declared before rolling over already giggling.
Bucky followed after you, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you firm against his chest.
“So that’s how it is, huh?” he rumbled in your ear.
“Mhmm. Sleep always wins.”
“Noted. I’m okay with that.” He pecked you on the cheek and cuddled even closer, tangling your legs together. “Five more minutes it is.”
Fifteen minutes later you finally started to stir. You were basking in the comfortable intimacy you had with Bucky after the night’s activities.
“I love you so much,” you whispered, not sure if he was fully awake.
When his arms closed even more tightly around you, you knew that he was.
“I love you, doll.”
You turned in his arms so you could pull him in for a slow sensuous kiss. He rolled slightly so he was on top of you and you loved the weight of him. You had just deepened the kiss when there was firm knocking on the door.
“Y/n, time to get up, sweetie. The rest of the bridesmaids will be here within the hour. And your dad will be here to pick Bucky up soon.”
“Okay, we’ll be down in a little bit, Aunt Meg. We both need to shower first.”
“Alright, darling.”
You pecked him once more and then slipped out of bed, plugging in your phone that had been neglected in the heat of everything last night. Bucky stayed put, arms crossed behind his heed, a lazy grin on his face as he was watched you, pleased that you didn’t seem the least bit bashful about your nudity.
“See something you like, Buck?”
He shook his head with a small smile.
“I see something I love.”
You couldn’t keep the dumb smile off your face if you tried.
“Smooth talker,” you commented as you entered the bathroom, humming.
“It’s true. You better hurry up though, doll. I’ve gotta shower too ya know,” Bucky taunted making you pause in the doorway.
“If you’re in such a rush, you could always join me,” you told him with a wink.
“I thought you’d never ask,” he chuckled as he leapt out of the bed.
You and Bucky were giggling as you entered the kitchen. Penny was sitting at the island scribbling on a notepad like a maniac; the binder was open to the day of page but your Aunt had already started marking some items off. Ben and Zoe sat huddled at the kitchen table making snide comments.
“Good morning, everyone.”
“Morning sweetheart. I hope you two slept well.”
“Never better,” Bucky commented reflexively. .
“I never realized the floor in that room was so comfortable,” Zoe smirked.
“Don’t know about the floor but the bed is like a cloud,” Bucky shot back calmly.
“Why would you sleep on the floor?” your Aunt asked.
Luckily Zoe didn’t get to answer since your parents entered the kitchen door.
“There’s the beautiful bride to be.”
“Morning, Auntie Di. Morning, Uncle Kev.”
“How are you feeling, sweetie?” Your mom asked Penny as your dad came over to hug you and shake hands with Bucky.
“Ready,” she sighed contentedly as she closed the notebook.
“Good.”
The doorbell rang and Penny beamed.
“That’ll be the girls. I’ll get it,” she announced as she hopped up from the island.
“I think that’s our cue to go,” your dad commented drily. “Are you boys ready?” he asked Bucky and Ben.
“Yes, sir,” Bucky nodded.
“Yep,” Ben shrugged.
“Meg, do you need anything before we go?”
“No. I think we’re all set. Just make sure you’re back on time.”
“That I can do,” your dad grinned. “Come on, men. Let’s get out of here.”
Zoe pulled Ben down to basically make out with him for a long uncomfortable minute that had everyone staring at anything but them.
You and Bucky shared a much less ostentatious goodbye. He opted to lean his forehead against yours for a moment before giving you brief peck and a whispered “I love you”. You smirked when he picked up the garment bag; you couldn’t wait to see him all dressed up.
There was a chorus of shrieks from the front hall and the men all picked up the paced out the door.
Once they were gone the morning and early afternoon was a wonderful chaos, filled with laughter and mimosas. When Penny came into the room in her wedding gown, she was radiant, and you immediately began to cry.
“Some badass you are,” she teased, holding back her own tears.
“Badasses have feelings too,” you griped. “Besides this is nothing compared to how Dylan is going to be.”
“You think so?”
“I know so.”
You were right. Tears started streaming the moment Dylan laid eyes on her, and didn’t stop until the minister pronounced them man and wife.
The ceremony flowed right into cocktail hour for the guests while the wedding party took photos. When you were finally released, you sought out Bucky who was deep in conversation with your dad. The moment you were in the vicinity, his eyes were on you, and he extended his metal hand to you once you were within arm’s reach.
“You did a beautiful job, y/n,” your father complimented you.
“All I did was walk down the aisle and hand her the rings at the right time. Not very hard.”
“I meant all of this,” he gestured to everything around.
You shrugged, “Tony really is to thank.”
Shaking his head, he looked at Bucky.
“Do you think you’ll be able to get my darling daughter to accept a compliment?”
“I’m not sure, sir. But I’ll never stop trying.”
“Good. You two relax and have fun tonight. I’ll see you in a bit.”
“See you later, dad.” You grinned up at Bucky before kissing him quick. “You two seem to be getting along well.”
“We’ve got a lot in common,” Bucky shrugged.
“Oh yeah? Like what?”
“We both like crossword puzzles, and playing the piano, and reading Stephen King novels. And most importantly we both think you’re the best thing since sliced bread. And I actually remember when there wasn’t sliced bread,” he whispered, making you giggle.
“You sure clean up nice for an old man.”
“I’ve gotta look my best, when I get to have the most beautiful woman in the world on my arm. You look stunning, doll.”
“Thank you, Buck.”
“Would you like a drink?”
“I’d love one.”
He placed his hand on your lower back and guided you towards the open bar.
“So how did everything go before the ceremony?”
You breathed out heavily and he immediately started rubbing circles into your skin with his metal fingers, calming you.
“That bad huh?”
“No, honestly it wasn’t. There were a few tense moments where Zoe was being…”
“Herself.”
You snorted.
“For lack of a better term, yes. But with 6 bridesmaids all getting ready it was pretty easy to diffuse the tension.”
Bucky quickly ordered your favorite cocktail and handed it to you.
“Well, they’ve officially tied the knot so you can relax now. Cheers to the happy couple.”
“May they always be as happy as they are today,” you toasted, and sipped your drink.
“You ought to save the well wishes for your maid of honor toast,” a familiar voice commented from behind you, and you spun grinning.
“Hi, Gran.”
“Hello, y/n, my dear,” She hugged you tight before turning her attention to Bucky. “And you must be the lucky boyfriend I’ve heard so much about.”
“Yes, ma’am. I am. It’s a pleasure to meet you. James Barnes.”
“James hmm? That’s not what Diana called you.”
Bucky flushed and scratched behind his ear.
“I generally go by Bucky, ma’am.”
“Charming. Well, Bucky. Ma’am makes me feel old. You can call me Eleanor, or Gran if you like.”
“Would you like a drink, Eleanor?”
“Your finest scotch,” she informed the bartender who nodded and grabbed a bottle from below the bar. “So, that’s one granddaughter married. Only two more to go. What are your thoughts on marriage, Bucky?”
“Gran,” you warned quietly before she could bully Bucky into proposing on the spot.
“What, darling? I’m simply asking his opinion in general. Many young people today don’t believe in the institution of marriage.
“I consider myself a bit old-fashioned,” he explained wryly and you resisted the urge to swat at him. “I think marriage is a fine institution.”
He didn’t care to elaborate and luckily he didn’t have to. Right then the DJ asked that everyone take their seats so Penny and Dylan could make their entrance and have their first dance.
“May I escort you to your table, Eleanor?”
“You may.”
“I’ll be right back, doll.”
“I’ll save you a seat,” you joked.
Bucky offered your Gran his arm so he could lead her to a nearby table; she shot you an approving wink over her shoulder making you laugh and roll your eyes. When you took your seat at the head table, you could feel Zoe and Ben glaring at you from the table for the rest of the bridal party, but you ignored them, opting to chat with Greg and Amy instead.
Penny and Dylan cantered in to the tent as everyone cheered. You swore you didn’t even need the generators, their smiles were bright enough to light up the whole county. The DJ then announced that they would have their first dance. You were confused when they started on opposite sides of the dance floor, until you realized they had choreography.
You couldn’t help but giggle as they lip synced the lyrics. By the second chorus they had found their way to each other and were simply swaying, blissfully happy. Bucky’s hand sought out yours and you shared a secret smile, basking in their infectious happiness.
The meal was delicious, and after the third course it was time for speeches. You were glad Greg was going first, because you were worried about sounding like a blubbering mess, but after his sobfest you were considerably less nervous.
When it was your turn, you took the hand mic from him and took a deep breath before speaking.
“Hi everyone. For those of you who don’t know me. My name is y/n and I am Penny’s cousin. She has been my best friend for pretty much our entire lives, except for those brief ten months when she wasn’t alive yet. In all the time we spent together we’d talked about boys once or twice,” you shrugged nonchalantly, earning a chuckle from the guests. “Maybe that’s a bit of an underestimate, but regardless we’ve spent a lot of time talking about the type of men we wanted to marry. There were a variety of choices, from cartoon characters to band members. But I’ve got to say, Dylan is even better than anyone I could have dreamed up for her.
“The first time Penny told me about Dylan, she only could talk about how in tune they were. They’d only known each other a few weeks, but he could anticipated her needs. He could read her. And more than that, he wanted to make things better for her. The first time I met Dylan, I could see in an instant how smitten he was with Penny. And she was just as head over heels as he was. Despite positive first impressions, I was still cautious, but it only took a few more meetings for me to be convinced that these two are the real deal.
“Dylan, you’re getting the best girl in the entire world. And for a very long time, I wasn’t sure that I would think anyone was good enough for her, but I know that she could not be in better hands. You both individually are two of the best people I know. And somehow you make each other even better, and that is truly what love is all about. It is an absolute joy and privilege to watch the two of you grow together and I wish all the happiness in the world for both of you. To Penny and Dylan,” you raised your glass.
“Penny and Dylan,” the crowd echoed and after everyone drank you took your seat.
Penny reached out to squeeze your hand.
“I love you,” she whispered.
“I love you too.”
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I is for Impressing You
Headcanon and scenarios for Sherlock, Mycroft, and Moriarty
The prompt: How he tries to impress you.
Genre: Fwuff.
Rating: K+
Reader type: Quiet, patient, shy
SHERLOCK MASTERLIST
Headcanons for Sherlock trying to impress you.
Bby boy is all about trying to impress you with his deductions. It’s his pride and joy, after all!
He’ll absolutely put down others in front of you (especially Anderson).
“Were you born without a brain or did you lose it when s/he entered the room?”
“How that tiny little brain of yours is developed enough for you to speak is a scientific miracle.”
Will call everyone else but you an idiot.
Might unintentionally insult you by deducing you.
Loves explaining things to you. Even if you know the answer he’ll still enjoy telling it to you.
Embodiment of sass and sarcasm.
Will attempt to succeed in whatever interests you (for example if you’re big into cooking he’ll try to make an elaborate dish for you).
He’ll drag you along on his cases so you have more chances to be impressed by him.
Sherlock scenario
You hovered near the back of the crime scene beside John. You were technically a civilian so you really shouldn’t be there, but Sherlock had effectively dragged you along with him and John. Still, you didn’t want to accidentally contaminate evidence or cause an issue with the already irritated officers, so you tried to stay out of the way to the best of your ability.
Sherlock was kneeling beside the body, his eyes rapidly moving about as he examined it.
Without looking up he snapped, “Shut up, Anderson.”
The man who had walked into the crime scene just then halted. He was beside you so you could clearly see the flush of anger on his cheeks. “I haven’t even said anything!”
“I can hear your lecherous thoughts about Y/N. Remove yourself before you waste any more of the air here.”
At the word lecherous you blushed bright red in embarrassment. The man named Anderson stammered out, “I was not!”
You shuffled a couple steps away from him and he threw you a look of disbelief.
“Leave,” Greg sighed. “You’ll only rile him up.”
The man looked thoroughly offended and gave Greg a scathing look of disapproval, but he did turn around leave.
Greg turned to look at Sherlock and asked, “Well?”
“Solved it,” Sherlock said brusquely, abruptly standing back up. “Ridiculously easy, I’m sure you could figure it out on your own within a month or so.”
“So what happened?” You asked hesitantly.
Sherlock looked at you, fixing you with his sharp blue eyes. He took a deep breath and then launched into a huge monologue explaining how the victim was obviously killed by her sister. He listed such minor and seemingly unimportant clues but which all added up to the big revelation. You couldn’t help but be impressed by his deduction and you exclaimed at the end, “That’s amazing! You’re so brilliant, Sherlock.”
His lips twitched and he cocked his head. “Well, yes.”
“If this was so easy why did it catch your attention?” John asked, struggling not to grin at Sherlock.
Sherlock glared seethingly at him. “How could I have known it would be so alarmingly easy before coming here?”
“Well I mean you first rejected coming here and then all of a sudden Y/N shows up and suddenly it’s a fascinating case—”
“Your memory is failing you, Watson,” Sherlock snapped. “Case is solved, end of story.” Then he looked back over at you, blue eyes burning into your own. “You haven’t eaten yet, but you’re hungry. Let’s go.”
“O-Okay,” you managed to get out before Sherlock grabbed your hand and dragged you away again.
You could hear John and Greg’s laughter behind you.
Headcanons for Mycroft trying to impress you
Mycroft is subtle with how he impresses you. He’s not one for grand gestures or drama.
He already knows he’s an impressive man, and he’s certain you already know it, too.
That being the case there are times where he can’t resist showing off. For example he might play a strategy game against his brother or someone else you know of high intelligence (chess for example) and you “coincidentally” walk in on him winning.
He’ll prepare elaborate meals for you and not tell you he made them until after you’ve already praised them.
He’ll subtly steer conversations so he can slip in some of his impressive feats.
He will without a doubt casually put down anyone he views as competition when you’re in earshot.
Backhanded compliments are his bread and butter for this.
“Oh, yes the report looks extremely put together considering it was done by a primary school child.”
“A truly fascinating story. You’ve almost been upgraded from imbecile to a vaguely interesting imbecile.”
“What a charming mind you have! Thinking for an instant s/he would take any sort of interesting in you. My, I wish I could experience such wild delusions like you.”
Mycroft scenario
You were returning home after a long day of errands, expecting to find it empty. To your delight, however, you saw the lights were on in Mycroft’s study. As soon as you entered your home you could smell something absolutely delicious dominate most of the house.
You wanted to go to the kitchen to see what new lovely creation Mycroft made, but you were more excited to see your husband.
With a skip in your heart you moved quickly through the halls, slowing down as you heard Mycroft’s voice along with someone else’s. It sounded like his brother, but that would have been odd. Sherlock didn’t typically visit Mycroft (if anything it was the other way around, or you playing messenger for them).
Still, stranger things have happened.
You walked in on the library, surprised to find that the lovely smell was also coming from it. You immediately spotted a decadent cake—your favorite kind!— and you felt your stomach sing praises at that.
“... Checkmate, brother mine.”
“Tt.”
Reluctantly, you looked away from the mouth-watering cake and over at Sherlock and Mycroft. The two were sitting opposite of one another at Mycroft’s gorgeous chess table. Sherlock was perched on the edge of the chair and looked, for all intents and purposes, like an angry kitten told it was time to take a bath. Mycroft on the other hand was perfectly at ease with a small bemused smile on his face.
Both men looked up at your entrance. Sherlock glaring and Mycroft’s eyes gleaming. “Welcome home, my dear.”
“Thank you,” you returned. “Sherlock, everything okay? You hardly come here.”
“A little wager, that’s all,” Mycroft smoothly answered on his brother’s behalf. “He lost, though, and now he has to pay up. The case file will be by the front door. Do you require assistance—?”
“I know where the front door is,” Sherlock snapped, standing up with grace and grabbing his coat off the back of the chair. He tilted his head towards you. “Good evening, Y/N.”
“Be safe going home,” you said, patting Sherlock on the shoulder as he brushed past you. Then you turned back towards Mycroft, gesturing towards the cake. “Whatever is the occasion?”
“Oh, nothing really,” Mycroft hummed, standing up from his chair and straightening out the nonexistent crinkles in his coat. “A new recipe. Care to try?”
“Mycroft I know it’ll be heavenly. You’re always such an amazing cook.”
“Of course, of course,” he demurred, “but can’t a man want to his impress you?”
You blushed, smiling shyly at him. “We’ve been married for five years, Mycroft...”
“Time won’t change my desire, my dear. I will always want to impress you.”
Headcanons for Moriarty trying to impress you
This guy is all about grand gestures.
He’ll buy you expensive things and fly you out to random and exotic places. He’ll arrange fireworks to cover the London sky; he’ll rent out an amusement park for a whole day (or more) for you; he’ll take you to ridiculously expensive places.
It’s easy to show off with money and it’s one of the few things he’s comfortable doing. Everyone has a price, right?
Still that won’t be enough. Sure you could be impressed with the wealth he’s accumulated but that doesn’t mean you’re impressed with him. He’ll show off his intellect at every chance he gets.
He’ll manipulate events and conversations to his benefit. He’ll want every interaction you have him with to leave you in awe.
He’ll base it off of your interests. Interested in writing? Coincidentally he’s published a few books. Like to cook? Oh, wow, guess who’s won a Michelin star. Big fan of whatever fandom? Guess who’s buying the franchise.
Everything he does and says will be over the top.
(If you’ve been with him long enough he’ll actually start to compete against himself over past actions to impress you.)
He will absolutely brag about his criminal achievements and particularly elaborate plots.
Moriarty scenario
It was still early on in your relationship with him. You’d been friends with Jim for a few years now, but your relationship was mostly through online messages. You hadn’t met him in person until a week ago when you moved to London.
It was actually rather odd. You were miraculously offered your dream job! And amazingly enough a crazy cheap (it was almost exactly as much as you could afford for a flat without having to live paycheck to paycheck) flat in a gorgeous neighborhood (frankly you didn’t believe the pricing given to you could really be it because it was so beautiful).
When you had moved into the new home (somehow a lot of your old stuff got destroyed by the movers on the way so they paid you ten times the price it was worth to replace so in addition you got brand new furniture that you sorely needed) you almost instantly got a message from Jim asking to meet in real life.
The meeting had been brief since you had to get ready for work—he met you at a cute little café near your new home—but absolutely delightful. The two of you instantly connected and you were enamored by his brilliant mind and charming wit.
You had only been able to meet up a few more times after that until tonight.
Tonight was first “proper” date with him.
Now you knew Jim was wealthy (he was upfront about that after the two of you became friends) but that didn’t matter to you. You liked Jim for his addicting personality and you loved talking with him.
Still, you were caught off guard by how crazy expensive the restaurant was that he had taken you. It was in the heart of London and everyone was elegantly dressed.
You felt oddly out of place there, but Jim was quick to put you at ease with his warm banter.
The two of you sat down at a small little table. It was lit by candlelight and the music and conversation swelled around you.
“What do you think?” he asked, leaning towards you across the table.
“I-It’s gorgeous. Certainly very busy though, isn’t it? They must be constantly booked,” you replied, looking around. Every table was filled, after all.
“Is it too loud for you? Too many people?”
It was a bit intimidating being surrounded by so many beautiful and obviously rich people, but you didn’t want to say that out loud. He was treating you, after all. It would be rude to speak ill of his choice.
“Oh, I wouldn’t—”
Moriarty smiled charmingly at you, a gleam in his eyes. Something about his gaze made your voice fall silent. With great care and grace he lifted up his wine glass and gently tapped his spoon against it. On the third chime everyone else in the restaurant fell silent.
Then in the next second they all got up and filed out. You watched them leave with wide eyes, mouth slightly agape. Within the minute the restaurant was entirely silent save for the sound of the candles flickering.
Moriarty watched you with that same smile on his face. “Better, my dear?”
“U-Um—wow.”
He winked. “Oh don’t say that so soon. I’ll give you a real reason for that praise later tonight.”
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snakes on a plane
I’m totally and shamelessly reposting my Slytherins travel with Ryanair headcanon, because it got buried under the original (shit)post and I know @o0o-chibaken-o0o was busy that week and might have missed it? Anyway, that’s my excuse. Apologies for inflicting this twice to some of you.
So in answer to Chibaken’s reblog here about 8th years taking a trip, I wrote:
I see two different scenarios in my mind re: flights. For the Muggle trip to Greecethe school would use Ryanair or Easy Jet so it’d be a humorous fic, born of my many delightful experiences with these two airlines (all the Europeans are probably groaning right now). First, the 7th and 8th years would be faced with hundreds of people queuing at the check-in desk, holidaymakers holding straw hats and the hands of little children, who you just know they’ll be screaming during the flight. Pansy would arrive with three suitcases and a hat box for a week-long school trip and have to pay something like three hundred quid for her extra luggage, while Daphne would be sitting on top of her own suitcase, trying to shut it; in the end, she’d wear three dresses on top of each other at Luna’s suggestion. As Daphne is a natural trendsetter, several Muggles would copy her style and soon it would be a sensation. Kate Moss would be photographed nine days later outside Groucho Club in three dresses and praised for her bold accessorizing. Back at the airport, all of the Slytherins would have to pay for excess baggage while all the Hufflepuffs would throw a tantrum at security, because they wouldn’t be allowed to bring their homemade pumpkin smoothies and honey biscuits onboard (although I think food is allowed through now?). However, a new delay would arise and make Peony Dufferdill, the Muggle Studies Professor, curse the decision to take her students on a Muggle trip. The delay is of course Draco: he’d make a fuss at security for not allowing him to go through with his wand. Everyone else would roll eyes and/or glare at Draco, because they’ve been told that wands are checked luggage only. In May, Gatwick (or god forbid, Stansted *shudders*) airport is packed with holidaymakers, I’m talking thousands of people, so staff are exhausted and travellers are in a hurry and kids are crying and so Draco would have stalled about a hundred and fifty people at the very least by arguing about his wand, and Harry would try to intervene and explain things to him (‘cause he did it a lot those days, he liked to “explain” Muggle things to Draco after class) but Draco would be in a strop, and then Peony would have to subtly Confund the airport security staff and everyone around them (she kept her wand for situations like this, but she’d had the foresight to transfigure it to a lipstick first).
Flying with Ryanair or Easy Jet is a unique kind of hell, so picture the narrow seats and aisles of the place full to bursting with travellers, kids who start screaming after takeoff, Greg trying to squeeze his bulky frame in one of those tiny seats (new headcanon: Greg turning to boxing as a way of coping after the war and releasing tension, and meeting Dudley and becoming besties! Omg). Harry would be sitting next to Ron and Hermione, but he’d rather sit next to Draco, who had been dragged in the middle seat by Greg and Blaise. At least Harry’s across the aisle from them, so Draco is full on sarcastic comments because it amuses Potter, and Harry is leaning towards them and Blaise would change from the aisle to avoid having Draco lean over him all the time, but no one wants the middle seat so he stays put. You have to pay for the food in budget airlines and the prices are exorbitant, but only the Muggleborns complain, because they know what £5.5 gets you in the real world and it’s not a tiny Panini with a slice of cheese.
Professor Peony would be sitting next to an elderly couple who do the crossword in the Times or read Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, and she’d thank the heavens for these quiet people (she can hear Draco’s sniding all the way to the back, drilling into her brain, and Potter laughing from across the aisle, and Daphne saying how she’s too hot with these dresses on and Ginny saying “You’re too hot. Period” and Millicent would be howling at some extremely rude joke McMillan is telling her, which draws the attention of several four-year-olds and their frowning parents) and so Peony would buy a tiny bottle of wine (“keep them coming” she tells the air steward) and decides when they land, they’ll have to book British Airways for the return flight and if she needs to cover the cost for the students who can’t afford it, then so be it.
Visiting Greece would be great, though. That’d be a fun fic to write :)
The second scenario that I wrote in the tags (I actually started writing a fic about it some months ago but it’s only 300 words) which @bixgirl1 also mentioned is a long-haul flight to, say, Sydney. Emirates or Singapore Air are fantastic airlines and a long-haul flight has several comforts, but these people would be in first class so it’d be amazing. I’m talking proper silverware, screens on the seat in front of them with a selection of DVDs to choose from as well as the regular in-flight entertainment, blankets and face masks and tiny toothbrushes and special socks and glasses of champagnes just before takeoff). Pansy, Daphne, Blaise, Theo, Tracey and Greg would be be sitting next to each other, but the seat next to Draco would be empty. And then Harry boards the plane because for some reason he’s going to the same convention in Sydney – and wouldn’t you know! He’s got the last empty seat, right beside Draco! What are the chances of that?! Draco isn’t too pleased, because he’s a little nervous about flying, but tries to hide it. The two of them have been out for coffee once or twice and they’ve had some pleasant chats at the Ministry after training, and once they sort of flirted in a pub (Draco isn’t sure, he was a little tipsy at the time and may have been bolder than normal and he thinks that maybe Potter was also drunk and didn’t mean whatever he said – Draco can’t remember for sure and vows never to drink again, while holding his second glass of champagne of course). Takeoff is indeed stressful for Draco, but Harry holds his hand for support, only every time he tries to pull his hand away, Draco pretends to shiver so he’ll keep holding it for some time. Harry looks amused, but Draco is sure he’s fooled him.
This flight is a whole different experience and after a delicious meal (they have a menu with several choices), the lights dim and everyone settles for a long night and covers themselves in blankets. Harry and Draco have been talking – Draco a little calmer now that the plane seems able to stay aloft; he wasn’t sure it could – and they’ve had some wine and they’re leaning back on their seats, which fully recline because first class. The blankets are super soft and they spread them over them as if they’re about to sleep. (spoiler: they won’t sleep). But they encounter some turbulence, nothing terrible, but Draco yelps, very embarrassingly, (Blaise and Theo scoff from further down the plane) so Harry takes his hand again and tries to comfort him and maybe under the blanket (it’s not Harry’s fault, he can’t see through fabric) maybe instead of finding Draco’s hand, he touches his thigh? Idk you decide.
And then they make out. Hm, I could write a bit of smut based on that, one day.
Thank you for the prodding, Chiba and Bixie, I was incredibly and miserably blocked and burned out for the past week and couldn’t write a sentence, but here’s 1k words on a headcanon lol. ❤ ❤ ❤
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(This and the cock and nipple anon replies are the only writing I’ve done since Erised! Writer’s block is still going strong)
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Chris/10 would recommend ★★★★★
It was riveting, witty, and passionate.
I highly recommend reading “Gimme Shelter” by @sincewhendoyoucallme-john
However, if it’s late and you have to go to bed soon because you have work, school or any other important thing tomorrow, still read it but know that you will not get the amount of hours you’re accustomed to. I guarantee you will not be able to put it down.
*spoilers*
From the opening line of “the love affair began with salt” comes one of the most memorable Johnlock stories I’ve encountered. It’s a surfing adventure that takes place in the 70s on the beaches of California and Hawaii. Right away, I could feel the warm sands beneath my feet and the sticky ocean breeze on my face.
I’m a fan of The Rolling Stones but “Gimme Shelter” introduced me to songs that I hadn’t heard before. The ones I was familiar with, I now hear them with different more vibrant colours. That’s one thing I really appreciated. The music. I love that the author included a song at the beginning of each chapter. It placed me in the right mood and setting for what was to come. Either by lyrics or melody, each song coordinated very well with the scenes. But just as they mention, if there is only one song you hear throughout, the title song is it. I’d personally include “Time Is On My Side”, “Paint It Black”, “Moonlight Mile”, “Miss You”, and “Wild Horses”. I’m listening to the playlist as I write this and it swells my heart with happiness *thinks about them standing on that cliff in the summer of 1977* :’)
The writing is brilliant. It’s very eloquent and enthralling. They developed Scotty and Johnny into fully formed beings that without a doubt became Sherlock and John in an alternate universe. It had the right amount of description to where I felt like I was there witnessing these two falling in love. I’m not exaggerating. At one point, I picked up my phone to continue and I was confused for a moment. I wasn’t sure which app to open. Netflix? Hulu? Did I mean to turn on the telly? Am I listening to an album? It was implanted into my retinas remarkably vividly. I was sitting at home in the cold fall sweater weather feeling like I was wearing shorts and a tank top while lounging on a beach towel with aviator sunglasses on as I sipped a coolly frosted beer. I was laying there propped up on my one elbow, smiling wide because Sherlock and John were standing under a palm tree being adorable thinking nobody could see them caressing each other but I could. I almost felt like a creeper.
Now that I have given a decent review, here are some of the informal, inappropriate and honest reactions I had while reading.
Sleep? What is that? It’s a little over 159k words. Not enough. No wonder my eyes burn but it’s worth it. It feels like they’re about to melt out of my sockets. To be fair, it could easily also be because of the tears I’ve shed due to how beautiful this is. “I can’t quit you, baby. But I’m gonna have to put you down for a while.” Me towards this art because this is like air. I need more of this ultra high purity grade oxygen.
It’s romantic, erotic, sensual and exciting and I’m not even referring to the smut, albeit that is also incredible. Like the sex they had the morning of their wedding day and how John saw Sherlock looking down at him. One word: soft. The tenderness of the whole story is captivating. It’s giving me 1976% good vibes.
Why would you make Greg this way? It’s intense and I approve. Greg is that best friend anybody would be lucky to have.
Get Off My Cloud. “Obviously.” And there’s the Sherlock Holmes we all know. Scotty wearing these aviator glasses is something else. This gorgeous bastard knows he’s sexy and he knows in this moment Johnny’s mouth is dry. Damn. What a treat to have these two meet and not exactly hit it off well because, yes, the drama. The anticipation is killing me. I’m about to wipe out head first into the 70s. I don’t want to be saved, thankyouverymuch.
I Just Want To See His Face. I think we all can appreciate his solider kink. What a tender child. Lord, I want for this to keep going. It’s so good. But omg noooo, my heart is breaking. I want to crawl in to hold young Scotty in my arms. How dare they do that to his surfboard? I’m mad as hell.
Street Fighting Man. The great Scotty Holmes wiped out. Ahuh. Sure, Jan. But was there ever any other option? Not when he wants to look into those deep blue eyes again. “Stay the hell away from me!” Oh, Johnny. You have no idea how big of a lie this is.
Under My Thumb. Wow. Scotty really dressed up all fancy to go meet Johnny at his workplace just to return the bullet casing. He would. “Nobody calls me John.” Well, this gorgeous man just did. Let hiiiim (I feel like this is a good nod to your name @sincewhendoyoucallme-john ). Yes, Johnny. Stare into Scotty’s lovely eyes, letting your skin prickle underneath. Train with this beauty. He will show you all there is to know. You two will become pros and live ridiculously happy lives together :))
Time Waits For No One. Johnny talking about the war with Scotty, saying things he’s never said to anyone else is soothing. A bond is forming. Woah, woah. Hold up. That post beach workout shower scene?! What the hell is this?? I am gasping in wonder. It is like a bomb waiting to drop and I’m over here craving it. It was like a slap to the face when those dudes barged in. That was a close one. It all felt illegal. Hot but illegal. Bless you for including it. Their “tents” though. Grade A tents.
Miss You. Johnny’s friends really showed up during their last day of surfing together. Ok but this tension between them is awkward. He’s jealous of Greg!! Ahhhh. Help him. Johnny and Scotty bickering on that flat rock had me on the edge of my seat. I could hear them yelling and now I’m yelling. Strike me with this kind of discourse anytime. As long as it ends with them happy, I’m all for it. Oh my. That CPR kiss? Never have three letters been quite intoxicating. This is what I needed. Very good. Yes, save Johnny Watson, Scotty. Rip his top open and place your huge hands on his chest. Give him the kiss of life.
Time Is On My Side. I cannot breathe. I am laughing and smiling too hard. My face is going to get stuck if I’m not careful. It feels like there are anchor shaped knots in my stomach. My heart is on fire. My throat is swelling to hold on to the blood pulsating through my veins. “You forced me to breathe again.” Ok, but @sincewhendoyoucallme-john now you’re leaving me without air. He whispered THANK GOD. Same Sherlock. Same. John wanting to wake up before the sun because he needs to see Sherlock is exciting. Sherlock telling John that he wouldn’t let him embarrass himself, telling him that he believes in him is pure. Let them eat poke all day. Automatic coffee machine? Obviously. So Sherlock. I demand this whole scene with them on the cliff and in the water after they jump to be transmitted on all television and radio stations internationally. Send it straight to space and blast it into everyone’s mobile phones because this is what it’s all about. This was so romantic :’) Someone please make this into literal food so that I can consume it as all my meals.
Moonlight Mile. I… Never… Honestly… I just felt this story crawl into the right atrium of my heart and settle deep into the folds of the left ventricle. I have been murdered and resurrected in a matter of one chapter. I changed my mind. This is the purest thing. Their time together like that was deliciously unexpected. Glorious. The way you described it @sincewhendoyoucallme-john You have a gift, my friend. You do. It’s like being able to eat all the tasty desserts in the world without ever getting ill. Like you can’t ever get full so you keep stuffing your face and smiling because it’s so satisfying [insert SNL Emma Stone eating ice cream gif here but in a joyful way].
Paint It Black. I’m going to have to go to the dentist now. You’re giving me a toothache. I’m also screaming because no they didn’t just snog each other behind this shop. Gah. Yes, they did :>
I Can’t Quit You Baby. I’ve never known a pain greater than John having to leave Sherlock to head back to Los Angeles … “leaving Sherlock alone and untouched on the sidewalk, looking like he’d just said goodbye.” Stop it! Stop. Please. I’m despondent and I need medical attention. But he promised and he’s going to keep that promise. I know it because they didn’t just completely devour each other in a sweet embrace crushing their bodies together, bruising their skin and breathing in their very souls for nothing.
Shine A Light. I, too, waited for one hundred and forty seven hours for this moment. That is all.
Dancing With Mr. D. Yes!! You ride that wave, Sherlock. Let the ocean spray massage your back while John’s illuminating smile creates sun rays that shine down on you. Surf like hell, Sherlock Holmes! Now go get your man. “A new tattoo of the memory of John’s touch on his skin.” I’m putting this whole moment in my will to be read aloud.
Heaven. “You coming, captain?” Get your ass out there, John. Your beautiful golden love waits for you. My heart!! I love physics, man. This should be included in every maths course.
Wild Horses. God, I love this so much. I love it with the passion of 1977 burning suns. I will never be the same. It’s like I threw my own bullet casing out into the distance. The dog tags and the piece from Sherlock’s first surfboard is better than any ring. They’re happy. I’m happy. All Sherlock had to say was “John” and we all understood … John… *floats away* I think that, for me, this was the pièce de résistance. It’s what it all came down to. The way you described what each of them means to one another was fresh and true. It was breathtaking. You truly captured their significance to one another. And isn’t that one of the reasons why we seek out fanfic?
Everything about this is mother hugging fantastic. From the lovely moments between John, Greg, and Molly to the memories between their mothers and to the contagious laughter with Johnny and Scotty. I mean Sherlock. No, I mean Scotty. No! Sherlock. How it transitioned from Johnny and Scotty to John and Sherlock is everything. What a gem.
I thought I was going to read a story that lead up to just the Billabong Championship but, boy, was I wrong. I got so much more. It’s like I was expecting to win the lottery but along the way I also “solved world peace and found eternal life all at once.” That line was perfect, by the way. It started on a high note and ended on an even higher one. It will be forever in my brain riding a big wave in Waimea. I’m thisclose to moving to a piece of paradise on the shore of a private beach in Oahu.
Oh my literal God. Sweet Jesus above. This is fantastic!!! It’s one of the best things I’ve read and I want it made into a book. One hardcover copy so I can place it in a special section of my library to treasure it dearly as I would any first edition. And then one paperback that I can take with me everywhere I go. I didn’t know I needed this like the salt in the ocean.
So you see, I love this AU Johnlock story. No offense to the infinite stars above and the green earth but this is one of the greatest things to have been created. I send my thanks to Keith Hartman for not letting John die on that beach. I send my love and appreciation to the sky and the sea for crossing that horizon line to melt into one. Above all, I send many more thanks to the author for putting in the time and energy into this. When you see art, read stories or any other form of work in any fandom and if you experience something powerful, whether it’s as easy as a smile or intense like the strings of your heart being pulled, do not hesitate to let the creator know. Having said that, I appreciate you for your creativity and your dedication. Thank you, thank you, thank you @sincewhendoyoucallme-john This is something I’m holding on to forever *makes a leather-bound manuscript to keep in a first-aid emergency kit*
If you’re looking for something new to read, do yourself a favour and check this one out. I am jealous of everyone who reads it for the first time as I wish I could experience that rush again. Reading this was like tasting the most delicious strawberry milkshake with cream on top while listening to the beautiful sound of a conch shell calling out for the attention of the sky and sea to witness the bonding of two amazing people. I will never look at a jellyfish or a plumeria blossom the same way again *turns this whole thing into audio format so I can listen to this diamond certified song over and over again*
The only way I can come to terms with the fact that it’s over is by letting the tears falls down my face.
Chris/10 would recommend
#can you tell i loved it? :))#I wrote this in an attempt to remember the emotions I experienced while reading it for the first time#gimme shelter#johnlock#I’m going to treasure this always#fic rec#thank god for brilliant fans who give us stories like this#my two cents
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