#thank you for the ask i love talking about mido

[sugurushimura]

May I ask why you headcanon Midou as a trans woman? I always headcanonned Higuchi as trans out of all the Yotsubas (FtM though, not MtF) and I'd really like to hear your reasoning!

oh man, this is one of those headcanons that i've had for so long that it's kind of just cemented itself in my brain... the idea was actually my boyfriend @teethrotter's first, so what initially sparked it lies in his mind alone. i'm not sure if he even told me anything specifically other than "hey, i think it'd be neat if mido was a trans woman" so we tried it out for a while and it just stuck... i'm not sure when exactly that was, maybe 2016 or 2017? over 5 years for sure.

by this point, it's not even a decision i actively make, i just see mido and she registers immediately as a woman with my brain. seeing her he/him'd in canon feels wrong... although i am obviously not arguing that trans mido is even vaguely implied, she's just such a minor character that headcanoning her as a closeted trans woman doesn't change literally anything.

the headcanon does play into my own interpretation of mido pretty heavily, and it works well with how i perceive her canon personality. imo, mido is someone who is very resigned with her life. she was born into a high-status family that placed a lot of weight on her shoulders wrt being a Good Member Of Society. she went to an elite college, got a law degree, and went on to become a bigwig at the yotsuba group. she clearly excels at her job, but according to htr, she actually hates the division she works in. she's well-liked amongst her colleagues -- better than any of them except ooi, in fact -- but in turn seems to like very few of them. her social skills are quite good, but she seems... disengaged, to say the least, at the model party.

pretty much every facet of mido's life, except her fencing hobby, is spent doing things she hates and interacting with people that she dislikes. and yet she shows absolutely no signs that she's interested in changing it -- hell, she doesn't even bother speaking out against the kira murders, which seem to weigh on her conscience. of course, there's a real threat of death if she does that, but it isn't as if she simply abstains from the meetings; she's an incredibly active participant!

all this plays into the greater feeling that mido is resigned to her own misery even when she really doesn't have to be. i think she developed this tendency mainly because of her family, but eventually it became such a habit that to change now feels to her like she'd have wasted all that pain and effort. sunk-cost fallacy, you know? at times, too, i think she's prone to romanticizing her own pain in a sort of "oh, woe is me, i'm such a dutiful son and such a productive member of society, look at how much i've sacrificed for the sake of the status quo, how tragic am i..."

her gender identity, too, is a reflection of that. gender is such a fundamental part of how we perceive ourselves and others; i think it ties everything together to have mido, who is really and truly a woman, lock it up inside herself and just go along with the way she was raised to present because, even despite the misery it causes her, it would be troublesome to change it all now and would damage the image she's spent so long cultivating. besides, if she changed this now, that would open a lot of doors. what else about her life would she be happier if she changed?

my own experiences with gender are somewhat similar. there was a time when i was younger where i realized that i was a trans man, but thought it would be too much of a hassle to come out and completely change who i am publicly. i had more or less resigned myself to living the rest of my life that way, and it was only thanks to my boyfriend's encouragement that i changed my mind. i'm very glad i did, and it's probably no coincidence that i also imagined myself getting a business degree at that point in my life...

i love mido and i'd like for her to reach self-actualization, at least to some extent. in most lighthearted AUs, i default to writing her as out of the closet and fully transitioned -- albeit still working a job she hates. it's also very important to me that she comes out to shimura after the kira case. after being put through such a stressful situation and realizing that she really could have been killed (...oops), i think she realizes that, at the end of the day, she needs someone else to know. it might as well be shimura, who shows her so readily that he's been wrestling with the horror of their situation more frantically than any of them, who still shows compassion after everything they've done.

also, mido has the trans haircut. you know, the ambiguous "it's just short enough that mom won't say anything" look.

(as an aside, i think i've heard trans man higuchi brought up before! not for several years, though, and only briefly, unless i'm forgetting something. although it personally isn't a headcanon that i share, he's such an envious person and focuses his own identity so intensely on other men that i could see it being written in a very compelling way. the whole "i want him AND i want to be him" thing, however in denial he is about it, is very real... i would love to see that concept explored more! i am probably not the person to do it, though.)

[aayakashii]

Hii just wanted to say I have read most of your fics and headcanons and I loved them and for this reason I wanted to request if you could do "what petname the tokyo debunker characters use for their s/o in a relationship"

I just want more tkdb fluff🥲

Thank you for reading my stuff!!! 🫂 I'm glad you liked it and thank you for entrusting me with this idea! I hope you like it <3

what petname would they use for their s/o in a relationship?

Kamurai Jin

The good and old fashioned "my love". He probably uses anything he can say it's his, and "my love" is the perfect way to refer to you. You're his, and you're his love after all.

Ishibashi Tohma

"Mouse" 💀 He's standing on the tethering line of being super sweet and mildly threatening lol A tiny little thing he loves and wants to protect but that's also very very squishable...

Fuji Kaito

"Angel". You're giving him the time of the day and being in a relationship with him, so he immediately worships you like you're some holy being. You're 100% his angel.

Lucas Errant

I don't really see Luca using petnames, but if he did, he'd probably call you "dear". And it'd come out very naturally! He'd be asking you for something and accidentally call you dear while doing it. Or maybe one day he said "good morning dear" and it just stuck.

Mido Alan

Alan most probably doesn't use petnames in the beginning, but after he's comfortable in the relationship, he might call you "bug" <3 something a little old-fashioned like that fits him, I think!

Kurosagi Leo

He'd call you something mildly deameaning but shockingly sweet for someone like him as well. Maybe something like "dumbass (affectionately <3)"

Haizono Sho

Oh he most definitely calls you "babe". He is very much a huge flirt and that will never stop even when you two are dating lol

Sagara Haru

Literally every extremely chessy petname ever like sugarplum, buttercup, pumpkin, cutie pie, honey bun 💀 But that's when he's trying to be funny or annoying! When he's serious, he calls you "sunshine" <3

Otonashi Towa

Besides Dandelion, he calls you every flower with a romantic meaning or flowers that mean beauty! Such as rose, daffodil, tulip, camellia, honeysuckle etc.

Shiranami Ren

Not one for petnames, but if he uses one, it'd be some inside joke between you two, like he could call you the name of a character he likes in one of his gacha games and you could do the same.

Hoshibami Taiga

Besides kitten, I could see him using "doll" too, because dolls are cute and compliant, and that's the perfect little toy for him :)

Romeo Scorpius Lucci

He probably would call you "darling" with a mildly threatening tone 💀 it's the type of petname that can sound very sweet but also very ominous depending on his tone. Fits his borderline yandere personality too.

Shinjo Ritsu

He probably thinks "partner" is already a petname, but you'd have to explain to him that it isn't (with a huge document signed and notarized if possible).

Kagami Subaru

He probably feels incredibly embarrassed, but I think he wouldn't mind calling you something sweet and cute, like "honey" or "love" too. I don't think Subaru would go crazy with the petnames, so I'd expect something classic like that.

Kusanagi Haku

Princess/prince obviously, but I can also imagine him saying things like lovely or gorgeous, especially if he can get to whisper it in your ear just to fluster you lol

Kotodama Zenji

Oh god. All of them. Probably a different one every single day. He probably keeps a notebook of petnames just to get ideas for new ones. He refers to you as his beloved when he's talking about you to other people, though.

Edward Hart

Dove, but if you bother him enough, he can call you spider monkey, don't worry *gets shot*

No but seriously, dove is perfect for him.

Mizuki Rui

All of them. Just... all of them.

Lyca Colt

I don't see him using any, but maybe if you call him something, he'll use it as well. That's a HARD maybe though, I think he'd feel too embarrassed to do that.

Isami Yuri

He'd probably overthink about which petname he could use before ever calling you one. And after he decided, he'd have to take his time to gather the courage to even do that. He'd probably settle for something normal and classic, like "darling" or "sweetheart".

Kirisaki Jiro

Does not use petnames. Maybe if you ask him to use one, he'd do it, but you'd have to tell him what he could call you.

[rottenzombrainz]

Tokyo Debunker; silly headcanons for each ghoul!

Just little silly traits for each ghoul. They're not meant to be good or bad, just silly!! :3

Frostheim

Jin Kamurai - Jin has a one-of-a-kind limited edition Hello Kitty lighter with a pink flame.

Tohma Ishibashi - Tohma's the type of guy to say "it's a quarter to one" "it's half past nine" "It's three eigths past six" etc.

Lucas Errant - Luca has absolutely no grasp on satire. Like, imagine Kaito showing him one of those "blink if you need help" videos and Luca is just like "Kaito?!? Why are you laughing?!? This person needs help!!"

Kaito Fuji - Kaito unironically likes "I'm 14 and this is deep" content.

Vagastorm

Alan Mido - Alan wears the same Halloween costume every year. Every single year. If it gets damaged or doesn't fit anymore, he just buys a new one that's the exact same.

Shohei Haizono - Sho would be really into collecting designer shoes. Bro probably has an entire wall of fancy basketball shoes.

Leo Kurosagi - Leo will just randomly say "*sucks teeth* Don't worry I'll edit it out in post" during normal conversation. You'll never know if he's actually recording or not

Jabberwock

Haru Sagara - This is already kinda canon, but Haru definitely falls for any and all scams. He probably buys things like dehydrated water and a treadmill even tho he's running around Jabberwock all fucking day.

Towa Otonashi - Towa loves gnarp gnarp alien cat videos. He loves them. immensely.

Ren Shiranami - I feel like Ren would have a really hard time pronouncing certain words like "anomalous" and "anemone" (just like me fr)

Sinostra

Taiga Hoshibami - Taiga would really easily fall down YouTube rabbit holes. Like he'd start off with watching a firearm review or something... and two hours later he's seventeen parts deep into SpongeBob conspiracy theories

Romeo Lucci - Romeo is deathly afraid of piss. human piss, animal piss, dirt ( he thinks it's all just worm poop...which it kinda is).

Ritsu Shinjo - Ritsu is one of those people who can't sleep if there is a single spec of light.

Hotarubi

Subaru Kagami - I feel like Subaru would have one mobile game on his phone that he's reached level 844 on or something. Something like a word puzzle or match three game.

Haku Kusanagi - Haku fucking loves cunty scene crunkcore music. S3R3L, Millionaires, 3OH!3. Inside, he's just a pretty rave girl.

Zenji Kotodama - Whenever he plays online games, Zenji would mistake NPCs for real people. I feel like he'd also say "thank you!!" to virtual assistants too.

Obscuary

Edward Hart - Ed would fucking love those Tiktok videos with the TV show clips and subway surfers gameplay at the bottom.

Rui Mizuki - Rui has an uncanny obsession with the Sims 4. He has all the dlcs, an entire hardrive of mods, hundreds of save files, and is a top creator on the Sims 4 Gallery

Lyca Colt - I think it'd be really funny if Lyca had a pollen allergy. Especially since Obscuary is full of plants.

Mortkranken

Yuri Isami - Yuri is incredibly bad at ice skating and roller skating. He always falls on his ass, bruises something, takes a bad fall, etc. Which is the real reason he hates going to Frostheim!!! /j

Jiro Kirisaki - I feel like Jiro has one thing that he just absolutely loves that isn't medicine. a special interest, one might say... And it's probably the most niche thing ever too. Like sea cucumbers. imagine - he just fucking loves sea cucumbers. You're getting your health checkup and you ask him "read any good books recently?" and he's like "Yeah, I read this book on sea cucumbers the other day" and then you just have to listen to him talk about sea cucumbers for the next 20 minutes.

[tokyo-debunkers-headcanons]

is it possible to request da vagastrom ghouls + jin and luca and their reactions when someone makes their s/o cry (preferably romantic if that’s okie) i would really love to see ur ideas on this!

Ooooh! I love this one! Thank you for sending in a request!

ALAN MIDO

Alan is VERY protective of his partner. It doesn't matter if they could kick his ass in a fight, he is protective. The second he catches wind of his MC crying for ANY reason, he drops his tools and goes RUNNING to them (like my mans is SPRINTING).

He first and foremost makes sure that MC is physically okay before getting to what happenedm He's not the best at comfort so he starts by using his size and reputation to get info from any witnesses.

It actually manages to work somehow and as soon as he gets his hands on the jackass who made them cry. Its straight to the pit to make an example of them.

When the two of them are alone at last. He does his best to try and comfort them, but like I said he's not the best with that stuff. So the best is an awkward hug, a listening ear, and him trying very hard to find and play a YouTube video to make them feel better....but very they have to help him with it.

SHOHEI HAIZONO "SHO"

He heard from Leo that MC was caught crying while he was cooking and for once, he quickly made sure that there was no chance of a fire, and stops in the middle of his cooking to go find MC.

Sho, on the other side of things, kicks ass before anything else. He's dragging the dumbass to the pit and kicks the shit out of him. Sho doesn't hold back like Alan does. It was an clear win from the get go, so the Sho betters in the pit were taking candy from babies.

After wiping the floor with the dipshit, he runs back to MC, gently taking their hands and lead them right back to the Vagastrom kitchen. He sets aside whatever he was cooking beforehand and asked what they wanted to eat.

He won't take no for an answer, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't have the ingredients. He will take them out on Bonnie to get their mind off of things. When he has everything he needs, he'll make whatever they want to eat.

If they want they want to, he'll even try his hand at baking. With their help of course, but he's more of a cook than a baker. Anything to help his MC feel better

LEO KUROSAGI

Oh HELL no! They're done. Absolutely destroyed. No not physically, Leo doesn't fight.

But word gets around quickly, especially on the social medias but Leo waits for MC to come to him. In the meantime, he finds as much dirt as possible on whoever the hell was there.

He's looking at security cams, wickchat posts, tiktoks, etc. It takes him at MOST half an hour to find who fucked up. And another half hour to find out some pretty juicy dirt on whoever it is.

He used an alt account to leak said juicy dirt by the time MC came to him. When they do, he lets MC cuddle up to him and doomscroll tiktok with him, filtering out anything about what happened and focusing on animal and funny tiktoks.

JIN KAMURAI

This is another who would wait for MC to come to him. But if they take too long he's sending either a text or Tohma to go bring them to him

He actually sends Tohma to get details on what happened as soon as he can. Tohma being Tohma, gets all the details that Jin needs.

Jin looks for things he can use to make that person's life a living hell. Assuming they're a student, he uses his connections to get them all the way down to probation.

And te thing about Jin is, his lasts. He makes an example of this person for MONTHS or at least as long as he can get away with it.

As for what he does with MC when they're crying. I think he takes them to his room and puts down the tough guy act for once. He'll give them a little forehead kiss and talks all nice and quiet with reassuring words, but just this once. (That a bald faced lie, he's just too stubborn to admit he's soft for his partner)

[hunieday]

Nikaido Yamato - Drama Collection vol.2 Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Natsume Minami: Good evening, Nikaido-san.

Natsume Minami: I heard that we'll be appearing together on a variety show next time to promote the drama. I look forward to working with you.

Nikaido Yamato: Hey there, Natsume-chan. Thanks for your courtesy.

Nikaido Yamato: So about that show... they said the theme this time is "youth" in relation to the drama, and they sent a bunch of surveys about it

Nikaido Yamato: What did you answer, Natsume-chan...?

Natsume Minami: Oh. Aren't you looking forward to the talk on the show?

Nikaido Yamato: Well yes, but I'm just wondering about the direction you’re gonna be taking

Natsume Minami: Direction?

Nikaido Yamato: Are you gonna answer it lightheartedly or seriously?

Natsume Minami: Well, I think we need to be serious.

Natsume Minami: That's why I even answered the 5th "Please describe your flavor of youth" question seriously.

Natsume Minami: I wrote that it “tasted like milk tea."

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, so that's what "flavor of youth" means, as in what you drank the most back then.

Nikaido Yamato: Well, ŹOOĻ sells the tough-guy image well so you should be fine with that answer.

Natsume Minami: What do you mean back then? I was talking about when I was in school, I was really into drinking black tea.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, I see!?!?

Natsume Minami: Oh my. What did you think I was talking about?

Nikaido Yamato: No, my bad. It's nothing.

Natsume Minami: 

Natsume Minami: So, what's your flavor of youth, Nikaido-san?

Nikaido Yamato: Uhhhhhhhhh...

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe melon...

Natsume Minami: How adorable. You like it, don't you?

Nikaido Yamato: Well, yeah...

Natsume Minami: Did you also eat it during those "back then"s you mentioned?

Nikaido Yamato: Forget about that LMAO

Nikaido Yamato: But maybe we’re too young to be calling it "youth", I just liked it as a kid and used to eat it a lot.

Natsume Minami: I’m guessing “youth" refers to teenage years, but it's complicated to define. There were other questions about what we did after school.

Nikaido Yamato: I see. You were busy with work, Natsume-chan.

Natsume Minami: Yes. Unfortunately, I was always so busy with work that I don't remember much of my school days.

Natsume Minami: If anything, I think now feels more like youth for me.

Nikaido Yamato: I get that.

Nikaido Yamato: Hanging out with those guys feels like I’m back in junior high.

Nikaido Yamato: We do things like chugging soda in the middle of summer, having snowball fights in winter, it’s like I’m doing kid-like stuff all year round.

Natsume Minami: Sounds fun. It's like having a little family.

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe LMAO

Nikaido Yamato: ŹOOĻ kinda feel like siblings too

Natsume Minami: Wait a moment. Who's the oldest?

Nikaido Yamato: That’s what you’re concerned about?

Natsume Minami: It's extremely crucial.

Nikaido Yamato: If we ignore the age, the oldest would be Inumaru, then you, then Mido, and the youngest would be Isumi I guess...?

Natsume Minami: I see. Our interpretations aren’t too off, but Mido-san and Isumi-san could probably be reversed.

Nikaido Yamato: Huh? Mido’s the youngest?

Natsume Minami: Since he’s a cute guy.

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe Natsume-chan is the oldest son after all...

Natsume Minami: You're also quite cute, Nikaido-san.

Nikaido Yamato: Where though!?!?!? I'm three years older than you, I’m a grown man who loves beer!

Natsume Minami: During skateboard practice you asked, "Natsume-chan, if I fall, will you help me?" 

Natsume Minami: I thought the way you were trying to tug at my heartstrings by acting like a spoiled child on purpose was cute.

Nikaido Yamato: Don't say it was on purpose LMAO

Natsume Minami: Your character this time resembles you in that aspect quite a bit.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, he was pretty spoiled wasn’t he?

Nikaido Yamato: He couldn't accept his best friend leaving, so he blamed everyone around him for his problems and vented his bad days to his friends so they would comfort him

Nikaido Yamato: Wait... I kinda feel like I’m having déjà vu...

Natsume Minami: Oh?

Natsume Minami: In reality, all he wanted was to skate with his best friend again, but he couldn't say that one word, so he struggled with despair all the while.

Natsume Minami: He was unable to be fully emotionless, so he couldn’t help but show vulnerability and kindness to those who loved him, which resonates with you deeply.

Nikaido Yamato: Damn. You really went into details 

Natsume Minami: It's fun. I enjoy discussing acting with you.

Nikaido Yamato: I feel the same thing. I feel like we fit each other’s style more every time we’re acting together, Natsume-chan.

Natsume Minami: Are you flirting with me?

Nikaido Yamato: So wanting to work with you more is the same as flirting with you now?

Natsume Minami: You're making me blush.

Nikaido Yamato: Liar LMAO

Natsume Minami: It's true. You said "I just wanted to laugh and skate again. It’s enough for me that I was able to do it today." in the script. Your expression at that moment was just like that.

Nikaido Yamato: That’s the one thing you praised me for on the spot, it's embarrassing to hear it again in text

Natsume Minami:

Natsume Minami: Being able to discuss our work like this feels like youth to us, doesn't it?

Nikaido Yamato: Maybe you’re right! I'll write that the coffee I'm drinking now is the flavor of youth.

Natsume Minami: Can I match your answer? I was just drinking some too.

Nikaido Yamato: Oh, what a coincidence. Though the flavor of youth turned out quite bitter.

Natsume Minami: It's a special flavor, just like us.

[torahoes]

(IDOLiSH7) Torao Mido - Drama Collection 2 Summer Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator. If you come across any mistakes, feel free to let me know and I will make the necessary corrections.

Torao Mido: Good work today. I watched the Kokona movie you mentioned the other day

Nagi Rokuya: I have been eagerly awaiting your message, Mido-shi.

Nagi Rokuya: Now, let's hear your 5★ review that will impress even professional film critics. How was "Magical Girl Magical★Kokona ~A Great Operation in the Galaxy of Love~"? X-D))))))

Torao Mido: First, let me apologize. I was misled by the character design

Torao Mido: This was totally a profound and intense human drama.

Nagi Rokuya: OH… I am deeply moved right now.

Nagi Rokuya: I heard the sound of you falling into the Kokona swamp.

Torao Mido: What kind of sound would that be?

Nagi Rokuya: Plop…

Torao Mido: That's a rather soft sound lol

Torao Mido: Firstly, the character setup was straightforward, so I could enjoy it even as a first-time viewer. You have the space queen aiming to conquer Earth and Kokona who bravely stands up to her.

Nagi Rokuya: YES! It's made so that even those who haven't seen the anime can enjoy it! The attention to detail is superb. The staff are brilliant too.

Torao Mido: Also, I felt I absolutely had to talk about this

Nagi Rokuya:

Torao Mido: The scene where Kokona, despite being battered from repeated attacks, mustered her last bit of strength to cast a spell was incredibly intense

Torao Mido: I never expected such a heartfelt scream from a character that looks like that…

Nagi Rokuya: "As long as there's love, magical girls are eternal!"

Nagi Rokuya: And then the godly OP starts playing. You can't watch it without bursting into tears.

Torao Mido: I get it. That direction is just unfair

Nagi Rokuya: I'm shaking your hand passionately in my mind right now, Mido-shi.

Torao Mido: You're not going to do it in person?

Nagi Rokuya: Hm, I'm not opposed to that.

Nagi Rokuya: Anything else? 🥹

Torao Mido: Let's see… Kokona always loved people. No matter how much she suffered, she never hesitated to reach out a helping hand. She never forgot to have a sympathetic heart

Torao Mido: Kokona — she's a great woman.

Nagi Rokuya: OMG

Nagi Rokuya: Just how much potential do you possess, Mido-shi? Please come to my castle, the IDOLiSH7 dorm, immediately!!

Torao Mido: Can't it be tomorrow? We'll be together for the interview anyway

Nagi Rokuya:

Nagi Rokuya: Oh, right! I’m looking forward to hearing your thoughts in person tomorrow X-D))))))

Torao Mido:

Torao Mido: Changing the topic, there's something I wanted to ask you as well

Torao Mido: Remember we talked about preparing a return gift for the bouquet of origami flowers we received from the child actors? What are you planning to give them? I'd like to avoid giving the same thing

Nagi Rokuya: It was a lovely gift to commemorate our acquaintance, wasn't it? I’m preparing handkerchiefs with embroidered parasols, inspired by the drama 🏖️

Torao Mido: I see. I’ll steer clear of handkerchiefs then, thanks

Nagi Rokuya: So even a playboy like you struggles with gift-giving, huh?

Torao Mido: Haruka said, "They used gold and silver origami, so you need to think really carefully about your return gift," which instantly raised the difficulty….

Nagi Rokuya: OH… just as Isumi-shi said, gold and silver origami are very rare and precious because there are so few sheets ;-(

Torao Mido: Yeah, seems so…

Torao Mido: I know we shouldn't just gift something expensive without much thought. I’ll think about it a bit more

Nagi Rokuya:

Nagi Rokuya: Talking with you like this, Mido-shi, I feel that the contrast between you and your character isn't that stark.

Torao Mido: Really? I'm not that laid-back though, right? I played a photographer, so there were a lot of instances where I just wandered off with my camera

Nagi Rokuya: I thought you were similar to your character in how thoughtful you are. In the vacation scenes, your character was the one who was the most attentive to the kids, showing them around various places, after all

Torao Mido: Thanks. Doesn't feel bad to hear that

Torao Mido: Thinking about it, I might have been the most sensible one in that chaotic group of four. Striving to capture memories, saying, "I want to capture everyone's laughter and the scent of the sea breeze in this one photo."

Nagi Rokuya: I agree. It really pained my heart to have to say, "Look, I've graciously decided to carry you. You should consider it a great honor," to the tired kids in such a haughty manner in that one scene ;-((((

Torao Mido: That was a funny scene. Your face was covered in sand, yet you still managed to maintain that posed look

Nagi Rokuya: I've had my fill of sand for a lifetime. I'm done with the sea now ✋

Torao Mido: Oh, right, you don’t handle hot places well. You're quite the opposite of your character, huh

Nagi Rokuya: I didn’t have the power to change the drama's setting from a tropical beach to a frigid land, so I just resigned myself and gave my all for the role ; -P

Torao Mido: I'm glad you didn’t have the power

Nagi Rokuya: Do you dislike winter?

Torao Mido: I don't dislike it. I've come to appreciate the warmth of a kotatsu. But if I had to choose, I prefer hot weather over cold.

Nagi Rokuya: I see, now that I know you're a haughty man who likes summer, it might not be an exaggeration to say I played you, Mido-shi 😂

Torao Mido: You playing the role of me, huh. Not bad.

Nagi Rokuya: OH! That was an unexpected reaction. Well then, in order to play me, you will need to study Kokona more

Torao Mido: Was that the deal!?

Nagi Rokuya: I've graciously decided to lend you my entire DVD collection. Be grateful.

Torao Mido: Yeah, I'm not really into that idea

Nagi Rokuya: Same here 😂

Nagi Rokuya: Anyway, I'm eagerly anticipating tomorrow. Let's discuss with the fervor that rivals the tropical sun X-)))))

Torao Mido: Yeah. I've encountered a great piece of work. Looking forward to it

The End.

[internals1ut]

I had a thought about jin getting jealous when he sees tohma and alan (or some other person) together once and now I can't get rid of it from my brain

*cough* possessive sex :peek:

Thank you for the idea anon

18+/nsfw/minors gtfo

Hehehehe jealous sex is a hot sex ✨

It was a usual meet up with Tohma and Mido being in the car and all. Jin heard that Tohma was at Vagastorm, wondering what the hell he was doing he followed him and saw the two go into the car and leave together out of it. That's when it started.

Jin was enraged with emotions, but it wasn't something he expressed out. Instead, what he did was give Tohma the cold shoulder whenever he was nearby or came to talk with him. Only giving small "Mhm" here and there.

Eventually the party came along and the two were standing with each other, Tohma asked Jin if he was just going to pout and be a baby the whole night which made him even more pissed off.

Excusing themselves, Jin used his stigma to make Tohma follow him to the bedroom and shut the door before he locked it.

Jin cornered Tohma before he started to integrate him about what he was doing with Mido. Tohma was upset that he was following him but then connected he got jealous and started to tease. "Are you, Jin Kamurai, jealous? How adorable". That was what made Jin snap.

Jin dragged Tohma to the bed before tearing away the clothes that were in his way. He got Tohma to hold onto the back of the couch, Tohma's back facing him, Jin's hands grabbed his hips before he slide himself inside of Tohma.

The sex was not gentle at all, Jin should have half the mind to take down the sound barrier so everyone could hear that Tohma was his and his alone. Only he could make Tohma feel like this. Only him! Not some himbo from Vagastorm!

But since the fact that they are keeping their relationship a secret, he can't take it down. Damn he wishes.

The moment Tohma becomes closer to cum, Jin makes the command to hold it.

Tohma trembled as he was in a desperate need to release out, his whole body begged with him to allow for the ability to cum.

Jin only allows it when he gets closer to they can do it together. But they are NOT done! While still inside, he bend Tohma over the arm of the couch and did him in that position as well. They did five more rounds, five more positions after that .

Jin's back was covered in light red scratch marks , some even got to the point where it broke a layer of skin.

Tohma on the other hand was covered to his neck to his chest and torso in light bites and some deeper ones too.

The two laid in bed together, while Jin was smoking in the bed occasionally letting Tohma take a hit of the cigarette.

They are in love I promise you guys

[msperfectsheep-posts]

Okay Note here. CHARACTER ASK. i7 Torao, Haruka, and Nagi. Ouran High School Haruhi. Batman Jason. Anyone in persona you must talk about (I don't know anyone there). Did I miss someone? (You don't have to do all. I am mereky curious)

THANK YOU NOTE!!! I'm gonna put all of these beneath a cut just so I don't clog up people's dashes <3

Torao Mido: (IDOLiSH7)

Torao is the kind of character where you're like "literally why is he in the main cast when everyone else is a banger" and then you realize that his arc is just 4-5/6ths of the way into the story and you go Oh. Oh. I get it now. That's him. That said, I want to blast him with a fire hose.

Haruka Isumi: (IDOLiSH7)

Haruka was my discord pfp for several months and I think that says a lot already. I love him so much, he's like. so bulliable and he should be bullied. Dramatic ass teenager baby that dresses like an e-boy. I love him so much and every time he bleps (:P) in official art I want to Die. Prime blorbo material.

Nagi Rokuya: (IDOLiSH7)

I'll admit outright that, as someone who had Ouran High School Host Club change my brain chemistry forever when I was a child, and with i7 having a main character named Tamaki, I CONSTANTLY called Nagi "Tamaki" during the first season just because he was the silly blond weeb guy!! I was like holy shit there's two of them. And then I got to parts 3 and 4 and I was like Oh Holy Shit they're even more similar than I thought :'). Nagi is a BELOVED character of mine but it took a moment for me to grow into loving his character. I wish I saw more fan content of him because he fucking rocks, but he's also just on a different plane from a lot of the more popular characters and I get it. I love how everyone respects him as they should though. My king forever and ever.

Haruhi Fujioka: (Ouran High School Host Club)

SPEAKING OF OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB. Haruhi's arc in the anime and manga is a little different, and obviously the anime wasn't supposed to end where it did, but with the changes the director and writers made, I truly believe that it would be impossible for the animeverse to end the same way the mangaverse did. Anyways Haruhi is a really funny character because she's supposed to be the straightman in a lot of the jokes, but she's just as dramatic and silly as everyone else. And it's great. 10/10 protagonist, every time I think of her I think of that tumblr post about her with the big brown eyes and I go Yeah. yeah.

Jason Todd: (DC Comics; Batman)

(If you can't read that square, it says "SCOTT LOBDELL")

Jason was NOT my favorite DC character or even Robin for a long, long time. I only really got into his character when I started working on my fic, Beyond Imagination, and had to start analyzing what a younger Jason was like and how he would interact with the world in a modern day and age. All of the Batman characters get flanderized and mischaracterized by fanon and canon a lot, so it's hard to figure out what was generally agreed upon as canon unless you read yourself, but Jason's got a strong story and personality that really shined with his resurrection. I'd say it's one of the best uses of reviving a character thought to be dead, and every time I think about his death and like. both the in-universe and real life events that lead up to it, I get emotional. Great character that makes me deeply ill to think of from a meta-perspective.

Maya Amano: (Persona 2 Innocent Sin & Persona 2 Eternal Punishment)

Okay so. You may have noticed I tagged two Persona games for her and that's because, spoilers for Persona 2, the first Persona 2 (Innocent Sin) is a timeline that fails. The game with you resetting the timeline because you fucked up that badly, and the second Persona 2 (Eternal Punishment) is your second shot and doing things over. HOWEVER. Maya changes with the timelines because she was doomed to die with how things were set up in Innocent Sin, and fixing that to give the timeline a shot in Eternal Punishment changes her as a character. This bingo is more about Innocent Sin Maya, who is a 23 year old girlfailure reporter that makes me Deeply Deeply Ill. If you're ever curious, you can send me an ask and I'll talk about her more in depth because Persona 2 isn't the easiest game to play

Thank you for the ask!!!

[catonatrain]

GAGAHGAHSHDFG LAPIS IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO ASK YOU ONE FOR THE CHARACTER BINGO. UHH,, MIDORIMA FOR THE BINGO :D

OOMFIE DO NOT WORRY.... ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IM REPLYING LATE <3 u were right on time!!!

here is my bingo for midorima!! anyone can ask me charas too id love to do it :>

mido's just my little guy... i think he's one of the funniest charas in the show and im always so endeared by him and i do like to playfully make fun of him but if anyone is ever mean, mean to him i will find them... he already takes so many L's... his life is in danger without his lucky item... not having significant wins on screen... it never ends...

he's not my fav miragen, but i think i talk about him more to my friends and brother than my actual fav miragen member which i think is silly... semi told me that she sees midorima as like atsumu in the fact i talk abt them more despite them not being my favorite... also the green associations (atsumu is green to my friends due to an inside joke)

as for headcanons my friends and i have some fun ideas for what the 2nd year is like for them!! it's also a little silly!!

anyways thank u for the ask!!! and thank u for ur patience!!!

[kani-miso]

thanks for tagging me @adipostsstuff

theres alot to talk about uhm so i will make this very very short (its literally almost 3 am im tired lmao,,, so much to talk about,,,, so little time,,,,)

their similarities

es and mikoto (and his system) share a very similiar lifestyle, for example

overworking themselves (also getting stressed over work) (mikoto's is proved in both of his songs and the undercover scene) (es' is proved in minigram 41 iirc (because its a minigram, it will be made into a more comedy like scene) and proved with this line from fuuta's t2 vd iirc "Yet I've been dealing with it this whole time! I've been desperately thinking about all of the prisoners, including you! So I don't think I was ever wrong. No matter what hell I make this place to be, I will not run away! I won't make someone else deal with it!")

obeying those who are above them (mikoto is most obviously his boss (although john hates them)) (es is milgram and most likely the milgram administrators (shown in the novel))

amnesia (mikoto's amnesia is maybe forced amnesia or dissociative amnesia) (es' amnesia is caused by the memory wipe that might be electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) that is done by milgram)

appearance (mikoto is described as an average guy who doesn't look that bad and doesn't look that good either) (es is made to look "normal" (natural hair, natural eyes ect) so they can be seen as an average person (+they made them even more neutral by making them look gender neutral)

violent behaviour (this isn't for mikoto, but more for john. john tends to act really violent towards others he find annoying or stressful for mikoto. he does that in order to protect mikoto) (es acts violent as a defense mechanism to those who annoys or creeps them out. they do this in order to protect their fragile ego)

low empathy (well, i can just say that john has low empathy since he only cares about what mikoto feels and he would never understand how others do) (es' is proven with this line (i dont remember which vd but prob mahiru) "I don’t completely understand what you’re saying, but… Being in love and loving someone—are they really that important?")

being seen as emotionless (mido time yippe. in meme, mido can only be seen with a deadpan face. so uh, i guess he either doesn't know how to express himself well or dgaf) (es is well, proven alot in muu's vd (t1 and t2) and amane's vd (t2))

NEOPLASM AUGRHRHFHDHFHFHHFHFH

in neoplasm, es for the first time refers to themselves with a different 1st person pronoun, uchi (うち). uchi is usually used by people when talking to their family members or someone close to them. and the fact they're only using it when talking tl john instead of mikoto makes me ill because es knows john's struggles and how its similiar to theirs, making it even more easier to sympathize with him.

es is the first person to canonically accept mikoto's system without being ableist about it. they treated john like an actual person, not some sort of insane psychotic monster. even though john beat them up in t1, they seemed to easily move on from that incident and accept that it is what it is. this made john slightly shocked which is sad because he never received any sort of respect like this. its also kinda cute how john says he accepts (thinks it's okay) the name that es gave to him.

also not exactly neoplasm, but i want to compare john's behavior to es'. they both don't realize that they're actually a person who is kind(or respected) (john's is proved in neoplasm obviously) (es' is proven in YONAH "I'm... a kind person?.."

ALSO, i want to talk about john and es being sensitive when questioned their authority (and how they answer). i don't remember how it exactly went, but ig es asked or said something about him that made him say like uh "im a university graduate after all" which is a funny and childish response. when es gets questioned their authority, they always say "im the warden here! you're the prisoner." which is also an equaly childish response.

ALSO, i think its so nice but more bittersweet that es is just kinda hiding the existence of john and the others to mikoto just so he doesn't get more stressed than how he already is.

mikoto's little sister

might be a stretch but hear me out. mikoto said that his sister is a highschooler (es can be either a 3rd year in middle school or 1st year in high school). he said that his sister is hard-working like he is (the first point i made on this post). also uhh they look very similiar together (considering that mikoto's blond ends are very much likely dyed).

john and es arguing like siblings in this vd makes me happy in unexplainable ways.

similiar trauma

it is very very much implied that mikoto was abused by his father who ended up leaving them because of "work", this traumatic experience made him develop did. it's also implied that he went through sa from a gang member or coworker (the "fanservice" in meme is angled in a way to make it look like a camera, the start of meme also looks like mikoto capturing a camera (the screen effects)).

es most likely shares a similiar experience with mikoto. it's very much possible that the reason they always choose violence as a defense mechanism is because of their household. they could also be a csa survivor. in kazui's t2 vd, es states how they have a PERSONAL dislike for those who act on sexual urges. they're also visibly disgusted by kazui scrutinizing them, thinking that he's a creep. the reason they think kazui's a creep is not only because of him looking at them in a "weird way", its also because of their first interaction in t1. in the t1 kazui vd, they were welcomed with a large man restraining them randomly. it was also scary for them because the milgram protection barrier didn't work for a bit (until it did), making them still able to feel that kazui almost restrained them. there's also more proof to the ca and csa theory, which is how es dislikes getting touched or feeling skin to skin contact.

anyways 0009 siblings i love

what interests people about es + kayanosys friendship

[tickling-giggles]

Birthday Tradition

A/N: BIRTHDAY SPECIAL TICKLE FIC FOR IZUKU….that’s all 🤭✨(Dw I got something for Mirio aswell) *ALSO BESIDES HIM LOVING ALL MIGHT YOU CANNOT TELL ME HIS FAVORITE PART ABT HIS BIRTHDAY ARE THE BIRTHDAY WISHES IDC IDC*

Summary:Nothing special just some birthday tickles for broccoli boy😼

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July 15th 7:15 A.M. (LOOK AT MY JOKE👈🏾☠️)

Deku wakes up doing his normal routine when finally looks at his phone and sees today is his birthday. He gets real excited as he puts a tie on that kacchan gave to him back in middle school to wear on his birthday.

8:00 A.M. he arrives to class 1-A but what he expected…. didn’t happen. He walked in everyone acted like it was an ordinary day.

“Oh hey Mido-Bro nice tie”Kirishima complimented. “Oh uh thanks” Deku replied not really expecting “THAT”.

“Good morning Midoriya nice tie” Shinsou smirked as he walked to his homeroom.

‘Okayyyyy something is definitely going on don’t know what but it’s something’. Deku walked over to Kacchan which as usual having his feet propped up on his desk “What do you want Nerd” he looked up from his phone.

Deku said nothing as he sat down infront of him leaving him confused as ever. Todoroki then walked up to him. “Hey Midoriya I want to— “YES… yes I meant justtellmee” Deku excitedly interrupted Todoroki.

“Have you gotten a spare pencil” Todoroki asked in a weird accent. “Todoroki that sentence didn’t even make sense but yes I do”Deku sighed had he handed him a pencil.

“Oh I was speaking like how Hamilton speaks Thankyou though also nice tie I like it” Todoroki bluntly replied before heading back to his desk.

‘talk about a teas— WAIIIT I get it now this little thing they have going on is some stupid prank for me to fall for HA jokes on them I’ll just act like I don’t care’

“Young Midoriya I see your thinking hard and class hasn’t started yet” All might teased hinting to him that he was mumbling.

“Izuku I like your tie it looks nice” Aizawa complimented before falling asleep on the floor “Thankyou Mr. Aizawa” ‘THE TEACHERS ARE ON IT TOO WOW so mean😒’

3:10 P.M. He went through the ENTIRE school day without receiving a single birthday wish BUT he kept in mind that this was some stupid little prank that his classmate were pulling on him.

After showering he plopped down onto his bed an— *bzzt* “Come down stairs Nerd” is what he received from kacchan before groaning and heading downstairs noticing that the light were off in the hallways and he assumed that the elevator wasn’t working so he took the stairs clutching onto the railing for dear life.

“Hey kacchan im downstairs I got your message it’s really dark I can’t tell if that’s you on the couch or not” Deku babbled as he slowly inched his way to the couch before two big hands wrapped around his torso.

“WOAH— WHAT THE ACTUAL FU—“

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIDORIYA”

“Wow katchan your really rubbing off onto him” Denki smiled.

“Sorry Mido-bro it was so hard ignoring you” Kirishima apologize.

“Yeah especially with that cute tie you had on” jirou teased.

“Yeah it was quite adorable”Momo added on.

“YOU GUYSS” Deku blushed covering his face.

“Stupid nerd” Bakugou scoffed.

They all sanged happy birthday and ate some delicious cake. “Tape-Face, Tenticles” Bakugou called them signaling them.

Sero shot tape at dekus wrist and shoji pulled his arms behind the couch. “What’re you guys doing” Deku nervously asked since he was in this vulnerable position.

“Dekuuuuu I know you haven’t forgotten about our Birthday tradition” bakugou teased as he cracked his knuckles.

“Kahaccahan dohon’t”the anticipation was KILLING him.

“your already giggling and he hasn’t even touched you yet”Denki teased.

“Sorry no can do it all apart of tradition” Bakugou shrugged his shoulders before scribbling at his sides.

“Kahahahcchannn nohoho”

“kacchan yehes Oi shittyhair dunceface wanna join” bakugou turned towards them with a shit evil grin on his face.

As they each grabbed a foot and scratched the sole.

“NAHAHAHAHA KIHIRI KAMEHEHE”

“Wow Midoriya this sock feels veeeeeeery nice it’s so soft right kiri” Kaminari chuckled turning towards kiri. “Yeah Mido-bro this is like the softest sock every” Kiri added on.

“LIHIHIHIES ALL LIHIHIES YOHOHOU JUST WANNAHA TIHIHICKLE MEHEHEE” Deku shrieked.

“*GASP* MIDORIYA HOW RUDE WE WOULD NEVER” they both dramatically gasped.

“Ya’know what just for that get his hips bakubro” Kiri sassed. “I was already gonna shitty hair” Bakugou rolled his eyes.

“nononohoOHOHOHOHO” bakugou had suddenly paused.

“And now for the grand finaleeeee” bakugou exaggerated before he took a deep breath to blow 16 raspberries.

*PBBT*

“ohOHOHONEEE”

*PBBT*

“TWHOHOHO”

*PBBT*

“THREHEHEHE”

*PBBT*

“FOHOHOUR”

*PBBT*

“FIHIHIVE”

*PBBT*

“SIHIHIHIX AHAHAHA”

*PBBT*

“SEHEHVEHEN”

*PBBT*

“AHAHAHA EHEHEIGHT”

*PBBT*

“NAHAH NIHIHINE”

*PBBT*

“TEHEHEHEN”

*PBBT*

“EEEHHEHEHELVEHEHN”

*PBBT*

“TWEHEHEHELVE”

*PBBT*

“THIRTEHEEHEHEHHEN”

*PBBT*

“FOHOHOURTEEHEN”

*PBBT*

“FIHI-AHAH FIFTEHEHEHEN”

*PBBBBBT*

“SIHIHIHIXTEHEHEHEEN NAHAHAHAA”

“And a few more just for good luck”

*PBBT PBBT PBBT*

“OHOHOHO GAHAHAD KAHAHAHAHTSUHUHUKEHEHE YOHOHOU AHAHAHA” Bakugou knew that was his cue to stop.

“Alright I guess I don’t want to kill you just yet” bakugou joked as everyone cleaned up seeing that Deku was K.O asleep on the couch.

“Oi four-eyes, Crafting table im going to take him to his room” He notifieds them as he tossed the tired piece of broccoli over his shoulder and carried him to his room. Tuck him into bed tossed him onto his bed.

“Heh happy birthday Izuku” bakugou smiled as he turned off the lights and closed his door.

[miyuwuki]

Can i request a scenario of Takao asking his s/o to babysit his little sister when he's out? Fluff fluff please basically just filled with reader and his lil sister having fun with each other. OH can you make the ending when Takao comes home, he finds both of them are sleeping, wrapped in a blanket on a couch and he gets FULL AWE and constantly takes lots of picture of them and set it as his wallpaper? Sorry if it's too long i just can't get big brother Takao out of my mind and it's to cute. <3

babysitting his younger sister

a/n: A TAKAO REQUEST. YES. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH EEEEE

warnings: none; i used “kanari” to name his younger sis

takao x reader

“thank you for watching kanari,” takao said into your hair, tightening his grip as he hugged you. “can’t believe coach wants us to have last minute practice.” you shook your head in his shoulder, giggling at his complaint, “don’t worry, kazu. i would love to spend time with her anyway, she’s my favourite!” he pulled back with a sarcastic gasp and scoffed, “am i not your favourite?”

with a smirk, you pushed him out the door and waved at him, “nope, now bye bye!” and closed the door. immediately, you felt your phone buzz.

kazukazu ♥︎> i’m hurt :(( but have fun,, i love you

you smiled, quickly typing an i love you back.

“y/n-chinny?” kanari called out, peeking her head out of the kitchen. it was so cute how she added “chinny” to everyone’s name; “kazu-chinny,” “mido-chinny,” “mama-chinny.” the first time you met kanari, “y/n-chinny,” slid off her tongue so naturally that it became your new favourite nickname.

“yes love?” you replied, ambling to the kitchen only to find a bunch of baking ingredients sprawled across the dining table. “i prepared the baking stuff! i wanna bake a cake,” she said, eyes sparkling brightly at you. you ruffled her hair, kneeling down so you can be at eye level with her. “sure we can bake a cake! what flavour are you thinking of?” 

“i think i wanna do red velvet. i’ve never made a red velvet cake before.”

“then red velvet it is!” 

you grabbed the pink apron from the wall and helped her put it on, then grabbed the spare one for you to wear. before you started to bake, you pulled out your phone to take a picture that you can send to takao. 

“kanari! can you smile at the camera for me?” you asked, facing the camera towards her. she happily obliged and posed like a princess doing a curtsy with her apron and smiled.

you> *attachment* isn’t she the cutest?

kazukazu ♥︎> WOW, YOU GUYS ARE BAKING WITHOUT ME? im hurt, you know i like cake

you> of course <3 now have fun!

- 

“i wanna decorate it like a wedding cake.” kanari cheered after you guys made some decorations for the cake as it was cooling down. it was a messy process, different food colourings here and there but in the end, it turned out lovely.

“a wedding cake? sure, do you have a picture of your parents that we can copy?” you pinched her cheek softly, feeling the plushness between your fingers.

“no y/n-chinny, i wanna make you and kazu-chinny! i have dolls that look like you and him.”

you stared at kanari for a bit, blush rising to your cheeks as you can feel your heart palpate against your chest. “is that so? why not then?” you smiled. 

“are you going to marry kazu-chinny later?” 

your eyes wide red at her blunt and abrupt question, and suddenly you thought about all the sleepless nights you’ve had with takao, talking about the future. it wasn’t uncommon that the topic of marriage had occurred in these conversations; you both were going to live in a cozy home, somewhere bright with a lot of sun, and you were going to have a pet shiba inu named pochi. you gave a toothy grin at kanari, “i hope so, kanari.”

“yay!! then let’s decorate this cake!” 

you carefully iced the cake a very light pink at kanari’s request, while she placed the white, candied flowers all around its side. she also added a whole ton of sprinkles around the circumference and you couldn’t help but take more candid photos of her, making sure you’ll never forget this day.

“look! i told you these wedding people look just like you and kazu-chinny!” she giggled and carefully placed the bride and groom figurines in the centre of the cake. “and done,” she muttered, clapping her hands together. “we did it!”

-

after some cleaning, you tucked kana into bed, soon joining in beside her to and cuddled her gently. 

“can i ask you something, y/n-chinny?” she mumbled, snuggling into your chest. 

“anything, what’s up?”

“how did you and kazu-chinny get together? he’s mean and loud, and sometimes stinky.”

you chuckled at her remarks and took a minute before answering. “well, you’re right. he was really annoying in high school, along with midorima. to be honest, kanari, i really didn’t like him.

“but he was very kind to me. when i forgot to eat, he would buy me lunch. he always noticed when i wasn’t feeling okay, and then i realized, wow, i like him. but it wasn’t that easy,” you paused and sighed, trying to articulate how you would explain this part of the story. 

“i was very scared to love.”

kanari looked up at you and hummed, “scared to love? love kazu-chinny? why?”

“i guess.. i guess i didn’t want to get hurt.”

“was kazu-chinny gonna hurt you?”

“no, but love hurts sometimes.” you pat her head, “but your brother taught me that that it will all be okay. he makes me so happy, loves me for who i am, and i think that’s what love is. soon enough he took me on a date to maji burger and here we are.”

“i want to have a love like you and him,” kanari added, snuggling into your chest once more. “but right now, you and kazu-chinny’s love is the best.” it seemed like she fell asleep right after since her breathing became loud and even, but you still placed a kiss on the crown of her head, feeling love for her as if she was your own sister. not too shortly after, you fell asleep as well, feeling warm and giddy as it transitioned into the bliss.

-

“y/n? kanari?” takao called out as he entered the threshold of his home. “i’m home!” he placed his bags on the ground and checked the kitchen for the both of you; no sight of you both. but the sight that did catch his eye was the decorated cake, with his and your name pointing to the groom and bride figures. his cheeks formed a pink hue as he quickly snapped a picture of it on his phone.

“i’m definitely gonna marry them one day.” he grinned, swiping his finger along the icing to take a lick at it. “it’s good.”

he then headed for his sister’s room and knocked, but when there was no response he slowly let himself in, making sure he wasn’t too noisy.

“are you guys in here?” he whispered. his eyes landed on the two sleeping bodies on the bed after scanning the room, but gosh, he swore his heart swelled with so much love and awe. you were spooning kanari as if she was the most precious thing in the world, and kanari was snoring softly into your shirt. he had to take more pictures and he did, and even set it as his wallpaper. he posted a copy on his story with a caption, “my two girls.” it was too much for his heart strings as he quietly gushed at the view before him.

“sleeping without me, huh.” he uttered to himself, giving both you and his sister forehead kisses before leaving. “leave dinner to me, guys!”

*＊✿❀reblogs and likes are appreciated❀✿＊*

[traynslations]

Inumaru Touma Sugao Rabbit Chat Part 5: Cooking Party

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Touma: Takanashi-san!

Touma: Sorry for the late reply!

Touma: Thank you for contacting Yuki-san about the oligosaccharides!

Tsumugi: Thank you for your hard work, Inumaru-san.

Tsumugi: Yes! When I saw you at the TV station, I gave you a quick glance. And then you contacted me…!

Tsumugi: I was going to tell you right there, but I’m sorry for saying it late!

Touma: No, thank you for taking such good care of me!

Touma: I was surprised when Yuki-san suddenly sent me a Rabbit chat. We talked about various things and I even got some tips on cooking!

Touma: It seems that there are dishes that can be cooked not only in the microwave, but also in the toaster.

Tsumugi: Is that so! Not only toasters, but also recent new home appliances are convenient, depending on how you use them, you can use them for various things.

Touma: Heeh. I’m not really interested in cooking appliances, so I didn’t know they were useful for so many things.

Touma: Come to think of it, I was surprised to hear that there is a way to make soda at home!

Tsumugi: It’s a carbonated water maker…!

Touma: Right, right! It seems that Yuki-san has one, and it’s cool that he also has an automatic mill too.

Touma: The one that automatically grinds salt and pepper in a stylish way.

Tsumugi: I adore automatic mills! It’s very nice and cool to use while cooking, it gives you a good image..

Touma: I understand. Well, I’ll start with cooking, but…

Touma: It might be a good idea to use a toaster for breakfast.

Tsumugi: You also talked about breakfast in the interview for Sugao. There are many considerations regarding nutrition after a morning run, you say…!

Touma: I just talked about a protein bar ww

Touma: Did you also buy the magazine? Thank you!

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Option 1: The interview about ŹOOĻ was wonderful!

Touma: I’m happy to be praised so straightforwardly, but that makes me embarrassed ww. In a good way, I’ve grown to naturally want to talk about this. If my members read it, I’m afraid they’ll tease me about it…

Option 2: The story about being challenged by intestinal activities was interesting!

Touma: It was a good opportunity to talk about my bias towards eating out and bento boxes, so I wanted to review it. Mina always flaunts his fried food and ramen to me, and I am always tempted by it ww

Option 3: The picture of you on the cover was wonderful!

Touma: It still feels like a dream to be on the cover of “Sugao”. I sent you a picture of Sougo lined up at the convenience store this morning. I was happy he came to get it.

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Tsumugi: After watching your interview, I realized that there are many things I can learn from you, and I really did learn a lot!

Touma: Isn’t that compliment too much?

Tsumugi: No! It’s amazing to be able to be natural without embellishment at any time!

Touma: It’s not like I’m doing it consciously, so I don’t really feel it ww But I’m happy to hear that!

Touma:

Tsumugi: Come to think of it, how was the cooking party at Mido-san’s house?

Touma: Oh, that’s right! It was so much fun!

Touma: They said it was dangerous to let me cut the meat and vegetables, so Haru and Mina did most of that.

Touma: Tora and I just adjusted the heat and stuff.

Tsumugi: Seems the work was shared by everyone. The heat is important for cooking…!

Touma: Oh, I remember what medium heat is. The one where the fire barely touches the pot!

Tsumugi:

Tsumugi: What did you guys make?

Touma: Nikujaga!

Touma: Cooking with them was unimaginable in the past, so I was deeply moved.

Touma: Well, it’s kind of cool to say that my bad cooking skills are the reason.

Tsumugi: But it’s wonderful that you all gathered there since they were all worried about you!

Tsumugi: I can tell that you are loved as their leader.

Touma: I’m loved??

Touma: The guidance was pretty spartan ww

Tsumugi: Isn’t that also do to worry…!

Touma: If you ask them, they’ll say no ww

Tsumugi:

End of Part 5

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Translator’s note: That’s the end of Touma’s Sugao! It was so fun to read and I hope you all had fun reading it too! 

[deadwriter16]

Ooooo, maybe something about Bakugou and Deku proving their childhood friends? Like, they know each other better than anyone else.

last one!!! im caught up now yay!!! this ask game is closed now, i'll reopen it at some point when i have free time again. honestly i was not expecting to get as many asks as i did for this one, but it was an amazing pleasant surprise and i appreciated it so much!! thanks yall

this one was fun to write! ochako pov for a change. and i got to fit in my ochako uraraka the first bkdk agenda which was very fun

send me a trope and i'll write a bkdk drabble! (currently closed)

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Ochako Uraraka takes her role as the number one supporter of Deku and Bakugou’s relationship very seriously. She’s known they were fated rivals since the beginning, always meant to come together as the childhood friends they once were and become an unstoppable team, friends and partners for life. And yes, Bakugou was an awful bully to Deku, but it was obvious to Ochako that Deku loved him even through their rough patches, seeing the good in Bakugou and having faith in him. So when Ochako heard about their fight at Ground Beta and Bakguou’s subsequent atonement and apologies, Ochako was happy to hear Deku forgave him and they were friends again.

The issue there was that once they became friends, they started falling in love. Their crushes on each other were obviously mutual and incredibly sickening with how grossly enamored they were with each other. And yet both parties were completely oblivious to the others’ feelings, which absolutely killed Ochako. So she did what she could to try and get them to talk to each other, and at one point she may or may not have locked them in a closet because she was tired of their ridiculous pining. She wouldn’t let them out until they confessed to each other, which ended up working great because at some point she had to stop eavesdropping due to sounds she did not want to be hearing. She came back an hour later to get them from the closet and they stumbled out red-faced with their clothes rumpled. Ochako had just rolled her eyes.

The point here is that Ochako knows Deku and Bakugou’s relationship inside out. And she knows that there are no two people out there who know each other better than Deku and Bakugou do. And yet, for some inane reason, one Mina Ashido does not seem to believe her. Ochako is going to make so much money.

“Bakubabe knows a lot about Mido,” Mina concedes as they walk into the common room, “but Mido doesn’t really know much about Baku besides, like, his fighting styles and stuff, you know? Since they spent so long not being friends.”

“Sure, but it’s Deku and-” Ochako’s eyes dart around the room to make sure one possessive as hell Izuku Midoriya isn’t in earshot, “Kacchan. They’re not your average childhood friends to rivals to friends to lovers. They know each other.”

“Still,” Mina argues, “I don’t think they know the little details.”

“Oh, trust me, they do,” Ochako skips over to the sofa where Deku and Bakugou are sitting, studying together. Deku’s legs are thrown over Bakugou’s and Bakugou’s head rests on Deku’s shoulder, Deku absentmindedly stroking his spikes.

They’re so adorable.

“Hey Deku, Bakugou!” Ochako says as she stops in front of them, Mina standing next to her. They both look up, Deku with a grin and Bakugou with a disgruntled expression. “I was wondering if you could help me win a bit with Mina here?”

“What kind of bet?” Deku asks.

“Fuck yeah, I love winning,” Bakugou says.

“Well, Ochako bet me one hundred yen that you two know, like, basically everything about each other ‘cause your childhood friends,” Mina explains.

“We do,” Deku and Bakugou reply at the same time. Ochako smirks.

Mina crosses her arms. “Favorite color?”

“Red,” Bakugou bites out.

“Green!” Deku blurts, “see? I know Kacchan the best!”

“Nobody knows shitty Deku better than I do,” Bakugou agrees.

“Color’s an easy one, though,” Mina decides, “favorite food?”

“Could you be any easier?” Bakugou snorts, “katsudon.”

“Katsudon…” Ochako grins, “Katsuki…oh! I get it!”

“Ochako!” Deku whines, turning bright red. Bakugou smirks at him.

“Kacchan loves spicy curry,” Deku adds, “Kacchan always uses his mom's recipe but makes it a tad spicier! He adds an extra teaspoon of chili powder, to be exact.”

“Well,” Mina blinks, “that was a little creepy. How about…dream date?”

“Amusement park, crepes, hand holding like the fucking sap he is,” Bakugou lists off, looking smug. Mina gapes, and Ochako just laughs.

“What about Bakugou, Deku?”

“Oh,” Deku perks up, “Kacchan loves hiking! He likes long trails with some kind of water feature at the top, and he likes to go to a good restaurant to get some food afterward, but it has to be healthy and spicy! And then Kacchan likes to go home and stay in for the rest of the night. We watch All Might movies and cuddle!”

“Awwww,” MIna and Ochako squeal at the same time. Bakugou does not share this same sentiment, because he’s glaring daggers at Deku for revealing his secret soft side. Not that it was ever much of a secret. Bakugou is a huge softie to everyone.

“I feel like that proves it, though,” Ochako tells Mina, “I want my money.”

Mina grumbles, but she hands Ochako a hundred yen. “Fine. That was pretty good, I don’t even know that stuff about Kirishima. I’ll give you this one.”

“Yes!” Ochako crows in triumph, “the bakudekus keep on winning!”

“Awww,” Deku swoons, “me and Kacchan have a ship name?”

“The fucking whats?” Bakugou yells at the same time, already sparking.

Ochako smiles, fond. OTP.

[whattheheckmidoriya]

hello!! (•u• ✨) can I please request midoriya x reader fic where they’re childhood friends and have been dating since middle school? and class 1-a finds out about it and their reactions are just funny and chaotic lol. (they all think mido and mc are just friends cause they can’t see deku in a relationship 💀😂) thank you so much!!

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Pairing: Izuku Midoriya x reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Quick mention of injury (no descriptions!), secret relationship

Word Count: 2,067

Author's Note: Hey, amor! Thank you so much for this request! A secret relationship with Izuku sounds so pure??? This boy would be so gentle and caring?? OH MY HEART🥺 I hope you enjoy and thank you once again for trusting me with this request!

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Izuku never liked keeping secrets, but your relationship with him might be the only truth he was willing to hold back from his friends.

It’s not like he’s ashamed of calling you his girlfriend— bless his soul, this kid would never even give you the chance to second guess his love for you— he simply thinks that keeping what you two have away from gossip is safer. You agreed wholeheartedly, never telling your friends about your love life or anything to could lead to suspicions of such a thing.

It was fun, to be honest. The secrecy, the subtle glances and ghosting touches, the thrill of a hidden love for one another that was so pure and gentle.

Izuku has been by your side since you were kids in elementary school, back when you would run around the park playing hero and villain together. He was there when you discovered your quirk, cheering you on even when you were too scared to explore your power. He left doodles of All Might on your cast when you broke your leg while playing him and Kacchan at the park. He was the one who, despite his lack of a quirk, inspired you to be a hero. It was his selflessness and bravery that drew you to him.

You were there for him when his mom gave up on him ever developing a quirk. You gave him the space to talk about his observations on other heroes— heck, you even let him study the uses of your quirk and worked alongside him as he helped you improve your skills. When Kacchan tried to tear Izuku down, you always stepped in, bringing the ash blonde down a notch or two. Further down the line, after the U.A. entrance exam, he had even trusted you with the secret of his new quirk— which led you to have a serious conversation with All Might, but that’s besides the point.

No one would believe you if you told them you’ve been dating Izuku since middle school. It was funny, actually. Scampering away from the school hallways just to get a moment of privacy, sending texts back and forth with shy confessions of love while trying to keep your phone screens away from anyone’s sight, acting like you were going different ways once school was out for the day only to meet up several blocks down the road.

The secrecy simply became the norm, even after you both got into U.A. Now, your secret had a bigger purpose: to protect each other in this crazy hero life you both aimed for.Problem was that, unlike the kids back in middle school, your new friends were much more observant. They never shied away from asking prying questions, never cared to hide the way they would wiggle their eyebrows whenever you and Izuku crossed paths.

The teasing was relentless, but it was only rooted in rumors.

Until now.

You had been been training on the fields just outside of U.A with your friends, and being paired with Kacchan meant that you would not leave unscathed from the training grounds. Regardless of the boy’s quirk, you always did well to defend yourself and counter his attacks, giving boom boy a good run for his money; the fact that you were so good at battling against him meant that he would do anything and everything in his power to win this training session.

The entire class was sat on the field, watching you face off against Kacchan with adrenaline and excitement. Izuku was sitting on the grass, quickly jotting down notes on his notebook as he watched the whole thing unfold, surely hoping to run his observations through you once your match was over. His focus was solely on you, his eyes glimmering with admiration so strong yet so soft, a warm sense of pride flooding his heart as he watched you attack the ash blonde boy.

Kaminari and Kirishima were sitting on either side of Izuku, sharing knowing glances with each other as their friend paused his writing, his eyes settled on you as his lips quirked into a small smile.

“Midoriya, your girlfriend sure isn’t making it easy for Bakugo,” Kaminari teased, watching as you dodged an explosion before sending an attack of your own.

Kirishima nodded, smiling as he nudged Izuku's shoulder. “Yeah, your girl's amazing!”

Izuku really wasn’t listening, wasn’t paying attention to where he was or who he was around, you being his only fixation. So, he didn’t hesitate when he opened his mouth and—

“She is, isn’t she?”

Both Kirishima and Kaminari gaped at the boy, edging on shocked and amused. Parts of them thought that maybe they heard him wrong, that they were just so excited to get a confession out of him that their minds simply made one up for them— but they knew the boy had said exactly what they heard.

Whenever your friends confronted either one of you over the rumors of your relationship, you always shut them down without second thought, always just saying that people were confusing your friendship for something more.  Izuku always shook his head, laughing nervously with a quick “Oh— we're not together! We’re just friends!”, but not this time. No, this time he slipped up.

Izuku tensed, his cheeks burning as he quickly dropped his notebook, turning to his friends with wide eyes. “Wait, no! That’s not what I meant! She’s– she's my friend, not my girlfriend—”

Izuku Midoriya might be an extraordinary hero, but the poor boy couldn’t lie to save his own life. He could barely get away with a lie on a good day, but there was no way his friends would believe him now that his cheeks were tinted red and he couldn’t hold eye contact with either one of them.

“Oh my God,” Kaminari, gasped. The boy jumped up, taking hold of his red-headed counterpart, shaking his shoulders with a sense of victory. “They are dating! We knew it!”

“Who’s dating?”

All three boys turned to find Mina leaning over, a curious smile playing on her lips.

Izuku’s eyes widened, waving his hands dismissively in a panic. “No one—!”

“Our precious Midoriya and (L/N)!” Kaminari jumped, practically shaking with excitement as Mina squealed. “Can you believe it?! Our boy’s all grown up!” he wiped an imaginary tear away.

“No way! I always knew you two would make a good couple!” Mina cheered, catching the attention of the rest of the class. “Wait– you have to tell us! When did you ask her out?!”

Izuku gulped nervously, shielding himself behind his notebook, hoping that if he couldn’t see them, they would all disappear and leave him alone.

You were busy dodging another attack from Bakugo, swiftly twisting out of the way of an explosion before pushing him back a few steps with an attack of your own.

“Argh! Just die already!” Bakugo grunted, his chest rising and falling erratically as he sent a glare your way, clearly annoyed that he hasn’t knocked you down yet.

A laugh spilled past your lips as you wiped the sweat from your brow, raising your fists to steady yourself for another attack. “C'mon, Kacchan, I know you can do better than that! You aren’t losing your touch after all these years, are you?”

He bared his teeth at you, flexing his fingers before a spark crackled in his hands. “Go to hell! As if I’d ever lose to you!” His lips twisted into a snarl, vermillion eyes shining at the challenge.

“Then you better step it up, boom boy,” you smiled, bouncing on your heels at the anticipation of his attack.

The fight went on fiercely, a blur of swings, attacks and defensive maneuvers, both of you receiving your fair share of hits that were likely to bruise later. You stumbled back a few steps, readying yourself to dodge another blast when the class started yelling, grabbing your attention for a split second.

“You and (L/N) have been dating in secret for that long?!”

What the—, your thoughts were cut off by a blast that blew you several feet away from the training grounds, your breath rushing out of your lungs as you crashed on the ground with a grunt.

The class turned at the sound of the explosion, Izuku’s heart seizing as he spotted you struggling to get back on your feet. He immediately raced to you, dropping to his knees by your side as you gasped for air.

“(Y/N)! Are you okay?! Are you hurt?” he was frantically searching you over for injuries until you waved him off in the middle of a coughing fit.

“I’m… fine,” you grunted, taking hold of his hand before giving it a reassuring squeeze. “Just got the air knocked out of me.”

His sighed in relief, smiling as he helped you off the ground, once again looking over you to make sure you weren’t actually injured.

Your friends were all around you now, their faces warm with joy and excitement as they looked at your intertwined hands.

Izuku bit his lip nervously, glancing at your amused expression. “I’m guessing you heard what happened,” he sighed, a look of worry washing over his features. “Are you mad I slipped up?”

You laughed at him, the sound making him smile in return with a glint of adoration in his eyes. “I’m sure they would’ve found out sooner or later,” you pressed a soft kiss onto his scarred knuckles, chuckling at the chorus of awww's that echoed from your group of friends. “So no, I’m not mad.”

“I can’t believe you kept this a secret from us!” Mina spoke up, her smile bright and genuine. “All this time, you had us thinking those rumors were fake!”

“Yeah! You guys fooled us good!” Sero exclaimed, leaning against Kirishima as the red head flashed you both a smile of approval.

“I’m surprised you idiots couldn’t figure it out on your own.” Kacchan snapped, crossing his arms over his chest as he pushed his way to the front of the group where he could be face-to-face with you and Izuku.

You both blinked at him in surprise, tilting your heads with curiosity.

“Kacchan, you knew?” The blond glared at your boyfriend, almost insulted that the freckled boy even doubted how good of an observer he was.

“Of course I knew, you moron!” Kacchan scoffed, making you laugh under your breath. “You two dumbasses forget that you’ve been a pain in my ass since before elementary!”

“You knew this entire time?! Why didn’t you say anything?!” Kaminari shouted, exasperated at his friend’s lack of gossiping.

You raised an eyebrow, urging Kacchan to answer as Izuku gave your hand a subtle squeeze.

“Their relationship is none of my business,” he stated dryly before turning to the two of you, and you didn’t miss the soft look that flashed in his eyes. “But if they tried keeping it a secret for so many years, they must’ve had a reason.”

Izuku nodded, gratefully with a smile playing his lips. “Thanks, Kacchan.”

“Shut it, you damn nerd.”

You both laughed at that, not missing the subtle smile the blonde quickly replaced with a frown.

It didn’t take long for the group to go back to their previous spot on the grass away from the training grounds, leaving you with your boyfriend for a brief moment.

You rested your head on his shoulder, a lazy smile settling on your lips as you let out a deep breath. Izuku smiled at you, his eyes twinkling with a love he no longer had to keep hidden. “Tired? Maybe we could grab something to eat before washing up?”

Humming in approval, you once again pulled his hand to your lips, gently kissing the scars of his battered skin. “That sounds nice.”

He wrapped an arm around you, pulling you close to the warmth of his chest before pressing a kiss onto the top of your head. “It’s kinda weird not having to sneak around to do this anymore,” he laughed while you leaned into his touch. “I love you so much.”

You beaming up at him, your smile making his heart soar. “I love you too, Izuku.”

As you made your way back to the group, you heard someone shout at the top of their lungs, excitement tightly knit into their words.

“We are so planning a wedding!”

[hunieday]

8th Anniversary story - Chapter 6

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Mizuno: We’re going to rely on internal and consumer surveys to decide on the members that will form each unit…

Mizuno: What lineup do you think would be the best for the units? Please let us know for reference.

Mizuno: We would like to know what your expectations are as idols so that we could use your insight for publicity later on.

Yuki: You’re asking us to divide the members based on their beverage type…?

Momo: I think I'd be in the sports drink category.

Izumi Mitsuki: Sports drinks sound good, right? Momo-san has that sports image. Speaking of which, I think I’m in the sports drink category too?

Izumi Iori: If it were up to me, I'd place you in a category that caters more to women. Something like tea or juice-based carbonated beverages...

Izumi Iori: What kind of flavors are you planning for those?

Mizuno: We're still discussing the matter, but we're thinking of a lightly sparkling, bittersweet flavor...

Kujo Tenn: Lightly sparkling... If that's what you’re going for, I don’t think it’s suitable for Izumi Mitsuki. Maybe it's more fitting for Izumi Iori?

Izumi Iori: I also think that's a possibility. It might suit me, Kujo-san... Maybe even Osaka-san?

Osaka Sougo: Do I give off a bittersweet image?

Yotsuba Tamaki: Actually he’s more of an energy drink guy.

Momo: Yuki, you might fit in there too, right? Yuki doesn't give off the image of a sports drink or energy drink vibe...

Mizuno: Ah, actually, for the energy drinks we're thinking of a taste that's not about charging up your body with energy…

Mizuno: We’re thinking of a chill and healing taste, caffeine-free to help with relaxation, recovering physical strength and reducing stress…

Mido Torao: That sounds like it might suit Minami.

Isumi Haruka: I know right? He fits right in.

Natsumr Minami: I sort of see it. Wouldn’t Yuki-san also fit in this unit?

Yuki: I also think I lean more towards relaxation.

Momo: Then, let's rearrange things based on what you guys just said. This goes in tea...

Izumi Mitsuki: How about this for sports drinks? Tsunashi-san, are you okay with this?

Izumi Iori: I think Yotsuba-san fits there as well.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Sports drinks? I’m not really a sports guy.

Izumi Iori: Still, you give off a sporty and fresh energy.

Osaka Sougo: Who else besides me could fit the melancholic image?

Kujo Tenn: If no one else fits, I’ll join you.

Osaka Sougo: Ah, I am honored. Thank you for working with me in the sad people category.

Kujo Tenn: Sad people category is quite the phrase…

Izumi Iori: Are you certain I should be here? Isn't Nanase-san more suited for tea?

Nanase Riku: Tea? I love tea!

Izumi Iori: I didn't ask for your preferences. Rokuya-san might fit around here...

Rokuya Nagi: OK! Let's stick together, Riku!

Nikaido Yamato: A chill energy drink seems to fit Yaotome, right?

Nikaido Yamato: Cool exterior and hot interior, moderately balanced…

Yaotome Gaku: Really? What about you?

Nikaido Yamato: I’m a tea or chill type of person, right?

Izumi Iori: Tea... perhaps.

Momo: Chill sounds good, but Yamato, I think your image suits a classical vibe.

Nanase Riku: Yamato-san, let’s be together!

Rokuya Nagi: Welcome, Yamato!

Nikaido Yamato: That would make it a unit with three IDOLiSH7 members…four if we include Mitsu. That doesn't seem very balanced.

Izumi Mitsuki: Should I go elsewhere then?

Inumaru Touma: How about we focus on image for now?

Izumi Mitsuki: That's right! What about ŹOOḼ? Categorizing you sounds challenging.

Yotsuba Tamaki: If we're talking gorilla tier energy drinks, that's ŹOOḼ.

Mido Torao: I get it. In that case should I go with tea...?

Natsume Minami: I think you could pull off the melancholic vibe surprisingly well. It’s quite refreshing.

Osaka Sougo: Then, we'll welcome you here.

Inumaru Touma: Haru, let’s go for the sports drink.

Isumi Haruka: We’re going there?

Momo: Chill or carbonated drinks suit you just fine, but having Haruka with the sports drink unit would be nice and fresh!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Come on, join us!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh, we're together!

Isumi Haruka: Yeah... pleased to work with you.

Momo: Has everyone decided? Alright, let's announce the results!!

Mizuno: Oh, it's Momo-kun's live MC... I'm glad to be able to hear him up close.

Momo: Ahaha! Sorry, force of habit!

Momo: As the first selection, we have the tea group: Yamato, Mitsuki, Nagi, and Riku!

Nagi Rokuya & Izumi Mitsuki & Nanase Riku & Nikaido Yamato: Yay!

Yaotome Gaku: I can see these four being tea drinkers. They look like they’d relax by the window and chat.

Nikaido Yamato: Sipping tea by the window, sounds very ladylike. Greetings, everyone.

Izumi Mitsuki: Hohoho. Pleased to meet you, sister. (t/n: he calls him onee-sama, a polite and sophisticated way to refer to someone older than you in this context)

Nanase Riku: Elegant! It's your specialty, Nagi!

Nagi Rokuya: I’m at your service. Let's have a wonderful tea time.

Inumaru Touma: Ahaha! They started acting right away.

Kujo Tenn: However, if one of the new units consists only of IDOLiSH7, it will be a waste for the shuffle premise.

Izumi Iori: Will there be adjustments in that regard? To ensure there will be no overlap with the units from the opening ceremony? 

Mido Torao: What about the survey? Will it stay as it is?

Mizuno: Well, we're still considering those aspects.

Momo: For now, let's move on, shall we? Next is uhhhh, sports drinks! Sports drink members, gather around here!

Isumi Haruka: Yes!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Count me in!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Should I stay here?

Momo: Momo-chan is in here too!

Yotsuba Tamaki: Oh, isn’t this super cool !? there’s one member of each group, we’re super balanced!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: That's right! Tamaki-kun and I were in the opening ceremony unit together.

Yotsuba Tamaki: Yeah, those were the days!

Isumi Haruka: You guys look like you’d be good at sports... I'm not that great, though.

Momo: That's not true! You can dance so well!

Isumi Haruka: Th-thank you very much. But, I'm not really into proper sports or team sports...

Momo: Really? I’d be encouraged if I had someone like you on my team! How about we play soccer together sometime?

Isumi Haruka: Soccer... I heard that you were an incredibly skilled player, Momo-san.

Yuki: He was the captain of a team that made it to the national tournament.

Momo:  You say national, but really it was only back in high school!

Isumi Haruka: That's amazing… Tsunashi-san, did you play sports too?

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: I love sports! I used to play in different school clubs.

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: You know, since I was tall, I often substituted members of different clubs.

Isumi Haruka: You sure are a big guy...

Yotsuba Tamaki: Ryuu-aniki, try jumping with your hands raised like you’re blocking a volleyball!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Sure thing.

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Hyah!

*Clap!*

Yotsuba Tamaki & Isumi Haruka: So high...!!

Izumi Mitsuki: What about chill? It's Yuki-san, Natsume and...

Inumaru Touma: Tora might work well. If it's chill mixed with energy drinks, it feels loose, right? Very Tora-like.

Mido Torao: I'm not that loose, am I?

Natsume Minami: I can sort of see it. Mido-san can go in a direction more noble and glamorous but also more relaxed.

Inumaru Touma: Yeah, that's it. A relaxed vibe.

Mido Torao: Relaxed, huh... what about you, Touma? I thought you were with the energy drink group?

Inumaru Touma: I’m not sure if I’m a chill guy…

Isumi Haruka: But I don’t think you fit the tea or sports drink image either.

Momo: chill or melancholic carbonated group... Who's in the latter group again?

Izumi Iori: If Mido-san moves, it would be me, Osaka-san, and Kujo-san.

Natsume Minami: If that's the case, would that make the chill group be me, Yuki-san, and Mido-san?

Nikaido Yamato: Yuki-san, how about carbonated drinks? You don’t seem like an energy drink guy, even if it’s for relaxation.

Nanase Riku: Touma-san, you give more of a chill vibe than a melancholic carbonated one, no?

Inumaru Touma: I could, but there are already three ŹOOḼ members in it.

Isumi Haruka: I've been left out…!

Rokuya Nagi: Hm... Indeed, ŹOOḼ does give off a loose image.

Nikaido Yamato: it is ŹOOḼ after all.

Rokuya Nagi: ...

Nikaido Yamato: Don't look at me with that serious face!!

Rokuya Nagi: OH...

Izumi Mitsuki: You've really gotten into dad jokes...

Nanase Riku: I see! ŹOOḼ and "Loose"! It's a palindrome! Amazing, Yamato-san!

Nikaido Yamato: Riku’s pure eyes are making my heart ache…

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: I think Gaku might be around here? In a subtractive way...

Yaotome Gaku: What do you mean subtractive?

Touma: I get it. You have a strong character, Yaotome. It’s out of common people’s lines.

Izumi Iori: It's a high-end brand.

Natsume Minami: I think high-quality fruit juice or non-alcoholic champagne would suit you well.

Mizuno: Ah... Actually, we are thinking of using high-quality tea leaves and setting the price range slightly higher than average for the tea beverages...

Nikaido Yamato: Is that so? Well, that changes things. Wouldn't it be better for Yaotome to be in the tea group?

Mizuno: Overall, we’re aiming to have all four of the new products have a sense of uniqueness, so we're considering a slightly higher price range. We plan to use high-quality ingredients for them after all.

Kujo Tenn: In that case, are you also aiming for an energy drink with a sense of high-quality luxury rather than something common?

Mizuno: You are correct.

Kujo Tenn: Then, Gaku might work well in the energy drink group? If the other three ŹOOḼ members end up together, Isumi Haruka would cry...

Isumi Haruka: I won't cry though!?

Yaotome Gaku: Alright, I'll join chill’s energy drink club. Count me in.

Natsume Minami: Please to work with you.

Mido Torao: Count me in too.

Yuki: Me too.

Momo: Ahh, isn't this nice? The four members we have here radiate an extraordinarily chill vibe!

Izumi Mitsuki: Indeed! It feels very modern!

Izumi Iori: The last group is a carbonated drink with a hint of melancholy, right? With me and...

Osaka Sougo: Me too.

Kujo Tenn: I think I’m here too.

Inumaru Touma: So I guess I'll join this group?

Yaotome Gaku: Yeah, that should work. With Inumaru there you’ll balance out the overly neat atmosphere.

Kujo Tenn: Thanks. I guess you thought I was too neat and tidy.

Yaotome Gaku: Rather than neat, Tenn, the younger Izumi brother and Osaka are more like angels.

Nanase Riku: I understand!!

Izumi Iori: Well, I understand.

Osaka Sougo: I feel a lot of responsibility.

Yaotome Gaku: Now that Inumaru joined you, he adds a bit of edge to it, which works out just right.

Yaotome Gaku: It's fizzy with a bit of edge.

Isumi Haruka: yoy’re right!

Momo: Ah! So, I think we’re all done now?

Izumi Mitsuki: The Tea group!

Rokuya Nagi & Nanase Riku & Nikaido Yamato: Yes!

Momo: The Sports Drink group!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke & Yotsuba Tamaki& Isumi Haruka: Yes!

Yaotome Gaku: The chill Energy Drink group!

Yuki & Natsume Minami & Mido Torao: Yes!

Izumi Iori: The melancholic Carbonated Drink group.

Osaka Sougo & Kujo Tenn & Inumaru Touma: Yes!

*Clap clap clap*

Mizuno: Wow...! Thank you very much! I'll take your suggestions into consideration when creating the units!

Nanase Riku: Thank you very much!

Yotsuba Tamaki: That was interesting! I wonder if we’re at least a teeny bit right? I'm curious about how the actual combinations will turn out!

Momo: After this, you'll be conducting internal and consumer surveys to make adjustments, right?

Mizuno: Yes! We will use the initial ideas as references in our planning documents.

Izumi Mitsuki: I wonder how they’ll turn out.

Rokuya Nagi: I'm also curious about the new songs we’ll sing as units!

Nanase Riku: I hope your 8th-anniversary project will be lots of fun!

Mizuno: Yes! I'll do my best to make it exciting!

Yaotome Gaku: Leave it to us. We'll get everyone pumped up.

Izumi Mitsuki: Right! Let's give it our all!

Inumaru Touma: Yeah! I'm glad we can work together!

Mizuno: ...you guys...

Mizushima: Isn't it time we changed our attitude a bit, too...?

Mizumura: Y-Yeah, that’s right! It's our anniversary, after all!

Mizumori: Let's forget about the argument during the 9th inning of the baseball game when we were torn between whether or not the ball was out or safe!

Izumi Iori: You were still holding onto that?

Natsume Minami: That is extremely irrelevant.

Rokuya Nagi: OH... So there was a sad incident. However, this anniversary should be a good opportunity to reconcile and make up.

Rokuya Nagi: How about it? Mizuno-san, Mizushima-san, Mizumura-san, Mizumori-san.

Nikaido Yamato: That's right. Let’s flush the past down. Just like water. (t/n: this is another dad joke, since all four of the organizers’ names start with mizu=water, he’s telling them they should flush down their past)

Rokuya Nagi: Huh...?

Nikaido Yamato: Stop questioning me with that serious face.

Mizuno & Mizushima & Mizumura & Mizumori: Huh...?

Nikaido Yamato: Don’t hop on his bandwagon too!

Izumi Mitsuki: Yamato-san, Yamato-san! You're talking too much...!

Nikaido Yamato: Because, these people!? seem to get into nonsensical fights all the time!? I have to balance that…

Izumi Mitsuki: Okay, okay! You're amazing! Yamato-san is amazing!

Yuki: Rich boy, you’re acting really spoiled.

Nanase Riku: It feels like everyone from the mysterious company is one step away from reconciling!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Since it’s a rare chance, I hope everyone can get along with each other, communicate properly, and celebrate the anniversary!

Isumi Haruka: That's right... You might regret it later if you don't! You uncles!

Mizuno: ...But...

Mizushima: ...It feels like...

Mizumura: ...This might be the last...

Mizumori: ...Chance for a fresh start...

Natsume Minami: This is getting annoying. I'll grab you guys by the ties and throw you into a river.

Inumaru Touma: Mina, don’t treat them like we’re at Redfes again!

Nanase Riku: The final trigger... What on earth could it be?

Kujo Tenn: Nanase-san. We're idols, right?

Nanase Riku: Te… Kujo-san.

Kujo Tenn: in times like these, why don’t we sing?

Nanase Riku: You’re right!

Isumi Haruka: That might be it!

Nanase Riku: We've been moving people's hearts with our songs all this time!

Nanase Riku: I'm sure this time, we can also move the hearts of those mysterious people from the water series!

Izumi Iori: Seriously, you guys don't even want to remember their last names.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Let’s reach them! Deliver those feelings to the water series!

Yuki: We want to make the water series people happy.

Momo: Yuki and the others don’t remember either.

Mizuno: You idols... for the sake of people like us, to go to such lengths...

Nanase Riku: We all work to make everyone happy!

Nanase Riku: Guys, will you lend us a hand!?

Yaotome Gaku: Yeah! If that's the case, TRIGGER will go along with you.

Inumaru Touma: ŹOOĻ too!

Momo: Momo-chan and his Darling will lend a hand, of course!

Nanase Riku: Thank you!

Nanase Riku: Everyone! Let's clear away the lingering doubts in the hearts of the water series people with that song!

Izumi Iori: Understood. That song, right?

Nikaido Yamato: Oh! It's that song!

Izumi Mitsuki: I knew it, that song is perfect for times like this!

Yotsuba Tamaki: I get it, that song’s the only way to go!

Osaka Sougo: Roger. That song.

Rokuya Nagi: Alright! Let's sing that song you’ve all been waiting for!

Kujo Tenn: That's right. That song.

Yaotome Raku: We'll sing it!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: To unite our hearts and feelings, there's no other choice but that song!

Momo: That's what I like to see! Let's sing that song!

Yuki: That's right. That song.

Isumi Haruka: There's no other song but "that song," right?

Inumaru Touma: Let's give it all we've got! "That song"!

Natsume Minami: …”that song”, right...

Mido Torao: …”that song”, huh...

Nanase Riku: Here we go! Please listen!

IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER & Re:vale & ŹOOĻ: ~♪♪♪

Kujo Tenn & Izumi Iori & Osaka Sougo & Isumi Haruka: 

♪ The closest thing to eternity in the world (Tenn, Pieces of the World)

♪ Our unfading GENERATiON, with you (Iori, MONSTER GENERATiON)

♪ Our path may still have bumps (Sougo, Kizuna)

♪ Got it... Say Wassup! (Haruka, Poisonous Gangster)

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke & Rokuya Nagi & Nikaido Yamato & Inumaru Touma:

♪ SHINE, in the shining light (Ryuu, Beautiful Prayer)

♪ You as the wind, blowing (Hatsukoi Rhythm)

♪ Ready go! Dark, Dark, Dark (GOOD NiGHT AWESOME)

♪ It's scary, someday we'll part ways (SASAGERO you are mine)

(t/n: im losing my mind someone please save me)

Izumi Mitsuki & Nanase Riku & Momo & Natsume Minami:

♪ We'll deliver our love's YELL (Mitsu, wonderful Octave)

♪ We met, and these feelings are connected (Riku, Welcome future world)

♪ For example, tomorrow's horizon (Momo, Your Rhapsody)

♪ Illuminating the water's surface, the summer Sunshine (Mina, déja vu)

Yaotome Gaku & Yotsuba Tamaki & Yuki & Mido Torao:

♪ We'll become the trigger that starts a storm (Gaky, Destiny)

♪ Echoing beyond the great tomorrow (Tama, The funky universe)

♪ No matter where we sing (Yuki, Taiyo no Esperanza)

♪ Our bonds won't waver, so let's go toward the future! (Tora, Utopia)

Mizuno: Huh...?

Mizushima: Huh...?

Mizumura: Um...

Mizumori: Uh...

Nanase Riku: Waaaait a minute! Everyone, STOP!

Nanase Riku: It’s... It's that song, you know?

Inumaru Touma: Ah!

Nikaido Yamato: My bad! It's that song!

Yaotome Gaku: OKOK. It's that song.

Rokuya Nagi: Yes! I got it.

Nanase Riku: Is everything okay?

Yuki: It's fine, it's fine.

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke: Perfect!

Isumi Haruka: It's that one, right?

Nanase Riku: That's right, that's right! Exactly!

Kujo Tenn: I completely understand.

Osaka Sougo: That one over there.

Izumi Mitsuki: We can do it. One more time, please!

Nanase Riku: Alright! Now, please listen, water series!

Izumi Iori: You're abbreviating too much, aren't you?

Mizuno & Mizushima & Mizumura & Mizumori: Yes!

Nikaido Yamato: It's alright.

Nanase Riku: Let's do it! On the count of three...

Yaotome Gaku & Izumi Iori & Yuki & Isumi Haruka:

♪Bare your fangs, devour the silence (Gaku; Crescent Rise)

♪Let's set up the Perfection Gimmick (Iori, Perfection Gimmick)

♪Higher and higher than the multicolored lights that decorate the city (Yuki, To my Dearest)

♪Soar even higher (Haruka, Storonger & Storonger) 

Mizuno: Ah...

Mizushima: Somehow...

Nikaido Yamato & Nanase Riku & Momo & Inumaru Touma:

♪We're always chasing after it (Yamato, TOMORROW EViDENCE)

♪When we grasp it, tomorrow will change into any color (Riku, NiGHTFALL)

♪Let's sing, let's sing, looking up at the sky (Momo, Journey)

♪Here we go, Bang! Bang! Bang! (Touma, you know which one)

Mizumura: Ah... ah...

Mizumori: ...That's enough! Everyone! let's make up!!

Mizuno & Mizushima & Mizumura: Mizumori!!

Tsunashi Ryuunosuke & Rokuya Nagi & Izumi Mitsuki & Mido Torao:

♪Let our wishes reach, even if they're far away (Ryuu, Negai wa shine)

♪I'm always thinking of you secretly (Nagi, Sakura message)

♪Fly high! That's why I believe (Mitsuki, RESTART POiNTER)

♪Roar, roar, all living things (Minami, 4-roar)

Mizumori: When I listened to their song, I understood!!

Mizumori: It's fine for us to be all over the place!

Mizuno: Indeed…!

Mizushima: Even though they were singing different songs...

Mizumura: It's so wonderful!

(t/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THEY STILL SINGING SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Kujo Tenn & Osaka Sougo & Yotsuba Tamaki & Mido Torao:

♪Let's embrace our feelings to the fullest (Tenn, Natsu shiyoze)

♪Yes, Dancing BEAT!! (Sougo, gee i wonder)

♪Beyond those unsaid feelings (Tamaki, miss you.)

♪Don't misunderstand, if it's life, I've long since cast it aside (Torao, Survivor)

Mizuno: Let's make up!

Mizumori: Let's do it!

Mizushima: That ball was safe!

Mizumura: No, it was out! I’ll give you back your point!

Mizuno: Thank you very much! Because of all the idols…!

Mizuno & Mizushima & Mizumura & Mizumori: We've made up…!

IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER & Re:vale & ŹOOĻ: ~♪♪♪

Izumi Iori: (And so...)

Izumi Iori: (The hellish planning meeting came to an end.)

Mizuno: It's a little late, but once again, I'm Mizuno from the PR Department of Jyuurokugumi.

Izumi Iori: So, you're from Jyuurokugumi huh? Known for flashy and buzzworthy product launches and famous for food events...

Mizuno: I'm truly grateful to hear that.

Izumi Mitsuki: Why did you use an alias to hide your company's name?

Osaka Sougo: That's right. Was there some reason you couldn't tell us?

Mizuno: The reason we asked all of you for this job is that you're popular idols trending among the young generation, and you represent the spirit of the new era.

Mizuno: However, if we had revealed our company name, Jyuurokugumi (Sixteenth group), we were afraid that people might easily misunderstand and think we were trying to gather 16 people...

Mizuno: I apologize if we ever misled you and made you feel uneasy…

Kujo Tenn & Osaka Sougo & Momo & Mido Torao: What the hell...

Yotsuba Tamaki: Don’t sweat it. We have numbers in our names too, so we often get jobs related to numbers.

Osaka Sougo: I know someone whose company has the word five in it.

Mizuno: Haha... I'm sorry. Would it have been better to be honest from the get-go?

Mizuno: Can we continue with our business as planned?

Nanase Riku: Of course! Please leave Jyuurokugumi’s anniversary to us!

Mizuno: Thank you so much! I'm genuinely so happy! Once again, please take care of us!

Mizushima & Mizumura & Mizumori: We look forward to working with you!

IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER & Re:vale & ŹOOĻ: Please take care of us!

Izumi Iori: I'm relieved that it's resolved peacefully.

Kujo Tenn: Indeed.

Kujo Tenn: (But I feel bad for suspecting him. I should give Kujo-san a call tonight...)

Osaka Sougo: (Maybe I should send him a get-well-soon message...)

Mido Torao: (I should visit my family's home soon...)

Momo: (I might try sending a rabbichat someday...)

Yotsuba Tamaki: They seem to be reflecting on something...

Yuki: I wonder what's wrong?

Nanase Riku: I'm curious about how the campaign and shuffle projects Jyuurokugumi has in store will turn out. 

Nanase Riku: I'm looking forward to seeing how they’ll select the members!

To be continued...