#thank you all who voted!!

[snvffsoda]

some silly/random headcanons i have for Strade, Ren, and Lawrence!!

i know a lot of people like to think he kidnaps people from the same bar, using the kind of pick up lines, but that wouldn’t be an efficient way to keep the bodies coming, and he knows that, how long until someone catches him dragging an unconscious/unsuspecting person in his car? And makes a call to the police? Strade doesn't take chances, not with the cops, he may be insane, but he's still extremely smart at what he does, he would go out to clubs, late-night parties, concerts, crowded busy areas, anywhere he could slip in and find someone and leave toghther with less caring eyes on him.

has cut his finger while using his power tools and made Ren suck the blood from his finger before, not because he wanted comfort or anything he just wanted to see Ren's sheepish look while he did (Ren enjoyed it too for the blood, albeit nervously)

Strade is a confident, charismatic man, but i still think no matter how hard he tries to hide his sadistic psychotic tendencies, they bleed through him with the way he talks to people, you always get this underlying feeling of unease when he speaks which is why he prefers alcohol to be involved to get his victims, it'd be harder to notice Strade’s eyes staring just a little too long for comfort when you're 4 shots in

always keeps eye contact, almost to an uncomfortable amount, it feels like he doesn't even blink half the time his stare feels like his eyes are always threatening to pierce your skull open and see what's inside from his gaze alone.

Strade is strong, but he's no amazing fighter, if you're fast enough, and have the intent to win, or to kill him i dont think his brute force and heavy swings will do much plus i think he uses a lot of street fighting tactics ie; slamming, grabbing you and pinning you, using weapons instead of just his fist to his own detriment (and that’s what i think got him killed)

really good at texting, he's very descriptive when he texts almost like you're really speaking to him on the phone or in person, he doesn't use a lot of slang or emoticons, Doesn't abbreviate his words like ‘idk’ ‘wyd’ so on, and lots of Periods. Commas, exclamation points! might reply to something funny he sees with a ‘LOL’ in all caps or ‘😂’ but that's it.

really really wants to learn guitar efficiently, but his claws always cut and get caught on the strings when he tries to play so whenever he does try to play he plays with a pick, he doesn't play the best because of it, it was one of the first things he bought with Strade’s money after he died since Strade didn’t want him to get one because it was ‘too noisy’

avid gamer and discord user to an unhealthy amount, and will spam you with messages when you dont hop on the game he's spam inviting you to play with him

sleeps on Strade’s old shirts and pants and coats, anything to where he can get his scent again in his room will sometimes cry himself to sleep thinking about him when laying on them, muttering to himself how sorry he is for letting him die

he remembers and still can understand basic Japanese formalities and such, he's since tried to relearn his native language online, and he did horribly because he forgot almost everything

sassy, when he's stressed, or angry, he can and will be sarcastic and make sly remarks regarding the situation to you, roll his eyes, cross his arms, mutter to himself, just more on the pouty side when it comes to handling his stress

has a collection of old chew toys, he's torn and bitten through with his fangs when his more animalistic tendencies kick in when he's in heat or just needs to keep his mouth busy

has been sent to psychiatric mental hospitals many times before when he was an adolescent by his family he never made friends or spoke much when he was, he did well, and never caused trouble

he’s fallen asleep while in the bath and somehow hasn't drowned himself hundreds of times he can't help it, it reminds him of the river,,

smoking weed helps him sleep through the day, it keeps him in a deep sleep since he's a light sleeper, so he isn't startled awake by his neighbors stomping about during the day

enjoys horror movies like ‘Jacobs Ladder’ and ‘The Jacket’ movies where the protagonist feels as though they are already dead or trapped in their mind, he relates to that feeling when he watches those films

would definitely be the type to go nonverbal when he is high, resorting to nods and shaking his head to get his point across if he's with you and comfortable around you

hates sweet tea and store-bought tea in general, he hates the way they taste and the texture they leave on his tongue, he prefers making tea himself with his plants and the ingredients he grows

[hellsitegenetics]

Hey so. Uh. I'm sorry for your loss. In the tumblr bracket. i voted for you

honestly it's kind of an honor to lose to such an og-- especially by such a small margin! feels a little crazy that so many people know who i am, you know?

(the vote isn't fully over by the way, you can check it out here)

[a-romantics-guide-to-life]

𝜗𝜚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓱𝓮’𝓼 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝔂 ᡣ𐭩 ⊹˚₊𝜗𝜚

young politician coryo snow x wife fem reader

tags: softie coryo, coryo prioritizing work, babying, domestic fluff, loser coryo if you squint, coryo is very much motivated by different things aka canon divergence

our poll winner fic!! have had this in my drafts for so long here it is finally! hope you enjoy!

It was no question that Coriolanus was smart, calculating, and hard working. He worked hard to fundraise, worked hard to snag the presidential campaign, worked hard at the University which he attended with the support of the Plinths, and he worked hard to stretch his money (and subsequently his limits).

And he worked hard to please you.

He knew you disliked eating all alone. So, Coriolanus made sure to be home by seven o’clock on the dot every night to help you cook dinner. You always loved the hominess of it and so he made sure to schedule meetings for after dinner and turned down any and all calls (unless the country was burning down of course).

Coriolanus also made sure to always be in bed with you by 9 o’clock. He’d shower and drape his robe on before laying right next to where you sat on your shared bed, usually a book in hand. On special nights, ones where Coriolanus swears he would drop everything and leave the country from the horridness of it all, he’d kiss you extra gently, laying his curly head at the top of your belly. Sometimes, tears would cascade down his face as you swear to kill the entire of Panem for him. You’d kiss his head, running your fingers through his curls as Coriolanus would weep softly against your thighs.

You always made sure to treat him extra nicely the next day, even canceling his meetings in the morning just so he could rest and get away from it all.

“Mmmmm, darling.”

Coryo nuzzled his face further into you, his curls tickling your neck. The sun was up, its rays seeping into your dark bedroom. His hand entwined in yours, playing lightly with the precious red diamond ring on your finger.

You chuckle, kissing his head softly eliciting a groan from him. He lifts his head, pressing his mouth to yours. Soft lips meet your own as your hands run through his curls.

A loud ring breaks you two apart, Corio’s head falling forward to meet yours. His hands go to your hips as he groans, this one a different shade of agony, and gets up to pick it up. 

You knew he wouldn’t pick up at night but morning was free territory for other greedy politicians and staff members to steal Coriolanus’ few minutes in heaven with you.

He stared outside the window, his once ocean blue eyes turning icy as his jaw locked. Your eyebrows crease in worry as you stand up walking over to where he silently nodded along to what the person on the line said. You approached him silently, wrapping your arms around his stiff body. He looked to you, his eyes softening before his free arm wrapped itself around your body. Coryo presses a kiss to your hairline before taking the phone and walking to his dresser, his voice tense as he responds to whatever the person on the line said. 

He nearly yells into the phone for calling him over an ‘emergency funding meeting’ about his ‘campaign’. Coryo was no fool, he knew exactly what they wanted from him. Money. And he hated how you looked up at him all softly even knowing he was about to leave you yet again for the entire day. He hated how his chest constricted after you wrapped yourself around him to relieve his stress.

But, that wasn’t enough to get him to not put on his blood red suit, comb his curls into a neater style, and go to his office where his team called him. If he wanted to take over Panem and milk it for all it’s got to make you feel safe and secure, he had to go.

He may even have to break his promise with you, his darling gem.

And you knew that. In the nearly twenty-four hours that Coriolanus is gone, you knew that all he was doing was for all who he had lost along the way. His politician father whose name he wanted to live up to, his dear mother who he wanted to honor by taking care of you, his beloved wife. His Grandma’am who he wanted to honor by bringing her country back to its former glory, and most of all, yours and Coryo’s fallen friend Sejanus who Coryo wanted to honor by seizing control of all of Panem and lessening the burden of the Districts. 

So, even as you sat all by yourself eating a dinner prepared in utter silence, you worried about Coryo. What he was doing, had he had dinner yet? Had he had any food in the last five-six hours? Had he been working restlessly to resolve whatever issues arose in the two hours he had spent with you?

You continued on with your routine, cleaning every dirty dish in the sink. Cleaning your room and organizing Coryo’s desk all before sitting down and opening your book.

Although, you couldn’t read a single word. Your mind kept torturing you. You knew Coriolanus was passionate and driven, so much so that once he has his mind set on something he’ll forget everything else.

So you shook your head as you placed your book back onto your nightstand, a delicate red ribbon bookmark gifted to you by Coriolanus sticking out of the page you had last read. Memories of Coriolanus’ soft yet powerful voice reading the page to you while you lay in between his arms and legs play in your mind as your body grows cold from the missing heat of your husband behind you. 

You pull your legs to your chest, hoping the movement would warm you up until the sound of your creaky front door opening. You turn to face Coryo’s side, it couldn’t be Coryo. He would stay at his office instead of coming home this late.

The sound of feet moving closer to your bedroom had you standing up and running to the door. The familiar tug pulls you to open the door and immediately run into familiar arms.

Coryo stumbles a little from the force of you running to hug him. His eyes water at the sight of you, your cheek pressed firmly against this wrinkled shirt, the steady fall of tears slowly cascading from your eyes. His arms wrap around you, his nose pressing firmly into your strawberry scented hair. He loved the smell of you, the hominess and realness of it. He despised the other Capitol girls with their complicated scents which matched their equally vapid personalities.

You two stood in the hallways for moments, reveling in the time spent together. You look up at Coryo’s hydrangea eyes, pressing up onto your toes before kissing your husband like it was the first time again. His eyes closed at the feel of your warm velvety lips against his own chapped and dry ones. He had developed the nasty habit of biting on his lip when he was a peacekeeper which only ever seemed to come back whenever faced with mountain tons of stress that could make his snow blond hair whiter.

He started pushing you back into your warmly lit room, the lights turned down Coryo noted. Must’ve meant that you were just about to sleep. He left your lips to take off his shirt, your eyebrows raising at the indication. You had started to unbutton your nightgown when he pressed his palm into your hands.

“Darling, I have no intention of making love to you, yet. I fear I am just too tired and would rather we just sleep.”

You look at him, noticing how his face is sunken and how murky his eyes had become. You quickly nod, kissing Coryo’s cheek as you told him to take off his clothes so he could change, and walk to the closet to toss him something to wear to sleep. He thanks you before swiftly taking his suit off, climbing underneath the covers, and sliding to his spot right next to you. His arms wrap around your middle, pulling you closer to him.

His nose presses into your hair, soft snores following shortly after. You smile, wrapping your own arm around his which squeezed you just a little closer to him.

In the morning, Coryo couldn’t help but get up early. He still had so much to do after the shit that went down two days ago. One thing leads to another and before Coryo knows it, his entire campaign is falling apart, only held together by his unwavering conviction and ambition.

Coryo longed for nothing more than to stay in bed with you.

When you woke up, the sun was high in the sky while the space next to you was long vacant. You got up, stretching a bit before setting out to find Coryo. You wrap yourself in smooth silks and heavy velvets as you trek through the house, peeking into every room looking for your blonde husband.

Your feet start to ache at the cold flooring your feet walked on as you continue your grand search for the future president of Panem. Finally, you open the creaky door of Coryo’s office finding the curly man slumped over his desk. You smile at the boyish look Coryo has on his face, his eyes closed in peace as drool slightly escapes his upturned lips. You laugh as he whines and laughs in his sleep, his head falling further into his hand.

Your hands rise to cradle his face, using a pillow you took from the couch in the room, to catch his face. You kiss his forehead, closing the curtains behind him. You also organize the papers that were in his hands, capping his favorite fountain pen. You close the door softly behind you as you get ready to prepare some ford for Coryo when he wakes.

And when Coryo does wake, the first thing he notices is that his back hurts. In fact, how had he fallen asleep in his office?  How had he gotten there? He stands, stretching his arms high above him, walking to open his curtains for the bright sun to flood the dark mahogany room.

“Oh, you’re awake darling.” You exclaim, walking to the coffee table to set down the tray in your hands.

“Mmm, how long have I been asleep, again.” Coryo smiles, walking to the couch, returning the pillow ushering you to take a seat next to him. As soon as you do, he leans in and kisses your soft cheek. 

“Only two hours but I have a feeling you could use some more sleep.” 

You arrange the tray, setting Coryo’s favorite coffee next to him, his favorite fruits and sweets on the table for him to choose from. 

“What's all this for baby?”

“You silly.” You turn to Coryo, bringing your hand to his cheek, “I know you’ve been busy and stressed so I’ve taken the liberty of cancelling all your calls and meetings no matter the emergency because you’re sick.”

He softens at the gesture, hugging you. You smile into the embrace, kissing his neck softly. He chuckles, tightening his arms around you further.

“Thank you so much, I need this my love.” He rests his head on your own.

“Don’t even think of it darling, I love you and wanna take care of you. Besides I have all the relaxation covered, by the end of this day you’ll be one with our bed.”

“Of that, I have no doubt love.”

You smile back at him, tackling him in a bear hug.

[navree]

Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.

Kamala 2024!

If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.

But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.

[starflungwaddledee]

some rather strong first impressions were made.

required reading for the magical "voice" headcanon and another for starstruck's signature in particular. asked by @trainerbob23 !

[hetaween-event]

welcome to hetaween! ⠀˖ 🕷 ⊹ ࣪ ˖

running october 22 - october 31 :

DAY 1: psychological horror , witches , bones

DAY 2: werewolves , autumn , secret

DAY 3: superstitions , myths , slasher movie

DAY 4: dead men tell no tales , poison , shadows

DAY 5: vampires , storms , abandoned

DAY 6: doppelganger , black cat , spirits

DAY 7: haunted house , tarot , stalker

DAY 8: careful what you wish for , demons , lost

DAY 9: ghost ship , spellbook , sweet treats

DAY 10: masquerade , sins , blood

[ please share if you can: @nsfhetalia, @hetaliacalendar, @hetaliahappenings, @heta-on-the-books ]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

[snailfen]

box gave up on her place in the game and drowned. after this, her corpse is dragged around, referred to as a male, treated like she's alive when no one sees that she isn't and no one ever finds out until suitcase finds her in the MeAfterlife, where she's decided to stay all this time despite there being an option to leave and live her life- saying that its not worth the risk to fight her way out because the only thing out there is a cruel, uncaring world where no matter if you do the right thing or not and stand up for yourself- you pay the price for it. this, too, is a trans allegory- (i am swiped off stage by a comically large cane)

[qussymagnet]

QUARK PUSSY

If you are in the United States, please go vote! No matter what, please go vote! I'm begging you!

QUARK PUSSY

[onesnoopyaday]

I AM AT MY LIMIT

Snoopy #90

30/12/2024

description under the cut

[description: a cartoon-style drawing of Snoopy's head. Snoopy is a white dog with black ears. His eyes are shut and his mouth is a horizontal line. There are two large blue teardrops, one under each eye. The text "I am at my limit" is handwritten across the top of the image.]

[bestanimal]

Round 2 Final Stats:

Previously I said any group to earn over 900 points will move on to Round 3, however, I’m going to make it the Top 10 just to make it even. Plus, what’s an extra two species?

For the final stats, I’ve made a little graphic with some doodles to remind y’all what each class is. (Couldn’t use emojis for everyone because, alas, there are not enough unique ones to represent all these animal groups!) The full list is typed out under the read more though, as well as the extra stats for this round!

The top classes (or phylogenetic equivalents) have been ranked thusly, listed here from highest ranking to lowest:

🦈 Chondrichthyes ~ 1,509

🐀 Mammalia ~ 1,437

🐍 Reptilia ~ 1,183

🐙 Cephalopoda ~ 1,175

🐸 Lissamphibia ~ 1,002

🐠 Actinopterygii ~ 983

🦀 Malacostraca ~ 954

🕷 Arachnida ~ 913

🐞 Insecta ~ 908

Actinistia ~ 853

🐌 Gastropoda ~ 796

🫁 Dipnoi ~ 598

🦪 Bivalvia ~ 507

Myxini ~ 492

Chilopoda ~ 479

Branchiopoda ~ 443

Polyplacophora ~ 427

Petromyzontida ~ 412

Pycnogonida ~ 405

Copepoda ~ 308

Ascidiacea ~ 394

Diplopoda ~ 393

Ostracoda ~ 278

Collembola ~ 272

Thecostraca ~ 253

Pauropoda ~ 246

Appendicularia ~ 229

Leptocardii ~ 222

Remipedia ~ 194

Symphyla ~ 166

Solenogastres ~ 164

Tergomya ~ 158

Scaphopoda ~ 142

Tantulocarida ~ 139

Cephalocarida ~ 134

Mystacocarida ~ 115

Caudofoveata ~ 110

Diplura ~ 94

Protura ~ 83

Ichthyostraca ~ 83

Our Top 10 Classes are Chondrichthyes, Mammalia, Reptilia, Cephalopoda, Lissamphibia, Actinopterygii, Malacostraca, Arachnida, Insecta, and Actinistia!

This means Chondrichthyes, Mammalia, Reptilia, Cephalopoda, Lissamphibia, Actinopterygii, Malacostraca, Arachnida, Insecta, and Actinistia will be moving on to Round 3, and broken up by Order (or some other phylogenetic equivalent).

Extra Stats:

Arthropod Class Pycnogonida (“sea spiders”)

~ was the first group of Round 2

~ was the first arthropod group of Round 2

~ had the highest amount of dislikes at 20

~ had the highest amount of hates at 5

Arthropod Class Symphyla (“garden centipedes”)

~ had the highest percentage of likes at 45%

Arthropod Class Ichthyostraca (“fish lice” and “tongue worms”)

~ had the highest percentage of dislikes at 9.1%

~ had the highest percentage of hates at 2.6%

Arthropod Class Mystacocarida (“mustache shrimp”)

~ had the lowest amount of loves at 13

~ had the lowest percentage of loves at 7.9%

~ had 0 hates

~ had the least reblogs at 8

~ had the least notes at 21

Arthropod Class Ostracoda (“seed shrimp”)

~ had 0 hates

~ received exactly 200 votes

Arthropod Class Copepoda (copepods)

~ had 0 hates

Arthropod Class Malacostraca (“crabs”, “lobsters”, “shrimp”, etc)

~ had the third most reblogs at 55

~ had the highest percentage of loves at 52.8%

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ was the highest ranked Arthropod class

Arthropod Class Tantulocarida (tantulocarids)

~ had the highest amount of neutral votes at 91, along with Caudofoveata

Arthropod Class Cephalocarida (“horseshoe shrimp”)

~ had 0 hates

Arthropod Class Remipedia (remipedes)

~ had 0 hates

Arthropod Class Collembola (“springtails”)

~ had 0 hates

Arthropod Class/Order Protura (“coneheads”)

~ had the least votes at 125

~ had the lowest amount of favorites at 1

~ had the lowest percentage of favorites at 0.8%

~ had 0 hates

Arthropod Class Insecta (insects)

~ had 0 dislikes

Chordate Class Leptocardii (“lancelets”)

~ was the first Chordate group of Round 2

~ had 0 hates

Chordate Class Ascidiacea/Thaliacea (“sea squirts”, “salps”, “pyrosomes”, etc.)

~ had 0 hates

Chordate Class Appendicularia (“larvaceans”)

~ had 0 hates

Chordate Class Chondrichthyes (“cartilaginous fish”)

~ had the most votes at 415

~ had the highest amount of loves at 181

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ had the most reblogs at 105

~ had the most notes at 235

~ was the highest ranked group of chordates

Chordate Class Actinistia (“coelacanths”)

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ was the first single genus (Latimeria) to be ranked

Chordate Class Dipnoi (“lungfish”)

~ had the highest amount of likes at 104

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ contained the first of my personal favorites (Australian Lungfish) to be eliminated 🥲

Chordate Class Lissamphibia (amphibians)

~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Reptilia and Gastropoda

~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Reptilia and Gastropoda

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

Chordate Class Reptilia (reptiles)

~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Lissamphibia and Gastropoda

~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Lissamphibia and Gastropoda

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

Chordate Class Mammalia (mammals)

~ had the highest amount of favorites at 258

~ had the highest percentage of favorites at 80.6%

~ had the lowest amount of likes at 4

~ had the lowest percentage of likes at 1.2%

Molluscan Class Polyplacophora (“chitons”)

~ was the first Mollusc group of Round 2

~ had 0 hates

Molluscan Class Solenogastres (solenogasters)

~ had 0 hates

Molluscan Class Caudofoveata (caudofoveatans)

~ had the highest amount of neutral votes at 91, along with Tantulocarida

~ had the highest percentage of neutral votes at 58%

Molluscan Subclass Tergomya (tergomyans)

~ had 0 hates

Molluscan Class Cephalopoda (cephalopods)

~ had the second most reblogs at 66

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ was the only molluscan class to make it into the Top Ten

Molluscan Class Scaphopoda (“tusk shells”)

~ had 0 hates

Molluscan Class Gastropoda (“snails” and kin)

~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates

~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Lissamphibia and Reptilia

~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Lissamphibia and Reptilia

Molluscan Class Bivalvia (bivalves)

~ had 0 dislikes

[babsvibes]

@daddygrandpaandthebeaver asked about the results of my latest ask wave, so being me I made a presentation of it!

[feroluce]

Alright dudes. Legit question, relating to something I might be writing later, which I would be so so happy if everyone reblogged for the sake of sample size:

If you played the Luminary Wardance event of Honkai Star Rail 2.5, did it negatively impact your view of Boothill? And did you think it was written in character for him, or out of character?

Sadly a simple poll doesn't allow me QUITE as much nuance as I would like, so feel free to put opinions or questions in replies/tags/askbox me some shit or whatever. But I am very curious about the split between people who are big Boothill enthusiasts (know more lore/characterization) vs more casual fans as to whether you think it was in character or not!

[starflungwaddledee]

Have you noticed that Red Butterfly is keep following you?

And no, most of the butterflies don't follow anyone but scents of nectar.

starstruck regained +5 points of emotional health! she remembered this is meant to be an adventure, and looks forward to seeing some exciting things! just not this particular butterfly, it seems.

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[disneymydear]

TOP 10 DISNEY MOVIES (as voted by my followers) ⇢#1 - TANGLED (2010)

Well, that's the good part, I guess. You get to go find a new dream.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 6: Dress-up

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