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Flashbang Chapters 1-6, Buggy: argh, you’re driving me nuts.
Flashbang 6-8, Buggy: argh, you’re driving me nuts.
(I also pirated this joke)
i see your pirated joke and raise you this derivative one:
tfw u r a clown pirate who is being driven nuts
#opla#thank u for ur joke#i pirated buggy technically by proxy#also he is so cute the hat wobble i think is what truly sells this#cutie patootie
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I love your art so much. I need to throw them all against a wall and watch them bounce off like gumdrops.
BONUS:
ENGLAND: Bounces off with a whimsical sound. CHINA: Bounces off whimsically, but with a slightly unsettling reverb.
FRANCE: He is a rotten egg. SOUTH ITALY: Begins to sizzle and fry as he hits the ground...?!
GERMANY: Every time he flops another inch down, you can hear a deadpan "ow." JAPAN: Tries to pretend like he doesn't care, but he's drenched in sweat.
RUSSIA: You throw him hastily after he stabs your hand. CANADA: Totally nonplussed about the whole thing. Super casual, even.
AMERICA: His explosion comes with cheap VFX and a Wilhelm scream. NORTH ITALY: He emerges from the explosion completely fine.
#hetalia#2p hetalia#2p england#2p italy#2p america#2p canada#2p romano#2p china#2p russia#2p france#2p germany#2p japan#2P EVERYONE I GUESS#anon thank u so much for ur kind words <333 i will fulfill your wish and let u throw them.#ask#anonymous#not to giggle at my own joke but im loving the idea of throwing america at a wall and he just COMBUSTS . EXPLODE BOY
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the entire point of the blue food was that it was the only way sally could consistently rebel against gabe without getting her or percy punished. sally is not and never was submissive in the books. percy himself says sally has "a rebellious streak, like me." however, sally and percy were under threat of serious abuse from gabe and therefore had to pick their battles. blue food was sally's way of telling percy "i am here and fighting with you" and "there is hope in the world still."
#whenever sally wasn't around gabe threatened percy with physical violence and percy is regularly scared of ppl physically harming him#even before training at camp half blood which is likely bc he was actually physically abused#also part of gabe's abuse was insulting percy's intelligence and i know y'all don't realize how serious that was#bc percy being stupid is a fandom joke and a punchline in rick's newer books#so yes ppl commenting that they changed* gabe's abuse is not just ppl pointing out sally's sassy comebacks as a little strange#thanks for coming to my tedtalk#percy jackson#sally jackson#percy#sally#pjo tv#rr crit#pjo show crit#min talks pjo#*ppl are acting like all abuse is the same so if u comment on gabe's abuse being changed it means ur saying he's not abusive#which isn't at all what is being said here but that's the current level of comprehension we're dealing w at this point
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Ah yes, my favorite fictional family, Knife Revenge and his sons [checks notes] Shadow, Glove, Space Napoleon, Martyred Bestie, and Jaing
#repcomm#kal skirata#republic commando#look his naming skills are very bad and its funny#jaing also has a dumb name origin slash meaning but his is harder to make a joke out of bc its a random historical trainer#who is the reason for the gendai murderbot not-mando in the 2003 animated series#also kals name is really funny bc either he grew up w it and his dad was like nice my kid is named knife/shiv#OR little feral rat creature 7 year old kal skirata told their brand new parent i want my name to be knife and he rolled w it#thank u kt for ur internal plot and world inconsistencies being hilarious and funny
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Luke for Spotify Wrapped
#i need to talk about how broad he looks omg send help#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#boy ep#video#kh4f post#apparently I'm a fake fan bc he was not in my Top 5 (according to lastfm he was my No 7 artist for the year)#but tbh perhaps for the best bc i may have not fared well with this jump scare#all of a sudden Luke is looking outrageously wide and waving his especially large looking hand ? with no warning? dead#and he's got jokes!#what a rollercoaster of a 15 second video#anyways#shoulders#thank u for ur time
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Just saw your trans fem don, loved it! Could we possibly get more?
sorry it took so long!! we completely forgot to post this!!
#THANK U BTW!!!#not us slapping transfem leo half assed then spending more time on donnie /silly#im the babygirl ceo i bring shame on my girl /joke#BUT AT LEAST DONNIE CAME OUT CUTE#UR GIRL MY GOOD LAD#mycel doodles#tmnt 2012#transfem donnie
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TikTok is back
im expecting you to consistently keep me updated on tiktoks developing status now that youve done it twice
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"I'm just the shell of the person you used to be"
#oc#Ever vengeful#dnd oc#<- not a joke. literal. i made the species myself#spec bio#<- kinda#its a species that came from rapid evolution thanks to almeraj's exposed to magical radiation#gore tw#<- just in case for the ears being cut and bleeding scars#sits down head in hands. Eve im so sorry#my fighter thrown into time travel and being forced to change in ways that will make it unable to see itself as the same person#ON TOP OF WHAT MADE THEM A SHELL OF WHO THEY WERE ALREADY RGGGARARAAAAGHH RRAHAHGHAH#sorry you can't go home anymore. you can but you wont feel like you belong anymore from how uve changed.#though to be fair you lost the belief you would belong after losing Quick and suns so. maybe ur okay w that#sorry foir quick oc posting u know how it is.#dw ill be back to regularly scheduled insanity lolol
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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look everyone is entitled to their own interpretation and i am by no means saying the loumand relationship is in any way a healthy one but everyone reading that face down in the coffin scene as louis putting on his "pimp persona" and armand being unhappy about it... are we watching the same show? you think armand can't tell him no?? that man was TURNED ON and tore off those suspenders without hesitation. just like i would if louis would put on his big boy voice like that. yes maître
#all jokes aside if i see anyone bring up louis acting like a pimp again i will snap#yall think this is him oppressing armand or something?? as if armand is not in on this???#you can't even see that their shifting power dynamic is a ruse because it just makes louis think he's the one in control#just because he can boss armand around in the bedroom like i'm sorry but armand knows exactly what he's doing here too#not saying he's not vulnerable to louis in a way because he is but pls keep ur disgusting pimp/sex slave readings out of this thank u#interview with the vampire#iwtv#loumand
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#kipperlilly copperkettle#fantasy high#fhjy#dimension 20#d20#i have absolutely no idea if that dni banner is going to do anything but i figure its worth a shot#in case this poll breaches containment im fine if u hate her truly i am just please dont call her littlebitch cuntface or w/e#i already dontlove the vibes of the misnaming joke and bringing gendered insults into it makes me super uncomfortable#plz hate her in a more creative way. thank u for ur time <3
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sing oh muse
of my penchant for dumbassery past a certain hour.
its nearly 1am and i have lectures first thing in the morning and i want to read the entirety of the illiad. like now.
ive found both the illiad and the odyssey online and am all set and ready to go physically & emotionally ruin myself, but something tells me im going to regret it later lmao.
the next few weeks are going to be awful for me (i hate anatomy :')) and tragic dead greeks are my only escape from reality lol.
anyway i really fancy doing something stupid to dull the pain but i will quite literally never recover (my nonexistent sleep schedule is abysmal enough as is lol). will update!
goodnight. hopefully
#lol#odysseus#the illiad#the odyssey#darn u uni#homers iliad#homers odyssey#internet archive#the gift that keeps on giving#<3#to the folks that have read the epics pls tell me stuff :D#favourite translators/ books/ minor characters/ quotes/ parallels/ running jokes#ur own analyses and insight/ interpretations and headcanons/ pet peeves#i thank your generosity in advance lol
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We all have that one mutual whose reblog is a surefire indicator a post is going places.
#my stuff#i have like 3 for different things#anything i post abt sleep token goes NOWHERE withoug will's help thank u bby#if i make a joke and both ash AND ellie reblog it that's a good sign. both independently is good but together is huge#also sometimes i can just DM ellie and be like “hey ur post was funny. do u wanna see something hilarious?” and hit reblog
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pls note that dipping back into Classics stuff is scary business for me bc I'm used to me passing around my MedievalBrosPlantCests RPF to maybe like 40 people at most after informally leaving Big Fandom except I suppose ancient texts r probably as Big Fandom as u can get
#this is why I need to start off with being evil etc like pls know me and leave me alone if ur not chill#If u are chill come hang out. Anyways#scary bc there's mix of Intimidating Academics with Longstanding study and opinions and I'm just Some Guy +#Literal Youngsters hanging out. Glad for u all but pls heed the evil signs#texts#I would've joked and said like 5 people but I did sell a lot of zines. And a lot of u have sent and said very nice things#And I don't wanna make it seem like I don't see u and appreciate you. Thank you
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A doodle of Cala María please
here you go 🥰 hope u like ur dinner
#cuphead#cala maria#I'm so funny bro#my art#joke#but like can we not ask for drawings like that#it makes it sound like you're ordering a meal at a restaurant like it's guaranteed to come to ur table#I'm all for customer service don't get me wrong but cmon#also if it don't say anywhere on my page that I'm taking requests#then I ain't takin requests#so please don't just ask like this omg#anyways thank u for coming to my tedtalk
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drew my friend @dwn049's oc gold man with like, a vintage furred robe, or one reminiscent of it. We talked about it b4 but im like, its close to xmas sort of so its just his santa baby fit... kinda.
Rn now its more than appropriate to do. (:
#megaman oc#rockman#goldman#my art#hi korn#thank u for letting me play dolls w ur ocs#also sorry i keep bringing the santa baby joke back i think im funny sometimes#this is transparent but i know tunglr will mess it up sigh
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