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Missing the Mike Faist priest kink era š still wait for theĀ«Ā see you in the next Wednesday serviceĀ Ā» ahaha Iām wondering if the locals suspects their relation or not( do they see each other outside his service ?)( Is he jealous when he sees other guys flirting with her before his church service starts ? ) š
OH MY GOD
an ask about "kneel" ???? im gonna cry
no let's talk about it because i never did a pt. 2 or anything
i think that a majority of the locals don't really suspect that the reader is messing around with the priest (they idolize him + see him as a nonsexual figure), but they do look down on her b/c of her visible promiscuity (i.e. the hickies and etc.)
they might notice her wearing shorter skirts to services, and crossing her legs/squeezing her thighs together incessantly throughout his sermons. someone might even catch a glimpse of soft bruises and red handprints on her ass after she bends over to pick something up in front of them the day after mass. and they're like omg? what is this young lady getting herself into? and who in this town could stand to do such vile, obscene things to her body? (as if it's not their precious priest)
i dont think they see each other outside of services/the church b/c they dont want to risk drawing attention to their "special, secret relationship". but! he does give her his phone number and she calls him sometimes when she thinks too much about him and gets wet :( he has talked the reader through touching herself on multiple occasions. tons of verbally guided masturbation over the phone as she lays on her bed, her hand between her legs, with an opened bible next to her. yeah.
he had gifted her that bible after the second time they had sex. not necessarily to indoctrinate her into the religion, but to give her a representation of something that was important to him. it was his subtle way of trying to connect with her. but it kinda backfired b/c now she gets hot and flushed when she reads the words "God" and "peace" and "faith". he basically pavlov's dog'd her. classically conditioned.
because she lost her virginity to him, she's definitely very attached. she tells him that she isn't, but its a total lie and he knows it too. she gets jealous when women, young or old (doesn't matter), come up to him after services all smiley and ready to talk to him about their problems. reader usually gets red in the face and pouts in the back pew as she watches their interactions closely. she worries a lot that she isn't the only person in the town that the priest is intimate with, but she is. he's fairly attached to her too. and because she's a pretty young woman, divorced dads and older teen boys will often try to flirt with her before the priest's regularly scheduled homily, and he has to gather all the restraint in his body not to insert himself between you and them.
they are very cute + sacrilegious. ugh.
#š©· - thirsts#thank u anon! and i hope this answered ur questions <3#ive been waiting for an excuse to talk abt this fic#i loved writing it#it was genuinely so fun#mike faist#mike faist thirst#mike faist fic#mike faist x reader#mike faist smut#mike faist imagine#mike faist x you#dom!mike faist#sub!reader#sage's asks#priest kink#religious kink#religion kink#blasphemy kink#art donaldson smut
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what do suguru or sae do to you avoding their kisses. like. very blatantly
sugu goes o.o for a second ā¦ blinks like a cat. heās just surprised like why? are you not letting him kiss you??? whatād he do?????? he recovers quickly and tries to play it off with a chuckle but make no mistake he wants his kiss . he will be so upset if you keep it up PDHJDBSSJā¦. goes from a teasing āoh?ā to a warm āwhatās wrong?.. are you upset with me?ā to a final, pouty ācāmon, let me give my baby a kiss.ā <- NEVER FORGET THAT HE IS A POUTER he just likes to hide it . he will get his kiss one way or another ā¦ he knows youāre just teasing him ā¦ā¦.. he does try very hard to play it suave and chill but he is not a normal man .
sae is less convoluted for once LMAO his face stays the same for a moment, then he raises a browā¦. stares at you until you rush to defend yourself and if you donāt he will eventually just hold your wrists in place and kiss you <3 i fear he needs it to breathe itās his little cornerstone. ruffles your hair and tells you to come up with a better game next time <3
#long story short . they both get grumpy / pouty abt it but theyre the kings of feigning nonchalance so theyll be like āoh?ā āhm?ā#āah - whatās this?ā#<- ā¦.. instead#but well . sae is more direct in my mind#thank u for the question anon š«¶š«¶š«¶#ask tag ā©
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How does Lunara feel about... Lolth
not good lol
#i took a quick break from comms just to doodle this#it made me laugh cuz i was literally just talking abt this with simon the other day#shout out to him btw i think hes the only one that knows the lunara lore rn lol#you can barely even tell whats goin on here but#WHATEVER!!!!#also shout out again to simon cuz he informed me about a certain little fact and it worked perfectly with lunaras lore#lunaras life is in SHAMBLES rn#also lunara is from menzo so you can imagine how she feels about lolth now that shes a selunite#ANYWAYS#back to comms... BYE BYE!!!! and also thank u anon for this question huehue#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#baldur's gate oc#lunara posting#bob the artist#ask bob#lunara lore
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Names names would Alastor husk and Lucifer call you? Nicknames really
ooooh fun!!!
alastor sticks with the classics, especially due to his stubborn 1930s roots. he uses a lot of the pet names we hear him use in the show in addition to those in line with his time: sweetheart, dear, darling, sugar, precious, beloved. sometimes, when heās feeling extra possessive, heāll throw a my in front of it. i also, for some reason, see him using lamb chop as a term of endearment: you are sweet, docile, delicate like a lambāso meek and soft and submissive; yet you are simultaneously the most delicious thing heās ever tasted, the most intense craving heās ever felt, the most ardent addiction he just canāt kick.
husk isnāt one to use pet names incredibly often, but he does have a few he favours, and he always gets so damn soft whenever he murmurs them out, eyes gone melty and lidded, endearment dripping from his lips like syrupāsunshine, honey, beautiful, lover.
lucifer loves anything overly cutesy and fluffy and sugary sweet. cupcake, honeybun, pumpkin, cutie pie, buttercup, cuddle bug; he has a whole arsenal of pet names that he rotates through regularly. youāre just so darn adorable that he canāt help but call you a collection of endearments, so delightfully darling that all he wants to do is gobble you up! and you are, by far, the sweetest thing he has ever been able to call his own, so equally sweet nicknames seem like a no-brainerāhe just wants to refer to you in ways that are as cute and sweet as you are!
#alastor x reader#lucifer x reader#husk x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#eeeee such a cute lil question anon thank u!!! <3#i hope ur having a gr8 weekend so far!!#pls stay safe n stay hydrated!#inky.bb#clari gets mail#inky.hazbin
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CRESCENCE!! I BEG!!! I think itād be really funny so I must know, what are the Alaris liās beige flags? Just in case you donāt know what a beige flag is, itās basically just a quality about your partner that is just unique/weird enough to stand out but ultimately not something that needs to be stopped. It isnāt toxic like a red flag by any means but also isnāt stand out amazing like a green flag and instead is just something thatās make you go āHuhā¦. Weird but okay..ā
omg anon i've LITERALLY DONE THIS BEFORE IT WAS BASED ON TIKTOKS I SAW OF THE TREND. ITS STILL ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES OF POSTS
āØ LIs Beige Flags
Kayn:
Druk:

Fenir:

Etza:

Kuna'a:
Aisa:
#alaris#asks#anon#kayn#druk#fenir#etza#kuna'a#aisa#I STILL LAUGH AT THESE#thank u anon for asking me this question omg
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So seeing as how you've fallen into the Norton/Alice rabbit hole...thoughts on the theory Norton was hired to kill Alice?
Okay, so there are two possibilities of who might've hired Norton to eliminate Alice, assuming the "arrogant woman" he talks about in the second letter isn't Melly. Note: I'm basing some of these thoughts off of sirenjose's posts (their IDV analysis are really good!)
One, it could be Orpheus. As we saw in AoM2, Norton was working for or together with him, so it would check out that Orpheus is the one directing him. He could've thus be the one who ordered him to eliminate Alice. However, this does contradict what is implied to be Orpheus' motives for Alice. In his and Alice's letters, he was trying to set her free from where she was being kept and make her remember him. He wants his childhood best friend back, maybe to redeem himself from what transpired when the manor was under attack. Also, I'm pretty sure he knows who Alice is in AoM now, with the Lamb note appearing on her desk at the end, so it's not like he thinks she is her colleague. So why would he then order someone to kill her? I could dig deeper into Orpheus potentially having his perception skewed, having to obey someone higher than him in the manor games or setting Norton up to be the villain so he can become the hero in the story, but I'll refrain from straying too far.
Two, it could be someone else entirely, and the main suspect would be Villhelm Lamb; AKA Alice's adoptive father. From Evelyn's background trailer, we learn that Villhelm is ruling over an organisation of spies working for him. Once Alice escapes from him, someone were sent out to observe her or eliminate her; perhaps to prevent her from spilling out whatever dark secrets he possesses. These people could be this spy group. From Alice's deduction, it seems that she knows she is being watched, and so they never get a chance to eliminate her.
And then we have Norton. Norton would not turn down a large sum of money if offered to him. And after the incident in the mines, one could say his moral compass became a little misguided. Agreeing to kill someone for a life changing amount of money does not seem unlikely of him at this point in life, whether said pay would come from Orpheus or Villhelm.
The ONLY THING I just cannot wrap my head around is where the heck did they find this guy?? Technically, Norton is just a random person from the working class, so how did they even find him? I doubt they put up an "Assassin needed! Commission pay!" flyer on the wall. I mean, they could've just made an ad with the sum of money and no job specifications, but I struggle to see how that would even work when the task is so grizzly. Another thing I can't comprehend is how this employer would think someone like Norton would be more skilled and capable of assassination of someone as sharp as Alice than, say a group of spies. But maybe Norton really is just that; a guy they randomly picked for the job for whatever reason.
I've probably left something out, but those are my initial thoughts. Would be interesting if Alice somehow allies with Norton and Melly to put an end to the manor games. But I'm also preparing for the most tragic ending to this story fdshjfghsd
#ask#anon#anonymous#identity v#idv#thank you for your question! It's really interesting to think about#I'm not holding my breath for Norton and Alice becoming a thing canonically#but I really like thinking about the ship nonetheless ;u;#perhaps if circumstances were different they could've gotten closer
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Yo!! For your commissions, do we email you directly or do we fill out the request form on your carrd?
you can fill out a request form on my carrd or email me directly! and if youāve emailed me already, but i havenāt answered you can poke me again, i donāt mind
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Whos your LEAST favorite character hsr and why ? No wrong answers, just curious hehe
ooo thatās a good questionā¦ i guess jade for human trafficking or exchanging 1 Pair of Chains for another. iām still kinda confused and iffy and donāt know how i feel about her bc i heard some people say itās not true, itās an exaggeration, etc & i havenāt gotten far enough in the game to know. or know enough about aventurine or jadeās lore. regardless the mention of human trafficking is a lot already so sheās already on my bad side
outside of jade isā¦ dr ratio? which. sounds weird bc i actually do LIKE his character butā¦ i wonāt lie: some of his comments? his actions? rub me the wrong way
the way he calls people idiotā¦ i know he only does that if ppl are squandering their potential and opportunities but. Itās really hard to achieve that potential when so much hard work is put into that. and thereās a lot of external circumstances that can prevent people from achieving that. so being called idiot for thatā¦ just rubs me the wrong way
for example: i have a sibling that struggles a lot academically. and heās struggled for years. heās improved a lot since he started but due to always playing catchup heās gotten tired of trying. as a result, he kinda gave up at one point. my family and his teachers had to give lots of encouragement to set him up on the right track again. being called idiot (when my brother sees himself as one) would NOT help that.
another person that doesnāt try to reach her full potential because of outside circumstances: my mom. sheās always been real smart to me, and capable of pursuing higher education (all the way to masters). however, she puts more value to her family over her own education. and i donāt think sheās dumb for āsquandering her potentialā but. people just have different values. not everyone cares reaching their max. they just want to live and thatās okay.
finally, on the other side of the spectrum: me. iām someone whoās been trying to reach his potential for YEARS. i worked so hard that it jeopardized with my mental health. consequently, i had to stop and focus more on myself than my education which. even now im still not used to. and while reaching my potential is important i think if i were called an idiot for no longer prioritizing that. it would hurt me </3
tldr: while i understand why dr ratio does what he does (heās a scholar whoās goal is to cure the world of stupidity: make education universal) thereās people that arenāt in a position to prioritize that or care about education all that much. and yknow what? thatās okay. so long as you know enough to survive then itās okay to not reach your max.
that doesnāt mean i dislike him. if anything, heās all the more intriguing because of this flaw: but i wonāt deny that it rubs me the wrong way. (itās why im having my oc be his narrative foil and address this flaw: how not everyone values education the way he does, why, and how to decrease these factors. also how to ppl bc u cannot make ur goal be āspread education to the massesā and not know it w to communicate with them bc canonically: he struggles and he struggles HARD!!!
#anon#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr jade#jade hsr#hsr dr ratio#honkai dr ratio#dr ratio#dr ratio hsr#thatās right iām using the offical tags#honestly iād love to hear opposing opinionsā¦ i think it would be intriguing#+ gives me opportunity to talk about my oc whxij. i will do in my next ask anon promise#thank u for ur questions oomf they are peak#gonna be thinking about this for he rest of the day hehe#:
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Top5 favorite deaths in asoiaf? :)
got really excited about this question and then realized that i had only one answer. so here's my number one because i thought of it instantly:




asos; chapter 65, arya xii
then i went through a list of every death in the series and came up with these four:

acok; chapter 35, bran v

acok; chapter 66, theon vi



asos; chapter 51, catelyn vii
last one is varamyr + thistle but i'm at the image limit so i'll add a reblog!
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stuff is now up for da weekend!! šŖšØšāāļøšāāļø will be closed sunday apr 21 at 11 PM EST/once i hit around 25 orders. thank you all! catalogue images + FAQ under da cut




FAQ:
Q. will you restock the farcille charms?
yes! this is just a soft opening for the weekend so there will be more stock coming later this summer.
Q. when is your next opening?
the next shop opening will be in early june!
Q. will you restock the soul eater (specifically soul) charms?
ill have to think about it! typically i dont restock sold out designs that are 2 years old due to a variety of factors.
if you have other questions please lmk, anon questions are OK!
OTHER NOTES:
i love designing buttons but unfortunately they will be discontinued once they sell out.
posters (12x18") are no longer available due to high shipping costs.
#shop update#also i got the go ahead from the wha zine so ill be posting that lantern bearers piece in full soon!#THANK YALL FOR SUPPORT.......... U KEEP ME GOING FR FR#if you have other questions please lmk#anon questions are OK!
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do you personally think Myron was always Like That, or was it the adults around him enabling his awful behavior? also i really wanna know what happened to his parents but it's never really brought up
To be honest, I feel like Myron's always had some behavioral issues from being naturally intelligent at such a young age; intensely driven, a sense of superiority to others.
It's just his already self-inflated ego was blown to EPIC proportions when he got involved with the Mordino family. The point of no return...
As for his parents, I imagine they were likely doctors or scientists themselves, atleast one of them being so. Likely ranking high in authority, too; it'd play into the whole idea that he's always lived a comfortable life, so to speak. Something to explore!
#anyway heres a doodle of him when he was younger Before The Horrors#ive been morbidly fascinated by the 'before' lives of people who grow up to do horrible things#its interesting to think about and myrons no exception to that#thank u for the question anon :]#my art#fallout#fallout 2#fo2#myron
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What's your take on the 3 Gwenhwfars of The Hergest Triads?
Hi anon! Now, do you mean as to whether they're like three aspects of the same woman or whether they're separate? Or just... that they are all women who are married to Arthur?
I mean, I do find it funny he married three women who bore the same name. Like that's so fuckin hilarious to me. Did he have it legally mandated that his wives all had to have the same name so he didn't forget it? I won't lie I do find it fascinating that two of the Gwenhwyfar's have some kind of supernatural element to them! Gwenhwyfar the second was Gwythyr app Greidawl who - if you've read Culhwch ac Olwen - gets mentioned as Gwyn ap Nudd's May Day nemesis who batters him to death each year so spring can be sprung. Also, the fact that, y'know, Gwyn stole Creiddylad from him probably put his nose out of joint.
And then u have Gwenhwyfar three whose dad was Ogrfan Fawr, a literal giant. Like sjdjdjd Neato. Although she did start Camlann along with her sister, Gwenhwyfach, so like can't give her all the plaudits there.
As for whether they're like a reflection of some long-lost triple goddess, I don't think so. If they were - and it's a very tenuous if - then why haven't we found records for that? Or some reflection of that from the myths? We know Rhiannon from Branch 1 of the Mabinogi was a goddess, or at the very least an echo of one, so why don't we have that for Gwenhwyfar?
Personally, I can't see it. We only know of Ogrfan's Gwenhwyfar that she was 'bad when little, worse when great.' As for the other two, I don't have anything to go on! The lack of sources is frustrating but I mean at the end of the day I can't be like 'Oh, you shouldn't believe this!' I would just caution that I can't give u a full picture simply because there isn't one!
I think it's fascinating that the triads were like 'Yeah, Arthur had three wives and they're all named the same!' Like he must be one scatter-brained lad if he can't remember names! That detail is just so sjdjssks.
Anyways, hope u have a good day, anon! I'm sorry I couldn't give you much I'm just incredibly hesitant to ascribe things to the three Gwenhwyfar's when I can't give you sources for them!
#arthuriana#welsh mythology#the mabinogion#arthurian legend#mabinogion#welsh myth#y mabinogi#the mabinogi#queen guinevere#gwenhwyfar#the triple gwenhwyfar things#thee welsh triads#i will say the triple gwenhwyfar's would be a great band name#i know people think that they're like mither maiden crone or like idk queens of death spring and motherhood or smth but like I DON'T KNOW#and i want to say this again BE INCREDIBLY CAUTIOUS#DON'T READ NIGHTBRINGER ABOUT THEM THEIR SOURCES ARE SHIT IF THEY EVEN HAVE THEM#if i catch anybody reading nightbringer its over for u#welsh folklore#arthurian legends#arthurian mythology#arthurian myths#arthurian#anon thank u for the question i am so sorry i could not give u a succinct and satisfying answer#god me going 'I can't see it' yeah i suck all the whimsy out of the fuckin room don't i?
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Seeing the other anons post I wanted to ask
What would adam call you? In bed/just plain nicknames š
ooooh okay, well first of all (and the first thing that instantly came to my mind), i think adam would 100% call you sugar tits, based on the fact that he calls lute danger tits. most of the pet names he uses for you are a little silly and make you giggleābecause your laugh is, without a doubt, his all-time favourite piece of music to listen toāsticking to terms like honey bunny, honey bunches, angel eyes, sweets, sweet cheeks, my dream doll, and his personal favourite, whatās cookinā good lookinā.
heāll also use the typical condescending nicknames he uses within the show, like babe and sweetheart, but usually when heās scolding you or mansplaining something. and during those late-night moments when his voice has gone all soft and melty and itās barely more than a wisp of breath between the two of you, heāll use endearments like gorgeous and beautiful, often pairing them with something possessive; my gorgeous baby, my beautiful angel, etc.
i also think adam has a thing for degradation + dumbification in bed, resorting to classics like whore, slut, bitch, cum dump, stupid little thing, my plaything/toy, etc.
#adam x reader#adam x you#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#thank u for ur question anon!!! v good hehehe#pls have a fab day n stay safe!!#inky.adam#inky.hazbin#inky.bb#clari gets mail
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okay what do you think, easter baking video?? april fools joke?? both???
dan and phil have made a point in their return to be like 'remember all the things you loved about the d&p era? they're all coming back! but this time more gay!' it was literally the focal point of their return: the tatinof dil head. and since then, they've proved this. sims revival, spooky week, halloween baking, google feud, calendar & calendar vlog, dan vs phil, gamingmas, wdapteo--these are all returning projects. the only 'traditions' they have left are pinof (not returning, though we did get pinof reacts), danandphilCRAFTS (which was intended for 3 years and completed them), and easter baking. ergo, why bring everything else back and not this? i won't be like, mad, if we don't get one, but i will be confused, given their all-or-nothing commitment to the revival of the gaming channel.
regarding april fools itself: dan and phil love april fools because they love fucking with us (earned) they plan their pranks out and i respect them for it. while there's been many good ones throughout the years, which other duo, who have been stuck in sexuality and relationship speculation for their entirety in the spotlight (and have finally gotten the nature of their relationship mostly out of the public eye), has ever or will ever do a joint fucking nude and post it. no context. no takebacks. no nothing. to me that is peak dan and phil shenanigans. i expect them to do something for it because they adore april fools. will it eclipse last years? who knows. to me, it doesn't need to, and almost shouldn't. cause that was such psychic damage and i think it should be perceived how it's perceived, but dan and phil are feeling āļøš¤Ŗāļø lately so i wouldn't put it past them.
#here is your essay anon. i hope you enjoy!! thank u for the question#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#answered#phan#<- for the fandometrics
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U think your tav could take the girls. ( not in a fight )
she has absolute confidence in her abilities and is always up for a challenge... whatever that may be. :)
#anon you have no idea how much this question made me laugh#thank you for asking#also lunara (tav) is like the oldest out of the crew in my headcanon so its just like ok grandma lets get u back to bed#lest your aching bones give way to all the pressure#not that shes actually THAT much older but still#lunara posting#bg3#tav#ask bob#bob the artist
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Sorry if this has already been asked but in ur chilchuk workers rights stickers post thing chilchuk has too many fingers in the "no i dont work weekends" one
(I'm really bad at remembering words so if that's the wrong phrase, it's the one with the yellow bg and him holding a beer mug)
Oh my god i mis-coloured the handle of the mugā¦chilchuck sprouted a new fingerā¦.
#i will amend this if I do a second print runā¦i ordered like 80 sticker each for mcm and idk how many people will actually buy them#but i feel..a reprint is not out of the question#thank u sm anon u did a service to me today
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