#thank u for this!

[nugzzzzzzz]

Me when an artist draws sexy fat men without it being a fetish :D

agreed, I'm glad I am able to draw sexy fat men in a good light cause I don't ever want to fetishsize in anyway 🖤🖤 CAUSE EVERY BODY TYPE IS BEAUTIFUL

[yonceknowles]

ok im doing cheers/frasier this or that:

frasier or niles?

roz or daphne?

lilith or diane?

sam or martin crane?

frasier or niles / roz or daphne / lilith or diane / sam or martin crane?

[sochilll]

43 + kleinsen!

43. "Great, who cares?" (Prompt list!)

“Our views are over ten-thousand!” Evan said, showing Jared his phone screen.

“Great,” Jared looked at him. “Who cares?”

Evan blinked. “What?”

“Who. Cares.” Jared repeated, like Evan was stupid.

“Well… you, usually”

“Well I don’t now.”

“Are you mad at me or something?” Evan asked. He was never that good at telling when people were angry. Although Jared was usually pretty dramatic about it, which made it easier.

“Mad? At you? Me? Noooo.” Jared said, hitting the sarcasm a little hard in Evan’s opinion.

“Okay so you are. Why?”

“Why would I be mad at you, the guy who’s taking all the credit for something he’s put absolutely zero effort into aside from one stupid little speech?”

Evan tried to follow his ranting. “You’re mad because you want more credit?”

“No!”

“But you just said-”

“Whatever,” Jared cut him off. “I don’t care about getting credit. I care that you are.”

“I don’t… I don’t get it.”

“Yeah, shocker.”

“What do you want me to do?”

“God Evan can’t you ever just figure things out on your own?” Jared huffed. “Do I have to tell you what to do all the time?”

Evan couldn’t keep up. He didn’t know where any of this was coming from. He didn’t understand why Jared seemed so angry out of nowhere.

“Jared, if you want me to add your name on stuff or-or change your title or whatever, we can do that.”

Jared glared at him. “I don’t care about that shit. Whatever Evan.”

“It seems like you’re mad at me, specifically. But I don’t know what I did.” Evan picked at a hangnail. “I didn’t mean to like upset you or-”

“I’m not upset,” Jared snapped. “I just don’t feel like talking to you right now. Why don’t you go talk to your girlfriend or whatever.”

Evan lingered for a moment. He had the feeling he was missing something big with Jared, but he couldn’t figure out what it was. Jared being mad at him wasn’t new, but usually the thing he was mad about was pretty clear. Evan felt like there was something hanging right over his head that he couldn’t see.

“Okay. I’ll see you tomorrow,” he mumbled, backing out of Jared’s bedroom. He stood in the hallway for a moment, staring at Jared’s closed door, wondering where he was supposed to go from here.

[stargayatlantis]

if you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog 💜

Ooh thank you anon! I have some energy this morning finally! Let’s see what I can say without doxxing myself lol

1. I’ve lived in 4 US states (redundant) and 2 Canadian provinces.

2. Last week’s cholecystectomy was my 7th surgery.

3. One time I awoke from a nap to find my downstairs absolutely teeming with paramedics and cops. At least 20. Turns out my mom had been bitten by a snake while gardening, and even though nothing venomous was in our region, they just sent the entire emergency services department until they could make sure it wasn’t like an escaped exotic pet or something? It was a garter snake and she was fine. I almost had a heart attack though lmao.

[clare-with-no-i]

hi clare!!!! very random (I’m clearly having a wild NYE), but if you don’t mind, I’m super curious about your opinions re: sarah koenig and true crime journalists. I saw you posted about it a while back on clarewashere (I would have submitted this ask there but that blog didn’t have an ask option!). I have always hated true crime podcasts but I know you’re super educated on the criminal justice system and I would love to hear your perspective

totally feel free to ignore this :) cheers! hope you’re having a lovely NYE!!

hi beloved! thank you for the question! also yeah I have my asks off on that blog because one time someone sent me anon hate on there but didn't realize it was my main and that I'm, yknow, me, which was really hilarious lol. anyway.

soooo god I have myriad problems with the true crime genre. it pretty much does everything possible wrong when dealing with conversations around policing, criminalization, and incarceration, and yes I even mean the 'sensitive' true crime people and not just the YouTubers who do makeup while talking about, like, Ted Bundy or whatever it is they discuss.

true crime as a genre and phenomenon sensationalizes crime, creates an unrealistic culture of fear based on wildly standout incidents of violence, and reinforces false ideas that a) police in this country solve crimes, which they don't, FBI statistics on homicide clearance rate give a (very optimistic!) estimation that about 54% of homicides are being solved per annum; b) kidnapping, murder, other violent crimes are a significant portion of the prison population, which they absolutely are not; c) that white people are just as likely to experience violent crime as people of color, which they aren't at all. the airtime that these incredibly niche, outlying stories get overwhelms real conversations about the carceral state in America (prison gerrymandering! over-policing minority neighborhoods! stop and frisk! civil asset forfeiture!), and they also strengthen this insane mythos that there is a hard line between perpetrators of crime and victims of crime, which, no, there absolutely is not. an overwhelming majority of incarcerated persons have themselves been victims of some form of crime. crime is born from poverty, from underfunded school systems, from homelessness, from lack of healthcare, from feeding drugs into Black communities and then arresting drug users. it is a function of the structural racism and classism that permeate the American reality. it's not just joe criminal waking up one day and grabbing an axe. like yes of course that happens, and it is terrible when it does, but to only report on that/make it a feature of a media subculture is frightening.

and people might say, oh, well, what's the harm? it's just a youtube video!!! but the popularity of narratives like those spread by true crime pods/videos is, and let me make this clear, exactly what tough-on-crime lobbyists and legislators want. how do you think laws like "Three Strikes You're Out" get passed? the popular consciousness gets swept into a moral panic about violent crime and looks to expand the prison system as a means of harm reduction.

and to anticipate another counterpoint: when people are like, but it's spreading awareness!!! ok…awareness of…ongoing police investigations? great. and which investigations in particular? whose stories get told, and whose get ignored? I remember seeing some dumbass take that true crime pods 'spread awareness about domestic violence.' cool. and what structural solutions are we positing? what resources to possible victims are we providing? what funding toward shelters, toward civil legal funds, is being allotted from the earnings? yeah I thought so.

outside of its larger effects on its consumers' understanding of criminalization, true crime is so gross on a human level: these are real people's stories. these are real families of victims who have to watch their loved ones' deaths get discourse-ified and mangled on the internet like it's the latest episode of fucking Game of Thrones. Netflix and other streaming services have created scripted TV shows and films based on real human suffering without ever checking with the families or getting approval. and, honestly, even those scant YouTubers who get families' approvals, I still think it's sketchy as fuck. like, you're still profiting off of this, if not financially, then with it being your entire career just sitting in your house telling the stories of other people's trauma for clicks. yikes?

also, sooo many true crime fanatics are feral weirdos. sorry to say it. there is no goddamn reason why people should be dressing up like Gabby Petito or her murderer for Halloween. there is no reason rando white women should be making "if I go missing" folders with, like, locks of their hair and vials of their spit in them. there is no reason to create conspiracy theories around victims of domestic violence and act like they're actually manipulating the world and/or their abuser. there is no reason that lawyers on fucking TikTok should be making weeks-long series on a domestic abuse trial filled with meme audios and funky freeze-frames. it's weirdo behavior!! I'm not sure at what point we all got desensitized to the idea that people are entitled to privacy and respect when dealing with the objectively hardest times in their lives, but Jesus Christ !!!

to wrap up, my gripe with Sarah Koenig is that she's a hack lmao. Serial not only garbled most of its content wrt the Adnan Sayed trial, but it also stole from Rabia O'Chaudry's investigation of the trial, and left key significant pieces of his bungled defense out. and then SK claimed credit for getting him out of prison. blech. she's also the final boss of all true crime journos because true crime podcasting absolutely took off after Serial, much to my chagrin.

there we have it, this was a dissertation, sorry to anyone who actually reads this, it's such a rant lmao. thank you again for asking <3 as a known haver of opinions it's always a pleasure to be asked about said opinions

[omatoxin]

fish song

[girltown420]

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

[filibusterfrog]

types of wizards :)

[leupagus]

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[nauti-ca]

shitty magma comic

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[nae-nae-supreme]

[ival-eon]

fuck it cherokee miku

i wanna see more indigenous mikus make it happen 🫵

[minjimunji]

I drew Asian percabeth lol

Every time some racist loser complains about how my Percy and Annabeth “aren’t book accurate,” I will design a different version out of spite (and bc it’s fun 🥰)

So fuck it, Annabeth’s Indian and Percy is Korean