#thank u autocorrect
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hardly-a-p3rson · 9 months ago
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don't think my body likes me v much.
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injecticns · 7 months ago
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[on my fourth screwdriver] I HATEEEE MY FUCKING JOBBBBB
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sillycatgriddy · 2 years ago
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ever y time i pick up my phone expecting so long to pass and it’s been like 5 minutes ermmmmmm
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feykiller · 4 months ago
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@mooreaux doing the Lord’s work by giving us Husk.. I had to draw
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cicadatree · 6 months ago
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the beginning of cicada
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princessbrunette · 7 months ago
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can’t sleep. fratboy!rafe
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stealingyourbones · 5 months ago
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Hey Bones I have a question how high were you when you were posting all those fucking weird little posts.
(Also I hope the prompts went well.)
Was 100% sober on all accounts. That’s simply how my brain is akdjkrfkkfjg
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androidboy · 5 months ago
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accidentally got wine drunk on the roof of a museum tonight bc both times i went to the bar the barista had to open anew bottle of wine and felt bad and topped me off legit i think i drank over half a bottle but was celebrating the summer solstice and full moon with my friend 💗
also we got hot chocolate and the coffee barista was flirting with me and didn’t charge either of us for our alternative milks
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u3pxx · 1 year ago
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anyway heres my bad omens sillies contribution
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NO FREAKIGN WAYYYYYYYY
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james-spooky · 1 month ago
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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orange-artblog · 1 month ago
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mad embarassing that having though about Folly Regretevator made my brain auto jump to making me feel like a crying, snot nosed bubbling baby. What the fuck.
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oxfordslutphase · 8 months ago
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Tagged by the always lovely @eusuntgratie 😘 I've been plodding away for the past few weeks on my fic for @aroyallybigbangrwrb and now that we've officially been matched I can finally share a bit of it.
In this universe, Alex and Henry are ⭐️ Porn Stars ⭐️ because I've always wanted to write a silly porn AU. Please pray for me and my search history. Completed story coming in May or June!
If she said anything else, Alex didn’t hear it. All he could hear was one name, over and over again in Mina’s smokey voice: James Austen—otherwise known as Henry Fox. The sharp thorn in the tender crack of Alex’s freshly waxed ass. Henry was a porn industry darling. With his tall, athletic body and his meticulously kept blonde hair and his sinfully pink mouth. The crown prince of gay porn, some podcast host had called him once. Or he had been, that is, until he’d announced a dramatic retirement from the industry and fucked off to god knows where. Probably some remote village in England filled entirely with self-righteous, wealthy snobs. Alex had almost succeeded in forgetting about him over the past few years. So much for that. “Fuck yeah,” Diego groaned, his head thunking back against the wall of mirrors. “When I say I’ve never been blown so spectacularly—” Nora reached across Alex’s frozen body and smacked Diego’s cheek, laughing. “Shut the fuck up, you pig.” “C’mon!” Diego protested. “I’m serious! Alex can back me up on this, can’t you buddy?” Alex would love to be able to say that he didn’t know just how good Henry was in bed. That he’d never thumbed across the man’s spit-slicked cupid's bow and then come (embarrassingly quickly) all over his waiting tongue under the harsh glare of studio lights. “Sure,” he hedged. “Pity he’s such an entitled asshole, I guess.”
Open tag for anyone who wants to share, but also no pressure tagging @firenati0n, @sparklepocalypse, @hypnostheory, @anincompletelist, @orchidscript, @nocoastposts
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hannieehaee · 6 months ago
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Girl don’t tell me I’m the first one to notice in loser!cheol pt 2 there is a typo that says “your mother enveloped his cock”
u are cuz i wrote it and i didnt even notice lmao thank u for letting me know thats like the worst typo i couldve had
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greaseonmymouth · 8 months ago
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I saw the most incredible moon rise yesterday. it looked like this
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x-to-o · 1 month ago
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hops in the box. HI
HI HEY!!!!
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welcome to The Box!! hope u like the furniture i have in there
you aren’t leaving any time soon.
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doriansbutt · 3 months ago
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yknow autocorrect if I say ‘no, ignore ur correction suggestion’ maybe fucking do that and don’t change it anyway??? leave me alone???
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