#thank u autocorrect

[hardly-a-p3rson]

don't think my body likes me v much.

[injecticns]

[on my fourth screwdriver] I HATEEEE MY FUCKING JOBBBBB

[sillycatgriddy]

ever y time i pick up my phone expecting so long to pass and it’s been like 5 minutes ermmmmmm

[feykiller]

@mooreaux doing the Lord’s work by giving us Husk.. I had to draw

[cicadatree]

the beginning of cicada

[princessbrunette]

can’t sleep. fratboy!rafe

[androidboy]

accidentally got wine drunk on the roof of a museum tonight bc both times i went to the bar the barista had to open anew bottle of wine and felt bad and topped me off legit i think i drank over half a bottle but was celebrating the summer solstice and full moon with my friend 💗

also we got hot chocolate and the coffee barista was flirting with me and didn’t charge either of us for our alternative milks

[u3pxx]

anyway heres my bad omens sillies contribution

NO FREAKIGN WAYYYYYYYY

[james-spooky]

this is a test

[nocityfolk]

anyway this is what i mean when i say he's broad

[orange-artblog]

mad embarassing that having though about Folly Regretevator made my brain auto jump to making me feel like a crying, snot nosed bubbling baby. What the fuck.

[oxfordslutphase]

Tagged by the always lovely @eusuntgratie 😘 I've been plodding away for the past few weeks on my fic for @aroyallybigbangrwrb and now that we've officially been matched I can finally share a bit of it.

In this universe, Alex and Henry are ⭐️ Porn Stars ⭐️ because I've always wanted to write a silly porn AU. Please pray for me and my search history. Completed story coming in May or June!

If she said anything else, Alex didn’t hear it. All he could hear was one name, over and over again in Mina’s smokey voice: James Austen—otherwise known as Henry Fox. The sharp thorn in the tender crack of Alex’s freshly waxed ass. Henry was a porn industry darling. With his tall, athletic body and his meticulously kept blonde hair and his sinfully pink mouth. The crown prince of gay porn, some podcast host had called him once. Or he had been, that is, until he’d announced a dramatic retirement from the industry and fucked off to god knows where. Probably some remote village in England filled entirely with self-righteous, wealthy snobs. Alex had almost succeeded in forgetting about him over the past few years. So much for that. “Fuck yeah,” Diego groaned, his head thunking back against the wall of mirrors. “When I say I’ve never been blown so spectacularly—” Nora reached across Alex’s frozen body and smacked Diego’s cheek, laughing. “Shut the fuck up, you pig.” “C’mon!” Diego protested. “I’m serious! Alex can back me up on this, can’t you buddy?” Alex would love to be able to say that he didn’t know just how good Henry was in bed. That he’d never thumbed across the man’s spit-slicked cupid's bow and then come (embarrassingly quickly) all over his waiting tongue under the harsh glare of studio lights. “Sure,” he hedged. “Pity he’s such an entitled asshole, I guess.”

Open tag for anyone who wants to share, but also no pressure tagging @firenati0n, @sparklepocalypse, @hypnostheory, @anincompletelist, @orchidscript, @nocoastposts

[hannieehaee]

Girl don’t tell me I’m the first one to notice in loser!cheol pt 2 there is a typo that says “your mother enveloped his cock”

u are cuz i wrote it and i didnt even notice lmao thank u for letting me know thats like the worst typo i couldve had

[greaseonmymouth]

I saw the most incredible moon rise yesterday. it looked like this

[kaleiidoskope]

hops in the box. HI

HI HEY!!!!

welcome to The Box!! hope u like the furniture i have in there

you aren’t leaving any time soon.

[doriansbutt]

yknow autocorrect if I say ‘no, ignore ur correction suggestion’ maybe fucking do that and don’t change it anyway??? leave me alone???