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blood-drives · 7 months

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whats the toxic yaoi boys lore

(resubmitting ask i got attacked typing it the first time)

bro got attacked by the beasts 💀

lore drop :3 long post warning

so the story is about these guys and the main character is ryuutaro (middle) he’s a bassist in a vkei band and his whole deal is how he’s not satisfied with life and hates humanity and feels isolated.. he meets the guy on the left (he’s unnamed) and he’s an angel of death and they become obsessed with each other and ryuutaro wants to become like him and in order to do that he has to kill his bandmates to represent him letting go of his humanity.. kyo (person on the right) is a regular angel and they show up to stop him and convince him that there’s hope in living and humanity and that he shouldn’t kill people and they also have a rivalry with the unnamed guy where they genuinely hate him but he enjoys fucking with them . basically this is worlds worst polycule <3

more lore + drawing of another character in the story+ relationship chart thing i made one morbillion years ago

it’s very edgy and self indulgent and just me putting everything i like into one story and you can tell i watched death note

#original characters #original character #angelverse #long post #asks #also pronouns .. he/him for right and middle and kyo has complicated gender shit going on .. they/he in male form all pronouns in female #I GOT MY LEFTS AND RIGHTS WRONG IN THIS POST.#unnamed angel of death is on the left and kyo is on the right.#thank god i don’t drive

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sunbunnyyy · 6 days

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i know i just got here, but seeing all of the laughably bad takes from both sides of the spectrum is convincing me that no, i don’t actually need to be on social media again.

#this is about mdzs fandom discourse #this is a jc/jiggy support blog #but #they did bad things and made bad choices and i love that about them #i can acknowledge their bad choices and their flaws and still like them #but hooooooly fuck #the jc/jiggy/XICHEN antis drive me fucking banana nut bonkers #there are valid reasons to dislike all 3 of those characters and somehow you have created ones that are so far from reality i cannot believe #that we read the same book #or watched the same shows #1. get some reading comprehension i beg you #2. for the love of fucking god please like. find some god damn joy in your lives and stop giving a fuck about characters you don’t like #2.5 and people who like characters you don’t like #2.75 and i know that’s kind of blasse of me to say in the tags of a post griping abt people griping abt characters they don’t like #3. just??? go find joy? touch grass?? not everything is about you and your terrible reading comprehension #4. stop assuming that your way is the right way #5. the puritanical bullshit of protagonist inherently good is really getting old #i am begging you to do any modicum of research into the concept of antiheroes #it will broaden your horizons i prommy #not everything is about blorbos being all good all the time #your blorbo is not free of sin #(unless it’s sizhui. sizhui is always free of sin)#anyway i think imma delete tumblr. the algorithm keeps showing me anti posts and im old and tired #no discourse here pls and thanks #moots dm for discord if u wanna

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crossbackpoke-check · 4 days

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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee

dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.

jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3

#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked #i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the #sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team #liv in the replies #dallas stars #jason robertson #nhl periodic table poems #guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a #couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was #like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make #expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the #shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT #WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy #the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy #i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water #the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included #if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send #it may not look like it but i queue #pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask #GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s #i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life #actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that #I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but #couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons #anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole #the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative #(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)

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yupstillhere · 1 year

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The only thing tethering me to this plane of existence since I’ve moved back home is going on long drives blasting the rise of the pink ladies sound track loud enough that other drivers get a free concert as I drive past at 40 mph.

@saveourpinks season 2 is desperately needed for more motorway serenading material

#rise of the pink ladies #save rotpl #thank god I drive better than I sing #I’ll be damned if I don’t give the harmonies in The Boom the effort they deserve though #I’m singing all the parts baby

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alelelesimz · 1 month

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😀!!!!

#sorry i need to rant on here i’m going crazy aaaaaaaaaaaa #i’m moving to another city in october and i’ve been trying to figure out everything #bc im going from an apartment that i share with friends and a pretty decent room #to a very little room shared with people i don’t know #(well actually one of my best friends + someone i don’t know)#but figuring out what to do with every single one of my things is driving me crazy!!!#i’m trying to sell everything i don’t use anymore #and i’ve donated A TON of old clothes that i haven’t even thought about in years #i thought about hiring movers but i think is going to be too expensive for the amount of stuff i’m moving #cause it’s not that much #if i had a god damn drivers license i could just rent a car and move everything myself #BUT I CANT DRIVE #i’m gonna try to convince my friend to drive me there and i’ll pay for all the expenses #but idk if she’s gonna say yes so i’m AAAAA #anyways thank you and good nite

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pepprs · 1 year

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halfway thru my first drivers ed session. idk if i can do this aftually lol

#purrs #there’s like 30+ ppl in the class and most of them are high schoolers who already have like at least 20-30 hrs and i have 3. also the #instructor is really nice and means well but she is also a little clueless and she embarrassed me in front of everyone (or maybe i #embarrassed myself) bc she had us all introduce ourselves and say what we like to do and i said play video games and she was like oh are you #a bit of a gamer 👀 have you been to any of those conventions. LIKE 💀😭 NO I JUST PLAY SILLY LITTLE PET GAMES…..#but ajyways um. i don’t have enough driving experience to start behind the wheel lessons yet 💀💀💀💀💀 and we r watching videos rn and it’s so s #scary like istill have such trouble even maneuvering the car around how am isupposed to develop situational awareness and be driving on high #hihways and shit. this is so overwhelming. it’s like ‘every moment ur behind the wheel u and the ppl around u are at risk’ well idont want t #to be at risk or risk others lives. but also i need to move out. help 💔💖#anyways this class has INSANELY long breaks (like 15+ mins thank god) and we might be able to end early every day too so. fingers crossed it #wont be that bad and i’ll actually retain stuff and learn to drive fucking finally. but im so scared #also on thursday we are watching a video depicting a graphic c*r cr*sh so. that’s just fucking great #drivers ed tag

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superbattrash · 1 month

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Having therapy at 1pm should be illegal

#at least for me #it messes up my entire routine. I don’t like it #but mish you could just drive there instead of walk #I know but parking!!! and time???? I HATE 1pm #I should already be home from my morning walk getting ready to sit on my couch and by comfy #but nope. I gotta stare at nothing for another hour and then walk the 7km to town #thank god my friend is picking me up after because I am not in a good mood and it’s not even 10am #misha rants

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windowsandfeelings · 6 months

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The thing about a 7am flight is that I had to wake up at 4am. And the thing about waking up at 4am is that I was so scared I wouldn’t that I woke up at least once an hour instead.

#I am so tired #and the cab ride to jfk was an all time awful one #you know that feeling where you’re fine and then a second later you’re 100% sure you’re gonna puke?#I didn’t puke but I don’t think I would have made it another minute #thank you smell. thank you incredibly jerky driving.#please god let this be an easy flight #anyway New York I love you but I think I’m ready to go home #and see my cat #and my mom whose been there all week living her best la life

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binders-and-beanies · 4 months

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#sry I need to vent more abt my tattoo pain bc I physically cannot do anything productive rn im completely and totally incapacitated #can’t read anything beyond short posts or texts. can’t eat or move at all #tried to sleep through it so it would at least Be Tomorrow so I can get medical help. but the jolts of pain make me like Jump #hence me being sent home from work early today like it’s not even that I was complaining I was just flinching involuntarily so much #and was unable to work or function at all. thank god I don’t work retail rn I remember the pain of tattoo infections in that context #it’s so Abrupt it feels like I’m being stabbed or repeatedly bitten #literally trying not to scream bc I have a roommate. but he almost certainly hears me crying and saying ouch #which sucks bc I barely know the guy lol he has no context. At least on my drive home I could scream as much as I needed #literally would go to the ER if I could afford it and that sounds so dramatic bc it is #it doesn’t feel like it can wait. genuinely don’t know how I’m gonna get through the night #I haven’t slept in like 60 hours and I doubt I will tonight. but it hurts too much to even tell if I’m tired #and I don’t have time for this!! I have so much I need to be doing. I hate that the only way I can have Time is to be Extra Disabled #in a way that leaves me completely unable to do the things I normally can fight through despite burnout #and I was just at health services yesterday asking them to do insurance paperwork that they couldn’t do #it’s embarrassing having to be like hey I was just there but can I come back #I have Another tattoo infection but I pinky promise I take such good care of them #and my artist is like the best of the best too. it’s like it doesn’t matter what either of us does to keep me safe #and I know if anyone responds to this it will be to tell me to stop getting tattoos #but that’s literally like telling me not to get top surgery if I’m immunocompromised n might have recovery complications #both are equally important gender affirming medical procedures to me I’m not joking #and I hate always having to justify this whilst in agonizing pain. I hate answering the same things every time bc still no one believes me #I say this as someone who lives every moment in baseline pain that would have your average person writhing on the floor and I ignore it #this is truly unbearable if I hadn’t been through it a million times I would think it was life threatening #just needed to get it out ig. bc it’s all I can physically do. until health services opens in 12 hours #PLEASE let them have availability tomorrow bc i have literally no option on weekends #this is just. so upsetting and embarrassing. I don’t have time or emotional capacity for this #personal #mine #vent post

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purble-gaymer · 8 months

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i love freezing rain on a friday morning

#rhyn rambles #it’s gonna get so cold next week :(#the sidewalks and roads are a mess thank god i don’t drive

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j-esbian · 6 months

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genuinely don’t know if people are being willfully ignorant or if climate change is boiling a frog faster than any frog has been boiled before, because every time i remark about the temperature, everyone around me goes “michigan weather amirite folks??” and it’s like. actually i don’t think that’s what’s causing it to fluctuate 30-40 degrees week to week. try again.

#even 10 years ago it was not like this.#and then they will go ‘i hope we don’t have a hot summer ://‘ like HELLO #maybe it’s bc i am worrying about climate change constantly but be so fr rn #do you think. if it is 75 degrees in march. it will stop there #Do Not get me started abt when they’re like ‘oh thank god it barely snowed this year :)’#because snow is just there to make your drive harder and doesn’t actually have a place in the ecosystem. sorry i forgot /s

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vcrnons · 9 months

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man. why was yuta in my dream again