#thanisson

[ellalba]

I spent WAY too much time on this.

Was watching Full Metal Alchemist and bumped into that scene. Made me laugh!

[tony-loon]

Motivational Poster #3 -Petty Officer Thanisson- Flustered Finalizerfan

Thanisson and Mitaka formed a deep friendship over the final rendering of the posters they participated in. Cardinal began to question the layout choices and inconsistencies. FN-2187 tried to avoid the posters from there on out, his sides hurt from keeping all the laughter in.

[hux-and-gay]

I used to do this thing where I would take a list of characters that I liked (such as Star Wars characters) and then I would take a list of roles from a musical. Then I would get a random generator and use that generator to randomly select the characters I had chosen and cast them as random roles in the musical. As if they were being forced to play those characters and I had no control over who they were cast as.

Things could get pretty hilarious. you could have something like Han gets cast as the spouse of Vader and C3PO gets cast as their child.

So I thought I had never really done it with the sequels characters so I decided why not? I did it With Hamilton because that’s a musical most people know but I could do other ones in the future. It turned out even funnier then I could possibly have imagined.

Now without further ado

HAMILTON BUT PURE CHAOS

Our Star of the show is none other the Snoke

And who is his rival that will eventually best him in a duel sending him to his death?

Princess Leia Organa! And honesty? Good for her. (All the extras are storm troopers)

Now who is the famous, Faboulous, Marquis De Lafayette…. it’s Pryde… ugh

Suddenly Lafayette is no longer cool

Now who are Snoke and Pryde’s Besties? Phasma is now Laurence (so she dies 😔) and Kylo is Mulligan, honestly I can see him as mulligan

So this friend group is just the first order? Good to know

Now who is the responsible, put together, and not reckless at all, general to lead them all?

It’s Han Solo playing George Washington! So in character right? Now he’s Snoke’s mentor and president of the United States… interesting

But there’s always a loyalist so who gets to be my beloved Samuel Seabury?

Armitage Hux! I was actually very happy with this paring I literally a wrote a parody to farmer refuted from Hux’s POV a few weeks ago, it’s just so funny

Now who is the King that Hux is so graciously supporting, the antagonist of the whole story? Well it’s none other then Poe Dameron, everyone’s favorite imperialist

And of course Snoke still needs more enemies, so who is the incompetent general that sucks so bad he gets left behind?

Charles Lee is now Luke Skywalker! “I’m a general WEEEEEE” But I mean hey man not everyone can say they got shot by Phasma in a duel.

and of course we can’t forget Snoke’s big act 2 rival Thomas Jefferson who is being played by none other then C3PO!

and Jefferson is nothing without his best friend James Madison played by Dopheld Mitaka!

Honestly this one is a pretty good casting

Now here’s where it gets interesting… if it hasn’t already…

The Schuyler Sisters

Yeah you saw that right, forget Angelica Eliza and Peggy, Now we have Palpatine Rey and Finn! So that not only makes them sisters but it also means that Snoke and Rey are married and have children which is a terrifying thought

And not only that but it also means that Snoke and Palpatine were in love but Palpatine let him marry his sister instead but they still continue their emotional affair through the letters they send to eachother

Aren’t snoke and Palpatine basically the same person technically???? I guess they have a type

but of course, we can’t forget the Schuyler sisters wonderful father Philip, oops sorry I meant Thanisson

so yes somehow Thanisson is the father of Palpatine Rey and Finn. Makes sense? No? Perfect, moving on

Speaking of Philip, Snoke and Rey’s Aforementioned child of the same name, is now being played by Rose Tico

Which means, as you can see in this photo here, she dies in her duel with George Eacker. But who might you ask is George Eacker?

It’s BB-8 of course!

Because BB-8 decided to shit talk snoke he got in a duel with Rose, and won. BB-8 kills rose.

Now there’s something missing, we all know the story, Snoke can’t stay faithful to his wife. so who is the poor soul that has to play Mariah Reynolds? A woman being used by her husband to extort snoke by having her keep up an affair with him?

It’s Cardinal, I’m so sorry. He isn’t prepared for this 😭 this image is so cursed. Funny enough though Maria is known for wearing red.

Anyway who is Cardinal’s manipulative husband who is blackmailing snoke?

It’s Brendol Hux, James Reynolds is Brendol Hux. I’m so sorry Cardinal but this is perfect casting. Truly and ass hole in every universe

and of course who is the doctor that is just trying to keep shit together through this whole play? BEHOLD THE MIGHTY GONK!

(I couldn’t find any pictures on Google of the doctor)

If you got this far, I hope you enjoyed it and are severely disturbed!!! Let me know if you’re interested in me doing more.

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[tomatette]

Hey, have some stupid movie poster edits. Here's the first one. No one asked for this, I know. I'm sorry. Kind of.

Part I / II / III / IV

[jaynesilver]

Well, hey there, sweet Tumblr anon! I so enjoyed your ask yesterday that I felt compelled to write something for this little rarepair ship. I hope you enjoy it - I certainly enjoyed writing it. Nice things should happen for Mitaka and Thanisson. Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dopheld Mitaka/Thanisson Characters: Dopheld Mitaka, Thanisson (Star Wars), Armitage Hux Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Shyness, Crushes, First Kiss, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff Summary: Thanisson narrowly survives the escape of FN-2187, and Mitaka realizes just how much he cares for his friend.

[the-fiction-witch]

Can I

Media - Star Wars The Force Awakens Character - Petty Officer Thanisson Couple - Thanisson X Reader Reader - First Order Prisoner Being Transported Rating Smuttish Word Count 686

I sat inside my cell bored out of my mind, nothing but a bed built into the wall and a table by the door, I sat on the bed lazily in this scratchy red prisoner jumpsuit they supplied me with even if I had undone it and pushed it away as much as I could. I was being transported on the finalizer to Xmexa the prison planet in sector nine. They had always threatened me but I didn't think they really would... Until I... stole a blaster and tried to escape from the cells on the Tansmin docks. 

The outer door opened and I wondered some first-order boy, He came through with a tray unlocking the electrified second door and heading in.

"Dinner. Prisoner 897."

"Thank you," I sighed, "You're not the usual one?"

"Humm? Ohh! A bunch of the troopers have reinforcement training." He says as he sets the tray on the table. "I'm a petty officer usually,"

"I see," I nodded, 

He nodded and I noticed he was lingering, not sure why and then I noticed his eye line. He stood his eyes staring at my breasts where my jumpsuit was unzipped and pulled down, revealing my cleavage, 

"Hey! My eyes are up here petty boy."

"Sorry!" He jumped looking away blushing, "Sorry I uhh..."

"What?"

"It uhhh I've been on the finalizer for two rounds now... kinda been a while since I uhh... you know." 

"Really?"

"Yeah... sorry again."

"It's fine." 

"what-"

"It's fine. I don't care." I sighed, "Look all you want,"

"Really!"

"Yeah," I shrug, "You've been on here a while and I'm bored out of my mind so go ahead." 

"...You really don't mind?" He sheepishly stepped closer, 

"Nope, Look all you like."

".... I ughh... thank you," He blushed quickly he knelt on the floor of my cell beside my bed and stared longingly at me and my body, I laughed and just let him clearly he was happy. I even spotted him drooling, "Can uhhhhhhh can I uhhhh I know its uhh-"

"You wanna touch them?"

"...Yes please,"

"Go on," I rolled my eyes,

"Thank you!" he happily jumped forward his hands grabbed my jumpsuit and he began to grope and fondle my breasts, "Uhh... Uuuuughhhh... Ohh fuck-"

"Really?" I chuckled, 

"I have been stuck on this ship for two rounds of duty that's six cycles. and I share quarters with five other guys." He complained, "Please.... uhhh just let me have this," 

"Alright you have fun," I laughed, 

"Could I uhhhh... could I take your jumpsuit off?"

"You can go on,"

"Thank you!" He smiled almost ripping open my jumpsuit to expose my bare breasts by how he was really drooling and breathing hard as he grabbed my breasts fondling them and groping them in his hands, I couldn't help but chuckle it was kinda adorable seeing him so needy, his hips even slightly bucking the more he groped, "can I uhhh can I please..."

"Yes?"

"... it's a long shot... but I am...Begging you... Please... can I..."

"whatever it is you can do it,"

"Really?"

"sure go on,"

"Ummmm!" He groaned as he moved and kissed my sternum keeping his head between my breasts as he fondled and groped all but motorboating me, it tickled so I laughed and petted his blonde hair, 

"Whoa! You really are desperate aren't you?"

"Ummm mhm...." He groaned between kisses and gropes,

I chuckled and moved him away a moment making him whine but I moved my hand to my jumpsuit zip and pushed it as far down as I could pealing it off me and opening my legs, "You think you can last long enough for me too?" I asked him

he started with wide eyes and gulped, "Uhhhh... no." He said, "But I by god I will try!"

"You think you could... be my usual guard from now on? dropping off my food and such it would certainly keep us entertained for the rest of the trip to Xmexa"

"It would... Okay! deal!" He smiled climbing onto my bed to kiss me but he pulled back, "ohh uhh I uhh I don't know your name..."

"Y/n,"

"Hi,"

"Hi, and you are?"

"Ohh right.. Thanisson,"

"Pleasure so... shall we?" I rubbed my nose on his,

"Ohhh god yes!" He groans pulling me back to kiss him. 

[skylarstark4826]

I loved this beautiful Fanart of the ship of Thanitaka or Mithanisson from the Star Wars movie The Force Awakens of the characters of Thanisson and Dolphen Mitaka together and above all because I imagined Thanisson with a pet that was a ferret or also a drell and that every time Mitaka tried to pet her she always ended up biting him and above all because I also find the idea that both always slept together in Thanisson's room or also in Mitaka's and also because I love that in this beautiful fanart Thanisson and Mitaka are dressed that way because it makes it seem like they sleep together but also because I imagine that if Thanisson had saved himself from Finn and Poe's escape then he and Mitaka both would have decided shortly after decided to desert from The First Order and would have decided to have their own life together and have problems and being free in every way and above all because I really would have liked that we had seen them for much longer together in the Star Wars movie The Force Awakens... sincerely

By the way, these beautiful Fanarts of them are not mine and the credits are not for me, but I will let you know that right here I am going to leave you the link of the real creator on Tumblr

[armitagehuxsleepschedule]

Thanisson: I need life advice.

Hux, on his 72nd hour of being awake, drinking an energy drink with crushed-up caffeine pills in it: Well, you came to the right person.

[finaliseur]

Thanisson is a cutie

❝ And I'm single. My com code is- ❞

❝ Back to work, Thanisson! ❞

[findinyourkin]

hello! i am a fictive of petty officer thanisson from star wars: the force awakens looking for general hux, kylo ren, and dopheld mitaka. preferably other systems, but it doesn’t matter. bodily we are 24, so please be 21+ if you are interacting. i’m rather obscure, so i’m not holding out much hope here, and honestly, even if you don’t remember me, i’d love to chat. but like or reblog and i’ll get back to you.

!!!!!!!!

[manicpixiedreamedwins]

tagged

Thanks @tomatette 1. Three ships: kylux (I have the brainrot), royjamie (I also have brainrot), my supersecret ship is actually mitaka/thanisson but I don’t think anyone shares that lmao (except my wife who is very nice about listening to me talk about it)

2. First ever ship: uh… I mean, where does it start? Are we going by feelings for the ship, or are we going on the technicality of “participation in fandom”? Anyway, probably Anakin and Padme, which I feel like explains so much about me.

3. Last song: Third Eye by Florence and the Machine

4. Last film: The Nun II

5. Currently reading: Manifest: Dive Deeper

6. Currently watching: The Patient (I am really late on this one because depression)

7. Currently consuming: a brownie

8. Currently craving: The Sugar Cookie Latte (even though it is late)

I'd like to tag @starkillerlullaby @gardening-darling @fridayincarnate (but only if you would like to do it)

[supremeprince-bensolo]

Thanisson is now engaged 🤮

I have no idea who that is sorry

[ao3feed--kylux]

Shopping

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Y2QUGhK

by DinosaurInTheSnow

After some successful negotiations, the boys do some shopping to get essentials for the Finaliser whilst they are planet-side.

Words: 2132, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 8 of Adventures in Space

Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Dopheld Mitaka, Stormtrooper Character(s), Thanisson (Star Wars)

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux & Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Attempt at Humor, Dialogue Heavy, Mitaka gets mad, Established Relationship, Mitaka/Thannison mentioned

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Y2QUGhK

[tomatette]

I mean, while we're at it anyway? Let's invite Thanisson as well?

been thinking a lot about how much funnier TRoS would have been if instead of killing off Hux he escaped with the gang and was just kinda there in the background for the rest of the film

[jaynesilver]

psst Mitaka/Thanisson is my secret ship (please don’t make fun of me)

Make fun of you?! Hell no! That's a wonderful ship. Maybe I'll write some!

[the-fiction-witch]

Regulations

Media Star wars The Force Awakens

Character Petty Officer Thanisson

Couple Thanisson X Reader

Rating Smut

Kinktober Day Fourteen

Kinktober Concept Exhibitionism

Smut Exhibitionism / nudity/ risk of getting caught/ flashing/ full sex/ raw sex

I giggled a little as I glanced across to the chair beside me he caught my look of course. Thanisson and I had been sitting next to each other on the finalizer for forever now every day the same old thing sitting next to each other in the control room occasionally pressing buttons and sometimes giving into thought our headsets but most of the time we just sat endlessly bored. But Thanisson and I had come up with a little game to amuse us while we worked. The first order is known for being strict about everything especially our uniform at first it was small seeing how far we could push it before we got in trouble. Little things like: Replacing the black shoelaces in our boots with red, Rolling our sleeves higher than the allowed length, Parting our hair differently than the officer style.

Scandalous I know but if someone reported us we would both be in big trouble.

But we hadn't gotten caught meaning we had to keep upping the ante it became a competition of who could get away with the most outlandish thing, and of course, by now we were pretty far.

He gave me a sly smirk and undid a button on his jacket revealing he didn't have his shirt on below his jacket I kept looking so he kept pulling it back revealing his whole bare shoulder but the door opened so he quickly fixed it and we pretended to get on with our work, I smirked a little glancing to him and he smirked at me so I undid a couple of the buttons on my uniform exposing that I too hadn't worn my shirt or my bra I managed to undo my shirt completely holding it a moment as to not expose me before I opened it up wide turning red but enjoying the thrill of it, he began to gasp but undid his own revealing his bare chest too completely slipping his shirt off leaving it to pool at his waist we both couldn't stop our giggles.

I heard the door so we both quickly fixed ourselves up focusing on work for a while until I caught him again this time he was undoing his pants revealing he had nothing below them pulling out his erection and giving it a gentle stroke I giggled blowing him a little kiss he smirked at me so I smiled undoing my own pulling them down and opening my legs to expose my pussy gently stroking my clit making him groan, I heard the door again so we both quickly covered up but I noticed that was everyone leaving for lunch making us the only ones here I bit my lip looking at him he bit his own and smirked glancing down I undid my pants kicking them off and he pushed his down to his ankles I jumped from my seat to sit on his lap quickly letting him slip inside me "Uhh fuck" he gasps quietly "We have to be quick if you don't wanna get caught" I remind him undoing my shirt so he could play with my tits as I bounced "I know pet, fast. or we'll both get in trouble" he smirked undoing his own so I could stroke and nuzzle his bare chest as he thrust up into me we both moved as fast as possible desperate to get off but also not to get caught even if it was so thrilling to think as we pushed away our clothes more and more that we sat in the control room almost naked having raw sex doing our best to stay as quiet as possible I knew we were both getting close when I heard the door.

We both moved as quickly as we could I jumped back into my seat grabbing my clothes from the floor just using them to cover me as I had no time to get them back on and Thanisson did much the same quickly pulling his pants up and his jacket closed as someone came in grabbed something and left again. as soon as the door shut we couldn't stop our giggles as we started getting re dressed I did think about jumping back but I'm so happy I didn't as everyone flooded back from lunch and then-

The door opened and his voice spoke up as I was doing up my jacket "Uniform inspection!" Commander Hux shouted and we glanced at each other turning bright red 'shit' he mouthed we quickly fixed as much as we could and stood for inspection thanisson first as the commander and his guards paced around him I had to admit it was so exciting to think if we would get away with his thinking of poor thanisson naked below that uniform his cock likely still covered in juiced from our raw sex meer moments before "One. don't let it happen again" he warns "Yes sir" he nods taking his disapinaiary for his red shoelaces I'm surprised he didn't get caught for anything else but they always do the boy's checks a little more loosely "Alright Your turn officer" "Yes sir" I nodded trying not to blush given I was utterly naked below this one layer if they merely undid my buttons they would see my bare breasts holding my legs tight together where they ached from excitement from earlier it was so thrilling I wanted to giggle as they checked me over thanisson giving me a sly eye or trying to without getting caught "Undo your shirt" "Why sir?" "I have a suspicion you're uniform is not to regulation" I didn't know what to do, or how I'd get out of this "Well no sir it isn't" "Why have you purposely disregarded regulations?" "Well sir" I began doing my best to think as I spoke but not sound like I was making it up as I went along "My breasts have been growing so much lately sir, they've been getting so big, the supplied undergarments don't fit me anymore, I put in a request for bigger sizes but they have yet to arrive so I've had no choice but to work without one sir" I explained "I see. I'll let it slide temporarily." he nods "Thank you sir" I blushed "Next," he said moving on to the next person "Good job" Thanisson smiled as he leant closer "Dare you to undo your pants and flash the commander while he checks the next line" I whispered glancing at those in front of us "Your on" he smirked "If you do it with me pet" "Deal" I smirked we tried not to blush or to giggle as he checked the next line and as he faced away I undid my shirt flashing my tits and thanisson flashed his cock it was quick as he wasn't turned around very long and we quickly fixed ourselves "What's going on with you two?" He snapped noticing how red we hade both turned "Forgive us sir, we remained while everyone else went to lunch mind getting ancy sir" Thanisson explained "Alright you two have been checked go on" he said "Thank you sir" I smiled and we bolted out the command centre giggling like teenagers.