#⋆✶― 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 ―✶― answered

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Thanisson is a cutie

❝ And I'm single. My com code is- ❞

❝ Back to work, Thanisson! ❞

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anonymous 》 Which one?! How many break ups did General Hux have?

❝ Allegedly three. Mitaka and Bolander won't give details. But I heard they were all assholes. ❞

❝ I'd like to stay alive thank you... ❞

❝ I heard a rumor that two of them are dead? ❞

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anonymous 》 Who is General Hux’s favorite employee?

❝ It's probably Major Abara. ❞

❝ You're just saying that because he's hot. ❞

❝ I don’t-! That's no way to speak to a superior, Petty Officer Thanisson. ...Wait, do you think he's hot? ❞

❝ It's me. ❞

❝ It's definitely not you. It's probably Mitaka.❞

❝ First of all, rude. I was joking. I think it was Vice Admiral Waada. The General gave her command of her own ship... ❞

❝ I don't know what's wrong with all of you. It's obviously Phasma. ❞

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anonymous 》 Galactic Post reporter here. May I ask when is General Hux most harsh？

❝ The General is reasonably strict when we are amidst an important battle or in pursuit of rebel forces. ❞

❝ There was that one time where the traitor helped that prisoner escape. Yeah...he was not happy about that... ❞

❝ Ugh... Don't remind me... I was in the med bay for eight weeks because of that asshole. ❞ His sour expression fades into an impish grin. ❝ Don't forget about after his break up. ❞

❝ Which one? ❞

❝ What? I thought that was just a rumor? ❞

❝ You know, I thought he would be angry after we lost Starkiller base but I think he was just depressed... ❞

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anonymous 》 Does General Hux have any bad habits?

❝ The General is the image of efficiency and professionalism. I do not waste my time contriving speculations about his personal life. ❞

❝ Does the man ever sleep? I don't know if he knows what the word 'vacation' means. ❞

❝ I don't think I have ever seen him consume an entire meal. Just ration bars and prot snacks. Half a salad on a good day. ❞

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@iniqutous 》 the supreme leader would like to remind you that any agendas not in his interest are considered treason and punishable by death. -Allegiant General Pryde, High Command

❝ It looks like we have to send out another anti-treason memo to the staff... ❞

❝ General Pryde, again? Sorry, Allegiant General. ❞

❝ At this point, we might as well put it on monthly auto send. ❞

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anonymous 》 Does First Order health insurance protect against force choking?

❝ Health care provision vary by rank, sector and division. There are distinct plans based on your station, as well. In regard to specific coverage details, I will have to refer you to the manual... ❞

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@renkniighted : ❌

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❝ In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? ❞

❝ Peavey, how tall are you? ❞

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@chromium-siren 》 “I could use some caf. Do you want some too?”

❝ Would I ever. After the last Ren rampage, I've been working over time on outdated tech. ❞ Fingertips swipe over weary eyes as the dispatch officer barely stifles a yawn. ❝ Does that guy think dispatch panels grow on trees? ❞

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@fcalty : ❌

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❝ You know, the Knights of Ren can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. ❞

Staring directly at the knights. ❝ GET FUCKED ❞

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anonymous   》  is kylo ren single? asking for a friend

  ❝ Stars, I hope so. I feel for anyone who has put up with that guy on a daily basis. ❞

❝ Xyra-! You can't say that in public. ❞

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Lieutenant Mitaka @fcalty 》 thanisson what the fuck?? "i never said anything about general hux’s break ups! that was a private conversation."

❝ Just kidding! It wasn't Mitaka. ❞

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Supreme Leader Snoke @iniqutous 》 someone explain why the repair fees for this ship are way higher than any other ships in the fleet?

❝ Uhh... General Hux, there is a message for you! ❞

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anonymous 》 who is the nicest?

❝ Definitely Lieutenant Mitaka. He is probably too nice for his own good. Colonel Anjali is a fairly close second. ❞

❝ Hey! What about me? ❞

❝ Um... sure. ❞

❝ ...I'm uninviting you from our lunch date. ❞

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anonymous   》  what does general hux do on his time off?

❝ Work ❞

❝ Someone told me he drinks tea, reads really boring books and listens to classical music. ❞

❝ I heard he has a sick weapon collection. ❞

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@fcalty  》  do you want to hear the load of rubbish general hux told me today? / from peavey to canady

  ❝ Here  to  ruin  my  pleasant  day,  are  you  not? ❞   The  subtle  hint  of  jest  is  evident  in  his   tone,  despite  the  captain's  steely  countenance.  ❝ Do  tell. ❞