#tgcf shitposting

[thatswhatsushesaid]

where's shixiong at, he'll explain everything

[twistedappletree]

[azeofspades]

alright so we've seen that you can like borrow a god's access to heaven's telepathic matrix through physical contact when hc does it w/ xl (the "have you missed me" scene) and i was wondering if that required focus or if it could happen by accident. Like idk a younger heavenly official trips and falls onto one of the gods in the matrix and shows up next to them?

My next question would be if it works for animals too. Like can we have an in-universe equivalent of having your cat show up in your zoom meeting?

Imagine mu qing's kitten wants attention while he's in a telepathic meeting and grabs his arm and now all of a sudden he just has a kitten in his arms. I think that'd one shot sqx

[hualianisms]

"哥哥，成亲吧。" - crimson rain sought flower top 10 KO's

[bichenique]

xuan ji would be crying her eyes out to chappell roan's "casual." she'd bring a boom box and play it outside all of pei ming's temples.

[mini-godzilla]

A mxtx crossover event where all the red-black characters had to fight, I believe, would result in a very interesting rock paper scissors scenario.

Wei Wuxian, being the Ghost Whisperer, could probably beat, or at the very least subdue Hua Cheng. We know Hua Cheng is weak to Ghost Stuff a la the Mount Tonglu opening incident, and Wei Wuxian has dealt with extremely powerful spirits in the past.

That being said, I think Hua Cheng could take Luo Binghe in a fight. This guy bested 33 heavenly officials, his swordplay is unmatched, and Luo Binghe is very powerful but I imagine that power comes with the side effect of very little finesse. Additionally his protagonist halo probably wouldn’t save him here since he’s not the only protagonist.

However, Luo Binghe would totally destroy Wei Wuxian. With his itty bitty Mo Xuanyu core he doesn’t stand a chance. Tearing through an army of the undead is the exact sort of op bullshit Binghe excels at, so that option is out too.

That being said, if their love interests are also fighting, Xie Lian bodies those fools. I’m sorry but even though Lan Wanji is excellent and SQQ is a peak lord, they do not stand a chance. Xie Lian’s favorite trick for 800 years was to break boulders on his chest while he had no access to any spiritual energy. Dude folded the heavenly emperor like a lawn chair. No contest.

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

Wei Wuxian: So I've tried every talisman, array, curse, whatever, that I can think of, and I do think it's actually impossible for me to get pregnant.

Shen Qingqiu: Oh. That's something you want to do. Well in my world it's been theorized that impregnating a man would not be beyond the powers of a demon lord, but I haven't allowed Binghe to try and figure out if it's true. Ha! With all the ridiculous shit Airplane added to my world I wouldn't be surprised if we have a plant or spell or something that can let a man get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: ...what.

Xie Lian: My world has a pill that a man can take to let him get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: you're telling me that both of your worlds have male pregnancy aids?

Shen Qingqiu: hey, I only said that I wouldn't be surprised if it did...

Xie Lian: Actually I could probably change genders to get pregnant too. Or I could impregnate San Lang. I guess there are a few different options.

Wei Wuxian: ....

Wei Wuxian tapping the glass of his enclosure: I want to talk to the person in charge here. MXTX I need a word.

[iphigeniastrangeworth]

"guy who's scared of women but is worshipped as a fertility god due to a clerical error implying he has a massive dick" is the funniest character idea ever, no one is doing it like mxtx

[seatokki]

character development!

[tedlebred]

this is probably all the tgcf you're ever gonna get out of me

[lazycranberrydoodles]

[thatswhatsushesaid]

justice for fu yao and all the stupid shit he had to put up with

[thatswhatsushesaid]

who reads that book/watches this show and walks away from the experience with this takeaway

i mean i get it, his cooking is absolutely rancid, we may never know the final death count regarding those who consumed his /checks my serious notes, incorruptible chastity meatballs. but a crime of this magnitude nevertheless can't be removed from its narrative context! have we learned nothing from the mdzs fandom trenches??

shit's just wackadoodle

Oh I’m gonna fuck over every person who says that Xie Lian deserves everything he’s got.

Ohhh bitch how dare you.

[myriadebleue]

something something Wu Ming Wednesday

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

[qifreyplushie]

guyyyssss it's sketch dump time ^__^