#tftsa incorrect quotes

[maybeacrowdedmind]

Tales From The Shadowhunter Academy Incorrect Quote

George: That's one of my biggest fears.

George: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...

Simon: You would eat yourself.

George: I wouldn't even question it.

[hotdog-frenchfries]

George *sits up in bed*: The birds...they want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance.

Simon *half-asleep*: You tell those birds, George.

George: Yeah, I'll t-tell them. I'll tell them.

[themortaltextposts]

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner permit

- Simon, sometime in his first year at The Shadowhunter Academy probably

[malecftmaxrafe]

Alec: I’ve only had Max for a day and a half.

Alec: But if anything bad happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[banescrown]

Alec: close your eyes bro

Jace: *closes his eyes*

Alec: what do you see bro

Jace: nothing

Alec: that is the amount of problems I would have had if you didn't do dumb ass shit

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

George: So, how you gonna do this?

Simon: Idk honestly, I'll just be myself.

George: But you don't know who's that

Simon:

[immortal-enemies]

James: I would literally rather get punched in the face then tell the class a fun fact about myself.

[cordeliasblackthorn]

George: *wanting to raise a baby with Simon in a drawer*

Simon: just keep your socks on so it’s no homo

George: no homo? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Simon: fine. yes homo

[tsc-clave]

Simon, fighting a demon: yes, 20d! now I shall end this demon with my mighty sw-

Isabelle: for FUCK’S sake just KILL IT

[sixofsummoners]

simon: [looking into a cup] what kind of tea is this?

isabelle: oh, i boiled some gatorade

[maybeacrowdedmind]

Tales From The Shadowhunter Academy Incorrect Quote: Simon Tells George About His Date with Isabelle

George: She kissed you and you said 'thank you'?

Simon: Yes.

George: Well that was very polite.

[notactiveloll]

Alec: I did the right thing and it’s insulting that you don’t see that!

Lily: Hey, hey. The baby can hear you yelling and it’s upsetting her.

Magnus: There is no baby Lily!

Lily: I meant me! The baby’s a cover.

[ludy-blackthorn]

Simon: [to Raphael] I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago", backstabber.

Raphael: I'm surprised you've read "Othello"

Simon: What the hell is "Othello"? I'm calling you the parrot from "Aladdin"

[malecftmaxrafe]

Izzy: Simon and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Simon: -sentences.

Izzy: Don't interrupt me.

[banescrown]

Jace: What are you reading?

Alec: A book of everything I love

Jace: That’s a photo album of Magnus

Alec: What a coincidence

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

Simon: I don't bruise as much anymore.

Jem: That's excellent. It means you're finding your feet and deflecting more blows!

Simon: Really? I thought it was because I was dead inside.