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TFP Bots When You Ask For Pads
a/n- sorry I haven’t written anything in my inbox, this is my last year of high school and I am determined to get all A’s, so school is kicking my ass. I wrote this because I’ve been having issues with my period and desperately need comfort. warnings: AFAB! Reader, mentions of periods obviously (but that should not be a taboo topic)
Optimus Fine
Bumble
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Bulk Barn
Wheelie Jack
Ultra Magnet
Lightning McQueen
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#Tfp#transformers prime#maccadam#maccadams#tf#transformers#tfp headcanons#tf headcanons#transformers prime headcanons#Textfic#tfp texts#autobots x reader#Tfp x reader#Optimus prime#bumblebee#arcee#bulkhead#smokescreen#ultra magnus#ratchet#wheeljack
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(860): Stop staring at my boobs, I can’t concentrate
(401): Well how do you think I feel
(860): fair enough
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originally this was supposed to be just one of the ships but my skibidi friend told me to just do all three of them
and it's the way all of them FIT 😭
@altraviolet tag bc 30% echo garden reference guys
#transformers#maccadam#idw mtmte#transformers idw#tf idw#texting#rodimus#megatron#ultra magnus#soundwave tfp#soundwave#soundrod#megarod#rodimags#ignore the unnecessary amount of tags#echo garden related
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The idea of Heatwave being a Wavewave sparkling but mainly from Soundwave tears me up. So I'll submit you all to my PAIN!!!
The idea of Soundwave growing up in the pits, fighting for his life, becoming a top gladiator but still being seen as the lowest of the lowest, but then, this Sparkling appears in his life. A little red bot who seemingly was abandoned or was not picked when it emerged from the All Spark.
That being their first meeting, Soundwave was not yet the Soundwave we know so he didn't know what to do. His best hope was that the little bot would end just like him, surviving on its own... or just die with no pain. After all, there was no one else but him, just him, and Ravage too ofc but really no one else...
So, imagine how stupid must he have felt as he took the sparkling from the ground and was unable to put it down. Ravage in the background wheezing as she realizes what has happened ¨Oh yea, that's how I adopted you too HAHAHAHAH¨
And things well get hard. Why did he do it? Was it some left kindness on him? Did he lose his mind? or maybe, he just compasioned...?
Time passes, he keeps fighting, Ravage keeps being annoying but is still there for him, and the Sparkling now going by the name Heatwave, was there too looking from afar. Soundwave had decided that the little Bot would not participate in the arena, he would just watch and learn.
Heatwave was amazed at the way his ¨creator¨ fought other bots who were bigger than him and much more robust in comparison. Tho he didn't wish to become a gladiator just like his creator, but he still wanted to show how strong he was helping others.
Time passes, they're a small ¨family¨ for all they can say, but they are very strong and united. In every fight, Soundwave participates in the entertainment of the upper classes, he kept in reserve credits so that one day Heatwave can leave the pits and form a real life outside the misery. It would of course be a slow process, but Soundwave knew that he could do it.
A big surprise was when Heatwave shared with him that he wanted to become a Rescue Bot, a particular job that didn't really fit in any of the class rankings that Cybertron had been using... it was a job that came with intense training that if failed, all the blame would go to the bot who failed and not to the institution who trained them. A job that was more chosen to do for the pure of one spark than the want to win something. Such was that it was known that the High Council would prefer losing 5 Rescue Bot units than one Council member.
The job was clearly going to be a dead sentence, but after a long discussion, there were not many options like the Rescue recruit institutions offered to give a semi-normal life to low-class citizens... at least, for the time Heatwave would be trained he would have a home with basic needs, and once out of training and to the practice, the payment would be enough to even feed Ravage.
Soundwave still didn't want to say yes. to give Heatwave permission, but, Heatwave was just hotheaded, he was promising that with this he would be able to give Soundwave the life he could not grow up with... the life he gave to Heatwave...
Soundwave still saved credits as he kept participating in the arena, just in case.
Time seemed to fly through this change. Heatwave met his assigned team and close friends, Soundwave met new bots too, aspiring and strong allies for both of them. Yet, their ideals seemed to change as their lives grow appart.
They still saw each other, they kept communicating, and Ravage always reminded one or the other to call. But things just can't stay calm forever. The pits and many parts of Cybertron considered for the lower cast were being destroyed, homes and families being displeased so the upper class could take those areas. Slowly, a revolution was being armed with strong bots taking the lead. One in particular, Megatronus, wanted Soundwave as his second in command as he saw potential in him.
Soundwave wanted to decline at first. This could endanger Heatwave in many levels if it was known that they both were family. Megatronus seemed to understand, and it seemed that someone else would take Soundwave's place as SIC... is it wasn't for that one call...
The call that changed forever Soundwave's perspective on life and on his own decisions. It was from the Rescue recruitment system that chose Heatwave informing him of... the red bot dead, with the rest of his team...
Rescue Sigma-17 had been deployed to help another unit very far away, and as it seemed that the job was being completed, the communication began to cut. In short, all signals were lost and no vital was detected. Both units had been gone enough time to be declared deceased...
There was not going to be any effort on further location or send a 3 unit with more equipment to help or to at least know what happened. There was not going to be any effort on finding Heatwave's body for a proper funeral, his stuff as the stuff of his team would be tossed or given to their creators. That being said, Soundwave and Ravage received nothing but a big box full of credits, enough to live a luxurious life in the middle class...
It had a note from Heatwave. Just like Soundwave was saving for an emergency, Heatwave had been doing the same. Probably not eating or working extra to have this amount of credits...
... Soundwave tossed all that in their faces not accepting a damn. As fast as he could he went to Megatronus and began their plan to attack...
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At light years far away, after more tragedy had occurred. A small ship floating in the middle of nothing received a message that redirected t it to a planet called Earth.
Landing, four bots from stasis had awakened to see the beauty of an organic planet and to encounter a figure not many would be able to talk to, Optimus Prime.
#idk im trying#this could change#is submitted to change on the future#so considered it more of a draft#the babosa is talking#my stuff#stupid post#stupid stuff#idea#crossover#wavewave#maccadam#transformers#tf#transformers rescue bots#tfrb#rb#transformers prime#tfp#tf prime#au#tfrb heatwave#soundwave#long text
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I may be a big megop shipper.but ull never catch me defending the ship cuz its that terrible.like if i was a soldier & i found out my general was sucking the face of our enemy leader,& these 2 were a big reason why the war had started & dragged on fr centuries...then im just gonna take the fuckers & myself out w/ a bomb😂
Loyalty & rank be damned its mutiny on sight for their asses
#just once i wanna a read fic where bots/cons discover their leaders r in a secret relationship & go these motberfuckers..#transformers g1#text.post#text.#maccadam#transformers armada#transformers animated#transformers movie#transformers cyberverse#transformers prime#transformers earthspark#transformers idw#tf idw#transformers mtmte#megop#tfp megop#tf mtmte#tf megatron#optimus prime#tfp megatron#tfp#tfp optimus prime#funny#transformers
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Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)
do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?
:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)
#shockwave#tfp shockwave#breakdown#tfp breakdown#transformers#tfp#maccadam#fanart#making a joke post only to caption it with heavy shit? hip hip hooray!#another edition of 'putting shockwave into situations that utterly confound him'#this being 'breakdown lives' edition or at least 'breakdown lives long enough to see shockwave'#this is a high effort shitpost i used to cope with the fact i have no puter only laptop so i do art instead#which is an oldie from when i still had school so it's ONLY purpose is to art#because it can't do anything else atm#the text in shockwave's colour is a modified 'why are we here' copypasta#having to deal with the chicanery of breakdown's bodacious chassis chat#i'd say that the confusion alone if not the irritation would be logical enough reason for the processor to run wild#even if he calls it illogical in the process#i don't know the size difference between shockwave and breakdown#i just know that starscream is about the same heightish as shockwave give or take a stiletto#and breakdown's taller than screamer so... head taller (if measuring from head because wow shoulders) breakdown#which is funny to me because breakdown's an apc and shockwave's a tank damn these proportions are wacky 😫
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Did some more Sherlock funnies but this time it’s the whole Holmes siblings gang (plus John, cause he’s an honorary Holmes at this point)
#Sherlock text posts#mycroft Holmes#mycroft bbc#eurus holmes#sherlock holmes#John Watson#sherlock memes#text posts meme#text posts#bbc sherlock#the final problem#TFP
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I think it would have been fun if Optimus let Ratchet use his minigun or whatever every once in a while since it's not an integrated weapon. As a treat.
#not art#text post#optimus prime tfp#tfp ratchet#tfp#transformers prime#saving this for later shitpost drawing purposes#I would trust Ratchet with a firearm I think he should be allowed to use one#Megatron dies mid season in some random nonclimactic moment bc Ratchet gets an accidental headshot#Wouldn't that be funny
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tfp au maybe. had this bouncing around in my brain for years.
so imagine it’s just the show normally. first few episodes introduce the characters, setting and all of that. it’s lighthearted, silly, cute. all of that. then at the end of the 4th episode optimus dies. i’m not sure by who’s hand. maybe a vehicon, something underwhelming. the great prime, taken down by an unnamed decepticon.
after this ratchet looses his shit. he unofficially takes over, even though there are bots maybe more well equipped for the task. but he’s seen so much war, and he’s the oldest, so he starts giving orders. he wastes no time in making very drastic decisions, one optimus would never make. he’s out for blood, and he wants this war to end. it’s taken so much from them all, and it needs to stop by any means necessary. so he’s pulling no punches. an added variable is that with optimus gone, that’s one less mouth to feed. and he was a big bot, so that adds quite a bit of energon to their rations. still not enough, but more. specifically for ratchet, who was previously starving himself for the ‘teams benefit’. so he’s got a clearer head and generally more strength, although he is still being fueled primarily by anger.
eventually, though, probably mid season, ultra magnus comes in. he, being a higher rank than ratchet takes over as the commander. he gives orders very similarly to optimus, and ratchet sees him basically undoing all of the progress they made while he was in charge. so he attempts to rally the rest of the team behind magnus’ back. some agree, some don’t. (arcee agrees and so does bulkhead, although tentatively. he just wants the war to be over, and while being beneath ratchet is reminding him a little too much of the wreckers he believes that this must be done. arcee has just lost too many to the decepticons, and she wants them all dead.)
on the decepticons side, megatron is destroyed by optimus’ death. they’d been fighting for so long, and he’d always talked about his death. he always said he wanted to kill him, but.. prime was invincible. he never really thought he’d die— he never actually considered it a possibility. he had never thought this far, and now his operation is in shambles. he doesn’t know what to do. that is, other than execute the vehicon that killed him. this plants seeds of uncertainty within the lower decepticon ranks because all of them were sure that optimus’ killer would get high praise, or even a promotion. instead they were publicly executed. to them it was a sign of weakness, of uncertainty. almost sympathy towards the autobots, which makes them doubt their ‘great leader’ more than they already were with their dwindling ranks and his. purple energon nonsense.
i’m not sure how i’d like it to end. not yet. im thinking of writing a full fic of this.. idk though
#transformers +#my text +#umm#transformers#tfp#megop#ratchop#tfp ratchet#tfp au#transformers au#teehee#tfp megatron#tfp optimus prime#optimus prime
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Sorry, I gotta talk about it again but I really do love how Jack in TFP is the most blatant parallel to Optimus and his journey in becoming a Prime, it is so cool. Them both being handed responsibility that they don't want/don't think they should have but always stepping up to shoulder it anyway and learning and growing into the role! OUHG it just makes it so easy to imagine Orion going through being handed the title of Prime and later getting the Matrix! You literally get to see what he did via Jack!
"I'm not the person to be doing this. It shouldn't be me" and everyone else saying "But it is you. You have to do this." And then they do
#EATING IT#fucking delicious#excellent delivery#imo anyway i think its just about perfect#tf#transformers prime#jack darby#transformers#tfp#text post#can you tell im an eldest child
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Is it just me or do mtmte Rodimus, tfp Smokescreen, and tf one Orion Pax share a same young reckless full-of-life vibe that I rather like
#there's some similarity in there but what exactly#tfp smokescreen#mtmte rodimus#orion pax#transformers one#transformers#text#mtmte#roddy and drift collab to annoy the shit out of magnus and I just really like that#oh shit just realized#is this called “having a type”#because I have a type now
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TFP Bots React to You Calling Them Pretty
a/n: this is a long overdue post. hope you enjoy :)
Optimus Fine
Biker Girl
Bzz Bzz
Monster Truck Enthusiast
Sunshine
Turbo the Racing Snail
Jack Skellington
The Magna Carta
Dwayne The Cliff Johnson
#tfp#transformers prime#tfp headcanons#transformers#tf#transformers prime headcanons#transformers headcanons#texts#tfp texts#Optimus prime#tfp x reader#arcee#wheeljack#bumblebee
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(603): i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
(734): please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
(603): :)
(603): i can feel colors
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Possible unpopular opinion, Mandroid is a more dangerous version of Silas.
#maccadam#Transformers EarthSpark#EarthSpark#Transformers Prime#TFP#Aligned Continuity#Mandroid#Dr. Meridian#Silas#CYLAS#text post#unpopular opinion#just think about it#Mandroid and Silas share a lot in common#and have some similarities between them too
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Optimus on his Orion Pax self: I am puzzled by one particular finding I have discovered. There are several historic references to Starscream as your second in command, yet, I have not seen him aboard the ship Megatron [doing the sad face]: ... Sadly Commander Starscream is dead.
#chat#the babosa is talking#stupid post#stupid stuff#text#maccadam#tf#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#tf prime#megatron#optimus prime#orion pax#but sadly that was not the last time for starscream#im pretty sure megs wanted screamer to be for real dead
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Sorry to Bayverse or whatever, but I actually find myself enjoying these little humans in Transformers Prime. Some of the silliest creatures ever. My bestie and I can't stop asking ourselves when Miko has gotten enough trauma to stop doing impulsive shit. Probably never. Raf can talk to Bumblebee bc they're both autistic. Jack is Jack and needs new drip.
#text#rintalks#transformers prime#tfp#tfp miko#tfp jack#tfp raf#I even found myself enjoying Agent Fowler rather quickly#He proved that he was no snitch and then he showed that he too can be funny and silly#Miko still wins in Who's The Silliest Competitions tho#Idk if Bumblebee 2018 counts for Bayverse so just know I mean the mainline life action movies with the Transformers title right on top
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