#text poop

[astarionswhore]

Im so fucking disappointed in lucanis's romance in veilguard

I'm nearly to the end of the game and there has been nothing but flirting

No touching at all - hugs, kisses, handholding

NOTHING

What the FUCK????

[werm-whole-skwerm]

i really watched 40 episodes of sailor moon in 4 days i don't think i'm mentally well

[euqinim0dart]

If you want to question your self-esteem and get imposter syndrome, post on Instagram. There is no other platform that screams "hey! nobody gives a shit!" louder than IG. Unless you're a model or influencer, then people will pay attention.

Instagram has given me THE most stress when it comes to creating and posting art. I can't post what I want over there because if it's not the exact thing my audience looks for, that'll tank engagement further. No room for diversity or artistic exploration.

[ganondoodle]

(totk rewritten)

finally, all the arm and spirit abilities- for the first half of the game (rauru) and for the second half with the shiekah arm replacing links arms instead and the spirit abilities gained through ganondorf

(please excuse my handwriting and sometimes repeated info on the first two, i lost motivation/patience at the end and couldnt get myself to basically redo it all from scratch just to make it a bit more cleaner)

note, the camera rune is unconnected to the arm, its the shiekah stone copy link has (zelda carries the one from botw, a copy was attempted to be made for link but it lacks all runes except the camera, the map and its teleportation, and journal/archive)

note for the heal effects of some spirit abilities- im also reworking the healing system, making it more like the older games, so healing isnt as easy and much more restricted, thus making those effects of spirit abilities more valuable ( lil potion icon on the d pad will act a little bit like in skyward sword, opens your limited selection of healing items and if chosen link switches to holding it and letting you consume it with -a- while walking around in real time- to avoid more pausing and mass healing on regular items while in menu)

additional note, the automatic recharging of the magic meter depending on the environment gives you a reliable but less abusable way of using abilities and allows for even more creative dungeon/challenge design by using it effectively- it works by absorbing magic from its surroundings, so if its an area with little magic it recharges slower, if its a very spiritual or healthy place it will recharge faster, it can be used to make things more challenging and also as subtle storytelling (example, theres a graveyard with the magic energy around being off the charts, even if there are no spirits to see, it could hint at the people buried not having died peacefully, no matter what their gravestone says...)

the usage of magic and how much the different abilities cost also allows for a much more dynamic fighting style for players to choose and try out, balancing them all out with their cost instead of a fixed timer, and the recharging beign affected by the environment perhaps forcing players that favor high cost magic abilities to use the lower cost ones for example, or not being able to charge one up bc the enemy is too fast and doesnt give you enough time to charge it

about half of the small overworld dungeons (not shrines) are also locked/inaccessible for the first half and new quests appear as the second half commences- together with the additional changes raurus return brings with it (sonau buildings, enemies being mostly cosntructs that he summoned etc) and whole set of new abilities giving you a fresh new way to play while (hopefully) not making you feel too restricted for the first half

... making these detailed concepts took me longer than id like to admit q-q

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: IT JUST MEANS I'M ALWAYS TIRED DMV: VULGAR Verdict: DENIED

[outsidersheadcanons]

the gang always tells each other the most TMI shit ever 💀

if these guys had phones it would be so over man. they’d be giving each other life updates every MINUTE 😭

[juicyspacesecrets]

Happy Holidays! Please find joy in the world today!

[intriga-hounds]

6/15, day 62 update

unclear if we’ve had our temp drop.

8:30am: 98.9

2:30pm: 98.5

4:30pm: 99.3

7:30pm: 99.2

i did an extra temp reading at 4:30 to see if that 98.5 would drop lower and it did not.

paloma’s drop was 98.5 exactly, but ime most bitches go lower, dipping down below 98, and hold it for a few hours before coming back up. then puppies within 24 hours. paloma dropped in the morning, went into stage 1 labor that afternoon, and had puppies by 6:30pm.

ponzu is showing no new behaviors whatsoever, which is leading me to believe this wasn’t our real drop. she’s slept most of the day. appetite is down, but not nonexistent. no nesting, panting, pacing, or licking. she’s very calm.

if she doesn’t whelp tomorrow (her due date), we will have to do a c-section on monday. i will do one more temp check at about midnight tonight and then try to get some rest for what will probably be a very stressful day tomorrow…wish us luck.

[pocketgalaxies]

"ok. further developments on our mission. we need your help again to travel a great distance..........it's of...dire importanceeeee. what u think? can youuuuuu....??????"

[therealgenm]

to all the people coming here from twitter:

the soccer locker lotto typically trip-ically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take.

and soccer botto tape-ically triples the soxle office trip.

and the sauce triples the steak.

the sirloin is absolutely incredible.

[astarionswhore]

For everyone complaining about veilguard playing it safe

Like... what did yall expect from a fandom comprised of people who call out some sort of ism if something bad happens?

These are the same people who crucify you for enjoying dark romance

all they care about is dating their burblos and unfortunately they are the loud minority

This is what fucking happens when you want all your fiction and fantasies to be virtuous and pure and scrubbed clean of anything GASP bad 🙄

[werm-whole-skwerm]

it sounds fucked up i'm sure, but like i don't think i wanna live with my roommate anymore. after everything that's happened, being alone with just ash and the animals for a month, i just think i'm ready for our house to only be us and our guests. idk how tf to say it without sounding like an absolute chode.

[holmsister]

That one post about Kabru pulling Laios away to suck his dick except when they come back Chilchuck and Mickbell are JUDGING him because they could hear it all

[strawberrystepmom]

you learn sign language to communicate with toge when you get word he’s going to be in your class and on his first day you sign hello and he pulls his phone out of his pocket to text you instead with the most flat expression on his face

[spindle-and-nima]

Spindle: poops when he gets riled up and binkies

Nima: poops when she's scared

Also spindle: always excited

Also Nima: always scared

Me: sweating and running around with a broom

[eqan]

oh i forgot puppies uh. did all that