#text | daria

[uselessalexis165]

i’m being fed

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

Tom, to Daria and Jane: You guys need to stop introducing me as "the boy you shared."

[sicksadmayhem]

They need to make a version of Daria where you can censor and mute Tom. Can’t stand that motherfucker yapping away.

[ssecond-hand-faith]

Hi, I’m Daria. Go to hell

Cringetober Day Twenty Three: Adult Cartoon

It won’t work, my face is too expressive.

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

[dailycrippledcharacters]

Duke (Vampair)

[Image Description: From the official web series. Duke, a male vampire with white skin and red eyes. He has a black beard. He is wearing a black hat and cape and a gray shirt. His ears and nose are pointed. He is glaring down at an envelope in his hand. The drawing is in black and white. End ID.]

Duke is an amputee.

[camarilla-arts]

Hunter and Warlock au them. Totally normal innocent travelers.

[lottiexevans]

text messages 📲 lottie x daria

LOTTIE: I hve a problem [ A FEW MINUTES LATER ] LOTTIE: I can barely see my scren, but I reeaaaaalllyyy want cookies... LOTTIE: https://media.tenor.com/77M19G-Acu4AAAAM/puppy-dog-eyes-please.gif

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 74

Harley: I hate being an academic, they're making me write shit. I thought I was just supposed to sit in an old chair, smoke, and say something French every now and then.

Selina, reading a magazine: "Thin thighs for yor man." But I don't like men with thin thighs.

Damian: And Brown?

Steph: Yeah?

Damian: About this whole "am I pretty" thing- which I still think is stupid- but I just wanna say, I like looking at you.

Damian: I think, you know, your face holes are in really good spots. And if you're not pretty, then I don't know what is.

Steph: Thanks, Damian.

[laurynhayward]

text || @dariarutherford

Lauryn: i think i have to genuinely thank you, girl, because i'm minorly obsessed with the newest addition to your menu and it's been keeping me sane practically all week. Lauryn: i even had the idea of buying an extra one and giving it to one of the hospital's ruder patients the other day and it worked like a charm! hardly any complaints from him for the rest of my shift!

[oldmanffucker]

yo….modern au Ed and Izzy being so Daria and Jane coded in their youth…….::….. people going “okay Daria” when they went all angst mode in high school (both of them being like well actually I’m Trent but that’s a realization for college)

[jollyrogergay]

i absolutely loathe every time i click a url and it takes me to a little sanitized mobile layout window instead of the actual fucking blog

[dariarutherford]

text 📲 daria & dom

Daria: its 2am and i can't sleep and i made the mistake of putting on princess and the frog and god damn why is naveen so ffinne why can't he be real?? i mean lets be real tiana could get it too... hell even mr voodoo man

[sicksadmayhem]

Daria and Jane dating would have been the best representation. The lesbians would be so powerful.

[jasminexbaudelaires]

text message 📲 daria x jasmine

JASMINE: Look motherfucker. JASMINE: You have one damn hour to get all this fucking hay out of my cottage. You have known me long enough to know I will make you rue the damn day you were born if I have to crawl into bed and feel hay on my legs one more damn day.

[thebelovedlion]

you know something’s fucked when a group of writers can pitch a show to a publishing corporation, write the whole series, storyboard the whole series, voice-act the whole series, ANIMATE the whole series, get everything done and ready to go with the series, and only THEN does the corporation go “actually nah we’re not gonna release it” and it STILL gets a net profit