#tesv skyrim meme

[ferwynter]

Anyone remember the Skyrim oc meme?

It's bad art I know, I made it in one day with my tiny finger, and a dying phone.

[aldmerisorcery]

[disa-point]

This is the skin of a Killer, Dragonborn

I know you're stuck in a tree, but my sense of humor is stronger than my sense of pity... wheeeeeze😂

[obscene-beans]

In every single one of my playthroughs of Skyrim I collect every skull and tusk that I can and just drop them in Breezehome

[hoodrams]

[actual-haise]

Ski Bi Di would be a valid Dragon Shout in Skyrim.

[mikeehrmantrautshusband]

[krientum]

Miraak: Dragon Priests are calling it "the highest blasphemy of the era"

Miraak: I'm calling it, "a typical Tuesday morning"

Miraak: Hi! I just killed twenty-one dragons in one go!

[ehrmantrautpup]

“Teldryn what do you even see in Aegis” silly

[tafiir-dovahkiin]

Sometimes I wonder if this could fix me…

[bbeanspr0ut]

My very silly Skyrim Inspired Earrings are now available on the shop! <3

[powdermelonkeg]

Look at him, following me around like I'm his justiciar.

[aldmerisorcery]

[lefeldy]

I had to do it

[juniperberries-canisroot]

For the ask game: Vigilant and Nightingale. I was particularly interested in hearing about Chantilly Leice and Melka, but feel free to switch around to other characters if you prefer!

WHOOO YEAH I get to talk about Melka! I like their story cause it's somethin different than what I normally write. Vigilant will be under the cut.

Also ignore why the pics are blue, it was to help me find it easier in the massive sea that is my phone album roll. The letter was to also help me and the reader see each different letter is a different conversation.

Nightingale-If the player wasn't the DB, what would they be doing?

CL would be doing what she's trying to do now, put the DragonBorn legacy behind her, focus on her family (hubby, 3 adopted kids and her 3 dogs), keeping them safe and go about her typical business like DBH contracts, being the Listener, Nightingale and Guild Master, building connections for the Theives Guild and occasional jobs for the Companions and EETC. She does it all. She is also the Arch-Mage so she does the rare jobs for them like killing the anomalies or dealing with some rogue wacko wizard (based on cut content I found on UESP). She also does the occasional odd mercanary job for the Bard's College (I expanded upon it on her story and added a new NPC/someone who had a past with her). She takes up odd jobs as well as our player does in game. Currently her goal is to explore every Nordic ruin, every dank dungeon on both Skyrim and Solstheim. She dislikes the Dwemee ruins due to how loud they are (her Lycan senses amplify sounds).

Melka would be doing what they were before they found out they were the DragonBorn, mostly work for the Companions and helping Kodlak find a cure for the Beast Blood. Melka's story is that they aren't from Skyrim, they're from some other unnamed land where humans had to live underground cause above ground had too many dangerous monsters, along with dwindling resources. They eventually leave that place and travel around until finding Skyrim. They love the cold weather and eventually found themself in the company of the Companions. Most of the other ingame guilds aren't their jam nor do they have any interest in them. When Melka finds out some of the Circle are werewolves, they refuse the Blood. In Melka's land, 'transformation magic' is an evil corruptive magic that permanently turns the human it 'infected' into a monster after some time. It's given by a being of higher power (read, NOT a god, not Aedra or even Daedra), and at first it seems good. It gives the human strength, power, all the things they need to survive. But beings of higher power have no interest in bettering humans. The 'boon' uses the humans body as a host, and eventually the 'monster that was always inside claws its way out'. At that point the human isn't human anymore, it's a monster and must be killed like one. Skyrim challenges alot of Melka's previous opinions and views on various subjects, one being transformation magic, aka the Beast Blood. When Kodlak confides in Melka that he along with Vilkas and Farkas want a cure, somethin impossible where Melka is from, they offer their help in any way they can.

Vigilant-Do your characters follow any religion, deity, do any worship?

CL is very clear in that she does not worship any being, no Aedra, Daedric Princes, beings of higher power like Sithis, ect... However that doesn't change her situation. She is still the Listener, killing souls for Sithis, she's still a werewolf that chooses to keep the blood even after knowing there's a cure, she's still done favours and has various boons from Aedra and Daedric Princes like Mara, Dibella, Kyne, Sheogorath, Sanguine, Meridia and Hermaeus Mora. She's aware doing acts for them is still doing what they want, but she does it 'out of necessity'.

She will place no offerings at alters or shrines, she will not spread the word or teachings of someone, will not bear their symbol, doesn't invoke the name of someone for power, follows no religion, does no prayers. She also doesn't like Akatosh cause she hates being the DragonBorn, so she has a bone to pick with him.

Melka is from a land where there are no gods. Gods are simply faceless beings from a child's bedtime story, they were never real and still aren't. Even coming to Skyrim Melka still doesn't believe gods are real, and, you can't really blame them. Their world was ravaged by monsters, yet these gods of Skyrim have done things to help their followers? Where were the gods in Melka's land? What have the humans done to never be allowed help from these 'so called gods' of Skyrim, or Tamriel, or anywhere? Why did no gods look upon these humans, clearly struggling to survive, their population becoming increasingly low, near extinction levels and never offer them help or made themself known? So Melka is a bit spiteful against gods. For a while they don't believe in Daedric Princes either. But here's the thing about Daedric Princes, they actively make themself known to mortals. They wander among them in disguise, they speak to their followers, they show them their domain and give them power. Sure you could argue some Aedra do the same things, but they certainly don't do it on the same level as Daedric Princes.

Even when told about the Beast Blood, Melka thinks Hircine is nothing more than a being of higher power giving mortals transformation magic and corrupting them. Fighting feral savages doesn't help, it further proves to them the Beast Blood is a curse and that everyone who has it, Kodlak, Farkas and Vilkas included will all fall victim to it. One day they won't be able to turn back, they will be a monster forever.

[quinttyz]

Spiros: The Wandering Ghost

New TESV oc I made on the switch 🤲. Idk if I’ll ever get access to my current playthrough in my laptop bc it broke down 🫠 so this will do hehe

Anyways this is Spiros!! A dark elf who often gets teased for almost looking like a snow elf hahaauhw. She has history with Teldryn Sero! Basically he saved her from an arranged marriage (literally killed her groom while on a mercenary mission) without even knowing it. Spiros wanted to follow him but knew she wasn’t skilled at ALL to hold a fight on her own. She decided to hire him as a mercenary.

But… no money….

She set out for Skyrim, leaving Solstheim behind (seeing that it was hard to earn any gold there). Well the events at Helgen happened,,lmao,,

So now she is stuck at Skyrim with Faendal, her new bestie in tow (who was under the impression that he was just going to escort her to Whiterun..why tf is he risking his life in bleakfalls barrow?!? )

They are 2 impoverished elves trying to make it 🤝 Spiros on going back to Solstheim and hiring Teldryn while Faendal saving money for him and Camilla 🥹🤲