#testing success

[lavender-long-stories]

Spoilers for Testing Success | Rated T

Mikoto stumbled as much as a classy woman who had more than her fair share of wine could, holding out to her Hinata arm as she tried to wrestle her into the back of a car. Unfortunately, Hinata had a few too many glasses of wine as well. Mikoto stopped her before the door could be closed, gripping both sides of Hinata’s face, giving her a firm kiss on her cheek, not leaving a print, a testament to her high-end lipstick.

Fugaku watched his ex-wife and his assistant struggle with a grin on his face. “I think she’s met her match.”

“Mom or Hinata?” Itachi asked as Hinata finally managed to get the door closed.

“I was referring to your mother, but…” Fugaku narrowed his eyes as Hinata tripped back as she stepped back onto the curb. Sasuke caught her by her elbows, stabilizing her, frowning. He was not the least happy with how friendly his mother was being.

Itachi leaned back against the wall. “She learned it from you.”

“Now, who are you talking about?” Fugaku chuckled.

Testing Success Pairing: Sasuke x Hinata  Rating: T Tags: Romance | Office AU | Family | Slow Burn | Fluff and Angst | Happy Ending

Hinata accidentally applies for the director's assistant position at Uchiha Industries. Though surprised when she gets the job it seems like the director has it out for her. His sons seem to be on her side though.

[demigods-posts]

luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.

[ladyspottedray]

So I've been replaying Final Fantasy 15

[bathylychnops]

quick headturnnn theyre funn theyre lookingat eachother imight finish stephens lines later and sequence these idk ilike hes big big eyes ghibli tears

oh my goddd i hate animating in csp SO MUCH ya i got to usemy lineart brush but. clutches myhead itsnot worthiut use a proper animation softwatre pleaasee tvpaint takeme back tvpaint pleause..

[onionninjasstuff]

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[fairie-bread]

mr shelton unfortunately u have become the latest victim of my pookification beam

[zarla-s]

matching sprays when you want to see how fast you and your friend can get kicked out of a server

From that one silly boykisser meme by mintpaws, though this was reffed from this take on it by beautysnake.

[crow-caller]

started playing fallen london cause of your blog and i absolutely love it! Thank u :)

Excellent!!! If I have any power, let it be used to get people to play fallen london and its related games (sunless seas, sunless skies = Survival exploration, mask of the rose = visual novel)

[bitchthefuck1]

It's kind of funny that Kendall and Shiv are both equally delusional about their ability to charm people for business and somehow think they can do it even though they choke almost every single time, whereas it's like the one thing Roman is consistently good at despite being the "least legitimate" option.

I think part of this comes down to the fact that Shiv and Kendall both have very clear ideas of the versions of themselves they're trying to be and the images they're trying to project, and they're trying so hard to be seen that way that they end up coming off as a little desperate and off-putting. Meanwhile Roman "knows" that there's something wrong with him and he's worthless, so he doesn't get sucked into the trap of trying to force people to see his idea of himself and instead molds himself into whatever he thinks the other person wants from him because that's the only way he can compensate for "being him," which works very well in the short term but also means he's the least capable of maintaining any relationship for very long because he has no sense of self.

[lavender-long-stories]

Spoilers for Testing Success | Rated T

It was still early in the night, so the bar was packed. “I got a call about Sasuke Uchiha?”

“He’s been here since noon. I got his name from his credit card. He’s plastered. I took his keys.” The bartender turned around to hand her both his card and keys.

“Why did you call me?” Hinata wondered.

“Your contact was open on his phone.” The bartender shrugged. “Just get him out of here. I cut him off an hour ago, but he’s not getting the idea. Are you his wife?”

What about her made him think that? “No…?”

“Girlfriend?” The bartender tried.

“No.” Hinata denied. “Why do you ask?”

“Don’t see a lot of guys staring at a contact debating to call unless it’s along that line.” He struggled.

“I work for his father.” Sasuke must have been debating whether to call her to pick him up. “Thank you for calling.” She slid her hand over the Sasuke-shaped heap, lowering her head to his level.

Testing Success Pairing: Sasuke x Hinata  Rating: T Tags: Romance | Office AU | Family | Slow Burn | Fluff and Angst | Happy Ending

Hinata accidentally applies for the director's assistant position at Uchiha Industries. Though surprised when she gets the job it seems like the director has it out for her. His sons seem to be on her side though.

[otoripink]

POPPIN NEONS

a highly saturated psd, mainly focusing on blue, pruple, pink and yellow. may need adjustments for some skintones but looks fine on most

ike/rb and credit if using! please do not use as base or make unrecognizable w/o permission!

[flymmsy]

Woof.

[kirnet]

i never actually got to make the new years linocut card i made all this handmade paper for lol, but i did finally make a mockup of how i wanted it to turn out

[twstassets]

"Join the Parade!" Twistune dialogue

Twistune start:

kalim: Are you feeling better now, Jamil? Let me know right away if you need a break. jamil: Enough. I told you that I'm fine now. grim: Let's hurry to the oasis and get this party started! Woo hoo! floyd: I'll teach you two how to swim! jade: Ha ha. I can hardly wait.

Twistune halfway - failure:

grim: Huff Huff Man, trudgin' through the desert is exhausting. jamil: No, you merely tired yourself out with your excitement for the feast. jamil: Speaking of which, we must hurry, or the ice we brought will melt. grim: Myah! We can't have that! C'mon, you guys! jamil: Where did all that exhaustion go, I wonder?

Twistune halfway - success :

azul: Don't push yourself too hard, Jamil. You may lean on me if you need to. jamil: I'll pass, thank you. I'd rather not be indebted to you in any way. jamil: You should be more concerned about not shriveling to nothing in the desert heat. kalim: Aha ha ha! You're all such good friends now! grim: That didn't sound friendly to me at all!

Twistune end - failure:

jamil: I can't believe you got us lost. Some housewarden you are. kalim: Aha ha, sorry 'bout that! kalim: But thanks to you, now we're on track to the oasis! You're the best, Jamil. jamil: I only did it because I didn't want to be lost in the desert with you. grim: Finally, the end's in sight! Watch out, grub, 'cause here comes Grim! kalim: This is it, boys! Let's turn those frowns upside down and get this party started!

Twistune end - success:

jamil: I can see the oasis now. grim: Myah! I can't wait to stuff my face! kalim: Yeah, this is gonna be the best party ever. We're gonna go all-out! kalim: Let's race! Last one to the oasis is a rotten egg! jamil: I swear… Where do they find all that energy?

[heavenbarnes]

it’s been a few days but i’m still thinking about the thing i read that said “it took years for chappell roan to become an overnight success”

[quibbs126]

I had another thought with that one megop sparkling idea I keep bringing up but never fully committing to because I can’t decide on any one idea and at this rate I think I’m just annoying people

But yeah, I had another thought, one that I just thought was funny. I want to draw it out, but I’m lazy and also I have a test tomorrow that I have to study for, so I’m not doing it now. But I’m also impatient, so I’m giving you the bullet points/written version. If I’m sensible, I’ll take this post down after I finish the actual thing so I’m not too repetitive

Anyways, so there’s the kid, who is the child of the two leaders of the Autobot and Decepticon factions, and thus, potentially, holds a lot of value as a hostage and bargaining chip. Granted, I don’t know how known they actually are, there might just be a rumor going around that the two leaders have a secret kid somewhere

But anyways, someone (I don’t know who) gets the idea to capitalize on this, and afterwards calls up Optimus and Megatron, who are up to their usual things, claiming they have taken their sparkling captive and want some demands or other if the two ever want to see them again

Now both of them are very confused by this turn of events. Optimus has no goddamn clue what this guy’s talking about, because he’s pretty sure he knows the two of them definitely don’t have a sparkling. Megatron meanwhile does know they definitely had a sparkling, but he’s cycling through his head the possibilities of if this guy’s telling the truth. Because he was pretty sure no one knew about them, how did this person find out? How many people know? Do they really have their sparkling or is it just a trap to kill them? Or is it some idiot claiming this status, while probably not being aware there is a genuine one out there? Or did they just pick up an innocent bot who just happens to kind of look like them? How close is his secret to getting out, especially to Optimus?

But yeah basically meanwhile, while Megatron is somewhat internally panicking and trying to assess the most likely severity of this situation, Optimus is just like, “…I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about, Megatron and I don’t have a sparkling, isn’t that right Megatron?”, thinking Megatron is on the same page of this being absolutely absurd as him

But because Megatron is thinking and stopped paying much attention, he doesn’t answer at all. And the silence goes on long enough that it’s getting questionable, especially since Megatron isn’t jumping in to defend his own honor that he did not have a baby with his sworn enemy. His silence is starting to become an admission, and the possibility of this actually being legit is starting to freak Optimus out, because again, he doesn’t know about any of this

Okay explaining it out loud does not bring out the comedy the situation is supposed to have. Probably because there’s no visuals and my description of the narrative rather than just dialogue. So like, the comedy doesn’t happen like it’s supposed to, this isn’t the format for the joke. But the image is funny in my head, okay?

I’ll make the picture either tomorrow or Friday or something, since I have things to do tomorrow. I was just trying to explain it so that you could understand my vision before I can make it