#testies

[i-lick-your-gun]

There is a specific part of your brain that its entire purpose is to STOP you from hiccupping.

Your tongue is a 2 foot long muscle, but only the first 6-8 inches can be used.

Male genitalia is the most sensitive part of the anatomy, but it is not only exposed, but it is between two large trunks that will RUB TOGETHER if you get above a certain BMI, potentially causing permanent damage.

One of our toxin filters will occasionally swell to a size that not only causes discomfortt, but will choke you if left untreated

A DIFFERENT toxin filter may BURST, potentially killing you, so lots of people get it removed early on.

Anyone who says this is by "intelligent design" failed anatomy, remember that.

[l4d]

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[hajihiko]

Where to, and to not, touch your jimmy

[anarcho-karlachism]

This shit is gonna be amazing.

[honeybyte]

do i still got it?

[marina98s]

Giorgio Manganelli, Angosce di stile

[dadtron-3000]

The fair is super tiring when your goal is to win every game for your girlfriend

A Joey/Mary comm for @sledge-1959 :3c

Prizes and comic + last image together under the read more

[rustyboltzz]

"I don't want to die,

but I don't want to keep living, either."

[wendytestabrat]

I’M JUST SPAMMING AT THIS POINT BUT I SWEAR THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS. STAN, KENNY, AND BUTTERS ARE JUST LOOKING AT THEM LIKE WTF SEEING THE OBVIOUS TENSION GOING ON LOL. IT’S LIKE KYLE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES CARTMAN ANYMORE WHICH WE STAN LOL

[andrea-non-sa-tornare]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[canisalbus]

Currently suffering an ear infection and all I can think is how you said Vasco is prone to them. Does he get miserable and exhausted from the pain or is he more the type to get short tempered and cranky?

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[klimt7]

Non resisto a certi sguardi

fatti di vento e di altrove.

Non resisto al fascino d'un mistero

intravisto da un treno.

Un attimo breve

che profuma di eterno

nel suo svanire.

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[transmasc-joan-of-arc]

Non-conforming lesbian flag

For lesbians who are in some way non conforming to the expectations of their label

This flag supports and celebrates

- Trans lesbians regardless of gender identity (this means transmascs are included)

- Multigender lesbians regardless of gender identity

- Non woman lesbians regardless of gender identity

- Mspec lesbians regardless of orientation

- Aspec lesbians of all kinds

- Arospec lesbians of all kinds

- Intersex lesbians regardless of assigned sex or gender identity

- All lesbians!

Purple stands for the intersection of binary gender presentation. Blue stands for fluidity and variance in experiences and identity. White is for peace and unity under the lesbian label for all who identify with it

This flag is free to use!