#test your smarts

[juanathesillyuser12]

my fav game !

Take a crack at outsmarting your friends with the #1 downloaded game in the world, Trivia Crack!  Try to beat your opponents by answering millions of crowd-sourced questions from all around the world.

[primal-con]

More of this actually cause apparently I’m Full of ideas

[frownyalfred]

imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Shout out to autistic people with dumb special interests

We can’t all be into astrophysics and math. Sometimes our special interest is just anime. Sometimes it’s turtles. Sometimes it’s a dumb little book series that does nothing to better the world, has no complex equations or important dates or big math, and won’t help you find a job of any sort.

[erisolkat]

@davekatweek fate

its under the cut

"Hey, dipshit, what the hell?" You can hear Karkat call out to you from behind you. "It's like, fucking, 20 degrees out?"

You won't turn around. You refuse. He- he fucked up too much this time.

You fucking <i>told</i> him not to make fun of your Bro. But he did anyway. And this is what he gets.

"Strider!" He yells. You keep walking away, not quite knowing where you're gonna go but it will absolutely not be here. "Get back here!"

You speed up, refusing to give in. The footsteps behind you get faster and faster and you start to speed up, too, until something warm envelops you. Shock stops you in your tracks.

"At least take a jacket, dumbass." Karkat says from behind you. He sounds winded- and is he crying? Of course he's crying. He's Karkat. 

You stand there for a while, so long that he seems to give up. His steps get quieter, and his ambient mutant warmth goes away. For some reason this makes you panic, fear making your throat close up.

The cold bites into your face, wet with tears, as you whip around and run after him. He turns around just in time to catch you as you fall into his arms.

"Shh, shh, it's ok, I got you," Karkar murmurs in your ear, petting your hair and holding you. You sob. 

"I'm- I'm sorry-" you gasp into his shoulder. He shakes his head gently.

"No, I'm sorry. I went too far, I should have listened when you told me to stop." 

You push back to look him in the eyes. "Can we go back now? It's cold as fuck out here."

He laughs, weakly. "Yeah, we can. Lemme into the jacket though."

You open up the jacket so he can slip under and he wraps his arm around your waist. You rest your arm across his shoulders and both of you start to shiver a little less.

When you get back you'll have a real conversation about emotions, but for now, you'll just walk in comfortable silence in the cold, quiet night air.

[kickassfu]

my dog might die tonight

my mom's depressed and emotionally exhausted, to the point she slurs her words and feels like a zombie most days

has said to my face she doesn't want to fix it

that soon her mom will die and me and my sister are grown so...

we don't need her

and my dog's old and sick

in pain

at the vet getting oxygen and medication

to see if he'll make it through the night

and thank god he's there, so he doesn't have to suffer

but he's not next to us

he might die alone away from us

i think there's some poetic bullshit there

he would die in pain by our side

but he has a chance to survive away from us

and if he doesn't make it till the next day he'll die alone, but without pain

i just want to take everyone's pain away

but I can't

i can't fix it

it's not up to me

i can't do shit

[curiosity-killed]

i love my sister and for the most part, we are very close and genuinely like each other a lot but the one place where i'd just really, really, really like to see inside her brain is the part where she is still incredibly comfortable and cheerful—and even thinks it's really funny—talking about how much she didn't like me as a child while I'm like. yes. I am and was aware. and it sucked so so so much

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[okcoolthanks]

We just did a math game and the teacher asked if I liked math b/c I was rlly good at it

My guy I’m autistic

that’s why I’m in this class

[batemanofficial]

hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice

[tittyinfinity]

I don't even use reddit but I'm about to make an account simply based on the fact that it's the only fucking place on the internet I can find answers to anything anymore

[heaux-burrow]

in what world is it a good guy who makes up multiple fake accounts to keep trying to force a girl to talk to you that has made it clear she doesn’t want to talk to you?

in what world is it a good guy who keeps shitting all over a woman’s boundaries after being warned and begged to stop?

in what world is it a good guy who is so fucking insanely obsessive he keeps trying to push despite being told that the pushing is causing her a mental breakdown?

in what world is it a good guy who is MARRIED and yet says he loves you and terrorizes you day in and day out with his constant attempts to reach you?

in what world is it a good guy who stalks and harasses a girl he only talked to for 4 weeks and doesn’t even actually know anything about?

in what world is it a good guy who is continuously so obsessed with prioritizing the vocalization and dumping of his emotions on a girl who has made it clear she wants nothing to do with him and always has been up front that she’s in love with another girl and only sees him as a friend?

like please accept that you are the antithesis of a good person and focus on your wife and leave me to my girlfriend who I love. because I will never fucking want you or love you or ever ever ever want to talk to you again. how many different ways do I have to say leave me the fuck alone.

[hibiscuswolverine]

Love my family friends but it’s time to go I want to leave, we live a good hour away. ITS TIME TO FUCKING GO BACK HOME

[ishikawayukis]

honestly there's nothing better than reading someone's opinions or thoughts about a piece of media and realizing "oh! i was actually missing the whole point of it" because it happens! it happens a lot and people are just too prideful to accept that maybe i was the one in the wrong for this one and didn't actually understand the theme of it all

[adore-gregor]

study smart not hard (altough both is best actually) this saying is so true

[chikoyama]

continued from this | @opalchoi

The corners of her mouth remained uplifted in her usual gentle smile once Chiyori observed Opal-chan reanimate after her display of affection. Chiyori was aware that Opal-chan had a tendency to disconnect from the world, so seeing her zap back to reality like that wasn’t exactly novel, but watching her become flustered was cute regardless. “Oh, I- okay..” she returned, smiling still, though couldn't help but feel a little rejected once the other turned down her offer to help.

When the pinkette proceeded to tumble down — clumsy as usual — Chiyori instinctively took a step backward to prevent herself from getting tangled in her friend’s fall. Her brows arched in half surprise, half concern, and she was about to extend her hand toward her friend. However, Opal-chan seemed to be up on her feet again before Chiyori could actually offer her any assistance.

Luckily, though, Opal-chan didn’t seem to be badly hurt, and with a smile of relief, Chiyori mirrored the finger heart gesture. "You know, I'm always here to help you, Opal-chan," she returned before her hand fell back to its natural rest at her side.

Casting her eyes downward, Chiyori considered the question about her day for a moment. “It was… okay,” she shrugged, not sure if there was anything new to bring up. Her day had been as per usual — not really bad, but not amazing either. Studying to become a nurse wasn’t exactly a struggleless journey. Like most things in life, it had its own ups and downs.

Amber eyes landed back on the pinkette once Chiyori remembered why she’d come to visit her friend at the coffee bar today. “Ah, Opal-chan, I saw they offered a good deal on clothes at the mall this week." With both hands holding onto the strap of her bag, Chiyori tilted her head sideways. "Would you have time to go shopping with me one of the coming days?”