#test your smarts

[juanathesillyuser14]

my fav game !

Take a crack at outsmarting your friends with the #1 downloaded game in the world, Trivia Crack!  Try to beat your opponents by answering millions of crowd-sourced questions from all around the world.

[primal-con]

More of this actually cause apparently I’m Full of ideas

[frownyalfred]

imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Shout out to autistic people with dumb special interests

We can’t all be into astrophysics and math. Sometimes our special interest is just anime. Sometimes it’s turtles. Sometimes it’s a dumb little book series that does nothing to better the world, has no complex equations or important dates or big math, and won’t help you find a job of any sort.

[briefcasejuice]

unfortunately i have the kind of autism that makes people have to explain things to me/i have to bounce my ideas around with people who know things before thoughts become anything for me

[kickassfu]

my dog might die tonight

my mom's depressed and emotionally exhausted, to the point she slurs her words and feels like a zombie most days

has said to my face she doesn't want to fix it

that soon her mom will die and me and my sister are grown so...

we don't need her

and my dog's old and sick

in pain

at the vet getting oxygen and medication

to see if he'll make it through the night

and thank god he's there, so he doesn't have to suffer

but he's not next to us

he might die alone away from us

i think there's some poetic bullshit there

he would die in pain by our side

but he has a chance to survive away from us

and if he doesn't make it till the next day he'll die alone, but without pain

i just want to take everyone's pain away

but I can't

i can't fix it

it's not up to me

i can't do shit

[curiosity-killed]

i love my sister and for the most part, we are very close and genuinely like each other a lot but the one place where i'd just really, really, really like to see inside her brain is the part where she is still incredibly comfortable and cheerful—and even thinks it's really funny—talking about how much she didn't like me as a child while I'm like. yes. I am and was aware. and it sucked so so so much

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[halfdeadwallfly]

my sibling's teacher (in high school) is using chat gpt to grade the essays on their tests and they just spent like twenty minutes trying to argue why that was a good thing i feel like im kind of losing it a bit

[okcoolthanks]

We just did a math game and the teacher asked if I liked math b/c I was rlly good at it

My guy I’m autistic

that’s why I’m in this class

[ii-thelightseekers]

*takes out a hyper spray* Lightbulb YOU CANNOT HIDE.

🧪- NO WE DO NOT NEED A HYPER LIGHTBULB

[batemanofficial]

hello upper middle class northern usamerican tumblr user. i want to play a game. you will notice that you are in a super america convenience store in rural kentucky - you have three minutes to purchase a snack and drink of your choice and make normal small talk with the cashier. however, if you use the word "cryptid" or generally make reference to appalachia and its inhabitants as "wild", uncivilized, or lacking restraint around alcoholic beverages during your time here, i will personally tie you to the chassis of a four wheeler and tip it into the river. live or die. make your choice

[tittyinfinity]

I don't even use reddit but I'm about to make an account simply based on the fact that it's the only fucking place on the internet I can find answers to anything anymore

[unseelie-kaye]

in what world is it a good guy who makes up multiple fake accounts to keep trying to force a girl to talk to you that has made it clear she doesn’t want to talk to you?

in what world is it a good guy who keeps shitting all over a woman’s boundaries after being warned and begged to stop?

in what world is it a good guy who is so fucking insanely obsessive he keeps trying to push despite being told that the pushing is causing her a mental breakdown?

in what world is it a good guy who is MARRIED and yet says he loves you and terrorizes you day in and day out with his constant attempts to reach you?

in what world is it a good guy who stalks and harasses a girl he only talked to for 4 weeks and doesn’t even actually know anything about?

in what world is it a good guy who is continuously so obsessed with prioritizing the vocalization and dumping of his emotions on a girl who has made it clear she wants nothing to do with him and always has been up front that she’s in love with another girl and only sees him as a friend?

like please accept that you are the antithesis of a good person and focus on your wife and leave me to my girlfriend who I love. because I will never fucking want you or love you or ever ever ever want to talk to you again. how many different ways do I have to say leave me the fuck alone.

[hibiscuswolverine]

Love my family friends but it’s time to go I want to leave, we live a good hour away. ITS TIME TO FUCKING GO BACK HOME

[ishikawayukis]

honestly there's nothing better than reading someone's opinions or thoughts about a piece of media and realizing "oh! i was actually missing the whole point of it" because it happens! it happens a lot and people are just too prideful to accept that maybe i was the one in the wrong for this one and didn't actually understand the theme of it all