#teen wolf quote

[lexxlifephotography]

Three things never stay hidden. The sun. The moon. The truth.

[aegoromantic-shipper]

A fun part of watching Teen Wolf was finding out where this Maze Runner "incorrect quote" came from 😃

[mysillystsideblog]

Wayne Munson is the Danny Mahealani of ST

I love the idea that Eddie breaks his NDA and tells Wayne everything, but Wayne is totally nonchalant because he's a combat veteran who has eyes and actually used them while living in Hawkins. Just drops little lines into the conversation like

"Knew that Creel kid was no good"

"Saw one of those demma dog things once, thought it was a bald bear, they got a big mouth, right?"

"Well no wonder the Harrington boy can't hear out of his right side"

"Think she can float you up onto the roof to fix that damn leak?"

"Ted Wheelers always had his head up his ass so I wouldn't expect him to notice, no"

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[pack training session] Derek: Wow. Scott just killed Stiles. He wasn't fast enough to untie him before the hunter pulled the trigger. Stiles: Derek--- Derek: I can't hear you, Stiles, you're dead. Scott, he bled out in your lap. And now you show up at my door. How are you going to break the news to me? Let's see. Scott: Okay, we don't have to do this. Derek: Ah, hello Scott! How are things going with Stiles, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that? Scott: Dude, I get it. Derek: It's---it's Stiles' blood? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And... [Derek snaps his fingers] Derek: I've killed myself.

[jade-bright]

Stiles: Do you think your family likes me?

Derek: My uncle literally bribed you to marry me

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your moles go? stiles: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my moles fade. derek: derek: I see... *later* derek: [growling at the snow] Give. Him. His. Moles. Back. You. Bitch.

[stickyfox4]

scott:derek isn’t answering his phone

stiles:let me try

lydia:stiles we’ve tried about 7 times each he won’t pick up

stiles:(calls derek)

derek:hey stiles what’s up?

[lolliday]

Aaron, after two full years of going to Eden's on a weekly basis: I think this might be a gay club!

Andrew, who just walked out of the stockroom with Roland: Nothing gets past you, does it.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Derek: *yelling at Stiles in a mix of Russian and Spanish*

Stiles: I know I know!!!

Erica: Wait you know Spanish and Russian?

Stiles: No, I just know "You're a fucking idiot" in every language Derek speaks

[waywardshadesofgeek]

Lydia: We need your help. I’m asking nicely.

Peter: You honestly think batting pretty eyes and a killer smile is enough to get my nephew and I to do as you say? Please try again.

Stiles: I would kill for some ice cream right now.

Derek: I’ll get my car.

Peter: Who do I need to kill for it?

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Have you guys seen—?

Isaac: *angry*

Erica: *trying not to laugh*

Derek: You look upset. You look angry. What are we mad about?

Isaac: Stiles lost a bet.

Derek: And you’re upset?

Isaac: Yeah! Because the loser was meant to do something embarrassing. And he was meant to wear a dress.

Derek: And?

Stiles: *crashing into the room, wearing a dress* Derek, there you are! Check out this dress. I look so good. Like, this is the best outfit I’ve ever worn.

Isaac: *anger intesifies*

Derek: *speechless* Oh.

Isaac: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASING! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!

[stilesdefender]

Derek: We all have our demons.

Derek, pointing to Stiles doing something stupid: This one is mine.

[euphorial-docx]

stiles STILINSKI 💜

part 10

[jade-bright]

I think this is my first Stilinski-Hale Family incorrects quote?

Derek: Stiles, what are you writing Stiles: Hm? Oh, the FBI wants to know what kind of weapons I keep at home. So, I'm letting them know it's private information. Eli, looking over Stiles's shoulder: …Tata. This just says 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[headcanonthings]

Stiles, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Jackson, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, Stilinski, just do cocaine.