#teen beach movie oneshot

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heyyyyyyyy.... would it be possible to do a butchy x reader from teen beach movie? maybe the reader is also a biker and visiting her friend lela and butchy tries to flirt with her but shes not having it until he eventually wears her down?

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Start your engines, everyone. It’s time to see a friend.

You are arriving at the beach late at night, heading down past the boardwalks and clusters of kids in surf shorts. By the time you pull up outside the door of a beachfront restaurant familiar only through photographs, the stars have long since started to outshine the sun.

You’ve been driving for a while, but you don’t mind the chance to have a road trip all to yourself. There might never be another mode of transportation half as fun as your motorcycle, although perhaps that’s just the biker in you.

According to your good friend Lela, bikers are well received here, although your arrival does make something of a stir. You can feel curious eyes flocking to your bike, checking it for underinflated tires or grease marks or anything that could mark you as ‘less than’ in their eyes.

One of the bikers is even bold enough to approach you directly, holding up a hand as if to help you off your bike. You consider his unspoken offer, then jump off by yourself.

The boy appears undaunted, flashing you a chrome-bright grin. “Hey there, stranger. My name’s Butchy, and I’d love to get yours.”

You arch a brow, unbuckling your helmet and fastening it back on the handlebars of your bike. “Y/N.”

The boy’s smile deepens, if possible. “Y/N. I like that name.”

“Thanks,” you say, “I think.”

You move to walk past him and into the restaurant, but the boy just follows you. “Say, if you’re new here, I wouldn’t mind showing you around.”

You fix him with your best cool stare. “Are you like this with every girl you meet?”

Butchy winks. “Only the pretty ones.”

You fight the urge to roll your eyes. “That sounds about right.”

This time, you do manage to make it past Butchy and into Big Momma’s. Instantly, you’re enveloped in a wave of colors and noise. The place is warmly lit, and full of kids hanging around and talking. You see both surfers and bikers, which is a welcome surprise, all mingling throughout the restaurant.

More importantly, you see Lela. She’s talking to some blond surfer who looks like he’s been pulled out of a fairy tale or magazine cover, although she beams the second she notices you’re here and instantly runs over to say hi.

“Y/N, I’m so glad you could make it!”

You’re engulfed in a hug, and manage to choke out that you’re glad to see her too around layers of pink ruffles and perfectly glossed hair.

Lela leans back, delighted. “Oh, I knew you would like it here. There are so many people I need you to meet. Seems like you already talked to my brother, though.”

Confused, you follow her line of sight until it lands directly on Butchy. You pause for a moment to think this through, then gasp in something not entirely unlike horror.

“This guy is your brother?” You ask, eyes wide.

Butchy grins. “Try not to sound so disappointed, sweetheart. I’ve been told that we’ll get along just fine.”

You shoot him a dark look. “Not if I have anything to say about it.”

Lela just smiles, either unaware of the preexisting tension or delighting in it. “Well, I’m glad you already have one friend, Y/N. Say, I hate to leave so early, but I need to go sing. It’s very important to have the right mood in a place like Big Momma’s, you know.”

Before you can stop her, or perhaps beg her to take you with her, Lela swooshes off to the stage at the other side of the restaurant to begin a jazzy number.

Butchy holds out a hand to you as couples start to fill the floor. “Can I have this dance?”

You arch a brow. “Can I say no?”

He grins. “Only if you like hurting Lela’s feelings.”

You narrow your eyes at him, but reluctantly follow him to the dance floor. “That seems like cheating.”

Butchy shrugs. “Not if both of us are having a good time. Say, I love this song. ‘Falling For You’ has such a pleasant melody, it might be my favorite song yet.”

You eye him cautiously. “Do you know any songs other than this one?”

Butchy pretends to think. “Not sure that I do. That definitely makes it my favorite, though.”

You laugh in spite of yourself, and despite your attempts to turn the sound into a cough, Butchy still beams as if you’ve awarded him the highest compliment.

“Are you laughing at a joke I made? We might be doing better than I thought.”

You elect to focus on the steps of the dance instead of making direct eye contact with him. “I’m sure I was laughing at you, not with you. There’s a difference.”

Butchy spins you, then makes sure to step just a little closer as he does it so you have no choice but to lean against him for balance. “I’m sure there is.”

You reach for some sort of antagonistic comeback, but, disappointingly, you come up short. Thankfully, he doesn’t say anything about this other than looking even more pleased with himself, but still.

It looks like Lela’s getting to the end of her song, so Butchy guides you into a quick dip. “Looks like you literally fell for me, huh?”

You frown, even as he pulls you upright again. “I didn’t fall, you leaned me down. That doesn’t make any sense.”

Butchy sighs dramatically. “It’s an important thing here, you wouldn’t understand. Just go along with it.”

The song is over, but he still hasn’t let you go. For some reason, even the lightest touch of his hands on your arms and waist is enough to keep you motionless.

A hesitant cough to your right startles you from whatever trance you seem to be trapped in. Glancing over hastily, you realize that another biker is looking at you hopefully.

“I was wondering if you wanted to dance.”

The new boy quails under the depth of the glare Butchy sends his way. You, however, just flash him the sharpest smile you can.

“I’d love to dance.”

You make sure to fill the word ‘love’ with as much feeling as you can, and it does the job. Butchy’s face drops immediately, and he looks just about ready to deck the new boy, even if they’re a part of the same biker gang.

In an effort to avoid friendly fire, you leave Butchy’s arms and walk a little ways away with the other boy. Even after the next song begins, which you’re fairly sure is just another rendition of ‘Falling For You,’ you still can’t seem to shake Lela’s brother from your mind. Maybe it’s because your new partner isn’t quite as good at dancing, or his lifts don’t take you quite as high.

Or, maybe it’s because you like being able to mess with Butchy just as he’s messing with you. Regardless, you try to put it out of your mind. You’re here to visit Lela, not flirt with her brother.

When Lela finishes performing, you head over to her, intent on shaking the whole Butchy situation from your head under the cover of a good conversation with a friend. Lela, however, doesn’t appear to be letting you off that easily.

She smiles knowingly at you after taking a sip from her strawberry soda. “You know, you seem to be getting along with my brother quite well.”

You scoff a little too loudly. “No, that’s crazy. He’s so annoying.”

Lela raises an eyebrow. “You guys have been staring at each other practically nonstop since you walked through the door. I mean, I’d hate to say anything–”

She hesitates at the sheer ferocity of your gaze. “Alright, I do love saying things. Point is, you guys wouldn’t be the worst together. I think you’re more alike than you think.”

You shake your head firmly. “I would never go near Butchy in that sort of way. I mean, girl code, you know? You can’t date your best friend’s brother.”

Lela shrugs. “That’s assuming that I don’t know about it. I think there’s a girl code loophole in which I’m fine with you dating Butchy.”

In fact, she might be more than just fine with it, judging by the hopeful looks she keeps shooting you. You sigh with more than a touch of theatrics.

“I don’t want to think about boys, Lela,” you say, “I want to talk with my friend. Besides, Butchy’s probably just doing the run-of-the-mill flirting stuff he does with every new girl who stops by.”

Lela shakes her head. “Actually, I’ve never seen him like this before. That could be because no one new ever comes here other than Brady and Mack that one time, but still. I wouldn’t chalk it all up to him being annoying.”

You can’t quite argue with that, so you just purse your lips and change the topic of conversation. Lela looks at you with an infuriating spark in her eyes that tells you she knows exactly what’s going through your head, but thankfully, she doesn’t bring it up again.

You end up talking to Lela for a while, and get to know at least a few of the other bikers and surfers. After a couple hours, though, the late night starts to wear on you, and the constant music in the background of Big Momma’s changes from charming to just loud. You wave goodbye to Lela and discreetly remove yourself from the restaurant.

Instantly, you’re doing better. The night air is crisp and cool compared to the heat inside the diner, and your lungs quite like the change. You take off your shoes, plopping them in the sand so you can walk down further towards the beach.

The sky is clear out here, so far from the rest of the cities, and you can see stars for miles and miles. You can name a few constellations; others are utter strangers. Still, you find that you like to watch them. Maybe you’ll find a new celestial arrangement that will be yours, and yours alone.

A voice at your side makes you jump. “Had enough of us already?”

You glance over to see Butchy, although for once, his presence doesn’t irritate you, if it ever did.

He winces at your surprised movement. “Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.”

You shake your head. “No problem, I think I was a little zoned out. It’s a nice enough night that I wasn’t paying attention to much else than myself.”

Butchy smirks. “You’re pretty enough that I can understand that.”

You roll your eyes, but you’re laughing. Maybe he’s wearing you down after all.

A sudden sea wind rolls across the beach, and your laugh turns into a shiver. You do your best to hide the gesture, but Butchy still notices, and pulls his leather jacket off in one smooth motion.

“Here, take mine.”

You remain stock-still while he places it around your shoulders, and you pull it towards you instinctively.

“Won’t you be cold?” He’s only wearing a t-shirt, after all, and it must be thin; you can see every line and curve of his muscles.

Butchy shakes his head. “You’re hot enough that I’ll stay warm anyways.”

This time, you blush alongside your smile. “Don’t you ever get tired of coming up with those pickup lines?”

“You’re assuming that I’m only saying them to make fun of you,” he comments, “I’m not.”

You tilt your head to the side, considering this. “Then why do you say them?”

Butchy spreads his hands. “Because they’re true. Also, you always have to say something back to them, and that gives me an excuse to keep talking to you.”

Your shoulders shake with the laugh, and you can feel Butchy’s eyes on you, following the movement. “You could have just asked if you wanted to talk, you know?”

He thinks about this, then frowns. “I don’t know that you would have taken me up on that offer. You seemed to despise me when I first went up to you.”

You can’t deny this. “Yeah, but I’m better now.”

Butchy’s grin is back, full-force. “Yeah, I think you are.” He glances around, as if checking to make sure no one is watching, then turns back to you. “Say, I know you’re not going to be here forever. Can I get your number so we can talk later?”

You smile, reaching inside your pocket for a faded scrap of paper so you can write down the necessary digits. “Absolutely. You have to promise that you’ll call, though.”

Butchy takes the paper with a smile. “Easy. I’ll call so often that you’ll be sick of me.”

Couldn’t happen, you think. Even when he was doing his best to stay on your mind, you still ended up falling for him, just as promised.

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Prompt - Hi. Can you please you please do one where Ross is sick on the day the Teen Beach Movie cast was preforming on GMA and the whole cast looks after him and his siblings? Include Ellington please. Thank you. Can I have it by March 1? My B’day.

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Ross knew that he wasn’t well. He had felt the ache in his bones since a few days. The runny nose, scratchy throat and low grade fever was all a sign of him not feeling well but trust Ross to ignore his body’s signs. He just wouldn’t postpone the GMA interview. He couldn’t bail on his costars. Ross decided against taking any meds for fear of him feeling sleepy during the gig, hence making a very big mistake that he was soon going to regret.

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Usually whenever Ross was sick, his siblings, his bandmates, they could all see it but this time he was with Grace and Garett and unfortunately, none of them recognized the signs. Ross tried his best to put on the act of him being okay. And it was actually going fine until they had to perform.

All it took was a dance perform and the extra efforts Ross put in had his head reeling as they finished the performance.

It was Garett who noticed the boy falling forward and only managed to grab him before he could hurt himself.

“Ross” Garett grunted as he slowly helped the boy down onto the floor.

“Oh my God! He passed out” Grace gasped.

Ross managed to her Grace’s panicked gasps before it all went black for him.

——

When Ross came to, he found himself backstage with a concerned Garett hovering over him. He winced as he tried to get up but found his head spinning again.

“I don’t think so buddy. Stay down. You just passed out.” Garett told the boy.

“I’m okay” Ross insisted.

“No, you’re not” Grace’s voice cut through as she fixed Ross with a stare. “You’re sick and you didn’t tell us. We’ve called a doctor to check up on you so just lie down there quietly.” Grace told the boy.

“You’d better do as she says” Garett chuckled.

Ross managed a weak smile as he whispered, “You sound like Rydel. She scolds me whenever I do something stupid.”

Both Grace and Garett smiled softly at the boy.

——

Ross had tried to stay still for the doctor but he had always been a nervous kid whenever he was facing a doctor. He would never let go of Riker when the doctor was prodding him. Grace had squeezed his shoulder as the doctor checked up on him but he was so nervous that he nearly gave into a sob. The fever messing with him badly.

And that’s exactly when Riker and the rest popped in.

“Hello little brother” Riker smiled at the boy.

“Riker” Ross gasped, already stretching an arm towards his big brother.

Riker grabbed the boy’s arm, sitting next to him as he pulled the boy in his side and thus giving Ross a place to hide his face in his shoulder.

“Heard you weren’t feeling well kiddo” Rocky said and chuckled when he got a short nod from Ross who still didn’t look up.

“And what had we said about telling someone when you aren’t feeling well?” Rydel questioned.

Ross gave a little chuckle at Rydel's scolding as she looked up at Grace who chuckled too.

Rydel looked up at them questioningly before shaking her head.

——

The doctor checked up on Ross and informed the boys that Ross needed complete rest and some flu medications.

Riker nodded as the doctor left.

“We should probably taking him home” Rocky said.

“But I should finish the interview” Ross whined.

“We’ll take care of that, Ross. Don’t you worry about it” Garett said.

“Thank you for taking care of him” Ellington cut them off as he thanked Ross’s costars.

“Oh, it’s nothing. Ross is our friend too” Garett said.

“Hope you feel better, Ross” Grace said, patting Ross’s shoulder before leaving.

Ross pouted, not liking that he wasn’t allowed to go back but could hardly say anything as he felt Riker pull him up to walk him to the car.

He’d rather focus on keeping his balance. He’d pout some more later.

——

They were all really grateful to Ross’s costars for taking care of the boy and as far Ross was concerned, he was in for a good scolding when he’d wake up. The boy just never learnt to take care of himself and his siblings were sure to have a few words with the boy. But until then, they were happy to let the boy sleep and watch over him, assuring themselves that he was okay.

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A Split Second of Choice by dontcallmebree Square filled: O2 - Writing Format: Non-Linear Ao3 rating: Mature Warnings: No archive warnings apply, Canon-Typical Violence, Suicidal Ideation. Major tags: Canon Divergence, Post-Infinity War, Time Travel, Nomad Steve Rogers Summary: “You look so much older,” Bucky rasps, and the soft tone clenches something in Steve’s gut. “I know.” Steve swallows and fits his thumbs against the hinge of Bucky’s jaw. “I’m so sorry, Buck.” His voice cracks halfway through, all but mouthing the words as the sound dissipates in the space between them, but he thinks Bucky knows what he’s trying to say anyway. Bucky always knows. (Steve makes it to the other side, back where he started—New York’s just the way it was. It’s his job to make sure that this time, it doesn’t turn to ash.) Format: Long oneshot (over 5000 words)

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I read and thought and wrote about you by T. Square filled: N2 - Soldier Ao3 rating: Teen Warnings: No archive warnings apply Major tags: Angst with a happy ending, bucky POV, post- the winter soldier, post-civil war, bucky barnes needs a hug Summary: Bucky is sure Steve, his mission, is telling the truth the moment he throws himself into the water after him and from that moment on he remembers everything. Everything. Format: Medium oneshot (1000 - 5000 words)

Who The Hell Is Honey Ryder? by call_me_kayyyyy Square filled: N5 - AU: TV Show/Movie/Book Ao3 rating: General audiences Warnings: No archive warnings apply, james bond references, white bikini, beach Major tags: stucky Summary: The Summer Soldier's day at the beach. Format: Art

[descendantofthesparrow]

Commission work -Happy Family - Harry Hook x Reader - oneshot

 sorry the kids are all white AF XS and yes Arella is Thomas’ sister Rachel XD she fit best for what i was looking for. and yes....killian looks alot older than 12 but that is the youngest pic of Thomas i could find that wasnt younger than 5 

*Arella is the oldest at 15, Killian is 12, the twins are 8, and Urania is 4!*

*Draco is 15 and is Mal and Bens oldest son*

@musicarose​ (commissioner) 

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“boys! Dinners ready!” you yelled at the upstairs area of your beach house, hearing the tumble of the twins and Killian racing to get downstairs.

“ ‘ere comes the circus” Harry chuckled, placing a small plastic plate in front of the 4-year-old Urania and kissing her forehead. she hummed in delight and stuck the cut up pieces of alfredo chicken enchilada in her mouth, she had was missing her front teeth and unable to cut her food properly yet, so you and harry still cut her food up. You set up the twin's plates and waited for Arella to finish filling her plate.

“muove!” Damian screeched, pushing at his older brother Killian who was holding him back from the dining room “fuud! Mom Killian won’ lemme go!”

“Killian, let your brother go” you sighed, tapping your fingers on your arm as he sighed and released Damian shirt collar, the young boy raced into the room, jumping into his seat next to his brother and chowing down on his food. Killian snorted and got his food, setting his plate next to Arella’s and grabbing a soda from the fridge.

Harry ruffled Killains hair as he passed him to get his food, sitting across from you as you all ate dinner.

“so..” Killian started, a low teasing tone to his voice “I heard tha’ Arella’s got a boy- ah!” Arella chugged the rest of her juice and chucked her cup at him, hitting Killian right in the forehead.

“ten points” you joked, standing from your chair and walking over to Killian, examining his head “you okay baby?”

“jus’ a bruise mama” he muttered, glaring at Arella, who stuck her tongue out at him. “wha’d yeh do tha’ for!”

“you know why” she snarled between her teeth “don’t do that again or its your foot” Killian snorted and rolled his eyes.

“aye right, yeh jus’ don’ wan’ dad ta know about Dr-“ Arella yelled and attempted to dive over the table at Killian, Harry caught her mid-leap and pulled her away from the table, chuckling to himself as the 15-year-old wriggled around, screeching in his arms to no avail of getting free to kill her brother.

“LET MEH A’T ‘EM!” she screeched, her father's Scottish tongue drifting into her voice. You cleared your throat, both Killian and Arella freezing as soon as they heard the sound.

“Arella, your dad will be putting you down, you will NOT being attempting to kill your brother, and Killian, you will stop teasing your sister over something she doesn’t want us to know right now, if it's important she will tell us herself, understood?”

The teen and pre-teen glared at each other for a moment before they nodded, Arella slumping in Harry's arms and pouting down at the floor. You patted Killian's arm and nodded at his food.

“now finish up, or no dessert” Killian made a noise of complaint but obeyed, sliding back into his chair and continuing to eat his food.

The rest of dinner was like normal, usual stories of the day or snarking competitions, the twins being a mess, Urania being the calmest at the table, Arella and Harry sneakily tossing food at each other.

And you, sitting at the end of the table, opposite of Harry, smiling at your family of 7, the people who made your entire life on the isle worth it.

=

You knocked on Arellas door later that night, waiting for her call before you entered “come in” she yelled, smiling slightly as you stepped in, two root beer floats in your hands. “oooh thanks mom” she chirped, holding out her hand for the dessert and placing it on her desk after you handed it to her.

You hummed and sat on her bed, spooning at the vanilla ice cream in the cup, “if you don’t mind, would you like to tell me what Killian was teasing you about?” you asked, giving Arella a supportive smile as she sputtered on her words, almost choking on her spoon.

“oh-um I-I” you shushed her and leaned forward, putting your hand on her knee.

“you don’t have to sweetie, but just know, I will only be supportive of you….unless you start taking illegal drugs, that’s a different thing altogether”

“no mom” she laughed, patting your hand and leaning back in her chair “um….well��.how old were you when you started dating dad?”

“well….dating want a thing on the isle, but we started��.”hanging out” together around 13, and made it official when we were 18 after the barrier went down” you explained, moving your hand around as you spoke.

She nodded “well….hypothetically, if I got a boyfriend, hypo-“ you laughed and nodded, gesturing for her to go on.

“hypothetically I get it~” you snickered, sipping at the root beer in the glass.

Arella giggled and sighed “well, if I got a boyfriend, right now….what would you say about it?”

You stayed silent for a moment, a bright smile blooming on your face, you could see the tension in Arellas shoulders release. “I would say ‘that’s amazing sweetie’ does he treat you well, and do I know him?”

“yes and yes” Arella confidently spoke, grinning to herself and messing with the silver and purple bracelet on her wrist.

Your eyes drifted down to her bracelet, and then to your “matching” red and (favorite color) one Harry had given to you when you were younger and on the isle.

And you knew exactly who gave her that bracelet “so Draco huh?” Arella turned red and squeaked, covering her mouth and looking at you in shock.

“how’d you-?!” she screeched, groaning as you pointed at her bracelet.

“you seem to forget i’m very good at reading people darling” you chucked, you stood from her bed, cupping her cheek and kissing the top of her head “hes a sweetheart and has been your best friend since you two were born, Harry and Mal may not like each other all that much but they haven't stopped your friendship i’m sure they wouldn’t stop your relationship, and if they did i’ll skin em” you chirped, grinning as Arella giggled and leaned up to hug you.

“I love you mom”

“I love you too my raven~” you hummed, setting your glass down and holding Arella close.

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You and Ben could hardly hold in your laughter as Harry and Mal stared at Draco and Arella in shock, the two teens had come out and told them about their relationship, their hands intertwined tightly.

The two were terrified but were comforted by their other parents' stifled laughter.

“dad?” Arella shakily asked, her shoulder tensing as Harry locked eyes with Draco and then turned back to Arella.

“if yeh get married, don’ ye DARE put meh next ta dragon girl” he huffed, pointing his thumb at the blue and purple-haired girl next to him, who didn’t respond, staring down the teen's interlocked hands.

“mom?” Draco murmured, her green eyes locking with his.

“…..oh! fully supportive but…really? Do I have to see Harry more often?” she whined, flopping on her side on the couch and pouting at her son. Harry whipped around to glare at her, puffing his cheeks.

“same sentiment princess” he grumbled.

Draco and Arella let out a breath of relief, giggling loudly as you and Ben finally burst.

“for once they agree on something” Ben chuckled, standing and hugging his son into his side, you giggled and walked past Arella, kissing her cheek and grabbing Harry's hands.

“now Harry, do you have any problems with these two?” you hummed, cupping his jaw.

“no, I jus’ don’ wanna be ‘around Mal all the time” he whined, leaning to look at Arella and Draco “yeh have treated ‘er well since yeh two were babes, I'll overlook the fact yer mom's Mal” you snorted and kissed his jaw.

“good pirate” you joked, you turned to the two teens and opened your arms, Arella barreling into you for a hug. “come on Draco~” you sang giggling as he stepped into your arms with a grin.

“thank you Mrs. Hook” he muttered, nuzzling his cheek against your arm.

“no problem kiddo, thank you for making my daughter happy” you hummed. The two teens pulled away, Arella kissing your cheek before turning to Draco and giving him a bright smile.

He grinned back and looked to his mom and harry “we were planning to go to the movies tonight? Is tha-“ you waved your hand in dismissal.

“its no biggie, hella safer than Harry and I’s first couple dates, have fun, and keep to the sidewalks”

“Thanks, mom, love you dad” Arella beamed, running to hug Harry quickly before grabbing her jacket and walking out of the house with Draco, hands locked together between them.

“well….that wasn’t so bad was it?” Ben chirped, rubbing Mals shoulder as she blankly stared a the wall “Mal?”

“no” she laughed, rubbing her face “just more shocking than anything” she stood and turned around, giving Ben a kiss “let's go home shall we, i’ll text Draco to tell me when they’re done so we can pick em up” you and Harry nodded, waving the royal couple goodbye.

You and Harry stood in silence for a few moments, before you turned to harry with a small smile on your face “that went well” you chirped, leaning up and pressing a chaste kiss to Harry's lips.

“MOM” Jason screamed from upstairs, bounding out of his room, eyes teary and his face red “DAMIAN PUSHED ME! “NO I DININ MAMA HES LYING!” you and Harry sighed, smiling at each other and walking to the twins.

“Alright alright, let's get that cheek looked at huh baby?”

---end~(I loved writing this X3)--

Supportive parents harry and (y/n) are supportive!

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Loki and The Avengers’ Pre-Apocalyptic Beach Day

by VilyaNenyaVilya

Oneshot companion to “Variant Friends” Can be read alone

Loki takes The Avengers on a beach day to a pre-apocalyptic planet. Things get exciting.

Words: 2105, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Variant Friends and Rivals

Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton

Relationships: Loki & Avengers Team, Loki & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: Humor, Humorous Ending, Crack, is this crack, irreverent, Catch and release fishing, Implied Sexual Content, Post-Loki, Post-Avengers (2012), Good Loki (Marvel), Variant Loki

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[ao3feed-lokiangst]

Loki and The Avengers’ Pre-Apocalyptic Beach Day

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Vo3raJ

by VilyaNenyaVilya

Oneshot companion to “Variant Friends” Can be read alone

Loki takes The Avengers on a beach day to a pre-apocalyptic planet. Things get exciting.

Words: 2105, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Variant Friends and Rivals

Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton

Relationships: Loki & Avengers Team, Loki & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Humor, Humorous Ending, Crack, is this crack, irreverent, Catch and release fishing, Implied Sexual Content, Post-Loki, Post-Avengers (2012), Good Loki (Marvel), Variant Loki

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Vo3raJ

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Solstice

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by ExcavatingLizard

He waded into the breakers, shivering at the first shock of cold. Jim, further out, whooped and raised his arms. Leonard chuckled and dropped down into the water to get to where Jim bobbed in the waves. When he popped up, he was met with a face full of saltwater, courtesy of one asshole of a best friend.

During their first summer at the academy, Jim and Leonard spend an evening at a secluded beach.

Words: 3149, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Moments out of time

Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, James T. Kirk

Relationships: James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Additional Tags: Academy Era, Summer Solstice, Swimming, Day At The Beach, Oneshot, not much plot...just mckirk on a beach in the setting sun, yes. That's it., sort of pre-slash

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Solstice

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by ExcavatingLizard

He waded into the breakers, shivering at the first shock of cold. Jim, further out, whooped and raised his arms. Leonard chuckled and dropped down into the water to get to where Jim bobbed in the waves. When he popped up, he was met with a face full of saltwater, courtesy of one asshole of a best friend.

During their first summer at the academy, Jim and Leonard spend an evening at a secluded beach.

Words: 3149, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Moments out of time

Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, James T. Kirk

Relationships: James T. Kirk/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Additional Tags: Academy Era, Summer Solstice, Swimming, Day At The Beach, Oneshot, not much plot...just mckirk on a beach in the setting sun, yes. That's it., sort of pre-slash

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[heliads]

I’d like to request a Butchy x female reader one-shot. The reader is a biker and is dating Butchy. She has straight hair like Elena in season 1 of The Vampire Diaries and is dressed like Sandy in the “tell me about it, stud” scene from the movie Grease (black leather jacket, black shirt, black leather pants) but wears red boots instead of red sandals. In the musical number Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’, she sings the line “Two wheels and an open road. Wrapped in leather. Ready to go!”

have you ever wanted teen beach movie to be wandavision a horror movie? here you go :))

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Do you know what it is like to live inside a dream? One would not even know it was a fantasy if it was not called to their attention. The best part of a dream is that it feels so real you could die without ever knowing the truth. This is how it feels to live inside your story, but also why realizing that after all this time it was nothing but fiction was the rudest awakening you have ever been forced to witness.

You were never supposed to find out the truth. You’re certain of it now, days or perhaps years later when you look the same despite playing through the story an untold number of times. There are a thousand different showings before a thousand different audiences, all starting within minutes or hours of each other. It should be enough to keep your mind occupied long enough to forget every detail of how you are nothing but a character. It is not.

It has been all this time, however. At first, you’re not entirely sure what woke you from the story. It becomes apparent soon enough, but for the first time in what may be your entire life, or every one of your lives, you do not know the answer before the story ends. Perhaps it’s that feeling of uncertainty that makes you realize how little you know. The musical number outside your window has two extra dancers. Your boyfriend is not singing alone when he begins to mark the restaurant as his own. He always has been before.

You don’t have time to worry about that until after the song ends, though. Butchy is the leader of the bikers, he will always sing and you, as his girl, will always sing with him. You have never missed a step. He has never missed you.

What you miss is when the blond boy came into town. Staring at him is like looking out a window and belatedly realizing that the entire scene before you is clouded with rain. You do not know when the storm began, only that it is already over, and you have missed the entire thing. Something is wrong here, you think, and this boy may be the key to all of it.

Butchy does not miss your glance. He is only free to act on it, however, when the song ends, and he rushes to your side as soon as the plot allows. He takes your hand instinctively, for it has never belonged to anyone except him, not even for a mother or a father that your story didn’t make time to name.

“What’s with the new guy?” Butchy asks, eyes narrowed. He was written to be easily jealous a long time ago. He has never disappointed in his role.

You laugh, although you’re not sure that what he said was funny. “Who knows? Not sure I mind him being here, though. I’d love a fresh face.”

For the first time, you hear the sound of your own voice, truly hear it. Your words are shaped one way in your head, yet come out a different way, twanged into some sort of strong accent as if each sound were a guitar string plucked to perfection. You don’t know that you’ve ever heard an accent like that outside of your town, or specifically, outside of the bikers. It makes you feel like a caricature, some off shade of what could have been a perfectly normal character.

Butchy’s hand squeezes yours, making you focus again. You’re not sure if he’s dragging you back to reality or farther from it. “Everything alright, sweetheart?”

You nod quickly. “Perfectly perfect. Never been better.”

He smiles, although it doesn’t reach his eyes. “You sure? My momma always said that I was a great listener, and I’d love to hear ya talk if you need it.”

You tilt your head at him. “Who is your momma? What’s her name, Butchy? I don’t know that I’ve ever seen her before.”

Butchy’s smile falters. “What are you talking about?”

“When have any of us seen our parents outside of photographs?” You ask, voice trembling slightly. “Can you see her face in your mind? I can’t remember the color of my own mother’s hair.” 

That sort of detail was never in the story, and Butchy knows it. “Why would you ask that, Y/N?” He asks, keeping his voice careful. “Why are you asking it now?”

You tug at his hand. “Can we continue this conversation outside? Something about this place is messing with my head.”

It’s hard to focus inside Big Momma’s. You can sense that a song is about to start, but for the first time, you find that you can fight it, slip in between the chords and find a hiding place from the lyrics. Butchy follows you without question. He always has, even when not contained by the story.

Outside, the sky seems fractured, as if seen through broken glasses. One moment, you’re certain that it’s just as you left it when you went inside Big Momma’s for the bikers’ big song, around midday with the sunlight streaming down your shoulders. Then you squint and it’s dark again, getting ready for the next song. You’re caught in between moments, you realize, the break between chapters. You don’t know how long this will last, but you’ve never seen something like this before. Perhaps you were right, something truly has happened to wake you up.

Butchy seems to have realized it too. “What’s up with the town?” He asks, looking around him. There’s a surfer down the block who seems to have trouble putting his board up to dry. The boy raises it above his head to stack it on a picnic table only to drop it back to his side a moment later.

You feel your shoulders start to tense up. “I don’t know. I don’t know anything anymore.”

Your accent is slipping, the words less like a script and more like you.

Bucky finds time to smile in the midst of the madness. “Your voice sounds different. I like it.”

You smile back at him, and even if the action wasn’t written for you, it still feels right. “I like you, Butchy.”

He chuckles. “I should hope so, we’se been together for a long time.”

His voice drops as he mentions how long you two have been seeing each other. Butchy feels this too, you realize, the way that nothing has been real all this time.

You glance back towards the doors of Big Momma’s. “It’s those two new kids, isn’t it? The boy and the girl. They’re messing up our story.”

Butchy nods. “Think we can do anything about it?”

You shiver. “I don’t know that I want to. I haven’t said something for myself in a long time.” Perhaps never. You don’t know if you would remember a time before the story started holding your tongue.

Butchy pulls you close, and you can feel his heart hammering through his chest. “I don’t know how long this is going to last, but just in case they start changing things again, I want you to know something.”

You look at him, your foreheads pressed together. “What?”

Butchy opens his mouth to speak, but all of a sudden he’s gone. You stare at empty sand, his footprints already blowing away in the breeze. The story must be fighting to keep itself alive after all, forcing the town back on track. You’re supposed to be with your girls, he with his guys. You won’t see each other until the night falls for real and the dance begins.

When you open your eyes, Butchy’s little sister Lela is beaming at you. The only sign that she feels this too, this sudden disorder, is the single tear that falls from her eye before she turns to the new girl and starts to sing. After that, the music envelops her so deeply that Lela doesn’t have time to feel a thing. None of you do.

It is different, though, even with the story trying to reclaim all of you. There are slight missteps, moments in which the new girl, Mack, tries to tell you and your friends that boys don’t always have to be in charge. In those moments, you can feel the force of the story beating on your back, caving in your chest until you sing back that you know what boys like. It’s a song you’ve been singing for quite a while. You know all the words by heart.

It is worse after the dance. You do not realize why at first, until you start to remember more of the previous iterations of the story and compare all that went wrong. Lela should have been with a surfer, you think, but not the new surfer either. The story is changing. It does not like that, but it has no other choice. That, or to fold the newcomers into the story, and they like that even less.

You cannot escape the feeling now that something is wrong. It presses in on you like grease under your fingernails, begging to be named. Butchy does not leave your side. You are afraid that he will go and the story will take him so far away that he may never return.

In the end, it’s sort of fun to run along as the story fractures. You can sense it trying to heal itself, and you have no doubt that by carrying out the usual plot will allow the story to heal, but the road to get there is far longer and more treacherous than it has ever been before. That, and your map no longer seems to exist.

At last, though, Brady and Mack manage to find their way back through the water to their other world. You stand with Butchy just before it all falls apart. You have no doubt that the second Brady and Mack disappear back to their world, yours will revert back to normal, but for now you still have your free will. You’ve grown to like it, you realize. You don’t know if you’ll remember that when the story comes for you again.

You can feel the air start to pick up around you, the words rejoining into sentences that reorder the universe. As Brady and Mack draw further away, the story reknits itself, fragment by fragment. Soon, you won’t have much time left until it all begins again.

Butchy reaches for you as the last of your freedom falls apart. “This was fun,” he says, and you’re not sure if you’re truly hearing the words or just feeling the vibration of his voice carry to you across the tumultuous sky. The wind is picking up, tearing disorderly plotlines apart and sticking them back into their proper places.

You smile back at him anyway. “It was,” you agree, “All I ever needed was you. This proved it.”

Butchy grins. You feel like you can see him clearly for the first time in a very long time, perhaps since the story first allowed you to meet during the first telling of your tale. His eyes are sharper than you remember, his smile broader. You can see him without edits, without changes. No decades have dulled his shine. You love him ceaselessly.

Some part of you is terrified that you will never be able to look at him the same way. The story has always forced a biker’s rose tinted shades over your eyes, but even the raw, harsh truth still paints Butchy in the loveliest colors to you. You can say it now, even after the next song begins. You love him. There is no plot compelling you to stay by him, but you hold on tight to his hand anyway.

Butchy must feel the same way, because even without his cues and stage directions, he’s only ever looking at you. This is love, you decide, that even after a thousand lifetimes of being forced together over and over again, he would still spend his last free moments by your side.

He shouts something to you, before it is all torn away. It is difficult to hear him through the whipping of the wind, the flipping of the pages back to the very start.

“I love you. Story or no story. I always will.”

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requested by @thornyrose463, hope you enjoy! no i cannot explain this either <3

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Brady Masterlist

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[incomprehensiblelentils]

@dollsome-does-tumblr​ does this and opened it up to anyone and I am feeling chatty today SO!

Because I co-write a lot with my lovely wife, I might answer some questions including those co-written stories, or I might not, depends on how I feel when I get there.

name:

Megan but I go by Lentils most places on the internet, Shadowcrawler over on AO3

fandoms:

at the moment: MCU, especially Agents of SHIELD and Daredevil; Terminator: Dark Fate; Halt and Catch Fire. Oh and I wrote Dollhouse fanfics a thousand years ago. Sometimes I will watch a movie/show and think “those two girls should be gay” and bang out 2k of fic about it and then never write for that fandom again. (I THOUGHT this was going to be HACF but as it turns out, no, it’s not done with me yet.)

where you post:

AO3, at Shadowcrawler. I also have a tumblr @lentils-writes​ where theoretically I post links to fics/advertise them in the tags, because I used to be real precious about not putting porn on this blog, but fuck it.

most popular multi-chapter fic:

Co-written, it’s definitely mallverse, which is I think the reason most writers definitely hate us because it’s very long and there are a lot of tags lmao. The problem is that every tagged character HAS shown up in a significant fashion at some point so we can’t just...untag them! It doesn’t update weekly anymore because we’re exhausted by life lmao so at least there’s that???

As for a multi-chapter fic that was just me, I don’t tend to do that so much, so actually it’s say you will, my 3-chapter Endgame fix-it where Clint dies instead of Natasha and Natasha and Laura have a past. It actually has over 1000 hits which is very exciting! I feel like it’s...niche in a way that is frustrating but understandable lol. I put a lot of my heart into it and some people really liked it, so that’s gratifying.

favorite story you’ve written so far:

Co-written, I think our SHIELD Dollhouse AU is very underrated for the amount of work we put into it. Author bias evident here because I love Dollhouse warts and all, and it’s a lot of fun translating episode plots as well as the general trajectory of the show into stuff that will work with SHIELD characters. We don’t just rewrite episodes, we really try and rework them as needed. Also it features both Skimmons and my beloved rarepair Bobbi/Kara, though of course they won’t get together until later.

Of my own stuff, I’m still really really proud of the AU where Kara Palamas didn’t die. I think that was a pretty severe misstep of the show and I think I did a good job of fixing it. (I haven’t forgotten Kara, promise!)

fic you were nervous to post:

lolololol I wrote some uh. Terminator pornography last year and. They are very porny! I had co-written a bunch of smut obviously, but that was the first time I’d posted like, PWP all by myself on purpose??? and that was TERRIFYING. Also I was very nervous to post the Engame fix-it because that was my own personal goodbye/tribute to Natasha.

how you choose your titles:

They are always either song lyrics or jokes (such as Three Lawyers and a Baby, my Daredevil Accidental Baby Acquisition fic). My WIP docs are always titled either obvious shit like “RoseJannah horse girls” or memes like “what if we belonged to a fire cult and we fucked haha just kidding unless...?” or “Morgan has two mommies.”

do you outline?:

B and I typically outline for the co-written fics, although it’s more often chapter-by-chapter outlines since that’s how we write them. On occasion we’ve fully planned multi-chapter stuff out in advance but that’s less common. Oh and the one-shots are nearly always outlined as well, just to keep ourselves organized.

When I have written planned multi-chapter fics in the past I have used outlines - particularly for the Kara one and I had to do that for the SHIELD Kill Bill AU because I was trying to follow the format of the movie. For things that are allegedly supposed to be one-shots I almost never outline, which turns out to be a terrible idea when they inevitably balloon beyond my control and become 45k like say you will. That one, I wrote out a list of scenes I thought needed to be in it and then I wrote about 75% of those scenes and then I wrote a bunch more scenes I hadn’t planned for. Don’t be like me, kids!

complete fics:

According to AO3, 89 as of right now. Uh, you do not want me to list all of them, here’s a link, I guess!

in progress:

I don’t understand what the difference is between this question and the WIP questions lmao help????

posted WIPs that I have active plans to continue at this time:

Cowritten: mallverse as I said, and its femslash smut oneshots spinoff and character flashbacks spinoff and older characters/teachers spinoff (these get updated, uh, irregularly), the first half of a Piper/Snowflake SHIELD s7 fic that we are planning on finishing the second half of soonish, SHIELD Dollhouse AU, SHIELD Teen Beach AU, SHIELD Buffy AU. You may notice a pattern!

By myself, I have: Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas, a Terminator Hallmark Christmas fic that I ambitiously posted the first chapter of in 2019 and then lost steam immediately (I am going to go back to it sooner or later bc I had some cute ideas for it); the SHIELD Fate of the Furious AU that has one chapter to go and which I do intend on finishing eventually; Three Lawyers and a Little Lady, the Daredevil Accidentally Baby Acquisition AU that is literally just cute kidfic and poly avocados and which I have a bunch of ideas for and just need to buckle down and finish some.

posted WIPs that I have given up on:

Lol so there’s a Dollhouse Caroline/Bennett Doctor Who AU that I wrote purely as idfic and which nobody ever cared about except me, and I think that ship has sailed! RIP darlings. I also had an ongoing Skimmons series waaaay back when where I posted oneshots that were like missing scenes or gay readings for each s1 episode, and I just feel like it would be inauthentic to even try and finish it at this point. (It does include the first ever Skimmons fic to be posted on AO3! Really truly, there’s one fic that shows up as older but it’s an ongoing fic and was updated with the tag way after I posted mine.)

exchange fics due soon/unrevealed:

I haven’t done an exchange since like 2015 lololol I am so bad at them. I am currently working on finishing up my MCU Femslash bingo card, very late, and I do have plans for almost all of the remaining squares!

WIPs that live in my fanfic folder and are incomplete and who knows when they’ll be finished:

“RoseJannah horse girls,” which has been put on hold temporarily but is literally just Rose and Jannah being gay while riding orbaks

half of a Daisy/Gwen fic from Marvel Rising because I know they’re not making any more of those but I stg those two were really gay

multiple fics about Elise Nelson-Page including: avocados Halloween with smol Elise, Aunt Elektra very reluctantly taking smol Elise shopping until she realizes smol Elise also likes weapons (she buys her a fake katana), Uncle Frank is a pushover and spoils the shit out of Elise, and baby Elise has a high fever and everyone freaks out but then she gets better and smile at them for the first time (inspired by baby me lol).

coming soon/not yet started:

“Morgan has two mommies,” yet another Endgame fix-it where Maya Hansen did not die in Iron Man 3 and she resurfaces and she and Pepper kiss and eventually she adopts Morgan

Claire and Colleen go on a nice date to get coffee/tea where Danny doesn’t interrupt them goddammit

Bobbi/Kara Warehouse 13 AU which is sort of like “For the Team” but gayer ft. grappling hook

X-Men: Evolution Tabby/Amara fluff

Cameron/Donna character study disguised as smut

Grace proposes to Dani with a ring made out of the metal from her power source and Carl officiates the wedding 

Dani gets horny watching Grace eat a peach and jerks off and Grace ends up hearing her and then they fuck (I have been calling this “the peach fic” in my head but I gotta stop being delicate about it lmfao it is just porn)

B and I have plans to do a Nico/Karolina Jasper in Deadland AU but we keep forgetting

I MUST WRITE FOGGY AND KAREN SADLY FUCKING IN A CHURCH WHILE THEY MOURN MATT THIS YEAR I STG

do you accept prompts:

uhhhhhh I have on occasion written a prompt for someone before but it’s pretty rare and I have enough trouble writing the shit I come up with in my own head lol. but never say never?

upcoming story you are most excited to write:

I’ve got a bit of the Bobbi/Kara Warehouse fic written and it’s nice to go back to that world. Also I’m weirdly excited about the Cam/Donna smutty character study I mentioned above, I have a lot of what I think are good ideas for it and it’ll be fun.

tagging @unwind-myself @swiftzeldas @swashbucklery @loved-the-stars-too-fondly and, if you want to, you!

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HTTYDaversary 10 year fic recs!

I love reccing fics and @athingofvikings suggested the perfect thing! I’ve been in this fandom since November 2011, and it’s hard to explain just how important HTTYD and our community has been to me. It’s impossible for me to imagine the last ten years without this positivity, this love, this education. It’s impossible for me to imagine who I would be. HTTYD isn’t “just” - anything. It’s everything. 

And while you can watch the movie again and again, the magic for me really came in the transformative work, not that I knew what it was at the time; I’d barely stepped into fandom at all and never realized the important meta we were creating on Sticks and Stones and Berk’s Grapevine and DeviantArt. (Remember when you’d post a piece of art and then there’d be discussion?!) I didn’t notice how important the stitches I logged into various Night Fury tapestry crochet projects and painted shirts, I didn’t think the music I was arranging on the flute-which-I-hadn’t-liked-until-then was important. And I definitely didn’t realize I was picking parts of the canon and transforming them in an effort to connect - to the story, to the characters, to all of you. But I am at my heart a reader, and when I have engaged with HTTYD it has been through reading, and reading, and reading. 

ONESHOTS!

Trust - Wordwielder -  Hiccup hates to leave Toothless. Toothless hates to see him go.

Some emotions and defiance about Hiccup leaving Toothless on the isle of dragons in early RoB. 

Green Eyed - Wordwielder - Toothless is jealous.

ADORABLE shortfic about Toothless being jealous when Hiccup tries riding a horse! 

Pneumonia - Wordwielder -  Two times Hiccup's had pneumonia. Once was miserable. The second time, he had Toothless.

Classic old-school HTTYD fic reflecting on before-Toothless and after. Heartwarming. HEARTWARMING.

Shot of Fire - Wordwielder - Oneshot companion to 'Wingspan.' Uses for Toothless' fire.  

Four times Toothless uses fire in unconventional yet adorable ways.

Wingspan - Wordwielder - Toothless' wings have other uses besides flying.

Four times Toothless’s wings come in handy!

How to NOT Watch Your Sheep -  Punzie the Platypus - Do NOT prod them with a staff (it doesn't work); do NOT let your pet dragon eat the sheep (bad idea); and do NOT lose the sheep you are watching, especially when it is owned by your boss.

Hiccup and Toothless babysit Phil the sheep. Self-explanatory. 

Swimming - Shimy -  When Astrid had come looking for him earlier that day, Hiccup definitely had no idea he was going to end up on the beach...

Just good-old-fashioned HTTYD1 fluff and teen fun.

All of Him - Calico -  She was thinking that she quite possibly hated Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, he of the goofy smile, the perpetual accident waiting to happen. ** Astrid's thoughts throughout the movie, especially concerning one less than ideal Viking.**

An eloquent and succinct window into Astrid’s world! Not a retelling, more of her emotional journey. 

The Second Worst Viking - almne - Fishlegs was always secretly relieved that Hiccup was considered the worst Viking.

One of the first Fishlegs-centric fics! There’s only six teens on Berk; here’s a short journey from Fishlegs and Hiccup being friends to Fishlegs being with the in crowd to...well, you know. 

Finally Something to Talk About - Backroads - Even after everything, the relationship wasn’t perfect.

My favorite Backroads, tbh. Hiccup and Stoick taking some necessary steps post-HTTYD to get better at being a family - even if they are baby steps. 

Protective Instincts - Dendraica -  After the events of 'Animal House', the people and dragons of Berk take shelter in the Great Hall to wait out another devastating winter storm. Hiccup discovers a surprising secret about the Thorston twins.

Serious and tender one-shot about Bucket, traumatic brain injury/mental illness, and Ruff and Tuff. This one has my heart, still.

Go - musiclover99 -  No one expected this. HICCUP, the boy they all mocked and ridiculed, was going to be the hero? But somehow, Astrid is completely fine with this . . . Set during the fight with the Red Death, when Astrid says, "Go."

One of musiclover99′s old and still beautiful experimental poems.

His New Fans - ichthyosaurus -  "The village is throwing a party to celebrate!" Astrid watches Berk toast Hiccup's sudden and mysterious expertise. Set during the movie, before the final match with the Gronckle.

I always love suspicious, uber-serious, and angry Astrid, and this is her at her best under ichthyosaurus’s talented hand. 

The Haddock House - @elfpen -  "Walking into the Haddock household was essentially like pulling up that lobster trap that'd been forgotten for a few years in that one deep tide pool that even the cool kids wouldn't brave in the summer. You never really knew what to expect." Hiccup is Hiccup, Toothless is not helping, Stoick is longsuffering, And Astrid shows up to help the two with impeccable timing.

Adorable, fluffy Haddock family story for those of us who enjoy inventor!Hiccup. 

License to Love - foxy’sgirl/ @tysonrunningfox -  Hiccup and Astrid's first date doesn't go exactly as planned. Modern AU. Warning: Approaches Critical Sass.

I literally made my first boyfriend take me minigolfing in respect to this fic. He started calling me milady of his own accord. I reread this fic to squee every so often because it is. SO PERFECT. If you need a pick-me-up, HAVE IT. 

The Haddock-Hofferson Film - foxy’sgirl -  Hiccup has known sasquatches are real since he found one in a bear trap when he was fourteen and let it go. No one else in his hometown of Berk agrees, but when a promising piece of footage shows up, he's ready to prove them all wrong. Bigfooter AU.

Did we need an AU where Hiccup believed in bigfoot, no one else does, and Toothless is the cryptid in question? ABSOLUTELY.

Tale of the Dragon’s Wrath - The Antic Repartee / @avannak (on Ao3)  A HTTYD Halloween one-shot. Dragons have a particular system of balance. Hiccup may be the local expert in Dragon Behavior but there are some lessons even he has yet to learn. Post-movie.

This one-shot is almost entirely responsible for me posting any of my own fic, because it inspired me to un-write this very fic! Ava horrified me so much, and this story made me so angry, that i wrote story after story to prove her wrong - not realizing, of course, that in fandom we are all right in our own transformations. TLDR: Toothless takes Hiccup’s leg on purpose. 

Tradition  - The Antic Repartee / @avannak (on Ao3)  After the events of Gift of the Night Fury, Hiccup decides to help Astrid tweak one of her tradition ideas. Fluff and Fun! Happy Snoggletog!

A Sticks and Stones holiday winner. Fluffy Snoggletog fun! 

A Dragon is still a Dragon - Forgotten Toaster -  Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.

Irreverent HTTYD/HP crossover - Hiccup crushes the First Task. The hilarious and heartwarming oneshot that lead to my own long HTTYD/HP crossover - although this one is much, much better than mine! 

MULTICHAPS!

Challenge - LeDiz - Hiccup and Toothless changed the world, but Thawfest still proved Snotlout as the best viking of their age, right? And that makes him the best choice as Stoick's heir, right? So he should challenge Hiccup for the position... right?

This is a fabulous and very serious inversion of the Thawfest episode and tradition, focusing on the Snotlout-Hiccup relationship and Viking politics. 

Little things I never said - thepapergirl - I curled my knees to my chest in an attempt to stop the clammy iron hand that gripped my chest with fear. 'Strong you are, Camicazi. STRONG is what you will have to be,'

Beautiful Camicazi-cenric fic about Camicazi’s pov in some of the early books with a timeskip to where Camicazi and Hiccup meet as adults post-HTTYD1! A beautiful melding of book and movie canon!

Minding the Fort - ichthyosaurus - While Stoick is off visiting another tribe, Hiccup is charged with keeping Berk in one piece.

Hilarious and heartfelt story about leadership, the awkwardness of fitting dragons into Viking society, and Hiccup’s strengths in love. TRAGICALLY, incomplete.

Fifteen Kennings for a Woman: A Sequence - nebroadwe -  “Being a girl on Berk means many things, as Astrid discovers by living through them.

Beautiful, skillfully written, and historically based shorts tracing Astrid’s life. SO lyrical and amazing imagery! 

Most of Him - @elfpen -  The battle is over, the day has been won. The Green Death is dead, the three-hundred year long war has finally ended. But even the greatest of victories always come with cleanup, and sometimes it can be rather gruesome. Follows directly after the battle sequence in the movie.

My favorite story concerning how all the Vikings got back to Berk when all their ships are burned...but they’ve got an awful lot of new dragon friends and a dying hero to watch out for. 

The Stormfly - foxy’sgirl -  No one has ever talked to Stormfly up close, even since she started cleaning up Berk City's gang violence problem with a vengeance. Hiccup is going to be the first to track her down. Superhero AU.

I did not realize this was a Superman story for so long but I have loved it always. (More since becoming superhero obsessed). Super!Astrid! Helicopter pilot Hiccup! Very adorable! 

Back to Berk - foxy’sgirl -  A psychiatric ward. A boy and his imaginary dragon. A girl with battle scars. Warning: Depression and Suicide.

Astrid is suicidal, Hiccup is psychotic, their romance begins in a mental institution as they form a tiny care web of two. Beautiful and haunting with no magic fix-its but a very happy ending. 

Cast Iron - foxy’sgirl -  She's a would be celebrity chef with a failing cooking show. He's a small batch cheese maker who won't play along. Hiccstrid. Cooking show AU. The AU so crazy it just might work.

This is hilarious and I was so heartbroken for the years I couldn’t find it and always sounded insane trying to explain it to people - “Astrid’s a celebrity chef! In Maine! And Hiccup is a small batch cheese maker with a blind horse! It’s very romantic!” 

LONGFICS! 

A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon - almne - Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?

HTTYD + Hicctooth + battle!Astrid + politics? Oh yeah. It’s a serious reflection on the lengths other tribes are willing to go to gain Berk’s power, and it does not go well for them. 

Umbreytingu - @elfpen -  Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day.

Bromance for the ages. Serious and silly. The definitive human!Toothless fic. Also the definitive reason why I sometimes call Toothless “Todleas” in my head. Higher fantasy than usual for HTTYD!

(How to Train Your) Dungeons and Dragons - nneurosis -  In which Astrid is a valedictorian prom queen and star athlete, and Hiccup is just really, really good at Dungeons & Dragons. Modern college AU.

NYU! Hilarious and surprisingly emotionally fulfilling?! Very geeky! Something I read at the beginning of every semester and I’ve been trying to get other people to read FOREVER. Tragically, incomplete.

Stormfly - Song of a Free Heart -  SUPERHERO AU - She was trying to commission a custom leather jacket. The last thing she expected was to get dragged into a world of superheroes and villains. But somehow, when she falls in with the Big 4, that's exactly what Astrid gets.

Possibly the start of my superhero obsession. Superhero!Astrid! Astrid joins the team! Hiccstrid! Modern AU! I reread this one too often to admit. ALSO TRAGICALLY INCOMPLETE. 

To Be God Touched - Celestra -  Hoping to better understand dragons, Hiccup is accompanied by Toothless on a quest seeking the wisdom of the gods. His venture may be ill-timed, however, with tension growing in Berk and whispers of something horrifying growing on Fire Nest Island...

Norse mysticism, breathtaking writing, amazing OCs, and an entire contingent of dragon-fearing Berkians? This fic is SO GOOD and continues to inspire me. 

Hitchups - The Antic Repartee or @avannak (on Ao3) -  Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

The definitive “Hiccup leaves” story. Fantastic, hilarious, and Hiccup-Toothless friendship focused. Lots of history and irresponsible exploring the world on dragonback. There was a time when this fic was the litmus test for being “IN” fandom or not. 

Persephone - sunflowerb - She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the mysterious Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike.

Full disclosure: I haven’t finished this one yet, but I’ve been rereading for years. Astrid is a human sacrifice to the Dragon Master, and ends up his willing partner and wife. Big sister!Astrid. Astrid-centric, amazing Astrid characterization. Can’t wait to finish it!

Ripped - @tysonrunningfox - Seven fifty a month. Average rent for a one-bedroom in downtown Berk runs about eleven hundred a month if you don’t want to live above a club or a subway station or dog kennel, which Astrid doesn’t, so she’s willing to deal with a lot for this seven fifty a month. But a lot, even as a vague concept, still has boundaries. Boundaries that loom ever closer with every kitchen cabinet she opens to find bare and empty space instead of bed bugs or black mold or a secretly cemented in shrine to Tom Brady or Cthulhu.The closet isn’t a walk-in, but it’s clean, and the landlord will let her set her own rent schedule. Hell, it’s quiet because neighbors both up and downstairs are renting on airbnb from out of state, so she basically has this whole side of the building to herself. Most of her few boxes are almost fully unpacked when she finally starts to come around to the idea that sometimes when things seem too good to be true, it might just be because they are that good.And that’s when the bright red laser dot appears on the light fixture on the kitchen ceiling.

I literally had to pause reading this one because THE EMOTIONS were too much. I can’t wait to get back to it. I screencap it regularly and send the pics to Wordwielder, cackling. Hiccup and Astrid are basically trying to solve Jack the Ripper, and it’s a little complicated by the fact that more murders are happening along the way. HILARIOUS. Possibly my favorite newly-written HTTYD content in a very long time. 

This isn’t it, of course. There are other stories that have been lost on the internet along with their writers, stories that I’ve printed and never been able to find again, people who have vanished. I’m thinking of all of you, and thanking you for every day you’ve made better by putting your work out to share with all the rest of us. 

[deacons-wig]

Self Promo

Was going through my work on AO3 and wanted to share a few oneshots and short chapter fics I’m very proud of that don’t see a lot of traffic. These are Gen, F/F (there’s a pre war one!), and otherwise not in popular tags. Added a bonus Star Wars one because it’s one of my favorite short things I’ve written.

[Fallout 4] You or your memory - Experimental and trippy study of walking through Kellogg’s brain. A fix-it that doesn’t try to make him sympathetic. Teen and up.

[Fallout New Vegas] Mamá set me free - Character study of Courier Six and the Follows woman who raised them. Gen.

[Fallout 4/Pre-War] Wildfire Summer (incomplete) - On the front lines of the Canadian Annexation resistance, Sole Survivor Jeanne falls for one of her comrades. F/F, NSFW for explicit smut.

[Fallout 4] Become Our Scars - The Sole Survivor and Glory discover that they have a kink in common. Spoilers: It’s scars. F/F, NSFW for explicit smut.

[Star Wars: Rogue One] On Some Faraway Beach - Gap filler/Cassian’s POV for that desperate climb on Scarif. End spoilers, don’t read if you haven’t seen the movie!!! Also go watch the movie. Teen and up.