#ted niv

[buckys-goodgirl]

BABY GIRL CODED

no one understand like he just IS so babygirl

[gaytubboswag]

looks at the 26 videos in my watch later "hmm im bored i think ill watch technoblade! "

[lilyfreshwater]

what do you MEAN ted niv was also at the 🟩 concert is that motherfucker kidnapping ccs and having them taken to the venue???? whats going ON

yeah wasn't niki there too? it's amazing the influence thag dream still has over the space despite the fact he's so removed from it right now

[jinglerat]

some ted niv pics i grabbed from the stream yesterday (feat. new merch sneak peek)

[i want one, i fucking love teal thanks for making teal colored merch ted]

[jdgo51]

Ordinary Mornings, Extraordinary Grace

Today's inspiration comes from:

Sure as the Sunrise

by Emily Ley

"From His fullness we have all received, grace upon grace "— John 1:16

"'Today, take note of what brings you gladness. That which gives you pause or causes you to take a deep breath. These are glimpses of God’s goodness in our lives, brought to life through moments and things, memories and sounds. Realizations and hope. In its biggest forms: a moment you wish you could freeze in time, and in its smallest: a sliver of grace, otherwise overlooked.

I wake up to the smell of fresh laundry, sheets cool against my skin. One eye open, I peek down at the floor next to me, and there you are in your pink sleeping bag, wearing your cheerleading camp T-shirt.

I stare at you a while, smiling at who you once were, all bright pink lips and big, bold, spunky laugh. And who you are now: deeply loving, a servant’s heart, a laugh still the color of sunshine.

You wake, voice full of sleep, and say, “Hi, Mama. I’ll make you some coffee, okay?” and you’re off, wide awake in just a few seconds flat.

And now here I am, cup of coffee in my favorite Ted Lasso mug, brought to me by my favorite six-year-old barista who just learned how to work the Keurig. Splash of cream, made with love. Ordinary morning, extraordinary grace.

Name your delights today. What’s your ordinary moment full of extraordinary grace?

Today, take note of what brings you gladness.

Mercy and Delight

You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you. — Song of Solomon 4:7 NIV

There’s something about writing that makes you live life with your eyes wide open. I’ve learned, though, that this is a lovely thing to practice. Moments of mercy and delight are all around us, but like our fleeting moments of in-between bliss, they will evaporate like snowflakes landing on warm palms if we don’t pause long enough to notice them.

A butterfly flying in an open window. Fluttering in, then right back out. Little butterflies don’t belong in houses; what could he be doing here? This is what hope feels like.

A genuine moment with a child, eyes locked. “Mommy, you’re the very best.” Please stay this age forever, my darling. This is what love feels like.

Rainy Saturday mornings, the kids watching cartoons outside our door, me curled up with you. You always said that spot was mine. I think I’ll stay here a while, the rain reminding us of the warmth and safety of home, everything we love inside these walls. This is what trust feels like.

A North Carolina waterfall, hundreds of miles from home, the three of us totally outside of our comfort zones, relishing the mountain air, the adventure of the day, God’s glorious creations on grand display, nature beaming at us from every direction. This is what growth feels like.

Consider your moments of mercy and delight God reveals Himself to us in these tiny moments, those fluttering lashes, the sound of the rain on our windows. As you move about your day, take note. Live today with eyes wide open."'

Excerpted with permission from Sure as the Sunrise by Emily Ley, copyright Emily Ley.

[cnihachu]

WHY DOES TED NIV HATE BIBBLE??????

[tartbedo]

i want to squeeze ted niv like a fucking squeaker toy

[occupyhades]

The Shaft of the Abyss

The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. Apocalypse 9:1 (NIV) ✝

Let those who are experts at cursing— whose cursing could rouse Leviathan— curse that day. Job 3:8 (NLT)

With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse human beings, who have been made in God’s likeness. James 3:9 (NIV)

A wicked person listens to deceitful lips; a liar pays attention to a destructive tongue. Proverbs 17:4 (NIV)

You shall not spread a false report. Do not join the wicked by being a malicious witness. Exodus 23:1 (BSB)

What are worthless and wicked people like? They are constant liars. Proverbs 6:12 (NLT)

Those whose names were not found in the Book of Life were thrown into the fiery lake. Apocalypse 20:15 (GWT) ✝

Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death—the lake of fire. Apocalypse 20:14 (BSB) ✝

[luvleeplanty]

oh i just realised i could post this here!! it kinda flopped on twt so.. cute lil ted :)

[ohno-goddammit-haych]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

idk what ted is going through here but me too man

[buckys-goodgirl]

this is how i know im going insane.

i’m sitting in class and they bring up warren buffet this mega rich stock guy and of course my ass thinks “warren buffet? like jimmy buffet? like margaritaville? GOING TO EVERY MARGARITA VILLE TED NIVISON VIDEO MENTIONNED!!”

but i also want people to think im normal so i just take my notes and stfu

[screamm1996]

so what if I made a Ted shrine slide on my social studies presentation? what are you gonna do about it, huh?

[snalz-artt]

when the milkman is sus

[ted-nivisimp]

intro post

i would do like a little about me section but i actually love being anonymous. feel free to call me any iteration of my username, ted, niv, nivisimp, i dont care. and just a slight disclaimer, my username is in fact a joke please don’t kill me my go

my interests that i’ll post about on this blog include ted nivison, jschlatt, charlie slimecicle, chuckle sandwich, slimecicle cinematic universe, just roll with it, epicsmp, and anything else related to these 3 clowns

i post shitty content all the time and generally enjoy being a clown on tungle.com. feel free to send me asks or messages or whatever anytime, i am more then happy to procrastinate my schoolwork even more

this is not my main account so i gotta send those asks on anon and i cant reply to shit, rip

i also run a discord server centered around chuckle sandwich, feel free to stop by

@dailytednivison is the sideblog for this sideblog, where i post a picture of ted every day, but its actually twice a day bc the queue wont work. its really quality content you should totally check it out yep

tags:

#nivisimp talks - just me talking about shit not chuckle sammy related #nivisimp answers - me answering asks #nivisimp doodles - any shitty lil drawings i make. i am not an artist in the slightest but i do occasionally try #audio listeners love queue to death - queue tag  #sammytale - my shitty fuckin undertale au. talk to me about it i dare you

#nivisimp talks jrwi - tag for posting or rbing just roll with it content

#void anon - a tag for answering asks from void anon, you are very cool #connor the beloved - a tag for answering asks from my platonic husband connor 

[mandojediblogger]

Many Star Wars fans are familiar with the religious undertones of “May the Force be with you,” as many Catholics have noted the similarities with the words “May the Lord be with you,” which are proclaimed by the priest during the Novus Ordo English translation of the Mass. Christians may also have noticed the similarities between this Bible passage and the familiar Jedi greeting:

2 Corinthians 13:14, NIV: "May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all."

But I noticed that the Jedi aren’t the only ones who make use of Biblical-sounding slogans. Fans of The Mandalorian, notice that there’s something very familiar about this Bible passage:

Isaiah 30:20-21

New International Version

20 Although the Lord gives you the bread of adversity and the water of affliction, your teachers will be hidden no more; with your own eyes you will see them. 21 Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you, saying, “This is the way; walk in it.”

THIS IS THE WAY.

Grogu’s teacher has been revealed. We have seen him with our own eyes. 😉

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[jdgo51]

Reflecting on God's eternal presence on this Friday, October 27, 2023:

DAILY DEVOTIONAL FOR OCTOBER 27, 2023

The Shepherd’s Voice

By Ted Rogers (Texas, USA)

READ JOHN 10:14-18

Jesus said, “My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand.”

JOHN 10:27-28 (NIV)

"'From time to time a ewe will abandon her healthy lamb. Shepherds call such orphans “bummer lambs.” When a shepherd encounters one, he picks it up, adopting it as his own. He bottle-feeds it and lets it sleep with its head on his chest, comforting the small creature by the sound of his heartbeat.

My wife and I once adopted a bummer lamb and took her to our house to care for her. Whenever we returned home, as soon as the tiny lamb heard our voices she would run to the door, bleating in welcome.

When the lamb grows to be a sheep, it takes its place in the flock; but the bond between it and the shepherd remains. When the shepherd calls the flock to come, the orphan will hear and respond to the shepherd’s voice first, running to greet him, drawing the other sheep to the shepherd.

This reminds me of the Good Shepherd: “My sheep listen to my voice; and I know them, and they follow me.” If you have ever been a “bummer lamb,” know this: though you have been wounded deeply, God will cherish you. When we listen for God’s voice and are ready to follow God’s call, we can help lead others to God’s love."' We are none of us, bummer lambs, God is there with us through everything. If something in life has rejected you, God will be there to soothe you and take care of everything.

TODAY'S PRAYER

"Dear Lord, may we hear your voice, know your will for us, and be quick to follow you." Amen.

John 10:14-18

"'14 “I am the good shepherd. I know my own sheep and they know me, 15 just as the Father knows me and I know the Father. I give up my life for the sheep. 16 I have other sheep that don’t belong to this sheep pen. I must lead them too. They will listen to my voice and there will be one flock, with one shepherd. 17 “This is why the Father loves me: I give up my life so that I can take it up again. 18 No one takes it from me, but I give it up because I want to. I have the right to give it up, and I have the right to take it up again. I received this commandment from my Father.”' Give your life to Christ and then you can take it up again with His eternal presence. He will be there to guide, soothe and make us feel loved. I am blessed every single day and I pray that you are also. Joe