#technoblade simps

[continuilily]

intro (✿◡‿◡)

hi , uh … *taps mic* is this thing on?

i'm known as lily but you can also refer to me as lilz and i've been an on and off fan of techno (+add a bit of dsmp)

finally decided to get tumblr. still fairly new so hang on with me, but i have been (more or less) taught how to use this app ,,,

my only ao3 profile: https://archiveofourown.org/users/continuilily

you can probably tell but i mostly or only write about Techno. been writing for years and this is somehow the only time i want to publish my works online.

i'll post mostly short one shots here and i'll think of posting longer fics here

feel free to send me reqs/prompts you'd like me to write about!

personal works tag for now: lilypad works

that's about it really. please look forward to my future works! <3

[rainystressed247]

Throw back to one of the crackier AU because my soul demands for it >:D

[sunbloomdew]

happy 10 years! :D

lemme share the minecraft storymode series, i rewatched it recently and i fucking love it

Happy Technoblade 10 year channel anniversary everyone! 🧡

Feel free to share your favourite Techno video(s) in the notes!

- Mod Luna

[moltengoldveins]

so we can all agree that the newest 2WEI song (take the crown) is the trailer song for an Antarctic Empires Emerald Duo pg14 movie where Techno is a gladiator who earned his freedom and has vowed to destroy the government that enslaved him and Philza is an old demigod banished to a solitary plane of existence for five decades after attempting to run a coup against the ruling class.

They meet on a battlefield, Techno having joined up as brute muscle and Phil having used some minor illusions to pass as a quirky avian and join the bombardment team. Combining some similar plot beats as Oceans 11 and Atlantis: The Lost Empire, they gather a specialized team of insurrectionists, anarchists, battle mages, and warriors to take down the imperium from the inside, eventually planning on restoring the nation to the democracy it was in Phil’s earliest memories. But will they manage it, or will their bloody pasts and violent present seat Technoblade on the throne as the Antarctic Emperor, with Philza as his right hand, the Angel of Death? (Spoiler, the second option. It’s the most controversial film finale decision of the decade.)

The movie is filmed in a style somewhere between Dune 1, the Prince of Egypt, and Topgun. (denis villeneuve is too busy and too expensive, but it’s clear they’re taking inspiration. Bold colors and lighting and a lot of shots of the sky, wildlife, architecture, or of characters’ hands.) It’s scored by an up and coming indie musician, working under the consultation of Ludwig Gorannson in his spare time as a pet project, though his association with the film doesn’t really come out until it Smashes the expected theatre income in the first two days of release and critics start Raving about it. Techno’s actor is nominated for an Oscar for one of the most compelling intricate portrayals of ptsd and platonic devotion in modern cinema, but doesn’t actually get the Oscar.

Tumblr is flooded with gif sets of Techno in the Obligatory No Armor After Gladiator Fight Scene and the Late Night Vibing With Phil In A Loose Poet Shirt scene (firelit, lots of closeups of his eyes, the film is obviously attempting to express his complex emotional state and his deep relationship with Phil, and is failing miserably at doing Anything but making him hot. The internet is ✨gay✨ about it, because when is the internet not?) Also most of the simps are calling Phil a dilf.

Fit MC is the fan-favorite side character, his four scenes and nine lines of dialogue are clipped and edited and giffed and memed into the dirt. (His armor and prosthetic, the makeup and costuming department say, were the hardest thing to do in the entire film, which is why he isn’t in too many shots.) Though, a close second is Niki, who is played by a woman built like a brick house who doesn’t wear sleeves, so…. Yeah. We all know what the response is there. The effects, including Phil’s wings, are almost entirely practical and the only real places it gets iffy is Steve, the giant war polar bear that’s pretty clearly clipping through a few snowbanks here and there. Nobody can agree on which characters are morally reprehensible.

Within a few years, very few people outside a dedicated fan base have seen it and a few assume it’s made up like Goncharov. It’s also, for some ungodly reason, been labeled a Christmas film. (most of the plot happens in the ice and snow, hence ‘Antarctic Empire.’) I guess nothing says ‘Christmas spirit’ quite like ‘unmitigated violence, platonic yearning, and overthrowing oppressors.’

[mcytblrsexymen]

Highlights from the Mod Chat Pt. 2

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: why are you telling me what's bumming people out on twitter]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: I saw that. First of all, who is out here saying we have principles, It has been reacted to with the Clap emoji 10 times.]

[ID: discord message replying to Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: get gud, I started in he... the reply from number one howl simp reads: whats the term for skill issue but in reverse. thats u it has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji three times]

[ID: discord message from fake GeorgeNotFound fan, reading: looked at this message, went over to Spotify to type in the song I wanted to lsiten to and go halfway through typing "Wilbur soot" instead It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji five times]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: okay im getting back to voter frauding]

[ID: message from SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP, reading: tumblr this is a terrible message to give me because now i know i can try Homestuck01 on accounts en masse and eventually get into one an image of a tumblr alert reading "That password is known to be included in compromised password lists. Please choose something more unique."]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, with a picture of the GoodTimesWithScar v Technoblade poll attached. The messages read: Someone reported it for mature content I appealed]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: in ither news i need you all to know i just sent a bee to hell with a hose it has been reacted to with the CryCatScream emoji six times]

[ID: discord message from a capricious and willful god, reading: doc officially won rendoc divorce]

[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: IS THIS HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOUR TEAM WINS THE SUPERBOWL It has been reacted to with the Laugh emoji seven times]

[ID: discord message from Fiending Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: holy shit that poll was a thousand years of battle]

[ID: discord conversation: [Binaural + Bisexual]: loving the grian fans cheering for his demise SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: we did it for the daily-grian mod husband even let me vote on his account i love being married the first message from sexylampnap has been reacted to 7 times with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord from [binaural + bisexual], responding to an image from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs: okay so here's the deal: you play stupid games you get blocked it has been reacted to once with the 100 emoji]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i wont start shit [two "press x to doubt" reacts] promise]

[ID: discord message from VOTE FOR TECHNOBLADE, reading: Tbh I think I'm gonna rally the techno voters (all 1.5 of them who follow me) to vote for scar because our block guy deserves to get beaten by the sexyman champion it has been reacted with the 100 emoji 3 times]

[ID: discord messag from Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: the siren song of infographics]

[ID: discord message from Fiendsish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, reading: instructions unclear: who? a photo of a twitter comment from loeufmf reading "I WANT THAT TWINK OBTLIRATED" is attached]

[ID: discord message from undercover weeb, reading: I'm fairly certain Wilbur would be delighted to have sexual tension with Grian it has been reacted to twice with the pointing emoji]

[ID: discord message from Fiendish Bots/Glorious SIdeblogs, reading: yeah the appropriate way to respond is "excuse me you could balance a glass of champage on this ass" it has been reacted to nine times with the Clap emoji]

[ID: discord message from classically trained drabbler, reading: he is so cute but also human cleo is disgusting and offputting to me]

[ID: discord message from roxxy, reading: this is making me emotional, weirdly and its not the q in fishnets...... Hm it has been reacted to four times with the Laugh emoji]

[ID: discord message reading: I'm seeing mcytblrsecxymen posts being blocked for the word "terf" and I was like damn what fresh discourse is this you're dealing with??? Anyway it's the word quarterfinals it has been reacted to with the Sob emoji four times]

[ID, discord conversation: classically trained drabbler: listen our guy is fighting here in the trenches alongside us while your guy sips wine and plays his harp away from the battlefield. vote for joe, a guy of the people [binaural + bisexual]: A true sexyman lets other people get their hands dirty]

[ID: discord message from former leash kid, reading: i think i'm going to vote etho bc it's what doc would want from me]

[ID: discord message reading: listen everything that I'm learning about joe makes him seem like the coolest guy ever actually like. damn I would sit down to drink with him. however quackity looks like a lesbian in that one photoshoot so like recognizes like and whatever It has been reacted to two times with the 100 emoji and three times with Pensive]

[ID: discord conversation: SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: i live voter fraud c/ping passeords is the best idea i've ever had classically trained drabbler: guys i know voter fraud is fun and sexy but the joeguys are outnumbered 40 to one pls be nice to us SAD GAYISMS for SEXYLAMPNAP: IM EVIL]

[ID: discord message from [binaural + bisexual], reading: bad sleep schedules rule the polls, 😔 it has been reacted to three times with the Pensive emoji]

[ID: discord conversation: Fiendish Bots/Glorious Sideblogs, attaching an image of a tumblr comment where user honq said "IF YOU VOTE QUACKITY I"LL DRAW ETHO AND HIM KISSING!" [binaural + bisexual]: that is a fascinating offer]

[ID: discord message reading: I was on call w her and my mum today talking about how much fun I'm having and my mother wanted to see what the fuss was about so she googled "Minecraft poll" and said wow they do one every year! it has been reacted to six times with the Laugh emoji and eight times with the Joy emoji]

[ID: discord message reading: now time to throw my whole ass into voting for cleo thank god I am a feminist]

[moss-ridden-owl-creature]

Introduction Post :DD

I don’t know exactly how to do this but I’m doing it anyways!

‼️BEFORE THE INTRO: please do not ask me for donations. I am a minor and cannot donate, and I will not put your posts on my blog. I do feel sympathy but I simply can not donate. Do not send donation asks as hospitals and severe injuries often shown are VERY triggering for me and can send me into panic attacks.‼️

+🌑+🌘+🌗+🌖+🌕+🌔+🌓+🌒+🌑+

Name: Call me Mike, Millard, Cassidy, Owl or Halskë :) (generally don’t care) (nicknames for friends: Cass, Mills, Millie or anything else you wanna call me)

Age: 15+ (I’m a minor)

Gender: Non-binary (pronouns: any except for neos)

Orientation: biromantic & Demisexual :)

Religion: Hellenistic & Nordic pagan (Greek & Norse deities. Probably won’t post often about this stuff but I do reblog things relating to it) (No, I am not interested in converting, don’t try it. Believe me, the Mormons at my school have tried.)

I’ll post my art once in while! Nothing on my blog in terms of interests is set in stone, but you will often see art from fandoms I’m in, or of my ocs/fursonas!

theriotype: Tundra wolf! (Spiritual) hearttype: border collie! (Spiritual)

kintypes: Cryptidkin, dragonkin, crowkin! (These are either spiritual or/and emotional.)

Serial Designation N (MD), Micheal Afton Millard Nullings (MPHFPC) & Cassidy (Vengeful spirit/Golden Freddy) (FNaF) fictionkin! :D

Am I okay with doubles?

N: yes!

Micheal: sorry no!

Cassidy: ehh- it’s iffy

Millard: Sure?

Some form of relation/connection to the FNaF franchise besides a kintype. Potential hearthome or idk maybe I’m just sad about my family lmao (damn. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say in regards to the Aftons.)

THIS IS NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG. THIS IS PURELY MY THOUGHTS AND DUMB SHIT. THAT WILL INCLUDE MY FICTIONKIN EXPERIENCES.

Depending on if I’m feeling shifty or having really strong emotions in regards to something related to my sources, my post text color may change and I’ll sign off the message but basically: Micheal, Cassidy, Millard, N

Fandoms: Grishaverse, Riordanverse, The MCU, Good Omens, The Folk of The Air, Murder Drones, FNaF, Heathers, Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, The Lunar Chronicles, The Hunger Games, The Song of Achilles, EPIC: The Musical, Aru Shah, Hamilton (technically), Warriors, Avatar: TLA, Iron Widow, The Furry fandom, and many others! (These are in no specific order) (green text indicates hyperfixations)

I’m a batshit insane Kaz Brekker simp lol :)

Other things: I’m a furry (my fursona is named Halskë! I will post about these things.) I am diagnosed with ADHD, Slytherin, Cabin 7 (Apollo), I’m a fan of bones and taxidermy :) I also bow hunt large game such as antelope, deer, elk and big horned sheep :)

C!Technoblade (DSMP) synpath! (Not a kintype!Just relate to the character:) )

Milo Rossi (Miniminuteman) fan :)

I am a diehard FNaF fan. I will talk about it for HOURS. I love FNaF. Mention it and I will vibrate at a frequency strong enough to shatter glass. So yes, please talk to me about it :)

DNI: Basic haters, bigots, pro-Nazis, zoos, racists, or fans of The Human Centipede (Gives me PTSD-like triggers.) Those who are “Nordic Myth” kins of any type. (Marvel kins are not included. Y’all are fine.) & NSFW blogs, I’m a minor and on the asexual spectrum and it makes me uncomfortable, thanks! :)

also please note, even if you are not in my DNI list, I do block freely, I do not stand for people who are constantly pessimistic. I don’t care if you’re pessimistic in general, myself am a realist, but what I mean by that is if you are more than 80% of the time just a negative being, I will most likely not interact with you. I am endo neutral. Don’t bring discourse to me.

another thing! My content is considerably 13+ (I will not respond to asks if you under 12 years old, as it makes me uncomfortable because tweens scare me.) and if you are older than 25, do not interact with me (EX: asks. The exception for this would be like if I follow you and send you an ask.), as you are between 10-5 years older than me. (The under 12 rule does not apply to those who are regressors, and regressors ARE allowed to interact with my content, but be warned, not all of my content is suitable for littles, be safe!)

I accept people of all gender, sexual, and/or identity. Don’t come on to my profile with your phobic bullshit.

online friends! (Aka the beings allowed to call me Cass) :D @kirshimadenkisero @the-bineapple @writingnotes520 @popatochsp @im-just-another-pony (These goobs are also my mutuals!)

my tags!

Original posts: #Cryptid whispers, #Dragon Growls, #The Wolf Bites #N Rambles, #Cassidy’s Rambles

art: #The Moss Owl Creature Has Taken To Scribbling, #Owl Draws Will add more as the list grows!

reblogs: #Dragon Rumbles

That’s all! Have a good day/evening :D

(Made by @uzihell here on Tumblr!) (FNaF plushie divider made by @sister-lucifer here on tumblr!)

[tubbishtobias]

I know I’m late to this.

But here’s what I have to say.

2020.

COVID hit. I was a young girl, who was recently going through realizations of sexuality, friends etc. my friends introduced me to the dream SMP. I thought it was a little silly, then simping over these people playing Minecraft. But then I got into it. Like, super into it. Realizing there was more than just funny clips, there was actual LORE. I was so invested. I would sculpt clay of them, loving making little references of things that I like.

Going back into school post covid, I was so cringe. I thought my style was cool, and y’know, I did kind of eat. But I was happy. So happy. The friends that introduced me to it no longer liked it. They were too cool for it and kind of ditched me.

I had this community, that took a video game and made it into this super awesome story while still maintaining humor.

And they were real. It wasn’t like getting into a show, I think that’s part of the reason that I liked it so much. These creators were real, they have feelings, and lives.

They inspired me. Inspired me to keep drawing, even though the only thing I could draw was them. I loved it. Art block was no more lol

This is going to sound silly, but the dream SMP definitely helped me figure out my sexuality. Seeing other people so freely open about it made me think.

I didnt like when all of the trolls came and I was bullied relentlessly because I liked watching some people play Minecraft.

They helped me inspire my passion for steaming. Where I couldn’t imagine myself doing anything else but that. It seems so fun, to have a community that likes watching you.

Yea, all of my friends thought I was weird crying when Technoblade killed Tubbo with a firework, but I LOVED the plot. The lore. I didn’t even know what lore meant, or plot armor, or canon. Haha, I would give anything to have them back.

Technoblade especially. I didn’t know much about him before the SMP. But he is a super big part of my life and my joy. His ability to make humor, but maintain a serious atmosphere. His jokes, his PVP, he seemed like such a cool dude. Me cheering when he said that his cancer had been 99.99% percent removed.

2022.

I was going to one of the most exciting things I have ever done. A new experience, I was gonna meet new people. I was obsessed with drawing, the SMP, and HB. I was excited to meet people like me. I knew that I was trans, I wasn’t necessarily out tho.

I woke up one morning to a text from my friend. She used to like the SMP, but not really anymore. We were still friends.

She asked if I heard the news. Technoblade died.

I thought that she was joking.

Until I got another text from my friend. She’s one of my closest friends who was never really into the SMP but she knew that I liked it so she asked me about it.

I opened YouTube. Watched the video, sobbing. There was no way. You watch these people online, never having met them, only seeing what they want you to see on screen. You never know what you have until it’s gone.

My mum watched it.

She said that it was nice to see behind the scenes, seeing his dad, knowing that he’s a person. Writing RIP Technoblade we love you Alex as I went to my new experience the next day. A part of me seemed to just be broken.

Haha I’m sure this seems cringe. But like, everybody has there passions. These people inspired me. They made me who I am today, I wouldn’t be writing this if it wasn’t for them. Cancer has affected so many people in my life. It’s hard, it is. Knowing I will never get to meet Alex sucks. I mean, haha I probably wouldn’t have anyway. But him really being gone.. I don’t know. I know, people say, “he’s not really gone,” but it’s still different. He put on this attitude of wanting to power through it, making jokes. God, I miss him. I never met him, he doesn’t know me. But still, he made an impact on so many people. I know, this story has probably happened to so many people. But it feels good to tell it.

I know I’m not a super popular content creator. I May never be. But it’s nice to do this. It’s what I love to do, maybe I’ll have an impact some day.

Thank you Technoblade.

Im going to draw something for Technoblade 25, hopefully I’ll post it in a couple of days.

[fandomlit]

neutral, chap. 25 (dream smp x reader)

series summary (in game!au) when an exiled tommy finally rebels against a manipulative dream, he finds safety in neutral territory, a place owned and guarded by you. staying in your safe haven opens up the younger one’s eyes to your way of life, while also revealing your deeper past before neutral; a past that involved a war for your love.

chapter summary technoblade and tommy live out their days in the tundra. a visitor both expected and unexpected arrives at last..

warnings swearing

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gif cred belongs to @yessassykittycollection​

technoblade found himself staring into the distant tundra more than he would care to admit. he just prayed to the gods every time he glanced into that endless snow that he’d see her trudging figure juxtaposed against the horizon. but the longing voices and the aching of his heart wasn’t enough to simply make her appear in the distance; only her own two willing feet could do that.

but of course, he always imagined that the one time he wasn’t looking would be when she was finally approaching.

“y/n!”

technoblade immediately rushed around the side of the house, only to see tommy petting one of the chickens that roamed free around his warm cabin. tommy looked up.

“hey, techno,” the boy spoke innocently. “need something?” techno watched as tommy scooped the chicken into his arms with no resistance. the usually skirmish animal didn’t show even a shadow of complaint, even nuzzling into tommy’s chest.

technoblade let out a long huff. “you did not seriously name a chicken after her.”

tommy immediately let out a loud laugh; the chicken didn’t even startle at the abrupt noise. “is that why you came running? you heard me call to the chicken?”

“oh, well..”

“god, you’re a simp, man!”

techno just shook his head as if that would rid the rush of voices. “we’re just gonna ignore that ya named a chicken after y/n?”

tommy scrambled to answer, “i-i mean.. chickens are motherly!”

“really? that’s your defense?”

...

“can y/n come into the house?”

“no.”

in just a week, tommy grew attached to the serene chicken. he constructed a new coop for the roaming chickens to nest in, a special bed for y/n especially, and insisted on making homemade feed to “improve egg production”; technoblade suspected it was all mainly to continue pampering the favored chicken.

“c’mon, tech,” tommy whined, the chicken cradled contentedly in his arms. “it’s freezing out there!”

“i live in the tundra, tommy,” the hybrid grumbled plainly.

“it’s supposed to be the start of a blizzard tonight,” tommy sighed. “c’mon, tech, please.”

techno looked to the chicken again, who had her eyes closed peacefully, embracing the warmth tommy brought. i’m going to regret this, he thought over the voices’ complaints. technoblade opened the door wider.

“fine. but just this once.”

tommy cheered, racing into the house and toward his room with the chicken.

technoblade sighed again as he closed his door. “when did i get soft?”

...

the storm was just starting to pick up outside when technoblade settled with his book. but even after ten minutes, he couldn’t quite seem to focus. the voices filled his senses with useless thoughts, and so instead he took to watching the snow float past his window.

‘i wonder if she’s alright.’ ‘do you think she’s made it out of the nether yet?’ ‘l’manburg’s too stupid to find her.’ ‘at least we have tommy back.’ he listened to the incessant droning with little consideration, until the many voices formed together to warn, ‘behind you.’

he immediately turned around, his hand instinctively reaching for the axe he had leaned next to him, only to be greeted with the sight of the favored chicken behind him. she clucked quietly at him.

“you’re all useless,” he muttered to his mind, settling back into his chair with a huff. she clucked again at him to draw his gaze. he shook his head at the animal.

“i’ve gone soft, haven’t i?” he questioned uselessly. the chicken’s head twitched into an inquisitive tilt. techno would’ve laughed had he not been so tired. he sighed out, reaching his open palm toward the chicken. she immediately pattered forward and brushed her feathery neck to his warm hand with a sound cluck.

in the strangest way possible, techno could understand why tommy had likened this chicken to y/n. it was oddly calm for a chicken, not frightened by any of the household men but also not completely unbothered by them. if she had been unbothered, technoblade imagined she would have left tommy’s embrace soon after he picked her up.

“you’re a weird little chick,” he spoke aloud again. the chicken abandoned his hand to push against his clothed leg. “you should be running from me right now. i like chicken soup.” she just clucked again, settling decidedly against his leg. techno sighed again before finally picking up his book. and for some odd reason, he was finally focused enough to read.

...

“he’s still with the chicken, huh?” philza chuckled when he saw tommy chasing around the sweet chick as she pecked at some of the scattered feed.

technoblade just shrugged. “he’s found a weird outlet for missing neutral, i think.”

“yeah,” phil laughed out. “oh, um, speaking of which..” techno watched as phil fished something out of his pocket. after a moment he presented an emerald ring. it wasn’t poorly crafted by any means, but it was most definitely a first trial. “a crow came back with this.” techno connected the dots and tried to ignore the race of his heart on top of the voices growing in volume. “judging i sent them out about a week ago.. she can’t be more than a week or two out now.”

‘she’s close.’ ‘she’s close!’ ‘god, i can’t wait to see her smile.’ ‘i hope her journey was safe.’ ‘is safe. don’t get too ambitious.’ ‘i hope she’s excited to see you.’ ‘i imagine she’s excited to see anyone at this rate.’ ‘i hope she gets here soon.’

philza, who always had a sixth sense for when the voices were meddling in his son’s mind, placed a grounding hand on technoblade’s shoulder. “she’ll be here soon enough, mate.” he turned his gaze and techno followed it to watch as tommy scooped the chicken up in his arms with a laugh. “we’re just playing the waiting game now.”

…

“dinner’s ready when you two are!” philza called out before returning to the warm interior of his house. tommy and technoblade shared a look and put down their gardening tools.

“race you in!” tommy yelled out, scooping up his favored chicken and running to the home. technoblade just sighed before walking after him.

when he entered the warm house, the chicken was picking at a small bowl left for her by the door. when technoblade turned his unamused eyes up, philza just shrugged at him.

“chickens have to eat, too.”

“sure,” technoblade grumbled in response, taking a seat at the table as philza set his plate in front of him. they ate with minimal chatter for a few moments before tommy spoke up.

“where do you think y/n is right now?” he inquired, gaze training on his warm plate.

philza and technoblade shared a look. technoblade raised his eyebrows at his father and philza cleared his throat, offering, “if we’re lucky, she’s headed here.”

tommy looked up. “you think so?”

“her safest option is here,” philza continued with a shrug. “she can’t go to l’manburg without risking a hell of a lot, she’s suicidal if she goes to dream, even eret’s is a risky option with ghostbur being there. l’manburg tends to stay away from here.”

“for good reason,” technoblade interjected.

philza chuckled, “yeah.” he shrugged as he loaded his fork with more food. “the only other logical place for her to go is..” he shook his head, “to foolish.”

tommy’s hopeful look faltered. “right. i forgot they knew each other.”

there was a moment of silence as philza and technoblade scrambled for a comforting word.

“she’ll come,” technoblade offered up. tommy’s head snapped up to him. he just shrugged at the younger boy. “she will.”

tommy’s shoulders seemed to relax. “yeah. yeah, she will.”

...

“y/n? y/n!”

though the call for the chicken was now a begrudging frequent in his life, it still made technoblade freeze every time. but the voices were quick to remind him of the damned feathery creature and techno just sighed.

“tommy, how many times do i have to-”

but when he rounded the corner, all of the breath left his lungs. he couldn’t even think to be snarky or teasing or anything he usually was in her presence. because holy shit, she was actually here.

y/n had tommy wrapped securely in her arms, face alight with pure joy and relief as her closed eyes fell into tommy’s chest. and then those beautiful e/c eyes were open and on him and he had never felt warmer in the freezing tundra.

when tommy pulled off of her he immediately sensed the two’s eyes locked and let out a quiet, “i’ll get some cocoa started. get your ears ready, ‘cause i have some things to tell you, woman.”

she gave him a smile, turning from techno for just a moment. “i can’t wait.” she watched as tommy scampered off before turning back to the hybrid. he couldn’t even find the words to say to express his relief. the voices were dead silent. “i would’ve been back sooner, but i had to stop and trade for warmer clothes.”

‘been back’ one of the voices helpfully repeated. as if this place were like a second home to her.

“you don’t have to justify your timing to me,” was all he could say, shaking his head as his body naturally leaned toward her. he caught himself in a step and scooped her into his arms before either of them could say anything else. she laughed out as her feet left the ground, wrapping her arms around the strong man. “’m glad you’re safe.”

“me too,” she muttered into his chest. 

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[baddecisionsgoooo0]

Aight, here me out:

Technoblade and Darth Vader have a lot in common.

They both hate orphans

They both kill children (the younglings totally count as orphans)

In the original script for DSMP, Phil was going to betray Techno. A father figure betraying their adoptive son/brother? (cough, Obi-Wan, cough)

Their nemesis is a small blond child.

They have done hella warcrimes

The voices are kinda like bloodthirst from the darkside

They both end up killing a wrinkley old man politician. Vader kills Palpatine, Techno kills Jschlatt.

They canonically fight god. Vader the Father, Techno Dream.

Both are famous warriors.

And also Pilots.

All we need to do is have Vader name his lightsaber, "Child cleaver" or something and they become the same character (except Techno isn't a simp(Imagine simping so hard for a woman, you overthrow a government(Techno does it for the principle of the thing))).

[justcallme-ange]

Your blog’s summary, as requested:

Pretty art of a furry and his boyfriend totally platonic bff what he’s not a simp, guys, Technoblade would never

You heard it here folks! Yep totally platonic! BFFs your honor!

There totally wasn’t a wedding held here nope

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

im fucking ahocked im gonna have to start campaigning for scar before i have to start campaigning for cleo. GOOD JOB EVERYONE KEEP VOTING CLEO

VOTE SCAR ALSO THO PLEASE. techno is beloved with my entire soul but i need you all to look me in the eyes and tell me, honestly, that you think the scitties phenomenon could happen to him.

we respect technoblade in this house. we revere the power and vibes. we draw his primary skin as dramatically as possible because we love him. we come up with a multitude of human/pig mashups because we love him. but i need you to look at me. look at how much fully clothed technoblade art there is. we all love him but how much do we truly simp for him. would you kiss that pig on the mouth.

scar tho? look at the scitties. scitties in the art. scitties in the skins. scitties memes in his discord. people simp for scar. i see people confessing crushes on him every time he streams. he has multiple skins. he has a how bad can i be animatic. he has a fancy hat and a suit. several suits. he’s divorced like eight times over. so many storylines he’s in end up having homoerotic vibes because even his servermates like to rp simping for him.

look at this.

even his skinmaker has contributed to the scitties agenda.

VOTE SCAR

[dragonindigo245]

o7 Technoblade. Your loss was to a worthy opponent.

Gg GTWS simps.

[simplepotatofarmer]

KISSESYOUHUGSYOUWRAPSYOUINABLANKETTREASUESYOU

As a member of dreblr who above all else is a technoblade simp, I just cannot understand why people would treat you poorly. You and your chickens are a light in our dismal lives.

Belive it!

thank you so much <3 <3

[riot-is-rotting]

꧁𝗖𝘂𝘁𝗲꧂

꧁Techno x GN! Reader.꧂

꧁TW: Mentions of blood/ injuries and killing (of mobs, not people DW)Other than that just fluff.꧂

Y/N— Your Name

r/l—- Right/left

Pronouns used are they/them and you/yours

꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂

You follow the piglin hybrid, looking around to spot any mobs that could potentially sneak up behind you. Thanks to the light of the full moon, you didn’t really need any torches. You shift your blade into your (r/l) hand, looking up at the moon, which seemed to shine brightly back at you.

Technoblade had decided that tonight would be a good night for hunting, since it's a full moon. Since you didn't have anything to do, you had wanted to go with him, despite his multiple attempts to get you to stay.

"What if you get hurt?" He had said as he was putting on his heavy coat. You only replied with "I'll be fine.” And a huff as you grab your blade and crossbow. He shook his head and gave in to your stubbornness.

Now, you were crunching through the snow behind your beloved husband, ready to attack any foe that dared to harm him. You didn't look the type, but with the right weapon you could definitely kill; Though you didn’t do it often, but that didn’t mean you never did.

You were deep in your thoughts when you hear a lot of groans -which you quickly identified as a large group of zombies.- and snap back to reality ready to swing the sharp netherite blade which you were holding in your r/l hand. You step out, quickly striking down at least twenty of the rotting but alive corpses down to their final, painful deaths.

You take a step back, trying to catch your breath. There was a lot of them. You had forgotten that a full moon was when the amounts of zombies in a horde was duplicated, maybe more, and they were a lot more aggressive, too.

You turn around quickly when you hear Technoblade hiss out in what you immediately knew was pain. Upon this realization, a rage filled you and without a second thought, you run up to the zombies once again and start impaling them with the blade.

𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲'𝘀 𝗣𝗢𝗩:

I fall back and let out a hiss when a stinging sensation shot up and down my arm. I wasn’t sure if I had been bitten or not, though I was doubting so. I glance over to see Y/N, who was aggressively and violent slicing and impaling many zombies with their blade. I had never seen them act like this, so I was taken aback, but that was replaced with awe as I watched my partner take down the zombies. “I didn’t need you help.. but thank you.” I say, standing up.

𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗢𝗩:

You exhale, taking a moment to look at all the bodies that surrounded you. You weren’t exactly sure what came over you as you turn around and look at Technoblade, who was sitting down, looking up at you, awe shining in his eyes.

You walk over to him, kneeling down, you take his left hand in one of yours, examining the small wound. Shaking your head you say to him “And what would’ve happened if I wasn’t here? Hmm?” You look up only to see his face painted, and a slight red tint…Was he blushing? “ Hello earth, to Techno?” You say, giggling.

He shakes his head, snapping back into reality, feeling the warmth of his cheeks, realizing he was blushing, then quickly covered his face. "What happened?" He says, definitely in awe.

You laugh. He was definitely simping.“Let’s get you back home, alright?” You stand, taking his uninjured hand and heading towards the warm cabin you both shared.

[lady-wren-of-tella]

1. Awwwwwww!! So cute!! Sound like you had lots of fun on your date with your boyfriend!! I’m so happy for you Wren!!! :DDD

2. I’m okay now but yesterday, I was scrolling on my for you page on TikTok cause I was bored. And I was happily and shamelessly simping about Luis and Leon(from resident evil 4 remake) cause it was a nice little edit of them and I can’t help but simp cause I love them so much- Anyways, when I scrolled down to the next video I got hit with a video about Technoblade’s death anniversary. I went from happily simping to crying my eyes out in a matter of seconds- ah ha, what an eventful moment that happened yesterday :’D

thank you thank you! yeah i had a lot of fun lol

oh my god tommy’s video made me sob bro— the dates in the discord messages he showed— yeah i was a mess by the end of it

[fncreature]

I posted 724 times in 2022

That's 468 more posts than 2021!

186 posts created (26%)

538 posts reblogged (74%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@theseasonismerrybutimnot

@yb-cringe

@flyingfish1234

@theminecraftbee

@friendlyneighborhoodcreature

I tagged 334 of my posts in 2022

#save - 123 posts

#lmfao - 19 posts

#rb - 13 posts

#tma - 9 posts

#creature.save - 8 posts

#save save save - 7 posts

#oh my god - 6 posts

#peter parker x reader - 6 posts

#avengers x reader - 5 posts

#peter parker imagine - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#hi my name technoblade hy’pixel skyblock way and i have long ebony black hair (that’s how i got my name) with purple streaks and red tips t

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HI HELLO HAS ANYONE ON HERE FINISHED THE A GOOD GIRLS GUIDE TO MURDER TRILOGY I FINISHED THE LAST ONE AND WHAT THE HECK I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT

39 notes - Posted March 9, 2022

#4

me: *hears about Jon's leg injury*

Me: oooOOOOh what... what if... what if I give Jon a cane????? ;)

48 notes - Posted August 1, 2022

#3

I can't compare to the Godlike

After meeting the Eternals, Peter makes a decision after seeing you and Ikaris

A/n: I am so sorry for not being active bc I realized I’m in a mildly toxic friendship and I’m working on it and then I felt more guilty for not posting but then I was in isolation and yada yada yada. I’m a Ikaris simp now and I watched Eternals three days ago.

ALSO! If anything here disagrees with NWH I am sorry about that, but I can’t go and see it cause Omnicron so I’m just waiting for it on Disney+ and it’s not my fault. Not set in any movie just kinda “Ajak died okay the Eternals and Avengers meet now”

“Banner, have you located the signal?” Bucky asked.

“No, not yet. I’ve never seen anything like it” Bruce shook his head.

You turned to Peter. “Maybe you’d like to give it a look, Petey? Sure Bruce wouldn’t mind another eye on this”

“She’s right, I wouldn’t” Banner called.

“Shut up” Peter laughed, giving you a playful shove, but going up to Banner’s station anyway.

“Do you guys got any theories on the damn thing?” Sam asked.

“Not yet” Bruce told him. “On the other hand, in this world we live in, nothing makes sense, so it really could be anything”

“Yeah, he’s right” You remarked.

“Then keep me updated. Y/n, make sure the science nerds keep me updated” Sam ordered.

“Sure thing, Cap” Peter mumbled under his breath.

You let out a small laugh.

~

It was the beeping that woke you up.

You groaned, turning over in your bed and sitting up, before grabbing your phone.

“Hm?” You groaned sleepily.

“I need you to get to the compound as soon as you can. ASAP” Bruce’s voice said excitedly into your ear.

“Bruce, it’s-” You paused, checking the time. “Five in the f*cking morning”

“Yes, but- Just come, okay? I need to call Sam, Bucky and Rhodey. I’ll see you. Oh! And pick up Peter, will you? Or he’ll pick you up, don’t care” And then he hung up.

You figured something had happened, so you quickly got dressed, and as soon as you were done, there was a knock on your window.

You pulled it open with a smile. “Right on time” “Thanks” Peter smiled. “No suit? Or mask?” You asked.

“The sun’s barely started to rise, it’ll be fine, c’mon. Let’s see what Bruce’s so excited about”

~

“So, Bruce, what all the- Who the f*ck are you guys?” You asked as you saw Bruce, excitedly talking with a group of people in intricate suits. And a kid.

“Finally! Y/n, Peter, these are the Eternals. Eternals, this is Y/n and Peter, two of the other Avengers”

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51 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#2

I Hate Loving You

A/n: First fic of 2022! And also finally a Peter Parker oneshot.

Felt like angst, and that's what you get.

Warnings: Suicide attempt, cussing, reader says she hates themself, does paranoia count as a warning?

They hated you. Peter, and Ned and MJ.

They stopped conversation whenever you entered a room, and would always change the subject immediately. But they were the only people who would even talk to you, so you hung out with them to get some human interaction.

But the longer you did it, the harder and worse it got.

You walked over to them in the hallway, backpack slung over your shoulder.

“So I think I might-” Peter stopped when Ned nudged him, turning in your direction.

You looked down.

“Hey guys” You mumbled.

“H-hey” Peter stuttered awkwardly.

The worst part was Peter.

Because he was absolutely adorable.

But he hated you.

“So Ned, do you wanna do a Star Wars marathon this weekend?” Peter said, obviously changing the subject.

“Sure” Ned replied, and you walked off to your locker.

You could hear them laughing after you left, and you knew that they were laughing at you.

~

“Hey MJ” You said, and MJ looked up from her phone, immediately shutting it off.

“Yeah?” She responded.

“Er- Nevermind, sorry”

You could feel her eyes on the back of your neck.

And so it went on. They tried to hide it, but you could tell they hated you, and you hated it.

You didn’t hate them, but you hated being around them.

It was awkward and annoying and they were the only people who would talk to you.

That was why you were up here.

That was why you were on the roof of your apartment building, your finger hovering over the send button on your phone.

I know you guys hate me. I do, don’t try and deny it. It’s obvious. So I’m doing you all a favor. You won’t have to see me again. Ever You read it over a million times, still hesitant to send the text to them.

You closed your eyes, took a deep breath, and hit send.

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52 notes - Posted January 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay, I'm sorry that this isn't my usual style of content, I'll make a sideblog as soon as I figure out what to call it (lol) but anyways.

What if after Tango wakes up after the first night of knowing Jimmy's his soulmate, he feels an itch on his back. He ignores it, and goes bout his day until, when he and Jimmy are building their home together, Jimmy asks, "Tango, what is that?"

He has no idea what Jimmy is talking about. "On- On your back" Jimmy tries to clairify. Tango still doesn't know what he could be talking about. Not until Jimmy says, "Your wings. Your small, coal-stained, canary wings"

142 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

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