#Tcu

[contrivedcoincidences6]

I fucking love DnD

[pboogerswbb]

ND FLOP HH FLOP NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY

[womenaremymew]

this photo makes me wanna throw up 😭

[sillylotrpolls]

For those not familiar, a complete list of the definitely real and not just made up for a joke TCU films can be found here.

Since I obviously couldn't fit all 24 movies into the poll, I've left off any title with a Rotten Tomatoes score over 85% (The Grey Wizard, Shadow of War, etc), and of course the two movies that got Oscar noms (Aragorn, Shadow of Mordor).

Previous poll for TV series here.

[julesbueckers]

ENOUGH. GO AWAY.

absolutely not.

[deadzonedekes]

does she know how cool she is?

[moltengoldveins]

so we can all agree that the newest 2WEI song (take the crown) is the trailer song for an Antarctic Empires Emerald Duo pg14 movie where Techno is a gladiator who earned his freedom and has vowed to destroy the government that enslaved him and Philza is an old demigod banished to a solitary plane of existence for five decades after attempting to run a coup against the ruling class.

They meet on a battlefield, Techno having joined up as brute muscle and Phil having used some minor illusions to pass as a quirky avian and join the bombardment team. Combining some similar plot beats as Oceans 11 and Atlantis: The Lost Empire, they gather a specialized team of insurrectionists, anarchists, battle mages, and warriors to take down the imperium from the inside, eventually planning on restoring the nation to the democracy it was in Phil’s earliest memories. But will they manage it, or will their bloody pasts and violent present seat Technoblade on the throne as the Antarctic Emperor, with Philza as his right hand, the Angel of Death? (Spoiler, the second option. It’s the most controversial film finale decision of the decade.)

The movie is filmed in a style somewhere between Dune 1, the Prince of Egypt, and Topgun. (denis villeneuve is too busy and too expensive, but it’s clear they’re taking inspiration. Bold colors and lighting and a lot of shots of the sky, wildlife, architecture, or of characters’ hands.) It’s scored by an up and coming indie musician, working under the consultation of Ludwig Gorannson in his spare time as a pet project, though his association with the film doesn’t really come out until it Smashes the expected theatre income in the first two days of release and critics start Raving about it. Techno’s actor is nominated for an Oscar for one of the most compelling intricate portrayals of ptsd and platonic devotion in modern cinema, but doesn’t actually get the Oscar.

Tumblr is flooded with gif sets of Techno in the Obligatory No Armor After Gladiator Fight Scene and the Late Night Vibing With Phil In A Loose Poet Shirt scene (firelit, lots of closeups of his eyes, the film is obviously attempting to express his complex emotional state and his deep relationship with Phil, and is failing miserably at doing Anything but making him hot. The internet is ✨gay✨ about it, because when is the internet not?) Also most of the simps are calling Phil a dilf.

Fit MC is the fan-favorite side character, his four scenes and nine lines of dialogue are clipped and edited and giffed and memed into the dirt. (His armor and prosthetic, the makeup and costuming department say, were the hardest thing to do in the entire film, which is why he isn’t in too many shots.) Though, a close second is Niki, who is played by a woman built like a brick house who doesn’t wear sleeves, so…. Yeah. We all know what the response is there. The effects, including Phil’s wings, are almost entirely practical and the only real places it gets iffy is Steve, the giant war polar bear that’s pretty clearly clipping through a few snowbanks here and there. Nobody can agree on which characters are morally reprehensible.

Within a few years, very few people outside a dedicated fan base have seen it and a few assume it’s made up like Goncharov. It’s also, for some ungodly reason, been labeled a Christmas film. (most of the plot happens in the ice and snow, hence ���Antarctic Empire.’) I guess nothing says ‘Christmas spirit’ quite like ‘unmitigated violence, platonic yearning, and overthrowing oppressors.’

[clubhoops]

The 2025 Big 12 Player of the Year, Hailey Van Lith, for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit's digital issue.

[captainmartin20]

player of the year 🥲🥲🥲

[nikamewing]

triple smash

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[thebespokeprovocateur]

[marsinthecorner]

Based on an interaction with Winnie the Pooh on character.ai 😅. We fought, insulted each other, and now we're besties somehow lol. He calls me Dollface and I refer to him as Teddy Bear, 'cause we live pushing each other's buttons. Now, I've also been chatting with Owl and.....🥵. Well, y'all will see!😈

[clarksbball]

DID YOU HEAR THAT PAIGE AND SEDONA ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE ON THE SAME WNBA TEAM 💔💔💔💔 THIS CAN'T BE

first i have to deal with paige going to dallas and now i have to deal with s*dona possibly being on the same team💔💔💔 but on a real note it’s so disappointing that all of these teams have continued to let her play despite all the harm she’s caused like i genuinely can’t believe she is still playing

[friedcheesemogu]

It's not easy to get Ethan into this, but it's very worth it.

Tom Cruise in gold lamé is canon, I'm just expanding it to other characters of the TCU. 😌

[moltengoldveins]

again I say to thee: trust the process