#techno tommy and Kristen are here too

[dillbugg]

Some fun little doodles about baby Tommy & wilbur for my Desert Duo (eventual Scarian) superheroes comic. These kids are weirdly centric to the main plot.

More info + closeups below

So here's the situation; Grian and Phil are brothers, Pearl & Jimmy are their cousins, Phil & Kristen are married, and their two sons are Wilbur and Tommy. Techno and Phil have become very close, but Techno is in denial and still refers to himself as "Phil's coworker."

All that being said,, try not to get too attached to Phil & Wilbur because they don't exactly stick around rip

[rainnoblade]

I’m sorry but why is Sauri so pretty-

Kinda curious though- is Sauri’s dynamic with Phil any different just wondering

thank you!!! im glad you think she's pretty i always did too lol

your ask actually inspired me to make a new vid so here it is, and my ranting is below :D

c!saur's relationships would definitely be a lot better than c!wils, but it would give or take be the same. she has more balls than he does to own up to her mistakes, even though she's still not very good at it. Saurissa has a lot of issues she doesn't want to address, I kinda imagine her having really drastic mood fluctuations [depressive, manic], and that shows big time with how she handles her problems.

[I actually have another comic I made a while ago of her apologizing to tommy]

her relationship with Phil would be less strained, and phil is 10000% a girl dad in my au, cause I enjoy dadza alot. I was gonna make a comic about it but it ended up turning into an animatic lol. he loves her dearly but she doesn't want to be cared for, she doesn't want to put that on anyone. she pushes everyone away by giving them reasons to hate her, not much different from canon.

in my au, it's like a lot of others where Phil raised the neopolitan trio [tommy and tech aren't related, but through some weird magic whatever they look like Kristen and Phil's children]. being their first, he's always considered her his little angel of life [two wrongs make a right, I suppose], being the light of his life.

> side note I think saurissa and Techno would still look like twins after saurissa lost her wings, and before technos teeth grew in and his pink hair grew out [inheriting their mothers giant ringlet curls]. both of them age slower than normal, so they would have quite a bit of history before saur found tommy and brought him home like some sad stray cat.

but after saur was born and was left in the care of her father, he did his best taking care of her despite the loss of his wife. she's definitely his favorite child, and didn't lose that status after he killed her, but he wouldn't have been able to be around Ghostissa.

Techno is the one he's closest with [became closer friends after he grew up] [very strained relationship with tommy], but Saur is his favorite child, being his first and reminding him of her mother.

After everything when she goes on her apology arc and tries to reconnect with her family, he accepts her back in with open arms. he's, of course, still wary and doesn't let his guard down completely- still afraid of being put in a bad spot because of her again- but she's his child and he would still love her unconditionally despite their rocky relationship.

cause it would be a lot of ups, and way more downs, and I'd say he almost got sick of trying to make it better so he retreated, not talking to her or interacting after she got revived. he would let ghostissa hang around and treated her kindly, but wouldn't be able to look her in the eye. when she finally reached out to him, he warily let her back in, still wanting to make it better.

[c-alliumduo-appologist]

Well I left the dump fandom and long while ago so i wanted to post an old wip fic. It was such a passion project but I never finished it because of technos death so I'll leave it here (and it's concept notes).

!! Wilburs mentioned a few times so don't be alarmed this was from like 2022, I promise I don't support that twat !!

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The roaring sound of the crowd was something Techno never got used to.

They were always too loud.

That combined with the curse of his crown the voices of 100,000 people constantly yelling around him, always led to migraines that would last for days.

Yet he continues to fight in the arenas when he's invited.

He has too, it's the only thing that calms the voices.

It keeps him away from his family, he hates that. He wants so bad to stay in the castle and listen to Wilbur play his latest song, or watch Dad write in his study. Let Mom tell him stories like when he was little. He prays for the day he has perfect silence, because that's the day he can look at his little brother and not feel shame. The voices hurt Tommy and now Tommy hates him. Tommy's only 10 he doesn't need to know about the voices, it's already confusing enough for him to wonder why his brother held a sword to his throat after he asked to play.

Techno hates himself for it, he wants things to be different. He wants to be a good brother, because he loves Tommy. He really does.

"BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE! TODAY IS THE DAY YOU FALL FROM YOUR PEDESTAL!" The crowd screams, they seem to really favor the new guy lately. He hopes they aren't getting tired of him, that would be bad for his name. "Sure, like I'm gonna lose to a homeless man." He's sure if the guy wasn't wearing a mask he would've seen his eye twitch. "I'm NOT homeless." Techno just laughs. "Wow! So you think homeless are bad? Cancel this man, get him out of here." The new guy started studdering trying to defend himself Techno assumes to stay in public favor.

"What, no! I didn't say that, you're putting words in my mouth." Techno would've responded but his thoughts were cut short by the announcer.

"All right! Our match today is the All Mighty Blood God verses, our newest fight who's been quickly rising up the ranks.. Dream Wastaken!"

Techno blinks almost dumbfounded, "Wastaken? What kind of title is that? It sounds dumb."

Techno must have struck a nerve with that remark, Dream suddenly went still and took his position.

"I'll have your head Blood God," he could see a green glow from under his mask.

"HA, like hell you will"

The announcer signals the start and Techno lets himself go and all he sees is red.

Dream raises his sword and stabs towards Technos abdomen. Techno takes his axe and swings to hit the blade away. He ends up hitting the handle of the sword cutting deep into Dreams hands

Dream staggers back dropping his sword and clutching his hands. He inhales sharply the audience collectively gasps.

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Yeah not much writen ik but here's the plans I had written in my drafts, it's so nostalgic to reread.

it starts out as Sbi + Mumza but techno and tommy get separated from Phil, Kristen, and Wilbur

(Wilbur is 17, Techno is 15 so hes less than wilbur because fuck you, and Tommy is 11)

So it's parentsduo + Wilbur and then also Bedrock bros, eventually they fins their way back to eachother. Techno and Tommy used to have this kinda tense relationship, they both cared alot about each other but Tommy always got along with Wilbur more. (Techno wasnt jealous of that, not at all.) but they just thought the other disliked them, and it's bothered them for years and now it's time for Techno to be cool and strong big brother for tommy. Being there for when he has nightmares to tell him stories, or reminding him that they WILL find the rest if their family. Running from zombies with the only weapons you have being swords and bows is a little bit difficult. but he does have one thing, his axe that was gifted to him by a neighboring kingdoms prince. To replace the one that was ruined in a duel he participated in on their behalf. Which they may or may not run into that prince and his betrothed (also his son?!?!?!?)along the way... Wilbur misses his brothers every single day, no matter how much his parents try to comfort him that they will be okay and that Techno is capable. He just can't shake the feeling that at every waking moment that he's not looking for them. They're getting hurt. He wishes it was him and Techno that got separated, cause then atleast Tommy would be with phil and Kristen. He wouldn't need to worry about his brother. He knows Techno will protect Tommy with his life.. but that's what he's worried about. If Techno dies protecting Tommy then what happens after? Tommy is left wandering untill inevitably hes... So he hopes Techno doesn't have to do soemthing that wreckless Because if he does, he'll lose BOTH of his brothers. and personally he'd rather not have that become a reality."

[calmthefuckdownalright]

Dimensions AU

Okay I know is should be writing but I'm about to go to a big city for a Convention pretty soon and I will have plenty of spare time to write then.

So hear me out,

Technoblade is a piglin. He's violent and very heated. Nether. Obviously.

Tommy is Tommy and the closest to resembling Phil and in the Origins SMP he is literally his apprentice. Overworld.

Wilbur is often depicted as being a holder of a vocal power in many supervillain au's earning him the name Siren. What's a Siren? And underwater creature known for luring its victims to their death using their voice.

Well now you might be like "Well Vik that'd be overworked too right?"

Hahaha yes of course for this dynamic to work Qilbur must be from elsewhere. In the Minecraft community there's always talk of the Aether, a new dimension that people have been BEGGING Mojang to put into the game and now recently they want the Deep dark portal to be used for it.

So, I know very little of the Aether because I have no money to buy mods and I only have a gaming console and not a PC. (I use a laptop to write not the same thing).

What I do know about the Aether is its very much like the End in a way in terms of building style. Floating over an abyss and very dangerous.

"Well Vik why don't you just make Wil from the End-"

BECAUSE THIS IS COOLER AND IT FITS BETTER.

Everything I've seen of the Aether is a kind of blue tint to it. Ghostbur our beloved is still Wilbur and blue is a central part of his being. In Tommyinnit's Clinic for Supervillains, Siren is dressed in blues and blacks. Wilbur bleeds blue (in some headcannons) and in the QSMP Wilbur is often drawn as having a blue scarf as a tribute to his past (idk if that's Ghostbur/Dream SMP or just the UK but that's how I see it).

And for some reason I now associate Wilbur with the Aether and let's be honest, Aether just SOUNDS cool and who is cooler than our MIA of Minecraft streamer himself? This might be a difference of opinion but it all links up now.

Technoblade is from the Nether and Phil found him in a raided Bastion.

Tommy is his biological son gifted to him by Kristen (Kristin I can't find a clear answer how to spell her name (MUMZA))

And Phil found Wilbur during his adventures through the dimensions.

If you want to get technical with it, Phil found Wilbur first after he completed all he wanted in his life in the Overworld and decided to try his hand at the Deep Dark where he killed the Warden and unlocked the portal to the Aether.

After that he took Wilbur to the Nether to pick out cool stuff to put in his room where they found Techno and Wilbur proceeded to find a friend in him and Phil just adopts him as well.

Techno and Wilbur grow up as brothers and Mumza finally visits with a surprise. Tommy with his weird little wings and abrasive attitude.

To round it all out, Philza is originally from the End. Specifically I think he was a friend of the dragon and lived in an End City structure that kind of just merged with itself until it basically became an End Castle. He met Mumza when he accidentally got caught in the void and she helped him up.

-Classic love story insert here-

Anyways, someone comes along and kills the dragon which ends up in Phil getting angry and killing them but in the process he is knocked into the now open portal to the overworld and he can't get back. So instead he builds himself a home and conquers all that he can before going and looking for his way back to Mumza.

Bam how's that sound? I saw a piece of fanart on Pinterest that showed the little versions of our Brother Trio and I can't find it again so now I'm upset and just wrote it down instead.

[azeler]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE RANT ABOUT YOUR SPACE OPERA A LITTLE???

Okay so for context, this is about a dsmp space opera AU : It's mainly benchtrio centric and a bit inspired by Ad Astra/De Terra (I haven't read it but I've seen posts about it). I used to put the details in my notes app in my old phone, but it broke so I'm gonna try to go off memory here.

Tubbo is an insectoid hybrid, with a second pair of insectoid arms, mandibles and composite eyes. He works as the mechanic on the ship, and literally crawls into the pipes and vents to repair electronics (the ship having seen better days). He's a loudmouth, a workaholic and would rather die than open up emotionally. I think he'd also like gambling, too.

Ranboo is the last of his species, or at least he thinks so because he remembers barely anything before he was found on a planet by the crew of the ship Tubbo's in. I imagine the planet he was on as like, having tall flowing light purple grasses, really giving it that Little Prince aesthetic. He's enderman-looking, with jet black skin and purple eyes and long, lanky legs. He's proficient in psionics, especially teleportation and displacement, but doesn't really know how to use them well. He's very withdrawn and autistic soft-spoken, and generally a kind soul, although a bit influencable. He also would have an 'enderwalk mode', but apart from stronger psionics and forgoing higher thought in favor of instincts and reactions, I don't know how it would work.

Tommy's a raccoon hybrid. By that I mean he has funky raccoon ears and can squeeze in very tight spaces. He's not on Tubbo's ship though, he's a petty thief and sometimes mercenary. He pretty much has DSMP characterization, especially during the Bedrock Bros arc.

Tubbo and Ranboo are crew of a space pirate ship (name forgotten), that has BBH as a captain, Skeppy, a little diamond man whose body powers a mech, as vice-captain/navigator, as well as Jack (some blaze hybrid/human torch deal) as artillery guy and Niki (amphibious but I don't remember beyond that) as a scout/physical fighter.

SBI (without Tommy) would be a famed mercenary trio, known for their ruthlessness and efficacy. Tommy has asked to join multiple times, to which Phil, Wilbur and Techno respectively said "No", "Fuck off, child" and "Tommy, get out of my cabin".

Phil is a bird guy, who's favorite way of killing is catching people with his talons and dropping them to the ground. <3 He's also married to Kristen, a giantess who runs a large and powerful mafia ring. Also, Schlatt works in the ring, he's a spider hybrid, with spider legs coming out of his back, like that one Spider-Man suit I think.

I think I envisioned the dream team as like, space cops or something, but I don't really like them anymore, so whatever-

I think that's all I can remember?? Maybe there was more, but I'd have to recover a bricked phone to get it, so that's not happening lol

[shrikeicee]

I WANT U ALL TO SEE THE POPPY PLAYTIME AU ME N @fivemetersofawesome HAVE BEEN MAKIN HERES A SUMMARY OF THE AU N SOME ART I DID UNDER THE CU T THIS WILL BE MESSY 

so tommys an orphan who used to be a part of the adopt-an-orphan program, except he didnt pass the tests and he wasnt turned into a toy. his foster parents didnt work out for him, so he went pack to the system. x amount of years later, hes 18, and he just got sent a letter from the workers of the playtime co factory. he goes “fuckit, what could go wrong," and he decides to make it a weekend.

so he gets there n solves the puzzle to get the grabpack, all that, and he sees ranboo pretending to be a statue. he grabpacks him in the face, grabs the key, and fucks off to the power room. insert power room puzzle stuff. tommy comes back out and ranboos gone.

at first, ranboos only there to observe, he doesnt plan on interacting with tommy at all, outside of the statue stunt. dream has other plans tho! he kidnapps tubbo (who is poppy and kind of helpless ngl), to get power over ranboo to get him to do stuff for him. said stuff includes protecting him from techno, who scraps anyone he doesnt like (maintenance costs, yaknow?), and to protect him from kristen, who will come for him if she doesnt stay entertained. theyre all fucked up and i love them. anyways. dream doesnt recognize tommy as his brother (they are brothers), so he pretends to be tubbo to lure tommy down to kristen so he can keep her off his back a little longer.

so tommy gets the other hand, gets to the make-a-friend section, and ranboo chases him further into the factory. dream gave very strict orders, dont kill tommy or tubbo dies as well, so ranboo end up getting injured when tommy drops the box and breaks the bridge, causing ranboo to fall. this was not part of dreams plan. dream is getting a little desperate here.

you might be wondering, why doesnt ranboo kill dream? well, dream keeps tubbo with him at all times, so if ranboo tries anything, tubbo dies. simple as that.

so tommy gets to the flower wall room and watches the tape about experiment 1006. what the fuck, anyways, he finds tubbo! his mouth doesnt move when he talks and hes always in a vent. thats weird.

so dream keeps tubbo from being able to talk by fucking with his servos and voice box, and basically puppets him to get tommy to do stuff and go deeper into the factory.

they get to that bigass hole in the ground, and dream is still puppeting tubbo, when he gets yanked down. enter: mumza! it looks like dream has been luring this poor worker to her, how fun! and what a cute little doll! she holds tubbo hostage while dream retreats away from her, at least she'll be occupied for a while. too bad ranboos gone.

mumza decides to make this a game! she'll give tommy the code to the train if he wins all three games! the first one goes fine, he meets aimsey, who is bunzo. the second one also goes fine. on the way to the third one, though, ranboo flips the switch and opens the door for him, and then... leaves? weird. he escapes from the third game, mumza goes off about his "cheating" and gets all pissy. she chases him for a bit, a very good game of hide and seek! until she gets caught in the grinder and is killed. a hand reaches under the door and drags her corpse away. hi techno!

while all this has been happening, techno found ranboo survived the fall! with major memory loss and  hand-to-eye coordination issues! techno helps him bandage up n get back up and running. ranboo doesnt remember dream kidnapping tubbo. dream doesnt know ranboo is alive. techno is HUNTING dream.

tubbo, finally having been fixed by mumza, gives tommy the final piece of the code and they have a wonderful chat until the train swerves into the daycare and crashes. turns out dream had hitched a ride on the back and changed the track towards the daycare, theyre techno fodder now baby!! probably! Techno is still Hunting. tubbo doesnt know what happened to ranboo and tommy doesnt wanna tell him.

thats the end of the plot so far! i have some more info i wanna share tho

-ranboo was forcefully muted by the scientists for being too chatty, asking too many questions, screaming too much. everyone else learned from his mistakes.

-dream vaguely remembers moments with tommy from his childhood, he just doesnt remember that it was tommy he was with.

-ranboo flinches when tommy grabpacks his face but tommy wasnt really paying attention so he saw the slight movement n thought "FUCK I BROKE IT" and ran.

-sam is pj puggapillar. for many legs reasons.

-techno has a sailor moon poster taped to the ceiling of his 'bed'. he stares at it before he falls asleep every night. techno has never watched sailor moon.

-tommy adopts some big ass vent spider. her name is Shroud.

-philzas alive, hes just severely damaged. technos trying to scavenge the parts to fix him and mumza spares him for this reason only.

-TUMBLR LET ME ADD MORE PICTURES I HAVE ART TO SHARE. anyways.

-phil killed wilbur cause he was getting all glitchy. the scientists would have scrapped him like they did with dream otherwise, look how he turned out! death is a better fate. dream finds this offensive.

-techno gets distracted whenever he sees anything shiny.

that is all ty, ill reblog with some more art

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[sbisbeloved2]

Trigger warnings for:

Swearing. (I know I said I was on break but I wanted to write this now I'll stop)

Phil had always thought of the tinies within his walls as his sons. It even worked better, as it turned out, because they were all siblings, as strange as it may seem. The two oldest were the twins, Wilbur and Techno. Wilbur seemed to enjoy music, as well as showing an interest in theatrics. Techno liked all of the books that Phil had, as well as being the more aggressive one. The youngest, Tommy, liked messing with Phil and his wife Kristen, as well as just genuinely being social. I guess one of them had to be.

He had found Wilbur first. The tiny had been looking for food in the kitchen when Phil had gotten home. He had meant to turn off his music before he walked in, but his arms had been full of groceries. The tiny had been mesmerized by the sounds that had came, and in turn, the tiny didn't move. Phil hadn't seen him until he had placed his groceries down. He noticed a strange shape out of his eye, so he turned towards it. There, in front of him, was a tiny person. The tiny had snapped out of their trance, finally spotting the human. He made a move to run, but tripped and fell on his face. Phil frowned, scooping them up within his hand, and grabbed a cracker out of the cabinet. He gave the cracker to the tiny, and scanned them over for any injuries, before placing them back down and letting them go with a smile.

He had gotten a visit from Tommy next a few days later. "Hey b*tch!" Phil turned around quickly, hearing the voice. He spotted a second tiny, one with blonde hair instead of brown. "Hello?" He questioned. Why were all of these tinies living in his house? Was his place an Airbnb for tinies or something? The tiny shivered, their confidence gone. It made sense, he had to have been at least 10 times their size. "Do you need something?" He spoke softly, not daring to move in fear of scaring the poor kid. "Could-could you possibly get some food for my brothers and I?" They stuttered, trembling like a leaf now. Phil smiled happily. "Gladly." He slowly got up, walking as softly as he could to hopefully avoid scaring them further. He approached the kitchen, grabbing a few crackers, and turning around. He didn't know how many people this tiny lived with, so he hoped five crackers are enough. He slowly approached them, as they stood trembling on the table. "Here you are mate." He smiled, setting the food down next to them and going back to the couch.

The next day three tinies approached him. The brown haired one, the yellow haired one, and a new pink haired one. "I'm cold." The blonde complained. "Now's not the time Tommy." The pink one muttered, probably hoping that Phil wouldn't hear it. "Can I help you boys?" Phil chirped. "Yeah, maybe you could leave us alone." The brunette hissed. Phil frowned in response. "All I did was give him the food that he asked for." That got a reaction out of the group. Tommy shuffled awkwardly, while the brunette turned to face him with a look of shock in his eyes. The pink one glared at Tommy first, and then at Phil. "You-you got food. From the bean. Even though we specifically told you not too?!" The brunette shouted at Tommy. Tommy, in turn, nodded. Phil frowned. "He meant no harm. Please don't get mad at him." Phil spoke softly. He hoped to resolve this conflict before Kristen came home. He noticed that the tinies were looking quite scared at this point. "Hey, I mean no harm, I don't want to hurt you."

Those were Phil's favorite memories of how he met his new sons. And now as he cradled them closely as they slept, he couldn't help the smile that covered his face. He just wanted them to know that he viewed them as his sons. As his family.

[frog-writes-for-fun]

I have a request!

Could you write a Royal AU Mumbo x Reader? Mumbo is a king/prince that's a really smart inventor and the Reader, one of Phil's and Kristin's children (them and techno being adopted), is really interested in redstone and makes small inventions.

Maybe there's a really big ball/party going on and Mumbo, not really wanting to participate, goes to explore the castle and finds the Reader in a library, sitting on the floor reading a book. He goes up to talk to them and they both start to bond and nerd out. Just a bunch of fluff with both of them starting to catch feelings :D

they/them pronouns, but the reader is a bit more to the masculine side (like wearing a suit instead of a dress and such)

Hello anon! Thanks for the request! I had fun writing this (Royal AU lets goooooo!).

Redstone Royalty

Royal!Mumbo Jumbo x gn!Reader (romantic)

Summary: When you sneak off from a party to work on your redstone, a visitor who might just be able to help finds you.

Warnings: I don’t think any warnings are needed here!

Part 2 here!

wYou were in your laboratory, working on a redstone circuit, when your younger brother Tommy burst in.

He was bouncing-off-the-walls excited for his birthday party that night. Phil, your adoptive father, had received word that the rulers of Boatem, a nearby kingdom, would be attending.

You were a bit annoyed with the redstone, so you were happy for the distraction. The redstone just… wasn’t working! It should be, based on your schematics, but it wasn’t!

Tommy’s interruption reminded you that you had to attend the party that night, something you weren’t thrilled for.

Since you were one of the royal children, nobles constantly tried to suck up to you.

You didn’t even have the worst of it, since you weren’t one of Phil and Kristen’s biological children. Everyone assumed Wilbur and Tommy were closer to the monarchs, and that you and your older brother Techno were a bit more distant.

It was still more than enough for you, and you took any opportunity to avoid social situations like the party that night.

You shared your plan with Techno when he helped you to make sure your suit was right. The two of you didn't know how to tie a tie, and you had plenty of time while pretending you had it to talk.

Once you’d put in the minimum social service, you snuck off to the library. Techno was invited to join you, but he wasn't able to escape the fawning courtiers.

You hoped to find something to help with your redstone among the books, and found something that seemed promising.

The door to the library creaked open. You jumped up from your relaxed position on the floor, prepared to face a guard or maid who’d come to find you. Instead, an unfamiliar man stood in the doorframe. He was very tall, with messy black hair but a perfectly straightened suit, and a well-groomed mustache sat just below his nose.

“Oh- I’m sorry, I just wanted to get away from the crowd for a bit.” He adjusted his tie, clearly a little awkward. “I guess I’ll just… go.”

“No, no! It’s fine if you stay. I had the same idea.” You offered a smile, and the man seemed to relax a hair.

“Ah. Also not a fan of these formal events then, I assume?”

You nod. “Too many people trying to kiss up to the royal family. Apparently I’m approachable- and to the sycophants that means easy prey. I’m y/n, by the way. They/them.”

Your mystery companion seemed to add something up in his head. “Oh! It’s lovely to meet you, your highness!” You grimaced at the title. “My name is Mumbo. He/him.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, but please, no need for the highness.” You smile up at him. “I thought the point of coming here was to get out of social situations.”

He returned your grin. “I suppose you’re right.”

You looked down at the book you still held. Secrets of Redstone, it read. Not the secrets you needed, apparently. “I don’t suppose you know anything about redstone, do you? I’m afraid my circuitry is a bit wonky.”

Looking up, you saw Mumbo grin. “You just so happen to be talking to Mumbo Jumbo, the redstone genius of Boatem. What happens to be the issue?”

Oh. This was the famous prince, well-known for his expertise with wires, signals, and especially piston doors. Your younger brother Tommy loved his work, and you’d seen and used a few of his designs in your own inventions.

“Well, I’m trying to hook up a piston door to both a button combination and daylight sensor, so it only opens when you have the right time and the right code, but I think something’s gone wrong in the wiring. The daylight sensor doesn’t seem to be working, and I’m not sure if it’s just faulty wiring, or if there’s something wrong with the gate, or in the code, or if I just have a system that doesn’t work. I tried to find the solution in this book, but all it suggests is adding a t flip-flop or hopper clock to adjust timing, and that’s not going to do what I want.”

“Hmmm… That is a problem.” Mumbo twirled the end of his mustache with one hand, the other planted firmly on his hip. “Could I see the system?”

“Of course.” You led Mumbo out of the library to the wing that held your laboratory. You pushed open the heavy door with your shoulder, instinctively reaching to flip the lever that turned on the lights. The room was relatively large, with boxes of redstone materials lining one of the walls. In the middle of the floor lay a complicated redstone circuit, the most distinguishable feature being a piston door attached to the rest of the contraption.

Mumbo stepped over to the device, leaning down to examine it closer. You stood back as he fiddled with a few wires, tracing their paths through the mechanism. You couldn’t help but admire the tall man as he rolled up his sleeves and got to work.

“Aha!” You jerked out of your thoughts as he let out a victorious noise.

“What is it?” You were excited to hear his thoughts.

He pointed to a section that combined the daylight sensor to the combination lock. “This is a NOT gate, when what you want is an AND gate. Instead of needing both the signals, the door will open when only one of them is present.”

Picking your way through the wiring, you saw that he was right. You facepalmed. “Ugh. I’m an idiot.”

Mumbo laughed. “No, the rest of this is really fantastic work! You really have a hand with redstone!”

The compliment made your face grow warm. “Thanks.” You made your way over to the chests of materials. “Do you want to help set the system right?” He nodded, and you handed him a few pieces when you returned to the faulty section of the redstone.

The two of you worked quickly, replacing the circuitry with the correct gate. Once you finished, Mumbo stepped back, a bit of redstone streaked in his hair from where he ran his hand through it. “That should do it!”

You smiled as you walked over to the panel of buttons that should now actually open the door. Inputting the correct order of presses, you waited with bated breath. After a beat and the flashing of redstone, pistons sounded off and your door opened.

“It works! Thank you Mumbo!” You bounded over to the tall man, initially planning on giving him a hug. As you approached, though, you slowed down, raising your hand for a high-five.

Mumbo seemed prepared for your high-speed hug, though, and pulled you close. When he pulled away, you could see a light flush across the bridge of his nose. You were sure you looked similar. “You’re welcome, y/n. It was a pleasure.”

A cough came from behind you, though it sounded suspiciously like a laugh. Spinning, the grinning face of your oldest brother came into view.

“Dad was wondering where you went, y/n. I said you’d probably be in your lab, and I was right!” Wilbur looked between you and Mumbo. “If you want, I can say I couldn’t find you, though.”

Your face was burning at this point. “No! No, it’s fine. Um.” You took a deep breath, then turned back to face Mumbo. “I guess I’ll see you around?”

His face was just as red as yours. “Yeah. See you around.”

You nodded. “Just close the door behind you when you’re done looking around.” Turning, you walked over to Wilbur, taking deep breaths to calm yourself as he led you back to the party. “So, the Boatem prince, huh?”

You smacked Wilbur’s shoulder. “Shut up! It’s- I don’t know if it’s like that!” Despite your indignant front, you were already hoping to see the tall redstone genius again soon.

[yogsandchaos]

To further elaborate because I know getting Philza to roleplay in any serious manner is uh, nearly impossible, here's how I would play it up

DreamXD having a lot of confrontations with Philza where Philza dismisses him or makes fun, the bathos is the point to show that Philza is not taking the threat seriously even when everyone else is like "bro??"

Start leaving weird messages in books for Philza, ideally secretly recruit Kristen to help with the wording which I don't think is impossible because Kristen seems to like being a little troll so this might be up her ally at least a bit, Philza will take this a bit more seriously perhaps because wife but still overall dismissive.

Ideally Technoblade should have some idea something is starting to go wrong, have him try and point out that maybe they should take that loser god a bit more seriously, after all, a god is kinda a government, maybe they should go kill god? Have weird things start happening to Techno because Techno goes hard and deeper into roleplay and would then rope Philza into it more.

Technoblade dies, yes I know, i know, but have his death be total absolute bullshit, something that shouldn't have counted, DreamXD takes revenge and takes away the only person Philza actually cares about. Ideally I'd want some parallels to doomsday, maybe Philza demands answers but gets himself quoted back to him, this should feel like Philza's doomsday equivalent.

Philza's upset but also he's basically the goddess of death's malewife, so while he was willing to let wilbur be in "timeout" still thinking that Kristen is in charge of the afterlife and wilbur is basically just grounded, he goes to contact her to be like "hey i think there was a mistake can I have my best friend back"

no response, he tries again, maybe the signal was too weak? it's been awhile and its a new server maybe it just needs a bit more power, he tries again, if you ever listened to The Adventure Zone it's like the scene where Kravitz desperately tries and fails to contact the Raven Queen.

DreamXD taunts him about his wife, maybe he shows Philza a vision of Techno and Wilbur in limbo, how Wilbur is suffering clawing at the walls, and I don't know what Techno's limbo would be, maybe being utterly deaf as he drowns in blood? I dunno that might be a bit much.

Philza now has a reason to engage as he tries to contact others for help because he's going to need a team for this, he realizes while the Syndicate is down to help, no one else trusts him and actively dislikes him. Philza has to come to an understanding with the people he's wronged.

Ideally Tubbo gets to have a few killer lines but also others like Jack or Eret, especially Eret honestly. Eret as the last remnant of an actual government even if his crown was hollow going "i will not give aid to someone who has never once actually given it but instead only brought more death"

Tommy is the one person who actually reaches back in a genuine way, because Tommy, betrayed and hurt by philza and techno a million times is still Tommy, he says he's just doing it to help wilbur, but he's lying he cares still about Techno and everyone. Tommy continues his symbolism of being the manifestation of L'manberg.

This bridges the gap and gets more of the server willing to help because dammit even if they say they hate him, Tommy is good at causing chain reactions because if Tommy's in then Quackity is in and if Quackity is in then Sapnap and Karl are in and it just spirals out. Reinforcing the idea that the heart of the server is the bonds people make. He doesn't have to be a main character beyond this for it I know people get a bit frustrated with always Tommy, but he is definitely a catalyst for Philza getting the server to at least hear him out. Though I feel with his connections to Techno and Wilbur he should probably be at least a prominent secondary character if not a main one.

From there we got puzzles and dramatic roleplay of uncovering the mystery of where the life system came from, why the afterlife is like this, where is kristen, and whats up with the revival book in the first place. Honestly this could have been very fitting as the final arc of the dream smp, you could tie a lot of stuff like the egg into it, have a lot of canon deaths and people entering the afterlife themselves.

Then by the end, everything is restored, the life system is abolished, all who died are returned, there's a heartfelt message about the power of bonds and community, a balance is struck between anarchy and democracy.

and it ends with everyone working together to repair the doomsday hole. L'manberg is gone, and it can never come back, but something new can now grow where it once was, the ground no longer salted, the bridge was burned but now it's being repaired even still.

Just to spitball perhaps a counsel is created, one of equal standing between all members, to ensure corruption is not held and and to oppose if another member becomes corrupt. The start of a new system. Techno is elected to it both as a show of how far he's come as well though he immediately throws all the responsibility onto Ranboo because he doesn't wanna do paperwork. Puffy can be elected onto it, I feel like Quackity thinks he's going to be but instead it's Slimecicle and he acts all upset but he's secretly really proud of Slime.

Then there's a party and Tommy puts on one of his disks and Techno is like "You know I didn't say this earlier because I didn't want to be rude, but man Mellohi really just sucks so bad, this is really the music disc you were willing to kill over? Mellohi Tommy??? I can understand Cat, but Mellohi??" and Tommy is like "AH C'MON" as everyone agrees that Mellohi is kind of a crappy disc actually

If there was one plot point I would explore with dsmp if i was allowed to change one thing it would be what the fucks going on with the afterlives and how that connects with philza being literally married to the goddess of death, like, limbo is so horrific in the dsmp, death is a horrible place and we never really get an answer to why or if its permanent or if they can move on or anything, the most we ever got was updates that yes, ghostbur is still in a hurt no comfort fic.

Which with a character so heavily linked to a goddess of death, feels like it should have been explored more! Like Philza why does your wife have your son in the fucked up torture train station afterlife? Can you not...do something about that? What's going on. Why are the ghosts separate entities from the actual dead souls? Why is everything about death so damn confusing?

Hell you could go full Ianite on it and have a whole arc about trying to find her to fix shit. Maybe you could actually do something with DreamXD for once. Maybe you could even incorporate how people have lives now when they didnt at the start into some like, disease or corruption. Death is so fucked up in the dream smp for like, no real narrative purpose besides more angst. They should have given Philza an arc of realizing something was seriously wrong with the concept of death here.

[coffia]

SBI Hogwarts AU ramblings!!

I'm in the process of writing a 5+1 Hogwarts au and I made notes for each of the SBI characters,,, here they are lmaoo

Phil: Magizoologist. pureblood

Was a Hufflepuff back in Hogwarts

He used to travel a lot for his research but decided to stay at home and tend to the kids when he got married to Kristin

During his years in hogwarts, a murder of crows would always find their way in his room. They would give him gifts and Phil would just accept it without question.

He took up Care for Magical Creatures but was also proficient in charms!

Since he doesn't travel that much, he has a sanctuary underneath their home, it wasn't unusual to see a magical creature running around their home

He cut ties with his parents after his last year, they were unsupportive of his career choice and had ancient wizarding ideologies- he was like NOPE and left

Doesn't really care as he lives with his lovely wife and chaotic sons

Man is getting gray hairs quickly because of the amount of stress his kids put him under

But he loves them regardless

Kristin: Head of the British Auror Office, Halfblood

WE CLAP SHE IS BADASS HERE

She used to be part of the American division before moving to the UK with Phil :))

She studied in Ilvermorny, part of Wampus house

Was a dueling champion back in her student years! People cower when they see her as their opponent

She met Phil during one of her cases in America.

Dark witches and wizards have stated just how intimidating Kristen is that they sometimes don't even fight. Thinking it'll be so much better and less the hassle.

The auror office became much more efficient once she took over

Many look to her to become the next head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement

There was an intruder once and tried to steal Tommy, from there she taught her kids self-defense because magic is useless once you knock them out!

Like Phil, she loves her kids and always make time for them- sometimes though she instigates the chaos.

Technoblade: Ravenclaw, Halfblood

The eldest and Wilbur's twin

A metamorphmagus, he changed a bit of his features while growing up so no one gets him and Wilbur mixed up

Permanently has pink hair, it's a lifestyle now

He's the top of his class, he inherited all the braincells leaving none for his brothers

Prefers a small social circle, lets Wilbur handle most social interaction

Was gifted a sword once by his parents

Depending on his mood, he sometimes doesn't bother with the chaos, puts the stop to it, or joins his brothers

His favorite subjects are DADA and Ancient Runes!

He would tell his brothers everything he knew about the stars when they were younger.

He may not act like it, but he is so fond of his siblings

Eventually head boy! and part of the quidditch team

Wilbur: Slytherin, Halfblood

Techno’s younger twin

People thought he had siren's blood but he's just a really persuasive

Sociable! He love to be around people but he cherishes the moments he's with people he considers closest to him

Used to whine how he and Techno didn't look the same anymore as he wanted to prank people

A musician! His parents gifted him a guitar and is never seen without it since.

He would play at the courtyard or great hall. Sometimes it was muggle songs he heard on the radio or pieces he had written himself

A bit arrogant and doesn't like to be wrong

Is not very good with combat spells but he's excellent in potions!

Takes up muggle studies because he finds it fascinating, would ramble to Tommy about everything he's learned.

Met a Siren who tried to attack him once, Techno and Tommy would tease him about finally finding a girlfriend.

He's a bit protective over his siblings (sometimes too much)

Eventually head boy!

Tommy: Hufflepuff, Muggleborn

He was adopted by the Craft family after his bio parents died in a car accident.

They were good friends with Kristen and Phil so they took him in without a problem

Everyone (including his family) thought he was going to be sorted in Gryffindor but he ended up in Hufflepuff.

Tommy was more than happy to be in the same house as his dad was

Enjoys Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures. It's his best subjects and used to help his dad in making sure all the creatures there were fed.

Has a pet niffler named Clementine! He sneaked her in the castle during his first year

Hot headed and loud that it gets him into trouble most of the time

Plays Quidditch to be like Techno!

He and Wilbur are partners in crime as Tommy provided the ingredients for whatever potion Wilbur wanted to make

Loyal to a fault! Man loves his family and friends even if it kills him

I have SOOO much drafts on the works rn not sure where to start lmao. But I love me some magical sbi stuff. Also,,, yes Tommy is a hufflepuff- it all started when people were making greenhouse!Tommy headcanons on twitter so here we are lmao. I'll probably try to make small prompts here if ever ahaha

[dumbazzsz]

Im sorry I'm having more thoughts- Less focused on the story and more worldbuilding kinda.

I'm always interested in the way God/ gods are portrayed in stories. I'm religious myself so that probably also plays some role in it, but I don't see "Gods" in stories or fics as a "God". My of 'God' is an absolute, unflawed being. Typically in stories, God's have a certain 'role' or 'job/classification/thing' that they rule over, and are also usually flawed in some way so in my eyes they feel more like demigods in a way.

I like to think of them as general managers in a way if that makes sense, who have their own jurisdictions, and with it limitations. You also can't really call them another species because they're in an entirely different plane of existence. They have no actual body in the world, unlike angels or demons, but they can manifest themselves in a way for them to be physically present. So, some of them rule over a 'concept', for example a God of War, others are simply the God of a group of people or an area, such as a hypothetical 'Earth's God'.

(I have some other au ideas that revolve around this concept of gods hehe)

Anyways, in this particular au, after Phil falls you KNOW that is a perfect place to put some religious trauma cuz OHHHH BOY. I imagine he'd been extremely devout in the early periods of his life, but slowly starts to doubt himself after he grows older, more open minded and strats truly seeing whats happening around him. Even before his fall you know he was questioning the morality of his people and what they were taught and made to be like. But even when he realises that all of what he knew was wrong, theres still that part of him that aches to be with his brethren- its his very nature, after all. And then afterwards, being abandoned and condemned, separated from the one he was created to worship? There's a book titled "Hell is the absence of God" and that actually fits really well with (some) religious beliefs. how he felt, and how guilty he feels if given the chance, he would make the same choice he did a thousand times over.

But slowly, over the course of time, with techno, with tommy he starts to heal and break off from that mindset. Him and techno both but I've not thought that far yet lol.

Uhh one more thing. We love our Kristen here, obviously, out beloved godess of death. Over the course of his development, Phil does become her believer yesyes that is a given. But she's different. It wouldn't really fit with how I see gods in stories. God's do have different power levels based on their domain and authority, and so obviously 'death' and 'life' would be at the top, the strongest no? That I'd essentially correct and not correct at the same time. They both have equal power that is leagues above any other god, but they're not actually gods. They're more like 'concepts' in a way, something close to a true god but not exactly. It's kind of like Minecrafts cannon 'Universe'. I'm not too caught up on my minecraft lore but I'm pretty sure it's a thing and I've seen it be portrayed (VERY NICELY too) in some fics (i might be misremembering but i think there's a great emduo one called something along the lines of 'the greatest adventure' that sprinkles that lore in). Basically, you know after you kill the ender dragon and there's the dialogue and the poem? They're that.

Sentient but not. Everywhere but nowhere. Alive and dead. All powerful and weak. All encompassing. They are the very foundations of the world, the 'concepts' that allow existence to, well, exist.

(This all started because of that one 'Phil worships on his knees' post I KNOW U FUCKIN SAW IT LOL)

Techza au where Technoblade is a hunter of demons. He rids the world from fowl, evil creatures. He sends them back to where they should have never left - hell.

However... he himself is a half-demon. And he hates it. He hates *himself*.

So he is shocked when one night he mets a fallen angel and his companion... A small, defenseless demon baby. And he gets conflicted, because all his life he had heard that demons were monsters, heartless and their very nature was sinful and yet that demon - that *baby* - was everything but that.

He makes an ally out of the angel - Phil - because suddenly, there are a lot more creatures going after both him and the baby then they had first thought.

And maybe... Maybe Techno would slowly start seeing the world in a new light. A better one.

[soft--dragon]

Of Bothers And Brothers

This was written for my dear friend Candle who's birthday was last week! Hope you guys enjoy ^^

Word Count: 2,834

Warnings: None

This is a SFW tickle fic, if you don’t like that then don’t read :)

Don’t get Techno wrong, he dearly loved his dumb internet friends. The small family he was a part of; the Sleepy Bois Inc, was something he appreciated deeply. Phil, a close friend, Tommy, a lovable little brother, and Wilbur? Really getting on his nerves right now.

He’d come to the UK to visit his internet family and friends, and was living at Phil's because the man refused to let him stay in a motel.

"Why waste money when you can just reinforce the family dynamic? Besides, Kristen would kill me if you didn't stay here, she's been looking forward to meeting you."

His words warmed Techno inside and out, Phil cooing at his glowing flush over discord as he tried to reply coherently. It was useless. He'd given in, only because Kristen was terrifying when she wanted to be. Phil was probably half joking about dying to her hand.

Besides he'd been wanting to bully Phil alongside his wife for ages now. Who was he to pass up the opportunity?

Now though, he truly wished he'd picked the motel. Wilbur and Tommy had come to stay at Phil's too, both incredibly eager to meet their fellow brother at last.

Tommy had latched onto him like a koala after Techno reassured him he didn't mind the contact. Wilbur, after getting his fair share of 'Techno Hugs', then settled on seeing how far he could push Techno's patience.

The American was kicked back on the couch, Tommy still coiled around him like a loving snake. Phil was on another chair with Kristen beside him, watching as Wilbur practically jumped up and down as he ranted about games he could best Techno in.

"Just Dance! Come on, no way you could be good at that!"

"I hold the best record in my household Wil, no one's ever beaten me and you won't be the first."

"He's right mate, he sent me photos of his high score, don't even try it" Phil called from beside Kristen.

Wilbur huffed but trusted Phil's word so he looked back to Techno with a calculating gaze. "Wii Sports, you and me, tennis, baseball, golf?"

Techno yawned obnoxiously, making Tommy giggle as he rose and fell with Techno's chest. "My entire childhood Wilbur, I'm more experienced than you by a long shot, I was a recluse for years, what do you think I did in that time?"

Wilbur grumbled, taking his word for it as he scrambled for other ideas. "Uh, Mario Kart! I could totally kick your ass at Mario Kart! Phil has actual steering wheels for it!"

"I'm the champion at racing games Wil, I bet Minecraft with a steering wheel, get on my level" Techno drawled, giving Tommy a fist bump when the boy raised his fist with a grin.

Wilbur growled much to their amusement, pacing a bit as he tried to come up with something he could win against the American. Techno allowed his gaze to drop down to Tommy who was leaning more and more heavily into his side.

"Getting tired Toms?" He muttered quietly, his voice going softer instinctively. Growing up with siblings taught you some things.

Tommy hummed, eyelashes fluttering a little in sleepy blinks. "I can move if you want…?"

Techno gently scratched at Tommy's scalp, smiling when the teenager practically melted into his side. "Nah, you're okay-"

"I bet I could beat you in an actual fight!"

That caught Techno's attention. He flicked his gaze up and raised a brow at Wilbur who was standing steady in front of him. "Really?" He asked.

Wilbur nodded. "Undoubtedly."

Techno levelled Wilbur with a deadpan look, then dropped his eyes down to Tommy who was watching tiredly. “Tommy.”

The blonde blinked a little at the American, giving a hum of question.

“Mind sitting up for me please? Your big brother has to go deal with this nerd.”

Tommy giggled and eased himself off of his friend's side, Techno ruffling his hair in passing as he stood up from the couch. Wilbur immediately broke into a grin at Techno's compliance, lifting his fists into a fighting position.

“Ohhhhh, let’s go pig man!” He cheered, “show me what your gamer-man arms can do!”

Techno smirked and cracked his knuckles, making a show of shaking his hands out and rearing up to fight. “You really wanna go Soot? Think you could handle this guy?”

Wilbur jumped from side to side, a playful glint dancing in his eyes. “Hell yeah, come at me, come face the Wilbur!”

“Oh god, not the Wilbur!” Techno gasped in mock horror, stumbling back a bit to add to the act. If anything, it only egged Wilbur on more.

“Yeah! The Wilbur! You’re gonna get it now!”

Phil sighed heavily, rubbing a hand over his face in exasperated fondness while Kristen cheered from beside him. “Get his ass Techno!”

Wilbur gaped at Kristen, a mock offended look on his face as he briefly lowered his arms. “What the heck Mumza?! I thought you were on my side?!”

Looking away was his worst mistake. Techno took the opportunity to lunge for Wilbur, wrapping his arms around his waist and taking them both to the floor. A shriek left Wilbur’s mouth as he hit the ground, squabbling with Techno with yelps of protest as he smacked at Techno’s hands that were trying to pin him down.

“Yeahhh! Get em Tech!”

“Please don’t break anything!”

“Come on Techno! Take him down!”

Techno grinned at the yells behind him, managing to nab one of Wilbur’s flailing wrists and force it to the floor. The brunette screeched, his other hand coming up to push at Techno’s face, laughter started to tumble out of him.

“Yohou dihick! Lehemme uhup!”

“Stay dohown, crihime boy!” Techno’s deep chuckles followed Wilbur’s, his laughter was incredibly infectious.

“Mahahake mehe!” Wilbur playfully growled back, pressing his hand firmer against Techno’s cheek to force his head up more.

Techno’s spare hand went to shove at Wilbur's shoulder, but due to his blindness with the man forcing his head away, he missed the mark and his fingers grazed Wilbur’s armpit. Wilbur squealed, ripping his hand down and curling away from Techno. The room was deathly silent for a long while. Enough time passed for Wilbur to hesitantly lift his head from where he’d pressed it to the floor. He wished he hadn't looked.

Techno was grinning at him with half lidded eyes, a calculating look in the brown irises. Wilbur subconsciously curled his shoulders in with an anticipating smile, nerves in his eyes. “W-What? What is it?”

“Hmm, n’thing” Techno hummed, “just noticed a little something interesting about my younger brother is all.”

“B-By three minutes-”

“Yes yes, only by three minutes” Techno snickered then proceeded to use a finger to drag down Wilbur’s pinned arm.

Wilbur gasped and shoved Techno’s hand away, a squeak leaving his lips. “T-Tehech- Techno no” he tried to growl, but it was more of a high pitched yelp. Techno chuckled again, snatching up Wilbur's free hand and pinning it alongside his other one. “Oh now this is very interesting. Phil? Toms? Kristen? Did you know about this?”

Phil chuckled from the couch. “Yeah, his knees are the worst, his hips as well.”

Wilbur gave a choked sound, staring at the man in horror. “Phil!”

“Although if you use your nails on his neck he gets really, really giggly” Kristen added.

“Kristen what-?!”

“Oh, oh, and also if you claw at his ribs or stomach he’ll squeal” Tommy perked up from the couch.

The brunette was flushed pink, a rush of stuttering words tumbling from his lips. “What- no no- Tech don’t listen to them-”

Techno grinned, "nah, I think I will."

He brought a hand down to gently skitter his nails underneath Wilbur's jaw, eyes lighting up when the man immediately clamped his eyes shut and pursed his lips, a wide smile breaking out across his face.

"Come on Wil" he coaxed, "lemme hear your laughter~"

Wilbur stubbornly shook his head, cracking an eye open to glare at the man.

“Oh? Trying to hold it in aye?” Techno hummed, grinning at Wilbur who was fighting for his life to keep it together. "I grew up with siblings Wil, I could do this aaaall day~"

His nails brushed over Wilbur's collarbone, grinning at the squeak that was produced though the man tried to muffle it.

"I wonder how long you could handle this for" Techno thought out loud, making sure to keep his touch featherlight to keep Wilbur on edge. "Such one finger hmm? Let's start with that."

He slowly dragged his index finger along Wilbur's exposed arm, slow and steady but unbearable. Wilbur was squirming against the soft sensation, but still keeping his mouth shut.

"No? You can handle one? Alright then, two it is~"

To Wilbur's horror, Techno brought his hand back up and used both his index and middle fingers to drag down his arm again, occasionally wiggling them the barest margin.

"Tktktktktktktk~" Techno whispered into Wilbur's ear, adding a third finger without warning and repeating his process. "Oohh, I see your smile getting bigger, I think he's gonna breeaaak~"

Wilbur then burst into high pitched giggles, his laughter strangely like a hyenas as he tried to push his red face into his arm. "T-Tehehech!"

"And he's gone ladies and gentlemen!" Phil called like an announcer from the couch, gaining laughter from Tommy and Kristen and a fond eye roll from Techno.

"Alright then Sooty" the American turned all his attention onto the man before him. "Let's really get you laughing hmm?"

With that, he used Tommy's advice and began to claw at Wilbur's ribs. The man was thrown into bouts of laughter, loud cackles that were bouncy and happy. Though he shook his head and protested through his mirth, his eyes were shining with genuine joy. Whether it be from messing around with Techno for the first time in real life or from the tickling, Techno didn't know. He wasn't sure which one was more endearing.

Wilbur managed to yank an arm out but all it did was flop uselessly on the ground, Wilbur too caught up in his laughter to realise he'd freed one of his limbs. Techno snorted, scribbling over Wilbur's stomach quickly.

"Never knew you could laugh like this Will, kinda cute honestly~"

"Fuhuck- fuhuck ohohohoff!" Wilbur whined, kicking his heels into the ground as he giggled.

Techno grinned, taking his hands from Wilbur’s stomach and turned to Phil. “Hey old man, anywhere else I should try?” he started to ask when sudden rapid squeezing to his right side made him jolt away with a yelp. “AHAHahaye! Whahat-?”

Wilbur managed to snag the opportunity and locked his legs around Techno, forcing him to roll over onto his back. Wilbur shot up, pinning Techno down as he panted breathlessly from his laughter but his grin was smug. "Mihiy tuhurn bitch!"

He immediately started scribbling at Techno's lower back and side ruthlessly, not leaving a single ticklish stone unturned. The American broke into high laughter much to the surprise of the other occupants in the room, his bubbly giggles squeaking and hiccuping as he tried to push out protests.

“W-WAhahahit! WihihIHIHIHIL OHOHohoh gohohods-! H-Hahahahang ohohon!” He gasped, attempting to roll onto his back but Wilbur kept him down, starting to scratch at Techno’s sensitive flank.

Techno shrieked at the sudden change of tactics, squirming against the sensations desperately as he laughed. “WIHIHIHIL!”

“Told you I could win Tech! I told you! Never challenge the Wilbur!” Wilbur crowed, skittering his nails against the soft skin and cackling when Techno bucked with a squeal.

“WIHIHIHILL! NOhohohoho plehehEHEHAHAHAHA-” His words were lost in his laughter that he desperately tried to push down so he could fight back. It was useless however, because Wilbur dropped his head and blew a raspberry onto where his back met his sides.

Techno dropped like a sack of bricks, pushing his face into his arms to try and muffle the uncharacteristic cackles spilling free.

“Awwwww!” Phil fawned from the couch, quickly followed by Kristen’s adoring coos beside him. It made Techno’s ears burn red and smile widen.

“Oh my god! He’s blushing guys! He’s blushing, oh my god!” Wilbur gasped happily, slipping his fingers in the exposed space between Techno and the floor to skitter across his belly.

A yelp left Techno’s lips as he tried flattening himself to the floor in an attempt to block the man’s fingers, but it only pressed them into his stomach more. Wilbur giggled to himself when the American squealed and tried to smack away his arm.

“Something wrong Techie? You’re quite giggly there~” Wilbur hummed, pinching up and down Techno’s ribs, occasionally kneading in the spaces between the bones.

“Wilbur try his shoulder blades” Tommy spoke sleepily from the couch, lying on his side and watching with a grin.

Techno gave an indignant squawk that dissolved into a squeaky hiccup as Wilbur followed Tommy’s advice and scratched at the bones.

Wilbur grinned at the reaction, lifting his eyes to the blonde. “Good call Toms!”

Tommy smirked. “It works on you, figured it would be the same for your twin.”

“Oh fuck off.”

Phil cackled, leaning back and sharing a grin with Kristen. “Wilbur, you’re gonna kill Techno at this rate.”

“Nahhhh, he’ll be fine” Wilbur shrugged, dropping his head again to blow a mini raspberry into Techno’s shoulder blades and grinning when Techno frantically smacked the ground in fits of laughter.

Phil snickered fondly, lifting a brow. “You sure? Dunno how we’re gonna explain to his parents you accidentally murdered their son.”

Wilbur paused for a moment, screwing up his nose in thought. It allowed Techno to gain his breath and melt into the floor. He was a mess. His hair was mussed up from frantically shaking his head, his blush had taken over his whole face, and he had a smile so big it made his eyes squint.

“That’s a fair point” Wilbur hummed eventually, getting off at the American and sitting back on his hands with a mischievous giggle.

“You good Tech?” Kristen asked with an amused laugh.

The man let a breath that shook with leftover giggles. “Yehehah….yehehah I’m good” Techno grumbled, sitting up from the floor to glare at Wilbur who was smirking at him.

“Admit it Techno” he grinned, “admit that I won.”

Techno raised a brow at him, half tempted to stuff the brunette into a headlock and give him an aggressive noogie. On the other hand however...the three other occupants of the room did give him some helpful insight to Wilbur’s sensitivity.

“...Wilbur,” Techno spoke dangerously, glaring at his ‘twin’ playfully, “I refuse to admit defeat so early.”

He lunged at Wilbur without warning, taking amusement from the high pitched yell from the brunette as the man’s weight took him down to the floor again. He immediately struggled to fight back, knowing the second he let Techno get the upper hand, he was screwed.

Techno however, didn’t mind playing dirty.

He latched onto Wilbur’s hip and squeezed quickly, smirking when the brunette immediately fell back with a screech. Techno then quickly pinned his legs by sitting on them and squeezed at his knees with no mercy.

Wilbur, known to be very classy and elegant in his day to day life, honest to god arched off the floor with a scream. He was a frantic mess of babbling words and hysteric laughter. He attempted to sit up on an arm to fight back but his laughter had weakened his movements considerably. He’d never been able to handle his knees being tickled.

“TEHEHEHECH! TEHEHECHNOHOHOHO!” Wilbur shrieked, feebly smacking at Techno’s shoulders in the midst of his cackles.

The American grinned, wide and playful. "Admit it!" he challenged loudly.

"NEHEHEVER!"

Techno dropped a hand underneath one of Wilbur's knees to scribble against the sensitive skin, chuckling when Wilbur kicked frantically but couldn't move his hands.

"TEHEHEHECH!" Wilbur held his stomach as he pounded a fist into the floor, his flush practically glowing.

Techno only laughed. "Admit defeat Soot!"

Wilbur shook his head desperately, trying to withstand the fireworks of sensation tingling all across his knees but it was all he could focus on. Techno then leaned his weight away so he could lift up Wilbur's leg, raking his nails up and down the underside in an endless pattern. Wilbur had tears pricking his eyes before he finally cracked.

"YOHOHOU WIHIHIN! YOHOHOU WIHIHIN TEHEHECH!"

Techno cackled, thankfully easing up on the tickling and dropping Wilbur’s leg, looking over his shoulder at Wilbur who was flushed bright red with a wide grin splitting his face. He wheezed out a laugh, smacking Techno’s shoulder once more before collapsing onto his back in fits of giggles.

“Soooo, what was that you said Wil? You could beat me in a fight? Isn't that what you told me?”

Wilbur smacked him on the back weakly, a giggly whine pulling from his throat. “Yohou’re soho mehehean!”

Techno snorted. “L,” he said simply.

[soft-boi-eli]

OMG CAN I REQUEST CC!PHILZA INTRODUCING HIS ADOPTED EMO CHILD TO THE REST OF THE SBI/DSMP

Gender neutral pls they/them

Of course! I've been having a bit of shortages on ideas. So this is so fucking welcomed.

Anyways

Father CC!Philza x Emo! Reader

Pronouns:they/them

Summary:your old parents gave you up as a teen, overflowing you with emotions, causing depression, mood swings, and quite a bit of anxiety. When you got adopted by a man and a lady,both seemingly very kind and understanding. You felt happy. They didnt expect the sleepy bois to come and visit so soon.

Tw:anxiety attacks, mention of depression, loving clothes (not a tw but damn I sometimes miss my old fashion sense.), mention of trauma, swearing!

A huge new family

They dont blame their biological family. They knew that they were being overwhelming. Slowly shifting into a state of mind where fluffy black and colored hair was their favorite. Their outfits became more extravagant and their makeup took a turn for the darker. But they didnt have to put them up for adoption.

About a year in and out of foster families, a few months in an orphanage, then one more foster family. It was official. They were the new child of philza.

Your life got better. Both of them accepted your choice of clothes and makeup, even supported it!

They helped with everything in the first few weeks. Giving you space, letting you know that they were there. But you nor phil knew that three boys were heading down to visit.

So when you answered the door to see three faces demanding philza minecraft and one just looking awkward. They were also changing about him coming and join them you felt panic flood through you. Slamming the door on their face you held near your chest.

Your uneven breathing was heard by your father and he was quick to scoop you away from the door and have kristin answer the door.

He was sitting next to you hand lightly rubbing your shoulder and he guided you through the panic attack. "That's it. In through the nose. Hold it for a few second. Breathe out." His voice was calm.

It took less time to calm you down then you've ever had. "There ya go mate. Just keep breathing." He kept coaching you through you panic attack.

Kristen let the four in with their promise of keeping calm. Your shaking form brought major concern to the two older ones and confusion to the two younger ones. "(Y/n) I want to introduce you to the four behind us. Technoblade, wilbur, tommy, and tubbo. They are really good friends of mine." Nodding lightly you sat there, not wanting to turn because if you did the panic would strike harder. Remembering what happened before you parents left you.

A huge group of people basically shunned your for your choices and didnt want to take you in because 'trash like you' wasnt accepted in the family. But these two were different. Supporting you with your choices. How different were their friends? "Hey I think you shirt is cool! Who's on it?" A slightly hyper voice broke through the silence. " black veil brides." It was quite but a start. "Cool! So their a band right? What kind of songs?" The brown haired teen was trying to communicate with you. "Uhm. Rock." It had started small but you opened up to the teens. They were about you age and they didnt bash what you decided to like. The two older ones hung out with phil and Kristen. You three hung out in your room which was kind of softer then your appearance. It was to reflect a bit deeper into you. Bookshelves, a desk, reading corner, and a bed. Not fully knowing what to put in there.

But you, tommy, and tubbo were almost the best of friends when they had to leave. Techno and Wilbur it took a bit. After the two teens left you had came out of your room, no makeup, hair had all products removed, and your clothes changed from Jean's and a black veiled brides shirt to a black tee shirt, grey sweat pants, with a book in hand.

Before sleeping you just chilled in the living room, reading while basking in the presence of your adoptive parents. You did not expect wilbur and techno to still be there.

Plopping down on the couch next to phil you opened your book and tried to zone out, to get engulfed into the book. Nope. Two sets of eyes just watching you.

"So you like poems?" The book you were reading was a massive collection of poems. Looking up to the two on the couch you nodded lightly.

Looking back down you felt nervous. "Small talk is awkward." Looking up to the brown haired guy with an American accent you nodded. "Same." Once more you looked down at your book. You already had issues focusing but you tried to work though it. "What kind of poems are you favorite?" You sat there for a second. Trying to think of something that catches your attention.

"Mainly ones about trauma. It reminds me I'm not the only one in the word that went through something I have. It just makes it more interesting when I can relate." It was true. Sometimes the poems you liked ring a little to close to home.

"Good choice. It does really intrigue the audience when they can relate." Nodding you closed your book. "Especially when you relate. It's a must for me. Other wise I get turned away from it and just cant focus. But if I like it then I am just dead set on that poem."

You and techno bonded over poems and wilbur brought up some songs. "So what is you song preference?" "Hollywood undead, black veil brides, other then that its random. If I like the song it's in my playlist." With no other preferences with music other then it had to sound good to you there was honestly no judgement for other people's taste in music. There were little treasures from almost all genres.

For a while you talked about poems and songs. It honestly helped you feel safer with them. They didnt care about what you found intriguing. Or why. You even went on a rant and there was no care. They just listened.

But sadly they had to leave. Bit they promised that they would visit more. They were like the brothers you never had.

"So I see that you were able to talk to all of them." Nodding to your father figure you smiled "they were nice. Honestly. I cant wait to see them again."

He found joy in you wanting to hang out with his friends/technically children too.

Now meet the rest of the dream smp. It was very fast. Meeting almost all of them at the same time.

Phil was streaming and no one except for the sleepy bois knew about you. So you walked into his stream, book in hand and sat on the couch behind his set up. You liked having another person on the room. You just hated being alone. It gave you really bad thoughts. "Who's that behind you phil?" A random donation read out. Phil looking behind himself saw you in the corner reading and you normally did. "Ah that's my child. They like to have company. So sometimes they come in here to read." "Wait you have a child?! Since when?" The voice made you jump. Your book fell out of your hands and you looked at your father's screen. A green man with a weird white blob for a skin on minecraft. "Yeah. I took a break to pick them up from the orphanage." All hell broke loose. You ran while phil answered questions. You were not dealing with that. No way. Nuh uh. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Not today satan. It took phil bribing you with a trip to hot topic to get you to come back in. I mean hey you get to score a few shirts and hats. Might as well.

Meeting the server wasbt too bad. But the questions were weird. You didnt answer the ones you were uncomfortable about and they didnt care. Your boundries were up. And when tommy, tubbo, willbur, and techno revealed they knew of you they were yelled at. It was funny. Watching people say they should of said something. But it resulted in alot of compliments and Phil's chat loving you.

You were now the older sibling of the chat. Why? Cause chat said so.

When you come in from now on the chat is chanting for you. Just "(y/n)!" Over and over.

Your life? Crazy. But it became a bit better after you were living with your new parents. It was heaven.

I'm sorry if its awkward I'm not good at introductions. And I am tis but a sleep deprived human. I need sleep and so do you have a nice day and once more I'm sorry if this isnt up to what you wanted.

[greenbeany]

OH MY GOD IM SO ABNORMAL ABOUT THEM OKOKOKOKOK

SO FIRST my first thought was something along the lines of Quackity as Jack (Ash worked better as Quackity when Wil was Jack because of his deal with techno as yassen too) but I also really like him as ash but I'm ALSO growing a soft spot for him as Mrs Jones. I've decided to ignore that soft spot because it messes up too much that already exists.

So outside of that I think CHARLIE is definitely the best for Tommy brother, especially given all the current stuff they have going on irl very brotherly. So au wise, and with Q as ash, completely makes sense. In my head Schlatt is all of the scorpia members. Maybe Sarov. Maybe just rothman. Idk if he's smart enough to be three. We could always scrap dream and have Schlatt as blunt but I'm really having to remove my personal hate boner for a lot of CCS from the equation here

I REALLY like Sam as smithers. I can't explain it it just works.

Techno, Phil and Kristen have this great dynamic where they're all supposed to be canonically dead and then they all... Like... Forgot to die. But also in my head Kristen as Ian is like Helen replacing Ian instead of them being brothers.

Anyway Molly Melinks as Sabina. Feel like this makes sense. I also have half a mind to start adding life series characters into the mix, Scott smajor the evil supervillain and his silly little video game, 'minecraft championship'. It will change the world and definitely isn't a cover up for an evil ploy. Martyn InTheLittleWood, conveniently looks just like Tommy's dad Philza, Tommy looks just like his dead son naturally. Sarov trying to induct Alex into his family. Etho and his mansion in Russia where he holds young Techno hostage. This just makes sense to me

LILLY THE ALEX RIDER DSMP AU. IT'S OVERTAKEN MY BRAIN. THE NEW SERIES. TALK TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

Oh hi Bean!!! :D

LOL I have not watched s3 yet but I saw you brainrotting, I'm assuming it was great!👍

Okay okay okay so!!! Brief recap bc I need to refresh my memory:

Tommy as Alex, Techno as Yassen, Uhhhhh Phil as John and Kristin as Ian I think???

Dream as "a younger, greener Blunt" to quote myself, uhhh I think Mrs. Jones was Puffy?????

Jack Niki Sapnap Eret as K-Unit/K-Squad! Code names Thunder, Arson, Animal Abuse, and Tax Fraud!!!😃 (I believe Tommy was Drug Abuse lol)

Quackity as Ash, Hannah and Punz as [Point Blanc] with Purpled & Enderboo as two of the clones, Ranboo Aimsey and Eryn as the [PB] kids, with Ranboo(in the role of Kyra) later transferring to Tommy and Tubbo's school. Kyranboo pog!

Tubbo was Tom!! As he should be!!!

Uhhh okay I think that's about as far as we got???

AR!Wilbur was Jack(the Starbright variety not the Manifold variety) but I think we might want to change that particular bit...😅 I suggest Charlie or Schlatt!! If it's Schlatt then Tubbo could also be Tommy's pseudo-brother?? Yknow since Schlatt is usually Tubbo's dad in these things. Charlie would be funnier though, considering Ash and Jack canonically went on a few dates in AR.

"Oh yeah Quackity from Las Nevadas, we f*cked a few times!" "Charlie-" "He made real nice noises when-" "CHARLIE STOP-"

Awesamdad would be nice too, but I think Sam was Smithers??? Or maybe it was Foolish, idk.

Uuuuhhhh Point Blanc!! Still needs a name!!! It's just Hannah and Punz (+Purpled) so... uh.

....Academy Bedwars????

idk what to call them OTL, I'm saving Skephalo/Eggpire for Scorpia, I can't call PB the Eggpire...

Uuuuhhhh anyway!! Bedrock Bros bc we love Bedrock Bros in this house!!! Phil got discovered/fought his prodigy/got betrayed a little later than John did in AR canon, so Techno met baby Tommy a few times. Tommy's blue sweater coming from Techno was what we agreed on I think!

Anyway even though Techno felt betrayed by Phil being a spy, I think his feelings are a little different than Yassen. With Yassen it was pretty complicated, with him already being committed to Scorpia/the morally grey(like, really really dark grey) side, still being grateful to John for saving his life, etc. Meanwhile Techno would betray the Eggpire for one corn chip- if said corn chip was Phil. He was just angry Phil never told him.

"You're a spy????" "Techno I can explain-*" "AND YOU WEREN'T GONNA TAKE ME WITH YOU???!?!!! I thought we were a team, smh! S M f*cking H!!!"

(*: he cannot)

Anyway after Phil "dies"(I don't think he's actually dead, I feel like a major deviation from AR canon is bound to happen sometime and I think Phil returning would be an important plot point), Techno just. Stays with the Eggpire. He doesn't know how to contact MI6 anyway, and he doesn't really see the point when Phil isn't gonna be there. Also, staying with the Eggpire means he can keep an eye out for Phil's remaining family, so that's what he does till one day he sees Tommy(Techno had been keeping track of him so he knows what Tommy looks like, but the kid looks exactly like Phil anyway) in a... rich kid boarding school?? And he's going by Tommy Outit(/ref)??? Bruh???

Tommy, of course does NOT recognize Techno and he's like Why is that guy looking at me like he recognizes me. Meanwhile Techno is bluescreening bc Hey. Hey Kristin? Why is your son doing spy work? Kristin???

...

Okay Imma pass the baton onto you now, feel free to add on lol.

-Lilly xx

[theghostofblackbunnymask]

Can I request some Dream with y11, a8 and a10...?

Author's note- This was based on a dream I had with yandere dream, and as always, sleepy bois inc family is canon in this story, and Y/N is the second youngest, older than Tommy but younger than the twins Techno and Wilbur. Also, Mumza is in here, I don't see her in a lot of fanfics that included the SBI family dynamic.

Author's note 2- The first half of this fic is mainly SBI fluff, then the rest will be Dream x Reader

Author's note- this isn't the best but I tried, wasn't in the best mind space when I wrote this.

Warnings- Implied Abuse, Kidnapping, Gaslighting (?)

Yandere Dream x Reader

Y/N banged on Techno's door, their legs being close to giving up due to exhaustion. Techno yawned as his walked towards the door with an axe in hand, his hair covering most of his face, it was around 2 AM when Y/N knocked on his door. Techno opened the door and saw Y/N looking at him with despair, wearing nothing but a T-shirt that wasn't their's, and they had a black eye.

"Y/N?" Techno asked, since he hasn't seen his little sibling in years.

"Techno... Let me in, please..." Y/N said, barely being able to speak before they collapsed, and everything going black.

The next morning...

Y/N woke up in their old bedroom, the entire room looking like it hasn't been touched in years. Touching their face, they felt bandages covering their left eye. Tommy walked into the room holding a plate of pancakes and bacon. Looking up, Tommy almost dropped it the moment he saw Y/N.

"Y-Y/N..." Tommy said.

"Hey Tommy..." Y/N said, giving him a sad smile.

Tommy ran toward Y/N and knocked them over, hugging them as he cried.

"We thought you were dead! After you didn't show up after you went hunting, we looked every where and we couldn't find you. I thought you..."

Y/N hugged Tommy back and rubbed his back. Tommy pulled back and rubbed his tears away.

"Where were you?"

Y/N looked at the ground and shook their head, implying they didn't want to talk about it. Tommy just nodded before standing up.

"Come down stairs once your done," Tommy said, before closing the door.

Y/N picked up their plate, looking down at it, waiting for something to happen. The words that Dream said kept replaying in their head.

"Ugh, you're getting fat again, you know what, no food for the next 2 weeks, got it?"

Y/N hands shook as they backed away from the food. Y/N gripped Dream's shirt as they held back tears. Y/N just grabbed a piece of bacon and ate it with their eyes closed. When they realised how good it was, they ate more and more until their plate was clean.

Y/N got up and walked down stairs, Wilbur lying down on the couch while he listened to Tommy rant about Ranboo and Tubbo, Techno was no where to be seen, and Phil was doing the dishes in another room. Wilbur glanced at you before walking up to you and hugging you.

"I thought Techno was fucking with me when he told me you were back, but you really are!"

"Heh, yeah," Y/N said, hugging Wilbur back.

"Where's Dadza?" (They call Phil Dadza instead of dad)

"In the kitchen," Tommy said, taking Wilbur's spot on the couch.

Y/N left as Wilbur began pulling Tommy off the couch.

"HEY STOP IT MAN!"

"GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH TOMMY!"

Y/N giggled as they entered the kitchen, chat was annoying Phil as he did the dishes. Phil saw the crows fly towards Y/N and started to fly around them. Y/N giggled as they let two crows on their shoulders.

"Hey Dadza," Y/N said, hugging Phil who hugged them back.

"My God, you look so... different, not like it's a bad thing of course but, where the hell were you, if you were going on vacation you should of told us," Phil said, rubbing Y/N's hair.

Y/N just giggled as the crows kept flying around them.

"Yeah I know. Hey, where's Mumza? If she here right now or is she working?" Y/N asked.

"Uhhhh, I think she's in the forest outside."

Y/N waved goodbye as they left, the crows flying after them.

"Finally those things leave me alone..." Phil sighed in relief.

Y/N walked in the forest while the crows flew behind them, and they stopped when they saw a familiar hat.

"Mumza?"

Kristen looked down behind her and saw a familiar figure. Shrinking down so she wasn't above the trees, she saw a familiar face.

"Y/N..." Kristen said as she walked towards them and placed a hand on their cheek as she covered her mouth, hiding her smile.

"Hey Mumza..."

Kristen began to cry tears of joy as she hugged them.

"I knew you weren't dead, when I checked the limbos and the train station you weren't in neither of them," She said, backing away.

"Oh my, what happen to your face?"

"I don't really remember," Y/N lied.

"Y/N, you know it's wrong to lie to your mother."

Y/N giggled as their mother gave them a stern look.

"I don't really want to talk about it, it's a long story."

"Ok sweetie, now stay safe, I don't want you going missing again, we were worried sick that something happened to you."

"I know, Dadza told me."

Mumza just shook her head with a smile before kissing them on the cheek, like she did when they were very young. Kristen waved goodbye before disappearing into black dust. Chat flew back to Phil's house, leaving Y/N all alone in the woods. Y/N just sat under a tree as they listen to the nature sounds. A fox walked by and slept next to them, bringing Y/N some joy.

Fast forward to night...

Tommy opened Y/N's door in at panic before closing it behind him. Y/N was on their bed reading when the teen came in.

"Tommy, what the hell are you doing here?"

"TOMMY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

"I may have stolen Will's guitar..."

"That doesn't sound that bad."

"And I may have broke it..." Tommy said, revealing a broken guitar from behind his back.

Y/N burst out into laughter, holding back tears as they laughed.

"You're so fucked!"

After Y/N said that Wilbur burst through the door, knocking Tommy over.

"Shit!" Tommy said, crawling under the bed.

"Get out from their you fucking gremlin," Wilbur said, trying to get tommy.

Techno walked by and just stood at the door way watching the commotion.

"Techno! Can you help me out?"

"Eh, looks like a you problem."

Wilbur groaned as he grabbed Tommy's leg, and once he did he pulled him out from under the bed. Y/N looked at Techno and just shrugged as he showed confusion. Wilbur picked Tommy up, opened the window, and threw Tommy out from it.

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Tommy yelled as he prepared himself as he fell.

But the ground never came, but instead felt himself get picked up. Looking up, he saw Kristen with a pissed off face.

"Willbur, what did I saw about throwing Tommy outside of windows!"

"Oooo, Will's getting yelled at by Mumza," Techno mocked, snickering.

"Oh shut up," Wilbur told Techno.

Kristen placed Tommy back inside of the house as she picked Wilbur up and scolded him.

"A 23 year old man getting scolded by his own mother, tsk tsk tsk," Tommy said, shaking his head in a disapproving manner.

"Now, I don't want to see anymore fighting or throwing each other out of windows or breaking each others things, am I making myself clear?"

"Yes Mumza," Wilbur and Tommy said, sighing in defeat.

Kristen nodded before Disappearing into black dust.

"Your getting me a new guitar Tommy," Wilbur said.

"Fine, asshole," Tommy said as he left.

Techno and Will left, leaving Y/N alone. Picking up their book, they noticed that, all the words on the pages were gone. Scrolling through the book, the only thing their was a smiley face. Y/N looked around confused before closing the book.

"He's gone Y/N, your free, don't let your imagination ruin it," Y/N said, putting the book in their drawers.

Later that night...

Y/N slowly opened their eyes and saw a too familiar face staring at them. Before they can screen, Dream covered their mouth and placed a finger over his mouth, silently telling them to hush up. Dream had a sinister smile on his face, he didn't have his mask on, but instead it rested on the side of his head. His green eyes glowed in the darkness as he spoke.

“Scream all you want sweetie, no one’s going to hear you. And no one ever will…”

Y/N panicked and kicked Dream who was towering over them, in the dick, making him wince over and fall onto the floor in pain. Standing up, they ran out of the room and ran downstairs, opening the door and running out of the house. Dream recovered and chased after them.

"COME BACK HERE LOVE!" Dream yelled, running after them.

"Leave me alone, Leave me alone, Leave me alone, I don't want to go back," Y/N mumbled, running faster.

Y/N felt the air get knocked out of them when they fell to the ground, Dream pinning them down as he leaned in to whisper into their.

"Your pathetic... You're the child of the Angel Of Death and the Goddess Of Death, yet you get defeated by a mortal like myself... I guess I really am a God, just trapped in a mortal's body... I told you so many times Y/N, you're weak, you're nothing without me, you'll never be anything without my protection and care, your family doesn't care about, only I will waste my fucking time with you," Dream said, before knocking Y/N out.

Dream picked Y/N up and slung them over his shoulder. As he walked through the forest, he thought about something, a little gift to leave in Y/N's room for the family to see. Sitting Y/N down, he written down on a note 'Thanks for the gift :)' before running back to the house, quietly going in Y/N room to leave it on the bed. Then he ran out and went on his merry way.

The next day...

Tommy went to wake Y/N up, but he was greeted by a messing, dishevelled room.

"What the... What the fuck happened in here?" Tommy asked, looking around.

Once he got to the bed he saw the note, when he picked it up he almost dropped it instantly. Tommy ran down stairs and waved the note in the air.

"They're gone, Y/N's gone!"

"What do you mean?" Phil asked.

"This note was on their bed, and their room was a mess."

Techno grabbed the note as he skimmed over it, his face that held confusion turned to realization and then went to anger.

"What's wrong Techno?" Kristen asked.

"I know this handwriting from anywhere... Dream has them."

"What?!" Wilbur and Tommy asked.

"H-How? Y/N's never met Dream," Tommy said.

"How can we know that for a fact? Y/N was missing for years, and now they come back mysteriously in a panicked manner and in a very unhealthy condition."

"What are you leading towards Techno?" Phil asked.

"My theory is that Y/N was with Dream the years they were missing, and it wasn't by choice. I'm not sure how they met, but they definently have some sort of relationship, and it isn't heathly."

"What does Dream look like?" Kristen asked.

"Why do you ask?"

"I can ask Drista or XD to help me, I have a feeling Dream's linked to the two in some way, and it can help me locate him with the crows help."

"No one's really seen his face," Tommy said.

"But one thing that stands out is his mask, he wears this smiley mask all the time, making it impossible to see his face."

"With that info given to Mumza, what's the plan?" Wilbur asked.

Techno let out a dark chuckle as his eyes went dark.

"Oh I have a plan... And it's not going to be easy..."

With Y/N and Dream...

Y/N looked up and their hands were above their head, cuffed to the wall with no way to escape. Their legs were tied together, and the shirt they were wearing was gone, leaving them in just their undergarments. Looking up, Dream was sitting on a chair, looking at them dead in the eyes with a pissed off expression as he sharpened his netherite sword.

"Tell me this Y/N, what made you get the confidence and ego to pull this BULLSHIT on me?!"

Dream stood up and grabbed their face

"I give you everything, anything! If you want it I get it for you. But you just had to get selfish and leave me, you're fucking disgusting."

"I'm not disgusting..." Y/N mumbled.

"What did you say whore?"

"You heard me, I'm not disgusting! You're the one that fucking kidnapped me and hid me away for years, starving me whenever I got 'too fat?' WHAT BULLSHIT IS THAT?! You physically and emotionally abuse me, and you do this just because you love me? I believed you for years, but when I got to see my family again I remembered what real love was, and this, this isn't love! You need fucking help Dream, and after this I'm going to need fucking therapy due to your FUCKING BULLSHIT!"

Dream slapped Y/N hard across the face, before putting his hand around Y/N's throat.

“Your life is in my hands, don’t test me, ok?”

"I'm not testing you Dream, I'm telling you the truth. You're just too caught up in your ego to see it."

Dream began to chuckle, before going into a hysterical laughter.

"Oh~ Y/N just doesn't know when to shut up..." Dream said, before kicking them in the stomach.

"Being with your family for 1 day made you get your ego, confidence and self respect back... Now that's not good," Dream continued, stabbing his netherite sword into Y/N's hands, making them scream in pain.

Dream began to hurt punch them over and over again until he got bored.

"DREAM PLEASE STOP! I'M AT HALF A HEART!" Y/N yelled, looking up at Dream with pleading eyes.

Dream just smiled, his eyes glowing as he looked down at them.

"Oh Y/N... I could kill you right now, and no one would care! NOBODY! And if people did care, where's your family? Where's your friends? Only I care about you, only I can make you happy, only I can touch you the way I do, and only I can love you..."

Y/N's brain just completely shut down as they stared down at the floor with emotionless eyes. Y/N began to cry, tears rolling down their face as they thrashed against their restraints.

"No! You're wrong! Youre..." Y/N said, before they felt Dream grab their chin.

"Care to finish that?"

Y/N just shook their head no, being too tired to do anything, and having too many mental and physical scars to even care anymore.

"Now, who's the only one that can love you?

"You..."

"And who do you love?"

"You..."

"Good..."

Dream unlocked their cuffs and watched as they fell to Y/N's side limply. Dream placed Y/N in his lap and ran his hand through their hair.

"You're all mine... And not even you're family can change that..."

[dawnmon]

Which Characters Could I, Dawnmon, Beat In A Fistfight.

Explanations under the cut.

Impossible: No way I’d ever get a W against them, not in any world. Forfeit, sheer skill, or Immortality.

c!Tommy: No. I wouldn’t want to, I would forfeit, also he’s actually very good at fighting, he’s just usually up against C!Dream or C!Techno, so.

c!Sapnap: He’s very good at combat, he got Techno to very low health on Doomsday, No way.

c!Ghostbur: Even if I Could hit Ghostbur, I would choose not to.

c!Techno: No Way.

c!Punz: He’s like Sapnap where he’s very good at combat, he’s a mercenary, etc. Before s4 I’d say I didn’t want to but now I’d Want to I just wouldn’t be Able to.

c!BBH: He’s a demon, and he can’t die unless Skeppy does. He’s also a prison guard who didn’t immediately die to Dream and Techno, so there’s that too. If he’s Egged, as well, he’d be hard.

c!Sam Nook: He was critted several times without armor with a netherite sword and didn’t die, no way. Even if he was weak and defenseless, I’d forfeit.

c!Callahan: God.

c!DreamXD: God.

c!Drista: God.

c!Kristen: God.

c!Mexican Dream: NOT a god, but skrunkly beloved who deserved better? No way I can kill him, forfeit.

Unlikely: I probably couldn’t, emotionally or physically, but not 100% impossible.

c!Hannah: She’s a fairy, so she can fly, but Maybe I could beat her. Extremely Unlikely but not Impossible, I don't think she’s fought anyone yet but i don’t like my odds.

c!Tubbo: I wouldn’t Want to fight Tubbo, and also he’s very good at fighting, on par with Tommy.

c!Fundy: I wouldn’t Want to fight him, mainly. He looks like a fox and I Love foxes, and also Fundy deserves better, so I’d feel bad punching him.

c!Eret: Would not want to fight her. She’s a pacifist, but I would Probably forfeit.

c!Purpled: Similar to Punz.

c!Sam: Similar to BBH, but I’d want to beat him so I could tell him to be a better surrogate dad to c!Tommy, and he’s not immortal. (We don’t know what his body is made of, if it’s Netherite then Impossible)

c!Ant: I like cats. If he’s Egged, less likely. If he has weednip? no chance.

c!Slime: I wouldn’t want to. Also, I probably couldn’t, he’s probably like jelly.

c!Eryn: He’s Very good at fighting but through the power of Be A Better Friend To c!Tommy I Might be able to, but yeah he’s very good.

c!Puffy: I don’t know how good she is at fighting tbh, however I’d probably not want to, making my odds a bit less.

c!Foolish: He’s a builder and pacifist, but he is a conditional immortal. He also was a Totem of Death and has lightning. Very Low Odds but not impossible I think.

Neutral: Either I don’t know much about them, or I think it’s closer to a 50/50.

c!Ponk: I don’t know how good they are, but they’re also a doctor who likes lemons (Who deserved better tbh).

c!Jack: He’s bad, but 1. I’d hesitate and 2. He crawled his way out of Hell. also 3. He probably believes he could beat me.

c!Alyssa: Don’t know much about her, so unless she’s a god like Callahan I’ll keep her here.

c!Niki: I don’t think she’s good at fighting but if she gives me cake I’d lose, she’s also just very nice (mostly anyway, when she’s not breaking mass murderers out of jail)

c!Tina: Don’t know anything about her, so she’s here.

c!Q: Quackity losing to Techno with full armor while Tech had iron and a pick and losing a 3v1 isn’t Really indicitive of his strength because it’s Technoblade, so I’m unsure. Leaning towards Probably but you never know with Quackity. I’d probably go easy on him, as well.

c!Michill: I don’t know much about his combat ability, so neutral; he seems to be a pacifist? He hasn’t been in any fights except when Dream got out but that was a mess so it’s hard to say.

Probably: I could probably take them in a fight, but it would be hard.

c!Karl: I don’t think he’s that good at combat? He spends most of his time in Kinoko, and it’s been a while since I’ve seen TFTSMP, but it always ends with him dying, so probably.

c!Skeppy: He’s afaik a diamond creature so leaning towards neutral, but it’s Skeppy.

c!Connor: If his father is DreamXD, then probably not, and I wouldn’t Want to, but I’d say I have a fair shot.

c!Boomer: He looks squishy.

Definitely: I COULD beat them in a fight. I WOULD beat them in a fight. Through ungodly levels of spite, or if they’re extremely frail.

c!Phil: Old man, Dadza is going down. Even if he wasn’t old and frail I’d be able to with the power of spite. Is he good at combat? Yes. However this is no-weapons, giving me the advantage, since his bones might also be hollow like a bird. He can’t fly. He may have survived five years hardcore and be married to Death herself but Old Man Infuriates Me.

c!Schlatt: Frail old man, drunk, I could kill him, it would be easy.

c!Lazar: Gingerbread man who is already dead. I could eat him to death.

(c!Vikk isn’t on here because he’s too powerful, beyond impossible.)

c!Ranboo: All I need is either to bring a hose or mention the concept of sides. He’s an Enderman, which is troublesome, but he’s also an invertebrate.

c!Wilbur: I think anyone could beat Wilbur in a fight. He’s been dead for 13 years.

c!HBomb: It’s HBomb. At least I’d be entertained before he dies?

c!George: Sleeping beauty, it’d be easy as long as he doesn’t have DreamXD with him.

c!Dream: This one will be controversial.

Is Dream on par with Techno? Yes.

Could I beat him? Yes.

Why?

The power of my rage whenever I see the mere Image of this man is already enough to smash boulders. If I met the man face to face I would be filled with enough power to kick his ass twice over. All I need to do is watch Exile Arc again, and it’s upped to thrice. Primeboys S3 and S4, quad.

He’s also been in prison for eight months.

I could and would kill him, skill gap be DAMNED.