#techno branch au

[rocksibblingsau]

I've once again returned with even more Incorrect Branch Au quotes to fill the void that is day-to-day life

Barb: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Rock Branch: What did you do?

Barb: Nobody died.

Rock Branch: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Reggaeton Branch: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Wani: That's because you're too short to do so.

Reggaeton Branch: ...Listen here you fucking—

Techno Branch: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Trollex: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to...

Funk Branch: We both look very handsome tonight.

Lownote Jones: Baby, you know that if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Funk Branch: I couldn't take that chance.

Kpop Branch: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Tresillo: You need to stop.

Teen Classical Branch, to Trollzard: You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Trollius Caesar?

Hickory: Are we fighting or flirting?

Country Branch: I'm pinnin' ya against a wall with my hand around ya neck-

Hickory: Your point?

Chaz, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog…

Smooth Jazz Branch: Literally none of that is true, Chaz.

Chaz: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?!

Rock Branch: I love you.

Synth, not paying attention: What was that?

Rock Branch: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Yodeler Branch: Scheiße, my life is a mess!

Dickory: Bruder, relax! Go get ein bier.

Yodeler Branch: I don’t want ein bier.

Dickory: ...Who said it was for you?

Country Branch: How did none of ya hear what I just said?

Techno Branch: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Classical Branch: I unfortunately got distracted halfway through, my dearest friend.

Rock Branch: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Funk Branch: Joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink.

Canon Branch: My kink is mental, emotional and financial stability.

Smooth Jazz Branch: Unrealistic, settle for choking like normal people.

Bonus:

Trollex: Bro-

Hickory: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Hickory: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro???

Keep these coming, I love them

[isabel3710]

I've been working on a little bit of an art project for the past week and it is finally done!

I deiced to draw my interpretation of what Branch would look like if he was adopted by one of the other tribes.

First we got Funk Branch! His design was inspired by this post made by @rocksibblingsau. Also, RockSiblings, the Anon in that post was me! I just didn't want to give anything anyway.

Next we got Techno Branch, also inspired by this post. I really struggled to draw him but overall I really like it!

Next up we got Classical Branch, inspired by this post, also by Rock Siblings.

Then we have Country Branch, inspired by @crunchycoookies's art and my fanfic, 'I Wanna Find A Home.'

And last (but certainly not least) we got Rock Branch from @rocksibblingsau's fic/au I'm Gonna Make This Place Your Home.' Though this is my version of an adult Branch verses the kid version we currently have.

Please send me an ask about some of design choices, I beg of you. I really want to ramble about them!

[j-ad1]

techno branch au my sexuality hc

it's pride month and since i don't have any queer chapters in the works yet imm just list my plans for the characters branch- bi and im putting him with synth synth - gay and im putting him with branch trollex - aroace and im putting him in a queer platonic ship with bliss bliss - straight ally laguna - pan and im thinking maybe cooper eventualy cooper - pan and im not sure but i like the nerd x puppy dynamic and i think they'd make each other laugh a lot. chaz - dead to me

[reversenecromancertrolls]

¿aceptas solicitudes? ¿podrías dibujar a mi Techno Branch AU? Por favor.

(la información de mi AU esta en mi perfil)

I love the idea of Techno branch, your au is awesome!!!

(Also its super fun to see someone else in the trolls and dpxdc fandom :>)

[raccoon1008]

Chicos, acabo de borrar (casi) todo lo que tenía sobre Techno Branch a excepción de algunos dibujos que me gustaban. Lo que va a pasar ahora es que voy a comenzar todo de nuevo porque lo que ya tenía me daba gringe y necesitaba desesperadamente cambiarlo. Un dibujó de DJ Suki como disculpa:

Esperen a la próxima actualización del AU

[j-ad1]

ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! the relatablity hurts!

Making long-form webcomics is like

[rocksibblingsau]

If your various Brach adopted AUs was taken by Velvet and Venner instead of Floyd, how would his adopted family react?

Rock Branch: Thrash is unfortunately a bit too mentally unwell to process it, but Barb is pissed. Actually, pretty much anyone in Rock City feels that way. Billy, Val, Demo, Petra, Riff, Sid Fret. The entire city is willing to storm Mount Rageous to save their prince.

Classical Branch: Trollzart is terrified for his son's safety. World Tour showed he had a lot of bravery and confidence, but it was shattered a bit by their lack of success. I think he'd request aid from the other tribes.

Country Branch: Also a bit of a 'rally the troops' situation. Hell hath no fury like a mother whose son is in a diamond prison. She'd also give the twins the talking to of a life time.

Funk Branch: Essence and Quincy are scared of losing a son again, and D of losing a brother again. The sisters have probably begun working on a 'Diamond Prison Bottle Opener' device, while Lownote is sure he left his 'Diamond-cutting buzz saw' around here SOMEWHERE.

Techno Branch: Trollex and Synth are already leaving to go get him. The second they found out they were out the door. Trollex is worried a fair amount, meanwhile Synth sort of expects them to fix this the Techno way and befriend Velvet and Veneer. When he realizes the stakes however he freaks out. Sobbing in front of the diamond bottle while Branch is trying to comfort him.

[j-ad1]

my problem with grey branch

i love branch, i just want to make that crystal clear. he's awesome and the movies and shows don't highlight that enough. that siad writing for grey branch is a double edged sword because the whole point of him being grey is he doesn't sing. which i get that, brozone's boy band music would make me depressed too if it was of my brothers that left and 'total eclipse of the heart' broke my heart. but there are so many good angst music that i wanna have branch sing. like SOOOO fucking many. it just doesn't fit his character though. i want it to but it doesn't.

sorry but i wanted to do some ranting because too many songs have made me cry and branch can't sing any of them.

[rocksibblingsau]

The whale video is very cool but those flippers are exactly the kind that Techno Branch uses to get around. His are decorated to match his wetsuit color, with some pixel details so that they match Trollex

[reversenecromancertrolls]

¿puede ser 7D del Branch de mi AU?

[tezzbot]

Thinking and stinkin about the techno chapter of On The Road... (Working names for these two techno trolls are Trance and Anemone/Annie :P)

[tantei-chan01]

Animals Continued

Xxxxx

Once the World Tour is taken care of, with the rock trolls agreeing to help with the damages, the rest of the tribes return to their respective territories. There's just one issue, the wild life have gotten bolder.

Since the attack, many of their defenses have been destroyed, causing the local wildlife to get closer to the residents. There haven't been any attacks, but it does make the citizens nervous.

Techno trolls have sharks, eels, and large squid that are their natural predators. It's also the time of year for the giant mana ray migration, so they need to figure out a way to redirect them without their tech.

The Classical trolls have large preditory birds to worry about, and they're having trouble getting their eighth goats under control.

The Country trolls have many poisoness animals in the desert. Their cattle have been scared off so many times that they won't get close to the town.

The Funk trolls have to stay grounded until repairs are done on the ship, since they haven't been on the ground for so long, they're not quite sure how to deal with many of the creatures.

The Rock trolls also have a problem, with so many of the citizens in different territories to help with repairs. They've neglected their own issues with the lava crocs and boulder buzzards.

When Poppy learns of this, she sends in the one troll who can help them.

Enter Branch.

At first, Branch was a little apprehensive to leave the village, they still have some repairs to do, and it's mating season for the puffalo. The Snack Pack tell him that they can handle the reconstruction and Milton can help with the puffalo. So he packs up his bags and starts heading toward the other tribes.

Xxx

Branch spends a month in each tribe to do his job. He tackles the predators first, spending two weeks studying their habits and memorizing their sounds. Once he finds a pattern in the communication or an exploitable weakness, he makes a strategy and collaborates with the other trolls on how to best go through it. Some animals he was able to convince to move areas, others he had no choice but use force.

Once the predators are taken care of, he gets to the domestic animals. Like before, he memorizes the habits and sounds. Once he has a form of communication going, he'll ask them what they need. He then relays the message to the trolls, and they start making accommodations.

The other tribes notice how their pets and livestock seem much calmer around the once gray troll. Even the more temperamental of their creature become putty in his hands. Many have called him the 'Animal Whisperer', and the more romantic types call him an Angel.

To say thanks for helping them, each tribe gives him an animal.

Techno gave him a Low beat Turtle, similar to Suki's bugs, the have a turntable on their back. They can move on land and can create a low vibration sound that has a calming effect.

Classical gave him three eighth goats as they do better in a herd than by themselves. Their wool is fluffy and warm, making incredible blankets, pillows, and sweaters. They also have a melodious bleat.

Country gave him a dairy Bluegrass Buffalo, they're a sandy blue color cow. They make a delicious and nutritious milk and are very gentle.

Funk gave him a snug-a-lug since Branch can talk to them. He can figure out how to hug it without multiplying. And yes, Branch can make that cute little warble it does.

Rock gave him a Lava Snake, they vary in color from dark red to an ashy gray. Their hide is very tough while their underbelly is quite soft. They can withstand extremely high temperatures, and their skin can be melted to create many things once they shed. The young one likes to sleep in the fireplace.

The animals in Pop village take them under their tutelage to become Branch's bodyguards, unbeknownst to him.

[j-ad1]

Headcanon went form aro/ace to gay real quick.

[amethyst-halo]

hey bruce? the mermaid is back

[sunberies]

YAAYYYY ANOTHER #artdump 🙏‼️‼️

I have so much stuff in my files it’s crazy

Anyways SLIDE 1!!

A continuation sorta of Rosie and her BFFS. Sunny catches them coming back from partying all night and wants payment in food to not tell their parents :3 (also might have to draw Sunny doing his intense nightly routine)

Slideeee 2!!

RAPUNZEL AU!! :3 Sunny gets stabbed, cuts off Rosie’s hair, and dies the end 😋😚

Slide 3 🩷💙

Broppy. That’s it.

Slide FOUR❤️‍🔥💥

More of my silly little sorta kinda actually self insert troll oc I use to kiss the cannon trolls cause I can do what I want 🤩 Her name is Cypress Evergreen and I WILL make a ref for her someday…..

Anyways BYEEEE🩷🩷🩷