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enkays-den Ā· 3 months ago
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Grian pranks Imp and Skizz in Phasmophobia
Sources: Imp and Skizz's Phasmo VODS from August 6. 2024
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inkdemonapologist Ā· 9 months ago
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[BatIM Cthulhu AU] A couple of doodles from session two, which UNSETTLED SAMMY A LOT ACTUALLY...
There have been small changes, throughout New York -- doors opening on the wrong side of the street, houses ending up just a block away from where you remembered them -- but the only people who can even tell seem to be those who remember Carcosa. Joey, Sammy, Henry, Jack, Peter, and Norman all experienced the strange shifting realm when a Mardi Gras party attempted to bring dread Carcosa to New Orleans, but Susie wasn't there. She can't see the changes we see, and the entire rest of the city agrees with her. That door was always there? The car was always that colour. That's where I remember the address being before, and there's no record it was ever different.
She trusts what the boys are reporting must be true, that maybe there are changes she can't see or remember, and both she and Sammy are terrified. These are only little things, but as more and more of the city slips into the world of the King in Yellow, what else might be rewritten...?
Anyway EVERYONE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME. If you're here for Out Of Context Quotes from our session, I have some of those too, here, under the cut!!
[Sammy is played by me, Joey is played by Boo (inkyvendingmachine), Henry is played by Maf (inkcryptid), Jack is played by Mochi (whatyouwantedmetosee) and Thren (haunted-hijinxer) is our GM!]
[Jack] I love how detective Pete is for a guy who is NOT a detective. [Sammy] He just got assigned that by Joey Drew and now it's true. [Joey] Exactly! That's how it works.
[Sammy] The idea of JDS having its own employed detective is really funny to me. "Why do you need that? You're an animation studio." "Well, you know, things come up,"
[GM] Everybody went home I believe, except Joey went to the Studio, which is like home,
[Sammy] Do we have any plan, other than just go in to work, [Jack] I though you were gonna say "other than go insane"...
[Joey] If Prophet's not the one going for the ink, then why is Sammy going for it?! Do they have a SECOND prophet situation??? [Jack] PROPHET...... TWO!!! [Henry] Prophet 2: Electric Boogaloo [Sammy] *tiredly* We don't need any more Prophets..... We don't need any more Sammys..... we have enough.....
[Jack] You just need to sip some ink and tell them it's the wrong number. Like, you've got the wrong guy. [Henry] New stone, who dis?
[Sammy] It was the false king who called through the ink, not our Lord! [Joey] Interesting... [Joey] Joey's going to ask Bendy if he can... feel this? Is he getting calls? *dad voice* Is someone calling you? Don't put your number on the internet!
[GM] Bendy says he wasn't made to be a receiver the same way Sammy was. [Jack] So technically, it's "New Sam, who dis"!
[Joey] Okay, Joey's going to note this all down in his... Notebook Of Nonsense That Plagues Them,
[GM] I'm choosing to believe that whenever Norman called in, he gave some sort of outlandish excuse, and whoever answered the phone didn't... write it down... [Sammy] Like the heckin', grian excuses-- [Joey] "I'm cutting my grass, with scissors" [Jack] Yeah!! He's cutting his grass! With scissors! In winter!!! [Sammy] And then Sammy's like "Do we know why he called out?" and the receptionist is just like "No We Have NO Idea" [Jack] With the most tired sigh. Second only to Grant.
[GM] Fun fact, Norman would answer the phone. [Sammy] Norman actually was just like, "ohhhhhhh i know THIS is some supernatural bullshit happening, I'm gonna stay home"
[Joey] Joey's going to ask Estelle if he looked like-- and give a vague description of Avedon. [GM] .............................. [GM] She is SO impressed that you knew this. [Joey] *delighted cackling*
[Jack] I love how cute Joey is about this kid. Just like... the cool Bendy Uncle! He's not related at all, but, [Joey] I feel like this is kind of how Joey just gets around kids? Maybe Joey does really want kids, just, y'know, doesn't know how to do it when gay? [Sammy] Obviously that won't happen, so-- [Joey] Yeah, [Sammy] --so then you START AN ANIMATION STUDIO, that's the only other option! [GM] Yeah, then all kids are your kids!
[GM] Alright, you've made many phone calls. [Joey] Yeah, [GM] And you only rudely hung up on one of them!
[Sammy] Sammy can surely track that down; he's used to digging up musicians. [Jack] Jack's there to assist with the Talking to People in a way that makes them want to cooperate with you, and not run in fear!
[GM, speaking for Peter] *lists all of the information Peter's dug up* And that's about what he managed to get, today! [Joey] And nothing weird has been happening... to him? [GM] WELL, OKAY. ABOUT THAT,
[Peter] Could you describe again, the strange person who was at the party? What was that guy like? [Joey] *thinking very hard* Which... strange person...? I mean... Denis was there?
[Norman] Try not to fall in a swamp this time. [Joey] I'll let you know if I find one! [Sammy] There's fewer of those in New York, so, I think we're good. [Jack] I mean, you never know,, [Sammy] ...yeah, that's true..... [Joey] HEY, Joey will let him know if he finds one!!! [Sammy] If LAKE PONCHARTRAIN opens up in the MIDDLE OF NEW YORK CITY, that will certainly be something to let all of our friends know!
[GM] Make a social-type checks to have a word with them beforehand! [Sammy] I don't know, if I should do that,,, [GM] SAMMY can make an Appearance check! [Sammy] *laughing* LETS SEE IF IM HANDSOME ENOUGH to get let in!
[GM] Everybody's like "You guys!" You're greeted with nostalgia, and eagerness! and people are trying to small talk you, I'm guessing Sammy's not going for that. [Sammy] I mean, you can try to small talk.... AT him... [Sammy] He doesn't... y'know... it's like playing a game of catch where you throw the ball to somebody, and they just hold the ball. [Sammy] Like.... okay! [GM] I did the thing! [Sammy] Cool, catch successful. [Jack] No give, only throw!
[Sammy] Look, I was trying to drink ink this morning, so I feel like this is a step up.
[Sammy] Sammy will enjoy it! We should do this more often! [Sammy] "We should do this more often" says man who will always be too busy to do this more often,
[GM] They're impressed that, at a job where there was a gunshot right in front of the stage, the thing you want to ask about is where they sourced their music. [Sammy] I LOVE that Sammy's reputation is such that this makes perfect sense to them.
[GM] His name is Alan Leroy. [Sammy] Okay, Leroy works, because then I'll remember it, because of Leroy Jenkins. [GM] This is what's been going through my head the entire time, too...
[GM] They say he's a crazy-talented musician who blew into town a year or two ago? He's really nice and easy to get along with, and when he really gets going he can make sounds come out of his instrument like you've never heard! [Sammy] These... are all.. compliments that would be really impressive except that they can all be interpreted in really concerning ways.......
[GM] If Jack wants to look harder, he can.......... [Jack] I'm doing it, Jack can make little a bad decision! He hasn't made any yet this season!! [Jack] *rolls* That's an extreme success. How much sanity do I lose!!
[Henry] We're ghost hunters. The, the pale guy is a ghost, we're goin' after him. Ghost hunters. [Henry] ...This is why you don't let Henry lead the conversation!!
[Jack] It's occurring to me that we don't know if this guy is alive??? [Joey] YUP! This is a good time to find out! [Henry] Fun! [GM] When have you EVER gone up to somebody's house and found them dead inside? [Jack] Jack hasn't yet... [Henry] The very first scenario! [Sammy] Yeah it was a pretty bad situation as I recall, we were briefly accused of being involved! [Jack] Maybe you guys. Jack's different, though.
[Joey] We wanted to make sure he was doing alright. .....does that need a Fast Talk roll? [GM] Yeah, I was about to say-- [Joey] *rolls* *STARTS CACKLING* [GM] What did you do, do you roll a three again? [Joey] I DID ROLL A THREE! :D THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ROLLED! [GM] I thought it was the Three Laugh!
[Henry] Henry is tired. Henry rolled a 93. [GM] Well he's out late, you know, he's a family man! He has normal hours, he hasn't been staying up late, living at the studio for the last few years! [Henry] He's regretting not accepting Joey's offer to just go home. [Joey] *muttering* See, Joey knows best!
[GM] Okay, so you guys notice, right off, that the car isn't there. [Sammy] UM. HM. [Jack] Which car did we take again? [Joey] The Mercedes... [Jack] *relieved* Okay good. [Jack] .... I MEAN, NOT GOOD, BUT...
[Joey] No, no I think it's OUR car... it's just... more yellow now... [Jack] I don't like that that means it's getting yellower... [Joey] ...........................So when do we take the sanity hit? [GM] Yeah, that would be now!
[GM] The woman says she's looking forward to when he has his own ship, and they can sail away together! [Henry] [Henry] ...I'm married,...
[Joey] Joey has his face pressed to the window-- no, he probably has the window down, it doesn't matter how cold it is -- and... CAN the window go down? Hold on. [Joey] *sounds of typing* "Car... door... window... down... history... when."
[Henry] Okay, these dice are BANNED. I rolled a 90! [Jack] What if you subtly replace the dice...? [Sammy] With slighty yellower dice!
[Joey] OKAY! There ARE rolling windows, so Joey does have the window rolled down, and he's intensely watching the colour of the car. [Joey] AND ALSO, he's STILL sitting in the middle seat, he's just going to lean over someone to do this. [Sammy] Ah. It's probably me.
[Jack] No, no, Pete and Jack can get kidnapped later and take some massive sanity damage together. āœØCute date ideas!āœØ
[Joey] Joey's going to inform Norman that they're going to come over, they need additional eyes on something, [GM] Well, he's good at keeping eyes on things! [Joey] So they'll be over soon. [Sammy] I like how Norman gets a heads up, but with Peter we just show up at his apartment. [Joey] Exactly! [Jack] That's because Joey's kissed Pete. When Joey and Norman kiss then that's -- not good for Sammy, probably. [GM] At least Pete and Sammy are neutral. Non-reactive. [Sammy] Norman and Sammy are "it's complicated" on Facebook.
[Sammy] Okay, we gotta go get Linda, so Susie's not alone, [Jack] We're just playing "how many NPCs can we force Thren to play at once!" How many can we shove in the back of this car.
[Jack] Jack's gonna get home and find out his cats are different colours, [Sammy] Oh NO, [Jack] Comes back and Beans is a tortie now. [Sammy] Or Beans is just an orange cat, [Jack] Oh no! Her braincells! [GM] She needs those! She has all of them!!
[Joey] Depending on who's the affected party, Susie or them, it is actually useful to have a second, like, [Sammy] Someone to compare with? Yeah. [Henry] We don't know WHO the control group is, but ONE of us is the control group!
[Joey] As trusted as Norman is, he isn't one of Joey's... white-knuckle-clutched-keepsakes of a person,
[Sammy] *sarcastic* Okay, everyone ready to go to sleep? That's not a scary prospect right now, right? That's something that we're all really confident about doing? Cool, that's great. [Henry] Yeah, yeah, that's definitely not gonna, it's gonna go great...! [GM] Nobody's even cut their hand on a slick stone! It's fine! [Henry] NO ONE BETTER CUT THEIR HAND ON A SLICK STONE! We got enough problems!! [Joey] (Looking at you, Prophet!)
[Henry] Is Joey,,, sharing this plan with anyone? [Joey] ouo Has anyone asked him?
[Joey] Let's send Henry then! [Henry] Alright. Send Henry to Carcosa! [Sammy] *exasperated* yeah that's fine.... [Joey] It's not FULLY sending him there! It's just making a connection. [Joey] A little bridge! [Sammy] Uggghhhh... Sammy doesn't think we need any bridges to Carcosa. [Sammy] We've got enough Carcosa. [Sammy] Put some back.
[Sammy] This is what happens When You Give a Joey a Dream Spell.
[Sammy] We can't actually guarantee that New York isn't going to sink. That's not out of the question. [Jack] Is the Joey Drew specialty NOT "promising things that aren't necessarily things you can promise??"
[Henry] Actually, before Henry leaves he's going to give Joey a hug. [Joey] He doesn't get to leave. [Henry] Oh. [Joey] But Joey will take the hug!
[Henry] You know this man gives good hugs. You're getting a good Henry hug. [Jack] Gonna crunch all of Joey's terrible, very bad bones. [Henry] He's gonnna try not to crunch all of Joey's terrible bones! [Henry] But, I dunno. [Henry] Roll for damage.
[GM] The lurker knows this is serious, but he's also excited, because he has heard what a slumber party is from Henry's kids.
[GM] Now it is Friday, the 28th of December. [Sammy] Okay. Cool. Let's all make an effort to not ring in the New Year in Carcosa. That's MY New Year's Resolution: Don't Be In Carcosa.
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stiffyck Ā· 10 months ago
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I had an angsty (with a happy ending!) Scar thought and I obviously thought of you!
So in Elf culture, there's a right of passage that they have to do when they become an adult and chose their name. Something something hunting, something something survive in the wilderness. After they've done it, they're supposed to be graded on it by a parent and then that parent gives them permission to chose their name once they pass the challenge.
Well, Scar technically passed. He survived alone for a really long time! He hunted monsters, found shelter and food, and even chose his name.
But he technically didn't pass. Because he had no parents left to tell him that he did.
In early season five after the zombie death loop (yeah, there was an early season zombie death loop in 5 before the one Grian caused in 7) he starts thinking a lot about how, because of the zombie apocalypse, he never passed the trial and never could because his family was gone. Even though he had a wonderful family on Hermitcraft now...
He's sitting alone in the SD one night missing his family and feeling incomplete when the last person he'd ever expected to randomly start a conversation comes and sits next to him...
It's TFC.
And something abouth the man makes Scar feel at home. He confides everything in TFC, telling him things he never even told Cub. Then he says something he almost instantly regrets.
"Will you be my substitute dad?"
TFC just laughs, but not like he's laughing at Scar.
"Sure, son. Meet me at spawn in the morning."
And so Scar does. The two go off into an unexplored section of the server and Scar hunts and builds and farms and thrives.
When the trial is over and TFC comes to grade his challenge, the old man cries.
"Never had a son," he says through tears. "'Till today."
They hug and cry and eventually TFC tells Scar he passed.
They both finally feel complete.
OUGH aSFJSJGSGJEKY MAN. WHAT IF I CRIED. /POS
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mama-frog Ā· 11 months ago
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Session 7 Brainrot
I have so much to say about what happened this session so I'm gonna categorize this by person.
Gem: I find it incredibly interesting that she was the person given this task. A) Because she is the one the only Geminislay, B) Because she is like fresh meat to the watchers, C) Because of the infection she is already going through. The darkness spreading across her body probably made her more susceptible to the curse at first than anyone else on the server. She's such a strong player overall and the fact that she had a whole army behind her is terrifying.
Grian: The fact that he didn't get caught by the zombies says a lot about him. He's very good at running and hiding (especially from watcher stuff). I also want to point out WHERE he hid in the end of the session. The pesky bird went into a comfort nest. Definitely unintentional but definitely fun to think about.
Scott: Scott and Gem are, in my opinion, some of the smartest people on the server, so the fact that he didn't get caught doesn't surprise me and surprises me at the same time. Everytime Scott got boogey in a previous death game he did it in a way that was unsatisfactory for the watchers (Not actually killing and killing as soon as possible so the others weren't brewing up a pot of tasty negative emotions). He felt betrayed when Gem finally started to go after him (Even though she didn't go completely nuts until she turned red) and he has such a strong sense of loyalty to his allies. There's also some juxtaposition of him hiding underground while Grian hid in the air.
Martyn: Even though it was on a technicality, I think it's interesting that he was the only one not allowed to be infected. It's as if the watchers know that his chaos is secured and are trying to get the others in line with what they want to see. Also, he's just so damn good at being a red name, I feel like he's the only person to do it correctly in this series. I also feel like he was cheated out of his revenge plot on everyone else on the server because of the curse which might've been intentional on the Watcher's end.
Cleo: She is an icon and she IS the moment. I just love the irony of her being a zombie and not getting infected by the curse. I feel like her closeness to players like Martyn and Scott helped her in her ability to avoid the curse for so long. She's very smart with her allies this season.
Pearl: I'm terrified of how quick Pearl is to go insane when given the chance. Especially when it comes to her dogs. Tilly is always in her heart. This woman was YELLOW and decided on her own to bring up a warden when there already was one. And her gear is so well enchanted. She has learned a lot from previous seasons but she has also lost a bit of her sanity (Especially from double life). What a woman.
Joel: I don't know why he thought spawning 64 zombies so close to him and not on the others was a good idea, but man was it good comedy. Once he became a boogey he played really well though. He's so perfectly unhinged and after Lizzie dying he has very good reason to go insane on everyone else (The spine bit was cruel and unusual punishment). Underrated POV in my opinion.
Scar: Unhinged
Etho: Ok this part hinges on my theory that endermen are creatures created by the Watchers to interfere with the games. I fully believe that the watchers hated Etho being green so badly that they personally interfered to take him to yellow. The betrayal of your own tool killing you is a tasty snack for the watchers to enjoy. (Definitely not just Etho being washed up). Also the way he is so incredibly loyal to his team members even after being cursed. He's just a stand up guy.
Impulse: I just love the way him and Gem interact. He's like a proud dad whenever she does anything. That's it.
BDubs: I cackled when he got killed by a zombie again. Gem is hilarious for that. He did about as good as I expected under the curse. I do love all his interactions with Etho more than anything else. Those two are such unofficial soulmates (in a non-ship way).
Skizz: A true light on the server. All the better for the Watchers when he gets corrupted by the curse. He deserved to be mean after the heart got burned down.
Tango: This man's rage is so interesting. The way that it gets triggered most when people mess with his base is something I think could be explored (the ranch in double life, the ties base in limited life, and now the heart foundation).
Overall I have a lot of emotions about this last session
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fountainpenguin Ā· 7 months ago
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Your fic "Shut Up and Fish" got me thinking... are you implying that Grian's snail is a spark?
"Shut Up and Fish"
"That's hard," Grian concedes, not looking up. The pink snail's watching, its tail patting the dirt. Grian cradles the turquoise snail's limp eyestalk in his hand. Snails are tricky creaturesā€¦ They don't signal their injuries with the crook of their tails like dogs do, and they're not immune to fall damage like cats. Gingerly, easily, he brings the snail's neck to his chest and gives it a little hug. He makes a little noise. This world is beautiful if you know where to look. "Please,"Ā begs the voice in the wrinkles of his damp and dripping clothes.Ā "You'd be a better dad to Tim. You'd be a better husband- I want what YOU haveā€¦ That's MY life. Give me back my body!" Grian ignores this, peppering sloppy kisses on the snail's sweet head. It nudges into him, cuddly and sloppy and alive. Beautiful, sparked son of a thing. He'll tell Grumbot sometime, but Grumbot might not love to know he's got a snail for a younger brother now. And he laughs again, because it's stupid. It's justā€¦ It's really stupid. But he nuzzles the snail and the snail nuzzles back, and the voice in his head wails and scratches at him in the strain of Gem's boat anchor against the pebbles and sand.
In the Pixels Imperfect canon, a creature or build that is portrayed as having sentience beyond that of its basic mob AI (if applicable) needs an AI spark. Grumbot and Jrumbot are perfect examples of "portrayed as sentient" vs. "offhand joke about the build being a child, but not followed through with." Jrumbot is a non-sentient build and Grumbot is a sentient one.
Grian's snail is played as sentient - Grian even makes a huge deal about Scar "not playing the game right and making the snails do things they wouldn't do" - so in the Pixels canon, the snail is a sparked build.
Sparks don't have to be perceived as offspring- they simply embody whatever the intended roleplay was. Grumbot initially referred to Grian and Mumbo as Creator 1 and Creator 2 in Hermitcraft canon, then swapped to addressing them as dads after a certain point (to their surprise), which underscores the idea that in-universe, he is sentient and making his own decisions.
That said, Grian considers the snail his biological son, yes. His baby boy who does crime.
I have some news about Box from Double Life, wheeze...... BigB made it VERY clear in canon that Box is sentient enough to "say its first word," and Ren jumped up and down all giddy exclaiming that he was "such a proud papa," confirming that he sees it as his child.
When they're in couple's therapy, BigB explains that he "knew Ren would like it if Box had a hand so it could reach out and give him a hug." Also, special spotlight on BigB bragging about how "Box is going to need to find a soulmate" because that's so funny. I like how after BigB goes red, he invites Martyn to Box, he says "We look forward to seeing you. That's 'we' as in me and Box."
Shout-out to Martyn and Cleo getting "We will take care of Box in your absence" signed and agreed by Ren and BigB "by law and by will." Sorry you two are horribly broken up, but congrats on ur giant son. They will not nurture it, but they will definitely look at it and go "... Huh."
Guess who has one thumb, canonically wears a monocle and walks around looking like it's been "punched in the face," is technically in the Clocker family tree via Martyn, rocks he/it pronouns, and is heir apparent to Dogwarts in the Neighborhood Watch AU.
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votederpycausemufins Ā· 2 years ago
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Another fic for the Metal Hearts au, hope you'll enjoy Oh, I've also started a discord group for people who enjoy the various Grumbo kids. Like Grum and Jrum and the Grum variants, but also Tegg, the shulker kids or even NPG.
But here's Chapter 1 of 'Do Bots Dream of Electric Lives?'
Grumbot had rebuilt a ā€˜smallā€™ starter base for the sixth time. It wasnā€™t just that he had been tweaking the design, but he was tearing the build down completely before starting from almost scratch, still having blocks on hand. He stared at it for a few moments before pulling out his axe to start tearing it down once more, only stopping when Jrumbot ran over. ā€œNoooo! I like this one!ā€
ā€œThis isnļæ½ļæ½ļæ½t your base, this is mine. You can build your own.ā€
ā€œBut I canā€™t build.ā€ Jrum complained. ā€œAnd this isnā€™t even your base! Youā€™re just building whatever!ā€
ā€œIt will be my base. I just want to plan it correctly. It will be my first.ā€
Jrum huffed and crossed his arms. ā€œNuh uh. Technically we shared a base with our dads!ā€
ā€œYes, technically. And there were two of those bases, so they would be on equal footing, so neither was really a first base, so this will be mine.ā€
ā€œWell Dad said he just lived in a shipwreck he found. He didnā€™t have any plans!ā€ Jrum argued, and Grum looked like he was ready to snap back, but then Mumbo came in to calm things down.
ā€œYour brother is right, Grum.ā€Ā  Mumbo patted Grumā€™s head for some reassurance. ā€œYou donā€™t need to have a plan for the upcoming season, and if Grian were here, he would agree.ā€
ā€œBut heā€™s not.ā€ Grum huffed, and then pulled away to start taking down the test build.
ā€œYour dad can have a life outside of Hermitcraft, you know. Sure, some of the other Hermits are with him, but heā€™s having fun with some friends he doesnā€™t get to see as often.ā€ Mumbo then started to help gather any materials Grum was missing in the destruction and put them in chests. ā€œOnce you get settled in Season Eight, it might be nice for you to explore outside of Hermitcraft, at least a little.ā€
ā€œI guess.ā€ Grum replied, but he didnā€™t sound too convinced. ā€œBut it feels too early to try and think about such a thing.ā€
ā€œMaybe. But mentally preparing yourself can- oh for goodness sake.ā€ Mumbo cut himself off as he looked at a machine flying across the sky towards his base, pushing around a few diamond blocks that were familiar to him. ā€œThey finally made it in time for the end of the season.ā€
ā€œHuh? What are those?ā€ Jrum asked, looking ready to run after the contraption just to get the diamonds.
Mumbo sighed, though a laugh made its way in as well. ā€œLast season, Grian Iskall and I made a big business called Sahara. Those were our profits which we sent to the next season, or rather, this season, to give us a boost at the start. Or whenever they arrived.ā€
ā€œWhich is only finally now.ā€ Grum added oh, making Mumbo huff indignantly.
ā€œThen you might want to grab them then so you can pretend ODEA made a profit.ā€ Jrum added, which only made Mumbo look sadder, though laughing along once the bot started giggling.
ā€œWell, Iā€™m going to make sure Iskall doesnā€™t run himself ragged.ā€ Mumbo said after they had calmed down from the joke. ā€œXisuma said he wanted you two to drop off anything you want for the next season. Heā€™s already noted down your presents since they were already approved, but if thereā€™s anything else, talk with him.ā€
ā€œI suppose youā€™re telling us this hoping weā€™ll do it now?ā€ Grum asked, putting down the blocks he was about to use to rebuild the test starter base yet again.
ā€œI trust you two to make it over there on your own. And the sooner the better in case either of you realize youā€™ve forgotten something and need to talk with him again.ā€
Jrum nodded and grabbed onto Grumā€™s hand, already dragging them in the direction of Grianā€™s base, where a good portion of their stuff was. ā€œOkay! Weā€™re gonna do that then! And say hi for us!ā€
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Grumbot watched as Jrum had filled another shulker box with items. ā€œYou know X wonā€™t let you talk all of that to Season Eight, right?ā€
ā€œBut why not? Itā€™s just a new home, right?ā€
ā€œNot really.ā€ Grum answered, getting up from the shulker box he had been sitting in, one of three he had packed, though he was trying to get it down to two. ā€œItā€™s supposed to be a fresh start for everyone. Dadā€™s wardrobe is probably the only thing heā€™s going to bring along. You and I are just exceptions because we just had our birthdays and weā€™re younger.ā€
ā€œButā€¦ So I canā€™t bring my shop wares?ā€
ā€œNo.ā€
ā€œOr my diamonds?ā€
ā€œNope.ā€
ā€œWhat about Professor Beak?ā€
Grum paused for a moment to think. ā€œHe might be allowed to come. But a new world is probably going to be dangerous for him.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s not fair! What can I even bring?ā€
Grum opened up one of his shulker boxes, showing off the pile of paper inside. ā€œWell for the most part I just have my IOUā€™s. Another box has some of the toys and treats I got as well as the posters. The third has what building blocks I think I can get away with.ā€ Then Grum shrugged. ā€œThereā€™s other stuff too, but thatā€™s the bulk of it. Iā€™m pretty sure Xisuma wonā€™t give this back to us still in shulker boxes. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if we donā€™t even get it back until starter bases are set up.ā€
ā€œWait, what are we going to do for charging at the start? If we donā€™t have a baseā€¦ā€
Grum hummed in thought. ā€œI guess thatā€™s something we should ask Xisuma. Someone probably has an idea if he doesnā€™t. He might even give us emergency redstone treats until weā€™re in a better situation.ā€
ā€œI hope so.ā€ Jrum said, though sounding a little worried. He stood there for a few moments more, just thinking, before slowly going back to his shulker boxes. ā€œGrum, can you help me figure out what I need to take out?ā€
Grum nodded and then went over to Jrum. They went through the shulker boxes and pulled out items, mainly resources like diamonds, redstone and quartz. Jrum ended up with a little more than Grum, mainly because he refused to give up some stuff that, while weā€™re likely to be rejected, Jrum was hoping he could convince Xisuma otherwise or find some sort of work around.
Once they had picked up the boxes, Jrum had them go through the Nether tunnels so they could bring Professor Beak along more easily. It took a little longer than just flying to Xisumaā€™s base would have taken since their dadā€™s portal wasnā€™t the safest, and climbing while holding and controlling a parrot could be rather difficult. Still, the pair managed to reach Xisumaā€™s portal without any harm and only one close call.
The one issue with Xisumaā€™s base was that it was a number of buildings all separated from one another. Once the bots were out of the portal, it was then a matter of finding Xisuma. They dropped off their shulker boxes and Professor Beak next to the portal before flying around the base to look for the admin.
After finding nothing in the more common areas, the bots then started looking at the farms with similar luck or lack thereof. Around the time when Grum finally thought about giving up and just messaging Xisuma, there was a sort of screeching noise that came from one of the buildings, a noise that sounded like Jrum.Ā 
Grum immediately flew in that direction hoping his brother wasnā€™t hurt. He landed in one of the buildings he thought they had checked already, but then more noises had the bot digging through the ceiling to find Jrum essentially hissing at Xisuma, who was barely managing to keep the bot away from himself. It seemed like Jrum wanted to tear the admin limb from limb, which was rather confusing to Grum. The one thing he could think of that would upset Jrum would be that X had already said a certain item couldnā€™t be taken to the next season. Well, that or the redstone contraption Grum had just noticed to the side. What it was, he had no clue, but that meant it could be the issue.
Grum went over to Xisuma and Jrum and then pulled his brother away, getting a thankful sigh from Xisuma. Jrum tried getting out of Grumā€™s arms to go back to attacking, but to no avail. ā€œWhy are you trying to attack Xisuma? Did you already start asking about our stuff and what we could bring along?ā€
ā€œNo!ā€ Jrum shouted, still wrestling against Grumā€™s grip. ā€œHeā€™s going to burn all of his diamonds! Heā€™s just going to waste them!ā€
ā€œIā€™m not wasting them. Iā€™m making it into a sort ofā€¦ treasure hunt.ā€ Xisuma started to explain. ā€œOnce we wrap up here, other people will be able to explore this world. Theyā€™ll theoretically know about the diamonds Iā€™ve put here and will race to try and find them before theyā€™re all gone.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s stupid!ā€ Jrum argued, but Grum thought it was a nice idea. Jrum just liked diamonds a bit too much compared to most people.
ā€œThey are Xisumaā€™s diamonds, he can do what he wants with them. It doesnā€™t look like the machine is even going yet.ā€ Grum assumed, since he could hear the bubbling of lava but nothing burning, but who knew if the redstone would work that way. ā€œSo can we just ask Xisuma to check our stuff over?ā€
ā€œI assume youā€™re referring to the items you want transferred over to the next season.ā€ Xisuma spoke up, getting a nod from Grumbot. After they took a few moments to calm Jrum down a little, they all went back to Xisumaā€™s portal to where everything was placed.
Xisuma looked through the shulker boxes, approving most of what was there. He explained how they would be stored and once the two had a starter base, either each their own or a shared one, most of the items would be given to them.Ā 
As expected by Grum, Xisuma said the shulker boxes wouldnā€™t be returned. He also couldnā€™t let them bring over the blocks and redstone that had been a gift from Hels since the only reason they were allowed was because it was the end of the season. While the bots were saddened by that, Jrum cheered up when X allowed Professor Beak to go to the next season at the same time as the other items would be returned.
Lastly came two items that stood out from the others. Two pairs of elytra, each of them custom made for each bot. During the birthday parties for the bots, Prof, Docā€™s Hels and creator of these elytra gave Xisuma what he would need to potentially make more. And as main admin of Hermitcraft, it was easy enough for X to use the information he was given and summon in extra ones.
For season eight, Xisuma was looking into more ways to change the world so the others could have a little more comfort. It had already been done with the armor stands people, mainly Cleo, customized, and recoloring materials was small but helpful. The miniature blocks that wandering traders gave was another thing the others enjoyed, and there were other things used on a player to player basis.
Certain concerns were only brought up at the parties and following meetings. Thankfully a few of those concerns had already been brought up, which was part of the reason they had the party at all. Technically the season was meant to end earlier than it was going to now. But trying to figure out ways to help the bots in the early stages of the season and even further into it had delayed things.
With the elytra being brought up, Xisuma explained how things would work, not just for the elytra, but also food and beds. The Hermits had already been informed that something new for the world would be changing the appearance of an object, to put it simply. Drawing from that, but taking it to a higher level, the commands the Hermits would have access to for that also had a variation specifically for Grum and Jrum. If either of them used the right command while holding the appropriate object, the item would change to what they needed. A normal elytra would be turned into a customized pair for them, while beds would turn into their chargers and food would be replaced with charged redstone that would be named the same as the food and couldnā€™t be used other than being eaten, just to keep things fair.
While Jrum mainly just nodded along, Grum made sure to take notes for the two of them, likely to also review them with their dads later to make sure everyone important was on the same page. Probably Xisuma would mention it to them as well, but better to be safe than sorry. Though sharing with a Grian was going to be hard. ā€œBy the way, has there been any updates about dad and the others?ā€
Xisuma looked up at Grumā€™s question, pausing in some extended explanation to Jrum in how the cosmetic feature would work. ā€œOh, I havenā€™t heard too much, and even then, thereā€™s no telling how long it will last, but Grian thinks they probably wonā€™t last too much longer. But it could also go longer than he assumes.ā€
Grum grumbled at the answer, but reluctantly accepted it. Some information was better than none. And it seemed Xisuma was one of the few people who was in contact with everyone inā€¦ what had his dad called it again? Third Life? Whatever. Since it ending would give the hermits a day or two afterwards to officially prepare to leave, it made sense X would want to keep updated to know when the season was really going to end.Ā 
ā€œWell, I think thatā€™s about it for your items. If you want to check anything else later, feel free to message me and I can meet you at the portal.ā€ Xisuma said after making sure he had checked them all. ā€œMuch easier than you two needing to search the base for me again.ā€
Grum thanked Xisuma while Jrum started stating the admin down, having been reminded of the diamond burning machine. He younger boy needed to be dragged away, but thankfully with Xisumaā€™s explanation of how they would get elytra, it meant they could keep their current pairs and fly home.
Mumbo unfortunately hadnā€™t arrived back yet, so the bots sent him a message to say they were back at the base. It was late enough at that point and the travel had drained their batteries, so Grum and Jrum turned in early. Jrum had a little trouble going to sleep at first, which led to Grum being kept up until he handed a book to Jrum to read, which seemed to quiet him down.
After a few minutes more, Grum shifted into sleep mode. It was mainly just to help with charging, but sometimes he would have some semblance of dreams. And with all that was going on, a little distraction seemed like it would be nice. He couldnā€™t control if he had dreams or not of course, but that hope was there. And it seemed like that night, he would have them, or something at least.
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Bro really didnā€™t upload until he got peer pressured into a 12 hour movie?? How long did this take to render? Ugh Iā€™m going to have to track my pause timestamps.
His boogeykill on Skizz never gets old. Never. The same rationale of the boogeykill on Tango in Last Life too. The flabbergasted reactions in chat. Bdubs bonding with Scott over the quick boogeykill on Skizz and Scar bonding with Pearl over the diamond hoes. Jellie meows!! I FORGOT HE FED THE GOLDEN APPLE TO THE HORSE HAHAAHAH. Bdubs and Scar are SUCH terrible influences on each other. The mom banners. Cleo burning the mansion for 0 reason. Impulse gave Bdubs a clock AGAIN. Theyā€™re weaponizing Scarā€™s scamming skills. THE FAMOUS BDUBS ETHO SCENE LOL The worst pvp fight Iā€™ve ever seen. So much hype for that. Heā€™s so confident too. As well as with the tnt cannon, which he used the old expensive recipe for. Scar promising to spare them when heā€™s on yellow and then he kills Cleo multiple times. BigB DOES like to put faces on buildings thatā€™s so true. Bdubs really on his evil arc this season. The audacity of him to say that Tango would turn on people in a heartbeat. Incredible. Etho technically providing for the family with Scar always stealing from his mob farm is also hilarious. Bdubs being jealous that people like Scarā€™s clock more is so sibling lol. Honestly canā€™t believe that Bdubs was the first one to call out how flimsy the alliance with TIES was. Really goes against the fandom portrayal lol. The water is a pretty good idea. HE DIDNT EVEN TAKE MORE THAN TWO TICKS OF DAMAGE. 0 HEARTS. ETHO IS SO WASHED UP. ā€œI need you to say it wasnā€™t my fault Bdubsā€ ā€œIt wasnā€™t my faultā€ HAHAHAAHA It really was such a mom call. The entire scene with the immediate deadpan ā€œYou dropped it right on herā€. Immaculate. Incredible. Funniest thing Iā€™ve heard. Omg. ā€œHeā€™s dripshaming!ā€ IM CRYING. Heā€™s such a shit-stirrer omg. Martyn and Grian being the time admins is very lore of them. The straight up roast of Etho dying to a creeper. Absolutely stunning. Bdubs really is Cleoā€™s son. Scar being impaled by the stalactite is still such perfect comedic timing. Iā€™m dying. Honestly itā€™s incredible how Bdubs avoided dying from all the traps, only dies in pvp. Not as stupid as he looks. Heā€™s the most competent in their group lol. Bdubs Number 1 Ethogirl!!! Heā€™s fighting so hard but everything he does is making it worse. Cleo, Etho, Martyn, Bdubs, and Tango just washing each other out. And then what a nice chill hangout time with Etho as they build the bridge. ā€œHereā€™s a snack, go visit your dadā€ ā€œokay!ā€ And yeah the whole sever knows what AND where Windsor is ha. Bdubs and Cleo side eyeing each other everytime Scar accidentally makes an innuendo. Bdubs really finding out the consequences of playing both sides kinda. ā€œWhy canā€™t you be normal about Etho?ā€ Cleo asking the hard questions to everyone here honestly. Everytime they try to scold Bdubs a mob goes after Scar. Classic. To be fair Bdubs really had no reason to suspect a boogie from TIES. Like yes the nether was a stupid reason but everything else so far was chill. Team TIES playing dirty this season itā€™s hilarious. Clockers supporting Bdubs in his vengeance. The clocker rp is honestly such real vibes. Catch never gets old. Bdubs absolutely will turn on anyone and everyone for Etho without question or hesitation. ā€œYOUā€™RE SO FREAKING WASHED UP!ā€ Iā€™m dying omg. Watching Etho humiliate himself from Bdubs POV is so good. Especially the whole stasis chamber with Scar and blowing himself up part.
That fight with Skizz was the funniest thing ever. They both missed their fireworks AND their swords. Dying by drowning damage, which Bdubs survives only because he pre-gapped. Iā€™m crying. This life series episode really was the last blow to Ethoā€™s reputation lol. Also wait did Bdubs get the time from his Skizz kill? HE PUT DOWN SO MUCH SCAFFOLDING TRYING TO SIT TWO DOGS HAHAHAHA. HOW DOES BDUBS SURVIVE EVERY SINGLE TRAP. HOW. ā€œI leave for 2 seconds I hear an explosion-ā€ blows up. THE PERFECT COMEDIC IRONIC TIMING ON THAT. IM CRYING. Gem absolutely laying waste to Etho twice in 1 minute. Everyone is in awe of her prowess. Scar almost doing the same tnt minecart kill on his allies again. And then Jimmy dying to the ravager and getting the dogged and pufferfished. Bdubs missing every sit attempt to plant TNT everywhere. I still donā€™t understand how Bdubs survived that tnt minecart. Clockers gaslighting the Bad Boys lol. ā€œWell they never claimed to be the Brain Boysā€ SCOTT OMG ā€œYou may not win these slapfights against literally anyone on this serverā€ Etho why did you cut that out huh. ā€œKILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL MEā€ ā€œCould I use your enchanter?ā€ Blows up. Classic Bdubs surviving the trap once again. My theory is that heā€™s so short that being closer runner ground is actually protecting him. Bdubs being the biggest bystander between Scar and Etho. Incredible. Also I cannot believe impulse was just crouching right there behind the dirt wall. And still Bdubs only died in a pvp. All the first time he did to a TNT minecart. Aw man Scar deserved Joelā€™s time :( His scream as he fell off the ladder was so good. Oh Bdubs. So good as escaping traps except ones set by Impulse.
Limited life blogging!
BRO WHATS WITH BOOGEYKILL? Itā€™s only been 10 minutes??? Scott??? BDUBS???? WHAT IS HAPPENING??? SKIZZ AGAIN??? On brand for Bdubs to do it to the guy that just got killed. Within 1 minute of the choosing. I canā€™t Iā€™m crying so hard right now. Itā€™s not even a clever play anymore this is just hilarious. Skizzā€™s heartfelt speech while Joel and Jimmy are dying in the background. This ainā€™t about them. Joel bringing Boat Boys over into this. No wonder Etho replaced him with a cow. And of course Etho taunts him back about Jimmy replacing him, and of course he kills the cow. Theyā€™re referencing ALL the previous series. So many things are happening at the start. Wow. Everyone is just trying to ally with Etho. Everyone really be dying in pairs. Skizz again. They just canā€™t keep a cow alive. WHO TNTED THE COWS LOOOOOL?!?! Everyone is dropping like flies.
The complete U-turn once the vexes come out and then the hilarious cutscene back to the meeting room. Everyone REALLY wants Ethoā€™s tnt. ā€œCome here Bdubsā€¦I need an easy boogey kill and it doesnā€™t get easier than you.ā€ Bdubs never let go of the deadweight allegations lol. Etho and his tnt tree farms. Skizz and Bdubs slap fight lol. Bad boys going out of bounds lol. Joelā€™s deadpan threat of making himself yellow to get Etho back. Truly another wizard moment. Etho is so happy about his tnt. How many redstone geniuses does it take to craft a power rail. And of all people, itā€™s Skizz that makes them. Wait why did Grian afk? And why is Bdubs so clingy to Etho? HOW HAS SCAR MISSED WITH THE TNT MINECARTS SO MANY TIMES?!? How is everyone dying so much. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? BDUBS WAS THE THIEF ALL ALONG!! And of course the trap didnā€™t get him. Also what is causing the timer to glitch? Was it a bubblevator tnt? Also rip Tangoā€™s tower. I wonder if thereā€™s anyone who hasnā€™t died yet. Grian slain by PUFFERFISH??? HE WAS SO CAREFUL, WAS ANTICIPATING IT, AND STILL DIED TO THE CREEPER LOL. TORCHES LOL. Bdubs heckling him lol.
Etho with the banana code again. Tango and Etho making fun of Skizzā€™ incredibly obvious plan. Huh Ethoā€™s rping the deadbeat dad a lot. Especially by making Scar and Bdubs turn on each other. HALF A HEART??? Every green has a yellow going after them for lols. ā€œOff you go Joel!! Oh I fell - thank you. You saved me! You saved Joel so that I can kill you!ā€ WHAT A SCENE!!! HE LANDED IN THE MLG. HE WASNT EVEN BOOGEY!! TOO GOOD TO BE SCRIPTED. What is happening. How did Martyn hit the ground he was in WATER. Impulse still the luckiest bastard ever. Etho trying to have a moment with Joel. Wait where was Martyn hiding?? Yes Etho what a great idea. Pull the tnt minecarts towards you. SCOTTā€™S PERFECT TIMING BEHIND THEM. HE JUST WATCHED THE TNT MINECART SLOWLY ROLL IN HIS DIRECTION LOL. SKIZZ NEARLY DIED SWIMMING AND TANGO HAS TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM LOL. Triple kill!!! Skynet, the mob farm, and pretty much unlimited deaths were the best things to ever happen to this server. Was Etho's mob farm just supplying the entire server for tnt? ā€œIā€™m impressed Etho, thatā€™s possibly the best work youā€™ve ever done.ā€ ā€œThank you Cleo. Also that was so meanā€ LOL ā€œNot overratedā€¦ his skills were from back in the dayā€ and Bdubs defending Ethoā€™s redstone when theyā€™re talking about his pvp skills. HE CALLED HIMSELF WASHED UP AHHAHAAHAH. Omg this scene is ICONIC. Etho just envisioning all the trash talk in his comments. THUMBNAIL IS ONE WORD LOL. Bdubs behaving exactly like an ethogirl in the comments making everything worst. YOUTUBE IN GENERAL LOL. What an episode.
The clocker RP is so good. Babysitting and also bullying Bdubs. Etho loves his tnt. And him just listening on Jimmyā€™s streamer talk. Ah they went after their wheat because of bread bridge. And his bridge too. This family dinner rp is too real omg. ā€œI like that sheā€™s quiet.ā€ Omg. ā€œWell this is niceā€ after the tnt gets placed down. OH DID HE CUT OUT THE ABSENT FATHER ROAST?!?!? Theyā€™re ACTUALLY playing fetch chicken with the tnt minecart. I canā€™t believe this. ā€œLittle bit of a baby throwā€ this is real incomprehensible family games right here. The trust exercise with the useless redstone torch. TWO?!? LOL THEY BLEW THEMSELVES UP AS EXPECTED. CLASSIC. WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?! ā€œYou dropped the ball.ā€ BRO.
Watching the clip compilation ep 6 by Molecoid. Has the no thumbnail and the intro LOL. He compared Skizz and Scarā€™s absā€¦.. why. ZombieGem absolutely roasting Etho. ā€œWhy would I ever listen to you?ā€ A scar trap lol. ā€œWhy are you saying re in front of it?ā€ LOL Joel and Jimmy are so desperate. Impulse is so bad at lying. HE DIDNT EVEN HIDE HIS STASIS CHAMBER AND SCAR FOUND IT AND KILLED HIM IMMEDIATELY. He resets it and Scar gets him again. Why would he reset it right there. HE DIES TO HIS OWN TRAP LOL. Martyn witnessing the downtime of Etho and seeing him turn red is such a lucky find. Wait how did Bdubs survive that end crystal. Just as heā€™s warning Etho from the family dinner too. ZOMBIEGEM ABSOLUTELY ROLLED HIM OMG. HE BARELY EVEN TRIED SHE LITERALLY BROKE HIS SHIELD WITH SWORE CRITS AND ENDED IT. HE GOT LIKE 2 HITS IN AND THEY WERENT EVEN CRITS. DIDNT EVEN BREAK HER SHIELD. ā€œWrench of a wifeā€ LOL. SHE WASNT EVEN USING HER SHIELD. SHE UPHILL SWORDED HIM WHEN HE HAD A DIAMOND AXE. SHE WAS ON TWO HEARTS AND SHE STILL HIT HIM LIKE 10 TIMES AND KILLED HIM AGAIN. OH MY GOD HE IS WASHED.
ā€œYeah I lost my audioā€ he says over clips of him getting absolutely demolished by the clockers LOL. What a significant look between Grian and Etho. Wow things really have changed this series. Etho doesnā€™t even pretend to not be the boogey. HE PULLED THE ā€œYOURE ADOPTEDā€ CARD OOOOOOH 1v3s without pregapping; 1/4 the damage was from his own firework, dies to lag from Grian while Scott cleans up. Classic. Quad kill!! Of course people trapped spawn. That firework through the waterfall kill on Jimmy was pretty cool.
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Classic Jimmy Trying to get Scott again with the fishing rod slow tnt minecarts. Joel died to glass in the water??? LOL. Etho just hitting every single block and taking fall damage at the worst time possible. HE KEEPS OPENING VC LOL. Bdubs trying to mediate between Scar and Etho lol. HE FELL OFF, CLUTCHED, OFFHANDS HIS AXE AND USES A PICK, AND THEN DIES TO A SKELETON. HES WASHED. AND THEN A WOLF STOLE HIS KILL LOOOOOL. Bdubs taking pity on him. This is such an iconic moment but Skizzā€™ skin is killing me. ā€œYouā€™re a standup guy. I appreciate you, I love everything about you. I just wish you were better at this game.ā€ AND AXE CRITS SKIZZ LIKE THAT. BRUTAL. EXECUTES HIM WHILE LAUGHING. Skizzā€™s ghostly ā€œMe tooā€ is also great. What an ending.
He finally got a tnt minecart kill! ā€œTango this is Minecraft. Why donā€™t you have blocks?ā€ Pearls game was rigged to kill all three. Etho was smart enough to pick the house that had its undersides all blown up lol. IMPULSE FINALLY GETS A END CRYSTAL KILL!!! BEAUTIFUL. Scar with the excellent sword names. Etho got Grian!!! Ethoā€™s just all by himself, in the sky, talking to ghosts. Oh you can shoot into the border now? How many times did Etho kill Grian?? With the fireworks through water each time as well??? And Scar cheering on Etho in the chat. ETHO HAD TO PROMPT GRIAN TO ENACT THE LOYALTY SWORD LOL!!! FANDOM LIED TO ME!!!! I thought it was a secret low key thing that would only appear at the beginning and end and would be Grian initiated but no!!!! Grian is so happy to live out his dreams of being rescued and partnered with Etho. Heā€™s so time hungry omg. Turning immediately on Pearl. Giving a fair 1v1 to Pearl was very kind of him. Heā€™s still washed though. He died to fall damage just like Grian lol. Half his health gone to his own firework too. He pinned the fluffing comment HAHA
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mar-im-o Ā· 2 years ago
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Grumbot isn't from this world.
He knows it the moment the rift opens, a tear in reality spilling out into his quiet, barren domain. It's the first sense of playing life he's seen in so long. And the familiar voice inside of it... It can't be...
Season Seven ended with no fanfare for Grumbot. It was slow. Painful. A being never meant to perceive anything more than his immediate functions ended up looking unto the server and watching it wither away.
And he blames himself.
It all comes down to design.
Maybe, Grumbot often thinks, if he'd stuck to his design things would have gone better. If he stuck to giving the simple, emotionless answers his dads designed him to give. If he hadn't tried to help.
Help.
His coding gave him one task. Grumbot veered and chose another.
Mumbo wanted to succeeded, to be mayor, and all Grumbot had wanted to do was help. Even if it meant extending his reach into the wireless redstone circuitry spanning the server. Even if it meant rigging the devices which counted the votes. Even if it meant giving Mumbo more.
And they were so happy. Grumbot had done it. He'd given them what they wanted.
They were happy.
He just wanted to help.
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Grumbot isn't from this world.
This robot--this device--it tells that to Grian the moment it slips from the purple tendrils of the rift. It explains itself so eloquently. So... complexly... Like it's a living thing and not some redstone machine from two seasons ago.
A season seven where Mumbo won. Grian chuckles hollowly, slumped across the panel Grumbot brought with. "A world where Mumbo's in charge. Oh the horror..."
Grian didn't ask Grumbot a question but, still, it responds.
Its machinery whirs, and despite no request a strip of paper prints off, stained with ink in a technical cuneiform.
Grian reads it as it prints.
He reads about a shopping district that Mumbo rules. One with redstone ladden streets and automated shops. He reads about a focus on functionality rather than aesthetic, no attempts to beautify the district in the way Scar had.
Grian reads about mycelium.
(His stomach twists at the word, fuzzy memories of months of his life spent in a daze, breathing in the spores of fungus and irrationality, every action of his the whim of some greater being.)
Mumbo didn't bother removing the mycelium. He saw no reason to.
It wasn't just Grian breathing it in anymore. The entire district inhaled the spores, poisoned and sickened by fungus, not minding as it spread. Stretched.
Killed.
The parchment pauses. Grian grips the prints tightly.
"Where's your Mumbo? Your Grian?"
The device doesn't provide an answer. It goes against its programming. It ignores the inquiry.
And Grian lets it. He drops the papers to the floor, grumbling something about faulty redstone. About needing some help. About fixing the buggy machine.
Grian doesn't ask Grumbot about its world anymore.
And Grumbot stares down at the living form of a lost creator.
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redwinterroses Ā· 3 years ago
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i hope im not bugging you, but i really want to get into hermitcraft! is there anywhere you suggest i start?
Asking me about my current obsession? NEVER a bother!
You're coming in at an excellent time, since we're about to get a new season starting and you can just hop right in -- last season had Story Stuff but in all likelihood most of that won't carry over other than one or two players' personal videos/storylines and likely a few running jokes.
As for where to start, that kinda depends on what you're interested in! All the hermits are fantastic content creators and honestly my best suggestion is to try a video or two from all of them and see who clicks with you. If you want to kinda get a head start, I'd suggest watching everyone's first videos from season 8 -- you don't even have to watch the whole thing. Skim through and if that particular hermit isn't hooking you, go on to the next!
But as far as some generalities go:
Builders
For gorgeous and inspiring builds, I recommend Goodtimeswithscar (goofy, lots of interactions with other hermits, an absolute darling of a man), Bdoubleo100 (friendly and shouty, like a human exclamation point, builds mountains overnight), Grian (server gremlin, starts wars, arguably the most well-known hermit), GeminiTay (new hermit! soft voice, cottagecore but fearsome), or Keralis (voice like honey, sneaky jokes, can't sing but will anyway). Most of the hermits are very talented builders, and a few of them really stretched themselves this last season, but those are a few of my favorites.
Technical
DocM77 (obviously first on the list. recreationally breaks minecraft. a true og -- if you've seen the Minecraft menu splash message "What's Up, Doc" that's literally a shoutout to him), TangoTek (my comfort streamer, dry humor, cartoon logic, wild iron farms and more), ImpulseSV (friend-shaped voice, major dad vibes, took a season off from being a redstone innovator to create a crazy megabuild, but plans to be back with more in s9), or ZedaphPlays (you'll never look at redstone the same way again. Also the man sounds like being wrapped in a cozy blanket)
Both
like I said: most hermits are skilled at multiple things, and even the most technical players usually also create gorgeous builds, but especially after last season a couple stand out to me:
Mumbo Jumbo (ever wanted a house in minecraft that turns inside out, communicates with extraterrestrials, and also includes every farm possible? Mumbo has probably built it. Renowned for his powers of lag, and really put his heart into learning to be a builder the last couple seasons), Cubfan135 (regrettably fond of the Chicago Cubs, but is king of the grind and puts the mega in megabuild), and Xisumavoid (more for his informative snapshot/prerelease/ minecraft update vids, though he also usually builds cool farms. server admin, has a voice like warm tea and somehow is actually shredded irl).
I also love Pearlescentmoon (Australian, prankster, beautiful builds), Ethoslab (incredibly chill content from another absolute LEGEND. We literally call a fundamental part of many redstone devices an "etho hopper clock" after this guy), Rendog (you want story? this guy's got story. love him), Iskall85 (human embodiment of sunshine and sass).
Those are most of the ones I follow the closest, but again: ALL the hermits are amazing and the best place to start is just sampling a bunch of them to see what strikes your fancy. Hermitcraft is not a heavily story-based server that you have up keep up with multiple POVs to get any idea what's going on -- if a hermit does Story Stuff is usually pretty self-contained to their own videos. Even with the Moon Big stuff last season, you could watch any individual hermit and get a sufficient idea of what was going on.
So feel free to jump in anywhere! If you want my personal recommendation? Grian, Mumbo, Tango, and Bdubs. I love all the hermits but those four are probably my top favorites. <3
Anyway! Hope that very long ramble was helpful, and welcome to hermitblr!
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A comprehensive list of all my Ghost au's
this post will be talking about all of the ghost au's ive created or co-created including talking about ghost au's from old fandom's that i am no longer in. if you want to ask about any of my au's my ask box and dm's are always open this includes the hermitcraft au but keep it to a minimum please also if any of the creator's of the characters have said that they arent comfortable with what im making ( with proof ofc) i will edit or delete what is needed to fit in the boundaries also another thing this is a long post if you just want the art go under the cut! this post will discuss how each au works and basic plot stuff about them the fandoms in this post are hermitcraft, epithet erased, and dsmp okay first things first-
my hermitcraft au (what a pity)-
On my old tumblr account I made a few posts about it along with a fanfic which never got finished due to me not wanting to interact with the fandom any more due to personal reasons and also I'm not very good at writing imo but I think I'm ready to talk about it again. Just keep in mind i will most likely not talk about this fandom ever again at least not on here again for personal preference : -) it was about season 6 Grian since he was who i was hyperfixating on at the time, being haunted by the ghosts of Sam and Taurtis, both of them from the old roleplay series' Yandere High School, and Tokyo Soul, and taurtis from Grians old-ish smp Evo. Since I never finished the fanfiction nobody but me and close friends ever got to hear the full story i had planned but now you will i guess. It was mainly just grian stressing about Sam and Taurtis being ghosts and him worrying about being crazy, though he would still join the hippies during the area 77 war he would be significantly more stressed especially when finding out that Sam and Taurtis have been possessing his body during the night, heā€™s more worried about Sam though because of his track record back in the other servers( yhs and ts) it was going to be that Sam (although death isn't permanent) would go on a killing spree in Grians body which would cause the area 77 guys to put him in the facility to see what's going on with him, and it didn't get further then that. My favorite part of this au much like all of my auā€™s were the design elements i had for it which i'll have under the cut with the other designs. Now for a rundown of how the ghost physics work in this world, in typical ghost fashion Sam and Taurtis were not able to touch or move anything, but they were able to interact with Grian, him being the only person who could see/hear/or touch them. Their only super natural abilities is being able to possess Grian.
Okay! Time for my Epithet Erased au!: Unlike what a pity this one doesn't have a name or a fanfic to go with it as said before i'm not exactly a writer but i have talked about it a bit before on this account along with posting the designs and general concept but i'll go more in depth here! As said in my original post this au was a co-creation with my best friend and sibling @brocolibean so go check bun out ^^ Unlike ā€˜What a Pityā€™ it was more lighthearted and comedy centric because it dealt with a bit more and also the original show is a comedy. This au didn't include the characterā€™s epithets so they are all humans. This will also include talking about house each ghost died so if your uncomfortable hearing about that you might want to skip the ghosts portion Just like the original post I'll separate the story summary into 3 parts with intervals in between to talk about the ghosts. First we have the Banzai boys part of the story. Giovanni, Spike, Dark Star, Crusher, Flame Thrower, Car Crash, and Ben all decide to move into a house together so they could all easily split the rent since its close to their collage, the house, which they get for cheap, is aa very old house with sketchy history. But it's a huge house for cheap so they don't complain they encounter the ghosts very early on living in the house and they swear to figure out how they died so they can get their memory back! The ghosts, Molly, Sylvie, Trixie, and Pheonica have no memory! All they know is that there are ghosts! They are connected to the property of this house but if you where to get something- like perhaps a stone from the property the ghost is still technically attached to it therefore the ghost can go with you anywhere Speaking of- -Phoenicia Fleecity is one of the last ghosts to show herself, her body is found in the overgrown garden flowers growing over her skeleton, she is from the victorian era making her the oldest out of the ghosts though he death is the most mysterious -Molly Blindeff is the first ghost the group meets her decomposed body is found buried in the floorboards of the living room, found when gio decided that the house needed renovation and taking matters into his own hands, she died via blunt force trauma i will not be going into detail here because i'm still thinking of doing something with this au she died in the early 2000ā€™s -Sylvester Ashling is the second ghost to show himself though he didn't want to, his body was found in the bottom of the pond in the backyard of the house in the garden. His body while it was decomposing and falling apart was still intact, bloated from drowning. Again i wont go into detail but this wasn't an accident time of death is unknown -Trixie Roughhouse is the third person to show themselves to the Banzai Blasters she is found in the bushes in the backyard her face disfigured from some sort of explosion unlike the others it seems like it was purely an accident, like sylvie their time of death is unknown Mera Salamin is the collages part time librarian nicknamed ā€œthe library witchā€ she started seeing her ghost after obtaining a neck bow with a blue pendant from a pawnshop she got it cause it was pretty and didn't expect a himbo to come along with it -Indus Tarbella is a ghost who is attached to the pendant and bow Mera wear it used to be his own until he was decapitated wearing it through he was properly buried he has no troublesome memories about what happened even after seeing his body heā€™s just happy to be with Mera Percival King is a security guard at the college and one of the best at that, she wields a story she got from a pawn shop as its her preferred weapon she takes her job very seriously -Ramsey and Zora both died by the same sword while fighting neither remember who wielded the sword, even after death they hate each other and hate being bound together even more Everyone ends up meeting and finding out they all have ghost hijinks ensue. The way ghosts work in this world is a bit strange I'll admit but it's one of my favorites. The ghosts can interact with the human world(menma style) but
they can only talk to the others who can see them (the Banzai Blasters, mera and percy) and the ghosts can interact with each other ghosts in this au attach themselves to an item or property that has someway to do with their death, the kids in the property, Indus it's the bow, and the sword duo is well, the sword Percy carries. As alluded to from before Gio and the rest of the boys end up carrying a bit of the property with them in the form of friendship bracelets four for each of them which makes 28 different bracelets so the kids can decide who to follow around for the day.i talked about how percy and Meraā€™s items work enough but i would like to mention that Indus does most of the heavy lifting around the library but becaus enoone else can see indus they assume sheā€™s magical, the glowing pendant doesn't help.
The last two auā€™s i want to talk about are both dream smp auā€™s
though i've never talked about them online until now, again thanks to @brocolibean for letting me brain vomit my way through these auā€™s and helping me out with things i love them please check him out I'll be honest i'm so scared of this fandom so i'm afraid to talk about my auā€™s please be nice to me Also this is all roleplay and fiction!<3 The first one i'll talking about is the dsmp ghost hunters au Sam runs a company where groups of people hunt ghosts for money! Those groups being Phil, Technoblade, Wilbur,Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo Dream, George, Sapnap, Quackity, Karl Bad, ant, Skeppy, and Puffy Thereā€™s most likely more but there the only people i can think of at this moment The only canonical ghost being Schlatt This au doesn't have a proper story perse it's more about gags and stuff about the different character fighting over ghosts for money but the story stuff i do have- Sbi family dynamic is real here you can rejoice, Phil adopts Tubbo after his dad (Schlatt) kicks the bucket and fucking dies , Tubbo befriendā€™s Ranboo some mysterious teen who just desperately needs a job so he- and the rest of the Minecraft family help him get one- though they find out Ranboo isnt as human as he was made out to be and he finds out heā€™s this worlds version of angels called enderā€™s and heā€™s there to protect Tubbo and Tommy which explains why the more violent ghosts start being less violent at the arrival of Ranboo joining their team. Bad isn't human either being a demon his entire group knowā€™s plus quackity. Quackity found out but squirting him with holy water through a water gun but don't worry he promised not to tell anyone; -) Bad and Ranboo know about each other because they see each other as their true forms The minecraft fam found out about Schlatt being a ghost through Tommy- despite Tubbo telling him not to- telling them from calling up and paying for them to investigate their own house saying ā€œtechnically i didn't tell themā€ they ended up not getting rid of Schlatt though I'm not going to talk about how the ghosts here work because it's not super important to the plot
The second au is another ghost au where the main characters are ghosts themselves,
like the others its mainly lighthearted and comedic with dark attributes The plot surrounds the sbi family moving into a new house and Tommy finding out it's being haunted by two ghostā€™s. Those ghosts being Tubbo and Ranboo This au isn't fully figured out but I know that he found out he was haunted by sending a selfie to someone(possibly Drista and Purpled? Since there are only other minors who were part of the dsmp lore? But ultimately idk) and them being like ā€œyo i didn't know you had friendsā€ and him being like ā€œ?????ā€ Tubbo died from a boiler exploding and Ranboo died from drowning (which are apparently my two favorite deaths) this also doesn't have an official story? It was just an excuse to make ghost designs with a bit of a story without the commitment As said before it's a sbi au but also a Dadschlatt au cuz I like Dadschlatt auā€™s. The main story bits i have are background stuff for Tubbo and Ranboo which ill elaborate now The house was originally meant to be just a summer home because it had a large lake in the backyard Ranbooā€™s family would go there often but that doesn't mean his family liked him very much because of his heterochromia, Vitiligo, and his height his family thought he was strayed from god and drowned him Tubbo died during sleep while Schlatt wasn't home either out drinking or just at work he came home to the house being partially blown up and his son nowhere to be seen he calls Puffy out of fear and she calls the cops. He moves away and most likely starts drinking a bit more. The house gets rebuilt and now the sbi live there hijinks ensue! The ghosts in this au work in a simpler manor only Tommy can see them unless a photo is taken but even then they are blurred, they can float and go through walls and their ability to touch things is limited Ranbooā€™s memory is worse then Tubboā€™s but Tubboā€™s isnā€™t much better.
below the cut will be designs and stuff be safe pal's- there will be minor/cartoony blood-
rip me exposing my old art on this account also i'm ripping these from my fucking amino account that i don't use but still have the password too
gonna do the original what a pity drawins first them ill show a more recent rendition because i hate the old drawings
these are the old drawins i hate them
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then,,, i just drew them,,,,, fuck these guys/j
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thses are the old sprite edits of these four! trixies design is the only one that really changed
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the ded;-; i couldnt fit him on the page
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there he is! ft indus and very much alive mera(who i cant figure out how to FUCKING DRAW-)
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gay's get wilbur'd/j
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they lookin for ghosts
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the whole fmaily is here but its quality is shit
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these bitches dead! good for them,,, good for them,,,,,,/j/rp
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slimesidian Ā· 4 years ago
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Ye got any Impy headcannons up ye sleeves?
Anything is fine :)
Oh Impulse headcanons are what you crave? It's not like he's one of my favorite Hermits or anything no. Seriously though yes I have Impy headcanons. This leads into some Team ZITS backstory headcanons as well just because I can't talk about Impulse without the backstory apparently.
This one is LONG so you're getting a read more, it's justā€¦ head full. Impulse beloved.
-Mod Slime
Species
Impulse is Enderborn. He's from the End and has powers that are like a mix of the Ender dragon(wings and dragon's breath) and Endermen(teleportation).Ā 
These Enderborn powers(save the wings) don't ever really come out unless Impulse is agitated enough.
This leads Impulse to thinking he's human but somehow has wings. He's oblivious to the fact he's not human("I think I'm human" + the offense he takes in 3rd Life when Cleo says being human is "out of fashion").
Being born in the End or the Nether leads to humans thinking that a Player is demon(hence ppl mistaking Tango for a demon), which considering Impulse can be summoned, makes people think that even more.
Backstory
Before Hermitcraft, Impulse resided in the end until he was found by Skizz and Zedaph. Zed can speak Galactic, so he had to help translate what Impulse was saying. This led to them teaching Impulse how to speak English.
They taught Impulse about the Overworld and he got really interested and wanted to go with them
Impulse took a liking to two things specifically upon entering the Overworld. Redstone and mob wrangling.
The mob wrangling eventually leads Impulse into the Nether, where he goes a bit too deep and ends up in an area similar to the 1.16 Nether.
He finds a Netherborn kid(?) running away from a mob he hadn't seen yet, but that wasn't important. The important thing was saving the little guy and getting him away from the mob before he got killed
Turns out this kid is Tango. So Impulse kind of accidentally adopted Tango.Ā 
General
Other notable things about Impulse are that he is definitely a dad friend. He is just a very hypocritical dad friend. Heā€™ll tell one of the Hermits to sleep yet he spends multiple days without sleeping. He makes sure his friends take care of himself, yet he sleeps out in the snow for a week after hurting himself. He basically can not take care of himself properly because heā€™s too busy caring for his friends
After every major event on the server, he will definitely just collapse in bed for a few days, sometimes he does this at Zed or Tango's bases, since the three of them probably have weekly sleepovers
Impulse is the originator of the Hermit Debug Week. He noticed Tango's eyes messed up one time and offered to fix them. On the same day, Mumbo came by and asked if Impulse could help him reattach his arm. Impulse decided "hey what if all the Hermits with technical parts just come to my place once a month in case of any issues"(the problem is Doc was stubborn and refused to come for the first few Debug Weeks. Eventually Impulse had to drag him there because his arm was glitched beyond repair and he wasn't asking anyone for help). Debug week consists of Tango, Mumbo, Iskall, Doc, and most recently, Zedaph.Ā 
Impulse's closet confuses everybody. He has multiple versions of his yellow shirt. One has the Creeper face on the front and the "i" on the back. He has one that's the reverse of this, he has one that doesn't have a back and is just the "i" on front. He has multiple color variants of these shirts. He has a shirt with his face on it instead of a Creeper. He has so many.
He's one of the few Hermits with wings in their natural state. Others include Grian(space wings), Stress(butterfly wings), Scar(Vex wings), and False(bat wings).Ā 
He has an irrational fear of bats and refuses to explain.Ā 
Impulse is the living embodiment of "I have drank 5 cups of coffee and am running on pure adrenaline" and it's impossible to stop him when he is thinking about being a madlad.Ā 
3rd Life
On 3rd Life his skin has more black and purple on it, his fingers are longer too. He has yet to accept that this means he's Enderborn. He thinks it's just a glitch or something and Grian sucks at adminning
His sclera are slowly turning purple over time. He yet again refuses to acknowledge that this makes him inhuman. Everybody else knows.
He doesn't have his wings on 3rd Life.
Moonlight SMP
He still thinks about how he thought a male witch was hitting on him. Tango refuses to let that go.
When doing the interviews to figure out members, Impulse and Tango decided to tell Zed to act as if he didn't know them. This was absolutely worth the humor it led to.
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grimm-the-tiger Ā· 3 years ago
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I posted 1,699 times in 2021
150 posts created (9%)
1549 posts reblogged (91%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 10.3 posts.
I added 180 tags in 2021
#my art - 60 posts
#hetalia - 19 posts
#shitpost - 16 posts
#fanart - 14 posts
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#hermitcraft - 12 posts
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Longest Tag: 117 characters
#so instead i'm just going to reblog this entirely because of calling atlantis one of the best disney movies ever made
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
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More Grian. Iā€™m really proud of the wings; I thought they came out much better in this one. Same goes for the pose. Now, if only Iā€™d had references...Ā 
54 notes ā€¢ Posted 2021-09-07 16:04:27 GMT
#4
Okay, so Minna Sundberg uploaded a new comic, and, uh...what happened?Ā 
Itā€™s calledĀ ā€œLovely Peopleā€ if I remember correctly. It started out as a pretty decent commentary on social credit systems, but then spiraled downwards into a Fundamentalist Christian tract. The entire reason I liked her work to begin with was because yes, she had a great art style, but also because Stand Still Stay Silent was an interesting usage of pagan mythologies.Ā 
According to the authorā€™s note, she found a newfound faith in Christianity, which is great and all, but, like...Iā€™m concerned? Not just for her work, but for her as well. Saying that her audience can only repent for their sins by converting is a staggeringly terrible idea and kind of a spit in the face to some of them, especially people like me who donā€™t have religious beliefs.Ā 
Iā€™m not sure what to think. Iā€™m just...Iā€™m just kind of confused right now, if Iā€™m being honest. This probably shouldnā€™t affect me as bad as it does, but it does. I hope Stand Still Stay Silent doesnā€™t turn into Lovely People, because I genuinely enjoy Stand Still Stay Silent and I really donā€™t want to stop reading it if she starts cramming her beliefs into it. I donā€™t normally mind works when theyā€™re political from the start, but just shoving it into something that wasnā€™t political to begin with seems like a recipe for disaster.Ā 
65 notes ā€¢ Posted 2021-03-27 13:00:58 GMT
#3
Even more of my favorite works of fiction described as badly as possible.Ā 
Adorable little insect kills God. (Hollow Knight)Ā 
A Game of Thrones characterā€™s guide to becoming a dictator. (How To Become a Tyrant) [not technically fiction but I couldnā€™t resist]
Bird man starts wars on a family-friendly Minecraft server for fun. (Hermitcraft)Ā 
Game of Thrones IN SPAAAAACE! (Red Rising)Ā 
Ghost Adventures but the ghosts are real. (Lockwood & Co)Ā 
Taking the phraseĀ ā€œfiremanā€ a little too literally. (Fahrenheit 451)Ā 
Destroying the world is not a good way to spend time with your daughter. (Aru Shah and the End of Time)Ā 
An 800-page novel about an interplanetary drug war. (Dune)Ā 
Block people die and keep making us cry. (3rd Life)Ā 
A narcoleptic drags four kids into his and his brotherā€™s sibling rivalry. (The Mysterious Benedict Society)Ā 
118 notes ā€¢ Posted 2021-09-03 17:02:26 GMT
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My favorite works of fiction described as badly as possible, part 2:Ā 
Spooky discs change a sentient parrotā€™s life and cause him to pursue a career in becoming an eldritch abomination. (Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated)Ā 
A plane undergoes a delay bad enough that it takes five years for it to land. Its passengers gain a cult following and the same reputation as the X-Men. (Manifest)Ā 
Two elementary schoolers get way too into reading. (Story Thieves)Ā 
Lesbians spend five seasons brewing the most volatile sexual chemistry ever before finally making out. (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)Ā 
Kid finds magic watch and goes to fight space Cthulhu. (Ben 10)Ā 
Local teenager dies and comes back as half a ghost somehow, more at 11. (Danny Phantom)Ā 
A group of teens hate their parents for actually legitimate reasons and run away with a dinosaur. (Runaways)Ā 
Lonely teenager finds a girlfriend, closure and also voodoo. Said girlfriend finds out her dad was a dick. (Cloak and Dagger)Ā 
Block people punch trees. (Minecraft)Ā 
Victorian London but gay. (Fallen London)Ā 
A road trip between some complete strangers to go pick up books. (Stand Still, Stay Silent)Ā 
130 notes ā€¢ Posted 2021-03-24 13:01:18 GMT
#1
The various Minecraft SMPs I watch as literary genres/categories.Ā 
Hermitcraft - early middle school fantasy with no stakes where everyoneā€™s just sort of chilling.Ā 
Empires SMP - solidly middle school fantasy with a lighthearted tone that keeps divebombing straight intoĀ ā€œowā€.Ā 
Dream SMP - a straight-up YA novel with bloodshed, chaos and angst.Ā 
3rd Life/Last Life - that chaotic Hunger Games fanfic you wrote on a sleep-deprived binge in 8th grade that is somehow still good despite being written at the absolute peak of your edginess.Ā 
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arts-and-drafts Ā· 4 years ago
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Unexpected Delivery
(This is the start of the Big Brother AU! I made it in fic form since my hand was out of commission at the time!)
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Cleo hummed absently as she finished up the last of the DNA samples for the cloning tubes. It was routine by now; she was nearly halfway done cloning the other hermits for her zoo, the growing duplicates catatonic in their seperate tubes.
Cleo thought there was nothing wrong with her quote "questionable" science, but the other hermits seemed uncomfortable whenever she casually brought it up. Which was fine! She was sure they wouldn't mind that she didn't tell them they were being cloned this time. She'd take great care of them! It'd be a great feature of the zoo.
Cleo poured the last sample into an empty tube, having already confirmed the cells were reproducing as expected. She gave a soft smile as the tube filled with the liquid she liked to call "human fertilizer", which would help the clones grow to their correct proportions in the span of a few weeks.
Cleo removed her protective lab gear, carelessly throwing her gloves on the ground. She wasn't alive, there was no danger of hazardous disposal. And her lab was entirely Joe-proof, so not even he could mess this up. There was nothing left to do now but wait.
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Cleo started in stunned panic at the last tube. Oh no. No no no.
Instead of a recognizable hermit taking shape by now, it was a small, bean shaped fetus. Something was very very wrong.
The other clones were nearly finished, already clearly resembling Cleo's friends. But instead of a nearly fully grown adult, there was a developing BABY in the last tube.
Cleo was terrified. She had no idea what could've gone wrong. She swabbed each hermits individual bases EXACTLY so this had no chance of happening. What was she going to do?! It was too small to even see any definitive traits of who the parents could be, but even if there was, what was Cleo going to do? Just walk up to them and hand them their accidental test tube baby, sorry and good luck?
Cleo paused her panicked fidgeting. That could actually work. She did just successfully create a scientific breakthrough, accidental or not. Surely that was something no-one could be mad at. All things considered she should be very proud of herself, actually. How hard could taking care of a kid be anyway? Cleo found it relatively easy; that's why she was a teacher before she died, after all. She loved the little buggers.
Surely it would be fine. Everything would be just fine.
Cleo sat in front of the cloning tube, now an artificial womb. The soft green light from the tube shone on Cleo's thoughtful face, her eyes focused on the small little creation growing in front of her.
What a miraculous turn of events.
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Mumbo was awoken in the dead of night by something banging on the door to his hobbit hole.
He blearily looked around the bedroom, unsuccessfully trying to blink away the sleep from his eyes. He saw the light from his son's charging cord gently pulsing in the corner of the room, Grumbot still soundly resting in sleep mode. Rain battered the glass ceiling of the two-room house, the trees along the coast lashing in the monsoon-like winds.
The banging at the door came again, and Grian stirred at Mumbo's side. "Whazzit." Grian mumbled without opening his eyes. Mumbo listened intently at the knocks.
"Zombie." Mumbo realized, Grian groaning in annoyance in response. "You geddit." Grian stated, waving a hand vaguely towards the direction of the door. Mumbo sighed exaggeratedly, resigning himself. "It's raining," he complained, but was met with pointedly fake snores from his husband.
Mumbo shook his head with a small smile, pulling back the blanket to swing his legs over the side of the bed. He yawned and stretched as he stood up, shaking out his hands before grabbing his netherite sword from the bedside chest. Zombies weren't terribly dangerous, but Mumbo doubted he could take one on without serious damage if he was sleepy.
He swung open the door to his hobbit hole, sword poised to strike, but stopped suddenly as he recognized Cleo's face staring back at him, sopping wet and holding a mess of blankets. "I guess I was right," Mumbo stammered with a small laugh, not knowing what else to say. "There was a zombie at my door."
"Very funny." Cleo scoffed, wrinkling her nose to signify no harm done. "What--it's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" Mumbo asked, sheathing his sword and yawning again.
Cleo opened her mouth, but was instantly cut off by a massive thunderclap. The mess of blankets she was holding suddenly came to life, squirming and bawling its lungs out.
Mumbo stared as Cleo frantically shushed the thing in her arms, gently rocking it back and forth. "Is that a baby?!" Mumbo gasped. "I would love to come in, if you don't mind." Cleo said dryly, purposely ignoring his question.
"O-Oh, of course--get out of this weather, goodness--" Mumbo stuttered, moving aside.
"Hold this." Cleo said distractedly, shoving the screaming bundle of soaked blankets into Mumbo's arms after he shut the door to the raging storm. Cleo shook off the water like a dog, spraying Mumbo and his nice furniture with a shower of droplets. "Ack--Cleo, come on!" Mumbo complained over the wailing of the creature in his arms.
"It's fiiine." Cleo responded, wringing out her hair over the doormat. "You can't just say 'it's fine' whenever you do something," Mumbo muttered, knowing he was fighting a losing battle. He turned his attention to the bundle in his arms as Cleo peeled off her soaked striped socks.
Mumbo pulled back the top covering of the screaming heap, revealing what he'd recognized from the beginning; a small human baby, very clearly newborn.
"Is that a baby?" Mumbo looked up to see Grian, out of bed and staring at the poor thing in Mumbo's arms. "Hi Cleo. Oh hi Grian! I'm doing great, thanks for asking!" Cleo flipped her hair back from her face and glared at Grian, the avian sticking his tongue out at her in return.
"Here--can you get new blankets, Gri? These are soaked." Mumbo asked, unconsciously slipping into Dad Mode. He freed the still crying baby from the soaking bundle, unceremoniously dumping the blankets on the floor.
Cleo moved to sit her wet butt on Mumbo's nice couch as he tried to quiet the baby. "Where--where did it come from? Why the middle of the night?" Mumbo stammered, wordlessly handing the child over to Grian, who had returned with clean warm blankets. The baby was dressed in a plain leather tunic, something Grian quickly replaced for an old nightshirt of Grumbot's. It was still too big, but at least it was dry.
Cleo took a breath, clasping her hands together on her knees. Mumbo and Grian sat on the couch across from her, the baby finally quieting from ear-splitting wails to snuffled fussing. "Please explain, Cleo. Who's is it?" Mumbo pleaded, moving a hand through his hair.
"Well, ah, it came from my lab." Cleo began nervously. "Yes, I have a lab." She interjected at Mumbo's surprised look. "And uh. Well, it's yours."
Grian snapped his head up from the baby, having the same shocked-slash-confused look as Mumbo. "Wh--what? Sorry?" Mumbo stammered. "We're both boys." Grian stated stupidly. "Men. We're men." He corrected, going red.
Cleo rolled her eyes. "It's not a traditional baby, dummies. It's a test tube baby. A--an accidental one." Cleo wrung her hands awkwardly at Mumbo and Grian's faces.
"How do you make an accidental test tube baby, Cleo?!" Mumbo exclaimed. He wasn't mad, just--well, extremely confused. "Why were you making a test tube baby in the first place?!" Grian continued. Cleo held her hands up in surrender. "I--okay--I'm making a hermit zoo exhibit! And I'm cloning you! For the zoo! And uh--well, THAT happened." Cleo explained, gesturing at the small being in Grian's lap. "I individually swabbed your bases, so--I'm not really sure how it happened?" Cleo stuttered.
Mumbo stared. "Cleo. We're married. We live together." Mumbo said, holding up his hand to display the ring Grian had made him.
Cleo stared back. "Oh. Well, that would make sense." She rubbed the back of her neck self consciously. "Cleo, you came to the wedding!" Grian stated incredulously. "You were my groomsmaid!!" Cleo winced. "Right. That's right. I remember now." She said apologetically.
"I--anyways. That baby is a perfect mix of your DNA, so--I mean, technically speaking, I managed to create life without the use of traditional means, so you should be not mad, you should be impressed, really." Cleo rambled.
Mumbo opened his mouth and then closed it again. His redstone brain was truly very impressed, actually, but his parent brain took over. "So you just--gave us a baby? We have a baby now, that's it?" He asked, his voice pitching.
Grian gasped quietly next to Mumbo, pulling his attention from an increasingly nervous Cleo. Grian was staring at the baby, who had finally quieted into idle murmuring. "He has your eyes, Mumby." Grian whispered, his voice catching. Mumbo leaned over, startled to see the same shade of red as his staring back at him. "Oh," Mumbo breathed, a strange feeling coming over him.
Grian held out his finger to the baby and was immediately grasped by the tiny thing's button-sized hand, letting out a coo of endearment and peeking the smallest of smiles. The baby was a naked newborn, hardly a day old, but Mumbo was instantly struck by how much the little smile reminded him of Grian.
Mumbo finally looked away from the baby to Cleo, who brandished a smug grin. Mumbo huffed in annoyance he couldn't bring himself to feel.
"Well...he needs a name." Mumbo reluctantly stated, silently accepting the new member to the family that Cleo had brought them. Cleo grinned wider, undoubtedly coming to the same conclusion that he had.
"Jrum--wait." Grian bit on a laugh. "We can't call him Jrumbot, Grian." Mumbo corrected dryly over Cleo and Grian's giggling. "Okay, how about Junior, then?"
Mumbo wrinkled his nose. "That sounds patronizing. And cliche." He disagreed. Grian hummed in thought while their unnamed son sucked on his finger.
"Okay, how about Juni? That's got a nice ring to it," Grian suggested. Mumbo smiled. "You're just saying that because you can't think of another name than Junior." He teased, letting out a laugh when Grian shoved him in response.
"I like Juni." Cleo piped up, visibly more relaxed after knowing they wouldn't be mad at her.
Mumbo looked down at their new son again, his bright red eyes now curiously swiveling around to everything he could see. He was so young, so small and fragile, and yet Mumbo could already see so much life in him.
"Yeah." Mumbo said, swallowing a sudden lump in his throat. "I like Juni too."
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0erpro Ā· 4 years ago
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Grumbot head cannons! Cuz... why not?
Grumbot will sometimes speck in third person. Why? Ask Mumbo he programmed them!
They actually donā€™t have a mouth. They have a speaker at the base of their neck that acts as their mouth.
His eyes are screens, meaning his pupils can change shape. From shapes to loading circles
He also has sensors on the palms of his hands. They act as his touch as well as a hologram screen if need be.
He has red stone freckles ( like his father) but they act differently to mumbos. While mumboā€™s are from him working on red stone and some of the dust staining his skin permanently, grumbot is technically made of red stone. When ever he is showing a strong emotion like excitement, they glow.
As seen in my recent drawing of him showing what he would look with out his shirt, he is powered by a red stone torch. If that torch goes out he ā€œdiesā€ until Mumbo or grian replace the torch.
Going back to his chest, the dial on it act as a overheat scale. If he over heats, goes into red, he automatically shut down as to not break or destroy any red stone inside of him. He cools down by going into the sea.
More on his chest, the heart monitor is just another indicator for the red stone torch and when it needs replaced.
And before you freak out, he is water proof.
His antenna acts on emotion. Angry? The antenna goes zigzag. Happy? Spins it self into a spring etc.
What does he use his diamonds that he gets from his dads? Well, he just saves them. He doesnā€™t have a use from them has he doesnā€™t need to buy anything. But if he over hears one of his dads complaining about how low their diamonds stash is, two or three diamond blocks appear in their base. Do his dads know itā€™s him? No. Does he plan on keeping that way? Yes
ļæ¼ļæ¼tall, like... 9ft? 8ft? Idk, but he tall and can hold Mumbo and grian in his hands. Well, they sit in his hands but still. Tall robo boi
More later?? Most likely cuz I love doing head cannons!
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siren07tucker Ā· 4 years ago
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At the request of my dear friend who recently risen from the dead here is the big brother AU... but superheroes! Big brother AU is created byļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ @petrichormeraki and Fortuna and Atlanta are made by @smileforever3
So since Iā€™m pretty sure the poultry man Chronicles happen in season six but the Big brother AU is in season sevenļæ¼ļæ¼ ļæ¼ all the superheroes and villains more or less just disappear or retired.
It all starts out with best girl tizzy going through some of ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ Zedaphā€™s things because sheā€™s bored eventually deep within her papaā€˜s closet she finds two chests and an armor stand with a sheet over it. Inside the first chest was a bunch of merchandise? ļæ¼ she picked up a comic book that saidļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ Wormman and the missing cat issue 15 there was more comics and even a costume!
On the armor stand was beat up and slightly bloodied version of the costume. She spent a good couple of hours reading the comics when she was done with what she assumed whatā€™s the final one she moved onto the extra chest on that one there was a sign that said Super cool sidekick thatā€™s totally not evil!! Inside were fabric sewing supplies couple of sketchbooks and what looked to be a toolbox and ļæ¼more comics this time showing Wormman ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼and ..ļæ¼. EvilXisuma! ļæ¼ she kept reading!
Eventually though she had an idea!ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ she grabbed as many comics as she could hold she even managed to grab the suit and the two sketchbooks she ran two Ziaā€˜s bass (Zia is the only person she knows that can sew... and her dad is EvilXisuma)
Zia is only mildly shocked she grew up hearing her creator talk about wormManļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ and his adventures! The thing that shocked her the most is though what is tizzy asking if Zia would be willing to modify the old suit and also be her sidekick! Without zero hesitation she agreed! Thatā€™s how the first Super hero of the new generation came to be! Worm girl and her super cool sidekick moth! But without knowing it they started a chain reaction because of you superhero need A villain!
Which is where fractal comes in as the first villain named the end. ļæ¼ Grumbot is the villain carp ghostļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼, The prodigy of Salmon ghost (I know technically itā€™s Grian but in this it might be an Mumbo? But like he doesnā€™t know itā€™s him) ļæ¼ļæ¼
Aislin has the same problem even though technically he does have super powers which is his plants some thing else happens that makes him a villain and not even he knows that itā€™s him, there are vex and most of them are mischievous pranksters but there are some... Who are angry at players and evoker. Aislin was made byļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ vexā€™s he can be affected by them more than other players and even though the vex tried to protect him this new wave of heroics makes the other vex so angry they take Aislinnļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ physical body and uses it two destroy all the hope ļæ¼and happinessļæ¼ļæ¼! Thatā€™s how the villain hex came to be.ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼
Fortuna is the heroļæ¼ known as ļæ¼ Lucky! Thatā€™s it are super power itā€™s just her Luck being maxed outļæ¼ļæ¼
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Atlanta itā€™s basically the same thing but with her stamina and focus sheā€™s known as the hero Artemis!
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Of course Junie is poultry man (part two electric Boogaloo!) ļæ¼
Kid well they used to be the lamb the sidekick to goatļæ¼manļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ but those days are over goat man was in retirement but when they see the new wave of superhero they knew they had to help in someway? For the most part theyā€™re no longer a hero or sidekickļæ¼ they help train these new heroes and make them support items but if worst came to worst the lamp might make a return!
No one knows what side jiggles is on they just do whatever she thinks is right or fun?
ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ Richard is likeļæ¼ his uncle... he is the cutest villain ever!
ļæ¼ Charlie is trying to make sure no one gets themselves killed! Or band from the hermit craft server!
This reminds me of south parks the fractured but hole! Where all the kids are superheroes and at first everyoneā€™s like oh yeah the game but itā€™s so much more than that! But also hermit craft is very technologically advance compared to the Dream SMP and maybe it would be likeļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ the stick of truthļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼ļæ¼! But imagine Ranboo or pink coming to the hermit craft server trying to escape this whole fantasy world all the rest of their friends and family made only to come into this struggle between good and evil!ļæ¼
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votederpycausemufins Ā· 3 years ago
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next chapter of More Than One hahaha much angst in this chapter. at the very least i love angst with good endings!
@helleborusangel gets tagged for my writing, and yall can send asks if you want me to also tag you.
In the past day or so, Grum had done his best to research everything he needed. He had all his notes ready for what was still an unnamed war, but thatā€™s normally how things started. Of course the hermits would choose sides, but based on what he knew about them so far, there were sides that were likely to form in similar ways to the mycelium war, with a few exceptions.
After that, he worked a bit more on his help for his daddy and catching him up on what he missed while sick. It didnā€™t take too long, as other hermits were able to do the same since he could move around, but Grum liked being able to help his daddy.
The other stuff didnā€™t need to be worked with too much, since if he compared everything to boxes or chests, that was mostly the junk chest. Or more likely miscellaneous. In other words, something that didnā€™t matter that much right now.
The last was everything with being a kid. Grum took his free time to research what kids normally did, see how Jrum acted, maybe read a few books on the topic, and he was pretty sure he had it down. Now today he was going to test out if he was right, and his first stop was in his Dadā€™s base.
Grum arrived at the basement of the mansion before taking the elevator upstairs, which was obviously the most fun option opposed to taking the stairs or flying, so he was off to a great start. The next stop was his dadā€™s closet, which was practically a room of itā€™s own. In researching, dress up was a common activity for kids, so this would be a perfect activity for him to do. Especially if it ended up in a mess that needed to be cleaned later. A mess he would need to refuse to clean at first of course. Jrum hated getting cleaned up after a redstone project, and other kids seemed to hate the job of cleaning up, or rather, the chore. Because kids got chores, not jobs.
For most of the clothes, they all better fit his dad, which made them too big on Grum, but that was supposed to add to the charm. He even started off with a well worn sweater that had been stretched a bit bigger than the others, really emphasizing the look. Once he put it on, the collar dipped a bit low, and the hem nearly reached his knees while the sleeves when unrolled draped over his hands. Looking in a nearby mirror, Grum couldnā€™t help but smile at how silly he looked.
Grum took the sweater off and went to hang it up before stopping himself and letting it lay on the floor, nodding in approval at the way the fabric lay on the ground in a messy fashion. His next choice was a black hoodie that was a similar side, but baggy near the bottom. Still, it didnā€™t quite feel right, so Grum tossed it aside.
He huffed a little while looking at all the clothes. While sure, he was smaller than his dad, the difference between him and his dad was much slimmer than him and his daddy, or Jrum and their dad. But then he spotted something that hung a bit lower on a hanger.
Walking over, Grum saw what was the same color as most of his dadā€™s sweaters, but more of a jacket or a robe. Putting it on, the fabric draped past his knees, and it was easy enough to wrap around him. Perfect. Reinvigorated by the nice find, Grum started going through the closet, putting the sweater jacket to the side and trying on a number of other outfits.
At first, Grum had been very methodical about the whole thing, but over the course of trying everything on, he sort of stopped treating it like a thing he had to do and actually just did it for fun. He was having so much fun in fact, he didnā€™t notice the clatter from outside, especially since nothing immediately came from it. But a few minutes later, he stopped when he heard someone speak.
ā€œJrum, is that you in there?ā€ Grum heard his daddy ask, and couldnā€™t help but frown a little at the fact that it was assumed he was his brother.
ā€œNope. Iā€™m Grum.ā€
ā€œOh. Well, what are you doing in there?ā€
ā€œPlaying dress up.ā€ Grum replied, taking that as an opportunity to put on some shoes he found, which didnā€™t quite fit his feet, but it was fun to wear them anyway.
Mumbo said something a bit too quiet for Grum to hear, but then he stepped into the closet, trying not to step on any clothes. When he got close to Grum, the bot turned to look over at his Daddy with a smile, Mumbo chuckling a little at the way Grum was dressed. The bot had kept the cardigan sweater on, but underneath was a bright lime green tank top. Below that was a hot pink skirt that Mumbo recognized as belonging to ā€˜Ariana Griandeā€™ and Grum was currently putting on the second in a pair of very woolly boots.
ā€œWell, it certainly looks like you were having fun, but your dad was worried about you and I think you should let him know things are fine.ā€
Grum was a little disappointed, but reluctantly nodded. ā€œDo I need to take everything off?ā€
ā€œNo, I think staying dressed up will help your case.ā€
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It turned out staying in their outfit really did help Grumā€™s case. Grian was at first worried about something with robots and closets, but upon seeing Grum, the bot could barely explain themself before Grian lit up and cooed over how adorable Grum looked. He scrambled to get his comm out to take pictures while Grum smiled, their screen flickering a magenta color which neither of their dads managed to catch, and it was gone by the time Grian finally took some pictures.
From there, Grum was allowed to back in the closet and dress up a few more times, feeling themself smile more and more as their dads took pictures, and by the end, their dad offered to make some more outfits so they could have more to play with. Grum of course said yes, but then came the dreaded clean up, and they started work on that. They sighed when they started, and over time, Grum could feel it become less of a game and more of a chore for him, which was how it was planned, but he couldnā€™t help but feel a little disappointed.
After everything was all cleaned up, he mentally checked that off his list and looked at what was next. He didnā€™t know what his brother was up to, but he was hoping that playing pretend would be okay on his own. The hermits certainly seemed to come up with stories on their own, so he could do the same. Since Jrum always used Scarā€™s village, Grum tried to think of a different place, eventually settling on Cleo and Keralisā€™ city.
When he arrived in the city, Grum put down a shulker box and unloaded all his items into it, then put the shulker into his inventory. His whole goal was to make a story while walking the streets, which would hopefully be helped by the presence of the armor stands littered around. He looked around, trying to figure out where exactly to start from, eventually noticing the main road ending near the ferris wheel and deciding to start from there. Ideas ranged from a kid out on their own for the first time or one who was separated from their family. Eventually he settled on the first idea, not wanting to figure out being a worried child.
Grum took a moment to mess with his ā€˜boxesā€™ and ā€˜filesā€™, then he walked over to the outdoor bar area and took a seat, looking around. The place wasnā€™t that populated, the area down the street having all the armor stands, so it was up to Grumā€™s imagination. He stared, half glaring at the empty spaces, willing for something to appear to help him along. But nothing happened, making him imitate a sigh. Well, time to figure it out.
He had gotten off the Ferris wheel. And then he came to thisā€¦ empty stallā€¦ no not empty. Theā€¦ the owner just had to step away for a lunch break, because they canā€™t eat their own food all the time. It would hurt profits. But the food was a balance in taste, portion and price, so Grum was willing to wait.
He actually waited a bit too long, forgetting about playing pretend, then he reminded himself and was served an invisible bowl of redstone, which he ā€˜ateā€™, then he was off to explore more of the city. He didnā€™t get that far before joining a pair of armor stands, pretending they were the ones taking him to visit the city.
Thinking of them as parents didnā€™t fit right, especially since they were outfitted with masks of two other hermits, who were definitely not his dads, but technically, he wasnā€™t Grum right now he wasā€¦ Well, Grum looked between the masks of Cub and Stress. Maybe Cress? That sounded like an okay name to pretend with. Yeah, Cress was a kid growing up in the city with their dads- er, parents. And they took a trip today to the ferris wheel and nowā€¦ Grum looked around before spotting one of the armor stands set up to look like they were trapped in webs, and remembered the superheroes. That was perfect. They- Cress- was going to see the heroes and get enamored and run off. So they did that.
They pretended that they were at first watching the villains get beat up by Spider-Cleo, then suddenly the super villains game in to fight her, getting it to a one on two situation. Almost as soon as they had thought of that, Grum noticed the darker clouds rolling in and the rumbling of thunder. It was a perfect mood change.
As the bot went through the streets, they couldnā€™t help but giggle a little at a spider managing to spawn in a darker area. Of course a spider army was being summoned to help fight the bad guys. Grum still needed to fight it off, but it was fun either way. Simply a mind controlled spider that was being turned.
Grum made their way East at the end of the street, passing by some people spray painting a wall with some familiar faces. Then after a bit more, they went South through a bit of a tunnel. The street didnā€™t have much on it, but obviously everything was pretty dangerous right now, so Cress was going to have to go from building to building to hide from the fighting if they wanted to keep watching.
The first building wasnā€™t that exciting since Grum took one look at the elevator and decided he didnā€™t want to go up that high. The next building seemed like some sort of office space, but it had big windows, so ā€˜Cressā€™ was glad to use those to watch the ā€˜battleā€™. The last building Grum almost missed, not being as fancy as the others and having normal wooden doors as an entrance. They still noticed it of course, but failed to look at the logo on top of it, or rather, the face, being too caught up in the game they were playing.
So Grum walked into the building, and was instantly bombarded by leftover posters from the election. Specifically for the Get Gorgeous campaign. Grum stood there, frozen as he looked between everything around them in the room. They tried to keep from panicking, screen flickering pink, but it was too much, and they ran out the door, a zombie or something from within the nearby walls making a noise that spooked the bot.
They ran out of the building, the first thing they noticed being the jungle in the distance. Just wanting to go home, they ran in that direction, only to get stopped at the end of a pier, a wall in the water ahead stopping them from making any progress. With the mix of their panic and the darkness from the storm, Grum thought they saw something out of the corner of their eye and ran the other way, back into the city, now worse than before.
At first, they were running right back to the building they just left, but then they took a sharp left turn down an alley. They passed one armor stand before seeing another, backlit in a horrible way that when Grum crashed into it, they looked up and screamed, once again running away. They took another turn to go down the labeled ā€˜Crime Alleyā€™ before crashing into someone else, this time being grabbed. ā€œGrum, whatā€™re you doinā€™ ā€˜ere? Whereā€™s Grian ā€˜n Mumbo? Whereā€™re yer dads?ā€
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Cleo was able to call Doc over quickly enough, him already meeting with Keralis. Mumbo showed up next, Grian apparently retrieving Jrum. After that were Iskall and Stress, Iskall being the most helpful in explaining what exactly he had done when messing with Grumā€™s circuits the first time around.
At first, Grum felt pushed on the sidelines, everyone talking about him and not to him. But while Doc was busy talking with Mumbo and Iskall, meaning Stress was also in a similar position. Because of that, after a few minutes, the bot scooted over to Stress.
ā€œHowā€™re you doinā€™ luv?ā€ Stress asked when she noticed Grum, trying to sound positive, but Grum could tell she was worried, probably about him.
ā€œOkay.ā€ Grum answered. ā€œI just got spooked by monsters, thatā€™s all. I donā€™t know why everyoneā€™s worried.ā€
ā€œWell, you are still young. Iā€™m sure itā€™s jusā€™ when Cleo called yer dads, they mightā€™ve panicked as much as you were.ā€ Stress explained, comforting Grum.
ā€œI guess. But itā€™s just frustrating cuz I was just playing and now Iā€™ve been stopped forā€¦ it feels like nothing.ā€ Grum pouted. ā€œJrum never has to deal with stuff like this when heā€™s playing.ā€
Stress frowned just a little. ā€œWell after he went missing, everyun reacted the same way luv. If I remember correctly, he was sorta grounded a bit after runninā€™ off like that.ā€
Grum sighed, but then nodded. ā€œI guess. But I didnā€™t just run away! I said where I was gonna be! And I canā€™t control the weather but I did well.ā€ The bot argued, and then Stress tried to calm him a bit, pulling him in a hug. ā€œI just wanted to playā€¦ why is that so bad?ā€
ā€œItā€™s not luv.ā€ Stress answered, only briefly moving away from the hug to shoo Doc from getting closer and upsetting the bot even more.
ā€œCan we just go home?ā€ Grum then spoke up, making Stress look towards Mumbo to see what he thought. Then, before anyone could say more, Grum quickly spoke again, throwing everyone off. ā€œPlease Mum?ā€
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Grum crept towards his dadā€™s room, hoping he could wake one of them up to cuddle with after his nightmare. Ever since the incident at the city followed by what happened with Stress, things had gotten seemingly worse. Doc was constantly over to talk with Grumā€™s dads. Stress too sometimes, though more infrequently. Etho also seemed to stop by here and there, conversing about redstone, specifically Grumā€™s internal workings.
All the events and talks and whatnot didnā€™t help Grum, the bot being kept in the dark to the point he started eavesdropping, wanting some clue on what was going on, why everyone was acting as scared as he felt. And the stress from that led to nightmares which ended up making things worse. So now he was hoping that maybe he could wake up one of his dads and have some way to calm down.
But instead it didnā€™t seem he would have to, as when Grum approached the door, he could hear them talking. It made him hesitate for a moment, not wanting to interrupt them, but this was sort of important. And it wasnā€™t as if he hadnā€™t already started listening into conversations. Maybe what they were talking about would be enough to help. Or instead, as Grum started listening, it could make it worse.
ā€œ-what would you suppose we tell Jrum?ā€ Though he was speaking quietly, Grum recognized his daddyā€™s voice as the one talking.
ā€œI donā€™t know!ā€ his dad replied, sounding upset, voice in a harsh whisper. ā€œMaybe we just turn him off too!ā€
Turn him off? Too? Were Grumā€™s dads planning toā€¦ to shut him off for good? Is that what everyone kept visiting about?
ā€œYou donā€™t mean that.ā€
ā€œI do! Grumā€™s already breaking, so itā€™s only a matter of time before the same happens with Jrum, and the end of the season is so close. No one would notice if we didnā€™t bring them along.ā€
Grum was frozen in place. Sure, things seemed like a mess to him, butā€¦ but he was a kid. It couldnā€™t actually be that bad. He was just overreacting and the Hermits would be able to help. Should be able to help. But instead they were going to, what? Get rid of the problem? And then get rid of Jrum as well? ā€œGrian, you know the Hermits would notice.ā€
ā€œThen we make an excuse. Maybe we just send them away instead so no one can find out.ā€ And Grum just stared at the door. They didnā€™t want it. They were going to throw it out. Make it someone elseā€™s problem. And even hearing all of this, it just felt numb, all the panic and worry gone and filled withā€¦ nothing.
Mumbo said more, but Grum didnā€™t listen any more. Just turned around and walked back. Past the bedroom and down the hall. If it wasnā€™t wanted. It would leave. Easy as that. It did gather simple supplies. An old diamond sword, some gold boots and a number of rockets to use with its replacements for elytra.
After a bit of hesitation, it also gathered a large amount of charged redstone. Grum didnā€™t need to eat, but it needed to stay charged, so with a lack of a mobile charger, the special redstone would work as a substitute. Plenty of supplies for a long journey.
The elevator down to the basement was too loud, so Grum simply walked outside and down the main steps. It went through the main portal there, and trekked to the main portion of the nether hub, reaching the section just below bedrock and starting on the East tunnel before heading North. The same direction that Jrum had a while ago on his adventure.
Using about a dozen rockets, Grum found itself in the upside down, the furthest in the nether it was aware that the hermits had gone, at least in terms of with created pathways. In the mirrored version of the mansion, a portal was already created, giving Grum access back to the overworld, and into a village on the other side.
It was still night of course, the villagers asleep and the iron golem of the place keeping the place protected. Grum stared at it for a moment, thinking about how it had much more use than itself, wondering if it would do better to stay and assist. But no. As long as Grum were defective, the Hermits might come looking for it, which they could while active. So if Grum was doing to decide one last thing, it would be when it shut down.
The robot looked at its supply of six remaining rockets. Those would dictate how far it would go. And then it would find a cave, and turn off for good. After using the first rocket to help take off, Grum started gliding, knowing that based on the conditions when flying, the boost of a single rocket could last virtually indefinitely. A few mountains as well as weather in the area changed the conditions for the worse, but Grum still got pretty far, going directly North for so much of the journey.
When down to two rockets, Grum suddenly went east, knowing that after such a long straight path, a sudden curve would be completely impossible to find. After that, it was just looking for a place to finally stop, Grum using the final rocket to reach a floating island with a single tree and two sheep.
Grum dug into the dirt under the tree, making a place to stay, even using its sword to chip at the stone to get deeper. Then Grum used the dirt to block up most of the way in, though still giving a way to view the landscape ahead. It checked the coordinates, seeing that they were North 22,936 blocks from the shopping district, where the center of the world stood. No way to be found as long as they were on. And so. Grumbot turned itself off.
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Jrum woke up early, as if knowing was something was wrong to begin with. With everything that had been happening with his brother, he had had to be the more responsible one. Having to do that made him glad that he didnā€™t need to do it all the time, but also wonder if Grum had to deal with something so exhausting himself and that helped explain what was going on. It was probably something to bring up to their dads. Well, maybe later, because there was something a little more important right now.
Even though it was so early, Grum wasnā€™t in bed and connected to his charger. Jrum unplugged himself to check his brotherā€™s charger, worried to see that it was cold from disuse. It wouldnā€™t be that cold if he had woken up early, so he either hadnā€™t used it last night or stopped in the middle of the night.
That fact wasnā€™t entirely concerning. Grum had already had night where a nightmare left him with their dads. So there was a good change that had simply happened again. But for some reason, Jrum couldnā€™t shake the thought that something was wrong, so instead of going back to bed, or finding a book to read to pass the time or something else, he got up and walked to their dadsā€™ room and knocked on the door. And Jrum was very glad he did when the response from behind the door was ā€˜Who is it?ā€™
ā€œItā€™s Jrum. Is Grum in there? Heā€™s not in bed.ā€ The bot asked, and there was a moment of silence before frantic movement came from the other side of the door. Grian opened the door, having already thrown his sweater on while Mumbo was quickly buttoning his shirt.
ā€œWhat do you mean Grumā€™s not in bed?ā€ Grian asked as Jrum scanned the bedroom in case somehow his brother was there with no one realizing it.
ā€œI mean heā€™s not in bed. His chargerā€™s cold and everything. I thought he would be here because of that.ā€
Before Grian could ask anything more, Mumbo spoke up, communicator in hand and elytra on even though he hadnā€™t put in his blazer or tie. ā€œGrumā€™s offline. Heā€™s not even appearing on the world list. We need to go see Xisuma. Iā€™ve already sent something in chat.ā€
ā€œWait but where was he last?ā€ Grian asked, knowing the system they had on the bots should be helpful in a situation like this.
ā€œItā€™s just giving an error, which is why I want to see X right away. Jrum, do you want to stay here or come with us?ā€
Jrum looked between his dads, quickly thinking it over. If the roles were flipped, what would Grum do? Well, he didnā€™t need to think too hard. It had already happened. And Grum had stayed at home in case he came back while their dads were looking. ā€œIā€™m gonna stay here, just in case.ā€
Grian nodded and then gave Jrum a long tight hug until Mumbo was pulling him away to leave. It seemed a little odd to Jrum, assuming they were just worried about him. He didnā€™t know that both his dads had a very good idea of what might have happened and when Grum disappeared.
Mumbo and Grian were resting after plenty of searching. They had visited Xisuma and told him about what happened, at least what they knew of everything. He agreed to look into it while the pair joined the other hermits in looking for Grum, the admin confirming there was nothing that showed the bot had left the world.
The two had searched for a while until Grian managed to injure his wing. While he was still physically fine to fly, Mumbo could tell the same couldnā€™t be said for mentally, so they returned to Grianā€™s base to rest. Grian kept trying to go back out searching, eventually admitting he needed something to keep his mind away from the thought it was all his fault.
Mumbo did his best to comfort Grian, giving him reassurances, when there was a knock on the bedroom door. ā€œDo either of you have a moment?ā€ It was Xisumaā€™s voice, which made Mumbo smile slightly and look back at Grian.
ā€œSee, that didnā€™t take far too long. Iā€™m sure heā€™s found Grum. You stay here while I talk with him and Iā€™ll find out whatā€™s going on.ā€ And Mumbo gave one more comforting hug before leaving the room hopefully, before his expression fell at Xisumaā€™s. ā€œWhatā€™s wrong? Iā€™m assuming you found Grum. Is he hurt?ā€
The admin shook his head. ā€œI donā€™t know. Thatā€™s the thing. I canā€™t find him. Iā€™ve checked andā€¦ well, itā€™s something you should see for yourself.ā€ and he took off his helmet, which surprised Mumbo, who knew the admin needed it to breathe.
Before the redstoner could say more, the helmet was put on his own head and Xisuma was pressing a button on the side of the helmet. The list of people in the world appeared, Grumā€™s name missing from the list, then another button and the screen projected on the inner visor flashed red. After reading the words a few times, Xisuma pulled the helmet back, but Mumbo was still left comprehending the text.
/search information Minecraft:player_name{Grumbot} Error: Player does not exist
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