#team green meme

[alicole-sideblog]

[dedicatednotobsessed]

{I’m going to go back to writing my House of the Dragon fanfics instead of making memes now}

[ophelieverse]

“Visenya why aren’t we burning the dornishmen?”

[js-dragonart]

Seasmoke Manual for Addam, Aegon Manual for baby Sunfyre.

Love the ongoing joke about how it was easier to teach Sunfyre English than to make Aegon learn high Valyrian.

[alicents4lawyer]

Aemond, holding a hair straightener: Can you please make sure that my hair is straight in the back?🥺

Alicent, who has to deal with this at least 4 times a day: *sighs* Of course sweetie. Any particular reason you want to look pretty today?

Aemond: I’m going to commit my first war crime and don’t want the other kids to laugh at my hair not being perfect.

[goldensunflowe-r]

[saltywinteradult]

House of the Dragon + "I could fix him"

Team Green (+ Viserys) edition / Team Black edition

[the-songs-we-knew]

When they’re deciding who to make regent and you’re right there

[chrollc]

deadbeat husband who shows up to check on the progress of his new tunics

on twitter [x]

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Team Green w/ traumatized reader—

Yandere Alicent: "It's okay, sweetheart; you're safe. You don't need to dissociate. No one is going to yell or put their hands on you ever again—as long as you listen. Listening is very important."

Yandere Aemond and Aegon in the next room over.

Yandere Aemond: "You are an imbecile. They refused to talk to anyone except for Helaena until today! You took that as a chance to grope them, you perverted fuck!"

Yandere Aegon: "You're just mad they like me better. They have never let you grope them."

Yandere Aemond: "They didn't let—You know what? When darling chooses me over you, you'll know why. At least I know my limits."

Yandere Aegon: "I have had that same expression on my face many nights. Whores and wine always soothed it. They'll come to appreciate my ways of helping them."

Yandere Criston Cole waiting outside the door, listening to Aegon and Aemond's conversation so he can report it back to Queen Alicent.

Yandere Criston Cole: "If you weren't the king and the son of the queen, I swear to the gods, your head would be at their feet right now."

Yandere Helaena standing in the corner, knowing that darling likes her the best because she shows them her bugs and respects their boundaries.

[alicole-sideblog]

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[ophelieverse]

[js-dragonart]

A new one from today. Targtower siblings dynamic pre rooks rest.

[urdeftonesgrrrl]

let the dance begin!!

[alicents4lawyer]

Aegon: Do you think that 12 bottles of vodka is enough for the party? If not I’ll just call Hel and Aemond and ask them to pick up more after they grab Daeron and the fireworks.

Otto: This is your dads funeral??

Aegon: Yeah, that’s what I just said, the party.

*explosion in the background*

Aegon: I think Criston might need your help with the barbecue.