#team edward duh

[marsystars]

When i have a bit of money and a new rushing hyperfixation, I cannot stop myself from getting little knickknacks. Little trinkets. I am very excited for my 2008 vampire movie items.

[arlerts-angel]

vampire armin & werewolf eren. practically twilight but better and with hotter people

bye i’m getting ready for work now 😭

warnings: light nsfw so 18+ ! mdni. blood (duh). dubcon? idk. not implied reader is drunk but just in case. GN READER!!

i don't have much in the way of werewolf eren bc ya girl was team edward. also, vampire armin is so bleed magic (idkhow but they found me) coded so give that song a listen ↓

𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍 hangs around bars and clubs to prey on the inebriated. he'll sweet talk anyone into following him somewhere more private... he doesn't care to know their name, really, all he wants is to drain them of their blood and, if they're drunk enough, get a little tipsy himself.

the thrill of it all is so exciting, and he finds himself particularly interested in you, his prey, and perhaps he'll have a little fun with you.

so, he excuses himself to find a random tom, dick, or harry to get his fill from. once he's satisfied, he returns and sweet talks you into going somewhere private; this time to satisfy a different hunger.

he gets a raging hard-on each time he feeds, a side effect of the blood flowing throughout his body. he literally feels alive again.

but he has to cum quickly before the sun starts to rise or before his energy depletes, so he doesn't care whether or not you get off.

he'll just drain you of your blood once he's had enough of you anyway.

⛧ dividers by cafekitsune

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@la-undercover-latina @heliiacus @so-you-like-kpop @layla240 @priv-rose

@reiners-milkbiddies @blueberrisdove @darkstarlight82 @pastasauceandmoms @kodzukein

@drinklavalamps @little-miss-chaoss @ravereina

[winchestersisterimaginessss]

Request: Are you taking requests? Like, a story where the Winchester's sister has a fear of vampires? And they fight some and help her through a panic attack because of said fear? Those kind of requests?

A/N: I loved this request! It was actually a little challenging because as I was writing it I didn’t know where to go with it next so I took an idea and kinda ran with it and I hope I met your expectation. If not, just send in another request! I also tried to make it a little fun by adding in The Vampire Diaries and Twilight so I’m sorry if you don’t like that part! Anyway, I love all of the requests I’ve been getting and I’ll literally write whatever you want!

Pairings: Sam and Dean x sister!reader

Vampires scared the absolute living daylights out of you which was so unfortunate because

1. You were a teenage girl so duh of course you wanted to be watching Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. You already knew you were pretty much team Edward and I mean come on Damon Salvatore was so hot!

Oh, and most importantly

2. You fought MONSTERS!!!

But something about vampires absolutely mortified you. So when you figured out the case you were on with your brothers was actually a vampire case, it sent you into panic mode.

You left the diner bathroom and made your way back towards the table your brothers were at. You were all working a case in this small town trying to figure out what was going on. As soon as you got close to the table your brothers got quiet. Okay that was weird, you thought.

You sat down across the table, raising your eyebrow at them. They looked at you concerned. “What?” You gasped, looking down at yourself thinking there was something wrong with you. “We think we know what we’re working with.” Dean trailed off looking towards Sam hoping he’d break the news. Sam sighed when he noticed Dean looking, “we think it’s vampires.” He said softly, knowing you were absolutely terrified of them. You gasped, wide eyed, before diving under the table completely. “Wow, hey,” Dean mumbled as he felt you come from under the table squeezing between him and Sam on the booth.

You sat between both of your large brothers still not feeling safe, but knowing you were the safest between the two. You were trembling and glancing around the diner terrified. “Why do you think it’s v-vampires?” You whispered, still wildly searching the room for a potential threat.

“Because an eye witness blog account noted seeing a man ripping the victims throat out with fangs. Of course nobody believes the guy but,” Dean started, turning the computer to you. “It’s a pretty case closed deal. We’re looking for vampires.” He finished. You stared horrified at the screen, instinctively leaning closer into Dean for safety. Dean sighed, putting his arm around you and pulling you in tighter knowing you needed the comfort. “Hey I won’t let anything happen to you.” He reassured. You nodded, “let’s find these ugly bitches then.” You said determined, trying to come off brave. Sam chuckled, sliding out of the booth while you and Dean followed. “Yeah let’s find these ugly bitches.” Dean said repeating you, laughing. You gave him a playful shove and the three of you walked out to the car. You were still absolutely terrified out of your mind, but the more vampires you killed, the less would be out there scaring you shitless.

——

You were at the bar with your brothers trying to find your next lead on the case. You practically clung to them though, not feeling completely comfortable without them by your side.

The three of you were sitting at the bar, talking to the bartenders about who they might have seen the night one of their customers got murdered. You all have pretty much tracked it down to only one vampire so you were feeling a tad bit more confident about the case knowing you were only up against one. After a while, you couldn’t concentrate on anything other than trying not to pee yourself. Once you found a good time in the conversation to excuse yourself, you did. Feeling nervous you looked in Sam’s direction and he gave you a soft nod. With that, you turned around and headed to the bathroom. Sam craned his neck, making sure you got there okay. Once you closed the door to the bathroom, he turned back around and continued engaging in the conversation.

You finished up in the bathroom and as you unlocked the door ready to walk out you felt the door push open from the outside. It caught you off guard and you stumbled back.

They pushed themselves into the small bathroom with you, slamming the door behind them. Your breath got caught in the your throat as you noticed the fangs peeking out of the man’s mouth. “Wha-what do you want.” You stuttered, slowly backing away. God, why were you so scared of them. You sounded so weak and pathetic. “Well I want you sugar, you do smell so sweet I can’t resist.” He grinned walking towards you.

Your heart was pounding in your ears and you continued walking backwards until you felt your back hit the wall. As he took one of his last steps towards you, you remembered something. This was your only chance. You quickly ripped your bag open, but your quick motions were enough for the vampire to attack you.

He grabbed you and the contents of your bag flew all over the bathroom floor. You shrieked as you felt yourself slam against the wall. He grabbed your neck and held you there tight as he looked you up and down.

You were screaming and thrashing around trying to escape his grasp, but he pressed his body onto yours to hold you to the wall. You somehow got your leg loose and brought your knee up to him. You made contact and he double down, letting you go.

You charged for the door, but within the next split second he grabbed ahold of your leg and dragged you to the floor with him. You were scrambling and your fingers were clawing at the floor trying to get away. He managed to flip you around so your back was pressed against the floor this time. “You’re putting up a good fight, that’s fine I like a fighter.” He smirked. You whimpered when he brought his face closer to yours. “Adrenaline tastes sooo much sweeter.” He said before attacking your neck with his fangs. You tried pushing and smacking him away. This was so not happening to you right now. In your attempt to defend yourself you moved your neck away from him. It didn’t matter though as he just kept his mouth locked onto you. Luckily when you turned, your attention caught the syringe filled of dead man’s blood that happened to fall out of your bag earlier.

You reached for it gasping and stretching your arm as far as you could. You got ahold of it and jabbed it into the vampires back. He fell on top of you limp and you immediately reached towards your neck. You whimpered from the pain of the wound and how traumatic it was to have your worst fear latched onto you.

You fearfully looked down at the vampire and tried to move him off of you, but you were too weak and he was way too big. Thankfully, you had your phone in your pocket. You reached down and grabbed it with ease.

You dialed Sam’s number knowing he was more likely to have his phone on him and pick up. The phone rang for two seconds before you heard his voice, “hey bug, you’ve been gone a long time. Everything okay?” You sighed in relief hearing his voice before letting out a whimper, “Sammy.” You sobbed. “Hey, hey, wow, what’s wrong?” He panicked as he heard your cries. “I need help,” you cried, trying to catch your breath. “Okay, alright, where are you?” Sam asked frantically as you heard his chair scuffle on the other end. “I’m in the bathroom, the doors locked and I can’t get up Sammy,” you whimpered. Sam responded immediately, “you can’t ge-“ He started to question before cutting himself off, “are you hurt?” He asked. You heard Dean freaking out in the background. “Dean bathroom, you have to bust the door down.” You heard Sam tell him. You trembled trying to answer Sam’s previous question, “y-yes.” You let out another sob, thinking about the events that just unfolded. “Okay, okay, we’re coming kid.” Not even two seconds later, you heard banging on the door. You flinched until you heard Dean’s voice, “hey Y/N/N I’ve gotta take this door down. Are you away from it?” He asked. You were getting weaker by the second. “Mhm,” you whimpered hoping he heard you. “Okay, okay kid, we’re coming.” He said trying to comfort you. He bodied the door twice before it busted open. Taking in the scene before him, Dean saw red, ripping the limp vampire off of you. Sam jumped into your view and you jumped frightened by his movement. Your trembling hands were out in front of you protecting yourself when Sam grabbed them into his, “hey, hey it’s Sam, it’s Sam, you’re okay.” He said softly, looking over your injuries. He clenched his jaw seeing all of your blood and your wound to your neck. He took one of your hands that was in his and placed it in his other so they were both in one of his. He reached up and cupped your face with his one free hand. “S- Sa-Sma- ammy?” You stuttered, fading away. “Yeah bug, Sammy.” He said softly. He could tell you were out of it and definitely lost too much blood. He noticed you were blinking slowly and gave you a little shake. You groaned. “I know, I know bug.” He said. “I need you to keep your eyes open though okay? Can you do that for me? Can you keep those pretty little brown eyes open for Sammy?” He pleaded. Your head lobbed to the side as you slipped into nothingness. Sam silently cursed and picked you up. Luckily there was a back exit so Dean easily took care of the vamp situation and Sam was able to also get you out without anyone looking.

——

You woke up with a gasp, your hands immediately reaching to the side of your neck that was now bandaged. They were instantly pulled away, “hey kiddo don’t touch it.” Dean said softly. You turned your attention to him. “The v-va-“ You started panicking. Your breathing was fast and shallow as you glanced around the room terrified. You noticed you were back in the motel room and you were all cleaned up from the last events you remembered. You turned back to Dean and when you made eye contact with him, you started bawling your eyes out. He immediately grabbed you and pushed you into his chest, “hey, hey, hey, hey, the vampires dead, he’s dead. It’s okay, you’re okay shhhhhhh.” He said while he cradled you. You were still sobbing as the memories of your attack forced their way back to you. “I was so scared De, I was so scared,” you whimpered, clutching onto his shirt. “Shhhhh, shh, I know, you’re okay.” He said, resting his chin on your head. “They are so scary,” you whispered to him. He clenched his jaw, “I know, but you were so brave kid. So brave.” He said pulling you back to look you in the eyes. “I am so proud of you.” He said. That’s all you needed to hear. “Thank you.” You whispered, calmed down. “You faced your fear head on and you beat it.” He said matter of factly sending you a proud smile. “I guess your right.” You said softly. “But they are still scary!” You exclaimed, pulling him into a hug. You felt his chest vibrate as he chuckled, “this is just the start of getting rid of that fear, kiddo.” You nodded.

——

I guess it was time to start facing your fear. Well actually you pretty much faced it already so it was just time to get over it completely. You looked up what the first step was to work through it. “Exposure therapy,” you read. You shrugged, that could definitely be a good start. Pulling out your laptop, you clicked the Netflix application and clicked The Vampire Diaries.

——

You felt someone shaking you and you opened your eyes. Your face was on your laptop and it was still playing. You immediately jumped up, pausing it, afraid of hearing a spoiler. “What time is it?” You asked, looking around the room still dazed. “It’s around 1pm, we let you sleep in as long as we could. What time did you get to bed last night kiddo?” Dean asked, chuckling. “Uhhh like 4am?” You trailed off, you didn’t even know what time you fell asleep all you know was that you were completely locked in on your new show. “What had you up that late?” Sam asked, raising his eyebrow at you. “I started watching The Vampire Diaries,” you said. They both looked at each other before they burst out laughing, doubling over. “The vampire diaries,” Dean muttered laughing while Sam banged his hand on the table next to him. I guess it was pretty funny, you chuckled with them. “I don’t think I’m too afraid of them anymore.” You said smiling and glancing at the paused screen, your focus going to Damon Salvatore.

[equallyshaw]

rose hughes | rutger mcgroarty x rose hughes au! ⚘ au masterlist

about rose hughes! (also, im all over the place in this but enjoy!)

rose valentina hughes

born december 24th, 2004.

nicknames: rosey, lovie, flower & posey. hockey: the wizard & the surfer.

face claims: chloe primerano (hockey canada) , caroline harvey (wisconcin hockey) & nicole wallace (actress)

stayed in canada after her parents + brothers moved to ann arbor

after her family moved, she moved to Burnaby, BC to play for Burnaby Winter Club and then to Kelowna, BC for Rink Hockey Academy Kelowna Girls Prep (BC)

besties with connor bedard and kent johnson

also best friends with laila edwards (team USA & wisconin) and has been since they were young

has represented canada since u15 for iihf

last time she represented was in april 2023.

committed to u of wisconcin in june 2023 during training invitation for team canada u20, leaves for michigan shortly thereafter to tell her family (since it was a last minute thing) before the news was announced

she transferred from BC university to u of wisconcin for fall 2023

played for wisconcin as a top line right winger

majoring in earth and ocean studies, with a minor in astronomy

amateur surfer

LOVES the ocean & astronomy

favorite flowers: roses (duh) & white hydrangeas

lived with the same billet family for ten years. (a second family to her)

has canadian citizenship...came super super early while the family was in canada for a hockey trip (born at 7 months, but perfectly healthy)

she was the 'oopsie' baby

top name to represent canada in the olympics, for 2025.

huge reader

even bigger star wars fan

olivia rodrigo OG fan from her bizardvarrk days

huge dress fan (will use any excuse to wear one)

lover of all things golden hollywood (1940's-1950's)

breakfast at tiffanys is her favorite movie of all time (and then star wars 1-9)

most humble gal you'll ever meet

butttt the most active on social media, avid tiktok creator

writes poetry, and has an instargam account for it

bisexual

has 1 ex girlfriend who played on a rival team in canada, who plays for USA

came out when she was 17 to quinn first, and then told her brothers when she came out for summer in michigan a few months later

closest to quinn since she lived the closest to him

hates golf with a passion

Avid baker

won final four with wisconin in 2024

has been arrested before (blurb at some point lol)

[luke-hughes43]

Just Friends | edwards x Luke!twin

Here is the Ethan fic, hope you enjoy!

Part 2 | Insta Edit

~You are Luke Hughes’s twin sister and play hockey and softball at the University of Michigan. You are very close with Luke given that you are twins. You are best friends with teammate, Ethan Edwards. You and Ethan were always flirty with each other but were always strictly friends. Until, maybe you weren’t.~

*This is a part one of I don’t know yet. Takes place freshman year.*

October, 2021

Morgan’s POV

I’m currently hanging out with my brother and our teammates. We decided to have a movie night in Ethan and Mark’s dorm, since I had a projector and Ethan didn’t put anything on his wall. I put on Miracle because we couldn’t decide on anything and I figured that everyone would be happy, and they were.

Somehow, I wound up squished between Ethan and Mark. Ethan is quite literally my best friend. We do everything together and it’s been that way since we stepped foot on campus. When we’re not in class, at hockey, or me at softball (because I’m a two sport athlete) we’re always together. 

Ethan put his arm around me and pulled me closer to him. This was a common thing we did. Me and Ethan are just friends though. I lean my head against his shoulder because I’m starting to get tired. I had 6 am weights for softball on top of three classes and hockey practice. This was a regular thing for me. I feel Ethan kiss my head (something that was also a common thing between us) and say, “Go to sleep, you had a long day. I’ll wake you when the movie is over and walk you back. Just close your eyes morgs.”

I nod and listen to him. I don’t really remember falling asleep but I remember hearing a camera click and someone that sounds like Dylan say, “They’re cute. Are we sure that they are just friends?”

“Yes. Morgan would’ve told me if she had a boyfriend. I’d know anyways, we’re twins remember.” Luke said in a ‘duh’ tone.

Mark comments. “And Ethan would’ve mentioned it. He talks about her a lot so it would’ve come up.”

“And neither Sarah or McKenna have mentioned it. So they’re just friends Dylan. Just drop it dude. Should we wake them?”

“Nah. She can stay. He’ll walk her home in the morning so it’s fine. She had a long day so let’s not disturb her. You guys should get some sleep too.” Next thing I know, I feel Ethan’s arms tighten around me and I drift back to sleep. 

January, 2022

Morgan’s POV

Now that the spring semester has started, my days have become longer as the softball team is in preseason mode. I have to rearrange my entire schedule to accommodate lift, two practices, 5 classes and games. It’s stressing me out. Hutch is letting me do individual practice with a coach. It’s pissing a lot of my teammates off because they think I’m slacking off when I’m doing double the work. They have started being bitches to me and it pisses me off.

I taught Ethan how to soft toss so that I could get BP in everyday. He’s actually pretty good at it. He throws to me every time I ask and I could not be more grateful. We’re at the cages right now since I had a break in my day. He says, “Three more morgs. Then can we be done? I have homework and we have practice at 4.”

“Only if they are good ones.”

“Ok Ms. Perfectionist.” He says with attitude. He throws them and I hit all three of them perfectly to the top right corner of the cage. I put my bat down and we pick the balls up. I turn to Ethan who’s holding the bucket, and say, “Can we go to chipotle or something? I haven’t eaten today.”

“Seriously? It’s 12:30 and you had six am lift on top of back to back classes. And we have practice today.”

“I know that Ethan. I really don’t need you telling me what my schedule is. You sound like Luke.”

“I’m sorry, I’m just worried. You need to take care of yourself morgs.”

“Ethan, I’m fine. Can we just pick these up and get food?”

“Yea. And I’m buying your lunch.”

“Ethan…”

“Not up for debate. Just help me pick these up.” I laugh and we pick the rest of them up before we head to Ethan’s car and to chipotle. He stays true to his word and buys me lunch despite me protesting. A few of the girls from the team come in and see me with Ethan. Jess comments, “Oh, little miss hockey player is here. Must be blowing off practice again. Wish I could skip like that.”

“Oh and she’s with her little boyfriend. How cute? Wonder what he thinks of her skipping practice all the time.” Sierra says. Hearing that pisses me off. I don’t know why but it just does. I say, “can we go?” Ethan says, “yea. Are you ok?” I shake my head no and he says, “Ok. Let’s go then, yea?”

I nod and he holds my hand and leads me out to the car but we don’t get in it. He pulls me in for a hug and I relax under his touch. I think I’m developing feelings for him and it scares me. Ethan rubs my back and whispers, “Hey, it’s ok. Morgs, you’re ok.”

He kisses my head and I pull away no longer wanted to hit something. I wipe the tears that I apparently shed. He forces me to look at him and he asks, “What happened back there? I’ve never seen you mad like that before.”

“I told you about the softball team basically hating me because of me doing individual practices right?” He nods so I continue, “Well, they’ve been making comments and shit. I usually use it as motivation but it’s been getting to my head. Only Luke knows. He’s the only one I wanted to know. And now you.”

“So then what just happened?”

“Two of the girls in there were on the team and made comments about how I must be skipping practice again and how I’m with my little boyfriend as they refer to you as and said something about what you must think about me skipping practice. That’s not even the worst thing that’s been said. I’m just done with it, all of it Ethan. Sometimes I wish I just played hockey and never played softball in the first place. I can’t keep doing this, it doesn’t feel worth it anymore Eddy.” 

He pulls me back in for a hug and he says, “you know that they aren’t right morgs. You are the hardest working person I’ve ever met. It takes real talent, skill, dedication, and sacrifice to play two division one sports like you’re doing. We’re extremely proud of you. Luke for damn sure is. He brags about you when you’re not around. I’m proud of you too. Don’t let them get in your head. I know it sucks. But you’ve worked so hard for this. Hutch knows that, she knows knows that your putting in double the work. It’s gonna pay off. And I’ll be at every damn game, cheering the loudest for number 6 who is my best friend in whole fucking world.”

I mutter, “thank you.” We pull away and head back to school so try and get homework done before practice. I mean we are students too. I hope he’s right and that everything will pay off in the end.

April, 2022

Morgan’s POV

Today is our rivalry game against State. The whole hockey team is here. I’m excited. Ever since our season ended, they’ve been at every home game and even traveled when we played State at State. These boys really do have my back and I love them for it.

Ethan was right, I got this. Bottom of the seventh, tied at 0, two outs. I get down to my last strike. The pitcher winds up and I get my bat on the ball, sending it over the fence, to win the game. As I’m rounding first base, I hear from the stands, “That’s my best friend right there. WOO! Go blue!”

I shake my head at my Ethan. I can hear Luke too, “That’s my twin right there. Hell yea morg! Go blue!” I turn and see Ethan and Luke chest bump. God I hate them sometimes. But they pulled up like they promised so I deal with it. I approach third base and get ready to high-five Hutch as I jog by. Literally the whole hockey team is on their feet cheering for me especially since we just beat State.

“That’s our girl.” I hear from Nolan Moyle.

“WOO! That’s my girl right there! Number 6 on the field, number 1 in my heart! I love you morgs!” I hear from Ethan fucking Edwards. Oh my god. Ethan is definitely drunk. I laugh it off and get greeted by the team. They're happy but I think it’s because we won, not because I hit a walk off. 

It sucks because straight up only like 6 girls like me. Alex, McKenna, Audrey, Kaylee, Sarah, and Ella. Alex is transferring and using her 5th year somewhere else so I’m losing one of my girls. It’s tough but I got my boys.

After we shake hands and everything, I head to the locker room and grab my backpack. I usually just change at the house after games. I go out to all of the boys waiting for me. Ethan comes running over and engulfs me in a huge hug. He reeks of beer. He says, “I’m so proud of you.”

“Party at my house at 9 morgan. Invite whoever. We’re celebrating.” J Bone says. J Bone and his parties. I nod and text my girls and tell them. I ask them not to tell the other girls because I wanted to drink and get drunk tonight. 

*At J Bone’s*

I walk in and everybody cheers for me. I immediately get a drink put in my hand by the bone man himself. J Bone stands up by the speakers and. He says, “Alright, everybody shut up for a sec. For those who don’t know, our girl Morgan Hughes, is a two sport athlete. She dominates on the ice for us and kicks ass on the softball field. Today she hit a walk off homerun to beat State. So this is for her. A toast to our superstar. To Morgan!”

“To Morgan!” Everyone toasts me, making me blush. He gets down and turns the music back on. I immediately down my drink and get another before finding my girls. I get greeted in a hug by them. McKenna says, “Ethan is staring.” 

“He’s staring at you with heart eyes.” Alex says.

“He’s my best friend. He’s also drunk and probably just horny. Let’s not talk about Ethan.” I say.

“As you wish.” Audrey says. We start dancing together. After about two hours, I’m like 7 or 8 in and drunk as fuck. I feel hands go on my hips and someone behind me. I start dancing on them. I’m feeling extra confident, probably the booze. Oh I’m definitely not gonna remember any of this tomorrow. I turn and see my best friend, Ethan Edwards. Neither of us have a problem with this since we’ve always been flirty with each other. We stay like that for a bit before Ethan whispers, “I’m gonna get another, do you want one?”

“Yes please.” I say and kiss his cheek. I could smell the alcohol on him. I also say, “I’m gonna go find Luke while I can still kinda walk.”

“Ok. Just stay there until I come with your drink.” He says kissing my cheek this time. I stumble through the house to find my brother talking with J Bone, Chic, Moyle, Keato, and Grano. I stumble into him saying, “Lukey!” He grabs me smiling, “Morgy. Having fun?”

“Fuck yea. J Bone, your a g man. Sick fucking party.” I say slurring my words. The guys laugh. J Bone says, “Thanks lady Hughes. How many have you had?”

“Uh, I can’t count that high J Bone. Ethan went to get me another one.”

Moyle says, “Oh boy. Good to know.”

“Was he drunk at my game? He seemed it.” I asked. Luke laughs and says,“Yes. You’re staying at my house tonight by the way. You have no choice.”

I say, “Ok.” “You doing ok?” He asks being a little concerned. I nod, “I’m doing great. Has Ethan been drinking all day?” Luke laughs, “Oh yea. He started when he got out of class. I’ve never seen him drink this much.”

“Oh. Can I tell you a secret? But you have to promise not to tell Ethan.” I say. He looks at me smiling, “Twin promise.”

“Boys, block your ears. Lukey’s ears only.” They laugh and then block their ears. I pull Luke down closer to me since he’s so fucking tall and whisper in his ear, “I’m in love with Ethan.”

“I knew that morgy. It’s obvious. You just play it off as best friends. But you’re both drunk so make a move. You both won’t remember so no harm no foul.”

“This is why your my favorite. Your so smart.”

“Glad I can help.” He taps J Bone and they unplug their ears. I stumble over my own feet and Moyle grabs me before I fall. “Woah, you ok lady Hughes?”

“I’m fucking wonderful Moyle. We beat State, there’s no reason to not be ok.”

They all laugh and I hug Luke. He wraps one arm around me to keep me from falling over. Ethan eventually finds us and hands me my drink. I say, “Oh yay! You just became my favorite. Sorry not sorry Luke.” Ethans wraps an arm around me pulling me into him. I smile and say, “Let’s dance Ethan.” We walk off towards the dance floor. 

Luke’s POV

I use Morgan going off with Ethan as my opportunity to make a move on McKenna. We’ve been flirting for a few months but I really like her and want her to be my girl. 

I see her dancing with the girls so I go up behind McKenna and whisper in her ear, “Hey baby.” and then kiss her cheek. She turns and smiles at me. “Hey lukey. Finally come to hit the dance floor?”

“Just for you baby.” I say a smirk and pull her close to me.

I grab her hips to dance along with her. She looks up and at me smiles. She reaches up and runs her fingers through my hair. I look down at her with a smirk, “Can I kiss you McKenna?” She nods and I lean in to kiss her.

Morgan’s POV

I look to my right while dancing with Ethan and see Luke kissing McKenna. What the fuck? She’s my best friend. A heads up would’ve been nice. I point it out to Ethan, “He’s kissing her. She’s my best friend.”

“So then kiss his.”

“I am not kissing Dylan.”

“I meant me morgs.”

“Oh. ok.” He leans in and kisses me. I have a feeling that we are both so drunk that we aren’t gonna remember this in the morning. I can taste the beer on his lips. Everything is so fuzzy right now, but I think that’s the alcohol. I don’t remember us stopping but somehow I’m in Luke’s car and cuddled into Ethan’s side in the back while McKenna is in the front seat holding luke’s hand. I’m cold, tired, drunk. “Ethan I’m cold.”

“I know baby. We’re almost at the house. I’ll give you a sweatshirt to sleep in.”

“Thank you. Can I stay with you tonight?” I plead.

“Yea.” Luke pulls into the driveway and has to help us both inside. Ethan almost falls over getting out which is problematic to say the least. I do fall over getting out. “Ow. Ethan why’d you let me fall?”

“I tried baby.”

“No you didn’t. Neither did you Luke, your a bad brother.”

“Morgan, come on. Your drunk and it’s cold. You need to get to bed.” He says trying to get me up. Ethan comes over and tries to help too. I swat their hands away and try to get up myself. I say, “I can take care of myself. And I’m not that drunk.”

“Morgan, seriously. Stop being difficult.”

“I can take care of myself Luke. Just because we’re twins doesn’t mean I need you every second of every day. I’m 18. I don’t need you anymore.”

“Stop being fucking difficult Morgan. Just let us fucking help you. You’re black out drunk right now and don’t know what your doing. Stop being a stubborn bitch, shut up, and just let us fucking help.” He snaps at me. He’s never snapped at me like that. I stand up and lean against Ethan. I snap back at Luke, “Fuck you Luke. Go to hell. Don’t talk to me like that.”

Ethan and I stumble our way up to Ethan’s room. He hands me a sweatshirt and I change for bed. I’ll deal with makeup later. “Hey Ethan?” He looks at me with a raised eyebrow. I kiss him one last time for the night and say, “Good night.”

“Good night.” We climb into bed and drift off to sleep.

I wake up the next morning and I’m in Ethan’s sweatshirt and cuddled into Ethan. I look under the covers and check that we are both wearing clothes which is a relief but I don’t remember anything from last night. I don’t even remember getting here. What the fuck happened last night?

I hear Ethan moving next to me, “Why do I feel like I was hit by a bus?”

“I don’t know. Last thing I remember is being at J Bone’s with McKenna and the girls. What do you remember?” I say rubbing my eyes. 

“I remember your brother scolding me for pregaming your game. And I remember your homerun. After that, couldn’t tell you.”

We laugh and then drag ourselves downstairs. I see Luke sitting on the couch watch tv with McKenna. When the fuck did she get here? Luke hears us and says, “Morning. Tylenol is on the counter.”

“Indoor voices.” I say rubbing my temple trying to sooth the headache. I grab the Tylenol and chug some gatorade. Ethan does the same and we both feel like death. I groan and lean against him hugging him. He hugs me back and asks Luke, “What happened last night? Neither of us remember anything.”

“Well, eddy you blacked out at like five from your day drinking. You guys spent most of J Bone’s party with each other. We had eyes on you since you both were blacked out. I was sober and drove home. You guys fell asleep within a half hour of being home.”

I zoned out like halfway through Luke talking. I need food or I’m gonna puke. I use ethan’s chest to hide the light because of my headache. I groan and say, “I’m starving. Can we get food?”

“Yea. I’ll drive. I’m good to drive I promise.”

“Ok.” We got into his car and drove off the get breakfast. He paid for mine, like he usually does no matter my protests. And we head back to the house. I take it nothing happened last night because Luke would’ve said something. We go to Ethan’s room and I cuddle into him to sleep this hangover off.

At least I can chalk up anything I did last night to being drunk. I’m just hoping that I didn’t blurt out that I’m in love with him.

(I have a part 2 ready and currently working on part 3 if anyone's interested)

[trainsandkitties]

It’s me again :P

Since summer is coming to an end, I’d like to know what the Steam Team usually does during the summer :)

It depends! Sodor usually has warm and sunny summers so everyone goes to the beach at least once. Sometimes they plan trips there together

When it comes to individual activities:

-Thomas is a skateboard fiend and he'll take Percy to skateparks and spend time there. If he's not completely exhausted from the workload he goes to the pub with his crew after work

-Edward stays in the garden or goes on walks to Tidmouth Harbour. He also adores making quick drawings of people he sees while on break. Besides that he spends a lot of time with Gordon (duh). They often have Scott's kids over for the summer or meet up with James and Henry in the evenings.

-Much like Edward, Henry mostly tends to his plants. Along with that he sells his produce at the local markets. Besides that he likes to spend time in the deep woods, away from everyone. He'll meet up with his friends every now and then or go on dates with Hiro.

-Gordon likes to stay indoors in his free time, only leaving around sunset when it gets cold (if it's too hot he'll make it everyone's problem). He'll read books or mess around customising his clothes. If he goes outside it's either on a walk with Edward or to the theatre (both as a spectator and actor) or if Scott's kids are over and want to fo somwhere. He doesn't really like summer

-James will attend every party they can at every club they can get to. Besides that they love dragging Henry and Gordon out to do clothes shopping (which they absolutely hate) or watching Thomas skate and insulting him constantly. Besides that every month they bribe Gordon with chicken nuggets and redbull in exchange for doing their roots (the whole bathroom ends up pink) They're barely at home and running on so much caffeine it could kill a horse.

-Percy either spends time with Thomas or tags along with whomever is doing something that interests him. He especially likes seeing James' shenanigans. Whether it's getting dressed for a party, crying over Spencer for the 100th time or whatever else they might be doing.

-Emily often parties with James or goes out with Catilyn and her other lady friends. They usually avoid shopping centres and go for walks, coffee or see what cool events might be happening. She's rather outgoing and doesn't stay indoors, but she's not nearly as crazy as James.

[fuckmeyer]

(Jacobsbadwig) I’m so disappointed because the packaging is so cute but the color story is just…not hitting it. Also people in the comments of the instagram post are arguing about if it needed red which is does because of the blood typing scene which people are forgetting and the whole James bite like duh. But also the company teased the shadow look with someone in red contacts so…it definitely gave an expectation of more and it wasn’t clear if it was the entire saga or just the first movie especially leaning on the Team Jacob and Team Edward thing

yeah color story is not it for me. tbh i'm really liking some of the matte shades, but i totally agree with you (and IG comments) that there are some shades missing. red for sure - i saw that same post with the red eyes and was so excited there would be this deep carmine color. i also would've loved a warm brown/orangey shade reminiscent of Arizona. or like a gold for Edward's eyes?? (the gold in the story looks too washed out imo). or jewel-tone purple from the flowers in the meadow??? & there are so many colors & different directions you could go... why stick to all greens and blues and greys?

and idc how reputable the brand is, i will always side-eye a promo vid that just shows the swatches but doesn't give us an action shot of swatching. like, we have no idea how many layers it took for these promo swatches to look the way they are. sucks bc the palette was what i was most excited about, but idk. maybe i'll wait for some reviews. wyt?

[cto10121]

Twilight Clown Takes—Part 5

Featuring not only fan dumb but anti fan dumb, which is arguably worse, Team Jacob dumb, and just another whole set of clownery. Without further ado, let’s get to it.

Anti Fan Dumb

“I own all the Twilight books and movies and have made custom T-shirts but also Twilight is garbage and it’s not hypocritical or bullying to say so!!1!!1 😡”

(Also, Twilight’s themes and even plot are anything but simple. There are so many interpretive lens you could apply, even critical lit crit ones, it’s dizzying. Like R&J, it only seems to be that way because people assume romance = dumb. Because they think romance = women, and women are inferior. It’s Sexism 101.)

This is going to sound truly crazy, but hear me out…if you don’t like something, just don’t engage with it? Ignore it???? Go be a fan of literally anything else????Out there, I know.

“I got what I wanted and I still hated it!!1!!11 😡”

Meyer Is Racist Round ♾️

…You know, I honestly can’t tell what this comment is supposed to aver. “Meyer’s portrayal is racist but also her series was ahead of its time in its portrayal of NA characters”????? Idek.

Anyway, it’s canon that Forks is neutral territory for both Cullens and the werewolves, so them looking after Charlie should be fine (I know Jacob says differently in New Moon but I have a feeling it is because of Alice’s presence—there is definitely a “we won’t be anywhere near you” component to the treaty). In Midnight Sun Edward says specifically it’s a five mile radius from the Cullens’ house.

There are so much wrong with this one sentence, it’s breathtaking. As in, I can’t breathe from choking with laughter.

1) “Despite its”—Because of, you idiot. It was Meyer’s success in tapping into ancient and nigh universal tropes and modernizing them without diluting their power.

2) Just because Twilight doesn’t have sex doesn’t mean it is chaste. There is nothing chaste about the erotic and sexual tension Meyer builds. It is literally off the charts.

3) “Forbidden love” and “steep imbalance of power” are not opposites. On the contrary, they are complementary. Literally every forbidden love romance has that aspect. Even Romeo and Juliet with its beautiful relationship of equals has Romeo’s privilege raised as male vs. Juliet’s raised as female. And yes, it does affect their tragedy.

4) “Damsel—” She is a human amid vampires and werwolves, idiot. Of course she is not going to girlboss her way out of danger. That would have been a one-way ticket to literal death. And she would have deserved it, for being too stupid to live. But Bella is not an idiot; she has more wit in her elbow than any of her antis combined.

Team Jacob Dumb

Ugh, kill this fanon with fire.

Meyer makes it clear that Bella is not attracted to all vampires the same way she is attracted to Edward. She isn’t taken in by James, she isn’t fooled by Laurent, and the vampires in Breaking Dawn are referred to in fairly basic terms. Even the way she describes the Cullens’ beauty differs—Carlisle’s and even Rosalie’s beauty (!!) she likens to Hollywood and Sports Magazine respectively. Very clichéd and emotionally empty descriptions. Most tellingly of all, she doesn’t describe other vampiric scents at all.

Meanwhile every little thing Edward does makes this girl cream. His voice, his scent, his crooked smile, his windswept bronze hair…because she’s in love with him, duh.

You may have had a point some years ago, Clown OP. Unfortunately for you, we now have Midnight Sun. There Edward does correctly guess Bella’s thoughts and feelings around 80-90% of the time. The only time when he’s consistently off is her attraction to him. He, like Bella, just sells himself short, as he relies on his mind reading too much.

Even if it were true that Jacob just naturally gets Bella better…in actual practice it’s mostly due to the fact that they are much closer in age. So their brand of humor (the running joke about ages, banter, the Simpsons allusion in Breaking Dawn) and style of communication are not that different (hence why Bella thinks he is so easy to talk to). Bella can truly be a regular 17-year-old with Jacob, and that is understandably attractive for a parentified teen.

Aside from that, though, Bella/Jacob don’t have much in common. Bella’s tomboyishness begins and ends with her truck and stretches to its limit to motorcycles. Otherwise she is a parentified class-conscious bookish Austenite and Jacob is your basic mechanic native boy who by all accounts is perfectly fine at the rez. He takes care of his father, but his situation is far from being as parentified as Bella.

Overall Edward is much closer to Bella in personality and likes than Jacob—he just has the disadvantage of being born in a different time and living a hundred years. Also, Jacob’s understanding of Bella doesn’t translate very well into respect for her—see forced kiss and manipulative second kiss.

Edward Hate Dumb

…I’ll give it to this one, this clownery almost sounds like a legit criticism. Almost.

First of all, it is clear beyond the shadow of a doubt that Edward would have never given up on Bella. Even when he left her he always planned to return and see how she was doing. In Midnight Sun he confesses that had he seen New Moon!Bella in her screaming nightmares he would have woken her up and stayed with her. And in Eclipse he tells Jacob explicitly that even if Bella did choose him he would always “be waiting in the wings,” seeing if she was okay and happy and watching out if Jacob imprinted on someone else.

So no, Edward would always be there for Bella, if just in his stalkerish way. That’s the problem with Edward, or what he feels is a problem: He wants to be this noble hero, but he is a simp at heart. He and Romeo could go neck to neck just on love clownery alone.

For fuck’s sake—

1) Edward telling Bella he cannot live without her is not and never was manipulative. For such a thing to be manipulative he would have said it in order to convince Bella to stay with him. He never does; he says it only as a simple statement of fact. Actually, Edward preferred Bella living her life as human—with or without him—so long as she is happy. That was literally his original plan except for Bella’s horror of growing older.

2) Edward actually does accept—deep down, but he does—Bella’s desire to be a vampire, even if he disagreed with it. He even accepted his family’s vote to turn Bella into a vampire quite fast. That’s because deep down, despite himself…Edward actually does want Bella to be with him forever. He just thinks it’s selfish of him to pursue that especially when he believes that humanity would be so much better for Bella. How do we know this? He admits this explicitly in Eclipse when Bella says she is afraid Edward doesn’t want her to become a vampire because he doesn’t want her to stick around for a millennia.

3) “Coercion” For fuck’s sake, it was just a proposal. Bella was free to reject it or negotiate (which she did! And Edward accepted her rejection!). Y’know, what actual irl couples do.

4) Ugh, I’m sick of these clowns whining about Edward dismantling her truck. Yes, it was shitty!!! Bella was annoyed and angry!!! He apologized for it!!! He said he was wrong to stop her and would not impede her from going to La Push from then on!!!! It’s called character development!!!!

Clown OP knows Twilight is horribly written because they’ve never read it. Works for me! Into the clownery bin you go.

[smokedanced]

quick cheat sheet on ofmd muses' au verses since i don't have anyone but ed's pages set up yet-

i write all three in modern, and all three in mass effect

edward: an illusionist/escape artist/street magician with vegas level of local fame in modern, a (space) pirate captain in mass effect (duh) & a potential second game recruit especially (of course other dynamics can be plotted)

izzy: a security guard in modern, like just some guy in some nonfancy place like a mall, tell me it wouldn't suit him like a glove, a space pirate (and ed's first mate) in mass effect (duh), definitely loudly denies the reapers existing until seeing one himself because that'd be hilarious (ed believes in the reaper threat from the beginning)

lucius: modern verse is vague, he could be anything? probably some worn out ex theater major who never got a job in his field? in mass effect he's a medic in the alliance, specifically under karin chakwas, a nurse rather than a doctor himself, so he'd be on the normandy since the first game with chakwas; unofficially team designated emotional support person because he likes to therapise...

[beauspot]

there’s so many issues with twilight, we know this but with the information we’re given in story…nobody should be team jacob. first of all the obvious thing is that he has nice guy syndrome and secondly he SAs bella and thirdly he imprinted on a fucking baby, yeah i know there’s “technically” an explanation for it but he is very clearly planning to marry this baby

while there are a lot of issues with bella and edwards relationship (i don’t really care it’s fiction let us live) edwards main goal is always protecting bella even if that means he can’t be in her life. he tries to distance himself from her for her safety, he lets her decide to become a vampire even though it’s not something he wants because he respects her, he’s supportive of abortion (see stephanie meyer is anti abortion and that reflects in breaking dawn which is annoying because it places edward in the wrong when he’s absolutely justified! renesmee literally killed bella) all he wants is for her to be ok

jacob is kind for like one movie then he becomes a wolf(or shapeshifter) and turns into the biggest dickhead on the planet. he becomes constantly angry and has this weird possessive attitude towards bella this at one point almost gets edward killed. he is constantly trying to guilt bella into loving him saying shit like “maybe you’ll care when i’m dead.” (???) just so she’d kiss him. bella made it clear from the start edward was it for her, she never lead him on(which i have to say because a lot of M E N say she did) but he doesn’t care because he likes the idea of her

obviously the reason jacob is written this way is cause of racism, duh. he’s the angry aggressive brown man opposite his pure of heart white counterpart. i don’t think anyone would disagree with that. that doesn’t change what he actually does in the story though. jacob is not a good person and that’s baked into the story, so yeah. i really don’t understand anyone who’s team jacob.

anyways…this is a belward defense account

i have to watch these again soon

[white-light-on-my-prism]

What would a starting XI of your favourite players look like? They don't need to be the best at their position just your favs

Okay so... FINALLY. FVCKING FINALLY we've made it. After so many days/probably weeks that I've lost count, we kinda have a team.

Ngahgajagsgj I've put something together with the help of my wonderful discord besties, college friends and... my dad (embarrassing, I know) and I've taken COMPLETE advantage of the fact that there are no criteria whatsoever for the players to qualify in the XI. Also, I'm sort of a post WC footie fan... (brb hiding my face rn; it's not completely true but it's complicated). Bottomline is, my ball knowledge is much less sexo than most of yours' here, so please pardon any faux pas that I might have committed. Fair warning, my reasons for choosing the ones that I have chosen are frankly ridiculous.

In attack we have Leo and Ney. Gosh how I miss Neymessiball! So there's certainly no need to explain why I've put them here together. Alongside them, there's Sunil Chhetri, who has recently secured third place internationally in the list of highest scoring football players for their respective NTs, only behind Leo and CR(iminal activity)7. He's from my country, India, and I'm quite proud🥺

In midfield we have Kante because I like him, Rodri because I love him, Luka because I LOVE him, and Alex because... he's the husband of Perrie Edwards from Little Mix, aka the only footballer I knew existed [other than Leo, Ney and CR(iminal activity)7] before I actively started following football.

The defence trio features Ramos, cause duh, he's Ramos, and Lisandro cause he loves dogs, but also because he's in La Scaloneta and I'm totally normal about them right?? There's Virgil, cause he shares his name with the Roman poet Virgil who wrote the epic 'Aeneid', which I have a complicated mix of feelings about but all of those are quite overwhelming.

I was bursting my skull open trying to decide between Dibu and Bounou as keeper, but then I thought fvck it I already know a keeper personally who's damn good, and imma put her in my XI because it's my XI and I do whatever the hell I want. @ispeakmorelanguagesthanyou come see your name in there bestie I love you🤍🫂.

That was it! @seedlessmuffins I'm so sorry for the late dear, I hope you didn't mind. Take care<3.

[miupow]

https://www.tumblr.com/nightlyawnzz/738471273951281152/twilight-is-my-go-to-movie-when-im-on-my-period-or. oh yes that’s what i meant mating marks ! im not even sure if i know what they mean so i might google it

https://www.tumblr.com/nightlyawnzz/738471165748756480/okay-okay-last-time-i-swear-you-and-mj-are for this am i crazy if i say he be a tiny bit petty and not let them take her from the room and use her right there on his bed. esp if it’s beomgyu

by the way are you a team edward or jacob !

hi nonnie! :3 lol there’s a lot mc doesn’t understand about werewolves.. having her learn would be fun to write ^^ mating marks for werewolves are bites but instead of turning anyone into a werewolf they’re just a show of claim over someone yk

and hold on that idea is so hot?? making them mount her right there instead of letting them take her away eeek 🫣🫣

also.. asking me if i’m team edward or team jacob knowing full well what my answer is… jacob duh

[fuck-comphet]

You know what comphet is like?

It’s like when everyone was obsessing over twilight when it first came out and all the girls were like “team edward or jacob?”

So when they asked you “team edward or jacob” you had to pick one, because everyone was picking one, and there was no secret third option of liking bella (or actually probably more alice or rosalie who am I kiding)

And because “team bella or alice or rosalie” were just not options you never actually considered them even if you did in fact find them infinitely more attractive than edward and jacob combined

But everyone is asking you “are you team edward or jacob” so you pick whichever you think is the most conventionally attractive (jacob, duh) and spend the next decade thinking that you are in fact attracted to jacob and that there is no alternative for you

When in reality you couldn’t care less about jacob you just wanted alice and rosalie go have more screen time 😭

[amorganva]

It is the day of Wednes, my dudes. I thought I’d go back in time and share an oldie but a goldie. I love this one, back when I got it I think there was still the Twilight craze going on and people were like “You Team Edward or Team Jacob?” ........... Team Edward duh. Elric. One of my faves. FMA is one of my inspirations behind trying to get into voiceover. Such a good show. --------- In VO news - I’m working on some content for yall who enjoy playing WoW, there’s a Wrathion short story I’m in the process of recording, it’s taking forever though because said short story is THIRTY THREE PAGES LONG! WAT?! And there’s a bunch of characters. I’m trying my best to get it done but I do want to create an immersive experience with music and such so....just a bit longer.

[b6k6s6m]

something i would write now, but especially if i was back in middle school

Team Edward 4eva🧛🏻‍♀️<3

[beauty-in-the-brkdwn]

or c) being in a lot of danger or d) being stressed out about something

Not to be a twilight stan on main but like....did Edward and Bella even do anything together?? Like the entire appeal of new moon is that Jacob and Bella are hanging out doing dumb teenager shit. I can't think of a single instance in any of the twilight books where Edward and Bella interacted while not a) angsting or b) lusting