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fuck-comphet · 2 years ago

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You know what comphet is like?

It’s like when everyone was obsessing over twilight when it first came out and all the girls were like “team edward or jacob?”

So when they asked you “team edward or jacob” you had to pick one, because everyone was picking one, and there was no secret third option of liking bella (or actually probably more alice or rosalie who am I kiding)

And because “team bella or alice or rosalie” were just not options you never actually considered them even if you did in fact find them infinitely more attractive than edward and jacob combined

But everyone is asking you “are you team edward or jacob” so you pick whichever you think is the most conventionally attractive (jacob, duh) and spend the next decade thinking that you are in fact attracted to jacob and that there is no alternative for you

When in reality you couldn’t care less about jacob you just wanted alice and rosalie go have more screen time 😭

#comphet #compulsive heterosexuality #this was a long analogy but hopefully you get the point #when queerness is never given as an option you can never consider it on the same level that you consider heterosexuality #twilight #twilight analogy #alice and rosalie were so hot and interesting and badass compared to any other character

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kinuphoto · 2 months ago

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heygjo0n · 6 months ago

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Hi *c lanza una vaina que hizo en la madrugada*

#digital art #digital drawing #artists on tumblr #fanart #ibispaintx #clip studio paint #ibispaintdrawing #mlp fanart #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #analog horror #mlp #mlp twilight sparkle #my little pony twilight sparkle #fluttershy #my little pony fluttershy #my little worms #capcut

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jupiterovprsten · 4 months ago

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Streets of Thessaloniki

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nortsauce · 10 months ago

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Poison Joke!

#mlp fim #my little pony #my litte pony friendship is magic #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #rarity #horror #analog horror #mlp #mlp g4 #flutterguy #mlp infection au #you made me

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ashestosparks · 10 months ago

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I’ve got to find a cure for Applejack…

#twilight sparkle #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #mlp fanart #fanart #my art #friendship is magic #swamp fever #mlp analog horror

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chikinan · 5 months ago

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once in a while when I post some commission work over twitter I'll get a thread of comments filled with furries roleplaying with the commissioner about some really specific horny furry thing and honestly it cheers me up i hope i was half as happy with myself. happy pride month everyone

#mati barks #i lovve june because i can end any psost with. happy pride month everyone #alwyas funnyl. fact #ive beeeen watching the twilight zone!! the original!!#its pretty good!#also just a channel that posts analog tv compilations.#because of the demons.

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capricornmp3 · 5 months ago

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