#teacher!techno

[lesserknownbots]

E-51 Intelligente / E-51 Teacher Robot from Sonic X, "Techno-Teacher"

[cloudster-clown]

doodle based off of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmO7cRirs4s

it's a really good song you all should listen to it! :D idk if this counts as an au o(-( i just think this song is really neat so i wanted to draw it with tommy and chayanne cause i think it fits them TwT

[xxswagcorexx]

haven't posted this anywhere publically yet BUT I MADE A TECHNO STATUE IN CERAMICS CLASS!!!

happy birthday king <3

[takunwilliams]

Walter White 2024

[hometuitionorg]

[avo-kat]

finally got around to watching jujutsu kaisen and after watching 20 ep I think I should give a short review

go read chainsaw man instead

it also has a sad looking guy friend of the protagonist who makes a dog with his hand, says a strange word and then a wolf appears. there's also power and power is super cool and the best

[a-person-who-is-not-you]

I got invited to that stupid lapse app and it went through my contacts and made me add friends and amongst the suggestions of people who sat next to me in sophomore chemistry were my ex girlfriend and ex best friend and elementary school teacher. I don’t know guys idk if this app is for me

[loving-n0t-heyting]

According to South Korea’s education ministry, the tablets will be customisable so that “fast learners” and “slow learners” can be assessed by the software and given different AI-generated tasks with varying levels of complexity.

But the government has provided few details on exactly how the digital textbooks — and other AI-powered education tools being developed by Korean tech firms including LG and Samsung — will work or how the system would be prevented from AI’s tendency to “hallucinate” or produce errors.

The AI apps will be introduced for all subjects except for music, art, physical education and ethics by 2028, with teachers monitoring activity through a digital dashboard. Pupils will be given classes in digital literacy to help them to deploy AI tools responsibly.

“AI textbooks will enable teachers to evaluate each student’s study level and pace based on their data, and provide a tailored education for each one of them,” one government official said.

“Many students tend to fall asleep in class as some of them already learned the content in private cram schools and others just fail to follow the lessons,” the official added. “[Soon] they will be able to think outside the box as AI textbooks provide various content for any situation and induce their interest in study and help them think creatively.”

if this sounds fantastically fucking stupid and like the south korean govt is planning on selling out its students educations for vague hyperbolic techno-hype, dont worry, this policy is not without significant domestic pushback: there are several korean parents who regard "screens" as tantamount to vortices of youth mind control and extend this reflexive technophobia to any educational aids involving computers

[demonsandpieohmy]

Exactly Like We Were

It’s reunion season at Eden College. Aziraphale and Crowley didn’t exactly get along back in school, but when a logistical issue forces them to share a room for the long weekend, they discover how much people can change over the course of twenty years. Including themselves. A college reunion AU with fluff, drama, skinny dipping, and love.

Rated M, chapters 7/10. CW: past homophobia and biphobia, non-graphic smut.

Thanks to @its-unapologetic-apathy for the beta, and the @goodomensafterdark writers for their encouragement.

Aziraphale couldn’t believe his abysmal luck. Of everyone he could have been stuck with, it had to be him . That loudmouthed, insufferable twig of a boy - man now, he supposed - who did not grasp the notion of communal living spaces, and insisted on playing his guitar at all hours of the - maybe not night, but far enough past dormitory quiet hours to grate on Aziraphale’s sensibilities.

Last he recalled, Crowley was set to move out to Los Angeles to pursue a life in… grunge pop? Techno metal? Some kind of bebop.

It felt impolite to stalk the man on The Google, so he left his curiosity alone. He’d find out soon enough what had become of Crowley – probably scraping by as a middle school band teacher, or as an understudy for The Wiggles. Although, he thought, his assumptions could be wrong. After all, Aziraphale hadn’t exactly ended up where he thought he’d be when he left school, in much more than just his career.

Two weeks later, Crowley hopped in the back of a Lincoln town car, and Aziraphale got on the Amtrak, and they both headed for Boston.

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[anarchy-and-piglins]

Cat au

Philza and Techno, the notorious rules of the Antarctic Empire who ruled with an iron fist, are reincarnated as cats and get adopted.

~~~~~~~~

Ranboo has had his eye on a couple of the campus cats for a while.

Well, the only campus cats, they were extremely territorial and no other cats would set foot on campus anymore.

The big one, Techie, was rumored to have fought off a rattlesnake.

Okay, maybe the cat’s names weren’t *actually* Techie and Phil, they were originally named by the social studies teachers with the same names the famous AE dictators, Philza and Technoblade. They had a similar appearance, as much as cats could resemble famous dictators, and a tight bond.

And Ranboo couldn’t exactly go around calling them *that*, now could he?

Someone would think he was one of those neo-Antarctics if he did.

Ranboo had put a lot of effort into getting the cats to trust him, sometimes just spending hours sitting on the sidewalk near the bushes where they liked to sleep.

He’d occasionally bring treats for the cats, a can of chicken or tuna, and it seemed to be working. Slowly though. Very slowly.

Ranboo really hoped they’d trust him enough to be able to take them home before he graduated.

The small light orange shorthair tabby, Phil, would sometimes come over to greet Ranboo now when he sat near the cat’s hideout, and occasionally allowed Ranboo to pet him. Techie usually watched from the bushes, distrusting of Ranboo.

Today though, Ranboo was worried. Tubbo had shown him a video one of the students had posted on ChitChat of Techie fighting a coyote. Techie had run the coyote off, but not before it got a few hits in.

So here Ranboo was, skipping class, with a bag of cat treats in his hand, a blue towel over his shoulder, and a pink cloth carrying case under his other arm.

He arrived at the cat’s favorite spot and called out for them.

Phil came *running* out of the bushes towards him, meowing loudly.

That’s not something Phil had ever done before, and it certainly didn’t reassure Ranboo about the cat’s well being.

“Hey, little guy.” Ranboo crouched down. “Are you okay? Where’s Techie, huh? I heard he got into a fight with a coyote.”

Phil, still meowing loudly, turned in a circle twice and started walking in the direction he’d come from, glancing over his shoulder peek at Ranboo.

“You want me to follow you?”

Phil kept walking.

“Okay” Ranboo stood.

Ranboo followed Phil a short way before Phil disappeared under a bush, and Ranboo knelt down to get a look amid Phil’s frantic meowing.

“Yeah, I see him Phil, I see him.”

The large reddish brown tabby lay under the bush. Ranboo shouldn’t have been able to get so close without Techie reacting, but for now he was still.

“Alright, let me get a better look at him.” Ranboo said, setting down the treats and the carrier and reaching out with the towel to gently grab Techie and drag him out from under the bush.

Ranboo caught his breath.

Techie’s fur was blood matted and the rise and fall of his ribcage was barely detectable. The complete lack of reaction to what Ranboo had done was an indication that the cat was likely unconscious.

“Oh nooooo” Ranboo breathed. “That’s not good. This- this needs professional help.”

Phil was quiet now, worriedly nudging against Techie.

Ranboo tried to think as he wrapped Techie in the towel.

“Okay, the nearest emergency vet is about a twenty minute walk. I can take him there.”

Phil meowed.

“You don’t want to let him out of your sight, do you. Okay, you can come, but you have to be in the carrier.”

Ranboo unzipped the carrier and Phil got inside. Huh. Ranboo thought that would be harder.

Ranboo got the carrier strap over his shoulder and picked up the towel wrapped Techie in his arms.

“Okay, here we go.”

~~~~~~~~~

It turned out that the walk was twenty five minutes with two cats. Techie had been whisked to the back before they even got Ranboo’s information.

Once he was gone Ranboo sorted out the situation with the front desk. The lady asked if Techie had been vaccinated, and when Ranboo said no, she asked if he wanted to go ahead and have that done.

Ranboo agreed, and asked if they could vaccinate Phil too. The vet could do that, and if he was going to be here for a few hours anyway, they could even neuter him. Techie would need time to recover before he was eligible to be neutered though, so he’d need a separate appointment.

Phil didn’t seem too happy about that idea, but Ranboo was determined to be a responsible cat owner, so Phil was soon in the arms of another veteran, on his way to surgery, and Ranboo waited alone.

A few hours later, Phil was returned to him and he got an update on Techie’s condition. He would be okay, but they’re keeping him overnight for observation, and would need a couple weeks of medication. After that he would be healthy enough to be neutered.

Ranboo went ahead and scheduled the appointment.

~~~~~~~

Ranboo takes Phil home (they gave Phil the good meds, he is very high) and takes Techie home the next day.

Techie recovers well, but Techie is very stubborn and refuses to get in the carrier and Ranboo can never get him to the vet.

Not even after Techie warms up to him.

I love everything about this, but especially that Phil lost his balls in the divorce...

[robin-evry]

Heeeyyyyy~ it’s a me again, so just watched the Transformers one movie, and it got me thinking of what would happen if Yuu was a cybertronian/Transformer? Like alien robot that Can transform into a vehicle isekaied to a magic School? Imagine the fun! the chaos! They can pick up the overblot students and put them in air jail like a misbehaving cat! Ortho finally has a bestie!!!!

Sure thing, ask and you shall receive

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐘𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐀𝐍 👾🤖

Cybertronians are a species of autonomous robotic organisms originating from the distant planet called Cybertron that had their essences transferred into robotic bodies known as "Transformers".

Cybertronian!Yuu one of by far most unique students ever, they tower over most of the students. By cybertronian!yuu has received some modification in twst that helps them fit in the world more.

They can partially transform parts of their body into mechanical tools, like shields, scanners, or even small weaponry. This ability has led to some interesting duels in combat class, where they improvises with forms no one expects.

Cybertronian!Yuu sees magic as something like a digital matrix, with each spell having its own “source code.” While they may struggle with traditional spellcasting, Cybertronian Yuu can often rewrite spells or make unique modifications, leading to unexpected effects. This adaptability often puts them at odds with teachers, yet impresses friends like Ace and Deuce.

Cybertronian!Yuu can store and retrieve a ton of information like a living database, sometimes glitching and blurting out random trivia. Ace and Deuce find it hilarious, but it occasionally becomes handy, especially during exams.

Do you know the meme of the song I woke up in a new Bugatti, that's the first year riding on cybertronian!yuu on their transformation form. They have become their friends chauffeur around school pretty much everywhere.

Ortho + Cybertronian!Yuu : robot besties.

NRC tend to call them both a “tech wiz.” They often exchange “upgrades” and tech secrets, and Ortho even helps Cybertronian!Yuu unlock hidden Cybertronian features that they were previously unaware of. They’re like the school’s tech-savvy duo, making Idia’s life easier and sometimes scaring him with their synchronized techno-speak.

Cybertronian! Yuu has an “echo mode” that lets them record and replay sounds, which Rook finds utterly fascinating for tracking creatures or investigating mysteries. Sometimes, they use it to replay people’s voices, teasing Ace or copying Riddle’s strict tone. Grim once caught them imitating the Headmage and nearly exposed them!

Their system has an auto-translate function for languages, magical runes, and even animal sounds, making them NRC’s unofficial interpreter. This skill shines with Sebek, who tries to one-up them in translating ancient text, and with Kalim, who loves hearing animal translations from the Spirit of the Dunes.

Inspired by Pomefiore’s focus on beauty, they develop a “glamour mode” that projects holographic outfits, allowing them to “try on” new looks with a simple transformation. Rook and Vil are fascinated by their ability to shift appearances at will, and Vil even pushes them to “update” their glamour mode regularly to keep up with fashion trends.

Cybertronian!yuu is very curious about the world around them, since originally back in Cybertron there wasn't any organic like plant-life. You can find them being curious and browsing things that find them interesting.

When seriously damaged, cybertronian!Yuu has an auto-repair protocol that initiates a regeneration process. This usually involves a “recharging stasis” where they power down for a few hours to restore internal systems by transforming into a metal box to repair any damages coming to their body and database.

They also have the ability to heck or connect themselves into different technologies, they can see through the technology database as well copying the abilities of the technology.

They discovers they can use holo-projections to mimic voices and create illusions. With Ace and Grim, Yuu pulls harmless pranks like projecting an image of Crowley, scaring students into thinking he’s around.

During battles, cybertronian!yuu possessed a wide range of arsenal weapons. But one of their favorite styles of fighting is basically running over the enemies in their transformation form.

Imagine overblot Azul laughing and yapping about something, and the next thing he got hit by a vehicle as well putting their enemies in time out.

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[djarins-cyare]

Din Djarin: The Contractor

I had no access to my WIPs for a few days this week, so my brain started inventing scenarios… ‘imagines’, I guess? This (totally unedited) one came about when I happened to scroll past the first two pics of Din on Pinterest, and the memory of Joel telling Ellie he used to be a contractor sprang to mind…

Well, your [SWU-techno-thingy] is broken. Great. Trying to keep your irritation in check, you call the repair company, who politely assure you they’ll send over their best guy immediately. It’s late in the day, and dusk is approaching fast, so you guess you should be happy they’re willing to send anyone out at all.

After a lengthy wait, during which your irritation seems to grow exponentially, your repairman pootles up to your home on his banged-up speeder, parking outside. Unhurriedly, he grabs his tools and trudges into your home, nodding a greeting but remaining suspiciously quiet and not even giving his name.

Perhaps doing a late job has made him grouchy. Yeah, well, not having a working [SWU-techno-thingy] has made you grouchy, too. Get in line, pal.

You show him the problem, and he spends a while trying to get a better look at it, peering into the inner workings and sighing. He mumbles “hmm” an awful lot, sometimes tutting and shaking his helmet at what he sees, and he takes plenty of readings with various tools.

Eventually, he concludes his analysis and tells you it’ll cost double what you were quoted when you called earlier because your [SWU-techno-thingy] is entirely dead. Apparently, he needs to replace your [thingamajig] in order to realign your [whatchamacallit] and get it running again, which requires brand-new parts and a lot of labour.

When you baulk at this, he simply shrugs and says he doesn’t set the rates; they’re determined by the Guild. Then he stands there, looking annoyingly smug, waiting for you to authorise him to start work.

You reluctantly agree and leave him to it, stomping off in the hope that you can find something to occupy yourself while he works.

Frustratingly, you can’t, and when you return shortly thereafter to check how it’s going, you find he’s taking a break. What the hell? A break already???

As much as you try to keep your anger in check, you virtually yell that he’s supposed to be on the clock and he’d better not be charging you for the time he’s spending sitting around doing nothing!

He grumbles something about missing dinner (with a womp rat, of all things!) for this, puts down the bowl he was drinking from, and huffily grabs his tools to get to work.

Finally, he starts the job you hired him for, and you stick around to monitor him, slightly worried he might try and push his luck again. But it seems like he’s pulling his weight at last — tools a-turnin’, sparks a-flyin’. He seems to know what he’s doing.

After a while, you start to realise that what he’s doing is actually pretty impressive. You can’t deny he looks skilled and competent — almost badass — as he expertly fixes your [SWU-techno-thingy].

Satisfied he’s now earning his fee, you leave him to it for a while, once again trying to find something else to occupy you.

But it’s not long before you find yourself back again, keen to know how he’s doing. For a moment, you think he might’ve fallen asleep because he’s lying down, and the bitter taste of annoyance returns, but… oh nope, he’s just getting a better angle for the repairs.

He keeps working diligently, so you let him continue without disturbing him.

After what feels like a lifetime, he finally tells you he’s all finished.

As you inspect his work, you notice him standing off to the side like a kid waiting for the teacher to grade his class project. It’s sort of sweet, in a way.

It seems like he did a decent job, and you tell him so, handing him payment with a smile, which he accepts with a nod. He then collects his stuff (an impressive display of strength), bids you goodbye and turns to leave.

You escort him to the door, thanking him again and watching your taciturn repairman walk away from your home.

Now that you have a working [SWU-techno-thingy] once again and have recovered from being quoted an extortionate price for its repair, you revise your opinion of your contractor. He’s skilled, and aside from being a little huffy to start with (though you concede he was probably just hungry), he seems like a nice guy.

Plus, as he walks away from you, you can’t help but admire his perfect ass, remembering how good it looked earlier when he bent over to grab his toolkit.

Almost as if he can feel your gaze, when he gets to the edge of your property, he turns back to look at you, lingering for a moment, meeting your stare in that intense way of his.

Your pulse picks up, and for a second, you think he might come back — that he might push you inside and have his wicked way with you, give you a decent seeing to with those skilled hands of his.

The moment you share is electric, and you imagine a plethora of debauched scenarios as you stare into his T-visor with hope…

…but it passes as he tears his gaze away, hurriedly loads up his rusted speeder bike, and climbs on. He gives you a final nod as he pulls away, departing from your life as swiftly as he arrived.

Oh well, it was surely a ridiculous thought anyway.

You return inside and try to get on with your evening, but your thoughts keep drifting back to your contractor. Why can’t you stop thinking about him? He barely even spoke to you.

Eventually, you cave and admit it. You’re attracted to him. He has a magnetism you don’t understand, yet you can’t deny its pull on you. But there’s nothing you can do about that… is there? And he might not feel the same anyway.

You keep thinking about the look he gave you when he left. There was something there, you’re sure of it.

So… okay. Are you really going to break something else to get him to come back?

Yes. Yes, you are…

[italiqngreyhound]

Aight here's stuff on the dream situation aka a timeliness! Will be adding to as it continues, credit to elliklips on discord ily

Okay so- from what I've gathered thus far

-techno passed away [rip]

• a bunch of people were kinda iffy abt started dsmp season two without him present

- dream had grooming allegations and everyone went their separate ways

- Quackity creates Qsmp which QUICKLY gains popularity

- Dream gets mad bc Quackity "stole his idea"

• Quackity to this day hasn't responded [slay king]

- some other stuff happens and Tommy and Jack start making more content together

- tubbo and Ranboo stop posting together as much and Ranboo moves in with Aimsey

- - -

- Tommy went on a podcast and said [quoted] "I've never actually hated everh word and movement someone did" this is tom talking about Mizkif CLEARY TALKING abt Miskif

- miskif went on stream and was firing shots at Tommy "your annoying" "your stupid and your british" whatever NEXT

-ONE BIT DEEPER xQc reacts to miskif reacting to Tommy "these guys are cringe" also calling it an "overeaction" also whatever

• Tommy tweets "your really hard to talk to" WHATEVER who cares

- Tommy THEN replies to a picture of xQc shaking Donald trumps hand with a Trump shirt on "to be more cringe than tommyinnit is pretty fucking hard but you just pulled it off pal"

• jack replied "post a money spred"

- insaine- xQc THEN tweets a video of Tommy "dissing" on him- xQc wrote "from doing streams in your basement to doing streams with the president. How is this a dis? You went from dickriding dream for a living to making "jokes" to teenage girls. Lock in"

• [xQc giving free promo to Tommy's stand up makes me giggle]

- Dream now gets involved- why? ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE- he goes on to post one of those "pick a side" pictures with one being labeled 'grow up' and the other being labeled 'becoming a **R-SLUR** Tommyinnit fan' with the person choosing being labeled 'DreamSMP stans'

• [which i actually don't understand bc this is the FIRST TIME dream has done anything shitting on Tommy even after Tommy has claimed MULTIPLE TIMES-

THAT DREAM WAS A PEDO

•[ other note BOTH TOMMY AND TUBBOS MOMS ARE SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHERS.]

- E V E R Y O N E hops on a dream hate train on Twitter Which leads dream to delete the post.

• Tommy replied saying "no Fucking way did i make dream say the R-slur *again*. Actual bastard.

• dream does have an autism diagnosis but there's a DRASTIC difference in reclaiming and calling 50 mil people aN ACTUAL SLUR

- Tommy posts a video just titled "Dream" clarifying he has the man blocked but goes on to say "hey you fucked up bro- what the hell?"

• also making a point to say "I literally made your server streaming on it every day while you did nothing."

- DREAM posts on YouTube and Reddit dissing on anyone he can get his hands on, including Aimsey, Tommy- i think Tubbo and defends Miskif

• in the redit post he says "I was confused by what the "rules" are. Not honestly trying to be obtuse." "Everyone explains to me that it's okay because their nerodivergant, so then I see a meme that uses it and post it and get absolutely throttled for it. Obviously it's the internet being disingenuous, but that doesn't completely invalidate anyone that might be upset by it. Most of the people are calling me a list for using it are the same people thay lit off fireworks for when Nicolas Cantu was the slinging slur slasher [including Tommy's closest friends]. It's either okay or it's not okay, the double standards are infuriating." He then goes on more about Tommy being the "internet police" and getting shit about going after "poor Tommy that lies about me constantly"

- tubbo goes live just before that video gets posted, recaps best of his ability and enlightens the group on some major shit

• bbh paid for the server

• details about dsmp and dream himself

• a live reaction to Tom's video

• live reaction to bits of Dreams video and reddit post

• ect.

- AND NOW QUACKITY SAID HES GOING LIVE?

[geekgirles]

Team Phantom Needs Nemeses

For a while now, I've been thinking and I can't help but feel like, for most of the show, Team Phantom isn't so much as a team as it the hero and his two (later three) sidekicks. And that's mostly because Sam and Tucker especially don't have many ways to stand out outside of their civilian lives. Yes, Sam is the vegan, environmentalist goth, and Tucker is the tries-too-hard-to-be-popular techno geek and comic relief. But when it comes to fighting Danny's enemies, even though they always have his back, most of the time, they simply follow him around with an extra thermos.

I already have ideas on how this could be solved if the show was rebooted, mainly by giving each member a more specific and unique skillset and role within the team, but that's a topic for another day.

Right now, what I want to talk about is how much the show and the characters would gain if each member of Team Phantom had their own set of enemies that felt more personal instead of all of the ghosts having a bone to pick only with Danny. You know, a set of opponents that either represent what they hate or embody their worst character traits, forcing them to confront the worst part of themselves and grow from the experience.

After all, Danny's secret identity is common knowledge in the Ghost Zone, and that includes his best friends and sister, who either regularly hang out with him or help him fight ghosts. With this in mind, it wouldn't be far-fetched to believe some members of his Rogue Gallery would come to have a more heated rivalry with Sam, Tucker, or Jazz rather than with Danny.

Speaking of, since he is the protagonist and everything revolved around him already, Danny clearly doesn't have this problem. He already has great nemeses in Vlad and Dark Danny, both of them embodying his worst traits and what he could turn into if he isn't careful, and his complicated rivalry with Valerie. So, aside from some more focus and development that never hurts anyone, there's not much to be done in that regard.

But what about the rest of Team Phantom?

1. Tucker

As I said, a good nemesis is either a dark reflection of yourself, a cautionary tale of what the wrong path could turn you into, or someone who forces you to confront the worst parts of yourself and to move past them. Needless to say, these types of rivalries are always personal. And Tucker has several good contenders for the position of his nemesis.

In particular, I'm thinking Tucker's ghost self from What You Want, Technus, and Hotep-Ra.

This is because Tucker is characterised as someone who longs to stand out and be recognised and who can develop a pretty nasty streak when he's shown up by others. He is very prone to envy and self-serving tirades. This is why Ghost Tucker and Hotep-Ra would be great fits for him. After all, they both represent who Tucker is at his absolute worst, and Hotep-Ra has the added bonus of having used him to fulfill his own agenda. Manipulation is never a good look.

As for Technus, don't tell me a rivalry between these two doesn't just make sense. I mean, a techno geek and the ghost of technology would certainly nuke it out. Technus should have focused on Tucker much more than on Danny, thanks to all his advanced gadgets and shared interests. If anyone could power Technus up as well as rile him up by claiming to possess the superior technological know-how, that's Tucker.

And just to make it extra personal, we could always take Teacher of the Year and have Technus target Tucker in specific and deceive him into explaining the game to him, leading to Tucker feeling betrayed and like a fool, and all that much more determined to defeat him.

2. Sam

While the Phandom disagrees on just how bad it is, the general consensus is that Sam's greatest flaws are her forcefulness and hypocritical tendencies. And what better way to have her confront those facts about herself and get some character development than by facing off enemies that take those flaws to the extreme?

In Sam's case, I'd say we keep Undergrowth as a rather personal enemy for her. But just how I explored in my "rewrite" of Urban Jungle long ago, let's change Undergrowth turning Sam into a mindless puppet into a far more deliberate choice.

Undergrowth represents Sam's love for nature and environmentalism, but with zero restraints as to how it might affect others. We should explore that idea! Have Undergrowth manipulate Sam by toying with her desire to make the world a better place and her cynicism that nobody but her cares into having her "ally" herself with him. By the time she manages to snap out of his control, Sam would be horrified at what she allowed to happen and resolve to be more careful with her activism in the future.

Then, there's Walker. This might sound a little out of left field, but hear me out.

If we're saying one of Sam's greatest flaws is her tendency for hypocrisy, then it would only make sense to pair her off with the shows biggest hypocrite after Vlad!

Not to mention, Walker also represents everything Sam "anti-establishment" Manson hates: abuse of power, the establishment, forcing your views and ideas onto others... He also hurt Wulf, who essentially amounts to a large, sapient animal. The realisation of not being so different from someone like Walker would be appalling to Sam! It would allow her to be aware of her tendencies and to work to keep them in check.

And finally, Ember.

This might sound even weirder, but I think it has the potential to become a very interesting rivalry even if they wouldn't necessarily be nemeses. Basically, because Ember has the potential to be that one ghost that Sam would have some personal beef with.

Much like Walker, Ember represents what the nonconformist, individualistic side of Sam hates. She presents herself as the key to teenage rebellion and individuality, yet her modus operandi is mind controlling people with her music into idolising her and buying her products, essentially becoming a vehicle for superficial consumerism and a poser. Not to mention, Sam has been shown to nurse grudges for a long time, and Ember toyed with her and Danny's feelings when she placed her love spell on him. Emotional manipulation is not something you just forgive.

3. Jazz

Admittedly, I haven't thought about Jazz's potential enemies as much, but I do have a few ideas.

First and foremost, her nemeses should 100% be Penelope Spectra (and Bertrand), after all, they are direct foils of each other.

Both have shown interest in psychology and (seemingly) reach out to others, especially Danny, to help them. However, whereas Jazz is genuinely well-meaning, albeit a bit of a know-it-all and a busybody, Spectra only cares about helping herself and is actually very harmful to the kids under her care.

(To be honest, while I maintain Spectra should be Jazz's most personal enemy, I also think she should target Sam in specific at some point. After all, Sam is the one responsible for Danny's accident and the whole ghost mess. The guilt she'd exude from that should make her a prime target for someone who feeds off of misery like Spectra. But that's a topic for another day).

For her other more personal enemies, I'm thinking Youngblood because he forces her to confront the fact that she's not as much of a grown-up as she likes to believe (like in canon), and maybe Johnny 13 and Kitty for targeting, manipulating, and almost possessing her. Although in their case, I can also picture an interesting twist: seeing as they aren't usually intentionally malicious, just have a lot of couple issues they need to work through, Jazz could try to help them in hopes of peacefully ridding Danny of two more headaches to deal with. Knowing Jazz, she could turn it into a thesis on how even ghosts have the capability to grow beyond their obsessions and flaws they retained upon death.

And that is all! Thank you for coming to my Ted-Talk. I'd be delighted to hear your thoughts on the matter.

[nomsfaultau]

was doing an incorrect quote generator and uh.

Phil: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Phil: Anyways, you said Tommy is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

mfr Phil, anyone?

imagine this happened while Techno was tutoring Tommy in the lure phase and is just staring at Phil like 👁️👄👁️. And Phil is used to having bribed everyone in his life to hell and back and panics and shouts ‘YOU'RE ADOPTED’ to reveal everything

Except Techno is baffled and thinks it’s a bit, so is like ‘no wonder my parents never loved me haha. Also try water boarding it’s quicker.’

And Phil comes to the conclusion Techno is chill with the criminal empire and the parentage, and isn’t freaked out about keeping him trapped until they can fix that ‘little misunderstanding’. Also keeps checking in with what punishments Techno wants to inflict on their enemies.

And Techno comes to the conclusion Phil knows how to commit to the bit with the adoption thing (technos favorite thing) and finds it HILARIOUS Phil keeps joking about crime and ‘uncovering a secret conspiracy against techno hey what should I do with this (made up) gang?’. And it’s several months before either realizes the truth.

Techno immediately pukes realizing his dark humor cost so so many lives.