#tbh idrk what to tag this as

[tiniest-headcrab-art]

anyways yeah

sorry if some of the writing is hard to read uh

[mintivee]

are you seeing this shit chucklefuck

[tallowandport]

This is interesting!

[moni-logues]

BTS on International Women*'s Day!

This is a silly little thing I wrote last year and, here we are again! So here we are again lmao. It's silly, it's nonsense, please don't take this too seriously 😅

BTS x woman* reader

Jin He’s thought about this quite a lot. He wants to acknowledge it because it’s important to, but at the same time, he doesn't want it to come across like an empty gesture. He thinks he treats you equally, respectfully, all the time (as he should!) so would it really be meaningful to ‘celebrate’ this day? In the end, he leaves it up to you: he asks if you want him to do something and what it might be. You haven’t really thought about it, to be honest; you ask him to cook you dinner, which he would’ve done anyway because you don’t like cooking and he does.

Yoongi He wants to spend the day with his face in your pussy is what he wants to do. Unfortunately, jobs exist. So he goes downtown to start the day and eagerly awaits the time when you are both back from work so he can go there again. Wants you to come more times than you can count and then when you’re immobilised and dazed, he’ll bring you dinner in bed.

Hoseok Buys you something sweet and accepts it graciously when you explain that maybe needless consumerism isn’t the best present on this of all days. You tell him that you really appreciate him doing something to acknowledge the day anyway. Since his first gesture didn’t go down the way he hoped, he gives you another: improvised strip tease and the most devoted dicking down you’ve ever had. You find out later that he also donated a significant sum to a women’s charity that you support.

Namjoon He’s been planning for this, actually. Gets tickets to a lecture or an exhibition or theatre show or something relevant. He also looks into the company’s gender policies and asks your opinion (should he take it further? Ask the women in the company? Do something else?); prepares an evening where everything is taken care of and you don’t have to do anything.

Jimin Mr People Pleaser wants to please you all day. Breakfast in bed, helps you get ready, takes you to work with a packed lunch he prepared himself, picks you up from work and takes you home, massages your feet, hands you wine, wants to hand-feed you dinner (at which you draw the line). Does it all laughing at his over-indulgence and knows he’s being silly, but wants you to know that he also takes it seriously, so asks you to give him advice on a cause he can support or donate to.

Taehyung He’s thought about it and decided that he will do any and every chore that needs doing on this day, but doesn't realise that there's very little that needs doing because you've already done it all; he also thinks about just how much of the housework and chores he usually does and decides he’ll monitor it going forward to see if he could be pulling his weight more in general (forgets this as soon as the clock hits midnight on the 9th!).

Jungkook Thinks about it a lot. Takes advice. Thinks about it some more. Struggles with wanting to show his appreciation without wanting to make too much of a fuss. Ums and ahs for so long that he’s sort of left it too late to do anything special. Decides he’ll just agree to do anything and everything you want -- as if the good little boy doesn't do that every day anyway!

[prismit]

sona redesign!! yippee!!! not a rabbit not a slug but some secret third thing???

[gh0stz404doesart]

"im back at it again [in mspaint]" *[draws @blackkatdraws narrator, again.]*/ref

anyways yeah a small collection of drawings if him. I'll probably draw more soon (again) :^

[kkat-astrophic]

Aight take this.

[decaydanceredacted]

Hi admin, can you please tag the genderbending stuff? It's okay if you can't!

As in the fall out boob posts?

[hyperfixated-homo]

not rlly that proud of this but. littol bloo sketch

[sea-jello]

throwback to when i watched atsv with my friend and EVERY SINGLE TIME one of the four were introduced they pointed at the screen and went "OHH YOU WANNA BE THEM SOO BAAAD"

[peregrine5]

Nothing like people who care immensely about each other fighting back to back in a battle they don’t think they can win

[frogplayingguitar]

has anybody else seen that merge mansion ad with Pedro Pascal where it’s like a movie trailer and a crime documentary i know i’m not hallucinating (again) that cuz i have video proof

[tqngerine]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ call me what you like

yeonjun x soobin

SYNOPSIS: Yeonjun swears he’s never seen the cute 6 foot tall dimpled boy in his literature class before, but now he has and he’s fallen head over heels—only to be told he’s already taken…

Or Soobin is delusional but Yeonjun doesn’t know that.

TAGS: social media au (+ written), college au, strangers to lovers, fake dating, crack, tbh idrk where this story will go

FEATURING: rest of TXT, Le Sserafim Chaewon, Enhypen Sunghoon (kinda), Aespa Karina & Winter (kinda)

STATUS: in progress

UPDATES: whenever i can lol

⋆｡°✩ MASTERLIST ✩°｡⋆

DRABBLE

PROFILES:

the heterophobes | purple brigade

CHAPTERS:

01. literature discussion circle

02. dinner dates

03. soon…

TAGLIST: open!! leave a comment below or send me an ask to be included in this taglist ^^

@bangchansbae @txtbrainrot @hanniemylovelyquokka @heavenhannie @asherthehimbo @sunooscheeks

[cazluvsu]

I’m bored! Get to know me

Ty for the tag @xariarte!! :3

1. Do you make your bed? only when i change my sheets i make it up all nice and pretty

2. Favorite number? 27 is kinda underrated tbh but i don’t have a Favorite favorite

3. What’s your job? i work at chipotle ☺️ worked today actually it was very busy

4. If you could go back to school, would you? im in school still <\3

5. Can you parallel park? yes. i can’t park backwards tho

6. Do you think aliens are real? there’s too much of space and the universe for them to not exist so Ya!

7. Can you drive a manual car? no

8. Guilty pleasure? lay in bed on phone

9. Tattoos? not yet ! idrk what i want to get but ik i want to get Something

10. Favorite color? purble

11. Favorite type of music? i listen to mainly pop/indie pop, rap, hip hop so those genres are prob my favorites

12. Do you like puzzles? YES

13. Any phobias? not that i can think of rlly

14. Favorite childhood sport? i was a cheerleader for like 10 years as a kid!!! i still love the sport sm and i miss it tbh

15. Do you talk to yourself? yes all the time especially in my car…

16. Tea or coffee? coffee icl i have never had tea in my life

17. First thing you wanted to be growing up? a pediatrician

18. What movies do you adore? i rlly love top gun maverick tbh its just so cool.. i also love the spiderverse movies

tagging @moons0ng @crii-sis & @somborshuffling !!

[ssongsboo]

i feel like i’m eavesdropping when i read tags lmfaooo but referring to how u said that all (h)ours doesn’t maintain like.. hype? i know what u mean.. i thought their debut was amazing!!! i wish they’d have more stages for racer but they were already promoting wao wao as well, and then i thought their comeback was incredible as well like it’s a no skip album which even though i love all my nugu groups sometimes im just not into every song but that goes for most albums but like… i love. they’re so talented too like u said :( they deserve better but i find that’s kind of how it goes with most groups that are still a little under known.. i guess. they’re still so new.. so they have time fs

i’ve been trying to think about headcanons for kunho, youmin, and xayden though and idrk i have trouble coming up with them for groups that don’t have a presence at all on fic tumblr😭😭😭 i see all 3 of them as doms tho… xayden maybe switch??

lmao my tags are so unrelated to the actual posts sometimes i didnt think ppl would actually read them 💀💀 anywayz

this!! but idk w them it just felt v extreme ig? bc everybody and their mama was talking abt them n then all of a sudden everybody seemed to just have forgotten abt them but im soso sure that theyre gonna become really big in the future bc they really do have the potential!!

anywayz unfortunately i have to disagree w your other point to an extent bc i will die on my sub!youmin hill 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i defdef agree w dom!kunho and switch!xayden tho!!! and i think i have mentioned this before on here but ‼️hate sex w xayden‼️ ive had some thoughts abt this in my notes app for months now but im too shy to post it tbh bc it feels too personal 🥸🥸