#taylorgating

[gardengaytes]

post-concert depressive episode except you were only able to tayl-gate bc being on long-term medical leave means dwindling savings and income and the us leg ends in two weeks and she's not coming to canada and you have to accept that you'll never get to see the tour fr inside the stadium

and also dancing with mobility aids while taylorgating was very rough on you physically so you basically slept through two days after and you're still in pain and recovering

owie

[eekitseve]

Chronic lack of care about popular things

[shegavemeroses]

couple days late but taylor playing “ivy” as a surprise song while i’m working on a tapestry i’m gonna name after “ivy” lyrics??? she so supports me

[folksyswift]

Next thing you’re going to tell me is Calvin Harris is Taylorgating in the parking lot of Sofi

[shedidntevenswear]

an extremely extremely low priority secondary concern: i fear this is the end of taylorgating eras tour shows

[lonelystarbuckslover13]

Guys I just found out that 50,000 people were taylorgating outside the stadium for night 2 in Melbourne which means that in total 146,000 people came to see her like WHATTT

[f1cha0s]

Ok, I may be having a bit of an “I am stupid” moment but imma ask anyway: WHERE/WHEN DID LANDO TALK ABT TAYLORGATE???!

Here it is! It was on a stream today

What kills me it’s the fact that Lando wasn’t even confused about the whole thing he just straight up went “no.” which means he must had read about it before 😭

[dumbandpoetic]

okay taylorgating is the most surreal thing i have ever done

[skeletonsinmyass]

Taylor Swift cancellation scenarios

1. carbon footprint finally catches up to her (least likely)

2. proof of plagiarism and blackmail (somewhat likely to occur, least likely to lead to cancellation)

3. violent freakout at some assistant or stagehand yelling abuse and throwing things. bonus points if the screaming includes "do you have any idea who i am" and throwing some sort of award. victim comes forward and starts a whole chain—inevitably called #taylorgate— of former assistants/stagehands telling their stories (somewhat likely)

4. hotmic moment at an awards show or backstage at a concert where she calls someone a faggot. comes out as heteroflexible the next day to save face (funniest plausible scenario)

5. comes out as a diaper fetishist. everyone says that's fine and normal and she's allowed to have sexual desires. releases an album solely about adult baby diaper kink which has the lowest sales numbers of any record of all time. former diehards respond to the name "taylor swift" with "who?". the adult baby community widely rejects her because she only advocates for rich white women in the fight for diaper kink acceptance. slowly fades into obscurity. (ideal situation)

[billspotts]

my boss just texted me that i could get to work tomorrow at 1 pm instead of 11 am out of nowhere like. i think i’m taylorgating tonight

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

guesssssssssss who is going to one of the  california shows lol. me and lan decided that we’ll be insane and try to get last minute tickets and if not we’ll taylorgate. so I’m gonna need to put in more hours at the mud factory (fighting in the ticketmaster pits for the santa clara shows)

but also if anybody is selling three (3) tickets to either of the santa clara shows, please!!!!! I’ll pay and I’m also willing to bargain with my folklore cardigan.

[iwatcheditbegin]

New Orleans taylorgates look magical

[deblala]

‘TAYLORGATE’: Leftist British PM Starmer’s New Scandal as It Surfaces That Ministers Pressured Scotland Yard To Give Taylor Swift Taxpayer-Funded Security in Exchange for Tickets | The Gateway Pundit | by Paul Serran

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/10/taylorgate-leftist-british-pm-starmers-new-scandal-as/

[breakbleheavens]

taylorgating outside the stadium is actually such a vibe

[taylorthrift]

It's a shame there no taylorgating allowed at metlife

[shedidntevenswear]

what is taylorgating?

just like the thousands of people listening to the show outside the stadium. i did it in nashville n2 because there was a hill you could see the jumbotron from, it was really fun!